...what is wrong with us...

>>1131110
You know you've fucked up when kome is the one to tell us somethings wrong

>>1131112
We really to tone down ASAP.

Let's selflessly find some prostetic legs for the new priestess from the local blacksmith, then wholesomely agree to take them to her for free from the altruistic blacksmith (without engaging in dialogue, for we know the blacksmith will understand), then unfetteredly attach the legs to the priestess so she can walk and she'll help us (again, no dialogue, the surprise will be espectacular for her).

After that, we unite the priest and priestess in marriage so that...uh... actually I just kinda think they'll make a good couple (and that'll help with the Golden Ending. Maybe. I don't know. Who cares, man! It's True Love!)

>>1131104

Wait, this isn't magical absorption at all! The real boobie priestess is still in the snake's gullet, stretching her out into a boobie'd shape!

(1/3) Apples 2026/09/07(Mon)03:29 No. 1131702 ID: 8fd5c1
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>Imposter detected!
>What if she ate the real priestess?
>Boob on boob collision!

Time to employ one of your special attacks!

Boobie Forklift!

Boob Shrine Priestess: "Good golly, Miss Molly! I'm being attacked!"

(2/3) Apples 2026/09/07(Mon)03:30 No. 1131703 ID: 8fd5c1
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With the fake priestess incapacitated by your Boobie Forklift you easily pin her down.

Boobie Bunny: "Time to expose these fake knockers for what they really are... HUH??"

Boob Shrine Priestess: "P-please be gentle. It's my... firsssst time..."

(3/3) Apples 2026/09/07(Mon)03:31 No. 1131704 ID: 8fd5c1
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S-snipples????

What is going on here?

They do exist!

Be gentle!

(don’t be gentle)

>>1131704
Accuse her of wearing fake boobs. Snakes don't have boobs OR nipples! Mammaries are for mammals!

>>1131706
She just proved they are snauthentic.

Wait, wait. What if we could make your first time even better, by throwing Richard Pryor (aka Dick Priest) in the middle of it?

check for snilk

>>1131708
Can't they be magic or something?

Wait, I know what it is. She was so devout a worshiper that the Boob Goddess gave her boobs. Perhaps apologies are in order.

Explain the misunderstanding and be gentle.

Pull her hair! (To check if it's a wig.)

Hm. Is she a hybrid?
Well, demand a taste test!

Gotta suck them nipples to make sure they’re real

proceed

No! We're better than this! What would Hooters say? What would Titmouse say? Heroes don't dubcon virgins just because they have no feet. That's not hero behaviour. That's not even morally grey ironic 90s anti-hero behaviour.

We're just going to forklift her over to the Dick Shrine so a goblin can shove his cock between her tits. Obviously.

>>1131723
Yup taste test is the only way to be sure

>>1131704
I believe we have erred.

Apologize to the Boob Priestess for thinking she was a fake. There's no doubt that such a bountiful set of boobs are the real thing. What's it like for her, carrying such a heavy burden?

We could still do lewd things if she wants. Or does she have another quest for us? We've got a request from the Dick Priest for her. Does she know him?

She seems to be a natural sub. We can use this! Boob-carry her to the Dick Shrine and wedge Dick Priest in between!

"No time to explain, we need your help for a HOLY QUEST!"

Also, be gentle with those snipples. Give em a smooch.

>>1131778
Yes.
Apologise and intoduce yourself with a dramatically jiggly pose.

Those might still be a trick, an illusion! Confirm they're real by suckling on some mythical snilk (snake milk). You might get a powerup!

...or those are venom sacs and you get poisoned. 50-50 worth it.

(1/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:34 No. 1132202 ID: 8fd5c1
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>Suck the snipples to check if they're real

>No! We're better than this! What would Hooters say? What would Titmouse say? Heroes don't dubcon virgins just because they have no feet. That's not hero behavior.

Hmm what would they say?

Imaginary Titmouse: "S-suck the snipples, Hero! Do it for me! Also it's okay if you want to kiss and nibble on my feet while I'm, sleeping! I give you my consent!"

Imaginary Hooters the Tutori-Owl: "Use timed tits!"

Hmm they both make good points...

(2/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:34 No. 1132203 ID: 8fd5c1
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You suck the snipples!

(3/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:34 No. 1132204 ID: 8fd5c1
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It's the sweetest snilk you've ever tasted!

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Boobie Bunny: "Explain yourself, witch! How came you by these tits? Where'd ya get 'em? Huh? HUH?"

Boob Shrine Priestess: "Th-they were a blessing from the Big Tiddy Guardian Spirit I swear! She blessed me with huge naturals when I entered her service!"

(5/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:35 No. 1132206 ID: 8fd5c1
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>Pull her hair! (To check if it's a wig.)

Boobie Bunny: "Oh yeah? Then explain... THIS!"

You yank the wig roughly off the priestess's head.

Boob Shrine Priestess: "Leapin' Lizards!"

Boobie Bunny: "I knew it! Why're you wearing a wig?"

Boob Shrine Priestess: "The Big Tiddy Guardian Spirit didn't bless me with hair and I wanted to look pretty. I'm sorry! *sobs*"

(6/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:35 No. 1132207 ID: 8fd5c1
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Hmmm... Her story seems to check out. What do we think, chat?

Time for a metaphysical debate of if they're really "naturals" if they're divinely granted. Sounds like they might be vulnerable to being dispelled-and is that REALLY real?

Why'd she accept your service without preexisting tits yet fail to gift you feet so you'd know the pains of such hefty things?

>>1132207
It is time to sincerely apologize.

To be fair you are bald as well, so the wig isn't much to be suspicious about.

Test the boob sensitivity. Is she enjoying being fondled? If yes, its legit.

Also check her boob knowledge. Ask something a person with massive tits would know (like how being milked feels like, back pain...).

And to cement the deal, ask her to demonstrate a titjob on a nearby 'volunteer' you know (i.e. Dick Priest).

Give her your magic wig as an apology (you can keep this one)
It'll make her look even more pretty.

Why’d you have to go and prove it’s a wig, you bald bunny buffoon! You know what, Titmouse’s hair looks fake too. Enjoy.

you're being a booby bully

give her her hair back and put on your wig to show you get it, you get her

Cause that witch acted all sultry and this one is very not

>>1132207
She has big buck teeth like you instead of typical snake fangs. Is she boobunny otherkin?

By the way, your imaginary Titmouse didn't go eek. You should know her well enough to include that part in your daydreams.

Yeah, she looks wired with boobs and no hair. Put the wig back.

Ah yes. Er... well done, you have passed this, um, test of faith. As you can see, I too have been blessed by the Big Tiddy Guardian Spirit, and I was sent by the, um, Archbishop of Breastford to make sure you were not an impostor placed here by the Rat King.

Yes, very very real tiddies. Definitely a genuine blessing from the Spirit. Very very genuine.

Maybe I'd better just check them one more time.

Do you want to check mine while we're at it?

Have imaginary Boobie Bunny (from your own or Titmouse's imagination) kiss and nibble Imaginary Titmouse's feet. She did ask for it / give consent. Imaginary characters deserve love too!

>Real Titmouse: Imagine what Imaginary Boobie Bunny might request / reward you with as a faithful sidekick at the successful conclusion of the quest!

Have a crisis of faith as you have to choose what is objectively better in your mouth: a toe/foot, or blessed snake milk.

Unless... You can have both...?

"You look like that one psychopath who murdered a bunch of small mammals so she could temporarily grow sniddies your size. Fess up, who is she?!"

>>1132207
Try on her wig.
Ask how you look before returning it.
Tell her she does look pretty when she has it back.

>>1132207
Rats, I guess we can't punish an evil witch today after all. She's no faker, just an innocent, insecure priestess who doesn't realize how beautiful she is, like our precious Titmouse...

Oh no, are we a bully? We can't bully a girl as sweet as this this! We have to make this right!

Give the Boob Priestess back her wig and reassure her that she's very pretty. And we're not just saying that! We know that the Dick Priest also likes her. He told us so himself! That's why we came over here, in fact: to deliver a request from him to her!

If she can prove the might of her naturals by getting the dick shrine priest to cum all over them, then you'll believe she is the true tiddy shrine priestess.

...she can keep the wig on.

Offer to buy her an even cooler, fancier wing and/or hat in exchange for her assistance woth Dick Priests quest.

Also ask if she has any outstanding quests or info to share for your own quest.

Ask the Boob Prirstess is she happens to have a megalomaniac evil sorceress sister, cousin or relative who also wears a wig, as well as a spiked collar. And may or may not have huge boob envy.

Apologize and offer the Boobie Priestess the ENCHANTED WIG you stole from the Snitty Sorceress.

For her lies she needs to be punished. Make her do 20 pushups.