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809266 No. 809266 ID: 71cadf

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No. 809312 ID: 71cadf
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809312

>>809303
???: " Definitely levitating. It bobs up and down a little, but other than that, it's completely stationary."
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No. 809313 ID: 71cadf
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809313

???: "NOW WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKIN' MINUTE, WHO THE FUCK CLAWED UP MY TOMBSTONE?!?!?!"
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No. 809314 ID: 5abf51

It was the cookie monster
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No. 809315 ID: be0718

You did, of course.
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No. 809317 ID: 71cadf
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809317

>>809314
???: "Ha ha, fuck you."
>>809315
???: "Wait, you know what happened to me?"
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No. 809319 ID: be0718

>>809317
Absolutely. You were cut down in the middle of our trade deal for a bridge. If you'll just sign here with your good arm...
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No. 809326 ID: 71cadf
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809326

>>809319
???: " Oh ha ha. You must make a killing on deceiving amnesiacs. You know, creatures like you make me sick to my stomach, er, so to speak."
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No. 809328 ID: 8d4593

So.
Last time we met you, you were wasting our time and we were gleefully watching your ass get kicked.

Aaaaand now your back again.
Why you do dis?
At least Pocketwatch was cool.
Where that lil guy go anyway?
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No. 809330 ID: 71cadf
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809330

>>809328
>Pocketwatch
???: "Pocketwatch? Rings a bell, Couldn't tell ya what it connects to, bu-"
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No. 809333 ID: 71cadf
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809333

???: "-Wait, Was that star always there?"
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No. 809334 ID: 71cadf
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809334

???: *stunned silence*
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No. 809336 ID: 8d4593

Huh.
Reminds me of that puppy that kicked your ass.

No seriously you got beat up by a puppy.
Shit was hilarious.
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No. 809338 ID: 71cadf
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809338

TRUTH BE TOLD I WON
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No. 809339 ID: 8d4593

>>809338
Then describe this victory.
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No. 809340 ID: 71cadf
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809340

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No. 809344 ID: 8d4593

POCKET WATCH!
He remembered the puppy but not you.
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No. 809347 ID: 71cadf
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809347

*SLICE*
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No. 809348 ID: 71cadf
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809348

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No. 809350 ID: 71cadf
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809350

Klok: I'm officially terrified of Pocket
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No. 809362 ID: 891b91

Okay, now I'm confused. What did you guys do with Mr. Bones?
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No. 809392 ID: 3abd97

>>809362
They took him on a wild ride.
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No. 809403 ID: 332393
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809403

>>809362
Klok: Well, after he cut up a suggestion, he launched himself into my eye socket, he basically puppeteers me back to the Big Island, where he (rather unceremoniously) stuffed me into my Sarcophagus. It regenerated me, restored my memories, gave me some fresh clothes and spit me out. So that brings us to now, where Pocket is fuming because I was revived and didn't tell him.
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No. 809413 ID: 891b91

>>809403
Ah, so Mr. Bones is Klok, hence the clock-like sigil.

So what's with the time-related names?
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No. 809419 ID: 332393
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809419

>>809413
Klok: If I knew, I'd tell ya. The only thing I really know about the time-related nomenclature is Pocketwatch. I named him that because he's a little fragment of me. I lobbed off my left forearm to achieve this clean of a breakage. After I gave him life, his little fragment grew and grew into a full-fledged soul. He was and remains one of my greatest achievements.
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No. 809424 ID: 8d4593

Alright then Klok. Since were here, How did you die?
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No. 809425 ID: 891b91

>>809419
So he's your son, got it
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No. 809437 ID: 71cadf
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809437

>>809425
Klok: Ehhhhhh, More like 'deviating clone' or 'brainchild'.
>>809424
Klok: Oh yeah! I was-
Klok: I was...
Klok: I... I can't remember anything past our last conversation or before I reawakened.
Klok: This is... Strange...
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No. 809440 ID: 891b91

>>809437
Maybe Pocket Watch remembers something?
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No. 809456 ID: 71cadf
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809456

>>809440
Klok: Hey! There's an idea. "Hey Pocket, do you remember how I-"

Klok: "..."

Klok: "N-nevermind..."
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No. 809459 ID: 891b91

>>809456
Why are you so scared of him? And why is he so upset about you being resurrected?

Also uh, I guess you should have a look around.
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No. 809478 ID: 71cadf
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809478

>>809459
>Why are you so scared of him?
Klok: He was able to puppeteer me. That is a thing I didn't know I could do. I'm afraid because he might have more powers he's withholding.
>why is he so upset about you being resurrected?
Klok: He isn't upset about me being alive (I think) He was worried and now that I'm back without any sort of warning after I died, most likely in full view of him from the look on his face.
>you should have a look around.
Klok: It's nice out. We're just sitting on the edge of an island, watching the Void shift around us. I hope I can make it up to the little green bean, I feel awful having him so emotionally distant from me...
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No. 809487 ID: 891b91

>>809478
Well, maybe you should apologize to him for, uh, dying and then startling him with your spontaneous revival. You're beginning to make him sound dangerous, so try to stay on his good side.

Is there anywhere to go, in this void? Maybe Pocketwatch knows?
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No. 809492 ID: 71cadf
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809492

>>809487
Klok: That's... not a bad idea...

Klok: "Hey, uh, Pocket?"
Pocketwatch:?
Klok: "Sorry about, y'know, dying and then coming back when you had just got done healing..."
Pocketwatch: ...
Pocket blinked away
Klok: "..."
Klok: "I'm sorry..."
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No. 809494 ID: 71cadf
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809494

>>809487
Klok: Right right, Well I suppose we could see Y'golevastl, er, Space Dragon/Puppy.
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No. 809495 ID: 891b91

>>809492
I guess he needs time to process things. I bet he'll come back in due time and things will be alright. Until then, you might as well survey the area. Are there any points of interest on the island?
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No. 809497 ID: 891b91

Yeah, let's see the spacedragonpuppy!
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No. 809500 ID: 71cadf
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809500

>>809495
Klok: Not really, this island isn't the one I've set up shop on, that is to say, it's not the big one.
>>809497
Klok: Alrighty. Time to delve a little deeper into madness.
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No. 809506 ID: 71cadf
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809506

Klok: Welp, here we are. The thinnest point in the Void, the place where my reality connects to his. If you've got any bright ideas on how to entice him out, now's your chance.
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No. 809509 ID: 71cadf
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809509

Klok: Nothin'? Well, I always knew you'd abandon me when you're most necessary. Guess I'll think of some-

https://youtu.be/ZHeLUVDYLIg

Klok: WELL, GUESS BY THE POWER OF DEUS EX MACHINA HE'S AWAKE. Let's go say Hi.
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No. 809514 ID: 71cadf
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809514

Klok: "Hey big guy."
His eye appears.
Hoo boy, he does not look happy.
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No. 809522 ID: adc5ae

High five!
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No. 809527 ID: 71cadf
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809527

>>809522
Klok: Something tells me that would be bad. We just got to some common ground recently an I don't want that undone.
Klok: "You're, uh, awake? There's a surprise! So why are you? I mean, I'm not complaining, but it's pretty early in the millenia don't you think?"
Y'golevaastl: I thought you dead
Klok: "Yeah, uh, I just got reawakened a few hours ago."
Y'golevaastl: There has been a disturbance in my slumber.
Klok: "No kidding? I guess you could say the same about mine as well.[i]"
Y'golevaastl: Your feeble attempt at humor will not mask your fear, Weaver.
Klok: "[i]Yeah, well, I'm scared of a few things, and I was hoping you'd have some answers for me.
"
Y'golevaastl: I will answer you, depending on what you are ready to know
Klok: The hell's that supposed to mean? "Uh, okay? Let's see, ummmm... Oh yeah, First question: How did I die? I mean, that's not a thing I do normally."
Y'golevaastl: You were torn asunder while traversing through a rift in reality.
Klok: Yikes, glad I don't remember that "Second question: What was the disturbance? I mean, If something was powerful enough to raise the dead and wake you up, why would didn't other things change?"
Y'golevaastl: It was a shockwave of immeasurable magnitude. Reality itself buckled under the weight of some cosmic event.
Klok: "Where can I find the source?"
Y'golevaastl: If I knew I would tell you, Weaver.
Klok: "Alrighty, what would you suggest I do?"
Y'golevaastl: Traverse the tide of existence. The path to the epicenter will become clear. Follow the trail of anomalies. The stranger they are, the closer you will be.
Klok: "How can I traverse existence? I don't want to get shredded in a rift again!"
Y'golevaastl: Your fear is logical. You will need a vessel that can support such an undertaking.
Klok: "How can I find such a craft?"
Y'golevaastl: You cannot. It has yet to be constructed.
Klok: "Okay, last one. How will I know where to look for these anomalies?"
Y'golevaastl: Resonate. You yourself are an anomaly, find what changed in you, and use that as a baseline.
Klok: "Alright, thank you, Yog."
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No. 809528 ID: 71cadf
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809528

Klok: And just like that, the rift in the Veil heals itself...and I am alone again
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No. 809546 ID: 8d4593

>>809509
Bruh. You popped into the event in the middle of our night and waited 19 minutes for us to respond. Some of us do other shit than watch yo' ass.

Our timelines are not in any way connected. If we miss you we have not abandoned you, you just opened the window at the wrong time.
That or your Omnipotent prime self is fucking with you.
Take it up with him.

Speaking of your omnipotent prime self he just let us watch an ancient evil be released.
Check it out, Yo.

https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/746262.html
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No. 809583 ID: 5245b2
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809583

>>809546
Klok: Wow, Prime sounds like a dick. I'm sure glad I ain't affilliated with his bulshittery.
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No. 809584 ID: 5245b2
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809584

Klok: Yep...
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No. 809585 ID: 5245b2
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809585

Klok: Sure glad...
Sweats bullets
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No. 809589 ID: 8d4593

Self inserts are a bitch.
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No. 809604 ID: 5245b2
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809604

>>809589
Klok: "I don't like this any more than you do, but unlike yourself, I can't go anywhere else. You can close this window, close your computer, close your eyes even, but I'll still be trapped here. If you have any sense of empathy, PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE."
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No. 809605 ID: f08985

>>809604
We're not the ones writing the story, we just freeload for the ride.
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No. 809610 ID: 5245b2
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809610

>>809604
Klok: "I'M NOT CLOCK PRIME! I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DO HIS BIDDING! I'M JUST A PUPPET, A PUPPET WHO CAN SEE THE STRINGS! I'M A USELESS LITTLE NARRATOR WHO CAN'T EVEN-"
tick
Klok: "Oh god."
tock
https://youtu.be/YCi8YyXDTPU
Klok: "Oh dear god no."
tick
Klok: "Please god no."
tock
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No. 809611 ID: 8d4593

Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo?
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No. 809612 ID: f08985

>>809610
ok
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No. 809674 ID: 5245b2
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809674

Klok: "YIP!"

Klok: "Oh, it's just Pocket. Hey there Greenbean."
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No. 809681 ID: 5245b2
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809681

Klok: "I thought I was totally screwed for a second ther-"
Klok: "Oh. Oh dear god no..."
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No. 810002 ID: 5245b2
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810002

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No. 810005 ID: 143250

Whelp, we'll see you when you are a skeleton again I guess.
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No. 810027 ID: 8d4593

>>810002
Wait Wait, hold on.Give it a few more microseconds.
Let the force propagate.
Let the heat turn blood and bone to expanding gas and plasma...
And Bam! You didn't need that arm anyway.
Or that head.
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No. 810090 ID: 5245b2
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810090

>>810027
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No. 810091 ID: 5245b2
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810091

???: I believe you are forgetting a key player in this grandiose game.
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No. 810093 ID: 891b91

>>810091
I would never forget you, Grey Sludge Man.
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No. 810111 ID: 5245b2
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810111

>>810093
???: Ah yes, the construct of "humor". I fail to see the purpose in its fruitless attempts to deceive, insult, or entertain.
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No. 810168 ID: 8d4593

>>810111
Ok.

Then do your thing already.
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No. 810196 ID: 5245b2
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810196

>>810168
???: Very well.
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No. 810203 ID: 5245b2
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810203

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No. 810210 ID: 143250

> help
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No. 810212 ID: 81cfad

>locate
>female sex-idol fantasy creature
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No. 810213 ID: 143250

>Stay Here
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No. 810224 ID: 5245b2
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810224

>>810212
>Locating...
>error:Command cannot be used outside of story
>>810213
>error:CommandNotFound
>>810210
>listStoryArchive
>runStory<story>
>changeVer<version>
>findStory<keyword>
>loadUnusedStory
>listAllPawns
>findPawn<pawn>



>cmd//contactADMIN
>cmd//RunAI
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No. 810227 ID: 81cfad

runstory<Sunburn>
(worth a shot)

runstory<MaskSaga>
findstory<that one about the girl escorting a cripple from a psycho robot girl and I personally recommended she throw the cripple at the robot and it worked>
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No. 810249 ID: c88e6d

>>810224
1. PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
2. GOTO 1
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No. 810279 ID: 5245b2
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810279

>>810249
>Processing...
>HELLO WORLD
>HELLO WORLD
>HELLO WORLD
>Loop detected! Reverting!
>_
>>810227
>error: story "Sunburn" not found!
>suggested action:listStoryArchive
>_
>Running story "MaskSaga"!
>...
>...
>...
>Initialization complete! Press any key to continue!
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No. 810304 ID: 8847c1


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No. 810309 ID: 143250

uhh, where is the any key?
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No. 810311 ID: 8847c1

>>810309
Booooo, overused and we were all thinking it.
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No. 810352 ID: 5245b2
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810352

{The interface seems to still be on. Turn it off?}
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No. 810355 ID: 094652

>>810352
Have it play an animation while the Mask quest is up. We might need the interface later.
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No. 810363 ID: 5245b2
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810363

>Animation Loaded!
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No. 810954 ID: 5245b2
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810954

{the interface seemed to know you were coming...}
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No. 811011 ID: 8d4593

editPawn<MaskSaga.Cheshire> set grintoothy = false;
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No. 811269 ID: 5245b2
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811269

>Processing...
>Error! Command needs Admin approval! Input Password:>_
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No. 811275 ID: 91ee5f

>>811269
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
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No. 811281 ID: f505e7

Password
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No. 811309 ID: 5245b2
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811309

>>811275
>Konami Code Detected! Displaying Konami animation!
>>811281
>ADMIN: Fuckin' really?
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No. 811312 ID: 91ee5f

>>811309
What? You said to input "Password" and that's what we did!
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No. 811371 ID: 5245b2
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811371

>Admin: ...
>Admin: I suppose you have a point.
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No. 811377 ID: 8cb228

Methodically try the most common passwords:

Admin
123456
qwerty
<null. As in not typing a password and just hitting enter>
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No. 811378 ID: 094652

TransgenderTimepiece
ClockworkIsAGirl
FearTheButts
ScarredUpAssCrack
GummiBoobs
SausageShakes
MyAssIsGrassAndImAnAssKicker
Stupid@#$%ingLevelScaling

We don't have the post privileges for a brute force hack. Anyone got a Fallout Mastermind hacking minigame?
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No. 811454 ID: 8d4593

TickTockimaclockisaidTickTockimaclock
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No. 811489 ID: 5245b2
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811489

>>811377
>>811378
>>811454
>Admin: Your comedic skills are never ceasing, but I'm afraid I can't let you change the grin of the Cheshire Cat, otherwise he'd just be a talking tabby.
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No. 811596 ID: 5245b2
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811596

>Admin: Tell you what, I'll cut you all a deal.
>Admin: I'll give you a choice.
>Admin: The next post will be a selection of stories and a poll.
>Admin: Vote on which story should be told, and I'll write it, no matter what it is, no questions asked.
>Admin: Sound fair?
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No. 811600 ID: 5245b2
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811600

https://goo.gl/tjoUNx
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No. 811613 ID: 8d4593

>>811489
A tabby? What was his father a giraff?
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No. 811625 ID: 5245b2
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811625

>>811613
>Admin: You'll find out.
>Admin: Or rather, you might, depending on the poll results.
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No. 811657 ID: 8d4593

listAllPawns

findPawn<Puppy>
findPawn<Y'golevaastl>
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No. 811805 ID: 5245b2
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811805

>>811657
>Searching...
>Y'GOLEVASTL located!
>Found [1] Response in VOID!
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No. 811806 ID: 5245b2
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811806

>Administrator input received!
>Outputs: [END POLL] [REPOST POLL]
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No. 812419 ID: 5245b2
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812419

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No. 812442 ID: 91ee5f

>>812419
Translation:

"SOS stop
This is pocketwatch stop
Klok has been thrown through a rift stop
Need help locating him please help stop"

Terrible morse code. Didn't even separate the words by using / or | like you're supposed to!
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No. 812522 ID: 5245b2

*grumble grumble maybe he was in a rush grumble grumble*
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