Focus! You need to find an abortion clinic to sacrifice titmouse's psychopathic vermin before they birth out and demand inheritance payments! There should be some dark magical guilds that will pay well for the murder of unborn children!

If you take off your shirt and bra, and spread your boobs apart, you should be able to take a peek!

...or use a mirror.

>>1126193
B: Explore our surroundings in search of lore and side quests. We've got to get to the bottom of this Royal City business, and that starts here!

>>1126230
Pretty mouse paws, so soft, so... no, we mustn't! We're a hero and a friend, if we're going to do anything lewd to Titmouse she should be awake to enjoy it.

>>1126247
...We have time to check our own feet. In fact, let's take off the rest of our clothes and do a quick check of our inventory. Do we still have all our stuff?

>>1126247
Well you should really try to find out.

>>1126247
Hey.
Do you think your love of feet is based on yourbinability to see your own?
Making them an exotic appendage?

Anyway! Explore town!
They may have jars to smash!
And remember, any items you find inside a jar are legally yours because jars cant own things. Especially when theyre smashed to bits!
Thats a good way to earn some cash for spending.

B) explore...

those peets

Focus. We think only of the quest. Defeat the Rat King. The world's footer... future is at stake. Feats of courage to perform. The world's sole hopem Foot the bill for some new equipment, then foot foot feet feet heels ankles arches toes FUCK IT!

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>Pretty mouse paws, so soft, so... no, we mustn't! We're a hero and a friend, if we're going to do anything lewd to Titmouse she should be awake to enjoy it

Somehow you restrain yourself from putting Titmouse's toes in your mouth. It... it wouldn't be right.

>take off the rest of our clothes and do a quick check of our inventory.

You decide to strip down and thoroughly review your inventory.

As you disrobe, the sun coming out from behind a cloud catches you by surprise (there is a window cut in the high wall positioned to shine sunlight directly into your room and only your room). You hold out your hands to try and shade your nipples but it doesn't work.

(2/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:16 No. 1126555 ID: 126c9f
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Your inventory is just as you remember it. In retrospect you don't know why you had to strip down to check but it pays to be thorough.

(3/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:16 No. 1126556 ID: 126c9f
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>Explore

Satisfied that your inventory wasn't plundered while you were asleep, you get dressed and head downstairs. The common room is deserted, but there's a map on the wall.

According to this, you're at the Hero's Inn In Gate Town, Just inside the East Gate.

According to this map, there are three shrines in town. One for each of the Guardian Spirits. If you went to a shrine, maybe you could get some information.

There's also a spa marked on here. That might be a good place to hang out and take a break.

(4/4) Apples 2026/05/10(Sun)03:17 No. 1126557 ID: 126c9f
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Now oriented, you step out of the inn and into the street. The whole town is basically a long alley with one cobbled street running north to south.

A fairly large crowd of people is milling around outside. No sooner do you emerge from the inn than somebody points and shouts, "Hey! It's the Hero with Huge Boobs! Look, everybody! There she is!"

Within seconds the whole crowd is abuzz with excited chatter. You overhear a few snippets:

"It's really her!"

"Oh my gods her tits really are humongous!"

"I didn't think a shortstack bunny could save the world but now that I've seen those honkers I think we might have a chance."

A shopkeeper rushes up to you.

Shopkeeper: "Hero with Huge Boobs! Will you smash my pot? Please? It would be such an honor!"

Nah it probably doesn’t even have a bomb in it

spin around and shatter the pots and the guys with your boobis

>>1126555
You have a wand? What's it do?
I guess your sword and shield aren't inventory items, huh.

>>1126557
Yeah smash it!
...would people be upset or honored if you smashed the entire stock of the warehouse?
Let's start from the bottom up and head to the butt shrine.

Smoke the pot

Do like the table smash boob meme on the pots oh wait that's just a pot shaped guy oops!

Hmmm... I'm being flattered.

I mean, I get that my boobs are a nice sight for people who see two giant sphinx butts all day long.

Still - the only people allowed in and out of this town are heroes. The only business that can survive are ones with heroes as customers. The whole town's economy now depends on a steady flow of heroes spending their loot.

They've learned how to flatter heroes. The whole pot smashing thing is probably a loss leader to get you into their store.

They're gonna be pissed when they find out we don't have any starting money. Unless their whole thing is getting you to run up a big tab when you're setting out so they take all your loot on the way back?

I wonder if they're deliberately letting monsters through in order to get heroes coming to them again?

...better find out how much we owe the inn for one night before anything else. Could be like a thousand gold a night if this is their deal.

>>1126557
Do our part to keep the pottery economy alive!
Smashy smashy!
He'll probably sell the shards if you use your heroic honkers to crush them.

If it is a scam, dont worry. I spy another money making opportunity.
Grass farm
Perfect for spin attacks and uprooting our local currency.
Im guessing boob shaped ruupies.
Sweater puupies.

First, fill the pot with your milk and then break it. That milkshake will bring all the boys to the yard.

>>1126557
Ah, the consequences of fame and fate. Some people might think we'd enjoy having crowds of stickfolk (and one gnome-looking guy) fawning over us, but...
Eh, why not? We're the Hero with Huge Boobs. Let's milk 'em.

Do a fancy stunt with the pot. Rest it on our chest to Boobie Bounce it into the air, and hit it with our sword as it comes down to send it flying off into the distance.

And while everyone's watching it fly, we can make our way to the conveniently-placed Butt Shrine to learn about the road ahead. We've got to plan our journey before we can prepare for it!

(1/5) Apples 2026/05/16(Sat)17:50 No. 1126876 ID: 126c9f
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>spin around and shatter the pots and the guys with your boobis

>Do a fancy stunt with the pot.

*groan* You just got up and now you're supposed to do effort? Ugh.......

(2/5) Apples 2026/05/16(Sat)17:50 No. 1126877 ID: 126c9f
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Okay fine...

SUPER... ULTRA... MILKY...

(3/5) Apples 2026/05/16(Sat)17:50 No. 1126878 ID: 126c9f
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...Boobie Smash.

Shopkeeper: "OMG! She did it! She did the thing!"

"Oh wow!"

"What an honor!"

"I don't believe it!"

(4/5) Apples 2026/05/16(Sat)17:50 No. 1126879 ID: 126c9f
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Some Dumb Dipshit: "Oooh, mine! Smash my pot next! I put a bomb in it!"

Rando Guy: "And mine! Smash mine! I hid money inside!"

Itty Bitty Titty Committee: "I wish I had huge boobs like those! I would smash this whole town!"

But you had already left...

(5/5) Apples 2026/05/16(Sat)17:51 No. 1126880 ID: 126c9f
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>Go to Butt Shrine first.

You head south and make your way to the giant stone ass at the bottom of town.

The shrine is being attended by some kind of wyrm woman with an insanely fat bottom and tiny toes.

DEFEND THE SHRINE

Now that's a woman who won't turn down some footcare.

Inquire how you can learn the technique Badonk Bonk so you can break certain rocks and walls that may block you path

>>1126880
She's got a cute tail.

And I mean her actual tail, not just her butt.

Slap that ass hard.
No not hers, the really big one behind her.
C'mon it'll be funny.

>>1126880
Enquire as to the nature of the challenges and powers that the booty shrine can bestow upon you!
Attempt to gather info on potential subquests!
Do your best not to visibly enjoy the sight of her delicate tiny tootsietoes!

Ask about what you need to do:
* You need to see the three sages, and you expect the temple of ass would know about the ass sage and how to get to her. Any other information on the other sages would be appreciated.
* Titmouse got pregnant with vermin. You're looking for an abortion clinic that can sacrifice the embryos for power or something. Really, neither of you want psychopaths for children anyway...
* Any side quests that the temple of ass needs done? You can't guarantee anything but it's always helpful to ask.

We should spend a bit of time getting to know each other first before we dive into asking about the Big Butt Goblin. Bit of girl talk. I mean Titmouse - love her to death but all she ever talks about is the quest and my sacred duty. Would be good to just shoot the shit with someone, maybe bond over how hard it is when your calling in life is to have huge secondary sexual characteristics you never asked for.

(1/2) Apples 2026/05/18(Mon)02:47 No. 1126925 ID: 126c9f
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The Shrine Priestess fixes you with a haughty, contemptuous glare.

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Well well well, if it isn't the Hero With Huge Boobs herself come to grace us measly bottom-heavy peons with her presence!"

Boobie Bunny: "Uhh..."

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Pray, tell us, what can a mere priestess of ass do to serve the hero whose mighty mammaries are destined to save the whole world?"

(You sense that the Shrine Priestess may have a quest for you!)

>Any side quests that the temple of ass needs done?

Boobie Bunny: "Just poking around looking for side quests, I guess?"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Oh? And just what gives you the impression our humble Butt Shrine has any quests worthy of a glorious knight of nipples such as—"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "H-hey!"

(2/2) Apples 2026/05/18(Mon)02:47 No. 1126926 ID: 126c9f
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Her feet are so small! Literally they're the same size as your hands! They must ache terribly from the strain of supporting so much weight.

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "HEY! What are you doing down there? Excuse me!"

Give the feet a kiss or nibble

Give the feet a kiss or nibble

Give the feet a kiss or nibble

Give the feet a kiss or nibble

>>1126880
Hey, dragon shrine maiden. Nice horns. She looks like she's not too busy. Anything we could do to help her? Like a foot massage?

To make a long story short, the Emergency Backup Prophecy is happening. We're headed to the Slime Swamp and Goblin Hole first, so is there anything she can tell us about that route? We want to be ready if there are any more corrosive slimes in it. Or tentacles. Are there tentacle slimes in the swamp?

Come to think of it, the Rat King showed his handsome face in this town recently. That must have been quite an event. What was it like for the townsfolk when his army came through?

And maybe just talk about the dragon lady, too. Why did she decide to work at this shrine? We may be at the center of the prophecy, but we aren't exactly an expert on our own religion. It would be nice to hear another priestess tell us about her views. One who's not quite as zealous as little Titmouse, bless her feet.

Heart. Bless her heart.

Her feet aren’t tiny, they are actually kinda pretty long. Notice she’s a digitigrade? Her foot begins around where that dewclaw is at. If she wasn’t standing on her tippy toes, you’d notice

Err I mean

Give the feet a kiss or nibble

>>1126926
>>1126931
Well, that was a bit awkward.

I stand by what I said. Offer the grumpy priestess a foot massage to help her relax. She sounds like she'd appreciate a chance to complain about things. We know what that's like. Also:

>>1126927
>>1126928
>>1126929
>>1126930
Give the feet a kiss or nibble.

praise the hard working feet

I apologize, my phone glitched out and I tripleposted but also dont regret a thing

>They must ache terribly from the strain of supporting so much weight

Now that I think about it
Suggest that she rests her heels on the floor, it’ll feel much more comfortable that way.

>>1126926
Just casually offer a foot massage.

Oh! I'm sorry to be so bold. Some people say I have a lot of front. (Tee-hee!) But... gurl! You have blisters! Callouses! Bunyons! I know, after a few hours carrying these things around, my feet are always in agony! Maybe I should take you to the spa and give you a good, long, thorough pedicure... for hours... and hours... and hours.... What do you say?

Hey, whatever kind of religious grudge there is between boobies and butts, we aren't holding it, lady. You're very pretty, so how about we just talk to each other as equals, and not act out some old animosity?

>>1126926
Ohmuhgawd They so tiny!
.
Givethefeetakissornibble
...and glance up her robe.
You may never get another chance.

Also, you've... you've got a... there's something on your forehead. It's.. it's a... it's a... no, not your hat, it's... it's... OK, just bend down and let me get my handkerchief, I'll wipe it off...

>>1126962
Look up her skirt +1! Then tell her you’re actually considering seeking out the butt goblin first! And you figured you’d go to her for some sage advice~ That ought to earn you some favor~

... She's beautiful. Beyond that fat ass she's been blessed with, and her elegant legs, the Shrine Priestess just has this look about her. Compliment her scale care routine, get whatever task she needs a hand with, and make her fight to keep that sneer going.

(1/3) Apples 2026/05/29(Fri)02:00 No. 1127307 ID: 126c9f
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>Give the feet a kiss or nibble

You held back with Titmouse, but these trotters are too tasty to pass up!

Nom!

(2/3) Apples 2026/05/29(Fri)02:01 No. 1127308 ID: 126c9f
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Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "YIPES!"

The bottom-heavy shrine priestess loses her balance and falls backward onto her well-padded posterior.

(3/3) Apples 2026/05/29(Fri)02:01 No. 1127309 ID: 126c9f
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BOOM!

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Wh-what the hell is wrong with you, you freak?"

I had the munchies that only feet could satisfy

>>1127309
Now's your chance! Massage time.

If tasting your feet is wrong I don't wanna be right

Oh no! I have committed a sin on the sacred grounds of the Butt Shrine! What's the punishment for that? Is it a spanking? I bet it's a spanking, isn't it?

"Okay good, you're not one of the Rat King's Infiltrators. We learned about them the hard way.

I'm going to need to bite you in the feet every time we meet. Make sure you do the same to anyone suspicious, it's the only way to catch them!"

>>1127318
You are cooking with this idea, if it works then we can nibble our friends feet too... But this also means we one day have to bite some gross feet...

>>1127319
Yeah.
And, it might work on more people,
The rat kings rats are ticklish so... nibbles, nuzzles.,all, kinda tests,
Hey, its not technically lying when its plausible, right bunny?

Definitely look up her skirt, now that she’s splayed out like this~

(1/4) Apples 2026/06/20(Sat)21:19 No. 1128301 ID: 126c9f
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>Now's your chance! Massage time.

>Would be good to just shoot the shit with someone, maybe bond over how hard it is when your calling in life is to have huge secondary sexual characteristics you never asked for.

Boobie Bunny: "I could tell you needed to get off your feet. Now let me show you my actual legendary powers..."

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "What are you... oh... oh my gods... oh that feels GOOD!"

The Shrine Priestess leans back and relaxes for a few minutes as you massage her aching feet.

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "I'm already feeling so much better. How did you... Why are you doing this?"

Boobie Bunny: "Us overburdened gals gotta stick together. Boobs. Butts. They're just big round heavy things we have to lug around all the time. They don't define us."

The Shrine Priestess contemplates your words.

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "You're not like I expected you to be."

Boobie Bunny: "How did you expect me to be?"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "In my experience, women with huge boobs think that being busty makes them better than everyone else..."

(2/4) Apples 2026/06/20(Sat)21:19 No. 1128302 ID: 126c9f
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Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "The last busty woman I knew betrayed me and pushed me down a bottomless pit. In my world I was a powerful witch. Here, I'm just a glorified janitor."

Boobie Bunny: "Wait, the color palette here is diegetic?"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "No the color change is just meant to symbolize the transition between worlds."

Boobie Bunny: "Oh I get it."

You don't get it.

(3/4) Apples 2026/06/20(Sat)21:19 No. 1128303 ID: 126c9f
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Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "I'm sorry I was rude to you. I was actually in a bad mood before you even showed up."

Boobie Bunny: "Oh? What else is troubling you?"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "It's that damn dick shrine across the street."

(4/4) Apples 2026/06/20(Sat)21:19 No. 1128304 ID: 126c9f
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Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Look at it! It's a disgrace! Since I became a priestess, I've been stuck staring at that eyesore all day every day for years!"

Shrine Priestess [QUEST GIVER]: "Can't you do something about it?"

Boobie Bunny: "Sure!"

Shrine Priestess: "If you do that, I'll reward you with something that can help you cross the Slime Swamp and reach the Big Butt Goblin guardian spirit."

Quest accepted: Rub down the big dick shrine!

>>1128304
Wash a building? Well, a quest is a quest.
...wait, where's the dick priest? Shouldn't they be maintaining the building?

>...wait, where's the dick priest? Shouldn't they be maintaining the building?

You're looking at him. That's not the building, that's the dick priest's dick.
The actual shrine is behind him.
dude is a masochist who is just into bodywriting humiliating stuff on himself.

Find the dick priest to ask why they've let the shrine go. If you just clean it it will only get dirty again.

>>1128302
I think this is the first time we've seen colors like that. Are we partially colorblind? Have we been like that our whole life and never knew? Put that in the back of our mind for now. Existential worries come later.

>>1128304
That poor, mistreated Dick Shrine comes now. Let's polish that shrine until it's glistening wet! And then look for the shrine maiden who should be tending to it. Shrine boy? Can boys be maidens?

Later! Cleaning supplies first. If there aren't any obvious alternatives, I think we've got some Slime Juice saved. We could splash it on our slime-resistant Magic Tunic and give that statue a rub-down with our boobs. Or would that damage it with corrosive slime?

Oh. Looks like Titmouse is already over there, cleaning it with her mouth and tongue.

Titmouse, I'm sure there's a faster way to complete this sidequest.

Titmouse: Sidequest?

>>1128304
Were gonna need titmouse.
Ifbtheres anyone who knows how to handle a massive dick, its her.
>>1128308
Hmm.
This is also a good point.
We need to get them to help wash their filthy cock.

It's a trick this is an ideological battle. The graffiti is supposed to be there, but you must convince the dick shrine priests of the superiority of butts.

Ask titmouse to use her spell that washes off obscene grafitti, which she has had all along, probably to wash off her walls after a particularly raunchy party.

After that, ask the legendary and extremely handsome architect Daddyealus to build a giant statue of a man and attack the dick statue to it, so it looks less filthy and more classy.

>>1128417
Or this. Convince them to replace it with a butt statue, why not.

(1/2) Apples 2026/06/29(Mon)02:30 No. 1128705 ID: 126c9f
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>Get Titmouse to help

You already know what she'll say. "Eeek!" Plus she's like 20 yards away.

>Find the dick priest to ask why they've let the shrine go.

You'll do this first and if you need backup you'll go get Titmouse.

You approach the Dick Shrine and see that, in addition to the graffiti, is also decorated with... offerings. Apparently it's a thing to leave used condoms by the shrine.

You look around for the shrine priestess.

(2/2) Apples 2026/06/29(Mon)02:30 No. 1128707 ID: 126c9f
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You don't see any shrine priestess in the vicinity but you do find a young goblin man nearby in the process of spraypainting "romanes eunt penus" on the wall.

We need to get him to leave. Tell him that there's a butt shrine over there that is in need of spray painting.

Well if there isn't anyone else around, then congratulations fucker, you're the new priest. Deputized by the hero herself.
Now explain why your shrine is in such a state.

Wait, what if he already IS the shrine priestess?

>>1128707
Another goblin? Meh. He's cuter than the last ones we've met. Nice heart-shaped nose, nice sharp toenails... not the worst option.

Is he, like, the local Dick Priest or something? Is he drawing on his shrine as some kind of religious rite? If he isn't, the real Dick Priest is going to have something to say about that and we'll be dragging him along while we fix his mess.

Spank his ass, maybe that will get him to behave. That or cutting off his hans.

Oh, I know this one! We have to correct his Latin grammar. Tell him it should be "Romani ite penum".

>>1128707
Go tell him to knock it off. He's giving you more work!

Wait, what's a Roman?

>>1128714
No, no, no. Romani is correct, but what does eunt mean? It means "to go" It's nonsense to tell a roman to relocate to penus. What the goblin means to say is "Romans are dicks."

Now what's the word for "Is?" Sum. The goblin is saying The romans, collectively are presently dicks, so the verb should be third person present plural. What's the proper declension? "Sunt"

Now for the last word, "penus" The goblin is saying what the Romans are. So we are looking at a direct object. That's the accusative case. So if we properly decline "penis" in the accusative case, we get "penes"

So, the proper graffiti would be "Romani sunt penes"

If they weren't the priest they are now the priest offer them a smooch if they help you clean the shrine (and then whisper they can spray paint it again later)

>>1128705
Oh, cool!
Theres already bags and bags of white paint to use!
Little and big bags!

>>1128717
This is true, but it's also a literal translation of the message.

One has tto take into account the phallus-themed insults that actually Romans used, which are...

Ummm.....

You know what? Let's just use the phrase you proposed and have the little troll repeat it so many times, it gives the shrine a new coat of paint.
He'll pay for the extra spray cans, of course.

>>1128717

> It's nonsense to tell a roman to relocate to penus

Maybe he's inviting Romans to the shrine

Tell the goblin that it's so nice that he's offering to paint the shrine in scripture - and so insufferable that he misspells his Latin. Which is why you're going to force him to do it another 100 times, in different sizes, and be sure to paint across every inch of the wall.

>>1128707
Wait, I just realized something. The Butt Priestess didn't exactly specify what she hates about the Dick Shrine or what she wants us to fix about it. We just kind of assumed she wants the graffiti cleaned off, but maybe she hates the shrine itself and wants it covered or something. Might want to clear that up before we commit to a plan.

(1/1) Apples 2026/07/13(Mon)02:37 No. 1129252 ID: 126c9f
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>Wait, what if he already IS the shrine priestess?

Boobie Bunny: "You're the Dick Shrine Priest, aren't you?"

Dick Priest: "Hehehe! How'd you know?"

Boobie Bunny: "Lucky guess..."

>The proper graffiti would be "Romani sunt penes"

Boobie Bunny: You know that graffiti is wrong. It should say 'Romani sunt penes.'"

Dick Priest: "What da heck are you talking about? This is a prayer for Romane."

Boobie Bunny: "Who's Romane?"

Dick Priest: "Some horny chick who needs some penis in her hooter. She paid us three gold to pray for her."

Boobie Bunny: "She paid you money to pray for her so you're spraypainting her prayer next to all the graffiti?"

Dick Priest: "What graffiti? Dis is all prayers. People pay us gold and we paint their prayers on the wall of the shrine."

Dick Priest: "Anyway, what'd you want?

>>1129252
sniff

This isn’t that far off, historically…
Praise be to dicks!

This is an audit. How many of these prayers you paint have been answered. You may need to change your methods.

parchment affixed with wax seals is a classy look that will surely get any god's attention (and justify an upcharge)

Tell him he's doing the prayer writing wrong, he's not supposed to write prayers on the shrine dick statue, he's supposed to write the prayers on his own holy dick. that way, the prayers will surly reach the dick gods' ears.

>>1129252
Um, wow, that's quite a noticeable bulge. It must be kind of burdensome, isn't it? I bet he'd be happy to... lighten the load...

Also we have a mission! The Butt Priestess is bothered by all the writing. I think she's mistaken it for vandalism or the like. Could he come over and over and talk with her to reach some kind of understanding?

>>1129252
Tell him you have a quest to... clean up? the shrine, and as Hero you are obligated to complete it, one way or another. The Butt Priestess is complaining about the view.
How long has it been since the shrine was cleaned? Maybe there's dirt on it, not just spraypaint? Or maybe... it's not erect enough? Either way, some simple soap and water should help here. It won't even remove the spraypaint, once it's dry.

Hmmm. The butt priestess offered to help us with Slime Swamp, but if we piss this guy off we'll probably miss out on his help with the Dick Shrine. We should probably do that first.

Hey, dick priest. Can you tell me anything about the Crystal Labyrinth or Mt Boner?