Pull down his pants and try to push him!

>>842228
Before he gets back to his space, kick to the taint!

Use the deadly double nipple twister attack!

>>842228
Pull down his pants and push him over!!

Crotch bash!

>>842231
Seconded.

Bunny 2017/11/03(Fri)17:12 No. 842314 ID: a8be48
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>>842231
>>842232
>>842277
>>842292
>You slide your way over to him nervously
>You pull down his pants
>You stare intently at his sheat and balls
>You then bash his nuts in with your foot
>He's out for the count, time to run

Your weapon leveled up! Take SCYTHECLUB with you.

Take his pants with you, and wear them. It may not fit, but it will have to do for now.

Give him a hand job. It's the least you can do after crushing his balls.

TAKETH YE PHAT LOOTS
SYTHCLUB AND PANTS ARE YOURS!

>>842314
Take his weapon and your weapon and his pants!

And also take one of his tents!

>>842322
Its only fair at this point. See if you can take Sytheclub as it will probably be very heavy. See if the pants will fit, if not then roll up the pants legs and prepare to hold em up.

>>842314
Wear pants as a cape.

Proudly equip your new Scythe-club and pose as you reach level 2.

>>842314
yes, be sure to loot your downed foe

kick him in the nuts again just to be sure he wont follow us (though really a nuke from orbit is the only true wat to be sure we don't have the resources to do that, and even then he could be superman you never know)

Suggestion 2017/11/03(Fri)18:34 No. 842348 ID: c31aac
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>>842314
His pants are now your backpack! GRAB EVERYTHING AND BOOK IT!

Use Craftytech Noob Player Trick: Loot and Run

assert dominance through terror/pain by grinding your foot of his pelvis.

Grab his balls- I mean, pants. Grab his pants and use them as a cape and run.

Gonna bump the thread for now cause i'll be out most of the day

Bunny 2017/11/04(Sat)22:02 No. 842631 ID: a8be48
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>>842344
>YES! LEVEL 2!!!!
>You feel literally no different than before
>But your only level 2 so lets keep leveling up!

Bunny 2017/11/04(Sat)22:05 No. 842633 ID: a8be48
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>>842316
>>842317
>>842326
>>842335
>>842337
>>842345
>>842442
>You would loot your stuff back but now its too heavy and the pants won't fit
>He does have a book on him tho? You could fit it in the backside of your panties for safe keeping

>>842633
Tie the pants around your neck. Pull the Scythe out of the club. You threw it overhand WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO PUNCH THROUGH IT, you're clearly strong as fuck.

Separate club and scythe. Take book. Seriously. Books are always more valuable than they appear around here.

Separate the club and scythe. Carry the scythe in your hand.

equip pants and scytheclub, store book in new pants slot.

Is that his wallet? take that wallet.
as for the scythe, You'll have to wiggle and work it out of the club slowly. If he starts to wake up in the middle of the process, just kick him in the head a few times.

Also your level up seems to have given you extremely firm nipples.

Did that level-up enhance knockers? Take wallet, equip scytheclub so it isn't taking inventory space.

>>842633
Why aren't your hands equipment slots.

You could use the scythe to cut up the pant if they won't fit. Make yourself a belt, or a sash or something you can hang stuff on.

Take the book and continue towards the city. Read the book while walking. Surely that wouldn't cause you to trip the second time, would it?

Do this
>>842348
then duel wield club and scythe.

Or you could wait for the Asshole to come to and ask him to join your party, you could offer him loot and sex as payment.

When was the last time you ate besides the magic carrot? Cut off his dick balls and eat them for protein

Suggestion 2017/11/06(Mon)09:58 No. 842920 ID: a8be48
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>>842636
>>842637
>>842734
>You put the book in the back of your panties, your panties are gonna start sagging from all this shit you keep putting in them
>You drag the scythebat out in the open and begin trying to pry the scythe from the bat
>The handle of the scythe snaps and you fall over
>Well fuck
>You think of a new plan that might involve the asshole you just nut-kicked but he's out for the count and probably doesn't like you at all for that
>You might as well read the book to see what it is

Read book.

>>842920
Take off the asshole's pants, and use them to tie him up in case he wakes up.

Put either the scythe club or the former scythe handle in your butt slot. You need a weapon for later. (Handle side end of the club obviously, safety first)
Put the other in the asshole's asshole.

throw pants in campfire to be sure it doesn't go out, then read the book.

>>842951
This.

Throw the asshole on the fire, then pee on him to put it out

You can read the book later, once you've found a place to hide. For now I think the priority is expanding your inventory space. If this >>842348 won't work, search the camp for a proper backpack or some other purpose-built container. Failing anything else, fold up the tent into a big bag and drag it behind you.

Bunny 2017/11/08(Wed)11:29 No. 843501 ID: a8be48
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>>842921
>>842951
>You open the book, and its uhhh?
>>842348
>This?
>You look back at the pants and start to think of making a nice backpack
>You also think of shoving the bat or scythe handle up your butt but they are both too big and would probably hurt a lot so you don't

What a useless book! Throw it away. Leave the pants behind also because we don't have a rope to tie them into a backpack like on the picture. Then continue on your journey!

Then shove scythe handle up Assholes asshole!
Make pantspack.
Take new spiky club.
Search area for food.

Suggestion 2017/11/08(Wed)16:12 No. 843586 ID: 64dbb8

Use the scythe blade to reduce the scythe handle's size. Insert into butt slot. Shove scytheclub into asshole's asshole.

Search his tent for rope

Make the backpack and put everything you can't carry in it plus the book so your panties don't get damaged.

ride his dick and then dismantle his tent for supplies

Do something

Cover his modesty with the tent so he isn't set upon by the first scavenger that sees him, unlike you were.

>>843501
toss him on the fire and consume his flesh