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1087619 No. 1087619 ID: 6290ec

If we open our minds to the existence of other universes, there's no limit to the possibilities that we could experience in the world of boning.
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No. 1103971 ID: b1c103

Y, B, d
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No. 1103974 ID: d58817

Z, y
D, b
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No. 1103976 ID: c8380b

Oh no they're going to find the collars, ask you to turn into a dragon, and then make you their pet dragon! Truly you are doomed.

Daatra always said your affinity for cute bird girls would be your downfall.
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No. 1103977 ID: dbb67d

Z D
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No. 1103980 ID: 072480

C, B
Maybe Cekachii's embarrassment is getting to her. Z
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No. 1103987 ID: d30ef0

>>1103957
This. Maybe the vents are not cold right? ...are they?
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No. 1103994 ID: 0480e2

Z A
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No. 1104005 ID: 7a406e

Z C just don't think about the noise levels and what moving your head is going to do in this moment!
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No. 1104025 ID: b67223

A then C
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No. 1104034 ID: 9188de

But Ceri!
Think about how much sneaky point you will get from e-vent-ful situations like this! C, B, and Z.
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No. 1104035 ID: c553cb

>>1103938
Y

B , c

Hold your breath and hope she doesn't fart in your face!
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No. 1104041 ID: 4f903f

Oh I see you're already on the way to being our fire option outside of our control!
No and C Should be an easy way to diffuse your predicament.
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No. 1104051 ID: ebae20

Y She's so excited how can you say no to that
C, d
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No. 1104052 ID: 82e5d9

Stay still. But vibrate in panic.
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No. 1104064 ID: ba9785

YA fishies
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No. 1104065 ID: 07ae19

Absolutely do NOT flail your head's position around inadvertently causing new exciting problems (:3c) Z
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No. 1104211 ID: cf3f73

Y and B. Take her to see the fish, and hopefully staying perfectly still will prevent the situation from getting worse.
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No. 1104306 ID: 143a96
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1104306

How does this keep happening why is everything so lewd you're gonna lose it you're gonna lose it bad.

You have to get her attention. You cough. Then you cough harder. Oh gods please notice the situation I'm dying like literally for real!!!

Cekachii suddenly lurches forward. "*Surprised chirp!* O-OKAY! OKAY! YOU MADE YOUR POINT ABOUT LOOKING AT FISH WHILE NAKED! I-I just figured we've given up on getting clothes and could use a distraction..."

You weren't remotely trying to make a point, and in fact were your usual indecisive self when deciding to see the fish or not.

This is probably for the best, though. You don't want to spend another moment like this! It's so... improper! Yeah, let's stay on task.
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No. 1104307 ID: 143a96
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1104307

"Oh, we're giving up and doing something fun? I can think of something fun to do!" Keireer says cheerfully.

wh

what is she

oh no
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No. 1104308 ID: 143a96
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1104308

!!!!

S-she grabs your... your... b-buttocks!!!

"Whoa, you're tense!" she says as if it wasn't the most obvious thing in the world.

"YeEes!" You squeak in reply.

"I could help you relax!"

OH GODS THE TILDE MECHANIC EXISTS THERE IS NO ESCAPING TILDE THROUGHOUT SPACE AND TIME.

What'd you just say? Think?

Is this a fear response, to think random-ass thoughts?

You attempt to speak to Keireer, but all you can manage are several squeaks.

She suddenly pulls back. "Oh, actually! If they're selling big glass fishtanks, they probably have a cargo entrance or something to fit them through. Could be a quick way to exit the mall!"

Your voice cracks as you respond: "Okay fine! We can go through the petstore, but not to look at fish! We're just moving through to that cargo exit!"

Cekachii emits a chirp that starts with excitement then drops into disappointment, not unlike a slide-whistle. What even are birds.

You make your way to the pet store. Hmm... are the vents getting smaller? Ah, it's probably your imagination.
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No. 1104309 ID: 143a96
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1104309

OH NO IT'S fine actually you made it to the vent without issue.

"Do you see anyone out there?" you ask.

"I-I think we're probably clear? I can't see too much through the vent."

She carefully removes the vent, then hops through it. After a moment you hear her whisper up, "Yeah, I think we're good! Oh wow, look at all the fish! And-- oh! Is that a snake!? Snaaaaake~"

She hops off giddily... does she even care if someone sees her!?

Ah well... it's probably safe now. Time to follow her out.
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No. 1104310 ID: 143a96
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1104310

....

...Ah...

You're... stuck. You're stuck. You're stuck.

Your chubbiness finally hindered you in some way!!!!

Damn you, ice-cream! Daaaamn yooooou!!!!

"Do you want me to push?" Keireer asks from behind your behind.

"DO NOT PUSH." You already had one close call!


Okay, think! You gotta get out of this situation!

A: Have Cekachii pull and maybe Keireer push if needed.

B: Have Cekachii get help.

C: There might be a nearby source of... l...lubricant... wait why is your TILDE reacting.

D: Turning into a dragon would get you out of this situation, technically.
There may or may not be some damage done to the vent in the process.
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No. 1104311 ID: 82e5d9

Pulling time! Try sucking in your breath and stomach to make it easier for them to get you out. Thighs are more squishy than you think so it should be easy sliding out with force.
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No. 1104312 ID: 6b8094

C, or a but just let Keireer show you how this game is played.
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No. 1104313 ID: 5a5a39

Ab
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No. 1104315 ID: c5529d

Finally, it is time
time to do...
D!
Give us the D
there's no one around to see you do it besides your friends, and this seems like the perfect spot for it

secondary C
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No. 1104316 ID: 9188de

If Cekachii pulls, she should grab both arms and be ready to jump and crouch in the air so the full weight of the pull gets you out quick. A, C
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No. 1104319 ID: 273c18

>>1104310
A
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No. 1104320 ID: a76eee

A, C
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No. 1104321 ID: 7e2ac4

Just A
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No. 1104322 ID: cf3f73

A is probably your least embarrassing option. It's still mortifying, but your alternatives are to squirt yourself free, drag in more people to see ya nude, or go dragon and possibly squish the poor animals. Gotta balance our irresponsible suggestions with the responsible ones, else we'll be booted from Ceri's brain again.
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No. 1104323 ID: cc07ba

>>1104310
E So first off instead of stealing lubricant which slinko would have to draw every panal simply use your TELEKINESIS MAGIC to squeeze your love handles in as you slip through.
Secondly, reach into your stats screen and make ~ a gag stat so the author doesn't have to think about it except for when they think it would be funny during this intermission universe NO NUMBERS ONLY FUNNIES
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No. 1104324 ID: b67223

B then A
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No. 1104325 ID: cb76eb

Cd
Discretion might be prudent here. Failing that, shock and awe.
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No. 1104326 ID: 861ceb

A
d
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No. 1104327 ID: 73a678

>>1104310
A, because being embarrassed in front of MAYBE two people is much better than being embarrassed in front of more than that number.
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No. 1104328 ID: 6c233e

C, A
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No. 1104329 ID: 4e436a

C
C
C
C
C
C
C
C
C
C
C
C
C
C
C
C
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No. 1104331 ID: fffe44

Primary C, secondary D. Cekachii already seems quite prepared to "contribute", and Keireer would clearly be eager to help.
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No. 1104332 ID: 25c93b

A C Also wow gracious what a spot to get stuck!
One way or another, you're getting help or handsy!
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No. 1104333 ID: 0db8d3

The answer is D.
The answer is ALWAYS D!
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No. 1104338 ID: 0480e2

A B
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No. 1104339 ID: f2fd2c

A,C For ACK IM STUCK
A: thighs are hardly inflexible, but you WILL get Tilde~ from it
~C: Just give up, Give in, you're supposed to be naked you silly reptile, and so are birds! so why not have some from while your at it
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No. 1104340 ID: c8380b

This is probably one of the worst places to officially start your gay bird harem. Option A.
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No. 1104342 ID: f2fd2c

*from->fun
it's amazing, how often we tie!
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No. 1104354 ID: c5793c

A+C, give it the ol' double bird slip-n-ceri and see where things go~
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No. 1104355 ID: 3ce90e

>>1104310
>Damn you, ice-cream! Daaaamn yooooou!!!!
Hey, don't blame the ice cream! You're going to hurt it's feelings!

Besides, it's not the ice cream's fault. You need to blame whoever installed these vents for not making them big enough for someone to have an impromptu sneaking adventure!

>What do?
Primary: A
Secondary: c
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No. 1104356 ID: 04e6e3

C A
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No. 1104357 ID: b1c103

D, c
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No. 1104360 ID: d30887

You're a water dragon and that's four box of water. Do the four box.
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No. 1104379 ID: 9ff3a9

C. I mean, water IS a lubricant, and you're probably a water dragon, right? Could you not manipulate some of the nearby water from the fish tanks, perhaps?
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No. 1104499 ID: ebae20

C, b
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No. 1104586 ID: 124485

>>1104355
Do this one
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No. 1104715 ID: 37da17

>>1104310
chubbiness has not hundered you it speaks to you saying you are not chubby enough as icecream is never wrong put a N in its name and its Nicecream you can trust a name like that
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No. 1105023 ID: 143a96
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1105023

>it's amazing, how often we tie!
You're above such things as making decisions! That task falls to the mortals, not dragons such as yourself!

....

For a brief moment, you hoped thinking that would make you cringe so hard you fall through the vent.

>Hey, don't blame the ice cream! You're going to hurt it's feelings!
Oh-- sorry! You know I love you BB.

The current situation is proof of that.

>Give in, you're supposed to be naked you silly reptile, and so are birds!
P-preposterous! Can you even imagine what'd it be like living in a world where reptilians and avians had no nudity taboo and in fact considered it perfectly normal to walk around with their junk hanging out??

Well, maybe not 'hanging out' with their flat chests and internal bits.

And in fact, without a nudity taboo you probably wouldn't have grown up as shy as you are. In fact, is it possible there's a version of you out there that embraces nudity? Who even, gods forbid, enjoys it?

No way. That'd just be unrealistic character writing.

Besides, being okay with nudity wouldn't get you unstuck, it'd just make you slightly less freaked out about it.

>Try sucking in your breath and stomach to make it easier for them to get you out.
Right! Of course! That combined with the birbs helping should get you out of this mess!

The mess of being stuck, at least. Your brain has locked away thoughts of the other aspect of your situation for your sanity.
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No. 1105024 ID: 143a96
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1105024

"H-hey, can you help? I'm kinda um... stuck..." you say.

"Fiiiiiiiiish~" Cekachii replies. Or rather, she says to herself.

"C-Cekachii! I-I could really use a hand!"

"Fishy fishy fish~"

"Cekachii...! I'm a water dragon so if you help me you're kinda sorta touching a fish maybe!"
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No. 1105025 ID: 143a96
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1105025

oh that's physical contact

"Oh! Ceri you should have told me you needed help!"

you feel you are playing with fire and not literal fire this time at least not yet

"Here, let me pull you free!"

"W-wait I should tell Keireer to push--"
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No. 1105026 ID: 143a96
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1105026

*POP*

*WHAP!*

Ah.

That.

That would have really hurt if your ARMO(U)R wasn't so high.
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No. 1105027 ID: 143a96
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1105027

You help Keireer down.
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No. 1105028 ID: 143a96
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1105028

You help your third companion down.


Wait.

A: Yeah you and three companions that makes sense.
Haha. Hahahaha. Sanity--

B: Oh gods they're naked.
Can we go back to clothes already!?

C: AH! SCARY! LOB FIRE AT IT!
Oh right it's off cooldown isn't it.

D: LOB A DRAGON AT IT.
Wait, where are you getting a dragon at a time like-- oh. Oooohh.
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No. 1105029 ID: 9188de

Well there isn't immediate hostility over trespassing like this so probably don't use your fire yet, we need to time it for more clothes around us later!
B. Another little freakout!
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No. 1105030 ID: 25c93b

Slowly sink away from the situation... (also why are they naked B)
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No. 1105031 ID: ba9785

C Spy check! er um it's important to... test fire safety?

Or maybe A this is fine.
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No. 1105032 ID: c5529d

A. Just go with it!
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No. 1105033 ID: 7e2ac4

Uhhhhh. B? C?
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No. 1105034 ID: 273c18

>>1105028
D, b
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No. 1105035 ID: 849406

B, A! Also that is NOT a bird.
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No. 1105036 ID: d1f31f

D, a: Throwing a dragon at it usually solves most problems, right? Otherwise Protective Neurons: Engage you've always had 3 companions in the vents, always, you just forgot.
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No. 1105037 ID: 63ca77

A
Embrace the fact that your life is out of control and this is just a thing, now.
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No. 1105038 ID: 96577e

D, a. Just three girls and a dragon hanging out behind a pet store!
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No. 1105039 ID: a6e868

Well this is curious.
...B.
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No. 1105040 ID: 82e5d9

It must be the store's security RUN (C, B)
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No. 1105041 ID: 6645ca

A and B - This might just be your fate now
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No. 1105042 ID: 124485

>>1105026
Did Cekachii grow spiky tentacles while she was pulling you free?

>>1105028
B , a
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No. 1105043 ID: c5793c

A and B, you're making so many new friends today that you just didn't notice tbis one. But commence freakout and see of the store has fishnets or something to wear! Mmmm fishnets, totally fashinable and not revealing at all!
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No. 1105044 ID: 4e436a

B, d
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No. 1105047 ID: cb76eb

Db
PANIK DRAGON
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No. 1105049 ID: f055e7

It's a fish store, of course they have fishnets.
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No. 1105050 ID: 861ceb

A

just go with it so you're no longer outnumbered by the birds.
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No. 1105051 ID: b67223

B then A
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No. 1105052 ID: 6c233e

B, A
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No. 1105053 ID: d30887

A) She followed you because she has about as much bad luck with clothes as you do. Ask her if she has a plan for clothes.
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No. 1105054 ID: 10a192

>>1105028
Having a second reptilian girl here to offset some of the bird attention is a good thing for you. You'll only have to worry about being domesticated half as often, now.

Go look at fish.
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No. 1105055 ID: b1c103

D, a
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No. 1105056 ID: 73a678

>>1105028
To reiterate. You are naked thanks to a series of highly improbable events involving a lake and fire. Two other individuals now are WILLINGLY naked because apparently they find it whatever.

To reiterate, FIRE HAS BEEN INVOLVED.

You SNUCK THROUGH THE VENTS OF A MALL FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO NOT BE EMBARRASED AFTER ONE OF YOU ASSAULTED A RANDOM CIVILIAN.

Sanity has LONG since called in sick for the day, you might as well admit it and embrace the lunacy.

A. Roll with it. Just fuckin' roll with it.
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No. 1105057 ID: 19ea25

A, B
You've always had a third friend. Why wouldn't you have a third friend? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THREE FRIENDS.
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No. 1105058 ID: 072480

Fucking thing SPOTTED C, B
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No. 1105059 ID: dbb67d

This is a lot of... whatever this is. B
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No. 1105062 ID: f2e2c7

Sweet new friend!
A, b
Or you could, y'know, pretend you are sane for ONE(1) moment and ask her about herself
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No. 1105063 ID: 57ec6f

B D
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No. 1105065 ID: 23cf5d

Just accept it already, it's weird enough as is.
A, B
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No. 1105066 ID: f14228

A, d

Extreme measures are required of your neurons. Their sacrifice will be remembered. In a nonspecific way.
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No. 1105067 ID: 0480e2

B D
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No. 1105068 ID: bfd8fc

A, you don't remember there being four of you, but maybe your friends clone themselves when stressed? Magic exists, they could totally do that. Take cues from how your friends respond to their presence.
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No. 1105069 ID: b4cd2d

D, C.

Chaos, chaos, chaos!
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No. 1105071 ID: d30ef0

B, C
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No. 1105073 ID: 7a406e

How stealthy were they to follow us and we didn't notice?!
B C.
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No. 1105075 ID: 3c49d0

>>1105028
…………ask how they didn't get stuck like you did?

B/a
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No. 1105103 ID: 795471

E their, nude, use your hands to cover their bits, this is purely out of the goodness of your heart with no ulterior motive.
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No. 1105106 ID: 803762

D, b
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