>>809604 Klok: "I'M NOT CLOCK PRIME! I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DO HIS BIDDING! I'M JUST A PUPPET, A PUPPET WHO CAN SEE THE STRINGS! I'M A USELESS LITTLE NARRATOR WHO CAN'T EVEN-" tick Klok: "Oh god." tock https://youtu.be/YCi8YyXDTPU Klok: "Oh dear god no." tick Klok: "Please god no." tock
Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo?
>>809610 ok
Klok: "YIP!" Klok: "Oh, it's just Pocket. Hey there Greenbean."
Klok: "I thought I was totally screwed for a second ther-" Klok: "Oh. Oh dear god no..."
Whelp, we'll see you when you are a skeleton again I guess.
>>810002 Wait Wait, hold on.Give it a few more microseconds. Let the force propagate. Let the heat turn blood and bone to expanding gas and plasma... And Bam! You didn't need that arm anyway. Or that head.
>>810027
???: I believe you are forgetting a key player in this grandiose game.
>>810091 I would never forget you, Grey Sludge Man.
>>810093 ???: Ah yes, the construct of "humor". I fail to see the purpose in its fruitless attempts to deceive, insult, or entertain.
>>810111 Ok. Then do your thing already.
>>810168 ???: Very well.
> help
>locate >female sex-idol fantasy creature
>Stay Here
>>810212 >Locating... >error:Command cannot be used outside of story >>810213 >error:CommandNotFound >>810210 >listStoryArchive >runStory<story> >changeVer<version> >findStory<keyword> >loadUnusedStory >listAllPawns >findPawn<pawn> >cmd//contactADMIN >cmd//RunAI
runstory<Sunburn> (worth a shot) runstory<MaskSaga> findstory<that one about the girl escorting a cripple from a psycho robot girl and I personally recommended she throw the cripple at the robot and it worked>
>>810224 1. PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 2. GOTO 1
>>810249 >Processing... >HELLO WORLD >HELLO WORLD >HELLO WORLD >Loop detected! Reverting! >_ >>810227 >error: story "Sunburn" not found! >suggested action:listStoryArchive >_ >Running story "MaskSaga"! >... >... >... >Initialization complete! Press any key to continue!
凸
uhh, where is the any key?
>>810309 Booooo, overused and we were all thinking it.
{The interface seems to still be on. Turn it off?}
>>810352 Have it play an animation while the Mask quest is up. We might need the interface later.
>Animation Loaded!
{the interface seemed to know you were coming...}
editPawn<MaskSaga.Cheshire> set grintoothy = false;
>Processing... >Error! Command needs Admin approval! Input Password:>_
>>811269 Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
Password
>>811275 >Konami Code Detected! Displaying Konami animation! >>811281 >ADMIN: Fuckin' really?
>>811309 What? You said to input "Password" and that's what we did!
>Admin: ... >Admin: I suppose you have a point.
Methodically try the most common passwords: Admin 123456 qwerty <null. As in not typing a password and just hitting enter>
TransgenderTimepiece ClockworkIsAGirl FearTheButts ScarredUpAssCrack GummiBoobs SausageShakes MyAssIsGrassAndImAnAssKicker Stupid@#$%ingLevelScaling We don't have the post privileges for a brute force hack. Anyone got a Fallout Mastermind hacking minigame?
TickTockimaclockisaidTickTockimaclock
>>811377 >>811378 >>811454 >Admin: Your comedic skills are never ceasing, but I'm afraid I can't let you change the grin of the Cheshire Cat, otherwise he'd just be a talking tabby.
>Admin: Tell you what, I'll cut you all a deal. >Admin: I'll give you a choice. >Admin: The next post will be a selection of stories and a poll. >Admin: Vote on which story should be told, and I'll write it, no matter what it is, no questions asked. >Admin: Sound fair?
https://goo.gl/tjoUNx
>>811489 A tabby? What was his father a giraff?
>>811613 >Admin: You'll find out. >Admin: Or rather, you might, depending on the poll results.
listAllPawns findPawn<Puppy> findPawn<Y'golevaastl>
>>811657 >Searching... >Y'GOLEVASTL located! >Found [1] Response in VOID!
>Administrator input received! >Outputs: [END POLL] [REPOST POLL]
>>812419 Translation: "SOS stop This is pocketwatch stop Klok has been thrown through a rift stop Need help locating him please help stop" Terrible morse code. Didn't even separate the words by using / or | like you're supposed to!
*grumble grumble maybe he was in a rush grumble grumble*