Show her your beyblades.

Show her your pog collection.

Ask her what her favorite dragon dildo is

Smik 2017/06/20(Tue)00:42 No. 809280 ID: e136ae
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>>809235
>>809248

You ask Sarah if she'd like to see your pog collection or your beyblades. You are positive at least one of your impulses was actually a euphemism. You suspect the pogs were the euphemism, but better safe than sorry.

Sarah is visibly impressed. Your breasts are not as large as hers but they're perkier.

>>809275
You: So Sarah, what's your favourite Dragon Dildo?

Sarah: Oh! Well, it's hard to decide. You see...

Sarah inadvertently reveals she has enough disposable income to afford a great many dragon dildos. As your sexual disposition is "slut", this makes a favourable impression on you. She also has several onaholes.


Sarah: Honestly Johnny, I was gonna say you hadn't earned a look at them but then you went and showed me your tits. Not that showing me your tits automatically grants you a look at my dildos but HEY, it's worth something, m'I right?

You ask Sarah where she'd rather go but Sarah is indifferent to either location.

What do you do now?

1. Tell the coach to take you to the Temple of Zeus.
2. Tell the coach to take you to the caves of Cape Matapan.
3. Ask to see Sarah's pog collection.
4. Ask to see Sarah's beyblades.

Take her to Boobsters. The wings there are terrible but everyone pretends they're great so they have an excuse to ogle the waitresses.

>>809280
1. No beyblades involved

>>809291
don't you talk shit about boobster's wings.

>>809291
Boobsters is not a possible location. You are in Athens, Greece.

>>809379
Actually, Boobsters has locations all over the world!

>>809458
Boobsters is not in THIS world however; none of the participants are from the Applesverse and thus Boobsters is not an option.

You may wish to refer to Razzay's Quest at https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/807980.html, which does have Boobsters (due to the particular Johnny) and is in fact currently taking place in a copy of the Applesverse right now (due to a magic book), the very same Applesverse with a Horny Futa.

You can't go to Boobsters.

1. Tell the coach to take you to the Temple of Zeus.
2. Tell the coach to take you to the caves of Cape Matapan.
3. Ask to see Sarah's pog collection.
4. Ask to see Sarah's beyblades.

I feel like...
Someone should open up a Boobsters.
So we can go there.

>>811614
You're not going to boobsters.

2.

Open a Boobsters, hire yourselves as strippers, start selling franchises, and then go to one of those Boobsters.

Good lord people, it was slightly funny very briefly. move on.
Cape Matapan I guess, lets advance the scenario.

Smik 2017/07/05(Wed)21:48 No. 813271 ID: e136ae
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>Cape Matapan

Cape Matapan is a beautiful location with a great deal of history. There are several ruins to visit here as well as a Christian church that still sees use and an abandoned light house. It's also a bird migration route.

Your LORE skill allows to know that it is also said that there is a cave that leads to the Underworld here. Either Cerebus guards it, or Hercules pulled him out through this exit.

Sarah: Interesting place to take us to. Any particular reason you've decided to visit the most Southern point of Greece's mainlands? I mean I know it's the only places The Show was offering, but I'm curious as to why you chose it.

Open answer.

"I heard birds migrate through here, and what do you know, there's already four great tits here. In other words, no special reason, it sounded more interesting than a temple. Why, does the place mean something special to you?"

Smik 2017/07/30(Sun)16:23 No. 819574 ID: e136ae
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>"I heard birds migrate through here, and what do you know, there's already four great tits here. In other words, no special reason, it sounded more interesting than a temple. Why, does the place mean something special to you?"
Author Note: Critical failure on Charisma
You must have said something wrong. You can tell immediately, even before Sarah begins to study your features closer. She is suspicious, and that makes her dangerous.

Sarah: I don't buy that, Special Agent Beatrice "Johnny" Johnson. Not for a second.

Her tone is different. Not "different" in the fact that it's a little colder, but even the way she pronounces things. It's subtle, but it's there. She sniffs the air.

Sarah: Tell me, Ms. Johnson. What do you think I am?

You suspect -- no, you KNOW that bluffing won't work now. You've dealt with feral-types in the past, and when they sniff the air like that they're looking to pick up any form of deception. You're charismatic but the odds aren't with you to lie now.

What do you say or do? Please note that unless you state you're willing to take a rather risky chance on bluffing, whatever you say will be considered the truth and incorporated in Johnny's character.

>>819574
At this point, probably some descendant of a mythological figure related to the Greek underworld given how suspiciously you're acting about the topic. But none of that was mentioned before the date and there's still no reason I can think of that it'd be relevant now.

Smik 2017/07/30(Sun)17:14 No. 819587 ID: e136ae
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>>819574
She considers your answer.

Smik 2017/07/30(Sun)17:32 No. 819590 ID: e136ae
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Sarah: Well... you're right. It IS kind of relevant though. Do you know what happens when someone in my position RETIRES?

You have absolutely no idea and she reads it in your face.

She hesitates on revealing why.

Sarah: I'd tell you more Ms. Johnson, but I'm afraid it's sensitive information. Very sensitive, doubly so given your position in life. Do you understand?

Would you like to take a guess and what happens to someone in Sarah's position retires?

Regardless, you nod that you understand -- being a special agent and all you understand the need to keep secrets.

Sarah: If I'd hazard a guess I'd say whoever's running the SHOW seemed to want to push the situation. I'm not happy about the forced disclosure but I can sort of understand the reason. It's not fair to you, after all. Look, I'm not really comfortable being here just yet, Johnny. Would you mind if we went somewhere else? It's not like there's much to do here, unless you really just want to look at the ruins.

What do you suggest?

1. Get back in the coach, head to the Temple of Zeus.
2. Insist on exploring the ruins.
3. Ask Sarah to show you her pogs or beyblades or... something.
4. Show her your tits again.
5. Something else?

You can't ever go back or look back on pain of some grisly punishment like turning to salt or losing your wife or getting your liver eaten?

1 sounds fine.

Not really sure if Temple of Zeus would be any better than where we are now.

Why don't we ask if there's somewhere else we can go? Maybe even somewhere she wants to go?

"Alright. I completely understand need-to-know work-related reasons to not go somewhere. Would the Temple be safe, or should we go somewhere more modern? Do you have any suggestions for where you want to go?"

Smik 2017/08/01(Tue)01:48 No. 819848 ID: e136ae
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>You can't ever go back or look back on pain of some grisly punishment like turning to salt or losing your wife or getting your liver eaten?

Sarah: No no, nothing like that although the retirement IS permanent. Surely you know what I'm talking about as a special agent though -- it's impossible not to make enemies in your line of work, yes? So it's in one's own best interests to keep one's enemies ignorant -- and the best way to keep secrets is to make sure they never get told. So the fact that you SUSPECT my background means I need to make sure you never quite KNOW for sure unless things between us might get serious. You understand, correct?

You nod; of COURSE you understand.

DETECTIVE SKILL GREAT SUCCESS!

The nagging sensation in the back of your head suddenly resolves itself. Sarah isn't just talking differently, you've noticed subtle differences in her body language too. Putting that together with the loss of a 'heart' and you realize that she might actually have a Dissociative Identity Disorder. Or... given the fact that she might be supernatural, perhaps it's not exactly a disorder.

You are not sure if you should ask her about this or not. When you inquire about the Temple, Sarah says that it would be fine -- but so would asking the coach if you can go somewhere more modern too.

Sarah: It's pretty clear -- at least to me -- that the Show didn't want you to be completely in the dark about me. I will admit that it's fair. Perhaps we CAN go someplace a little more modern.

The coach driver -- a short man in sunglasses, cap, heavy coat and a thick beard -- says that alternative locations can be considered but will have to be cleared by The Show.

What do you do now?

1. Inquire about Sarah's possible Dissociative Identity.
2. Suggest a modern location and see if the coach will agree.
3. Go to the Temple of Zeus.

Most of the sightseeing I can find in Athens is historical or museums or whatever. There's the neighborhoods of Plaka and Anafiotika, but they're mostly residental, you pretty much just walk around. Nothing there sounds too satisfying, so 2 seems a bust.


3. Temple of Zeus.

Smik 2017/08/19(Sat)13:45 No. 823813 ID: e136ae
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The coach picks you up shortly. The ride is awkward and quiet; you have a feeling that Sarah isn't quite happy about having a few hints dropped about her past. It's perfectly understandable; as an agent you'd feel the same way. Still, you hope it doesn't get in the way of the date. Or at least casual sex. Since you're a slut. (>>804038)

When you disembark, Sarah starts to lead the way up the path towards the ruins of the temple. As you follow, you hear a raspy old voice ask if you "could spare a bit of charity for an old man".

You turn -- Sarah doesn't seem to hear the voice -- and see a peculiar looking beggar.

The Beggar glances over at Sarah: Could make it worth your while, miss. Seeing just who you keep company with and all.

Addition: If you need options, they are:

1. Ignore beggar, follow Sarah.
2. Pass the beggar some cash and see what he has to say.
3. Ask Sarah if she knows the beggar.

Oh gee, a mysterious beggar while we're visiting something to do with Hellenic mythology? Yeah, better shell out.

2. Pass the beggar some cash and see what he has to say.

>>823813
We're in a greek mythos here.
Give him a bunch of cash and let him talk. Anything else is suicide.

Scoff and dismiss him for an oddly specific reason, like not having a hat.

Smik 2017/08/19(Sat)18:48 No. 823873 ID: e136ae
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>>823815

The old beggar is amused by your genre-savvy.

Old Beggar: I'm surprised there's any of you who even remember anymore. I'd say you must not be an ordinary person, but given who you're with I guess that would go without saying.

He motions for you to lean in close.

Old Beggar: You're not walking with a mortal, Miss. What's your business with her? I'm not trying to pry, it's your welfare at stake.

What do you tell him?

Romance, wooing, you know how it is.

>>823873
>You're not walking with a mortal, Miss.
"Duh, I knew that."

>What's your business with her?
This: >>823875 .

>>823873
"Romance, and she has an old pain of loneliness that I hope to help."

The dick.

"I have cancer. Not terminal. Yet. I want to get knocked up by a sex goddess before I die."

Tell the old beggar you're looking for some hot swan-on-girl action and you were wondering if there was anywhere around here you could get something like that.

Smik 2017/08/22(Tue)23:11 No. 824492 ID: e136ae
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The beggar smirks.

Beggar: All I can say is that if you're looking for romance, be careful what you wish for.

What now?

1. Catch up to Sarah.
2. Offer the Beggar more money.
3. Something else?

>>824492
That sounds like judging a book by its cover instead of its contents.

>What now?
1. Catch up to Sarah.

>>824494
No, it sounds like good advice for a mortal dealing with Greek mythology. Especially given how their breakups tend to go.

1. Catch up to Sarah.

Smik 2017/09/01(Fri)12:18 No. 826689 ID: 2474dd
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As you catch up to Sarah, she is speaking into some sort of device.

Sarah: Are you FUCKING kidding me? I'm on a date! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAY OFF, you PROMISED!!

One of her ears twitch as you enter into earshot.

Sarah: GOD DAMMIT, HHhhhhaarrry you were supposed to be ON TOP OF THIS!
...
...
No, I don't really care, I'm close to retirement!
...
...
WELL THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM IS IT?
...
...
JUST LET HIM HAVE IT THEN. It's not really a big deal is it? WE HAVE LOTS AND SHE'S NOT TERRIBLY IMPORTANT IS SHE?
...
OH FUCK THAT!
...
Fucking... PARTY FAVOUR.
...
UUuuaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh!


She snaps the device shut and stuffs it down her ample cleavage and turns to you apologetically.

Sarah: I'm sorry sweetie, but I've got a work emergency. Gonna have to call this early, sorry!

Sarah gives you a peck on the cheek and then dashes off on foot. She moves at quite a clip.

What do you do?
1. Return to hotel room and end the date.
2. Try to chase after Sarah; she moves really fast and you're not sure you can keep up.
3. Hail the Coach and see if you can predict where she's going. You'll have to name the destination spot.

Hmm. You know, normally I'm sure we would be supposed to chase after her and whatever, but getting involved in that business seems like a predictably bad idea and I'm curious what happens if we sit this out for once. In-character, it's not like they can't just go on another date later.

1. Return to hotel room and end the date.

>HHhhhhaarrry
If that's his real name, I'll lick my computer screen.

1) She'll just have to make it up to you on the next date.

I feel like if there's anyone who should understand not being able to tell a romantic partner everything that's going on, and that sometimes work is gonna butt into private life, it's an FBI agent.

I mean, we've probably done the same thing to someone else.

Leave her a text or a email to hook up later when her schedule is being more forgiving. (Or that you can just hook up tonight if her business concludes soon enough).

Well I think she is headed back to the gates of Tartarus because some nert is trying to bust his girlfriend out of the joint again. If there is interest in doing that, I guess.

Date Over! Smik 2017/09/01(Fri)22:51 No. 826965 ID: 2474dd
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You decide to call it a day and return to your hotel.

Shortly afterwards, The Show informs you that Sarah has declined a second date due to the fact she's met some guy named Hank Quentin Leese and really likes him.

You shrug. There's more fish in the sea.

Date Over
You earn 25 EXP for surviving the date.

This Johnny is both alive, single, and available so may be used again or a new Johnny can be used instead.

Got Date 4 Questions? Post to QuestDis: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/111378.html

Keep going with this Johnny until we get le petit mort. Or le gros mort, I guess.

Keep this Johnny, but enhance knockers.