>>193088
TESSA!!!

Amber

Tessa

Tessa up in dis hoe.

Go for Tessa

Tessa.

Tessa

Tessa. Later: Zealot.

Amber

amber

>>193088
Mewtwo! Mewtwo!
...Oh wait...Yeah, Amber.

Interlude 2 TESSA 2010/06/17(Thu)21:48 No. 195125 ID: f82d85
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Ah... you know, there's so many small things in life you don't realize until you take time to notice them. Like waking up in a bed alone. As I put off the moment of getting up, I think again to the source for my deep contentment.

I'm loved. Someone loves me.

>>195125
Masturbate
then go do rocket stuff
or quit team rocket and marry steve

>>195125
Think of Steve penetrating you, then try not to do anything explicit. That would be inappropriate.

>>195125
Naw. Nobody actually loves you.

Damn right. Now be a little less crazy and he'll love you more.

TESSA 2010/06/18(Fri)01:48 No. 195266 ID: f82d85
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>>195129

I'm not gonna masturbate in front of you! I don't do that kind of stuff anymore. For just anyone.

Leaving Team Rocket... I dunno. The idea makes me afraid. This is where I've been for a year now. It feels like home way more than the hospital did. I do think it's gonna interfere with my future with Steve. I need to think about how to start down that path. Zealot's not gonna be happy. He gets real personal with people who wanna leave.

>>195151

Oh hush. You're one of those old voices.

>>195163

Huh? What do I do that's crazy? I'm spontaneous.

>>195145

Right, nothing explicit. That was the old me. I won't think of Steve... penetrating me at all. There's too much to -oh- occupy my mind with. I don't know. What's the first step then? I wanna be with him. This time apart's killing me.

>>195266
Well first of all you need to track him down. You can't be with him if you don't know where he's at.

Think back to what exactly happened that night.

Dammit, I feel sorry for her

>>195266
I've heard that a Tessa/Ditto DoubleTeam attack would be Super Effective against a Steve.

You should consider it.

>>195266
Make your Ditto turn into weird things to entertain yourself.

Tell Ditto to transform into you. Hmm, maybe we can escape with it pretending to be you.

>>195430

that sounds like a waste of a perfectly good ditto.

TESSA 2010/06/19(Sat)09:27 No. 195789 ID: f82d85
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>>195279

Right! That's the first step, obviously! I need to go and find Steve, and then together we can do anything. Love will find a way.

>>195301

That night... It makes me smile to just think about it. Steve and I went to a movie, and there we made passionate love for nearly a half hour. Then, afterwards, he told me he loved me and wanted to be with me forever. I started to cry a little, I'm not going to lie. He held me, and I think we had sex one more time. I'm not honestly very sure, I was kind of emotionally spent by that time. I think he told me that we couldn't be together at the moment though, because I'm in Team Rocket and he's not. I've... never had anyone told me they love me before.

>>195329 >>195430 >>195741

Hmm. Using Ditto to fool Team Rocket in some way isn't a terrible idea. Ditto is very good at mimicking me. I just don't know how I would get it back. Ditto's my favorite pokemon. It looks like it's sleeping right now. Unless you guys can think of a clever way to use it I don't think I'm comfortable leaving it here. I also can't think of anything in particular I want it to transform into, sorry.

>>195325

Hehe... I don't think there's any way he won't like that. Ditto plays a very convincing me.

Alright I'm gonna start to get dressed. So, should I head to Saffron City or something? Maybe Lavender Town. Should I just... leave here, do you think? Team Rocket probably won't look for me for a bit, but they will come eventually.

Use ditto to fake your own death. He can practice his transformations by making some gore.

Yeah that's a good idea. Fake your death, dye your hair and go to Steve. The only question is how to fake a good death.

>>195789
Just go find Steve. Once your together with him Team Rocket won't be able to touch you. He will be able to keep you safe. And bring your Ditto along.

And if your team mates ask you where you're going then tell them you're going to find Steve to pay him back. He did kind of defeat you after all and I'm sure they will buy the whole revenge angle.

>>195789
Rub your bare naked breasts all over ditto
tease that little fucker until he's all hard and stiff.
Then use him like you would Steve's dick.

>>195789
Wake ditto up, make it turn into a hot woman and lez out with it.

>>195789
>>195840
Make a Voltorb or an Elecrobe use Self-destruct on Ditto disguised as you in your house in the middle of the night, then escape without anyone noticing, you can take them both to the Pokemon Center later, so it's almost no harm done.

TESSA 2010/08/26(Thu)21:53 No. 222555 ID: f82d85
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>>195794 >>204378 >>195840

Faking my death could work. The only problem is thinking up a good plan. The only big deal with the voltorb plan is that Ditto blood doesn't stay around like human blood. I was thinking faking my death in a river, where the remains would logically wash away. Maybe blow up a ship out in the ocean.

>>195923 >>196479

Not... I'm in the middle of something! Later.

>>195881

That could work. The others are pretty passionate, they might believe that of me as well. I'll say I'm looking for more info for now, and if they press I'll admit to wanting revenge. Seems the safest way.

Now, I have two basic ways to leave this place. There's the top exit. That's easier to get to but harder to crawl out of. It comes out into an inactive volcano, but I'd have to climb out. I doubt I'd run into many Team Rocket Members.

There's also the main entrance, but I'd certainly run into someone that way.... maybe ever HER.

>>222555

If you're going to use the revenge excuse, you need to act normally. Which means that you should use the front door.

>>222567
That's a fair point actually. You aren't a prisoner or organized military or anything are you? You should be able to come and go without too much question being asked.

The front door is a lot less suspicious as long as you can play it cool. Who is SHE?

>>222555
Lets go with the front door. I'm sure you could handle any bitch standing in your way.

TESSA 2010/09/02(Thu)10:33 No. 224967 ID: f82d85
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>>222567

Alright, let's take the front door then. good idea.

>>222590

The problem is that depending who I run into, I could get detained. I'm one of the higher ups in Team Rocket, so my lack of presence probably wouldn't even be questioned for a bit. Depending on who finds me now, however, things could get tricky. If I just say that I'm out for revenge to the wrong person, they'll look for something for me to do. If SHE finds me then she'll have found something to do.

As for being a prisoner... no? Sort of. Zealot expects total loyalty. I'm one of his trusted troops, and can basically do what I want. Everyone can certainly move around and do things, they're not forced into cages, but I'd be lying if I said it was 100% free will here. Zealot hates defectors.

>>222933

SHE is Bernice. Bernice... well, I don't know a good way of saying violent lesbian, so there.

>>223603

I certainly can handle any bitch in my way. I got past the break hall no problem, but it looks like there's one guy ahead. Probably Lenny, judging from the nose. Lenny might be a problem. He tends to snitch to Zealot a lot.

How do you think I should approach this?

>>224967
Have Ditto turn into a naked woman and run down the hallway in the opposite direction you're going in. Then sneak past him. Ditto should be able to make its way back to you later.

What pokemon do you have besides Ditto?

>>224967
Start the fire alarm. That will quickly clear everyone out and you can sneak away at the same time. Better yet, actually set the base on fire!

First of all, just walk straight out like you own the place. That faggot isn't your boss and you don't answer to him. The idea about going out of the front door is to avoid suspicion for as long as possible, so any sort of distraction that is either tied to you or during which time you disappeared will lead to immediate pursuit.

If he stops you and asks you what you're doing, just say it's none of his business. If he has some sort of authority to ask you about what you're up to, then say you're looking into some Team Galactic remainders that you've heard about who might be potential allies/trouble. (Unless that makes, like, NO sense).

TESSA 2010/10/14(Thu)21:19 No. 243701 ID: f82d85
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>>224994

Like I said, I don't know how comfortable I am separating if we don't have to. Ditto's my favoriteist pokemon ever.

>>225043

Let's see. I have Muk, Magcargo, Sneasel, Murkrow and Voltorb. Muk's probably the most powerful, honestly.

>>231304

I LOVE pulling fire alarms! Yay! Reminds me of being a kid. I shouldn't start a fire though. Don't wanna go down that road again.

The water starts gushing as I pull the lever! The alarms will start in a second. I can already hear people starting to move.

>>231350

Gotcha. Let me give this a try.

I walk up, as Lenny turns his hat around. He hasn't moved, not that I'm surprised. He was always like this, all unflappable.

I give him the finger. "Go fuck yourself. I'm heading out."

"Whatever. I really hope the annoying slut comes back. Knock yourself out." Lenny doesn't even turn to watch me as I head out.

Looks like I'm gonna be the first out of the base. Alright, I can get Murkrow to fly me somewhere.

Let's see. He was in Cerulean City. He could have headed down to Vermilion City, or up and over to Lavender Town. He might have gone to the rock tunnel, but I wonder if Steve could have gone by that Hot Springs... what do you think?

>>243701
Seems like it would have been a logical thing to do. He likes to relax and drink after all, and there's usually some pretty hot chicks at a hot spring.

Go to the hot springs. He's probably there, looking up and thinking about you.

Get thee to a hotspringery

TESSA 2010/10/16(Sat)10:55 No. 244204 ID: f82d85
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>>243717
>>243833
>>243857

Ok. Here we are. Wow I'm nervous, but I've got to focus. Now, what's the best plan for getting inside this place, you think? And what should I do about clothes? Damn, if I'm seen in these someone's bound to call the police. I don't wanna run away from Steve.

>>244204
The obvious answer is to strip naked and put on a towel. This is a hot spring, after all.

>>244204
You could use ditto to mask your identity and put on a bathrobe.

>>244205
This.

>>244205
>>244209
Wear ditto as a towel.

TESSA 2010/10/16(Sat)22:55 No. 244577 ID: f82d85
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>>244453 >>244210 >>244209 >>244205

Great idea! I take all my clothes off except for my shoes. Those're just black, so we're ok.

Alright, we're in. The place is pretty quiet. I'm torn on the best way to track Steve down. There's the search everything method, but this place is a hotel too. Could be tricky. I could find the front desk and just use their computer. I could just wait until the morning, but I'd rather not wait that long. I could also try going to find some clothes to steal. What should be the first priority here?

Ohhhh, I'm so nervous. I don't know what I'm gonna say at all when we meet. Butterflies in my stomach. Please please please don't throw up.

>I could also try going to find some clothes to steal

>Member of team rocket

Man steve would love it if you just stole all the lady's clothes.

Not even kidding.

>>244577
Ask at the counter. Tell them something about a date and stuff. They shouldn't have any reason not to tell you if he's there or not.

Then go to the bath area for the females, get a nice calming drink and see if there are any clothes in the locker room that fit you and then nab a few from several different lockers. Probably no need for any underclothes.

TESSA 2010/10/17(Sun)21:55 No. 245405 ID: f82d85
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>>244810

It's much easier than expected to get Steve's room number. I just explain I'm his date and that we got separated, and sure enough he's here!

It's easy enough to find a locker with some clothes, not as easy to find something in my size. Luckily there's some jeans and a hooded sweatshirt here. Now, should I just go break into his room and wait for him there? Maybe I should bring something! No, I'm just getting nervous again. I should just go there and we can talk, right?

>>245405
Go to his room. Strip naked. Wait on his bed in a seductive pose.

>>245405
Go find some nice drinks (and maybe a nice pill or two that would make things easier) and then go wait in his room. He might take some time getting there, so you might have to order some roomservice.

Find some rope. I'm sure he'd appreciate getting tied up and fucked.

Gonna second the drinks and pills, if you can get them.

TESSA 2010/11/13(Sat)23:27 No. 256191 ID: f82d85
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>>245563 >>245603

I don't know where I'd be able to find any sort of fun pills, but they've got a bar here. This late at night, there's nobody around. It's easy to find alcohol in this place, it's a damn spa with wetbars fifty feet. They're closed this time of night, but it's not hard to jimmy a lock and lift a bottle.

>>245583

I can find rope, but not exactly the right kind for that sort of thing. Plus, bedsheets work just fine for that.

>>245416

This is a good plan! I find his room... wait. There's someone talking inside. What's going on?

"Look, you PROMISED to show me, Marvin. Please? I promise I won't tell anyone!" Sounds like some little girl.

"...Fine. But you have to promise never to tell anyone about this, alright?" And that sounds like some little boy. His voice is familiar though. Hmm. Where have I heard that?

Well, this is something. What should I do now?

>>256191
Peek in and see what's going on.

>>256191
Sneak that shit. Something is happening and you need to find out what.

TESSA 2010/11/16(Tue)22:04 No. 257315 ID: f82d85
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>>256230 >>256263

Alright then. As quietly as I can, I open the door and look in.

"Wow, Marvin. That's... incredible!" the girl on the bed says, watching this kid across the room.

Holy shit, that kid is lifting a pokeball with his mind! Why's he in Steve's room?

Wait a second. I'd have known if Steve was traveling with some psychic kid, right? Oh man, that's his pokemon! Zealot told us he might be able to look human. That's crazy though. Why's he doing this?

He's got his eyes shut. He's not looking over here yet. "It takes a lot of concentration to use these powers. But, can you see why I don't need pokemon?"

The girl giggles. "Yeah, if I had superpowers I wouldn't need to train pokemon either! That's so cool!"

This is all sorts of weird. Hmm. This is... a unique situation. I'm unsure of what to do here. Is he hitting on that little girl?

>>257315
no i am sure what they are doing is entirely platetechtonics

you should ask him if he knows steves favorite sexy things for girls to do to him like maybe touch him with yor tits or maybe your other parts (if u know what i mean ;))

>>257315
Hmm, he might recognise you, which would give you away before you had a chance to strike at Steve. Better to just wait nearby for Steve to return to his room.

Just go in and talk to him. Make sure you make it clear you're not here to do anything bad to Steve.

Also, assure him you won't tell Steve about his little girlfriend. :3

Close the door, then knock on the door so it doesn't look like you were snooping. Maybe we can find out what's going on.

Talk to the weird pokeymans!

TESSA 2010/11/18(Thu)10:12 No. 257760 ID: f82d85
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>>257459

Alright. I'll close the door and knock. Let's see what's going on here.

There's a moment of silence, and then the door opens. The Mewtwo-kid looks at me for a second, and then tries to slam the door. Fortunately, I'm ready to catch the door. "What the hell are you DOING here? Go away!" He says to me in a kind of loud whisper.

"Marvin? Who is it, Steve?" The girl asks.

"Um, nobody important! One second!" He calls back, then glares back at me. "What the hell are you doing here? Didn't Steve tell you that you guys couldn't be together?"

"I came here because I quit Team Rocket, if you must know. Also, why are you trying to impress that little girl? You don't have the hots for her, do you?" I ask, teasing him a little.

He doesn't look happy at all. "I... of course not! Don't be stupid!" He looks like he doesn't really know what to say. "You... quit Team Rocket? Why did you do that?"

I can feel myself starting to blush. "Well, that's sort of private. But, I know he has feelings for me, and I think I've got feelings for him too. I want to make him happy like he made me happy."

The Mewtwo-kid sits there quietly for another minute. The girl speaks up again, sounding a little annoyed. "Marvin, what's going on?!"

"Coming, sorry!" He calls back, then looks to me and lowers his voice again. "Look, I think we need to talk about this. there's some things you need to know. Could you come back in about ten minutes? I promise, I'll try to help you out with Steve. But you also have to promise NOT to tell Steve about what you saw here. Deal?"

Hmm. Stuff I need to know? The pokemon sounds pretty serious... should I accept?

Why the hell not, it's not like we'd gain anything from fucking with him. After all he IS mewtwo, and he could fuck us up pretty hard.

Take him up on it.

Have your pokemon ready in case it's a trap.

>>257760
Yeah sure, just be ready for anything weird. Also. write this down so you can use it as potential blackmailing material in the future.

>>257804

This seems like a good plan. Maybe leave Sneasel out of his pokeball as well.

TESSA 2010/11/18(Thu)23:50 No. 257994 ID: f82d85
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>>257761 >>257769

I tell him "Alright" and leave without another word. I'll let him have his privacy.

>>257793 >>257827

It might not be a good idea to release Sneasel. Hot springs and all. I'll release Ditto when I'm in the room. That'll feel less suspicious. Hopefully.

>>257804

I quickly scrawl a note on the situation and slip it into a pouch on my pokeball belt. If he wipes my memory or something I want to remind myself of the facts.

When I get back to the room, I don't even have to knock. The pokemon opens the door, ushers me inside and closes it. I go ahead and take the opportunity to get out of that sweatshirt and jeans getup and release Ditto. "So, where's Steve, what do you have to tell me and what were you doing with that little girl?"

Mewtwo looks stoic, not angry or even bothered. "I will answer your third question first. I was... indulging her. Quite frankly, I've never had anyone admire me before. I kind of liked her thinking I was this neat person. Make fun of me if you'd like I suppose."

I smile at him. "No, we all like to be liked. I can sympathize with that."

He seems a bit taken aback, but continues on. "Yes, well. Anyhow. Steve is... there's no easy way to put this. Steve had me wipe his memory of that night with you."

I feel like someone just punched me in the gut. "What?!"

"Not for the reasons you're thinking. You see, Steve was extremely depressed after that night. He was convinced that you would never leave Team Rocket, and he didn't want the pain to go on any longer."

I feel like crying. I did this to him. I made him wipe his own memory.

"Look, this isn't terrible. Like I said, I'll help with with Steve. I'll even go talk to him before he shows up. But you have to understand that it might take a little bit of time for the two of you to get exactly back to that level. Alright?"

Why's he being so nice to me? I guess he feels responsible for doing this to Steve... what should I do?

>>257994
Tell him you can handle it yourself. You just need a sock filled with sand that has been put in a freezer for some time. Oh, and no interuptions to the room for the next ... 12 to 14 hours and preferably sound proofing.

Get stuff set up for a time that Steve will never be able to forget.

Well Steve does enjoy banging women. I suggest waiting around naked and letting nature take its course.

Angst isn't nearly as strong as the sight of a naked woman.

Just.. lets just let the pokemon do his thing. And no wet frozen socks, that might kill the poor guy.

Tell Mewtwo you trust him, and thank him.

>>258032
Only if we hit him too hard. Just need to give him a hit on the right spot on the back of his head and he will be out for some time, so we can set everything up to be perfect when he wakes up.

>>257994
"Can you... un-wipe it?"

TESSA 2010/11/19(Fri)20:10 No. 258182 ID: f82d85
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>>258016 >>258063

What?! I don't wanna hurt him badly like that! Head wounds can be hard to control. If I wanted to knock him out I'd just use chloroform or just use a hold to just gently coax him there.

>>258071

"Um, Mewtwo? Is it possible to just unwipe his memory? Like, just put his mind back together?" It's probably a long shot, but it can't hurt to ask.

Mewtwo shakes his head slowly. "No. I'm sorry. There's a good chance they'll never return either."

>>258032 >>258062

I guess... the best option is to trust him. I guess he's really looking out for his master. "Alright. I'll do it. I'll try to be brave for him. Thank you, Mewtwo. I never thought you'd be so understanding."

He heads towards the door and opens it up, looking back at me for a moment. "You're welcome. Goodnight."

I wave at him as he shuts the door.

>>258027

Hey, good idea! I guess I'll make myself comfortable. I'll go and take a shower as long as I have few minutes free.

MEWTWO 2010/11/19(Fri)20:15 No. 258186 ID: f82d85
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(Control has switched from Tessa to Mewtwo.)

Alright. One thing at a time. I've got to convince Steve that keeping this girl around is a good idea. I imagine he'll come stumbling home sometime soon, so if I just wait in the halls he'll show up eventually. The real issue is what to tell him.

This would be so much easier if I could just access Steve's mind.

Damn him and his being to stupid to form coherent thoughts.

Look, we just need to explain to him how beneficial Tessa can be as an ally. More pokemon, free sex.

Why exactly are you trying to get them together though?

Look, we just need to explain to him how beneficial Tessa can be as an ally. More pokemon, free sex.

Why exactly are you trying to get them together though?

>>258186
"Hey, Steve, I thought you might like to know that you had me wipe some of your memories the other day.
See, you hooked up with this Team Rocket girl you apparently thought was incredibly hot and then had some amazing sex, but you were convinced she would never leave Team Rocket so you asked me to make you forget because you would never be able to be happy again without her.
Well, funny story, see, it turns out she felt the same way and left Team Rocket for you and is in your room right now."
Too bad you can't just copy her memories, tweak them, and shove them in Steve's skull.

>>258186
There is the chance that he's so drunk he won't notice it's Tessa until it's too late. Just tell him there is some hot chick in there waiting to slobber all over his knob and then let nature take its intended course. You can calm him down and argue about stuff in the morning after he wakes up next to her.

MEWTWO 2010/11/21(Sun)00:55 No. 258614 ID: f82d85
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>>258187

It's not that. I just... can't do whatever I want. He's my master. I don't have the ability to just alter his kind how I please. It's something to do with being captured by him, I know it.

>>258369

I'll use this approach as a backup plan. If ordered to tell the truth I might have to obey. I don't know how that works yet, but I'd rather not find out. Being called on a lie could ruin this all.

>>258211

This seems logical. Steve does seem to react well to straightforward benefits.

As for getting them together, please, don't get me wrong here. I'm not trying to get these humans together because they'll make a cute couple. I'm hoping she'll satisfy his lustful urges while we're on this trip. The thought of stopping by every stupid city in this land and trying to get some 'chick to bone' every night with me having to play a role as his... his... assistant man whore fills my stomach with bile. Not only that, but she does have some relatively powerful pokemon. It would be good for Steve to have someone to back him up besides me. The boy makes enemies rather fast.

I just wait quietly in the halls outside the woman's room. After a bit, there's some raised voices, and then Steve comes out the door in a hurry, closing the door behind him. He stands there for a moment, not noticing me at all as he gets his bearings.

"Master, are you alright? You seem to be... not in the best of states."

Steve looks up at me. His voice is slow and tired. "Mewtwo? Hey buddy. I'm fine. It's not a big deal. I was with this chick, and it was cool for a while. Then it wasn't cool. She started all gettin' angry... I'm gonna go back to the room."

I take a deep breath. Let's just get this over with. "Listen, Steve. I came to you because there's an issue. That Team Rocket girl is back. She's fallen in love with you, and she's quit Team Rocket to join you on your pokemon journey. I don't sense that she's doing anything underhanded or malicious either. Not, before you turn me down listen to the possible advantages of letting this girl stay. She has good pokemon, and from what I gather she's an attractive girl by your standards."

"Uh..." Steve sways gently as he takes this all in . "Alright then. Where's the girl at?"

"Tessa. Her name's Tessa. She's in your room."

He doesn't move. "Didn't I ask you to like, take care of her the other day?"

>>258380

"Look, master. I did what I could. I made her think she had a good night with you and then sent her on her way. Now, she likes you enough to to want to have intercourse with you, and stop being evil. Isn't that at least good enough for the moment? We can argue about this in the morning more, after all."

Steve perks up at 'intercourse' and again at the mention of sleep. "Well, you got a good point Mewtwo. Tessa. Yeah, she had some nice tits. I suppose I'm cool with it for the night."

Hmm, are there any other preparations I should make, or you think I can just leave him to it?

Tell him about the mindwipe story, maybe? Gotta get up to speed with all lies...

>>258614
Tell him that she thinks he doesn't know they did the nasty because you told her a story about some mind wipe thingie. Oh, and that maybe he should take a shower before getting it on with her, she might flip or something silly like that if she smells another woman on him.

I think we've pretty much done what we can for now.

Stay nearby and make sure Steve's not accidentally killed by Tessa though.

I think we've pretty much done what we can for now.

Stay nearby and make sure Steve's not accidentally killed by Tessa though.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2011/03/31(Thu)19:38 No. 292376 ID: f82d85
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(Control has switched back to Steve.)

>>258626 >>258641

Mewtwo just keeps fucking talking and talking to Steve. Something about showering and his memories being altered. Steve decides it'd just be best to act completely normal in every way, and go to sleep.

Once in the room, Steve makes sure to firmly lock the door behind him. No need to have ANOTHER crazy chick open his door in the middle of the night. Sure enough, there's that crazy chick in his bed. Neat.

"I've been keeping the bed warm for you." Crazy Girl says, not looking at Steve. She's blushing and crap.

Fuck. Steve has to do something before he goes to bed, right? Is she naked?

>>292376
Fuck her. What the fuck do you care? Get some.

Fuck that. Steve is a man who knows how to be tired. Just go to sleep. Women is nothing but trouble.

punch her in the tit and shout "tunnel snakes rule"

Steve this is important Steve get mewtoo to give you a permanent erection and do her until your dick falls off

Before you do anyway, give the appropriate reaction of finding a random person in your bed.

Then stare blankly. If youre tired, say so. If not, let her make the first move.

>>292376
Do what you would normally do. Fuck her silly.

Just go to sleep. Now you have some sex that you can save till morning.