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1087619 No. 1087619 ID: 6290ec

If we open our minds to the existence of other universes, there's no limit to the possibilities that we could experience in the world of boning.
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No. 1093823 ID: 830162

C E
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No. 1093824 ID: 9188de

E into C to pull in everyone
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No. 1093825 ID: 5fcc16

E for Explode.
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No. 1093827 ID: a7a180

D/e.
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No. 1093829 ID: 5edf55

E
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No. 1093830 ID: 0480e2

E C
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No. 1093831 ID: 124485

>>1093814
E/c
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No. 1093833 ID: 5ebd37

B, E bird party!
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No. 1093834 ID: df7ee1

C, E freakout combination!
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No. 1093835 ID: 3184a6

C
b
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No. 1093836 ID: fa3034

>>1093814
Cd
Comparatively you're doing so much better this time
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No. 1093839 ID: 317677

E, A!
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No. 1093842 ID: f99f83

D, c
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No. 1093844 ID: 3f89df

E but Cry due to stress
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No. 1093845 ID: 1480df

E-D.

(Which really no one would have in this situation)
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No. 1093846 ID: b67223

E
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No. 1093848 ID: c7882b

First, there is no answer in which Daatra does not bully you for this, accept this
C, because the universe bullies you harder
E FOR EXPLODE, BLAME IT ON THE BUTLER AND THUS DAATRA
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No. 1093849 ID: 57ec6f

E then C
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No. 1093861 ID: 26801d

E, C
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No. 1093862 ID: d58817

C, d
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No. 1093863 ID: d30ef0

EEEEEEE. That is my vote and the sound of you panicking
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No. 1093875 ID: 0db8d3

F: "Definitely not a lesbian orgy."

This line MUST be said COMPLETELY DEADPAN. You must stare Daatra DIRECTLY IN THE EYES WITHOUT BLINKING for what would otherwise be an uncomfortable amount of time.

If you successfully pull this off, everyone's brain will reset Except Keireer's. She'll then naturally take control of the conversation, keeping the attention off of you!
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No. 1093877 ID: 72cd9b

B, A
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No. 1093880 ID: ce93a7

E, A
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No. 1093900 ID: 7a406e

Keeping E going is too much fun not to, with bits of C.
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No. 1093939 ID: e8918a

Panic some more and loop it around back to being under control and not out of control we promise! E
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No. 1093950 ID: ebae20

>>1093814
A, D
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No. 1093961 ID: ae3286

C, A
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No. 1093985 ID: 5f920e

AAAAAAAAAAAA but in the panic way of E because we're blowing up
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No. 1094023 ID: 25c93b

E
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No. 1094028 ID: 1ff64e

Primary E, secondary C.
Daatra still has clothes on, get her!
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No. 1094082 ID: c3fe97

SCREAMING AGAIN (E or C)
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No. 1094435 ID: 6290ec
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1094435

Something snaps within you. Your thoughts are no longer a coherent stream of questions and answers. All you can do is blurt out any and every thought you have.

"DAATRA I'M A TOTAL MESS IN A WAY PEOPLE MIGHT FIND ENTERTAINING BUT I SURE DON'T AND I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ANY OF THIS I AM LITERALLY BEYOND RATIONALITY IT HAPPENED AGAIN AND MY SQUEAKS AND WHINES ARE MAXED OUT RIGHT NOW I WANNA JUST EXPLODE OR PRETEND I'M AT SOME KIND OF BIRD PARTY OR MAYBE JUST CRY DUE TO STRESS OH GODS YOU'RE NOT GONNA BULLY ME ARE YOU THE UNIVERSE IS ALREADY BULLYING ME SO HARD UH UM THE BUTLER DID IT NO WAIT YOU DID IT YEAH SURE THAT WORKS ALSO THIS ISN'T A LESBIAN ORGY I AM COMPLETELY DEADPAN IN SAYING THIS OKAY THAT'S A LIE BUT STILL I'M HOPING ALL THIS PANIC LOOPS AROUND TO CALM BUT THAT ISN'T HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES I NEED--"
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No. 1094436 ID: 6290ec
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1094436

"--dah?"
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No. 1094437 ID: 6290ec
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1094437

"Ah... tonic immobility..."
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No. 1094438 ID: 6290ec
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1094438

Okay, Ceri's clearly in no shape to be the main character, so I'm taking over for now. Thankfully dragons are quite vulnerable to snoot rubs.

The hell'd you guys do to her, anyway?
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No. 1094439 ID: 6290ec
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1094439

These weird birds seem to be taking their situation much better than Ceri... Oh wait no the yellow one's crying a bit.

"That was my favorite pair of pajamas..."

The green bird's in much better spirits. "So you're Daatra? We're Ceri's new friends! I'm Keireer and that's Cekachii!"

"Ceri made new friends? Next you'll tell me the moon exploded."

"It's true!" Keyrear insists. "Her mom bullied her into making friends, and then she met me! And I decided to help her out!"

"Ah, so Myra's involved. I should have known."

Ceri's mother's always playing 4D chess. Not sure how this random nudity fits into her mad schemes, but that could just be Ceri being Ceri.

"All right, I guess you're in luck, then. Taldri's a wizard at repairing clothing. ceri gives him a lot of practice. He can get you all fixed up."

Kebachii perks up. "Oh, really? That'd be great!"

"Sure. It'll probably take him a day or two, though, considering how severe the damage is."
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No. 1094440 ID: 6290ec
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1094440

"Sounds good!" Green says cheerfully.

"A-a day or two?? W-what'll I wear in the meantime!?" Yellow says less cheerfully.


Ceri's a bit incapacitated right now, so guess it's time for ol' Daatra to step up and figure out what to do.

A: Head to the mall for new clothes.
Might have to sneak around a bit.

B: Offer some uh... towels?
They can pretend they just had a shower. For two days.

C: Offer some spare Daatra outfits.
They almost certainly don't fit, but it's better than nothing, right?

D: Just cover their bits with band-aids.
You think you saw someone do this once.
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No. 1094441 ID: 4f903f

Give them towels. Its funnier, snappier setup for later.
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No. 1094442 ID: 5edf55

B A
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No. 1094443 ID: a7a180

C/d. One bird size fits all birds.
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No. 1094444 ID: 57ec6f

B
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No. 1094445 ID: c3fe97

Towel adventure! Unrelatedly recall you might have heard about a scandalous comic series involving the heroes having to walk around in towels.
A second.
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No. 1094446 ID: 965675

aB
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No. 1094447 ID: 1ff64e

Primary A, secondary D.
Look, if they're hanging out with Ceri you really shouldn't waste any of your expensive clothes or towels on them. They'll be gone before too long. So let's either buy them some cheap temporary clothes (or cheap temporary towels), or just tell them to suck it up so you guys can hang out.
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No. 1094448 ID: ebae20

>>1094440
D, B
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No. 1094449 ID: 99ca7b

E: We're too money to have this problem. Order spare clothes for same-day delivery.

....and then offer towels and/or spare pajamas for them while we wait. It can be like a slumber party, but without the slumber, or the night time.
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No. 1094450 ID: 6645ca

B - you're a good friend with the best intentions in mind!
A if not B
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No. 1094451 ID: 36c6e4

A, B
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No. 1094452 ID: c922ab

B then A
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No. 1094453 ID: be3107

B.
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No. 1094454 ID: 5f920e

You or your butler know towel tucking techniques to keep them covered right? B
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No. 1094456 ID: dbabb8

B, c: I'm pretty sure there's a book somewhere that tells you not to panic, and that you should have a towel with you at all times. It's obvious this birds have been panicking so maybe a towel will help... I think I might've misread that book but let's just go with it
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No. 1094457 ID: 7a406e

Aw I wanted Ceri to just explode clothes more. Petered out too easily.
B or A.
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No. 1094458 ID: ba9785

Oh yeah D is a common bird thing from all my research. That sounds good. And the mall is always a good fallback so A.
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No. 1094459 ID: d30ef0

A, C
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No. 1094460 ID: 1ff64e

>>1094457
Look, I'm sure Daatra can take everyone's clothes to be fixed. What's that? Ceri's skirt wasn't damaged? Nonsense, it might not be visible but it needs immediate maintenance to not fall apart!

We'll just need to find an excuse to damage Daatra's clothes too, for reasons.
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No. 1094461 ID: f49ea5

Primary B
Secondary A
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No. 1094462 ID: 830162

MALL TIME!
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No. 1094463 ID: 44c167

B,A) Towels, or bed sheets. Togas can make a comeback, and unfamiliar clothing styles are sure to not lead to wardrobe malfunctions.
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No. 1094469 ID: 20e88c

C, A
Daatra's wardrobe (and the bird herself) is hot and badass, so you can make it work until you get more from the mall.
Ceri doesn't get too relaxed if you keep rubbing for too long, right? A dopey, affectionate Ceri is good, but happy naked dragon Ceri... That technique may be dangerous if there are any dracophiles around
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No. 1094470 ID: 5fcc16

Enabling more shenanigans with B, also don't get weird with the tonic please
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No. 1094471 ID: b67223

A then B
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No. 1094473 ID: fa3034

Db for Daatra business
Your solutions are clear cut and not what they want to hear, but what they need
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No. 1094474 ID: 4c202e

>>1094437
Don't like that!

A, B
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No. 1094475 ID: 861ceb

C
they'll grow into it I'm sure.
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No. 1094476 ID: 3f89df

ENF towel is top tier, so I gotta say B
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No. 1094479 ID: 094d8d

A for MALL STEALTH 2
secondary D, doent leave much to the imagination tho
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No. 1094480 ID: 273c18

>>1094440
It's just reasonable to go buy clothes from the mall so we're gonna do that regardless.

Also C.
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No. 1094482 ID: 50866a

D, A. Cover them up with bandages and then go shopping. Pasties are totally enough to shop even for weird mammalian and keybain clothing-sensibilities, so then they can get clothes for when the bandages come off!
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No. 1094485 ID: 82e5d9

B is comfortable! Totally not enabling further things later.
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No. 1094489 ID: 25c93b

A C
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No. 1094491 ID: df7ee1

C, B
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No. 1094498 ID: 849406

C, B
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No. 1094501 ID: e5e504

>>1094440
B, a
But far more important is that we learned that Ceri can be booped and rotated like a shark.
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No. 1094507 ID: ae3286

Show us how good rich towels are! B, A!
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No. 1094513 ID: c8380b

>>1094437
Damn, you can put Ceri under with just a rub to her snoot? How do you learn this sort of thing? Did you and Ceri "experiment" a lot before?

How do you feel about Ceri making friends with some other cute bird girls? You aren't worried your easily socially pressured friend might get into trouble without your firm guidance, are you? You might have to assert your dominance as their senior in Ceri friendship and keep these new nerds in line, too.

Clearly the best way to do that is to make them all undress completely while you shamelessly take them to buy sone new clothing. Nobody's going to try telling them to cover up while you're in charge.
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No. 1094540 ID: e8918a

A
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No. 1094565 ID: ce93a7

A, B Clothing shops are receptive to people in obvious need of clothes! No worry about prolonging less than ideal (or no) states of dress.
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No. 1094571 ID: d58817

B, d

Towels will be the new fashion trend. Set those trends, birds!
Failing that, adhesive bandages are emergency modesty.
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No. 1094576 ID: 9188de

Daatra, as Ceri's best friend, you know that Ceri's definition of "multiple copies" of her outfit is her panic answer of "actually just has 2."
Why do you know this? Because you've known her for a long time!
You know what giving them towels is great comedy down the line :3c. B
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No. 1094580 ID: 57c52f

D, A
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No. 1094697 ID: 07ae19

B
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No. 1094722 ID: 6290ec
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1094722

Okay, my clothes wouldn't really fit them so let's get them some towels.

>Aw I wanted Ceri to just explode clothes more. Petered out too easily.
As funny as it'd be, unfortunately Ceri made me care about her, that jerk. Besides, isn't it a bit early for such a major explosion? There'd be nothing to look forward to if she blew her panicky load right away.

Not that I'm looking forward to seeing that because of all the aforementioned 'caring' stuff.

...maybe I did step in a bit too soon...

Wait no she'd have probably made me naked, too. Yeah, this was the right course of action.

Probably.

>Daatra's wardrobe (and the bird herself) is hot and badass
Heh. Nice to see some good opinions around here.

No self-esteem issues here. I know I'm awesome.

>We'll just need to find an excuse to damage Daatra's clothes too, for reasons.
Hah. I'm probably the final boss of whatever clothing damage you're planning. Good luck.

Er, bad luck. I don't actually want you to succeed.

>Damn, you can put Ceri under with just a rub to her snoot? How do you learn this sort of thing? Did you and Ceri "experiment" a lot before?
What? Haha, nah... I'm pretty sure she thinks of me as her sister, and I'm pretty sure I feel the same way about her.

No, I saw it on TV once and thought to try it out one of the many times Ceri was freaking out. Lo and behold, it works even when she's using her 'mortal' form.

>Daatra, as Ceri's best friend, you know that Ceri's definition of "multiple copies" of her outfit is her panic answer of "actually just has 2."
She has a second outfit!?

>You know what giving them towels is great comedy down the line :3c.
Shhh, let's not reveal the real reason I'm doing this.

Okay, I hand everyone their towels and point them to the nearest bathroom so they can get changed.

Looks like Ceri's coming back around, so I'll give her back the narrative. Don't bully her too much, okay? See ya.
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No. 1094723 ID: 6290ec
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1094723

Huh? What?

Last you remember Daatra was abusing your biggest weakness to calm you down. You can't even be mad that was probably the right thing to do.

And now you're all wearing towels?? Did you manage to wrap yourself up while still in TONIC IMMOBILITY? That's kind of impressive, to be honest.

Cekachii is blushing lots. "I-I don't think my towel's long enough!"

Daatra shrugs. "They're long enough for me."

"You're taller than me!!!"

"I dunno, maybe your giant tits are making it tighter than normal."

"My--!!!" Cekachii blushus even harder, not seeming to know how to respond to Daatra's up-front nature.

Keireer beams. "That just makes it more exciting, right?"

"No!?!?!?!?"

Really, you're the one who should be worried. You don't have feathers partially covering up your uh... l-lady bits like they do.

And while you're shorter than Cekachii, your um, chest, is a bit um... larger than hers. So you're in danger too if you bend your body too much!

Yeah, these towels are very much a temporary solution. You should get everyone to the MALL as soon as possible to buy replacements.

Suddenly you hear a male voice. "Oh, is this where you kids are hanging out?"
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No. 1094724 ID: 6290ec
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1094724

D-Daatra's father!

Her sexy male bat father!
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No. 1094725 ID: 6290ec
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1094725

See? I had your back~
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No. 1094726 ID: 6290ec
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1094726

"Oh, are these your new friends, babygirl?" he asks.

Daatra smirks. "They're Ceri's new friends, but I might end up adopting them too."

"That's wonderful! It's nice to see you branching out, Ceri! Your mom must be pleased as peaches."

"H-haha yeah she's pretty stoked," you say. "I'm not sure I've ever seen her so happy."

He offers a smile only a dad could offer, one full of pride. In a way, he's been something of a second father to you, after all.

that one neuron must be so happy right now

"In that case, let me help you out a bit. Our mansion's felt a bit empty since Daatra's mom passed away, so why don't you use it as a base of operations? You can bring new friends here to hang out while you're running around town! Then, once you're done making new friends, we can throw a big ol' party for them!"

That's pretty convenient. For some reason you feel you shouldn't have more than THREE PEOPLE with you at a time. If you were making a comic of your life, you certainly wouldn't want to draw more than that!

boy you hope you don't freak out and do something embarrassing at that party

A-anyway, Daatra probably won't come with you right now, so you're probably good to keep the birbs with you for the moment. You'll want to come here after meeting another new friend, so you can make room for more.

"Thanks, sir! I really appreciate that," you say.

"It's my pleasure. I bet Daatra will enjoy the company, too!"

Daatra lets out a huffy chirp.

Okay, your next move is probably to go to the mall for clothes (does this mean you'll be wearing a new OUTFIT? Oh geez.). For the moment...


Is there anything you'd like to talk to the others about?
Feel free to suggest questions to ask, or topics to bring up!
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No. 1094728 ID: be3107

>>1094725
What?

Well, thank Daatra for helping out! How good is the hold on your towel?
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No. 1094729 ID: 82e5d9

Cekachii, why is your chest huge? It does seem to humorously not help your situation! teehee
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No. 1094730 ID: 19ea25

>>1094726
The Neuron is very pleased. But given that things need to wind down lets talk about some cool stuff and interests!
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No. 1094731 ID: fa3034

>>1094726
Let's make a plan of attack here. You know where the store is located and because of Reasons™️ you know the guards' petrol routes. The three of you might need to sneak past some guards. ... Does everyone have money?
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No. 1094732 ID: 5f920e

...How is the path from here to the mall? You might get a lot of unwanted attention like this!
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No. 1094733 ID: c8380b

Hello I am that one neuron and I won't be happy until it's confirmed that Ceri's parents and Daatra's dad are a throuple.
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No. 1094734 ID: 7a406e

A whole system for this?
You should plan a convoluted route to the mall that will get you there with minimal attention on you! So you can keep prying eyes off of you and not have any nature snags against your single defenses.
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No. 1094742 ID: fa9b43

Give a bow to thank Daatra and her father, a big bow to show big respect~

>>1094734
Yes this too. Lets plan and figure out which convoluted route to take to sneak to the mall without being seen and without losing our towel on the way
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No. 1094744 ID: a7a180

Talk about any unreleased games you're looking forward to seeing soon.
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No. 1094748 ID: 1ff64e

How short could that towel really be on her? Let's find out! Try tossing Cekachii something to catch, or holding her hands, so she can't pull it down!

If it's really bad, suggest that she turns the towel vertically instead! That way it'll be long enough to cover her on top and bottom! She'll just need to keep a tight grip on it since it won't wrap...
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No. 1094750 ID: a6e868

Try not to think about guys seeing you like this, also nice fit.
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No. 1094752 ID: 9dbe90

>Keireer
Not a single worry in that head of hers, and it's wonderful. Cekachii seems to be stealing the group's bashfulness. Offer her a hand, tell her she looks cute/fine, and stand in front of her to help cover her. Embrace the calm.

Also, DILF bat spotted! Uh, Enhance Knockers? What's girl code say about crushing on your best friend's dad? Thank both of them for the very soft towels. Should you curtsy or bow or something? What does Daatra's Dad do?

Hey, can Mr. Daatra's Dad drive you to the mall? Totally not an excuse to hang out with him and Daatra a little longer. Might have to be careful about how you sit, and any convenient pot holes, but it'll get you into the action/mall faster. Need tactical insertion for this stealth mission. There are cute guys and books at the mall, after all.
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