Gotta suck them nipples to make sure they’re real

proceed

No! We're better than this! What would Hooters say? What would Titmouse say? Heroes don't dubcon virgins just because they have no feet. That's not hero behaviour. That's not even morally grey ironic 90s anti-hero behaviour.

We're just going to forklift her over to the Dick Shrine so a goblin can shove his cock between her tits. Obviously.

>>1131723
Yup taste test is the only way to be sure

>>1131704
I believe we have erred.

Apologize to the Boob Priestess for thinking she was a fake. There's no doubt that such a bountiful set of boobs are the real thing. What's it like for her, carrying such a heavy burden?

We could still do lewd things if she wants. Or does she have another quest for us? We've got a request from the Dick Priest for her. Does she know him?

She seems to be a natural sub. We can use this! Boob-carry her to the Dick Shrine and wedge Dick Priest in between!

"No time to explain, we need your help for a HOLY QUEST!"

Also, be gentle with those snipples. Give em a smooch.

>>1131778
Yes.
Apologise and intoduce yourself with a dramatically jiggly pose.

Those might still be a trick, an illusion! Confirm they're real by suckling on some mythical snilk (snake milk). You might get a powerup!

...or those are venom sacs and you get poisoned. 50-50 worth it.

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>Suck the snipples to check if they're real

>No! We're better than this! What would Hooters say? What would Titmouse say? Heroes don't dubcon virgins just because they have no feet. That's not hero behavior.

Hmm what would they say?

Imaginary Titmouse: "S-suck the snipples, Hero! Do it for me! Also it's okay if you want to kiss and nibble on my feet while I'm, sleeping! I give you my consent!"

Imaginary Hooters the Tutori-Owl: "Use timed tits!"

Hmm they both make good points...

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You suck the snipples!

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It's the sweetest snilk you've ever tasted!

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Boobie Bunny: "Explain yourself, witch! How came you by these tits? Where'd ya get 'em? Huh? HUH?"

Boob Shrine Priestess: "Th-they were a blessing from the Big Tiddy Guardian Spirit I swear! She blessed me with huge naturals when I entered her service!"

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>Pull her hair! (To check if it's a wig.)

Boobie Bunny: "Oh yeah? Then explain... THIS!"

You yank the wig roughly off the priestess's head.

Boob Shrine Priestess: "Leapin' Lizards!"

Boobie Bunny: "I knew it! Why're you wearing a wig?"

Boob Shrine Priestess: "The Big Tiddy Guardian Spirit didn't bless me with hair and I wanted to look pretty. I'm sorry! *sobs*"

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Hmmm... Her story seems to check out. What do we think, chat?

Time for a metaphysical debate of if they're really "naturals" if they're divinely granted. Sounds like they might be vulnerable to being dispelled-and is that REALLY real?

Why'd she accept your service without preexisting tits yet fail to gift you feet so you'd know the pains of such hefty things?

>>1132207
It is time to sincerely apologize.

To be fair you are bald as well, so the wig isn't much to be suspicious about.

Test the boob sensitivity. Is she enjoying being fondled? If yes, its legit.

Also check her boob knowledge. Ask something a person with massive tits would know (like how being milked feels like, back pain...).

And to cement the deal, ask her to demonstrate a titjob on a nearby 'volunteer' you know (i.e. Dick Priest).

Give her your magic wig as an apology (you can keep this one)
It'll make her look even more pretty.

Why’d you have to go and prove it’s a wig, you bald bunny buffoon! You know what, Titmouse’s hair looks fake too. Enjoy.

you're being a booby bully

give her her hair back and put on your wig to show you get it, you get her

Cause that witch acted all sultry and this one is very not

>>1132207
She has big buck teeth like you instead of typical snake fangs. Is she boobunny otherkin?

By the way, your imaginary Titmouse didn't go eek. You should know her well enough to include that part in your daydreams.

Yeah, she looks wired with boobs and no hair. Put the wig back.

Ah yes. Er... well done, you have passed this, um, test of faith. As you can see, I too have been blessed by the Big Tiddy Guardian Spirit, and I was sent by the, um, Archbishop of Breastford to make sure you were not an impostor placed here by the Rat King.

Yes, very very real tiddies. Definitely a genuine blessing from the Spirit. Very very genuine.

Maybe I'd better just check them one more time.

Do you want to check mine while we're at it?

Have imaginary Boobie Bunny (from your own or Titmouse's imagination) kiss and nibble Imaginary Titmouse's feet. She did ask for it / give consent. Imaginary characters deserve love too!

>Real Titmouse: Imagine what Imaginary Boobie Bunny might request / reward you with as a faithful sidekick at the successful conclusion of the quest!

Have a crisis of faith as you have to choose what is objectively better in your mouth: a toe/foot, or blessed snake milk.

Unless... You can have both...?

"You look like that one psychopath who murdered a bunch of small mammals so she could temporarily grow sniddies your size. Fess up, who is she?!"

>>1132207
Try on her wig.
Ask how you look before returning it.
Tell her she does look pretty when she has it back.

>>1132207
Rats, I guess we can't punish an evil witch today after all. She's no faker, just an innocent, insecure priestess who doesn't realize how beautiful she is, like our precious Titmouse...

Oh no, are we a bully? We can't bully a girl as sweet as this this! We have to make this right!

Give the Boob Priestess back her wig and reassure her that she's very pretty. And we're not just saying that! We know that the Dick Priest also likes her. He told us so himself! That's why we came over here, in fact: to deliver a request from him to her!

If she can prove the might of her naturals by getting the dick shrine priest to cum all over them, then you'll believe she is the true tiddy shrine priestess.

...she can keep the wig on.

Offer to buy her an even cooler, fancier wing and/or hat in exchange for her assistance woth Dick Priests quest.

Also ask if she has any outstanding quests or info to share for your own quest.

Ask the Boob Prirstess is she happens to have a megalomaniac evil sorceress sister, cousin or relative who also wears a wig, as well as a spiked collar. And may or may not have huge boob envy.

Apologize and offer the Boobie Priestess the ENCHANTED WIG you stole from the Snitty Sorceress.

For her lies she needs to be punished. Make her do 20 pushups.

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>Give the Boob Priestess back her wig and reassure her that she's very pretty. And we're not just saying that! We know that the Dick Priest also likes her. He told us so himself! That's why we came over here, in fact: to deliver a request from him to her!

>Ask the Boob Priestess if she happens to have a megalomaniac evil sorceress sister, cousin or relative who also wears a wig, as well as a spiked collar. And may or may not have huge boob envy.

>Ah yes. Er... well done, you have passed this, um, test of faith. . . .

You replace the Boob Priestess's wig, adjusting it to add cute bangs.

Boobie Bunny: "Ah yes. Er... well done, you have passed this, um, test of faith. As you can see, I'm the Hero With Huge Boobs and I'm proud of you!"

Boob Priestess: "R-really? This was all just a test?"

Boobie Bunny: "Er... yeah! Also, you look beautiful."

Boob Priestess: (blushing) "G-gosh, thank you!"

Boobie Bunny: "By the way, you wouldn't happen to have an evil sorceress sister, would you?"

Boob Priestess: "How did you know?"

Boobie Bunny: "It's the job of the Hero With Huge Boobs to know these things."

Boob Priestess: "My sister and I both applied to be acolytes of the Guardian Spirit of Huge Boobs, but only I was chosen to receive the spirit's blessing. My sister was so mad with envy she vowed to have boobs of her own by any means necessary, even the dark arts!"

Boobie Bunny: "Geez, I didn't ask for her life story."

Boob Priestess: "Sorry... Why did you decide to honor me with your visit, hero?"

Boobie Bunny: "Actually, I have a heroic quest for you..."

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Boob Priestess: "This is not what I pictured when you told me you needed my help on a heroic quest!"

Dick Priest: "Oooh yeah! Don't stop!"

Working together, you and the Boob Priestess give the Dick Priest a double paizuri.

Dick Priest: (beathless) "H-holy shit, that was awesome! I definitely owe you one!"

Boobie Bunny: "Actually you owe me two. It was a double titfuck, remember?"

Dick Priest: "Anything you say, babe!"

Cashing in your favors, you get the Dick Priest to clean the "prayers" off the outer walls of the Dick Shrine and confine all the "offerings" to a place less visible from the Butt Shrine.

The Butt Priestess grudgingly thanks you.

You have earned one favor from each of the three priests.

You may choose:

Knowledge of one monster

or

The location of one secret

The location of one secret
More specifically, you are looking for the hidden location of the secret feet shrine

Come on, don’t lie and say there isn’t one, you know they are keeping it a secret. It has to exist somewhere in this world

Knowledge of one monster - Show off a list of your FAVORITE KINKS and see which evil monster fits the most criteria (i.e. could easily seduce you into surrendering or sexually dominate you).

Learn where the monster is (to know which area you should... avoid) and what actions you shouldn't do (lest you... accidentally... empower/arouse them and get overpowered).

Knowledge of a secret/monster: King Rats entire kink list (sorted by 'fave', 'yes', 'maybe' and 'no')? Knowing our enemy is the first step to fucking them (over), and we can use the knowledge to distract or fluster them.

Consider: RAT KING is composed of hundreds of rats. Each rat has up to four feet/paws. RAT KIMG, thus, has at least four hundred feet.

Favor: You want to find the Abortion Ritualists, the ones who sacrifice unwanted, low-quality embryos in exchange for power. Titmouse is in need of an abortion and a power upgrade, before those fuckers tear her womb from the inside out.

Knowledge of a monster. Would be nice to know what dastardly things things the Rat King is cooking up for you, but he is unlikely to be the monster in question.

>>1133654
Surely Titmouse has PROTECTION SPELLS for such things. And there might be deities or priests of BREEDING/EGGS that will take offense to such practices.

Also, ew.

>>1133629
This.
Hero... boobie
Youve earned this,

>>1133629
Nah its probably the big belly/womb Shrine that acts as the opposite of the big dick shrine with how boobs and butt are the opposite

>>1133701
But what if they become too enamored to leave and abandon their quest?

>>1133629
Foot shrine secret

Secret foot shrine.

>>1133623
Ah, that was a nice quest. We got to play with a big juicy goblin cock, and we've earned favors from all three of the local priests! And the Butt Priestess offered us something to help with her area, so if they all know sokething about their own faith's holy sites...

Is that how it works? One favor each makes three, right? Or is it just one favor collectively? I'm gonna guess it's three, just for opportunity's sake.

Butt Priestess: Ask about a monster in the Slime Swamp. Because if there's a chance for us to get fucked by gooey tentacles while our limbs are stuck in solidified slime blocks, I don't want to miss out.
Dick Priest: Show us a secret in the Crystal Labyrinth. With a name like that, there's sure to be fun treasures to find or traps to avoid. Or fun traps to get caught in.
Boob Priestess: We should learn about a monster in the Dark Vorest. That place sounds like it's either very dangerous or very safe and relaxing. Either way, we'll want to be prepared for whatever's lurking there.

>Secret Foot Shrine
Note to self: ask the gods to anoint a Foot God after we finish our quest. A world-saving hero can get away with a little heresy.