C and tale the drink

B covers the bases nicely. No reason to fib, anyway, and why make things awkward.

>>934881
C

1/3 teegee 2019/06/19(Wed)00:54 No. 936370 ID: 891b91
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"Eh, been dealin' with some real bullshit back home. You know how it goes. Thought this'd be a good place to get away from it all for a bit." Almost started tellin' her the whole story, but... shit, I'm here 'cause I'm tryin' to get away from that shit, not to have a fuckin' pow-wow and talk about my problems.

"Thanks," I add, accepting the flask. I go to take a swig from it, but I get second thoughts and plug the opening with my tongue, pretendin' to swallow. Doesn't taste off, just some cheap-ass whiskey, but there's no tellin' what she coulda put in the stuff.

2/3 teegee 2019/06/19(Wed)00:54 No. 936371 ID: 891b91
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Somethin' about this bird makes me wanna like her right off the bat. Could be somethin' about how chilled out she is. Hell, maybe it's those fuckin' daisy dukes -- she even got anything on under those? Doesn't matter, bad idea to let my dick do all the thinkin' anyway. Either way, it's the ones you wanna like that you gotta look out for -- the ones with that charisma. They'll chew you up 'n spit you out if you let 'em.

"Yeah, shit-all happens on the island, it's real calm," she agrees, accepting the flask back from me. "Weird how it never blew up like the others, seems like every island in the Carolinas is jam-packed this time of year."

"Prolly 'cause they don't let cars on the island." It suits me just fine, too -- makes it harder for people to tail you. "They don't need 'em anyway, from what I remember all the old farts just drive around in golf carts instead."

3/3 teegee 2019/06/19(Wed)00:54 No. 936372 ID: 891b91
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"Old farts in golf carts... hey, that rhymes," she echoes as she tips the flask into her beak, emptying it. She turns around and leans back against the railing. "So, where you stayin'? Maybe we could y'know, chill and stuff."

A*) Tell the truth. "Don't got a place yet, thought I'd look for a room once I got on the island."
B) Lie to her. I remember the place I stayed at as a kid. "Gonna get a room at the Firepit Inn."
C*) Flirt with her.
>1) "I dunno, how about your room?"
>2) "Why, need someone to keep your bed warm?"
>3) [Suggest a pickup line]
D) ???

C1. Bad ideas are our specialty.

C2
Can your could blood warm anything?

C2, but phrase it sarcastically. Pair with a hyperbolic eyebrow wiggle.

C 2

C 2, it's too good to pass it out.
But my paranoia is acting up. What ever we choose, we need to be careful about her.

C3
"There's some old hole that I planned on filling, but I don't like it much. Is yours any good?"

Unsure, a bit of Column A and a bit of Column C3 (going for a double risk!). It's not like there are unspeakable, horrifying repercussions to admit you don't have a place (yet). And being the suave, clever guy you are you could segue that line into a flirt.

"Don't got a place yet to be honest. Perhaps you can hook me up with a room with a view~"

B guys let's not think with the organs that fill with blood. we are here to hide out then still shit.

C1

>>936372
C2

>>936413
I'm sure she's got a bathroom at her place.

B
However, if we do end up picking C, do it sarcastically, with a roll of the eyes.

i dunno i could just stay in you

c2

>>936413
>the organs that fill with blood.
That would be most of them.

>>936519
But not the balls which are, as we all know, filled with pee.

>>936560
and the sperm per say in the spine!

>>936560
I can only disagree. Based on experimental data, depending on the subject, the balls are filled with either a substance called pleasure, or pain.

>>936402
Support lets get into those pants that are nearly underwear

A) "Haven't thought of it yet, but it shouldn't be hard. I grew up here, there's bound to be a favor or two I've forgotten."

A, but instead of saying you're looking for a place, ask about staying with her for the night?

A): Plant the seed, and let her drunk ass get the idea to take the cue to lead on this flirt fail waltz.

1/4 teegee 2019/07/24(Wed)04:36 No. 940260 ID: 891b91
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"Why, need someone to keep your bed warm?"

2/4 teegee 2019/07/24(Wed)04:36 No. 940261 ID: 891b91
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She just kinda stares at me for a sec, then suddenly busts a gut laughin'. "God-damn, you had me there for a sec! You try that on every girl you meet?"

I shrug. "Figured it was worth a shot."

"Oh--oh my God, you were serious?" She gasps, still gigglin' a bit.

I decide to play it cool. "As serious as you want me to be," I reply, a grin curling at the edges of my mouth.

She explodes with laughter again. "Hah, at least you don't try to hide it," she pants between laughs as she starts makin' for the stairs. I get the feelin' she wants to see if I'll follow her, but fuck that -- I ain't someone's lost puppy dog. "See you 'round, thirsty boy." With that, she disappears down the stairs.

Whatever, I bet she's a shitty lay anyway. Prolly lies there like a dead fish 'n makes you do all the work.

3/4 teegee 2019/07/24(Wed)04:36 No. 940262 ID: 891b91
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Island's close now, so I just stay up top 'n wait it out. No one else shows up in the meantime, which is fine by me.

Don't got any luggage -- didn't exactly have time to pack. All I've got are the clothes on my back, a couple Benjamins in my wallet, car keys, my unregistered CZ 75, a spare 19-round mag, 'n a handful of loose ammo.

4/4 teegee 2019/07/24(Wed)04:36 No. 940263 ID: 891b91
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It isn't long 'til the ferry docks 'n they let me off the boat. No sign of the toucan broad or anyone else, so I must be the last one off. Not like I was rushin' myself, anyway.

The shitty little shack beside the boardwalk is the visitor's center and gift shop, apparently. Think I remember gettin' some overpriced piece of crap from there as a kid.

Dunno how long I'm gonna be hidin' out here, so first order of business is to get myself settled in. Gonna need a place to crash, some extra clothes n' supplies, and a way to make some scratch since 2 hundo ain't gonna last forever. The only question is where I wanna start.

A) Check out the visitor's center. Might be able to get some info about the island in there -- not like my memories of the place are fresh or anything.
B) Head down the boardwalk into town. I prefer to get my information from watchin', not askin'.
C) Get back on the ferry and leave the island. Can't quite put my finger on what, but somethin' just don't seem right here. Feels like there's somethin' I'm forgettin'.
D) ???

C get out get out get out
B.

>>940263
B.

>>940263
B. You already know about the Firepit Inn as a potential place to stay for the night, scoping out the town will probably be more fruitful than some place for weenie tourists. Plus, that toucan that just supremely owned you would likely be there.

B

>>940263
B.
If some kinda investigator shows up they're gonna chat up the visitor's center first

>>940263
A. Check out the visitors shop. A refresher before ya check things out in person.

B

I choose A) to grab an island map pronto. I feel that would be very important in the long run. You don't even need to talk to anybody. There's probably a pamphlet holder in the vestibule for the tourists—and they're free to yank.

THEN you can just, well, move on to option B) and get the scope the town. Mark interesting things on your map.

C) Because we know that a mysterious force is going to prevent you from leaving.

>>940281
can i change my vote to agree with this? this makes sense.

>>940281
This.

>>940285
I'm also against A because you don't want your face to be seen here. The visitor's center would be the most obvious place to start for anyone following you.

B
You have the streets right? You know where to look. Go around, see what you find.

>>940281
Agreed; Start with A. Go ahead and swipe a map then check it to see how things may have changed since last time you were here. Then begin your tour of the place, keeping an eye out for where the other passengers &/or residents may have gone. Keeping tabs on where the most traffic is should help identify any tails or targets.

>>940281
This is a good blend of both A and B and makes the most sense, I'll support it.

You know what? C. Because i want to know what would happen.

>>940263
B

B.

1/1 teegee 2019/08/25(Sun)02:12 No. 943567 ID: 891b91
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I almost duck inside the shack, thinkin' I could use a map or somethin' -- but nah. Bad idea. If I'm bein' tailed, visitor's center'll be the first place they check, 'n no doubt the clerk is some asshole who'll fess up that he saw me the moment they show 'im my photo.

Fuggit. I can find my way around here, ain't like the island's huge or nothin', 'n I got my memories from when I was a kid to go off of. I head down the path a bit 'n climb up one of those big dunes to get a good view of the town. Smack dab in the middle is this weird fuckin' building, no clue what that is. Looks like that might be a store or two to the left of it... behind that I recognize the Firepit Inn. Way behind it I think I see the canals and the pier... I think I remember there bein' a little bar and grill there? Somewhere around here there should be some kinda seafood joint too, but I don't see it. Off to the right there's a buncha cottages on stilts and what I'm gonna assume is an apartment building. There's a rocky slope leading up to the left of me, and I think I can see some kinda house at the top.

I need a place to stay, clothes 'n supplies, and a way to make a lil' extra cash. Gettin' kinda hungry too. Just gotta figure out what I'm gonna get first, 'n where to look.

Might as well see what that new unknown building is. Might have work for you there.

The cottages seem too out in the open to break in during daytime. The two other prospective destinations would be the weird building and the house on the hill.

I think the house on the hill is remote enough to warrant checking out first.

Hey, you know how to open doors right? You can make a job out of that. You can be a locksmith as a cover.

>>943586
That doesn't seem like an entry-level job, and starting your own business might garner some unwanted attention.

The large mystery building might be a community building. Might be a good place to get the lay of the town without being as obvious as a visitor's center.

>>943567
Go eat, maybe we can steal something from some clueless fool.

Stores might not be the most safe place to head into either. Bar might be someplace better for when we can afford to hand out a little hush money.

Let's scope out that mystery building for now.

Mmmmmmystery building!

1/1 teegee 2019/09/30(Mon)23:19 No. 946178 ID: 891b91
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That huge-ass building's buggin' the crap outta me. What the hell is it, and why's it only got windows at the bottom? Guess I might as well try to find out.

>Hey, you know how to open doors right? You can make a job out of that. You can be a locksmith as a cover.
>That doesn't seem like an entry-level job, and starting your own business might garner some unwanted attention.
You don't get far doin' what I do without knowin' how to jimmy open a lock or two -- shame I didn't bring my picks with me. Still, if they need a locksmith 'round here they prolly either already got one on the island or just call one in from the mainland. Doubt there's much chance of there being an opportunity like that for me -- but I'll keep my ear to the ground all the same, if only 'cause I might could nick somethin' while on a job.

Speakin' of skills, I know a thing or two about bein' a mechanic -- don't think they have any cars or trucks here, but maybe there's a boat here that needs tunin' up. Could prolly parlay that into a job if the opportunity comes up.

It ain't any clearer up close what this place is. There's this big sign above the door in the shape of some kind of symbol, but there ain't any words on it.

A) Head on inside. Should be pretty easy to figure it out once I'm in there.
B) Ask the broad by the door. She prolly works here, after all.
C) Go somewhere else. I get a funny feelin' like I oughta steer clear of this place.
D) ???

>>946178
B.

B fer broad

>>946178
B for Board. Clever. Choose B.

B

>>946178
B

I say go with B. Keep networking!

D: Wait for her to leave, and look at the informative-looking sign she was blocking.

>>946178
B

B because girls with glasses are easy to Bump into and inspect their Belongings.

>>946178
B for bbrdvark.

B

1/1 teegee 2019/10/14(Mon)03:49 No. 947080 ID: 891b91
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Can't hurt to ask her about it. Dunno how long I'm gonna be stuck here, anyway, so I might as well try to ingratiate myself with the locals.

"Hey, 'scuse me..."

"Oh! Well hey there!" She looks at me all squinty-eyed for a second, then gets a big grin on her face. "Saaaaay, you're a dingbatter, ain'tcha?"

The fuck is that supposed to mean? "A dingbatter?"

"You know, someone from off-island."

"...Uh, yeah."

"I knew it! Didn't think I'd seen you 'round before. How you likin' the island so far?"

"Only just got here, actually. I was wonderin' what this building here is."

"Oh, this is the Tabernacle! It's like a town hall -- it's got the mayor's office, the police station, the island press, the post office... even the chapel's in there! There ain't much room on the island, so it's kinda handy to have all that stuff under one roof, don'tcha think?"

>B because girls with glasses are easy to Bump into and inspect their Belongings.
Doesn't seem like she's got much on 'er right now. Prolly got a purse inside the building.

A) Keep talking to her.
>Choose up to two subjects:
>1) Ask her about the building's construction. Why's it so tall? Why are there only windows on the first floor?
>2) Ask her about the symbol above the door. Looks kinda like Mickey Mouse, come to think of it.
>3) Ask her where I could find some work. She might know about someone who's lookin' for a handyman or somethin'.
>4) Ask her about where I could stay. Preferably on the cheap.
>5) Ask her about where to get some grub. Got a feelin' my choices are gonna be between seafood and seafood, but it might be worth askin' anyway.
>6*) Flirt with her. Not feelin' too sure of myself after strikin' out with that toucan, but this one at least seems like she ain't stinko.
>7) ???

B) Thank her 'n head inside. Might be able to get some good leads in there, even if I don't much like bein' that close to the cops.
C) Thank her 'n leave for somewhere else. (Please specify)
D) ???

>A) Keep talking to her.
>4) Ask her about where I could stay. Preferably on the cheap.
>5) Ask her about where to get some grub. Got a feelin' my choices are gonna be between seafood and seafood, but it might be worth askin' anyway.

figure keep it to simple, tourist-y questions until we get a better idea of her character.

>>947081
This; also flirt with her because why not?

Looks like this lady works here considering the notice board she's setting up. So we could always return for her at a later time to flirt or ask for further help.

As of now, ask where to stay and ask where to find some work

A place to stay and the strange symbol.

A.) >2) Look, it's a small, isolated community. Gotta make sure you're not going have to deal with some cult that sacrifices outsiders in wickermen or something.
3) Get some work so you can pay for grub and lodgings

A)
4) Stay (preferably cheap)
6) Flirt. You never know, might fix the place to stay problem.

Either way a roof over our heads will be needed so lets try to knock that one out.

>>947080
Ask her about a cheap place to stay and if she is looking for a handyman, flirt with her too.

>>947080
2, 4

4 then 6

A: 2 & 4.

Apologies for the update-less bump, but I'd like to get as much input as I can on this: >>/questdis/131253

6 or B.

A2 - Ask her if it's a company logo or something
A7 - Ask her what she's reading on the wall

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"Yeah, I guess that does sound pretty handy." And also pretty weird. "So I was gonna ask -- you know where I can get a room on the cheap?"

"Oh! Well, dingbatters usually stay at the Firepit. Some of us island folks stay there too! Not enough houses, y'know."

"Anywhere else?"

"Just the one! The island's pretty small, after all."

Why the fuck does a beach town like this have only one joint to get a room at?

2/2 teegee 2020/02/21(Fri)04:11 No. 956915 ID: 891b91
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"I 'spose that makes sense. So what's the sign above the door there for, anyway? Some kinda company logo?"

"Logo? Oh! That's the town insignia! It represents community, family, and loyalty, and how those things are tied together. But I always thought it kinda looked like a mouse, you know?"

I guess I see it if I squint my eyes while lookin' at it. "Huh. Yeah, it kinda does."

>Flirt with her.
I start to say the first thing that comes to mind, but then I think back to that toucan bitch. Hmm. Maybe I oughta give this a lil' thought first.

A) Compliment her hair. The fuck is that haircut called again? Beats me, but she looks pretty cute with it that way.
B) Compliment her glasses. Some chicks can pull off the four-eyes look pretty good. She's one of 'em.
C) Compliment her dress. Ain't nothin' special, but it also ain't trashy. Wholesome, even.
D) Compliment her figure. She looks like she takes care of herself, prolly feels at least a lil' bit proud of it.
E*) Proposition her. Some chicks like the direct route. Won't be rude 'bout it, of course, but I'll just lay it all out on the table -- no bullshit.

A

Hmmm either a or b

How do you not pick B?

A - Tell to her how it reminds you of <someone>. Then gesture that you'd like to stroke it or something.

>>956915
Combination of C and D.
Something like how the dress really complements her figure.

I'd go with B. You wouldn't want to go too far--and since it's a small town you wouldn't want word to spread fast that you're some kind of creep.

She's probably self-conscious about her glasses, and hair and figure are probably a bit too forward for her - she seems the type to shy away at the slightest provocation, so going for a direct proposition is likely to backfire horribly and be terrible for everyone involved.

C: Compliment her fashion sense and sensibility. A compliment that highlights her shy wholesomeness without pointing out anything she'd be ashamed of is probably the way to go.

>>956915
B) She looks cute with those glasses.

F COMPLIMENT THOSE EARS

>>957081
Them's some mighty fine ears, yeah.

B.

A

A or B sound good.

B