ICE
CAN
END

BIG
FAT
HAM

ANT
BIG
YES

Tri 2020/04/17(Fri)05:59 No. 962262 ID: cadb36
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FLY, TAR, BIG

THE words boom in your dozing brain like an insistent alarm clock.

What a magnificent triad YOU have. THE power to give things THE gift of fluttering little wings or send them hurtling away, THE power to summon AND control THE dark distillate AND THE power to make things huge.

BUT those words ARE sounding more AND more like an alarm clock.

YOU solve THE perplexing mysteries that VEX YOU by opening your EYEs, tensing your BOD AND then HAH, HYA, HUT! OUT of BED YOU spring.

Tri 2020/04/17(Fri)06:00 No. 962263 ID: cadb36
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YOU seem to be in your bedroom. First clue: the BED.

THE noise WAS actually a dream, because YOU do NOT OWN an alarm clock!

It seems awfully bright FOR THE middle of THE night. That MAY make getting back to sleep hard. YOU need your NAP, YOU have an early start today. YOU ARE supposed to be on THE opening shift at THE burger shop.

Tri 2020/04/17(Fri)06:00 No. 962264 ID: cadb36
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Oh wait, YOU're running late!

Wait no don't wait!

1) GET ready! (HOW?)

2) Procrastinate! (WHY?)

3) There's no time, leave immediately! (NOW!)

Shit, go NOW. WHO cares about HOW YOU ARE dressed, YOU will be behind THE counter most of THE DAY so no ONE should SEE YOU in your panties.

Getting an early start on being a bad enough something, I see.

>>962264
Get ready!

Step 1: Summon everything you require with wings (except liquids or furniture).

Step 2: Unsummon wings on things.

Step 2.5: If this is the first time you display use of cool cosmic powers, spend 1 1/2 minute in silent gaping shock, before remembering you still need to go to work.

Step 3: Hop in your clothes and eat whatever snack you have lying about. Now you should be ready for work!

Get ready. Get BIG!

whatever you do use flight on self to get to work faster.

GET BIG FLY

Let us be the albatross around our own neck.

Leave NOW! The ninjas can't keep getting away with this!

Tri 2020/04/18(Sat)07:04 No. 962400 ID: cadb36
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Time's a wasting, YOU have to go. No DIP in THE TUB, YOU won't have a BIT to EAT, YOU won't SIP some TEA AND your clothes ARE fine: YOU won't even DON a HAT.

BUT YOU have to move fast AND SET a good example. YOU definitely are NOT a BAD enough employee to GET fired.

YOU USE THE BIG ART! YOU triple in size. NOW YOU CAN be sure that everyone at work looks up to YOU.

YOU'll be behind THE counter most of THE DAY, everything will work OUT.

Tri 2020/04/18(Sat)07:04 No. 962401 ID: cadb36
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CAN YOU be faster than fast? YOU USE THE FLY ART! YOU summon little wings on yourself to GET in to work faster. This time YOU made BAT wings, nice!

YOU flutter to THE door, it's slightly faster than walking.

Tri 2020/04/18(Sat)07:05 No. 962402 ID: cadb36
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Look OUT, a Ninja BOT is in THE apartment hallway! It CAN't keep getting away with this! There's rampant ninja-based crime lately AND consumer electronics ARE NOT THE exception.

Ninja BOT wants to fight!

1) Maybe this means it wants to chat. (SAY)

2) Sometimes a fight is just a fight. (HIT)

3) There's no time FOR this! (RUN)

no time, you're running late, use fly on the bot to hurl him into the air and keep going towards work.

RUN!
USE TAR on THE floor as YOU RUN away so that if THE ninja chases YOU, it will have trouble keeping up if it chases after YOU as it steps in THE TAR on THE floor.

oh, AND lock THE door so it doesn't invade THE house.

HIT HIM in THE COG!

RUN

GET away from THE BOT, your work awaits NOW!

Tri 2020/04/18(Sat)23:44 No. 962539 ID: cadb36
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"bzzzt, NOW we will fight." the Ninja BOT SAYs.

"YOU thought that YOU could stall until my battery WAS flat, BUT i brought my charger today! your meaty pacifism is as ILL conceived as ALL flesh, beep boop!"

As much as this clearly WAS your plan to deal with this uppity toaster, there's no time for it ANY more. Strange though, YOU don't remember randomly picking fights with ANY ninjas or BOTs recently. Perhaps they were in disguise?

There's no time FOR this! YOU bravely lock THE door AND RUN away. YOU USE THE TAR ART to spray a slick of slippery AND sticky TAR behind you.

Tri 2020/04/18(Sat)23:45 No. 962540 ID: cadb36
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THE Ninja BOT slips AND sticks in your impromptu TAR PIT.

"TAR? i hate TAR! YOU'll PAY FOR this someday, bzzzt! THE revenge boolean will be SET to true!"

Definitely nothing to worry about YOU decide.

Tri 2020/04/18(Sat)23:45 No. 962541 ID: cadb36
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OUT THE window YOU go.

Fire escapes ARE a fast WAY to THE ground, BUT YOU have little BAT wings so YOU CAN be faster than fast.

BUT down below is...

1) A food stand, grab breakfast on THE go. (EAT)

2) A kitten stuck up a tree. (CAT)

3) Nothing, go to work already! (JOB)

A kitten stuck up a tree? This sounds like a job for our BIG! It will PAY to PRY CAT from OAK!

>>962544
Sure!

USE BIG on CAT.
Create BIG THE CAT

It should fall out of the tree on its own.

Tri 2020/04/20(Mon)05:56 No. 962727 ID: cadb36
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Down LOW there's a helpless animal that is trapped up a tree. YOU must protect it from itself, as YOU hope others might some DAY do THE same FOR YOU.

YOU know it will PAY to PRY THE CAT from this OAK.

Tri 2020/04/20(Mon)05:57 No. 962728 ID: cadb36
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HOW do YOU GET a CAT OUT of a tree?

You stand on someone else's shoulders to reach them!
...wait, maybe they should SIT on yours instead.

can you cast big on yourself and pick up the cat and put it down?

FLY up AND grab it

CAT: scratch weird person trying to grab YOU everywhere

>>962733
We would have to cast TWO BIG!

>>962574

>>962574
do it

then FLY it to work.

Tri 2020/04/22(Wed)02:55 No. 963006 ID: cadb36
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YOU could enlist someone to help, combining your BIG with their ability to SIT on your shoulders, BUT an even better kind of co-operation comes to YOU.

YOU BIG THE CAT, then YOU TWO BIG THE CAT AND SO ON until it is TOO BIG to stay in THE OAK. THE branch snaps AND THE CAT falls to THE ground BUT as everyone knows CATs always land on their feet.

Tri 2020/04/22(Wed)02:56 No. 963007 ID: cadb36
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"Miaow?" THE CAT SAYs. That means thank YOU.

YOU mount your noble steed. It's so soft! YOU feel a rumbling purr as YOU GET ready to take OFF AND FLY to your JOB. This is your best idea ALL DAY!

Tri 2020/04/22(Wed)02:57 No. 963008 ID: cadb36
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"YOU stop right there TRI!"

A BAD COP BARs your WAY!

"What makes YOU think YOU're allowed to FLY a CAT to work, HUH? No-ONE is going ANYwhere until YOU explain WHY YOU deserve this!"

YOU know he's BAD because THE cool police would have high-fived YOU instead. YOU know he's a COP because of HIS HAT. YOU know he's really strong because of HIS name.

What should YOU do?

CUZ I am RAD and I LET THE CAT OUT of ITS BAG! THE BAG is a metaphor FOR THE tree, YOU SEE?

I think you'll find...
MAI BIG CAT in within THE PAW LAW.

"Do YOU SEE a LAW saying I CAN't? Do YOU have a warrant FOR my arrest? I DID NOT think so! IT'S YOU that HAS to explain WHY, NOT me!"

Suprised he isnt stopping us FOR being underdressed

support >>963015

>>963008
He's GOT a point. AIR traffic LAW doesn't account FOR FLYing CATs. Keep THE skies clear!

Make HIS HAT FLY so he won't have a HAT and thus won't be a COP AND then he can't stop YOU

Tri 2020/04/28(Tue)05:27 No. 964066 ID: cadb36
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YOU LET THE BAD COP know that YOU ARE RAD, that YOU LET THE CAT OUT of its BAG AND that BAG means tree. It's called a metaphor. Doesn't he SEE?

HIS mustache bristles ominously as he GETs in your face. "THE only thing I'm going to SEE is YOU in jail!"

He doesn't have a warrant FOR your arrest, YOU protest. BIG CATs are purrfectly permissible under PAW LAW. He HAS to explain WHY YOU don't deserve to FLY a CAT!

"Where is your kitty litter BAG?" he ASKs. "AND pants?"

Tri 2020/04/28(Tue)05:27 No. 964067 ID: cadb36
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...

Tri 2020/04/28(Tue)05:27 No. 964068 ID: cadb36
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YOU send HIS HAT flying.

THE BAD COP is reduced to a bald coot AND no longer HAS THE LAW on HIS side. He's helpless to stop YOU!

"Rrrr?" THE CAT SAYs. That means "Acquitted!"

Tri 2020/04/28(Tue)05:28 No. 964069 ID: cadb36
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YOU spur your CAT steed AND it springs up clear into THE SKY.

It's such a clear DAY, what should YOU do next?

1) Celebrate your victory somehow! (JOY)

2) Oh no an aeroplane!? (JET)

3) Go. To. Work. (JOB)

C. Hurry up! It's time to ERN YER PAY!

>>964069
The people need burgers! It is your purpose, your calling! JOB!

JET
lets PUT some suspense into this story.

even worse, IT IS DRIVEN BY A NINJA BOT!!!

C

>>964069
Celebrate with some rum or such. It's a bit early in the day but who cares?

>>964069
Do YOU remember WHY YOU're NOT wearing pants right NOW? That's right! YOU ARE in a hurry! YOU ARE almost late! So go do your JOB!

Tri 2020/05/03(Sun)01:05 No. 964748 ID: cadb36
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YOU have saved ONE CAT from the peril of OAK, BUT NOW YOU need to save many people from THE worst danger of ALL: starvation!

THE people need burgers! It is your purpose, your calling! AND YOU need to earn your PAY!

YOU cooperate with gravity to streak OUT of THE SKY like a shooting star to THE street that Bird Burg is on. THE CAT lands on its feet, YOU HOP OFF AND THE CAT curls up FOR a NAP.

Tri 2020/05/03(Sun)01:06 No. 964749 ID: cadb36
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"Well look what THE CAT dragged in." your boss SAYs. "I SEE YOU made it here, despite my directions."

What, is your boss in league with THE ninjas AND THE police??? What kind of conspiracy is this, it goes ALL THE WAY to THE TOP!!!

Your boss looks at YOU with world weary dismay, like SHE's looking at an idiot.

"YOU didn't check your phone, DID YOU? ALL THE burgers in THE city have been stolen by ninjas. Maybe YOU could have prevented this with your dumb superpowers if YOU were actually on time FOR once. Shift's cancelled, go home. Also, give me TWO reasons to NOT fire YOU."

Oh no! YOU won't GET your PAY if YOU don't have your JOB!

>>964749
>"I SEE YOU made it here, despite my directions."
I WAS NOT expecting that reference.

>Also, give me TWO reasons to NOT fire YOU.
"I am adorable AND I CAN GET THE burgers back. BUT mostly THE second ONE."

YOU CAN BIG FRY FOR BIG YUM.

YOU GOT FLY LEG AND HOT BUM.

1 - YOU ARE NOT a ninja.
2 - YOU CAN GET them BAK.

2 reasons WHY to NOT fire TRI
1. I do NOT make FOR a tasty burger if YOU SET me on fire to cook.
2. >>964762 >I CAN GET them BAK.

1.PEP (YOU have the NRG to GET the JOB DUN)
2.NTR (YOU DID kiss her boyfriend TWO times, BUT you feel BAD NOW)
3.TAR (YOU ARE very useful, come FIX the parking LOT DAY)

ONE: Because YOU CAN GET everything back

TWO: SHE HAS an EYE or TWO always looking at your BUM when SHE thinks YOU ARE NOT looking. I mean THE JOB interview WAS just HER asking YOU TOO bend over AND pick things up over AND over again.

Tri 2020/05/04(Mon)02:06 No. 964891 ID: cadb36
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YOU LET THE boss know YOU have style AND YOU have PEP, YOU CAN GET THE burgers back.

AND TWO, YOU know YOU only GOT this JOB because of your HOT BOD. YOU've spotted HER EYE on your cute BUM when SHE thinks YOU won't SEE. YOU're adorable!

"That's TWO reasons BUT YOU have to prove it!" THE boss bird decrees.

YOU take your first step with ONE FLY LEG on a journey to defeat those ninjas, return burgers to THE city AND save your JOB.

Tri 2020/05/04(Mon)02:06 No. 964892 ID: cadb36
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THE boss blocks your path. SHE's looking pretty steamed!

"Stop right there!!! YOU need TWO! Prove YOU're sexy!!! Do something HOT right NOW!!!"

PAW THE ASS AND TIT. IT'S HOT.

Well if SHE insists. Give HER a LAP dance. bring HER TOO ONE of the booths AND give HER a good and proper LAP dance. Remember to show lots of LEG AND give HER a good view of your ASS when YOU CAN. Then when SHE is ALL HOT AND bothered END it by giving HER head a HUG with your thighs AND ASK if that WAS HOT enough FOR HER.

PEE on the floor.

BIG your breasts

Go TWO BIG and HUG THE bird. Whisper that YOU will be taking this ONE to go.

>>964891
Flap your wings alluringly.

>>964991
The ones on your head.

>>964901
Gotta go with THE classic.

Tri 2020/05/21(Thu)04:48 No. 967364 ID: cadb36
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YOU flap your wings alluringly as YOU PAW THE ASS AND TIT. That's pretty HOT. Next YOU go TWO BIG AND YOU BIG your breasts, thinking this bird will like THE BIG TIT.

SHE's weakening! YOU HUG the swooning bird AND whisper YOU will be taking this ONE to go. SHE murmurs, "YES!"

YOU haven't been fired AND YOU've recruited a NEW companion to replace NAP CAT! Smooth!

Tri 2020/05/21(Thu)04:49 No. 967365 ID: cadb36
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THE restaurant door bursts open.

"Damn u TRI, gotta kill u both because of u!!!"

Oh no, that's your junior coworker, BOB Person. He WAS a Ninja SPY ALL along or something!

He's GOT a GUN!

>>967365
LET HIM COP THE BIG TIT FOR THE GAT

quick, us FLY on HIS GUN TOO throw OFF HIS AIM AND then USE TAR on HIM TOO keep HIM from running away.

Wait a minute... is he naked under that apron? HOW kinky would that be if that is true?

...

shall we find OUT? FLY HIS apron!

TAR GUN to JAM it. Then SIT on HIM.

>>967365
BIG HIS HAT and by that I mean headband so it turns into a blindfold! Then BIG his bullets so he can't shoot his gun! If physics are in effect...

>>967365
TAR HIM!

>>967366
>>967371
Combine these TWO.

1/3 Tri 2020/11/13(Fri)21:29 No. 980981 ID: c57fb0
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>LET HIM COP THE BIG TIT FOR THE GAT
YOU don't need HIS GUN that BAdly.

>TAR GUN to JAM it.
YOU TAR HIS GUN.

"I wanted to shoot u with that!" BOB Person THE Ninja SPY shouts. He flings THE GUN away in digust.

2/3 Tri 2020/11/13(Fri)21:29 No. 980982 ID: c57fb0
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>Then SIT on HIM.
YOU stride over AND SIT on HIM. He's like a little lumpy water BED.

YOU guess YOU've WON. Amazing!

3/3 Tri 2020/11/13(Fri)21:30 No. 980983 ID: c57fb0
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"I wanted to avoid this! DAMN U!" BOB howls.

YOU feel your NEW water BED deflate AND warp. BOB Person wasn't just a Ninja SPY, he's a POD person TOO?! He's turning into a BAD copy of YOU, in more ways than ONE!

HOW do YOU defeat a weird GOO YOU?

>>980983
GOO is slow, if YOU just RUN it won't be able to keep up

GET GOO YOU HOT AND DRY VIA DIP into a deep FRYer!

USE FLY on GOO YOU TOO FLY them TOO THE deep FRYer.

Tri 2020/11/15(Sun)00:01 No. 981030 ID: c57fb0
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GOO is slow, YOU just duck through THE door AND RUN inside as your POD person clone takes shape. THE boss bird RUNs with YOU.

THE ninjas might have stolen ALL THE burgers, BUT YOU CAN still fry up some potatoes, or even BAD GOO YOUs! YOU will GET HER HOT AND DRY VIA DIP in a deep FAT FRY.

GOO YOU HAS shambled inside AND SHE's TWO (2x) BIG just like YOU. SHE won't FIT in the FRYer!

THE evil YOU wipes some drool from HER mouth and SAYs that this is what u look like: very stupid. It's very hurtful! Your morale is starting to waver!

"Don't wreck THE kitchen!" your boss chirps behind YOU. "We better be able to reopen once YOU GET THE patties AND BUNs back, or your BUNs ARE toast!"

This is very stressful! What to do?!

Take this epic slap fight outside. Bait OUR POD FOE into matching you becoming TRI BIG, then SIX BIG and so forth, until tripping them with a CAR! The bigger they ARE, the harder they fall.

GOT a walk in freezer? Could YOU lure HER in there AND TAR HER inside trapping HER and freeze DRYing her?

If NOT then... uh, un-BIG HER shirt AND underwear to restrict HER movement AND give HER a wedgie to stun HER. Then USE that moment TOO RUN OUT THE back AND lure HER outside where YOU CAN TAR HER without your boss getting MAD at YOU ruining the restaurant.

TAR copy's drool so that TAR is in your copy's mouth

>>981030
Can you turn GOO into GOOD

>>981170
EWW, turn a TRI letter word into a four letter word? We're NOT degenerates here.

Tri 2021/10/03(Sun)23:45 No. 1012347 ID: 6e0aad
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Maybe THE freezer? No, YOU have to protect THE kitchen AND your JOB! Better make this fight take OUT!

YOU wonder if YOU CAN somehow turn a GOO YOU into a GOO'D' YOU, BUT THE idea of extending a three (3) letter word into something else is repulsive AND frightening!

YOU threaten to un-BIG GOO YOU's clothes AND give her a wedgie as YOU move towards THE back door.

"I know u r a liar, u dumb triangle idiot!" GOO YOU scoffs as SHE lurches after you.

Oh no, SHE knows that YOU CAN NOT un-BIG a thing with your current TRI ART. That's THE opposite of BIG! YOU'd have to END it or start NEW or something! YOU don't know HOW to do that right NOW!

"OUT, OUT!" your boss screeches from THE door as THE TWO of YOU face OFF in THE alley.

YOU TAR GOO YOU, right in THE JAW!

HAH, WHO's the BIG, drooling, TRI idiot NOW, HUH?

Tri 2021/10/03(Sun)23:45 No. 1012348 ID: 6e0aad
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GOO YOU grabs your boss.

"Mmmph, mmphf u mmph mmfh mmph!" SHE SAYs. That WAS probably a threat.

"Aaaah! YOU're fired!" your boss AND NEW companion shrieks at your doppelganger. "GET your BIG, cute, copycat butt OUT of here! TRI, save me or YOU ARE fired!"

Oh no, maybe it WAS seduction?! Either WAY, it looks like GOO YOU is about to steal your girl away!

Your self confidence HAS taken a serious blow! Your TRI ARTs have a chance of failure!

HOW ARE YOU going to GET OUT of this?

Have we figured out how to END yet???

BIG your boss so SHE will be TOO BIG to be held like that

>>1012348
GET COP. You are not qualified to negotiate a hostage situation.

BIG your boss! Then team up and just pummel the goo.

BIG your boss and WIN! Counter GOO YOU's HIT on your boss with an actual HIT.

BIG your boss OUT of GOO YOU’s grasp. Then FLY yourself at GOO YOU AND tackle HER away from your girlfriend.