>>1129252
Tell him you have a quest to... clean up? the shrine, and as Hero you are obligated to complete it, one way or another. The Butt Priestess is complaining about the view.
How long has it been since the shrine was cleaned? Maybe there's dirt on it, not just spraypaint? Or maybe... it's not erect enough? Either way, some simple soap and water should help here. It won't even remove the spraypaint, once it's dry.

Hmmm. The butt priestess offered to help us with Slime Swamp, but if we piss this guy off we'll probably miss out on his help with the Dick Shrine. We should probably do that first.

Hey, dick priest. Can you tell me anything about the Crystal Labyrinth or Mt Boner?

Butt priestess wants the religion district to be less grimy and more synchronized or something. Maybe you could just move.

>>1129252
Well.
A lot of these prayers are old and moldy.
No wonder the new ones arent getting through.

He needs a good clean cock, not a big dirty dick.
That way every new prayer has a better chance of being seen...
And
People will have to donate more often rather than being a one pray and done

We all know where this is going.

We are going to make the priest of each shrine talk things out, solve their differences with sexy results, and form a syncretic religion.

This will, of course, eventually cause a schism between the dick-in-butt and the dickbutt shrines that will lead to a long and horrid war, but that won't be a problem for another 100 years!

...For you to solve, heroes are iconic, and thus eternal. Natch!

>>1129252
This makes me wonder if there is a forgotten Big belly womb and Pussy shrine that was lost and perhaps why the rat king is several rats a multitude born from one or several pussies that would be important for balance and creation.

Also funny that a dragon is of but and a Goblin of dick bit of a reversal.
Perhaps we need butt priestess covered in cum with a thong with filled condoms tied to it and let her get tailed with dicks asshoöe and oussy filled with cum so she can birth the big dick dragon and the butt Goblin in a time loop scenario of the Guardian spirits

As a dick priest, they likely know more abput male individuals than most. Ask if they know what the RAT KING looks like. Are they a single rat that's nefarious, or like, a bunch of rats that got stuck together somehow?

Also, what was the Magical Crystals purpose before it got destroyed?

Also worth asking if they got/know anything that can help with the Huge Dick Dragon part of your quest.

(1/2) Apples 2026/07/26(Sun)02:33 No. 1129878 ID: 126c9f
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>sniff

Well if you say so!

Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffff!

Dick Priest: "D-damn girl! Most girls interested in my footlong aren't usually dis literal!"

Dick Priest: "You some kinda freaky, huh?"

(2/2) Apples 2026/07/26(Sun)02:34 No. 1129879 ID: 126c9f
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>Ask if they know what the RAT KING looks like. Are they a single rat that's nefarious, or like, a bunch of rats that got stuck together somehow?

>Also, what was the Magical Crystals purpose before it got destroyed?

>Also worth asking if they got/know anything that can help with the Huge Dick Dragon part of your quest.

You ask all this stuff.

Dick Priest: "Woah woah woah! Slow down! Rat King? Da first I heard of him was when he came marching through Gate Town last night! I didn't even see him."

Dick Priest: "Da Magic Crystal was created by da three Guardian Spirits to stop da Evil Bad Thing. You're the Hero With Huge Boobs. Didn't dey teach you any of dat?

Dick Priest: "Da Huge Dick Dragon? Yeah he's da guy who gave me dis job. I could tell you about him, but information ain't free. If you want my help you gotta do a quest."

(You sense the Dick Priest may have a quest for you!)

>>1129879
Alright what's the quest?

Lick his feet and withhold nibbling unless he gives you the deets, the art of the tease is the only book you've read 69 times after all

>>1129879
Agree on the condition that the prayers and offerings are kept within the interior of the walls of the shrine.

Booty shrine priestess says it's distasteful, but I think she really feels underappreciated. Her shrine doesn't see nearly as much traffic as his, and the offering "flaunting" might be getting to her.

We should totally invite her to the spa later.

>>1129897
What about putting the dick in the dragon and the butt on the Goblin?

Keeping the graffitti out of sight of the butt priestess would indeed be useful. Another option could be painting the prayers as kamasutra art.

You could also switch from painting/graffiti to something more 'tasteful', like those fancy japanese prayer slips, physical phallic offerings, a literal 'suggestions box'... Saves on space for future prayers, and lets you remove those that came true already without cleaning.

Of course we could also ship the butt priestess and dick priest together.

Ask about quest in any case.

Also, is there a vagina deity/clergy out there?

OK, I get the picture. Let's hear the quest. I bet it's a quest that involves the Boob Shrine, and then to do that we're going to have to complete a quest from the Boob Shaman or whoever that has to be done at the Butt Shrine.

Fuckin' fetch quests.

File away this idea for the future: can we somehow grow the grass in the Grass Farm tall enough to hide the Dick Shrine from sight of the Butt Shrine?

>>1129879
The Dick Priest has a quest for us too? That might be an issue since we've already gotten a quest from the Butt Priestess. I hope we can get them to work out their differences. But let's find out what he wants before we tell him about the other shrine's problems, just in case negotiations break down.

Does the quest involve paying respects to his big juicy priestly dick? And if it's something else, would he let us do that anyway? Because I'm all in favor of sucking off a cute goblin boy while he sits on our boobs.

>>1129879
Bring on your quest cockmaster of the temple

Give a little kiss to his feet. A little thing make him remember this interaction.

Apples 2026/08/03(Mon)01:21 No. 1130258 ID: 126c9f
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>Bring on your quest cockmaster of the temple

Boobie Bunny: "Okay, what have you got for me?"

Dick Priest: "Well, it's always been a dream of mine to get a double titjob from two big boobie ladies. But da only girl in town wit big boobs is da keeper of da Boob Shrine. Now dat you're here, maybe I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream!"

Dick Priest: "If you and da Boob Shrine Priestess gave me a double titwank, I would tell you whatever you wanted to know!"

Bold. Does he really think his cock can survive a job of that magnitude? from the hero herself?

Spicy. Idk what BB's dtf levels are at, they high enough for this sort of quest? Maybe she can be bold as well and ask for some foot stuff thrown in as an additional reward.

>>1130258
Accept the quest, and add/kidnap [Dick Priest] into your breast storage while you visit the final priestess.

Warn him that what he is planning to accomplish might be hazardous to his health and yet proceed in fulfilling his request.

"I expect double the reward from this, then. Because I'd be willing to give you a titjob right now and cash in."

>>1130271
This seems apt~

>>1130258
Now that's a quest worth taking! Sure, we'd be glad to get the Boob Priestess anduse our holy gifts to please his holy gift. How about a peep into his pants to see what we have to look forward to?

...His thought bubble is right next to our head. Enjoy the imaginary woman's feet while he's still daydreaming about them.

>>1130258
Accept the quest, but tell him the largest breasted maidens are repelled by a filthy cock.
Should he clean his shrine of old and dirty prayers, perhaps the quest could be completed!

just threaten and strangle him until he does what you want. or befriend ms. boob and see what if she'd be willing to cooperate. but keep the strangling idea in your back pocket, just in case.

Knew it. And now the Boob Princess is going to have a sidequest we have to complete before she'll join us for the double titjob, isn't she?

At least there isn't a collectible card game mini-game we have to play with literally everyone in the world.

(1/3) Apples 2026/08/17(Mon)03:18 No. 1131014 ID: 126c9f
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>Now that's a quest worth taking! Sure, we'd be glad to get the Boob Priestess and use our holy gifts to please his holy gift.

There's much more you'd like to do to this Dick Priest but you've already dilly dallied enough. It feels like you've been in this town for weeks and you have a whole quest still to get through.

You make your way north to the Boob Shrine.

(2/3) Apples 2026/08/17(Mon)03:18 No. 1131015 ID: 126c9f
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Gasp!

But what's this???

When you step onto the grounds of the Boob Shrine you're shocked and horrified to discover...

(3/3) Apples 2026/08/17(Mon)03:18 No. 1131016 ID: 126c9f
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The Boob Shrine Priestess doesn't have any feet at all!

Perhaps her lack of feet will mean she'll appreciate feet almost as much as you do.

Great her with the traditional sacred chest bump

Yeah chest bump!!!

Oh shit! it's the Sorceress of Snitties' sister! Get her!

>>1131019
ya this
also, what kind of divine blessings are necessary to have a massive rack without your spine disintegrating into powder, anyway?

>>1131016
Is it just me, or does the Boob Shrine seem bigger than the others? I guess they might be the most prominent of the local religions, with the whole Hero with Huge Boobs prophecy and all. Kinda seems unfair, from where we're standing.

Eh, we're not here to talk about politics. Let's say hello to the snilky shrine maiden in the pretty dress and wig. How are things going in her side of town?

>>1131016
consider killing her i guess (boob smother?)

>>1131016
Damn, denied the hat trick. Oh well, you'll have to settle for professionalism.

well that's good isn't it? no more distractions

Just imagine her body as one big foot.

The tip of her tail can be considered a very long toe. Or like with slugs, a big 'foot'.

Do the traditional/secret 'giant boobs club' handshake. It involves a lot of boob-on-boob collision. Then ask what quest she has to aid you in your own quest.

nibble the.... base of her tail? fuck what do we do!!?!?!

That’s even better. Snakes and feet don’t mix.
Whats up, new breast friend?

>>1131016
...but... even without feet.. she is still a sister in back pain.
Embrace her boobie.
Only she knows your pain.

Put a sandal on the tip of her tail. Then lick it.

>>1131068
She can lay her back (neck?) or otherwise sink into your cleavage for some temporary relief from back pain and/or a back (neck?) massage. Since she cannot enjoy laying her head on her own boobies.

>Sorceress of s**tties: "Oh it makes my mouth water jus**t thinking about it! You know these boobs don't come naturally to a sssnake. I have to absorb new ones from time to time... You have a nice pair, I bet they'll look essssspecially good on me!"

...So if snitties wasn't lying... priestess had to eat a lady with big boobs. HOT - oh uh... So IMPOSTER DETECTED! Where's the real priestess and her feet you fraud?

It's rude to make assumptions about someone's character just off their appearance. Even if snitties don't occur naturally, she's a priestess. She could just as easily have been blessed by the tiddy goddess.

Anyways, go sexually harass her.

>>1131104
Oh shit! good point! What if she absorbed the real priestess' boobs???

...what is wrong with us...

>>1131110
You know you've fucked up when kome is the one to tell us somethings wrong

>>1131112
We really to tone down ASAP.

Let's selflessly find some prostetic legs for the new priestess from the local blacksmith, then wholesomely agree to take them to her for free from the altruistic blacksmith (without engaging in dialogue, for we know the blacksmith will understand), then unfetteredly attach the legs to the priestess so she can walk and she'll help us (again, no dialogue, the surprise will be espectacular for her).

After that, we unite the priest and priestess in marriage so that...uh... actually I just kinda think they'll make a good couple (and that'll help with the Golden Ending. Maybe. I don't know. Who cares, man! It's True Love!)

>>1131104

Wait, this isn't magical absorption at all! The real boobie priestess is still in the snake's gullet, stretching her out into a boobie'd shape!

(1/3) Apples 2026/09/07(Mon)03:29 No. 1131702 ID: 8fd5c1
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>Imposter detected!
>What if she ate the real priestess?
>Boob on boob collision!

Time to employ one of your special attacks!

Boobie Forklift!

Boob Shrine Priestess: "Good golly, Miss Molly! I'm being attacked!"

(2/3) Apples 2026/09/07(Mon)03:30 No. 1131703 ID: 8fd5c1
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With the fake priestess incapacitated by your Boobie Forklift you easily pin her down.

Boobie Bunny: "Time to expose these fake knockers for what they really are... HUH??"

Boob Shrine Priestess: "P-please be gentle. It's my... firsssst time..."

(3/3) Apples 2026/09/07(Mon)03:31 No. 1131704 ID: 8fd5c1
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S-snipples????

What is going on here?

They do exist!

Be gentle!

(don’t be gentle)

>>1131704
Accuse her of wearing fake boobs. Snakes don't have boobs OR nipples! Mammaries are for mammals!

>>1131706
She just proved they are snauthentic.

Wait, wait. What if we could make your first time even better, by throwing Richard Pryor (aka Dick Priest) in the middle of it?

check for snilk

>>1131708
Can't they be magic or something?

Wait, I know what it is. She was so devout a worshiper that the Boob Goddess gave her boobs. Perhaps apologies are in order.

Explain the misunderstanding and be gentle.

Pull her hair! (To check if it's a wig.)

Hm. Is she a hybrid?
Well, demand a taste test!

Gotta suck them nipples to make sure they’re real

proceed

No! We're better than this! What would Hooters say? What would Titmouse say? Heroes don't dubcon virgins just because they have no feet. That's not hero behaviour. That's not even morally grey ironic 90s anti-hero behaviour.

We're just going to forklift her over to the Dick Shrine so a goblin can shove his cock between her tits. Obviously.

>>1131723
Yup taste test is the only way to be sure

>>1131704
I believe we have erred.

Apologize to the Boob Priestess for thinking she was a fake. There's no doubt that such a bountiful set of boobs are the real thing. What's it like for her, carrying such a heavy burden?

We could still do lewd things if she wants. Or does she have another quest for us? We've got a request from the Dick Priest for her. Does she know him?

She seems to be a natural sub. We can use this! Boob-carry her to the Dick Shrine and wedge Dick Priest in between!

"No time to explain, we need your help for a HOLY QUEST!"

Also, be gentle with those snipples. Give em a smooch.

>>1131778
Yes.
Apologise and intoduce yourself with a dramatically jiggly pose.

Those might still be a trick, an illusion! Confirm they're real by suckling on some mythical snilk (snake milk). You might get a powerup!

...or those are venom sacs and you get poisoned. 50-50 worth it.

(1/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:34 No. 1132202 ID: 8fd5c1
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>Suck the snipples to check if they're real

>No! We're better than this! What would Hooters say? What would Titmouse say? Heroes don't dubcon virgins just because they have no feet. That's not hero behavior.

Hmm what would they say?

Imaginary Titmouse: "S-suck the snipples, Hero! Do it for me! Also it's okay if you want to kiss and nibble on my feet while I'm, sleeping! I give you my consent!"

Imaginary Hooters the Tutori-Owl: "Use timed tits!"

Hmm they both make good points...

(2/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:34 No. 1132203 ID: 8fd5c1
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You suck the snipples!

(3/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:34 No. 1132204 ID: 8fd5c1
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It's the sweetest snilk you've ever tasted!

(4/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:34 No. 1132205 ID: 8fd5c1
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Boobie Bunny: "Explain yourself, witch! How came you by these tits? Where'd ya get 'em? Huh? HUH?"

Boob Shrine Priestess: "Th-they were a blessing from the Big Tiddy Guardian Spirit I swear! She blessed me with huge naturals when I entered her service!"

(5/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:35 No. 1132206 ID: 8fd5c1
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>Pull her hair! (To check if it's a wig.)

Boobie Bunny: "Oh yeah? Then explain... THIS!"

You yank the wig roughly off the priestess's head.

Boob Shrine Priestess: "Leapin' Lizards!"

Boobie Bunny: "I knew it! Why're you wearing a wig?"

Boob Shrine Priestess: "The Big Tiddy Guardian Spirit didn't bless me with hair and I wanted to look pretty. I'm sorry! *sobs*"

(6/6) Apples 2026/09/21(Mon)01:35 No. 1132207 ID: 8fd5c1
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Hmmm... Her story seems to check out. What do we think, chat?

Time for a metaphysical debate of if they're really "naturals" if they're divinely granted. Sounds like they might be vulnerable to being dispelled-and is that REALLY real?

Why'd she accept your service without preexisting tits yet fail to gift you feet so you'd know the pains of such hefty things?

>>1132207
It is time to sincerely apologize.

To be fair you are bald as well, so the wig isn't much to be suspicious about.

Test the boob sensitivity. Is she enjoying being fondled? If yes, its legit.

Also check her boob knowledge. Ask something a person with massive tits would know (like how being milked feels like, back pain...).

And to cement the deal, ask her to demonstrate a titjob on a nearby 'volunteer' you know (i.e. Dick Priest).

Give her your magic wig as an apology (you can keep this one)
It'll make her look even more pretty.

Why’d you have to go and prove it’s a wig, you bald bunny buffoon! You know what, Titmouse’s hair looks fake too. Enjoy.

you're being a booby bully

give her her hair back and put on your wig to show you get it, you get her

Cause that witch acted all sultry and this one is very not

>>1132207
She has big buck teeth like you instead of typical snake fangs. Is she boobunny otherkin?

By the way, your imaginary Titmouse didn't go eek. You should know her well enough to include that part in your daydreams.

Yeah, she looks wired with boobs and no hair. Put the wig back.

Ah yes. Er... well done, you have passed this, um, test of faith. As you can see, I too have been blessed by the Big Tiddy Guardian Spirit, and I was sent by the, um, Archbishop of Breastford to make sure you were not an impostor placed here by the Rat King.

Yes, very very real tiddies. Definitely a genuine blessing from the Spirit. Very very genuine.

Maybe I'd better just check them one more time.

Do you want to check mine while we're at it?

Have imaginary Boobie Bunny (from your own or Titmouse's imagination) kiss and nibble Imaginary Titmouse's feet. She did ask for it / give consent. Imaginary characters deserve love too!

>Real Titmouse: Imagine what Imaginary Boobie Bunny might request / reward you with as a faithful sidekick at the successful conclusion of the quest!

Have a crisis of faith as you have to choose what is objectively better in your mouth: a toe/foot, or blessed snake milk.

Unless... You can have both...?

"You look like that one psychopath who murdered a bunch of small mammals so she could temporarily grow sniddies your size. Fess up, who is she?!"

>>1132207
Try on her wig.
Ask how you look before returning it.
Tell her she does look pretty when she has it back.

>>1132207
Rats, I guess we can't punish an evil witch today after all. She's no faker, just an innocent, insecure priestess who doesn't realize how beautiful she is, like our precious Titmouse...

Oh no, are we a bully? We can't bully a girl as sweet as this this! We have to make this right!

Give the Boob Priestess back her wig and reassure her that she's very pretty. And we're not just saying that! We know that the Dick Priest also likes her. He told us so himself! That's why we came over here, in fact: to deliver a request from him to her!

If she can prove the might of her naturals by getting the dick shrine priest to cum all over them, then you'll believe she is the true tiddy shrine priestess.

...she can keep the wig on.

Offer to buy her an even cooler, fancier wing and/or hat in exchange for her assistance woth Dick Priests quest.

Also ask if she has any outstanding quests or info to share for your own quest.

Ask the Boob Prirstess is she happens to have a megalomaniac evil sorceress sister, cousin or relative who also wears a wig, as well as a spiked collar. And may or may not have huge boob envy.

Apologize and offer the Boobie Priestess the ENCHANTED WIG you stole from the Snitty Sorceress.

For her lies she needs to be punished. Make her do 20 pushups.