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1123817 No. 1123817 ID: 0c2899

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No. 1125224 ID: 0c2899
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1125224

Boobie Bunny: "Holy kitty titties!"

A gigantic sphynx blocks your path!

Gatekeeper: "I am the Gatekeeper of Gate Town! Only those who bear a Hero Town Pass may... pass!

Boobie Bunny: "Titmouse, do you have one of those?"

Titmouse: "Of course I do, it's—eeek!"

Boobie Bunny: "I don't like the sound of that 'eeek...'"

Titmouse: "My Hero Town Pass was in my other habit! It must have been dissolved by those slimes!"

Boobie Bunny: "Uh oh..."
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No. 1125225 ID: ac6db5

A sphinx? alright, we know the drill, we answer her riddle, we get to pass, right?
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No. 1125226 ID: fd169b

Time for the old "here for your performance review" gambit. starting with hey how'd all those villains get in?
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No. 1125228 ID: ec9127

Those are some stonkin' big tits! Maybe the sphynx should be the hero of legend instead. And I guess the rest of the town just gets full view of her other bits all day, huh?

Maybe ask her if she has a quest we can do to let us in instead of the town pass. Only heroes do quests, after all. For everyone else it's just chores
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No. 1125229 ID: ac6db5

Oh yeah, Titmouse: tell the sphinx her nips slipped out from the ground, she's exposed!
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No. 1125232 ID: b4c241

>>1125224
Big cat milkies...

...and also more trouble. Should have expected that the sacred guardians didn't stop that big buff RAT KING from padding his paws right to our doorstep but still find the time to get in our way when we try to stop him.

Um, of course we have a Hero Town Pass, giant kitty lady! No need to eat any poor innocent bunny or mouse girls! It must be buried in our cleavage somewhere, let me just take a look in here...

(Hey Titmouse, think you could sneak by while I distract the guard and get us new passes in town?)
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No. 1125234 ID: 70f58a

>>1125224
Demonstrate your huge boobs as evidence you are the hero Boobie Bunny.
...shouldn't you also have a hero pass?
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No. 1125236 ID: 4d350d

Try not to flirt with the sphinx, fail and do so anyway and ask for a sexy riddle from the cute feline
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No. 1125245 ID: 0a8664

Time! The answer to the riddle is always time. Or death. Or darkness. Or the letter E. Or a hole. Are we close?
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No. 1125253 ID: 53f758

You guys giving riddle answers when she CLEARLY wants you to answer her tiddle. Ametures. The answer is still Man, but not because it’s a sphynx riddle!
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No. 1125255 ID: 847683

>>1125219
Oh bunny, you so ~nasty~

>>1125224
Oh.
My.
Deities.
Finally!
Someone who you can commiserate with over how hard it is to find a good bra.

A sphinx though..
Assert dominance by immediately yelling your best riddle at her!
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No. 1125376 ID: 1320c5

...How does she guard the other side of gate town here? Why did this feline not eat the BBEG? He's made of rats. Very cat food. Would have fattened tits.
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No. 1125426 ID: 126c9f
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>Finally!
>Someone who you can commiserate with over how hard it is to find a good bra.
>Assert dominance by immediately yelling your best riddle at her!

Boobie Bunny: "A sphinx, huh? I've got a riddle for ya: one big-boobed gal to another, where in the world do you go to find a bra that fits?"
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No. 1125427 ID: 126c9f
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1125427

Gatekeeper: *tch!* "You dare mock me with a riddle with such an obvious answer?"
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No. 1125428 ID: 126c9f
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1125428

Gatekeeper: "Hidden behind a waterfall at the shores of Lake Tiddyhaha, toils the Master Brasmith. Its is said that, given enough material and a place to stand, he could craft a brassiere with cups large enough for the whole world to rest comfortably inside. He could easily craft a bra for you or me."

(A secret was added to your secret notes! To access your secret notes at any time, just ask Titmouse to remind you.)
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No. 1125429 ID: 126c9f
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1125429

Boobie Bunny: "hmm, yes, that is correct. Excellent work."

Boobie Bunny: "Very well. You may pass."
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No. 1125430 ID: 126c9f
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1125430

Gatekeeper: "Humph! About time!"
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No. 1125431 ID: 126c9f
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1125431

Boobie Bunny: ("Hehe, ain't I a stinker?")

Gatekeeper: "HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!"
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No. 1125432 ID: 126c9f
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1125432

The Sphinx's huge paw slams down to block your path!

Titmouse: "EEEK!"

Boobie Bunny: "Mmmmhf. Dose beansz..."
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No. 1125433 ID: 126c9f
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1125433

Gatekeeper: "YOU'D BOTH BETTER SHOW ME YOUR HERO TOWN PASSES RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GOBBLE YOU UP!"
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No. 1125434 ID: 396270

"Oh no! We don't want to be gobbled up by a big-titted furry giantese, do we, Titmouse?"

"Yes we do....n't"
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No. 1125436 ID: 41bada

Quickly tame the best by playing bongos with her boobs!
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No. 1125438 ID: a2651e

Assuming we have our own Hero Town Pass, we can easily claim Titmouse as our plus one, as clearly indicated in the Plus One Loophole clause of the Hero Town Pass Act. We… DO have our own pass with us, right?
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No. 1125440 ID: ac6db5

Finally, now's your chance! Poke the beans, boobie bunnie!
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No. 1125441 ID: 4d350d

Poke the cat beans
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No. 1125442 ID: 847683

Aw, it nearly worked.
Good try.

Oh!
Beeeeaaaaans!
High priority quest!
Must smoosh.
While booby is doing that...

titmouse!
Ask to see the sphinxes gate keeper card!
She could just be some neerdowell up to mischief, not an official gate keeper.
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No. 1125445 ID: 6ca3f9

Wow, somebody got sand in their vegina. Alright, ask her if she is willing to eat a pregnant girl?
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No. 1125446 ID: 519255

How did she not eat the BBEG? HOW? Well anyway it's obvious how this will go. Her foot is right there. With the whole foot appeal thing, pretty sure bunny's got this.
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No. 1125478 ID: 56db77

>>1123817
Quick exploit her instincts demand a riddle from her
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No. 1125489 ID: b4c241

>>1125433
Now that we have a closer look at her snout... doesn't it look kind of odd? It's almost like a rat's nose. That's certainly a unique trait for a sphinx to have.
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No. 1125490 ID: fd169b

make a tactile examination of her foot appeal
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No. 1125496 ID: c8380b

>>1125433
Why do we need Hero Town passes to leave Hero Town? Isn't the point of the gate to keep ne'er-do-wells out? On that topic, did she let an evil snake lady and couple hundred rats through? Did they have passes? They destroyed the crystal, so she needs to start looking for work elsewhere.
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No. 1125506 ID: d30887

Bribe with milk!

Challenge her to suck all the fluid from your breasts within five seconds. If Titmouse can suck a drop after she's done, she loses!
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No. 1125521 ID: a08336

You'll have to use another riddle to delay her eating you.
"What can become a Hero Town Pass? A sidequest!"
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No. 1125525 ID: 66de4b

>>1125496

Do you have any idea how much trouble heros are? Pots, broken! Chests, looted! Chickens, bothered!
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No. 1125569 ID: 746662

Well obviously we were heading in to get the passes! How are we supposed to get passes from town hall without going inside?
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No. 1125867 ID: 126c9f
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1125867

>Smush the beans
>Bunny's got this

Cometh the hour, cometh the bunny.

You climb atop the massive paw. Bunnies might not have beans, but you know exactly what to do with them!

Gatekeeper: "Giving up so easily? I guess I can't blame you. Time to hop into my mouth, little bunny!"

But you've got other plans besides being gobbled up by a big tiddy cat lady...
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No. 1125868 ID: 126c9f
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1125868

Hop on the beans to perform a paw massage!

Match the rhythm to avoid getting eaten!
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No. 1125869 ID: 126c9f
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1125869

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No. 1125870 ID: 126c9f
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1125870

Gatekeeper: "Bounce around all you like, you're still going—ahh—straight into my belly!"

The Gatekeeper starts to squirm as you nail combo after combo.

Gatekeeper: "I d-don't know what you're up t—ahh! T-to, b-but it's not ooh! working!"
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No. 1125871 ID: 126c9f
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1125871

Gatekeeper: "Sh-shit! What's happening right now? I can't—ahnnn! I've never felt so—"

The Gatekeeper's legs get out from under her and she collapses to the ground, her moans rising to a crescendo of ear-piercing yowls as you administer a Heroic Paw Massage.

Within minutes, the Gatekeeper is reduced to a quivering pile of jelly.
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No. 1125872 ID: 126c9f
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1125872

Gatekeeper: "I've never had a paw massage like that! ~<3 W-who are you?"
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No. 1125873 ID: 70f58a

>>1125872
Heroic pose, bombastic introduction!
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No. 1125875 ID: 4024f1

Quick, grab one of the rhythm circles that fly out of her mouth and put it in your inventory!
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No. 1125877 ID: b4c241

>>1125872
Can't she tell? We're Boobie Bunny! And the adorable mouse girl is our faithful friend Titmouse! We're on a quest to stop the evil and sexy Rat King from spreading calamity across the lands!

I mean, really, shouldn't a sacred guardian recognize the Hero With Huge Boobs when she sees her? Maybe she needs a closer look so she doesn't forget our face or the rest of our cute body.
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No. 1125884 ID: 94d85e

Lunch.
Jump in anyway so you can style on her minigame twice.
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No. 1125885 ID: fd169b

pose so good an explosion goes off behind you
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No. 1125887 ID: 0a8664

BB: Who am I? To those who need help, I am the Milk of Human Kindness. To the wicked in the world, I am the Rack of Torture. To their evil schemes, I am the Great Bust. I am the Chest of Wonders. I am the War on Two Fronts. My cups runneth over. I am... THE HERO WITH BIG BOOBS

Titmouse: What's a human?
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No. 1125888 ID: 41bada

Pet the cat
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No. 1125892 ID: 847683

>>1125877
Yes.
Share the quest.
As a part cat person, she will have an innate dislike of rats.
She could be grateful enough to offer aid at some pivotal point when were locked in a certain doom cutscene.

>>1125887
Brilliant.
All of this, but from titmouse instead acting like some wrestlers manager announcing their champion.
while boobie poses heroically in the background
Well, more likely just scratches her ass then sniffs her finger.
Our mythically endowed bun seems kinda reluctant about this hero thing, but titmouse is definitely all in on the legend.
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