(13/14) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)17:58 No. 1123829 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "Hero! This is no time for a depression nap! Didn't you hear anything I just said?"

Boobie Bunny: "Nope. This is the perfect time for a depression nap. Hooters reset everything back to the beginning of the adventure..."

Titmouse: "But—"

Boobie Bunny: "Last time, the RAT KING was able to get to the Magic Crystal because I opened the seal for him. Trying to help only made things worse. This time I'm going to sit the adventure out and let somebody else handle it like I should have done in the first place."

Titmouse: "But Hero! The Great Sage Didn't reset the entire adventure, he only reset our position! The Magic Crystal is still destroyed and the RAT KING is still out there! His monsters are probably on their way here right now!"

(14/14) Apples 2026/03/22(Sun)17:58 No. 1123830 ID: 0c2899
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God. Dammit.

Oh hey! if the tutoriowl Hooters is dead, that means she won't reset you back here for going out underdressed!

you thinking what I'm thinking?

Nope, fuck this
Peel your VR headset off

>>1123834
after you do this, be reminded that the real world is facing an even worse chaos than the virtual world right now, and put the vr headset back on.

>>1123833
That's right clothes only slow you down

Go find the tiddy fairy!

Goddammit, I'm not doing this whole adventure with - wait, did you say huge dick dragon?

>>1123830
Ugh, now we not only have to get out of bed when we're already exhausted, we have to go on a fun sexy adventure all over the world and back to fix that big dumb manly RAT KING's mess. Sometime I hate this big hero prophecy.

But not Titmouse. We could never hate her. She's our best friend and we know she's only looking out for us.

Well, time to get out of bed I guess. Equip our sword, shield, magic wig and roll out to adventure. We'd better get moving, this is looking to be the kind of story where our hometown gets destroyed or something.

Ugh, but we're still so tired. Can Titmouse, like, give us a butt-smack or something to get us going?

>>1123830
With enormous honkers comes enormous responsibility and back pain.

Wake up.
In honour of hooters who saved you from the tiny scrote rat.

Its your chance to meet some other hugely endowed people of legend.

(1/4) Apples 2026/03/28(Sat)21:16 No. 1124013 ID: 0c2899
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>Its your chance to meet some other hugely endowed people of legend.

Boobie Bunny: "Is there a guardian spirit of feet?"

Titmouse: "Uh... n-no..."

Boobie Bunny: "Oh well. I guess the Great Tiddy Fairy sounds neat. Maybe if I visit her she can grant my wish for a boob reduction and then I won't have to be a hero anymore..."

Titmouse: "H-hero! You mustn't say things like that!"

>Ugh, but we're still so tired. Can Titmouse, like, give us a butt-smack or something to get us going?

Boobie Bunny: "Whatever. Come and smack me on the butt."

Titmouse: "Eeek! Hero! This isn't the time for things like that!"

Boobie Bunny: "I need a smack on the butt to wake me up."

Titmouse: "The RAT KING's monsters are on their way!"

Boobie Bunny: "Then I guess you'd better hurry..."

(2/4) Apples 2026/03/28(Sat)21:16 No. 1124014 ID: 0c2899
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Reluctantly, Titmouse gets up on the bed and gives you a tentative pat on the butt.

Boobie Bunny: "Harder!"

Titmouse: "Hero! Please!"

Boobie Bunny: "HARDER!"

Titmouse: "Eeek!"

Titmouse gives your butt a good, hard smack!

(3/4) Apples 2026/03/28(Sat)21:16 No. 1124015 ID: 0c2899
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The power of the spanking gives you just enough energy to listlessly slide forward off the edge of the bed.

(4/4) Apples 2026/03/28(Sat)21:17 No. 1124016 ID: 0c2899
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Ploomf.

You are now stuck.

Titmouse: "Oh no!"

Well, you're going to have to spread those boobers to get your head out of your boobahs. But your tunic is in the way. guess titmouse is going to have to cut it open...

no wait, titmouse can just pull on your ears to get you outta that predicament. genius!

You are trapped in boob hell the only way out is through.

This is going to take more energy than just a smack. Titmouse should get some coffee for BB and, I guess just pour it in there. It should get to her mouth eventually.

>>1124016
Roll forwards.

>>1124016
...Huh. So that's where we left our Rumble Stone. We've been needing a good rumbling for weeks.

Well, no time for that now. We've got swords to equip and monsters to stab. Now to get out of this... could Titmouse put her staff between our boobs so we can grip it to push ourself out? And tug on our ears to help? It's nice when she tugs on our ears.

>>1124016
This looks like the origin of a new special move. You could shelter in your own cleavage in battle...
*sigh* i miss hooters.
Cmon boobie.
Lets get moving before we make ourself and titmouse sad.
Or sadder.
Maybe she can spank you along the way to keep you motivated.

The only way out is further in.

if you gaze long into the boobs the boobs will gaze back into you. This is their move to take control of your body. Don't lose yourself in yourself, fight against your own body and boobs will let you go.

Oh no! With Boobie Bunny stuck, will Titmouse have to don the Hero's Panties, take the sword and be the hero... herself?

(1/6) Apples 2026/03/31(Tue)03:13 No. 1124076 ID: 0c2899
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>Oh no! With Boobie Bunny stuck, will Titmouse have to don the Hero's Panties, take the sword and be the hero... herself?

Boobie Bunny: "It's too late for me, Titmouse. Take the Hero's Panties and be the hero I never was..."

Titmouse: "H-hero! You mustn't say such things! I'll get you out!"

Titmouse pulls on your ears!

Boobie Bunny: "Oooh yeah! Pull harder, mommy! Ooooooh!"

Titmouse: "Hero! please! Don't make those lewd sounds!"

Boobie Bunny: "Maybe you should spank me, too..."

Titmouse: "Eeek!"

(2/6) Apples 2026/03/31(Tue)03:13 No. 1124077 ID: 0c2899
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Somehow Titmouse manages to get you unstuck.

>Equip sword and shield

*Sigh if you MUST

You equip your sword and shield.

(+ATK, +DEF).

Titmouse: "Hero! Not like that! You have to do a heroic pose!"

(3/6) Apples 2026/03/31(Tue)03:13 No. 1124078 ID: 0c2899
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Ughhh FINE

You strike a heroic pose.

Titmouse: "Yay!"

(4/6) Apples 2026/03/31(Tue)03:13 No. 1124079 ID: 0c2899
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You also grab the Magic Wig and add it to your inventory.

(5/6) Apples 2026/03/31(Tue)03:13 No. 1124080 ID: 0c2899
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You head outside to begin your quest to fulfill the Emergency Backup Prophecy.

Unfortunately, no sooner have you left the Hero's Hut than you find your path blocked by a trio of hideous monsters!

Titmouse: "Eeeeek! We waited too long! The RAT KING'S monsters have found us!"

(6/6) Apples 2026/03/31(Tue)03:14 No. 1124081 ID: 0c2899
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Three Snoblins attacked!

It's a battle!

>>1124081
Oh, it's these things. Gross. Are those eyes or noses they're pointing at us?

Enough of that! Our friend is here with us and we've got to protect her. These three goons are in a convenient-looking formation, just right to unleash a Titty Twister to slash all of them in one go! Let's see how they like having their clothing shredded for once!

Use your AoE attack!

>>1124081
Murder.

Z-targeting!

Milk up their nostrils. Should make them explode from the stressful contradiction of fulfilling their childish urges and drowning them in painful disgust simultaneously.

Bowl them over, they're just small fry

>>1124081
Warn the one in the middle that it's dangerous to raise long, metal objects in the air during a thunderstorm.

Also, hideous monsters? That's not very nice.

Go back inside, and take the back door outside instead

>>1124081
Theres three of them, but these little snufflers dont have the sheer chesticular fortitude of a hero.
Protect titmouse!
Remember everything hooters taught you!
The titty twister!

Oh no! The Snoblins are going to tie me up and ravish me!

*Ahem* I said, the Snoblins are going to tie me up and ravish me!

Tell them they aren't good enough to fight you.

They are snoblins, they'll respect that.

(1/9) Apples 2026/04/07(Tue)02:32 No. 1124689 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "Oh no! The Snoblins are going to tie me up and ravish me!"

The Snoblins seem clueless. You lift up your tunic to give the Snoblins a peek at the Hero's Panties.

Boobie Bunny: "*Ahem* I said, the Snoblins are going to tie me up and ravish me!"

Titmouse: "Eek!"

(2/9) Apples 2026/04/07(Tue)02:32 No. 1124690 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "Fear not, hero! For while I breathe I shall not allow these filthy monsters to defile your pure, innocent body!"

Boobie Bunny: "Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?"

Titmouse: "Sacrificing myself for you, hero!"

Titmouse: "Hear me now, monster scum! You shall not lay a single claw on the hero! Whatever you're thinking of doing..."

(3/9) Apples 2026/04/07(Tue)02:32 No. 1124692 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "P-please spare her and do it to me, instead!"

(4/9) Apples 2026/04/07(Tue)02:33 No. 1124693 ID: 0c2899
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The snoblins confer about this for a few minutes and agree they're okay with that.

(5/9) Apples 2026/04/07(Tue)02:35 No. 1124695 ID: 0c2899
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You watch in mingled horror and envy as the snoblins have their way with Titmouse! They really give her the business!

(6/9) Apples 2026/04/07(Tue)02:35 No. 1124696 ID: 0c2899
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The snoblins became exhausted!

Battle Over! You Win!

(7/9) Apples 2026/04/07(Tue)02:36 No. 1124697 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse is also exhausted!

Titmouse: "I-I'm fine... just... just gimme a minute..."

(8/9) Apples 2026/04/07(Tue)02:36 No. 1124698 ID: 0c2899
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After several minutes Titmouse recovers and dons her cleric's robes once more.

Boobie Bunny: "Are you alright? That was pretty intense..."

Titmouse: "Yeah I'm—*whoo*—I'm fine..."

Boobie Bunny: "Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure those snoblins fucked every hole in your body..."

Titmouse: "My holes only exist to serve you, hero."

Boobie Bunny: "Really, because it looked like they were serving—"

Titmouse: "Please, hero, think nothing of it! It was only a m—*urp*—momentary inconvenience."

Titmouse gained the status effect Pregnant! Titmouse will give birth to 1D4 snoblin pups in 14 days!

Titmouse: "Shit..."

(9/9) Apples 2026/04/07(Tue)02:39 No. 1124702 ID: 0c2899
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Titmouse: "Hero, please do not concern yourself with me. You must complete the quest and save the world! Choose our next destination using the Hero's Map!

Wouldn't titmouse be having snouse pups? Maublins?

Anyway... if we wanna go see the fairy, we gotta go north to Lake Tiddyhaha. Gear up to go through the Vorest!

Now, you dont get that sort of problem with gobble-ins.
>>1124702
Well, gate town first no matter what.
Then, hm...
Slime time?
And then the goblin hole for pup support payments and an explanation to why the hero wasnt good enough for the snoblins.

You forgor to loot the snoblins! At least have titmouse take one pair of their shoes.

Gate town. We need to recruit a hot bard

>>1124702
Let's check Gate Town for low level quests.

speedrun strat over the mountains to skip strait to the goblin hole

>>1124702
Well, at least our cute subby mouse friend got to have some fun. She deserves to take a little time for herself now and then. Give her a kiss to show our gratitude, and to discreetly get a taste of snoblin cum while it's still fresh in her holes.

If we're planning a long-term route, let's head through the Slime Swamp to get some gooey tentacles filling our holes on the way to the Big Butt Goblin. But we should spend some time in the towns first to get slime-resistant gear, so that Titmouse doesn't have to ruin her nice robe again.

the pregnant status debuff will be important later I'm sure, kiss your rat wife and then go to gate town

Uh... is there a ritual that sacrifices unborn babies for power? We should look into that.

Backwards Long Jump your way to the hole! You can do this move by contorting in a way that your breasts replace the function of the ass!

No choice until we get to the Royal City but let's be careful. That's the only way the monsters could have come so we know these roads will be dangerous.

Hope these two don't fight too much over whose turn it is to sacrifice their body to save the other one.

>>1124702
Before we do anything else we should slaughter the sleeping monsters (free exp and loot!)

(1/6) Apples 2026/04/13(Mon)01:01 No. 1125218 ID: 0c2899
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>Give Titmouse a kiss to show our gratitude...

You give Titmouse a kissu on the cheek.

Boobie Bunny: "Thank you for stepping up to protect me."

Titmouse: "EEEEK! Hero!"

Titmouse became fired up!

Titmouse gained the status effect: wet!

(2/6) Apples 2026/04/13(Mon)01:01 No. 1125219 ID: 0c2899
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> (discreetly get a taste of snoblin cum while it's still fresh in her holes.)

Yesss...

(3/6) Apples 2026/04/13(Mon)01:01 No. 1125220 ID: 0c2899
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>Loot the snoblins' shoes

You loot the snoblins. You got 10 gold coins!

You got 1 pair of snoblin shoes.

Titmouse equipped snoblin shoes! (-100 Foot Appeal)

Boobie Bunny: "What? Nyuuuuuu! Take them back off!"

Titmouse: "We're about to walk for miles and miles to Gate Town. Do you expect me to walk barefoot?"

Boobie Bunny: *grumble* "I suppose not..."

(4/6) Apples 2026/04/13(Mon)01:04 No. 1125222 ID: 0c2899
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>Go to Gate Town

You set off for Gate Town. Gate Town is sandwiched between two high walls which block off Hero Town from the rest of the kingdom. It is the checkpoint between the outside world and those specially chosen to serve the Hero With Huge Boobs and watch over the Magic Crystal. Only those bearing a Hero Town Pass may cross.

(5/6) Apples 2026/04/13(Mon)01:04 No. 1125223 ID: 0c2899
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After a day and night of walking, you arrive on the outskirts of Gate Town. You have had no food and spent a rough night in the wilderness with no shelter.

Boobie Bunny has gained the status effects: tired and hungry.

Titmouse has gained the status effects exhausted and hungry.

Titmouse: "Thank you for carrying me on your back these last few miles, Hero. Forgive my weak body, but I couldn't walk any more..."

Boobie Bunny: "I'm actually hella strong from carrying my huge tits around all day so it's no big deal."

Titmouse: "I promise I will become stronger for you, Hero."

???: "HALT! WHO GOES THERE?"

Titmouse: "EEEK!"

(6/6) Apples 2026/04/13(Mon)01:04 No. 1125224 ID: 0c2899
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Boobie Bunny: "Holy kitty titties!"

A gigantic sphynx blocks your path!

Gatekeeper: "I am the Gatekeeper of Gate Town! Only those who bear a Hero Town Pass may... pass!

Boobie Bunny: "Titmouse, do you have one of those?"

Titmouse: "Of course I do, it's—eeek!"

Boobie Bunny: "I don't like the sound of that 'eeek...'"

Titmouse: "My Hero Town Pass was in my other habit! It must have been dissolved by those slimes!"

Boobie Bunny: "Uh oh..."

A sphinx? alright, we know the drill, we answer her riddle, we get to pass, right?

Time for the old "here for your performance review" gambit. starting with hey how'd all those villains get in?

Those are some stonkin' big tits! Maybe the sphynx should be the hero of legend instead. And I guess the rest of the town just gets full view of her other bits all day, huh?

Maybe ask her if she has a quest we can do to let us in instead of the town pass. Only heroes do quests, after all. For everyone else it's just chores

Oh yeah, Titmouse: tell the sphinx her nips slipped out from the ground, she's exposed!

>>1125224
Big cat milkies...

...and also more trouble. Should have expected that the sacred guardians didn't stop that big buff RAT KING from padding his paws right to our doorstep but still find the time to get in our way when we try to stop him.

Um, of course we have a Hero Town Pass, giant kitty lady! No need to eat any poor innocent bunny or mouse girls! It must be buried in our cleavage somewhere, let me just take a look in here...

(Hey Titmouse, think you could sneak by while I distract the guard and get us new passes in town?)

>>1125224
Demonstrate your huge boobs as evidence you are the hero Boobie Bunny.
...shouldn't you also have a hero pass?

Try not to flirt with the sphinx, fail and do so anyway and ask for a sexy riddle from the cute feline

Time! The answer to the riddle is always time. Or death. Or darkness. Or the letter E. Or a hole. Are we close?

You guys giving riddle answers when she CLEARLY wants you to answer her tiddle. Ametures. The answer is still Man, but not because it’s a sphynx riddle!

>>1125219
Oh bunny, you so ~nasty~

>>1125224
Oh.
My.
Deities.
Finally!
Someone who you can commiserate with over how hard it is to find a good bra.

A sphinx though..
Assert dominance by immediately yelling your best riddle at her!

...How does she guard the other side of gate town here? Why did this feline not eat the BBEG? He's made of rats. Very cat food. Would have fattened tits.

(1/8) Apples 2026/04/15(Wed)11:30 No. 1125426 ID: 126c9f
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>Finally!
>Someone who you can commiserate with over how hard it is to find a good bra.
>Assert dominance by immediately yelling your best riddle at her!

Boobie Bunny: "A sphinx, huh? I've got a riddle for ya: one big-boobed gal to another, where in the world do you go to find a bra that fits?"

(2/8) Apples 2026/04/15(Wed)11:30 No. 1125427 ID: 126c9f
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Gatekeeper: *tch!* "You dare mock me with a riddle with such an obvious answer?"

(3/8) Apples 2026/04/15(Wed)11:30 No. 1125428 ID: 126c9f
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Gatekeeper: "Hidden behind a waterfall at the shores of Lake Tiddyhaha, toils the Master Brasmith. Its is said that, given enough material and a place to stand, he could craft a brassiere with cups large enough for the whole world to rest comfortably inside. He could easily craft a bra for you or me."

(A secret was added to your secret notes! To access your secret notes at any time, just ask Titmouse to remind you.)

(4/8) Apples 2026/04/15(Wed)11:30 No. 1125429 ID: 126c9f
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Boobie Bunny: "hmm, yes, that is correct. Excellent work."

Boobie Bunny: "Very well. You may pass."

(5/8) Apples 2026/04/15(Wed)11:31 No. 1125430 ID: 126c9f
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Gatekeeper: "Humph! About time!"

(6/8) Apples 2026/04/15(Wed)11:31 No. 1125431 ID: 126c9f
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Boobie Bunny: ("Hehe, ain't I a stinker?")

Gatekeeper: "HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!"

(7/8) Apples 2026/04/15(Wed)11:31 No. 1125432 ID: 126c9f
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The Sphinx's huge paw slams down to block your path!

Titmouse: "EEEK!"

Boobie Bunny: "Mmmmhf. Dose beansz..."

(8/8) Apples 2026/04/15(Wed)11:32 No. 1125433 ID: 126c9f
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Gatekeeper: "YOU'D BOTH BETTER SHOW ME YOUR HERO TOWN PASSES RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GOBBLE YOU UP!"

"Oh no! We don't want to be gobbled up by a big-titted furry giantese, do we, Titmouse?"

"Yes we do....n't"

Quickly tame the best by playing bongos with her boobs!

Assuming we have our own Hero Town Pass, we can easily claim Titmouse as our plus one, as clearly indicated in the Plus One Loophole clause of the Hero Town Pass Act. We… DO have our own pass with us, right?

Finally, now's your chance! Poke the beans, boobie bunnie!

Poke the cat beans

Aw, it nearly worked.
Good try.

Oh!
Beeeeaaaaans!
High priority quest!
Must smoosh.
While booby is doing that...

titmouse!
Ask to see the sphinxes gate keeper card!
She could just be some neerdowell up to mischief, not an official gate keeper.

Wow, somebody got sand in their vegina. Alright, ask her if she is willing to eat a pregnant girl?

How did she not eat the BBEG? HOW? Well anyway it's obvious how this will go. Her foot is right there. With the whole foot appeal thing, pretty sure bunny's got this.

>>1123817
Quick exploit her instincts demand a riddle from her

>>1125433
Now that we have a closer look at her snout... doesn't it look kind of odd? It's almost like a rat's nose. That's certainly a unique trait for a sphinx to have.

make a tactile examination of her foot appeal

>>1125433
Why do we need Hero Town passes to leave Hero Town? Isn't the point of the gate to keep ne'er-do-wells out? On that topic, did she let an evil snake lady and couple hundred rats through? Did they have passes? They destroyed the crystal, so she needs to start looking for work elsewhere.

Bribe with milk!

Challenge her to suck all the fluid from your breasts within five seconds. If Titmouse can suck a drop after she's done, she loses!

You'll have to use another riddle to delay her eating you.
"What can become a Hero Town Pass? A sidequest!"

>>1125496

Do you have any idea how much trouble heros are? Pots, broken! Chests, looted! Chickens, bothered!

Well obviously we were heading in to get the passes! How are we supposed to get passes from town hall without going inside?

(1/6) Apples 2026/04/25(Sat)02:01 No. 1125867 ID: 126c9f
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>Smush the beans
>Bunny's got this

Cometh the hour, cometh the bunny.

You climb atop the massive paw. Bunnies might not have beans, but you know exactly what to do with them!

Gatekeeper: "Giving up so easily? I guess I can't blame you. Time to hop into my mouth, little bunny!"

But you've got other plans besides being gobbled up by a big tiddy cat lady...

(2/6) Apples 2026/04/25(Sat)02:03 No. 1125868 ID: 126c9f
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Hop on the beans to perform a paw massage!

Match the rhythm to avoid getting eaten!

(4/6) Apples 2026/04/25(Sat)02:04 No. 1125870 ID: 126c9f
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Gatekeeper: "Bounce around all you like, you're still going—ahh—straight into my belly!"

The Gatekeeper starts to squirm as you nail combo after combo.

Gatekeeper: "I d-don't know what you're up t—ahh! T-to, b-but it's not ooh! working!"

(5/6) Apples 2026/04/25(Sat)02:04 No. 1125871 ID: 126c9f
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Gatekeeper: "Sh-shit! What's happening right now? I can't—ahnnn! I've never felt so—"

The Gatekeeper's legs get out from under her and she collapses to the ground, her moans rising to a crescendo of ear-piercing yowls as you administer a Heroic Paw Massage.

Within minutes, the Gatekeeper is reduced to a quivering pile of jelly.

(6/6) Apples 2026/04/25(Sat)02:05 No. 1125872 ID: 126c9f
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Gatekeeper: "I've never had a paw massage like that! ~<3 W-who are you?"

>>1125872
Heroic pose, bombastic introduction!

Quick, grab one of the rhythm circles that fly out of her mouth and put it in your inventory!

>>1125872
Can't she tell? We're Boobie Bunny! And the adorable mouse girl is our faithful friend Titmouse! We're on a quest to stop the evil and sexy Rat King from spreading calamity across the lands!

I mean, really, shouldn't a sacred guardian recognize the Hero With Huge Boobs when she sees her? Maybe she needs a closer look so she doesn't forget our face or the rest of our cute body.

Lunch.
Jump in anyway so you can style on her minigame twice.

pose so good an explosion goes off behind you

BB: Who am I? To those who need help, I am the Milk of Human Kindness. To the wicked in the world, I am the Rack of Torture. To their evil schemes, I am the Great Bust. I am the Chest of Wonders. I am the War on Two Fronts. My cups runneth over. I am... THE HERO WITH BIG BOOBS

Titmouse: What's a human?

Pet the cat

>>1125877
Yes.
Share the quest.
As a part cat person, she will have an innate dislike of rats.
She could be grateful enough to offer aid at some pivotal point when were locked in a certain doom cutscene.

>>1125887
Brilliant.
All of this, but from titmouse instead acting like some wrestlers manager announcing their champion.
while boobie poses heroically in the background
Well, more likely just scratches her ass then sniffs her finger.
Our mythically endowed bun seems kinda reluctant about this hero thing, but titmouse is definitely all in on the legend.

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Boobie Bunny: "Duhhh, me? I guess I'm sort of—"

Titmouse: !!!

(2/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:42 No. 1125934 ID: 126c9f
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Titmouse: "Who is she? WHO IS SHE?

Titmouse: "you DARE to ask who she is???"

Boobie Bunny: (ow...)

(3/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:42 No. 1125935 ID: 126c9f
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Gatekeeper: "Um... yes?"

(4/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:43 No. 1125936 ID: 126c9f
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Titmouse: "Here's a riddle for ya!"

(5/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:43 No. 1125937 ID: 126c9f
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Titmouse: "To those who need help, she is the Milk of Human Kindness. To the wicked in the world, she is the Rack of Torture. To their evil schemes, she is the Great Bust..."

(6/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:43 No. 1125938 ID: 126c9f
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Titmouse: "She is the Chest of Wonders. She is the War on Two Fronts. Her cups runneth over!"

Titmouse: "WHO IS SHE?"

(7/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:44 No. 1125939 ID: 126c9f
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Titmouse: "She is...The Hero with Huge Boobs!"

Titmouse: "Yaaaaay! Yaaaaaay! Hcheaaaa! Hcheaaaaaa"

(8/8) Apples 2026/04/27(Mon)00:44 No. 1125940 ID: 126c9f
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Gatekeeper: "Shit."

Gatekeeper: "I'm so fired aren't I?"

I wouldn’t say fired, more like demoted. Become our steed and journey with us!

>>1125941
And replace her gatekeeping job position with a scarecrow. That ought to deter thieves

>>1125942
What if she's the scarecrow? Just hung up until someone decides to free her.

>>1125941
yeah! plus there's no need to guard the gate anymore since the temple is ransacked

>>1125940
That's okay, she was just doing her job. It's really the government's fault for setting up this Hero Town Pass system without enough failsafes for when something goes wrong with the paperwork. And we're not in the mood for whatever legal procedure we'd need to get her fired.

If she wants to make up for obstructing us, she can let us ride her. Because we're headed to Royal City and we're kind of in a hurry because of the whole Rat King thing, and riding on a giant pussycat would be much nicer than walking another three days with no food. Especially for Titmouse, the poor girl.

Speaking of that dastardly, delicious Rat King, has the gatekeeper seen anyone else cross by these gates recently? There's a whole invasion going on and we don't currently know if they got in here through trickery, or through a hidden passage or magic or something.

Yeah, you fucked up this time. The only way to make up for it is to come with us and help us wake the three guardian spirits. And maybe play that foot beans game every night in camp. Just, you know, to keep in practice.

"Two for two, ma'am."

Ask where the nearest "abortions-for-power" clinic is.

>>1125939
Gʻreat work titmouse!
Wooo!

Aw, dont be sad, sphinxy.
For, see here?
>>1125941
Its not firing.
Its a promotion!
A shift in career track with promotion opportunities!
Now, all the job entails is being able to appear when called for, either by a whistle or boobie performing the special twerk of summoning.
Then she gets to ride you.
That involves motivational spanking and a stamina bar made of carrots.

(1/5) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)19:50 No. 1126188 ID: 126c9f
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>How did she not eat the BBEG? HOW?
> On that topic, did she let an evil snake lady and couple hundred rats through? Did they have passes?
>Speaking of that dastardly, delicious Rat King, has the gatekeeper seen anyone else cross by these gates recently?

This has actually been on your mind for a while now but the urgency of being threatened by a giant sphinx took precedence.

Boobie Bunny: "Hey! How come you gave me such a hard time but you let the RAT KING in? Do you know how much work I have to do now because of you?"

Gatekeeper: "Woah woah woah! It's not like that! My job is to stop people from leaving Hero Town without a pass, my sister is the one in charge in charge of guarding the way in! I-I wanted to eat him, really! B-but I'm under a geass to allow safe passage for anyone who has a Hero Town Pass and they all must have had passes or my sister wouldn't have let them through!

Titmouse: "Eek! T-that's impossible! The only way to get a Hero Town Pass is if it's issued by the Royal City! They must have been forgeries!

The Gatekeeper looks a little indignant.

Gatekeeper: "It's not so easy to fool a sphinx! My sister and I would be able to detect any forgery, no matter how detailed. If she let them through it's because they had official passes!"

Titmouse: "B-but that's impossible! Why would the Royal City issue passes to the RAT KING and his army of monsters?"

The Gatekeeper shrugs.

(2/5) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)19:51 No. 1126189 ID: 126c9f
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>Invite the Gatekeeper to become your steed.

Boobie Bunny: "Hey, you look fun to ride, would you like to—YAWN!—l-like t-to..."

Oh no! Did you forget you're exhausted? You used your final burst of energy on giving the Gatekeeper a paw massage.

You don't have the energy to stay awake for even one more second!

(3/5) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)19:53 No. 1126191 ID: 126c9f
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Oops! There you go!

Flump!

Titmouse: "Eeek!"

You fall asleep right on the spot!

(5/5) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)19:53 No. 1126193 ID: 126c9f
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You awaken in an unfamiliar room 24 hours later. The bed is very comfortable and fancy. Titmouse is still snoring. Somebody hung your shield and sword on the wall and put your boots at the foot of the bed.

A glance outside the window reveals you are on the second story of what appears to be a fancy inn in in the middle of Gate Town.

You have arrived in a Town!

Would you like to:

A: Shop

B: Explore

B: Explore (each other's bodies)

While exploring, keep an eye out for pots or small barrels to smash. Those always have goodies that may prove useful

I don't think we have any money, do we? Got to be B: Explore.

>>1126193
B
and resist the temptation to perv on her feet while she sleeps.

>>1126188
Okay now she gets fired.

B) You don't have much money anyway

If her sister is the one in charge of outgoing travel, we just need to head back to the gate where we came in. Now we have a new sphinx to interrogate about how the Rat King made it to Hero Town, with such a robust system in place.

(1/2) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)23:12 No. 1126229 ID: 126c9f
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>resist the temptation to perv on her feet while she sleeps.

But they're right there!

Just one little nibble wouldn't hurt, right?

She'd never have to know!

(2/2) Apples 2026/05/03(Sun)23:12 No. 1126230 ID: 126c9f
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M-must resist!

cuddle up for a few more hours. after that head to the shops! even if you dont have any money, itd be good to chum up with the shopkeepers while titmouse rests!

Commence nibble

>>1126230
Worry about your own feet first.

>>1126231
Agreed

Apples 2026/05/04(Mon)00:41 No. 1126247 ID: 126c9f
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>Worry about your own feet first.

Come to think of it, you haven't seen your feet in a while... You hope they're okay.

Focus! You need to find an abortion clinic to sacrifice titmouse's psychopathic vermin before they birth out and demand inheritance payments! There should be some dark magical guilds that will pay well for the murder of unborn children!

If you take off your shirt and bra, and spread your boobs apart, you should be able to take a peek!

...or use a mirror.

>>1126193
B: Explore our surroundings in search of lore and side quests. We've got to get to the bottom of this Royal City business, and that starts here!

>>1126230
Pretty mouse paws, so soft, so... no, we mustn't! We're a hero and a friend, if we're going to do anything lewd to Titmouse she should be awake to enjoy it.

>>1126247
...We have time to check our own feet. In fact, let's take off the rest of our clothes and do a quick check of our inventory. Do we still have all our stuff?

>>1126247
Well you should really try to find out.

>>1126247
Hey.
Do you think your love of feet is based on yourbinability to see your own?
Making them an exotic appendage?

Anyway! Explore town!
They may have jars to smash!
And remember, any items you find inside a jar are legally yours because jars cant own things. Especially when theyre smashed to bits!
Thats a good way to earn some cash for spending.

B) explore...

those peets

Focus. We think only of the quest. Defeat the Rat King. The world's footer... future is at stake. Feats of courage to perform. The world's sole hopem Foot the bill for some new equipment, then foot foot feet feet heels ankles arches toes FUCK IT!

(1/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:16 No. 1126554 ID: 126c9f
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>Pretty mouse paws, so soft, so... no, we mustn't! We're a hero and a friend, if we're going to do anything lewd to Titmouse she should be awake to enjoy it

Somehow you restrain yourself from putting Titmouse's toes in your mouth. It... it wouldn't be right.

>take off the rest of our clothes and do a quick check of our inventory.

You decide to strip down and thoroughly review your inventory.

As you disrobe, the sun coming out from behind a cloud catches you by surprise (there is a window cut in the high wall positioned to shine sunlight directly into your room and only your room). You hold out your hands to try and shade your nipples but it doesn't work.

(2/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:16 No. 1126555 ID: 126c9f
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Your inventory is just as you remember it. In retrospect you don't know why you had to strip down to check but it pays to be thorough.

(3/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:16 No. 1126556 ID: 126c9f
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>Explore

Satisfied that your inventory wasn't plundered while you were asleep, you get dressed and head downstairs. The common room is deserted, but there's a map on the wall.

According to this, you're at the Hero's Inn In Gate Town, Just inside the East Gate.

According to this map, there are three shrines in town. One for each of the Guardian Spirits. If you went to a shrine, maybe you could get some information.

There's also a spa marked on here. That might be a good place to hang out and take a break.

(4/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:17 No. 1126557 ID: 126c9f
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Now oriented, you step out of the inn and into the street. The whole town is basically a long alley with one cobbled street running north to south.

A fairly large crowd of people is milling around outside. No sooner do you emerge from the inn than somebody points and shouts, "Hey! It's the Hero with Huge Boobs! Look, everybody! There she is!"

Within seconds the whole crowd is abuzz with excited chatter. You overhear a few snippets:

"It's really her!"

"Oh my gods her tits really are humongous!"

"I didn't think a shortstack bunny could save the world but now that I've seen those honkers I think we might have a chance."

A shopkeeper rushes up to you.

Shopkeeper: "Hero with Huge Boobs! Will you smash my pot? Please? It would be such an honor!"

Nah it probably doesn’t even have a bomb in it

spin around and shatter the pots and the guys with your boobis

>>1126555
You have a wand? What's it do?
I guess your sword and shield aren't inventory items, huh.

>>1126557
Yeah smash it!
...would people be upset or honored if you smashed the entire stock of the warehouse?
Let's start from the bottom up and head to the butt shrine.

Smoke the pot

Do like the table smash boob meme on the pots oh wait that's just a pot shaped guy oops!

Hmmm... I'm being flattered.

I mean, I get that my boobs are a nice sight for people who see two giant sphinx butts all day long.

Still - the only people allowed in and out of this town are heroes. The only business that can survive are ones with heroes as customers. The whole town's economy now depends on a steady flow of heroes spending their loot.

They've learned how to flatter heroes. The whole pot smashing thing is probably a loss leader to get you into their store.

They're gonna be pissed when they find out we don't have any starting money. Unless their whole thing is getting you to run up a big tab when you're setting out so they take all your loot on the way back?

I wonder if they're deliberately letting monsters through in order to get heroes coming to them again?

...better find out how much we owe the inn for one night before anything else. Could be like a thousand gold a night if this is their deal.

>>1126557
Do our part to keep the pottery economy alive!
Smashy smashy!
He'll probably sell the shards if you use your heroic honkers to crush them.

If it is a scam, dont worry. I spy another money making opportunity.
Grass farm
Perfect for spin attacks and uprooting our local currency.
Im guessing boob shaped ruupies.
Sweater puupies.

First, fill the pot with your milk and then break it. That milkshake will bring all the boys to the yard.

>>1126557
Ah, the consequences of fame and fate. Some people might think we'd enjoy having crowds of stickfolk (and one gnome-looking guy) fawning over us, but...
Eh, why not? We're the Hero with Huge Boobs. Let's milk 'em.

Do a fancy stunt with the pot. Rest it on our chest to Boobie Bounce it into the air, and hit it with our sword as it comes down to send it flying off into the distance.

And while everyone's watching it fly, we can make our way to the conveniently-placed Butt Shrine to learn about the road ahead. We've got to plan our journey before we can prepare for it!

(1/5) Apples 2026/05/16(Sat)17:50 No. 1126876 ID: 126c9f
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>spin around and shatter the pots and the guys with your boobis

>Do a fancy stunt with the pot.

*groan* You just got up and now you're supposed to do effort? Ugh.......

(2/5) Apples 2026/05/16(Sat)17:50 No. 1126877 ID: 126c9f
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Okay fine...

SUPER... ULTRA... MILKY...

(3/5) Apples 2026/05/16(Sat)17:50 No. 1126878 ID: 126c9f
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...Boobie Smash.

Shopkeeper: "OMG! She did it! She did the thing!"

"Oh wow!"

"What an honor!"

"I don't believe it!"

(4/5) Apples 2026/05/16(Sat)17:50 No. 1126879 ID: 126c9f
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Some Dumb Dipshit: "Oooh, mine! Smash my pot next! I put a bomb in it!"

Rando Guy: "And mine! Smash mine! I hid money inside!"

Itty Bitty Titty Committee: "I wish I had huge boobs like those! I would smash this whole town!"

But you had already left...

(5/5) Apples 2026/05/16(Sat)17:51 No. 1126880 ID: 126c9f
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>Go to Butt Shrine first.

You head south and make your way to the giant stone ass at the bottom of town.

The shrine is being attended by some kind of wyrm woman with an insanely fat bottom and tiny toes.

DEFEND THE SHRINE

Now that's a woman who won't turn down some footcare.

Inquire how you can learn the technique Badonk Bonk so you can break certain rocks and walls that may block you path

>>1126880
She's got a cute tail.

And I mean her actual tail, not just her butt.

Slap that ass hard.
No not hers, the really big one behind her.
C'mon it'll be funny.

>>1126880
Enquire as to the nature of the challenges and powers that the booty shrine can bestow upon you!
Attempt to gather info on potential subquests!
Do your best not to visibly enjoy the sight of her delicate tiny tootsietoes!

Ask about what you need to do:
* You need to see the three sages, and you expect the temple of ass would know about the ass sage and how to get to her. Any other information on the other sages would be appreciated.
* Titmouse got pregnant with vermin. You're looking for an abortion clinic that can sacrifice the embryos for power or something. Really, neither of you want psychopaths for children anyway...
* Any side quests that the temple of ass needs done? You can't guarantee anything but it's always helpful to ask.

We should spend a bit of time getting to know each other first before we dive into asking about the Big Butt Goblin. Bit of girl talk. I mean Titmouse - love her to death but all she ever talks about is the quest and my sacred duty. Would be good to just shoot the shit with someone, maybe bond over how hard it is when your calling in life is to have huge secondary sexual characteristics you never asked for.

(1/2) Apples 2026/05/18(Mon)02:47 No. 1126925 ID: 126c9f
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The Shrine Priestess fixes you with a haughty, contemptuous glare.

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Well well well, if it isn't the Hero With Huge Boobs herself come to grace us measly bottom-heavy peons with her presence!"

Boobie Bunny: "Uhh..."

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Pray, tell us, what can a mere priestess of ass do to serve the hero whose mighty mammaries are destined to save the whole world?"

(You sense that the Shrine Priestess may have a quest for you!)

>Any side quests that the temple of ass needs done?

Boobie Bunny: "Just poking around looking for side quests, I guess?"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Oh? And just what gives you the impression our humble Butt Shrine has any quests worthy of a glorious knight of nipples such as—"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "H-hey!"

(2/2) Apples 2026/05/18(Mon)02:47 No. 1126926 ID: 126c9f
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Her feet are so small! Literally they're the same size as your hands! They must ache terribly from the strain of supporting so much weight.

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "HEY! What are you doing down there? Excuse me!"

Give the feet a kiss or nibble

Give the feet a kiss or nibble

Give the feet a kiss or nibble

Give the feet a kiss or nibble

>>1126880
Hey, dragon shrine maiden. Nice horns. She looks like she's not too busy. Anything we could do to help her? Like a foot massage?

To make a long story short, the Emergency Backup Prophecy is happening. We're headed to the Slime Swamp and Goblin Hole first, so is there anything she can tell us about that route? We want to be ready if there are any more corrosive slimes in it. Or tentacles. Are there tentacle slimes in the swamp?

Come to think of it, the Rat King showed his handsome face in this town recently. That must have been quite an event. What was it like for the townsfolk when his army came through?

And maybe just talk about the dragon lady, too. Why did she decide to work at this shrine? We may be at the center of the prophecy, but we aren't exactly an expert on our own religion. It would be nice to hear another priestess tell us about her views. One who's not quite as zealous as little Titmouse, bless her feet.

Heart. Bless her heart.

Her feet aren’t tiny, they are actually kinda pretty long. Notice she’s a digitigrade? Her foot begins around where that dewclaw is at. If she wasn’t standing on her tippy toes, you’d notice

Err I mean

Give the feet a kiss or nibble

>>1126926
>>1126931
Well, that was a bit awkward.

I stand by what I said. Offer the grumpy priestess a foot massage to help her relax. She sounds like she'd appreciate a chance to complain about things. We know what that's like. Also:

>>1126927
>>1126928
>>1126929
>>1126930
Give the feet a kiss or nibble.

praise the hard working feet

I apologize, my phone glitched out and I tripleposted but also dont regret a thing

>They must ache terribly from the strain of supporting so much weight

Now that I think about it
Suggest that she rests her heels on the floor, it’ll feel much more comfortable that way.

>>1126926
Just casually offer a foot massage.

Oh! I'm sorry to be so bold. Some people say I have a lot of front. (Tee-hee!) But... gurl! You have blisters! Callouses! Bunyons! I know, after a few hours carrying these things around, my feet are always in agony! Maybe I should take you to the spa and give you a good, long, thorough pedicure... for hours... and hours... and hours.... What do you say?

Hey, whatever kind of religious grudge there is between boobies and butts, we aren't holding it, lady. You're very pretty, so how about we just talk to each other as equals, and not act out some old animosity?

>>1126926
Ohmuhgawd They so tiny!
.
Givethefeetakissornibble
...and glance up her robe.
You may never get another chance.

Also, you've... you've got a... there's something on your forehead. It's.. it's a... it's a... no, not your hat, it's... it's... OK, just bend down and let me get my handkerchief, I'll wipe it off...

>>1126962
Look up her skirt +1! Then tell her you’re actually considering seeking out the butt goblin first! And you figured you’d go to her for some sage advice~ That ought to earn you some favor~

... She's beautiful. Beyond that fat ass she's been blessed with, and her elegant legs, the Shrine Priestess just has this look about her. Compliment her scale care routine, get whatever task she needs a hand with, and make her fight to keep that sneer going.

(1/3) Apples 2026/05/29(Fri)02:00 No. 1127307 ID: 126c9f
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>Give the feet a kiss or nibble

You held back with Titmouse, but these trotters are too tasty to pass up!

Nom!

(2/3) Apples 2026/05/29(Fri)02:01 No. 1127308 ID: 126c9f
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Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "YIPES!"

The bottom-heavy shrine priestess loses her balance and falls backward onto her well-padded posterior.

(3/3) Apples 2026/05/29(Fri)02:01 No. 1127309 ID: 126c9f
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BOOM!

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Wh-what the hell is wrong with you, you freak?"

I had the munchies that only feet could satisfy

>>1127309
Now's your chance! Massage time.

If tasting your feet is wrong I don't wanna be right

Oh no! I have committed a sin on the sacred grounds of the Butt Shrine! What's the punishment for that? Is it a spanking? I bet it's a spanking, isn't it?

"Okay good, you're not one of the Rat King's Infiltrators. We learned about them the hard way.

I'm going to need to bite you in the feet every time we meet. Make sure you do the same to anyone suspicious, it's the only way to catch them!"

>>1127318
You are cooking with this idea, if it works then we can nibble our friends feet too... But this also means we one day have to bite some gross feet...

>>1127319
Yeah.
And, it might work on more people,
The rat kings rats are ticklish so... nibbles, nuzzles.,all, kinda tests,
Hey, its not technically lying when its plausible, right bunny?

Definitely look up her skirt, now that she’s splayed out like this~

(1/4) Apples 2026/06/20(Sat)21:19 No. 1128301 ID: 126c9f
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>Now's your chance! Massage time.

>Would be good to just shoot the shit with someone, maybe bond over how hard it is when your calling in life is to have huge secondary sexual characteristics you never asked for.

Boobie Bunny: "I could tell you needed to get off your feet. Now let me show you my actual legendary powers..."

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "What are you... oh... oh my gods... oh that feels GOOD!"

The Shrine Priestess leans back and relaxes for a few minutes as you massage her aching feet.

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "I'm already feeling so much better. How did you... Why are you doing this?"

Boobie Bunny: "Us overburdened gals gotta stick together. Boobs. Butts. They're just big round heavy things we have to lug around all the time. They don't define us."

The Shrine Priestess contemplates your words.

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "You're not like I expected you to be."

Boobie Bunny: "How did you expect me to be?"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "In my experience, women with huge boobs think that being busty makes them better than everyone else..."

(2/4) Apples 2026/06/20(Sat)21:19 No. 1128302 ID: 126c9f
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Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "The last busty woman I knew betrayed me and pushed me down a bottomless pit. In my world I was a powerful witch. Here, I'm just a glorified janitor."

Boobie Bunny: "Wait, the color palette here is diegetic?"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "No the color change is just meant to symbolize the transition between worlds."

Boobie Bunny: "Oh I get it."

You don't get it.

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Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "I'm sorry I was rude to you. I was actually in a bad mood before you even showed up."

Boobie Bunny: "Oh? What else is troubling you?"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "It's that damn dick shrine across the street."

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Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Look at it! It's a disgrace! Since I became a priestess, I've been stuck staring at that eyesore all day every day for years!"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Can't you do something about it?"

Boobie Bunny: "Sure!"

Shrine Priestess: "If you do that, I'll reward you with something that can help you cross the Slime Swamp and reach the Big Butt Goblin guardian spirit."

Quest accepted: Rub down the big dick shrine!

>>1128304
Wash a building? Well, a quest is a quest.
...wait, where's the dick priest? Shouldn't they be maintaining the building?

>...wait, where's the dick priest? Shouldn't they be maintaining the building?

You're looking at him. That's not the building, that's the dick priest's dick.
The actual shrine is behind him.
dude is a masochist who is just into bodywriting humiliating stuff on himself.

Find the dick priest to ask why they've let the shrine go. If you just clean it it will only get dirty again.

>>1128302
I think this is the first time we've seen colors like that. Are we partially colorblind? Have we been like that our whole life and never knew? Put that in the back of our mind for now. Existential worries come later.

>>1128304
That poor, mistreated Dick Shrine comes now. Let's polish that shrine until it's glistening wet! And then look for the shrine maiden who should be tending to it. Shrine boy? Can boys be maidens?

Later! Cleaning supplies first. If there aren't any obvious alternatives, I think we've got some Slime Juice saved. We could splash it on our slime-resistant Magic Tunic and give that statue a rub-down with our boobs. Or would that damage it with corrosive slime?

Oh. Looks like Titmouse is already over there, cleaning it with her mouth and tongue.

Titmouse, I'm sure there's a faster way to complete this sidequest.

Titmouse: Sidequest?

>>1128304
Were gonna need titmouse.
Ifbtheres anyone who knows how to handle a massive dick, its her.
>>1128308
Hmm.
This is also a good point.
We need to get them to help wash their filthy cock.

It's a trick this is an ideological battle. The graffiti is supposed to be there, but you must convince the dick shrine priests of the superiority of butts.

Ask titmouse to use her spell that washes off obscene grafitti, which she has had all along, probably to wash off her walls after a particularly raunchy party.

After that, ask the legendary and extremely handsome architect Daddyealus to build a giant statue of a man and attack the dick statue to it, so it looks less filthy and more classy.

>>1128417
Or this. Convince them to replace it with a butt statue, why not.

(1/2) Apples 2026/06/29(Mon)02:30 No. 1128705 ID: 126c9f
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>Get Titmouse to help

You already know what she'll say. "Eeek!" Plus she's like 20 yards away.

>Find the dick priest to ask why they've let the shrine go.

You'll do this first and if you need backup you'll go get Titmouse.

You approach the Dick Shrine and see that, in addition to the graffiti, is also decorated with... offerings. Apparently it's a thing to leave used condoms by the shrine.

You look around for the shrine priestess.

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You don't see any shrine priestess in the vicinity but you do find a young goblin man nearby in the process of spraypainting "romanes eunt penus" on the wall.

We need to get him to leave. Tell him that there's a butt shrine over there that is in need of spray painting.

Well if there isn't anyone else around, then congratulations fucker, you're the new priest. Deputized by the hero herself.
Now explain why your shrine is in such a state.

Wait, what if he already IS the shrine priestess?

>>1128707
Another goblin? Meh. He's cuter than the last ones we've met. Nice heart-shaped nose, nice sharp toenails... not the worst option.

Is he, like, the local Dick Priest or something? Is he drawing on his shrine as some kind of religious rite? If he isn't, the real Dick Priest is going to have something to say about that and we'll be dragging him along while we fix his mess.

Spank his ass, maybe that will get him to behave. That or cutting off his hans.

Oh, I know this one! We have to correct his Latin grammar. Tell him it should be "Romani ite penum".

>>1128707
Go tell him to knock it off. He's giving you more work!

Wait, what's a Roman?

>>1128714
No, no, no. Romani is correct, but what does eunt mean? It means "to go" It's nonsense to tell a roman to relocate to penus. What the goblin means to say is "Romans are dicks."

Now what's the word for "Is?" Sum. The goblin is saying The romans, collectively are presently dicks, so the verb should be third person present plural. What's the proper declension? "Sunt"

Now for the last word, "penus" The goblin is saying what the Romans are. So we are looking at a direct object. That's the accusative case. So if we properly decline "penis" in the accusative case, we get "penes"

So, the proper graffiti would be "Romani sunt penes"

If they weren't the priest they are now the priest offer them a smooch if they help you clean the shrine (and then whisper they can spray paint it again later)

>>1128705
Oh, cool!
Theres already bags and bags of white paint to use!
Little and big bags!

>>1128717
This is true, but it's also a literal translation of the message.

One has tto take into account the phallus-themed insults that actually Romans used, which are...

Ummm.....

You know what? Let's just use the phrase you proposed and have the little troll repeat it so many times, it gives the shrine a new coat of paint.
He'll pay for the extra spray cans, of course.

>>1128717

> It's nonsense to tell a roman to relocate to penus

Maybe he's inviting Romans to the shrine

Tell the goblin that it's so nice that he's offering to paint the shrine in scripture - and so insufferable that he misspells his Latin. Which is why you're going to force him to do it another 100 times, in different sizes, and be sure to paint across every inch of the wall.

>>1128707
Wait, I just realized something. The Butt Priestess didn't exactly specify what she hates about the Dick Shrine or what she wants us to fix about it. We just kind of assumed she wants the graffiti cleaned off, but maybe she hates the shrine itself and wants it covered or something. Might want to clear that up before we commit to a plan.

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>Wait, what if he already IS the shrine priestess?

Boobie Bunny: "You're the Dick Shrine Priest, aren't you?"

Dick Priest: "Hehehe! How'd you know?"

Boobie Bunny: "Lucky guess..."

>The proper graffiti would be "Romani sunt penes"

Boobie Bunny: You know that graffiti is wrong. It should say 'Romani sunt penes.'"

Dick Priest: "What da heck are you talking about? This is a prayer for Romane."

Boobie Bunny: "Who's Romane?"

Dick Priest: "Some horny chick who needs some penis in her hooter. She paid us three gold to pray for her."

Boobie Bunny: "She paid you money to pray for her so you're spraypainting her prayer next to all the graffiti?"

Dick Priest: "What graffiti? Dis is all prayers. People pay us gold and we paint their prayers on the wall of the shrine."

Dick Priest: "Anyway, what'd you want?

>>1129252
sniff

This isn’t that far off, historically…
Praise be to dicks!

This is an audit. How many of these prayers you paint have been answered. You may need to change your methods.

parchment affixed with wax seals is a classy look that will surely get any god's attention (and justify an upcharge)

Tell him he's doing the prayer writing wrong, he's not supposed to write prayers on the shrine dick statue, he's supposed to write the prayers on his own holy dick. that way, the prayers will surly reach the dick gods' ears.

>>1129252
Um, wow, that's quite a noticeable bulge. It must be kind of burdensome, isn't it? I bet he'd be happy to... lighten the load...

Also we have a mission! The Butt Priestess is bothered by all the writing. I think she's mistaken it for vandalism or the like. Could he come over and over and talk with her to reach some kind of understanding?

>>1129252
Tell him you have a quest to... clean up? the shrine, and as Hero you are obligated to complete it, one way or another. The Butt Priestess is complaining about the view.
How long has it been since the shrine was cleaned? Maybe there's dirt on it, not just spraypaint? Or maybe... it's not erect enough? Either way, some simple soap and water should help here. It won't even remove the spraypaint, once it's dry.

Hmmm. The butt priestess offered to help us with Slime Swamp, but if we piss this guy off we'll probably miss out on his help with the Dick Shrine. We should probably do that first.

Hey, dick priest. Can you tell me anything about the Crystal Labyrinth or Mt Boner?

Butt priestess wants the religion district to be less grimy and more synchronized or something. Maybe you could just move.