2/5 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)02:51 No. 903534 ID: 1668de
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WAX: Oh goddamnit.
WAX: Give me just a second...

3/5 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)02:52 No. 903535 ID: 1668de
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WAX: And...

4/5 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)02:53 No. 903536 ID: 1668de
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WAX: There we go.
WAX: Just as intended, with nothing out of place whatsoever.

5/5 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)02:53 No. 903537 ID: 1668de
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WAX: You may choose an island, whichever one suits you most.
WAX: Pick wisely.

do a flip

Those small little islands to the top left. Hard mode.

Middle one, gotta have that weird tower accessible from the get-go if we want to speedrun this

Big'un in the middle of course. Size is important. Looks like a donut too.

Bottom left, it's the best color.

top left it has a nice shape

no. no island. choose the ocean.

thats right. we're doin an undersea session mfers.

The tiny island with the tower. Not the rest of the big middle one. Just the tiny place in the middle.

Ocean session!
bit narcessistic to put your face on the alpha version already eh Waxy boy~

actually yeah im down for ocean session wpuld be fun to see the fish i choose ocean

You know what? Yeah sure let's go underwater, but in that donut hole lake, nice and protected like. If we take the sea, we'll be surrounded on all sides.

Top right island for it’s potential to be cool as heck

Ocean works cool by me!

let's not break the alpha by picking the ocean. Top left!

Choose the cat icon

>>903537
The one that looks like a radiation trefoil in the upper left.

bottom left.

loot lake in the middle looks promising

I'd like the sloped island to the northeast please.

Let's take the ocean.

>>903537
Pet the cat icon.

Then choose the group of islands in the top left.

We should take over bodily output island- I mean the bottom right one and make it our own.

Secret island at the corner of the map where the option ultimate boss lives.

Top left. More islands makes it better.

Click the ocean. Learn to swim

Let's embark at the southwest island. Bring some plump helmets and two cats. Tiny Cat People, strike the earth!

Top right. Cliffside base!

Big middle!

The one in the middle of the big island.

No, not the ocean. Don't want to get our poor TCPs waterlogged, after all. Top left.

Archipelago!

middle or bottom left

DONUT ISLAND GOGOGOGOGOGO

Bottom right.

Lets dooooo the time waaaaarp agaaaaaain!
The middle on looks like a clock and has a castle.

voting for ocean

I vote the floating cat at the top

1/8 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)19:44 No. 903700 ID: 1668de
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>PICK THE BIG ONE
WAX: No, not that land.
WAX: That land is reserved.
WAX: In this session, that land serves to-

2/8 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)19:44 No. 903701 ID: 1668de
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WAX: You can stop selecting it now.
WAX: Yes, really. You can stop.
WAX: STOP THAT
WAX: for the love of god
WAX: KNOCK THAT OFF

3/8 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)19:45 No. 903702 ID: 1668de
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WAX: There. No more of that.
WAX: Thank you.
WAX: As I was saying, that's reserved.
WAX: It has a special purpo-

4/8 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)19:45 No. 903703 ID: 1668de
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>PICK THE CAT ICON
WAX: That's...not a land. That's an asset.
WAX: You know, a decoration?
WAX: Not an island? In the slightest?
WAX: Please tell me you know what land is.

5/8 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)19:46 No. 903704 ID: 1668de
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>OCEAN! OCEAN! OCEAN! NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING I WISH!
WAX: ....
WAX: I get the feeling you're just screwing with me now.
WAX: I would appreciate it if you played as you're intended to.
WAX: There are four islands. Pick one.
WAX: Not the assets, not the ocean, not the island I've had to barricade due to your shenanigans.
WAX: The islands in the corners.
WAX: I can wait as long as you need, it's an important decision.
WAX: One that I will take away from you-

6/8 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)19:47 No. 903705 ID: 1668de
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>Top left
WAX: There. You've done it.
WAX: An interesting choice.
WAX: We shall have to see how you do with it.

7/8 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)19:47 No. 903706 ID: 1668de
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WAX: Hmmmhmhmmmhmhm...
WAX: This won't take long.
WAX: You know. Working out all the little things.
WAX: Part of the process.

8/8 Duke 2018/09/27(Thu)19:48 No. 903707 ID: 1668de
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WAX: There. Here's your land.
WAX: You won't see much until you explore it, but that's just part of the fun.
WAX: Good luck!
Wax has terminated contact.

An etheral voice from beyond the plane speaks to you. It says;
"Beginners tips! Number 1. You can give commands to interact with this world! They are as follows;

CREATE- Make something for your cats! Go buck wild, cats love stuff!
CHECK- Check things in the world! Cats or ortherwise, this is your go to "give me info" command.
MOVE- I like to move it move it...yeah ok no more of that, sorry. Use this command to move objects, but not cats! This will fail if an object is touching a cat or will touch a cat. So no dropping pianos on opponents!
SPAWN- This makes a cat! Provide a noun with this command and you'll spawn a cat for your team. Providing the TCP limit hasn't been reached!
SAY- Say something! Say anything you want! Swear! (please do not, wax does not endorse curse words) Say please! Say cheese! Say something into the world with that booming god voice of yours.
TAKE- See something shiny? Something blue? Something that otherwise piques your interest??? Use this command to take it for yourself!
USE- Sometimes you just gotta use something. Do that with this command!

That's all the tips for now. If you need more tips, I'll be there.

Signed. Anonymous tipgiver"

spawn sunshine type!

Create water

> Spawn: Defiance

research pottery

spawn: balloon animal

Suggestion 2018/09/27(Thu)19:53 No. 903713 ID: 7b53bd

spawn goat

spawn technology type

>>903707
Awww. This island is like a cat's paw, not the radiation symbol I first saw. Oh well!

Create Bunker.

Create Airstrip.

Create Willow Trees.

Spawn Emptiness-type

>>903716
Spawn Starlight?

Spawn STILTS TYPE Tcp

Create unknowable whispers that dance on the moonward wind.

>>903714
This one

create slip n' slide!!!!

Create more water

Spawn:facebank

>>903701
>rapidly flashing island
Oh god, seizure procedure! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kt5NPoAQgE

>>903707
Spawn: Dragon type TCP!

spawn silence

Create: Bongos

Spawn: Leviathan tcp

Spawn: drown tcp
Create swimming pool

Spawn Vehicle: Tank

Spawn Cat: Nyan type

>>903715
Do this


Secondary:

Spawn Cat: Porn Type
Spawn Cat: Censorship Type
(these two are rivals since censorship mosaics porn)

Spawn God

>>903708
Seconded

Create comprehensive set of spices

Keep screaming for help until wax pities us

>>903707
CREATE cool bridges to the nearest 3 islands

Spawn laser

Hey can we MOVE stuff to trap tcps? Or move things that won't touch tcps but will harm them anyway via proximity?

Create: Large Pirate Ship Boat House
Create: Island Dock
Create: Pirate Outfits
Create: Pirate Booty
Create: Nautical Telescope
Create: Treasure Map
Create: Buried Treasure
Create: Card Game
Create: Talking Parrot

SPAWN: Chest (storage) type

>move entire island down 5 meters in elevation
>spawn leviathan

Spawn: sign post with the following message on it. "Yarr, welcome to toebean isle."

Spawn alpheidae tcp

CHECK known land.

Kinda want to see what we have to work before creating stuff. Who knows we might find something shiny.

Spawn pasta tcp, spawn antipasto tcp, mash them together for a spaghetti explosion

my god, go easy on the poor god here.

Spawn: Leviathan

>>903748
seconding all these create commands

We're gonna want a cat that will have a good time in the water, but also one that will be a good leader for the rest of the cats we'll make. So spawn ADMIRAL type, says I!

Spawn: T-Pose.
Create: Clown wig, clown nose, t-shirt that says "WAX" on it.

no wait

Spawn: TESTER type

spawn syzygy type

> Spawn: Kraken type

Forget about Wax, we're goin' nautical

spawn: fursona type

Spawn LEVIATHAN

Create: a raft city(a swimming Arcology thing)

spawn a grimoire type TCP!

Move: island underwater.
Spawn: Leviathan

yeah lets move the island underwater and spawn a leviathan it will be cool

Come now, Wax, you never instruct your testers on how to use your programs. Users have an infinite well of stupidity they tap into, and so testers also have to tap into that font of idiocy otherwise you're left with strange bugs and cases you never could've expected. As such, SPAWN Tester.

>SPAWN: Leviathan Type
>SAY: heck

Say - BE GAY DO CRIMES

1/6 Duke 2018/09/28(Fri)04:24 No. 903808 ID: 1668de
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>Spawn Dragon Type
You spawn a dragon ty-

>NO WAIT SPAWN A LEVIATHAN TYPE
You are unable to spawn a leviathan type TCP as the tcp limit has been reache-

>HAHA FUCK MAKE IT A KRAKEN
You are unable to spawn a kraken type TCP as the tcp limit has been reached. Try again when it has been raised.


The new dragon type TCP inspects its barren surrounds. It seems to be making note of the landscape.

2/6 Duke 2018/09/28(Fri)04:25 No. 903809 ID: 1668de
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>Create Water
>Create Swimming Pool
>Create Bunker
>Create Airstrip
>Create Willow Trees
>Create "cool" bridges
>Create Slip'n'Slide
>Create Pirate Ship
>Create Dock
>Create Pirate Outfits

3/6 Duke 2018/09/28(Fri)04:25 No. 903810 ID: 1668de
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You bask in all you have created. Surely, there's a limit to your foolery, but you have yet to find it.

4/6 Duke 2018/09/28(Fri)04:26 No. 903811 ID: 1668de
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>Create Bongos
>Create Comprehensive collection of spices
>Create Telescope
>Create Treasure Map
>Create Buried Treasure
>Create Pack of cards
>Create Talking parrot
>Create T-shirt with "wax" printed on it

These go into the bunker.

5/6 Duke 2018/09/28(Fri)04:26 No. 903812 ID: 1668de
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You are unstoppable. Even if the shirt came out wonky. A wonky shirt is better than no shirt, as they say. Who's they? Who knows! But they be saying it!

6/6 Duke 2018/09/28(Fri)04:27 No. 903813 ID: 1668de
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>Move Island Down
You dunk the island. You are a genius of no comparison. Your draconic feline friend has flown onto the pirate ship for refuge, they seem none too pleased at your shenaninganising.

An etheral voice from beyond the plane speaks to you. It says;
"Beginners tips! Number 2. TCP's learn things by experience and observation. A TCP will become proficient at the first few tasks you put it to very quickly, and learn at a regular pace from that point onwards! Did you think there was some sort of magical 'learning' command? Tough luck buddy!

Signed. Anonymous tipgiver"

Name TCP Duck

Name TCP Goose

>>903813
Say : FUCK YEAH THATS AWESOME!
Name :TCP Waddles

oh wait this is old version.

Say: Hey your name is Duck.

Raise the island back up

lowering it was asinine

SPAWN LEVIATHAN NOW PLEASE

>>903819
keep the land down its holding us back in the past

>>903819
don't do the thing this guy said. sink the island lower

>>903821
Take : ALL THE LAND.

spawn leviathan right now as quickly as possible start inputting it now don't wait

Say: HEY DUCK THERE IS A BIRD IN THE BUNKER WE NEED TO RESCUE HIM

I uh.
This is probably too much power for 10+ people to share without limits. Can we, like, put a cap on things? I don't want to upset our cat(s) by being too chaotic!

SAY: "Hello! Apologies for the mess." Since we can't TEACH in this version, the first thing we should expose our cat to is speech. Our kitty should learn how to talk first and foremost!

Also, we should probably bring the island back up.

Move - pirate ship to largest of our remaining islands

Take: Black fog that is hiding our view

TAKE: Buried Treasure

Undunk the airstrip, bunker, dock, and other island structures. Keep the rest dunked. Ask the TCP what they want to be called.

Spawn a Cheytac M200 Intervention and a pouch of holding with unlimited ammo right next to the TCP.
Spawn ice cream.

>>903836
what this guy said, but also undunk the swimming pool. have a pool in the middle of the ocean.

extend the undunked docks to connect to the bunker and airstrip

Check - Dragon-type

Create - Pods of toothed whales
Create - Seals
Create - Whale Harnesses
Create - Hitch on the Pirate ship to attach the whales too

Create: Portable Helipad attached to pirate ship
Create: Helicopter
Create: Helicopter Operation Manual
Create: Pirate Ship Operation Manual
Create: Diving suits
Create: Jet Engine, attach to pirate ship
Create: Jet fuel
Create: Dragon Cookies
Create: Cool Sci-fi Goggles for dragon

Create - Dropdead

Create - Blood Moon
Create - Karacel colony
Create - the turtle which this world rests upon

Create: TV/VCR Combo, place on ship
Create: Instructional video teaching how to read, place on ship
Create: Pen and Notebook, place on ship
Create: Welding Tools, Place on ship

Create: badass giant guardian whale to head the ship.

Create: Factory
Create: Candle Forest
Create: Handbook to Many Things
Create: Bookshelf
Create: Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Crafting, Production, and Operation

Proposal: We create a tutorial of basic skills.

Create - Africa by Toto

>CREATE: "Tiny Cat People - The Video Game" cartridge
>CREATE: Console which can support said cartridge

Create: 3,271 lemons

Create: Floating Helper Robot
Create: Squirt Gun
Create: Butt Island, an island shaped like a butt
Create: Megaphone
Create: Gasoline Generator
Create: Gasoline
Create: Butter

move: all bunker items to ship

Create: underwater habitation domes
Create: coral reef
Create: sunken city
Create: sunken ships
Spawn: leviathan
Say: sorry dragon guy, we’re just gonna mess around and make stuff for a bit with our cool god powers. Let us know if you need anything! We’ll stop and have a proper talk with you soon don’t worry.

Create: tiny cat people (final release build) arcade cabinet

Create several boxes of biscuits.
Create Barrel filled with freshwater.
Create Red, Blue, and green signal flags.
Create parasol
Place all of it on the ship.

>>903836

Appending

Create: Humans x2

to my request.

Teach: Patience, Swashbuckling and Ambition

Especially, patience.

They'll need it

>>903887
Addendum, the humans are pirate subordinates for Duck Goose.

Well, most of our landmass and things we created just went under.
Create - water temple (underwater dungeon)
We might get some of it back later.
Also,

Create - raft city (a swimming Arcology thing)
And don't sink it this time!

Create: ANTIMATTER x40.

>>903908
No, I know.

TAKE Wax.

You dont know us, but we will meet again someday. Our memory shall be erased, but you will know when it is us. We shall be known as Voidsy.

disregard if you dont want to deal with prophetic shenanigans

SAY: "FUCK."

SPAWN: gatecrash type

>>903908
Please don't.

>>903911
This is a very bad idea. I'm pretty sure we are actually canonically able to do this but it's still a really bad idea that will give us nothing but headaches.

Also, CREATE: kaiju-sized mecha.

Create: 10 bees
create: 9 beehives
create: radio

musical chairs time

>>903908
Negatory vote chieferino.

Create a switch on the ship that when set to on, prevents gods from using any command on the ship and things in it’s immediate vicinity except CHECK, SPAWN, and SAY. Create it in the on position.
SAY: “ Sorry about that, as long as this switch is on we can’t mess with the ship.”

>>903911
>>903908
Countervote

Move Island up. Higher. I said Higher you fool

>>903813
Teach Dragon TCP Valor

Teach Dragon TCP Forgiveness

Teach Dragon TCP Patience

Teach Dragon TCP Understanding

Teach Dragon TCP Faith

Teach Dragon TCP Humility

>>903958
Oh god no I just read we can't teach them. Okay. Say to the Dragon TCP: "Part of us is so sorry. Please be patient. We were just born."

Spawn Spawn-Type TCP

If the TCPS learn by doing, then we need to teach dragon patience by making them be patent. They learn how to be a pirate captain by going on a trip around the island and if we
>Create: book of pirate slang
...and get them to read it, we will have something everyone clearly wants

a dragon!pirate

>>903912
http://eagle-time.com/showthread.php?tid=1599

Guys, please stop. You’re upsetting our poor dragon!

>>904059
How do you know?

>>904082
It says so right there in the update! >>903813 : “Your draconic feline friend has flown onto the pirate ship for refuge, they seem none too pleased at your shenaninganising.“

SPAWN LEVIATHAN

Create bright and colorful ocean coral and flora
Create colorful harmless tropical fish and sharks
Create snorkel
Create scuba gear
Create apology card saying "sorry bear with us please we're still getting used to this"

Spawn Godzilla

>>904104
Yeah, that’s why I god-proofed the ship.
If it works, then as long as that switch is on, any god can only speak to, see, and spawn TCPs on and close to that ship.

Hey god guy, could we restart?

1/8 Duke 2018/09/30(Sun)09:30 No. 904213 ID: 1668de
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You name the Dragon type TCP "Duck". Its a good name, you think, for a good uh...
>CHECK: Duck
Girl! Duck is a very good girl that gets a very good name. And perfect condition too! Howsabout that!

>SAY: "HEY DUCK THERE IS A BIRD IN THE BUNKER WE NEED TO RESCUE HIM"
Duck seems completely uninterested. And continues snuffling about the ship. You find this to be "relatable" and "big mood". But the bird does need a rescue, it might just have to be you doing it.

2/8 Duke 2018/09/30(Sun)09:31 No. 904214 ID: 1668de
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>SAY: "Hey your name is duck"
Duck seems to understand, nods, and continues to not give two shits. That's our girl.

>MOVE: Island back up
It was irresponsible to dunk the island, you think to yourself. You should undunk it, and undunk it you do.

>TAKE: Fog Of War
This fog is really irritating, and Duck doesn't seem to want to go exploring, you resort to something that shouldn't work but is worth a try anyway.
...
...
What.
What the fuck.

>SAY: "FUCK YEAH THAT'S AWESOME"
Duck seems startled by your sudden victory screech. But otherwise supportive that it all seems happy in the mystery voice zone.

"Beginners tips! Special tip! You have successfully used the TAKE command, and as such have unlocked four, count em, four new commands to use in conjunction with the TAKE command! They are as follows;

PLACE- Place something you took back into the world. Simple, effective.
INSERT- Insert something you took into something else in the world. Handy for putting things in other things. Use with caution.
COMBINE- Take two taken items and mash them together into something new! What will you get!? Who knows!!
ENCHANT- Permanently destroys an item to enchant another with the properties of the destroyed item. ie: Enchanting a boulder with the essence of chair makes that boulder more comfortable to sit on!


That's all the tips for now. If you need more tips, I'll be there.
Signed. Anonymous tipgiver"

3/8 Duke 2018/09/30(Sun)09:32 No. 904215 ID: 1668de
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>SAY: "sorry dragon gal, we're just gonna mess around and make stuff for a bit with our cool god powers. Let us know if you need anything! We'll stop and have a proper talk with you soon don't worry."
Duck shrugs. You may have underestimated her observational abilities, as this does not seem to surprise her in the least.

>CREATE;
>Whales
>Seals
>Whale Harnesses
>Hitch whales to ship
>Jet engine, attach to ship.
>Jet fuel
>Blood Moon
>Factory
>Candle Forest
>Bookshelf
>3271 lemons, exactly, no more and no less.
>Island of ass, assland.
>bright and colorful ocean coral and flora
>Sunken city
>Sunken ships
>Water Temple
>Kaiju size mecha
>Create colorful harmless tropical fish and sharks
>10 bees
>9 beehives
You observe all you have created, Duck does also. The mecha sparks once and makes a horrible battery dying noise, it appears to have not survived the ocean. And assland fused itself with the blood moon! How peculiar. Duck seems to like the dead mecha, you are not sure why, but they are giggling a little over it. There is a twinge of smug in their luagh.

A thought dawns upon you.
What if the island wanted to be dunked?
>MOVE: Island down
You re-dunk the island. This was a good idea.

4/8 Duke 2018/09/30(Sun)09:33 No. 904216 ID: 1668de
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>SAY: "Apologies for the mess."
Duck seems to understand, but they chuckle at your words. You are beginning to think maybe Duck has certain perceptions about you.

>MOVE: All bunker items to ship.
>MOVE: Island down further
You want to dunk the island further into the ocean, as is the nature of man. But you remember that poor bird trapped within. You shift all the items from the bunker onto the ship. And then plunge the island into the abyss.
You slam that fucker down.
God damn.
Duck seems to be really taken by the various jars of spices, and falls asleep upon them. All tuckered out already, aww.

>CREATE: Badass whale
Oh.
Oh wow.
That whale is smoking a joint on the beach.
With the seals.
This whale.
Is such a Bad Ass.
You can't help but feel a little jealous of this blubbery badboy. The seals coo over his wily good looks and rugged personality, he blows a smoke ring out his blowhole.

>SAY: FUCK
The badass whale acknowledges your envy and fingerguns at you with its enormous flippers. You wish you were that cool. Duck does not respond, they are asleep.

5/8 Duke 2018/09/30(Sun)09:33 No. 904217 ID: 1668de
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>MOVE: Air strip, bunker, dock to sea level.
>Also the swimming pool.
You bring the facilities back to the surface. Its a good idea, you see, as you might need these but the island remains dunked this way. Win-win.

>MOVE: Pirate ship to largest land
You move the ship to the largest land you can see, which is the northern island. Just for funsies and to see if you can do that with a TCP on board. It seems you can! As long as it does not disturb them.

>TAKE: Land
>TAKE: Buried Treasure
You take one of the islands. This also worked. This seems a little potent. You also take the buried treasure, Duck now has a map that leads to nowhere. That'll teach them to laugh at you when you're being funny.

>MOVE: Island up
You move the island back to the surface, you decide dunkery was silly after all. The facilities are now extremely tall.

6/8 Duke 2018/09/30(Sun)09:34 No. 904218 ID: 1668de
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>SPAWN: leviathan
You are unable to spawn a leviathan type TCP as the tcp limit has been reached. Try again when it has been raised.

Darn.


>CREATE;
>That one specific gun and a bag of infinite ammo. Right next to duck.
>Pirate Ship Operation Manual
>Diving Suits
>Dragon cookies
>Cool goggles
>TV/VCR Combo.
>Instructional video on "how to read hosted by tiny cat ringo starr"
>Pen and Notebook
>Handbook of many general handy topics
>Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Crafting, Production and Operation.
>Africa by Toto
>Floating helper robot
>Squirt gun
>Megaphone
>Gasoline generator
>Gasoline
>Butter
>Several boxes of biscuits
>Barrel of fresh water
>Red, green and blue signal flags
>Parasol
>Radio
The booty has been made. You are sure when Duck wakes up she'll be impressed, or at least happy there's cookies. You escapades in creating fluids seem to have been failures however, and you have only succeeded in making a huge mess. Perhaps its best not to do that, or perhaps you need more practise. It's really up to you, you tell yourself. You note that the flags are furled up into rolls and Africa by Toto is a VCR casette.

>Proposal: Tutorial of basic skills.
A voice within you taps the metaphorical dining glass at the metaphorical round table. They propose that we should be focused upon making a tutorial of basic skills for our kitties so that they may be skilled in basic ways.
Is this a fine goal? Should we pursue this endeavor?

7/8 Duke 2018/09/30(Sun)09:35 No. 904219 ID: 1668de
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>CREATE: ANTIMATTER x40
Its time.
You make 40 antimatter.
Nothing happens. Huh. It definitely accepted the command, but nothing happened. Weeeeeeird.

>CREATE: apology card saying "sorry bear with us please we're still getting used to this"
Duck deserves to know.
Though, you dont think they can read.
Oh well. Its a nice sentiment regardless.

8/8 Duke 2018/09/30(Sun)09:36 No. 904220 ID: 1668de
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After a hard minutes work of making commands you sit back and look into your godspace. That fog of war is here, and is just blotting out everything. You can make out the buried treasure, and some green can be made out in the distance.

>Proposal: Limit to chaos.
Yet another voice steps forward to the podium to give a proposal, this one far more spicy.
"I uh.
This is probably too much power for 10+ people to share without limits. Can we, like, put a cap on things? I don't want to upset our cat(s) by being too chaotic!"
Its a valid point. Should there be a limit to our dipshittery? If so what?

But before you can finish that thought, something appears in the godspace. A message, for you.

NEW CORRESPONDENCE WITH GUMBY:
GUMBY: Hello?
GUMBY: Are you there?
GUMBY: Please respond...


Bear with me while I get format/style/flow more solid and consistent people. Sorry.

What's this chicken leg doing here?

>>904220
Hi Gumby you have like the most adorable bird face! Thank you for being awesome! Want to be friends? You should make some silly fun stuff its great! can you say the bad words?

enchant ship with fog of war

tell gumby theyre cute
spawn leviathan again

Take fog of war
Take Gumby
Enchant Gumby with fog of war

>>904221
never insult gumby!

expand ass island to be three times its current size.

tell gumby we are here and we are listening and they seem nice and what should we call ourselves this is confusing and have you seen our ass island or our kickass pirate ship we have a talking bird and a dead robot dinosaur and you are very cute gumby how'd you get that name we don't have a name we are a bunch of people somehow and also you are cute and how do we spawn a leviathan.

move all of the lemons next to duck.

create a note that says "this is for scurvy"

take half of the lemons
combine land with lemons
place land back where it was

sink the island again
create a complex lattice of bombs on the island that blow up if they are exposed to air.

>>904220
CORRESPOND Gumby: "We are here."

Also, in all likelihood the antimatter created produced forty antimatter particles which all instantaneously annihilated but were too small to perceive.

Say: Grumpy want a cracker?

A note, if you need a disthread use this one.

>>/questdis/111218

I will clarify things if you need me to!

Raise the island back up

Winner winner chicken dinner
If you know what I mean~

>>904233
NO RUDE TO GUMBY

"WORRY NOT GUMBY CHILD, WE OF THE VOID KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING. YOU ARE SAFE IN OUR LARGE, NONEXISTENT ARMS. WE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU AND KISS YOU SOFTLY ON YOUR HEAD IF IT MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE."

Okay, I've played enough Scribblenauts to know what I did wrong.
TAKE: mecha
CREATE: cool, waterproof, kaiju-sized mecha from the super-robot genre (so it can fly and shoot lasers and turn the young protagonist into god in the last episode)
CREATE: mecha piloting manual (w/ lots of illustarations)
CREATE: The flag of the Ukranian Free Territory at the top of the mast but instead of "working people" it says "tiny cat people"

on the largest island,create a mountain range that says GUMBY ROCKS.

create portraits of gumby and wax and place them on the ship

create bean burrito. take bean burrito. create fridge. take fridge. put bean burrito inside fridge to save for when we have a body to eat it with. ask gumby if they want to split a bean burrito with us.

Sup brah, how's it hanging? You play baseball?

"Hello! Please forgive us in advance for our tomfoolery, we're currently in the midst of being commanded around by a amalgamation of twenty people shouting nonsense at a text box and it is difficult for us to coordinate effectively. Or even function as an entity. If you find we insult you or cause harm to you in any way, we don't mean it. Or at least, most of us don't mean it. Probably."

Hello, Gumby. We now respond. We are an eccentric bunch.

>>904220
HELLOS
WE ARE THE GOD OF CHAOS AND YOU ARE GREEN
CAN WE COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE??????????

greet birb
spawn small, ultralightweight unbreakable cannister.
insert fog of war into the cannister (it will end up pressurized)
place cannister on ship
morph ship into a USS Zumwalt destroyer so it doesnt sink when the gasoline inevitably combusts
spawn TCP-compatible F-35B onto Zumwalt helipad
put cat-ear headband on badass whale. They are now a TCP (TCP limit: 1 + 1)
supply ship and plane with any required ammunition, weapons, and fuel
spawn a lactation fetish milker! Do we have anything that lactates or even has breasts? NO! but now we have this just cuz.

Ask TCP for help

Make parrot omniscient, but also kind of moody.

>>904256
SFW quest!!!

>>904259
now who said anything about doing nsfw stuff?

>>904220
Start our response with "Holy Toledo!"

Spawn several barrels of steel filled with fresh water
Spawn several barrels of steel filled with gasoline
Spawn large metal tank(container, not vehicle) filled with napalm jelly

Lets not accidentally murder our cat:
Spawn TCP-compatible hazmat suit
Spawn TCP-compatible M50 (cuz they look cool) gas mask

Give badass whale a quadruped mech and separate mech arms they can use

>>904263
Those should be CREATE commands. SPAWN is for TCPs.

Do not take Gumby. Do not enchant Gumby with fog of war.

Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Suggestion 2018/09/30(Sun)18:27 No. 904275 ID: 2202fb
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>>904265
Right

Create: several barrels of steel filled with fresh water
Create: several barrels of steel filled with gasoline
Create: large metal tank(container, not vehicle) filled with napalm jelly
Create: TCP-compatible hazmat suit
Create: TCP-compatible M50 gas mask


@Leviathanon

Might have been ur problem too.

Create: Leviathan

--

Create: Gumby Statue

Create: Lesser Aeronomicon
Create: Lesser Lithonomicon
Create: Home Economicon
Create: Spyglass of Farseeing

Create: Greater Necronomicon

are you ok gumby

Okay, so i have been thinking and i think i have a good idea for a system for us.

Basically, all suggestions are law, meaning if something is suggested, it will 100% happen with one exception. As i said, these suggestions are law, but like laws, they can be overturned. If someone doesnt like a suggestion, they can veto it, which negates the suggestion (only need one veto). If someone suggests something contrary to another suggestion, such as the inane island shenanigans, both suggestions are nixed.
To prevent any one voice from lording over others, if something is vetoed, a third voice can veto the veto, which reinstates the suggestion.

To summarize, each suggestion will basically have an imaginary counter that starts at 1. If someone doesnt like it, they vote against it and lower the counter to 0. Positive votes raise the counter, negative votes lower it. As long as the counter is at at least 1, the suggestion goes into effect.

>>904305
Additionally, lets not just nix things for no good reason. We can continue our nonsense, but lets try to keep it constructive.
we dont really want to end up in a frog-crimes-esque scenario

I personally would like to create a bunch of military gear and teach our charge(s) how to use it, but we dont need to be belligerent, it should be for wargames and defense.

Speaking of;
Teach Duck: Marksmanship
Teach Duck: Gun Safety
Teach Duck: Trigger Discipline
Teach Duck: Badassery
Teach Duck: the enjoyment of target shooting
Create: Shoothouse supplies (cutout targets, circle targets, popup target mechanisms, sandbags, lots and lots of plywood)

If someone doesnt like these, they can address each individually to veto, or veto the entirety, but plz give a reason for doing so.

----
>>904291
vetoing and replacing with:
Create: Lesser Necronomicon
Teach Duck: Dangers of reading eldritch texts irresponsibly
We dont want to have our charge melt into a pile of gore.

>>904307
>>904305
I don't think that's going to work, I don't think you can just change the way the collective works at will. We'd probably have to do something like...
CREATE: magical binding geas contract scroll of [veto system]
CREATE: magical contract pen
TAKE: magical binding geas contract scroll of [veto system]
TAKE: magical contract pen
And then sign the thing. We might need a physical form for this.

Also there's still no teach commands.

Countervotes aren't even real and if they were it'd effectively give people more than one vote. Like voting for your own thing and counter voting everything else. For example, I vote to counter vote every countervote that has existed, exists, or will exist, except for this one. There, now all your countervotes are cancelled out. Get back to voting for the things you want instead of whining about things you don't want.

>>904308
I am just trying to help.

>>904310
You have a valid point, however one would hope that people would be more mature than that. I did include in my suggestion that a veto would need to give a reason. The counter-veto is supposed to keep people from doing what you are suggesting (although this would only work to counter individuals).

We need order. I am not saying my suggestion is the best and only way to go about it, but we do indeed need order. If anyone has better suggestions, feel free to share.

>>904308
also srry, i messed up

Well it seems like this countervote idea is already in effect kind of anyway. All suggestions are taken, so your suggestion can undo the actions of another, like with the island dunking. You just have to be specific with your suggestion and how it undoes another one rather than just "countervote" it.
I probably should've been more specific with my suggestion, but oh well.

>>904346
Mostly, i want to nix the dunking and undunking type of contradictory suggestions showing up within one update.

dunk the island once more for good measure

Drizzle chocolate syrup over the island like a rice snack.

New player means TCP limit goes up right?

If so:
SPAWN: Leviathan Type TCP

Next time we get a limit increase, we really should make an alpheidae TCP.

>>904346
The only thing I'm worried about is that as it stands if someone makes a shitload of antimatter or something equally stupid and irreversible we have no way of stopping that.

We should just install a spring under the island to make it bounce up and down eternally.

>>904397
Before the inevitable:

Create: large magnetic antimatter housing
Create: antimatter x40
Insert: antimatter x40 in housing

Also, fuck the facilities and the dunking
Create: Aircraft Carrier
Insert: Facility Contents ( >>903811 )into aircraft carrier

>>904397
They already made a stupid amount of antimatter and it did nothing.

See:
>>903908
>>904219

Presumably, objects in the TCP-space are not made of traditional matter. Thus they have no interaction with antimatter.

>>904421
Well let's find out for sure!

TAKE Antimatter x40

dunk the entire fucking ocean

>>904424
Why are you trying to blow up the quest.

>>904431
do it i fucking dare you

CREATE: Sick ass Rave lights all over our islands.
CREATE: Floating Dance Floor.
CREATE: Giant Subwoofers.
CREATE: Stylish TCP Disco clothing.
CREATE: Cool hat for new birb friend.

Show our new birb friend our trainwreck new renovated island.

CREATE: Lots and lots of fire everywhere.

>>904431
No!
Raise the ocean!
Dunk EVERYTHING!!!

CREATE: A better game

CREATE:BASS

>>904220
Create : Infinite Water source that will make more water forever and slowly dunk everything that we don't dunk immediately

Create: Chastity belt in godspace that limits our create commands

Take the ocean

>>904472
NEVER

Create: time-traveling chastity belt in godspace that only acts to block anyone else who tries to limit other suggestions

Create pile of bike-horns

HELLO BIRB, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

create: tv, nintendo wii, wii sports resort, wii controller and nunchucks (put them near duck so she can enjoy the Best Sports Video Game of All Time once she wakes up)

This is absolute bs at this point.

Well if we're going full pants on head then
CREATE: ELEVEN BARRELS OF HELL!!!
Do not disappoint me Duke.

Enchant the bees with the beehive. fuck musical chairs let's make these bees honeycomby

>Create: Lesser gods to advise and help us because goddamn we cant do anything right

w-well, at least all this crap gives duck a hoard... we really gotta chill though guys

idea - so there's a few islands there but what if we give them huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhoneros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big old tonkongerekoogers.

and then we give another island even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

OJG 2018/10/03(Wed)15:04 No. 904753 ID: e37a06
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Each dot represents 1000 hogs.

>>904753
There's a lot of hogs in the ocean. There's a lot of hogs separating everyone.

TAKE:[VOID POWER:CREATE]
INSERT:[VOID POWER:CREATE] into [TCP:DUCK]

>>904753
Make the pigs pig-squirrel hybrids and we're set.

CREATE: Sentience stone. It makes something sentient when combined with it.
TAKE: 2 bees
TAKE: Sentience stone
COMBINE: Bloodbutt island, 2 bees, and Sentience Stone
TEACH DUCK: Duck-Duck-Goose.

TAKE: TCP Slot from Gumby

>>904446
do you mean bass or bass?

>>904886
Yes

>>904886
I meant BASS. But a BASS bass would also be acceptible.

See >>904909

CREATE: Giant Waterproof Computer to process end of world scenarios and Proposals and communicate the results of said analysis to us.

It runs immediately.

CREATE: Chess board and pieces.

TEACH DUCK: Basic Tactics and Strategy
TEACH DUCK: How to play Chess

COUNTERPROPOSAL: Create Internal TCP Voting. Majority wins. The only reason to limit our Chaos is for limited things, and the only limited thing we can make right now is TCPs.

We still haven't unlocked the TEACH command guys.

1/6 Duke 2018/10/06(Sat)01:34 No. 905311 ID: 1668de
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>MOVE: Island down
You shift the island down once more, oh to be young and free!

>CREATE:
>Expansion for ass island
>Bombs that explode on contact with air.
>A NEW mecha thats waterproof this time.
>Flag
>Large mountain that says "Gumby".
>Statue of gumby.
>Chocolate syrup over island as though it was some kind of rice snack.
>Air craft carrier
>Giant subwoofers
>Give the island HUGE boobs.i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhoneros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big old tonkongerekoogers.
>Give ANOTHER island even BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous.
You take a moment to just bask in the grandeur of your industrious prowess.
A big old ass.
Some big fucking knockers.
Some BIGGER fucking knockers.
A paper airplane aircraft carrier.
A tasty island.
Is there anything you can't do? You even settled on a great way to stop the island shenanigans. You're so smart.

??: HI BIRDIE.
??: We are here
??: Are u ok???
GUMBY: HI!
GUMBY: Golly gosh gee wiz I haven't seen a new collective in years!
GUMBY: I was worried you might not have made it through right.
GUMBY: But I suppose wax knows what they're doing. I'm fine.
GUMBY: So that's great! How are you liking existence so far?
GUMBY: I bet you're full of questions.

2/6 Duke 2018/10/06(Sat)01:35 No. 905312 ID: 1668de
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>TAKE: lemons
>TAKE: mech
You take the lemons and the mech. This is simple enough.

>COMBINE: land+lemons
You combine the land and some of the lemons. It makes a lemonland. A single incredibly large lemon. Incredible.

>PLACE: lemonland
You christen your lands with lemonland. Now that it knows sour, mayhaps you can know some sweetness in your life. You feel philosiphical thinking about the implications.

>ENCHANT: bees with beehives
You enchant 9 of the bees with a beehive each. They are now hyper mobile camper bees. There's nowhere they cannot go.
One bee however, is just a bee. Why. Why did you do this. They have no friends anymore. How could you.

>MOVE:Island up
You change your mind. The island needs to be aired.
It promptly explodes.
You are.
SO.
Smart.

??: TAKE GUMBY
GUMBY: ...
GUMBY: You can't do that silly!
??: HOW TO TAKE BIRD
??: HOW TO COOK BIRD
??: Sorry, sorry, I'm so fucking sorry. I don't mean that.
??: HOW TO WIN CHICKEN DINNER
??: I just, I don't know. I Get these thoughts and I feel I have to act on them!
GUMBY: You seem to have some problems there friendidlio.
GUMBY: I'd be tickled pink if you'd let me help you out! I happen to know a thing or two ~nyo~ho~ho!
??: Please.

3/6 Duke 2018/10/06(Sat)01:35 No. 905313 ID: 1668de
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>MOVE: Island Down.
No one will ever know what transpired here but you and duck. Well. Maybe not duck. They seem to have been asleep through the whole thing. Incredible.

??: Have you seen my ass.
GUMBY: ..
??: I made an ass island.
GUMBY: No I cant see your land actually!
GUMBY: And you can't see mine.
GUMBY: I think.
??: You're very cute and how did you get that name.
??: I dont have a name.
??: How do I get a name.
GUMBY: Ah
GUMBY: You think my name is cute..
GUMBY: You flatter me.
GUMBY: As for getting a name, you can pick one out on your own time.
GUMBY: As well as a form!
GUMBY: Right now you just look like a black fog. Which is weird, you shouldn't look like anything! You didn't do anything did you? Anyway...
GUMBY: Gosh picking a form is so much fun!
GUMBY: I can't WAIT to see what you look like!
GUMBY: Its a big permanent decision however.
GUMBY: So I guess that was a little white lie. I very much can wait. And I'd like you to do as much too.

4/6 Duke 2018/10/06(Sat)01:36 No. 905315 ID: 1668de
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>PLACE: Lemons near duck
You shift the rest of the lemons near duck. And leave them a little note. Fighting scurvy is everyones responsibility, especially yours.

>CREATE;
>mech piloting manual
>portraits of gumby and wax
>Lesser aeronomicon
>Lesser lithonomicon
>Home Economicon
>Greater Necronomicon
>Lesser necronomicon
>Cool hat for bird
>A better game
>A wii, wii sports resort and a wiimote/nunchuks.
You make some more bullshit. You really like books. Apparently. You nerd.
The better game you made was tetris™ VHS edition. Unsatisfied, you made a second game, much more befitting of a collective such as yourself, and you port The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ to the VHS.
But you capitulate regardless and settle on some good old fashioned wii fun. Duck will be in a world of videos game.

5/6 Duke 2018/10/06(Sat)01:36 No. 905316 ID: 1668de
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You turn your attention to your immediate surrounds, you need more stuff, you think.

>CREATE;
>bean burrito
>fridge
>Completely nonbinding piece paper with contract on it
>Pen
>Chastity belt. Its just a chastity belt though. No special properties.
>Chastity belt with a clock on it
You make some stuff. It appears you can't actually make anything magical. Which is a shame, really. But at least there's burrito.....
Oh no.
You have no mouth, but you must eat. Truly this is tragedy.

??: Do u want to split a bean burrito w me
GUMBY: I would...
GUMBY: LOVE TO!
GUMBY: But you don't actually exist, per say, yet.
GUMBY: Not where I am. You're stuck in limbo til you win this game!
GUMBY: Better win then bucko!
GUMBY: Hee~

6/6 Duke 2018/10/06(Sat)01:37 No. 905317 ID: 1668de
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>SAY: Grumpy want a cracker?
Duck mumbles a bit and promptly falls back to sleep. Oh, you know she wants a cracker. That's exactly what she wants, and you know just the cracker you're gonna give a grump.

>INSERT: CREATE COMMAND INTO DUCK
You absolute madman.
Duck now weilds the CREATE command, and you do not any longer. You test this.

>CREATE: Chessboard
The command fails. What have you done.

??: I made a bunch of shit in my space here to try and control myself but it doesn't seem to do anything much.
??: Can I not do that
GUMBY: Well, no
GUMBY: Though it worries me that you're trying this
GUMBY: I'd advise you not to stifle your inner workings at such a young age.
??: oh
??: oh...
GUMBY: It's ok! Experiment! Don't do anything that'll hurt you long term though!
GUMBY: I'm here if you have questions.
GUMBY: I am well versed in collectives~
??: uh
??: funny you should say that
GUMBY: what...what did you do

Wait, what did we do again?

Take Take Command
Give Take Command to Duck

>ENCHANT duck with lemon island
>SAY "Ascend, o mortal soul"
>MOVE ALL commands to duck

we gave the create command to Duck, our TCP.

to Gumby:
so what tips do you have on not being too chaotic?

>>905317
Give Godhood to Duck

>>905331
sorry Insert Godhood into Duck

We gave our god powers to our TCP

>>905311
(I meant the other gumby you fucking walnut)

>>905319
This is several layers of bad idea. Just no.

Take create command.
Create create command.
Insert create command to Duck.

I am disappoint.

Gumby please we have no mouth and we must burrito, help us.

>>905319
no fuck
>>905331
oh fuck!
>>905332
ew no
>>905337
Please let this work

maybe
GIVE Place command to Duck.
Fuck that may not work shit!
GIVE Give command to Duck.
Say: Duck can you give us back the take and create commands please?

TAKE: CREATE from Duck.
CREATE: CREATE command times 20.
TAKE: All CREATE commands.
GIVE: One (1) CREATE to Duck.
CREATE: GIVE command times 20.
GIVE: One (1) GIVE to Duck.

Can we just make our Godform a recolor of Gumby

"Okay, Gumby, so on the topic of limiting our god powers, we kind of just gave our CREATE command to our TCP, and I would not be surprised if everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong right about now."

Wax, we need you to disable our commands and get the create command back from our TCP. We can't stop being dumb!

Suggestion 2018/10/06(Sat)07:49 No. 905350 ID: 1851b6
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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

So uh... we kinda gave the create command to our TCP, Duck. We may have screwed ourselves over.

TAKE: all commands aside from say and insert.
INSERT: all commands aside from say and insert into duck.

Duck will make much better use of these than us. Viva TCP!

>Create: Robot whose only function is dabbing
>Create: Fortnite - MORBIT version
>Create: Death-defying horror-shaped aquatic creature
>Create: 1 trillion eggs, nano-sized
>Say: heck

Insert all commands into Duck and hope she's generous or at the very least knows how to use them well

Wait for Duck to wake up.

Upon awakening Say: Now You can CREATE things! Try it out!

GUMBY WE FUCKED UP

We should probably not give our dragon TCP world-altering powers.

>>905347
Probably not a good idea, I think our godspace is on fire, which is why there's smoke there. And Gumby looks very flammable.

Plus that sounds boring.