Missionary, of course. Missionary sex between a man and a woman for the purpose of procreation is the only pure sexual act. Wouldn't want to be a sinner, now would we?

let's just fucking go for it. We're already in too deep. Let's officially make it our end goal to get intimate with all the girls (and maybe boys) that we come across.

Also, as hot as the titfuck + blowjob would be, let's be giver as well and go for missionary.

>>794930
>>794933
I am proud to be in such robust company.

It's obviously a porn universe. Normal logic need not apply.

Get in there and pound that pussy into hamburger.

TheDartKid 2017/04/11(Tue)23:16 No. 795233 ID: 329552
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I unzip my jeans and let my swollen cock free. I decide that it only makes sense to just fuck her against her desk. Her dress is zipped in fastened on the side, so I undo it. After doing so nothing is obscuring her hot, needy sex. Her moist pussy is radiating with warth that can be felt by the puffy head of my length "So I heard you just turned 18 couple weeks ago, let's see if you can fuck me like a big boy~" Ms. Barnfield tells me. I waste no time and thrust my member against her soft excited slit. My member slides past her lips, the walls of her pussy wrapping around my length. I begin to steadily fuck her, the ol' cow wanting more "Yes~ Yes~ That's it~ Fuck me harder~" she encourages. I continue, her moist walls massaging my shaft, conjuring a thick load of seed that was to erupt from my loins, she then takes her tail and wraps it around the shaft of my cock "C'mon let's wrap this up, hun~" she tells me sweetly.
"I'm... cumming~" I call out. Ms. Barnfield then continues to massage my shaft with her tail as I pull out and cum on her thighs. "Oh my~ You did even better than I expected, cowboy~" Ms. Barnfield tells me in my ear panting softly. I put my shriveling member back in my drawers and zip up my pants. Ms. Barnfield walks out the room giving me a wink, leaving me in there, panting, catching my breath. I mean did that really fucking happen, I think to myself. It's like, holy shit, I just fucked Ms.Barnfield, but who'd believe me? I get my backpack and head to the hallway for my next class, but after walking a bit, I see Lars in the hallway. "Hey Lars, you... won't believe what just happened to me..."
"What happened? Come with me and tell me bro! Are you down for gettin blazed a bit before you head to your next class? I'm about to go smoke with Liz"
"Liz?" I inquire, my interested piqued. Liz was a pretty, slim snake and straight up stoner girl, I was familiar with her from friends and coincidental interactions. "Yea man, she said she'd love to finally smoke with you some day, she says you're a chill dude" Lars responds. "So what's your move, bro?" He asks me

1.) Smoke with him and Liz
2.) Go to class

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Make choice here: http://www.strawpoll.me/12729352

>>795233
>Liz was a pretty, slim snake and straight up stoner girl
What kinda snake we talking here? A naga, with no legs and only slithers around on a huge tail or a humanoid snake with legs?

Yeah sure. A smoke after (and possibly before) "business" is pretty nice.

(Pretend to) Smoke with him and Liz, then screw Liz because you've gone too far so might as well go the whole hog and @#$% half the school

That was fast. I'd be worried if all the girls in this school are this easy. But then, I'd also be worried if we didn't knock up another one in the next 10 updates. Let's go see if the snek Liz is a good venture.

>splatter damage
Minimally Acceptable. No way to cause maternity leave/10

>>795245
Fuck, screw, bang, plow, shag. You're posting in an adult themed quest. Grow up.

You know what? Why the hell not? Let's get blazed. And "say hi" to Liz.

>>795233
Get blazed unless next class is PE.we got detention thing at PE.

Also cow tail ain't really dexterous, but k

TheDartKid 2017/04/14(Fri)11:53 No. 795895 ID: c46e5c
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I decide, fuck it, I can be tardy for one more class today. "I'll follow you, man" I tell him
"Alrighty" he responds. We walk through the hallways and manage to sneak into the girl's locker room. There's an abandoned stall in the showers that's the perfect place to smoke. We comb the area and sneak into the showers. We see the abandoned stall that out of no where busts open. "SSSSSSSSSsssssss~!" a snake hisses, barging from the door and scaring the shit out of Lars. "Holy fuck, Liz! You scared the shit out of me."
"Haha you big, goofus!" Liz laughs. "Hey~" she says after seeing me. We all enter the stall with Liz shutting the door "Ready to get blazed, boys?" she says. "Alright guys, I just rolled two blunts here. Us three will face the first one, but I'm sharing the second with Melanie later on. We'll still share it with you guys."
"Melanie?" I inquire "Never knew she smoked weed"
"She just started doing it, first time was with me~" Liz responds
"Guess I'm buying lunch for all of us" I decide realizing it was the least I could do to pitch in. "You know the drill, the one who rolls gets the first hit" she says. I pull out my metallic cap lighter and spark the blunt that rested on Liz's lips. She takes a pull before taking two more to get it started, "Hey, you know that's a sssick lighter" she says, exhaling the smoke. She passes me the blunt.
"Yeah, I got it when I went to the carnival last week" I tell her
"Carnival? That's pretty cool bro" Lars chimes in as I pass it to him after taking two puffs
We then hear a ringing through the halls "Holy shit! What was that?" Lars whispers
"Relax, doofus, it's just the bell, this period has just begun" Liz giggles
I was supposed to be in the computer lab this period, in fact a cute mouse girl by the name of Raechel was looking forward to being my partner for the school project we were working on. Such decisions I thought, should I just show up tardy and meet with Raechel, or cut with Liz and Lars? Or do a bit of both?

1.) Go to class and meet up with Raechel
2.) Cut class with Lars, Liz, and Melanie
3.) Chill with Lars and Liz a bit more, then attend class and try to get Raechel to cut the rest of the period with me and the others.

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Make choice here: http://www.strawpoll.me/12746701

>>795895
Mouse

Tell them you'll chill with them and Melanie later cause right now you have to go be responsible, tell them you don't want someone else getting into shit or getting bad marks because of you.

>>796613
Aw geez, I didn't even think about that.
Yeah, we gotta go fet shit done. Don't want nobody getting screwed over cuz of our lazy ass. We're not like that.
Let's be a responsible dude.
Just say that you remembered that someone's counting on you showing up and you don't want to look like a dick.

Fuck that, stoner snake chick wants some you time and you guys wanna go to class? You can make it up after school if you have to, it's time for some of that sweet snake tang.

cut the classs

No no! Don't skip class! You skip class you're gonna end up in the fucking gutter!

Goddamnit you will NOT end up flipping burgers for a living because you were too lazy to go to fucking class!

it's not about what comes after school, it's about hot snake ass right now. I mean, she clearly wants it, right?

>>796709
Odds are she'd say yes. Everyone in this school seems to have an insatiable human fetish.

It's not about our after school career! It's about somebody else getting in the shitter cause of us and we get a reputation as an asshole, that can potentially limit our poon factor.
Plus there are chicks that dig responsibility. I'm not sure we what any of those chicks but still the door will be open.

Jesus Christ guys we smell like weed. Use your damn heads, if we say we were feeling sick and went to the nurses office he won't punish her for us not being able to come to class.

Why are you guys bickering as if this was real life? Think more about what you really want to do and less about consequences.

That said, I would go with 50-50 here, that is the 3rd option.

>>796799
Is there just something about anthro women that gifts them with amazing asses?

TheDartKid 2017/04/19(Wed)09:24 No. 796807 ID: befd98
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"I'm gonna head to class guys, thanks for the hits on the blunt, guys" I tell them
"No prob, sssee you later~" Liz says sweetly
"Say Lars, could I get some of your eye drops and spray?" I ask
Lars passes me the eye drops while pulling from the blunt he had in his lips. I drop two drops in each and eye, spray some of the bodyspray on my body, and give both back before I head off to my next class
"Take it easy, bro" Lars says as I leave
I make it to my next class tardy where Raechel smiles at me as she sees me come in
"Thought you were just gonna bail on me" Raechel says
"I was about to honestly, but I'm not looking to get another cut" I reply
She gives me a pouty look
"Well of course I also came because of you too" I assure "You're the second reason.." I kid
Raechel giggles at my quip, before she can say anything to me the teacher, Mr. Faux begins explaining our current assignment as well as tips for the format of our science project presentations.
"You are free to use the library for this assignment if you have any questions..." Mr. Faux continues. Just then, my phone beeps after receiving a text message, I look to Raechel and she smiles. I then check my phone to see the message and I'm greeted to a steamy nude of her. The caption reads:
'locker room or hot coffee room??'
For those of you not in the know, the Hot Coffee Room is a rundown teacher's lounge in the library that's in need of maintenence. It's been rumored to be the goto spot for in-school fucking...


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Make choice here: http://www.strawpoll.me/12781142

>>796807
... we should probably start figuring out what's different between today and yesterday.
I propose that people we're not the friends of are really horny around us today.

Liz and Melanie aren't coming on to us aggressively. Let's try and hash out what's going on.

Also possibly get some snek fun, cuz we missed out on Banfield mouth action

What anthro species are humans not fertile with? Non-mammals? Could you safely cum in a snake, or tortoise, or avian morph? Can you look it up real quick?

>>796833
Trial and error, mah boy!

Let's drill and fill a poutmouse.

>>796807
>my phone beeps
You dumbass! Are you trying to get caught by the teacher?! Everyone knows that you're supposed to put your phone on vibrate so that you don't get caught! Now put your phone on vibrate and put it away before the teacher makes you read the text out loud in front of the whole class!

>>796875
He could have the beeps and alerts set to the mosquitone. Presumably even older anthros wouldn't be able to hear it, hopefully!

TheDartKid 2017/04/22(Sat)11:19 No. 797459 ID: befd98
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What the hell is making every chick throw themselves at me today? Maybe I'm so high I fell asleep and I'm dreaming, but before I smoked any weed today I had already fucked my American and World Lit teacher, so if this isn't a dream just what the hell is happening? It sure wasn't like I was complaining, not in the slightest, but I was confused as to what's causing this increased horniness in the females at this school, over me no less. I look to Raechel and fuddly pantomine somone drinking a cup of joe. Raechel giggles again, batting her eyes at me. After Mr. Faux finishes addressing the class, all the students move in droves to the computer lab with only a couple going to the Library. Raechel walks ahead of me, giving that extra 'pep' in her step to make that fat ass of hers jiggle and bounce all the more enticingly. Nothing much is said during the walk to the library, rather there are many gazes to places upon me, playfully trotting and giggling each time she looks back, her oh so lovely ass jiggling in the yoga pants she wore. Once we make it to the library, we noticed there wasn't much people there at all. "Well aren't we lucky~" she says to me "Know where the Hot Coffee room is?" she asks me. "You'll have to lead the way, maybe swing your tail each time you wanna signal a turn" I respond, my stupid quip getting another chuckle out of the mouse. The library was quite expansive, the many rows of book shelves leaving enough hiding spots and covers for all breeds of teenage debauchery. After wandering through what seems like maze of book shelves we find the window to an unlit and empty room. Inside is a rusty coffee pot on a table. Luckily the door is unlocked and we make our way into the desolate and abandoned room. She scurries inside while I follow suit. We make it to a part of the room that was completely hidden from the window and the door. We were completely alone. Without saying anything she wiggles out of her clothing and slams her hands on the counter and bends over, sticking that sweet ass out, her excited sex in plain view. "Come on and fuck me raw already, I've been wondering what human cock's like~" She pleads. I quickly undress and come behind her. I give that sweet ass a slap causing the mouse to let out a pleasered squeek. I slide into her humming snatch and begin to fuck her raw. It's even better that I thought, her plush ass bouncing against me with each thrust. She then presses her ass against me, my cock now balls-deep inside of her "Are you a predator or a prey?" she asks in a sultry, squeaky tone.

1.) Predator (Grab hold of that tail and dick her down)
2.) Prey (Let the mouse pounce you and ride you)


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Make choice here: http://www.strawpoll.me/12802700

I'll answer that question with another question: Are you a man, or a mouse?

>>797463
We must assert the natural order of things, or we'll get carnivorous, predatory mice.

>>797459
Go for anal

1.) Predator

>>797491

>Are you a predator or a prey?
Totally irrelevant, unless this is turning into vore.

>>797491
The correct answer.

TheDartKid 2017/04/26(Wed)13:21 No. 798150 ID: befd98
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I grab a hold of her tail and yank it, the mouse girl letting out another squeak as I begin to roll my hips faster, fucking her tight snatch with more vigor, her ass cheeks plopping and bouncing against me more violently. "Hnnnnnh~" Raechel moans as I pound her. I continue and feel my loins beginning to erupt "I... I'm cumming!" I groan. "Nnnnnnh~ cum inside me~" Raechel beckons. The heat of the moment made her request enticing and I wasn't even considering whether or not she took any birth control, or if humans and anthros can even procreate. What was I to do?

1.) Cum inside that tight snatch
2.) Blow your load on those big ass cheeks


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Make choice here: http://www.strawpoll.me/12832773

Well now, why come to a school library if you don't want to learn something?

>>798150
Clearly you gotta put it all inside. You didn't bring anything to clean up with if you got it all in her fur.

3. Blow your load INSIDE those big ass cheeks.

For once, the mouse will engulf the spitting cobra.

Outside! Outside! What if she's one of those crazy chicks that wants to get pregnant so you'll marry her?!?! DANGER! DANGER!

Blow it on her rear. Then shes stuck with sticky fur for the rest of the day.

>>798183
You monster.

>>798174
Agreed. Surprise anal is the best way to finish.

obviously we need to figure out if antrhos can get knocked up by humans. FOR SCIENCE!

>>798190
Yup yup true statement there.