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1087619 No. 1087619 ID: 6290ec

If we open our minds to the existence of other universes, there's no limit to the possibilities that we could experience in the world of boning.
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No. 1104379 ID: 9ff3a9

C. I mean, water IS a lubricant, and you're probably a water dragon, right? Could you not manipulate some of the nearby water from the fish tanks, perhaps?
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No. 1104499 ID: ebae20

C, b
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No. 1104586 ID: 124485

>>1104355
Do this one
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No. 1104715 ID: 37da17

>>1104310
chubbiness has not hundered you it speaks to you saying you are not chubby enough as icecream is never wrong put a N in its name and its Nicecream you can trust a name like that
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No. 1105023 ID: 143a96
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1105023

>it's amazing, how often we tie!
You're above such things as making decisions! That task falls to the mortals, not dragons such as yourself!

....

For a brief moment, you hoped thinking that would make you cringe so hard you fall through the vent.

>Hey, don't blame the ice cream! You're going to hurt it's feelings!
Oh-- sorry! You know I love you BB.

The current situation is proof of that.

>Give in, you're supposed to be naked you silly reptile, and so are birds!
P-preposterous! Can you even imagine what'd it be like living in a world where reptilians and avians had no nudity taboo and in fact considered it perfectly normal to walk around with their junk hanging out??

Well, maybe not 'hanging out' with their flat chests and internal bits.

And in fact, without a nudity taboo you probably wouldn't have grown up as shy as you are. In fact, is it possible there's a version of you out there that embraces nudity? Who even, gods forbid, enjoys it?

No way. That'd just be unrealistic character writing.

Besides, being okay with nudity wouldn't get you unstuck, it'd just make you slightly less freaked out about it.

>Try sucking in your breath and stomach to make it easier for them to get you out.
Right! Of course! That combined with the birbs helping should get you out of this mess!

The mess of being stuck, at least. Your brain has locked away thoughts of the other aspect of your situation for your sanity.
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No. 1105024 ID: 143a96
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1105024

"H-hey, can you help? I'm kinda um... stuck..." you say.

"Fiiiiiiiiish~" Cekachii replies. Or rather, she says to herself.

"C-Cekachii! I-I could really use a hand!"

"Fishy fishy fish~"

"Cekachii...! I'm a water dragon so if you help me you're kinda sorta touching a fish maybe!"
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No. 1105025 ID: 143a96
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1105025

oh that's physical contact

"Oh! Ceri you should have told me you needed help!"

you feel you are playing with fire and not literal fire this time at least not yet

"Here, let me pull you free!"

"W-wait I should tell Keireer to push--"
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No. 1105026 ID: 143a96
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1105026

*POP*

*WHAP!*

Ah.

That.

That would have really hurt if your ARMO(U)R wasn't so high.
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No. 1105027 ID: 143a96
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1105027

You help Keireer down.
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No. 1105028 ID: 143a96
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1105028

You help your third companion down.


Wait.

A: Yeah you and three companions that makes sense.
Haha. Hahahaha. Sanity--

B: Oh gods they're naked.
Can we go back to clothes already!?

C: AH! SCARY! LOB FIRE AT IT!
Oh right it's off cooldown isn't it.

D: LOB A DRAGON AT IT.
Wait, where are you getting a dragon at a time like-- oh. Oooohh.
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No. 1105029 ID: 9188de

Well there isn't immediate hostility over trespassing like this so probably don't use your fire yet, we need to time it for more clothes around us later!
B. Another little freakout!
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No. 1105030 ID: 25c93b

Slowly sink away from the situation... (also why are they naked B)
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No. 1105031 ID: ba9785

C Spy check! er um it's important to... test fire safety?

Or maybe A this is fine.
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No. 1105032 ID: c5529d

A. Just go with it!
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No. 1105033 ID: 7e2ac4

Uhhhhh. B? C?
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No. 1105034 ID: 273c18

>>1105028
D, b
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No. 1105035 ID: 849406

B, A! Also that is NOT a bird.
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No. 1105036 ID: d1f31f

D, a: Throwing a dragon at it usually solves most problems, right? Otherwise Protective Neurons: Engage you've always had 3 companions in the vents, always, you just forgot.
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No. 1105037 ID: 63ca77

A
Embrace the fact that your life is out of control and this is just a thing, now.
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No. 1105038 ID: 96577e

D, a. Just three girls and a dragon hanging out behind a pet store!
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No. 1105039 ID: a6e868

Well this is curious.
...B.
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No. 1105040 ID: 82e5d9

It must be the store's security RUN (C, B)
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No. 1105041 ID: 6645ca

A and B - This might just be your fate now
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No. 1105042 ID: 124485

>>1105026
Did Cekachii grow spiky tentacles while she was pulling you free?

>>1105028
B , a
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No. 1105043 ID: c5793c

A and B, you're making so many new friends today that you just didn't notice tbis one. But commence freakout and see of the store has fishnets or something to wear! Mmmm fishnets, totally fashinable and not revealing at all!
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No. 1105044 ID: 4e436a

B, d
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No. 1105047 ID: cb76eb

Db
PANIK DRAGON
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No. 1105049 ID: f055e7

It's a fish store, of course they have fishnets.
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No. 1105050 ID: 861ceb

A

just go with it so you're no longer outnumbered by the birds.
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No. 1105051 ID: b67223

B then A
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No. 1105052 ID: 6c233e

B, A
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No. 1105053 ID: d30887

A) She followed you because she has about as much bad luck with clothes as you do. Ask her if she has a plan for clothes.
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No. 1105054 ID: 10a192

>>1105028
Having a second reptilian girl here to offset some of the bird attention is a good thing for you. You'll only have to worry about being domesticated half as often, now.

Go look at fish.
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No. 1105055 ID: b1c103

D, a
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No. 1105056 ID: 73a678

>>1105028
To reiterate. You are naked thanks to a series of highly improbable events involving a lake and fire. Two other individuals now are WILLINGLY naked because apparently they find it whatever.

To reiterate, FIRE HAS BEEN INVOLVED.

You SNUCK THROUGH THE VENTS OF A MALL FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO NOT BE EMBARRASED AFTER ONE OF YOU ASSAULTED A RANDOM CIVILIAN.

Sanity has LONG since called in sick for the day, you might as well admit it and embrace the lunacy.

A. Roll with it. Just fuckin' roll with it.
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No. 1105057 ID: 19ea25

A, B
You've always had a third friend. Why wouldn't you have a third friend? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THREE FRIENDS.
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No. 1105058 ID: 072480

Fucking thing SPOTTED C, B
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No. 1105059 ID: dbb67d

This is a lot of... whatever this is. B
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No. 1105062 ID: f2e2c7

Sweet new friend!
A, b
Or you could, y'know, pretend you are sane for ONE(1) moment and ask her about herself
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No. 1105063 ID: 57ec6f

B D
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No. 1105065 ID: 23cf5d

Just accept it already, it's weird enough as is.
A, B
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No. 1105066 ID: f14228

A, d

Extreme measures are required of your neurons. Their sacrifice will be remembered. In a nonspecific way.
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No. 1105067 ID: 0480e2

B D
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No. 1105068 ID: bfd8fc

A, you don't remember there being four of you, but maybe your friends clone themselves when stressed? Magic exists, they could totally do that. Take cues from how your friends respond to their presence.
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No. 1105069 ID: b4cd2d

D, C.

Chaos, chaos, chaos!
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No. 1105071 ID: d30ef0

B, C
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No. 1105073 ID: 7a406e

How stealthy were they to follow us and we didn't notice?!
B C.
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No. 1105075 ID: 3c49d0

>>1105028
…………ask how they didn't get stuck like you did?

B/a
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No. 1105103 ID: 795471

E their, nude, use your hands to cover their bits, this is purely out of the goodness of your heart with no ulterior motive.
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No. 1105106 ID: 803762

D, b
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