Remember to not let them get behind you. Protect your tail.

Karavi 2017/01/28(Sat)18:59 No. 775366 ID: ca6f74
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"GRAUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

Karavi 2017/01/28(Sat)19:01 No. 775367 ID: ca6f74
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Karavi wakes up in the woods with a fuzzy memory of something exploding and some loud noises.

"I don't even remember if I won. This sucks."

well you still have your tail, meaning you rampaged until you passed out. meaning at worst it was a draw instead of a loss.

Get up and check the carnage. Maybe that will tell you.

Also look for your clothes, or something you can rip apart to make clothes.

yeah, we need to add controlling monkey mode to out todo list. Whelp, look around and see if you're alone, then find something to kill and turn into clothes and we can figure out what to do next.

You're also buck naked so don't sit up yet, this is a good christian site.
But still first time going on ape rampage WOO! If we could remember anything it would probably be awesome.

Wrap yourself in one of those large leafs like a towel for temporary covering until you find new clothing.

Karavi 2017/01/29(Sun)16:24 No. 775533 ID: ca6f74
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Karavi needs to get strong enough to remember beating her opponents, one way or the other...

And to get new clothing.

use leaves around you to create clothing. (like a hula dancer garb and now I don't know what those things are actually called. should be fine as long as the leaves aren't like poison ivy or something.)

Karavi 2017/01/29(Sun)18:07 No. 775582 ID: ca6f74
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Karavi tries to make clothes out of leaves, but they fall apart and are awful.

Go find someone to beat up so you can take their clothes.

>>775582
Hunt animals to make new primitive hide clothing. You did it once already!

>>775582
get good

also find some real clothes then.

There's always the Jaeger method. Find someone with good clothes, beat them up, take their stuff.

And hey, you did just flatten a village or something. Tons of loot.

Karavi 2017/02/04(Sat)17:22 No. 777187 ID: ca6f74
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Karavi loots the ruins for clothing and takes some scraps to make clothes.
Standing in the ruins makes her realize how robbed she feels using Oozaru form to win that fight.

Also, there are no bodies, so she didn't actually beat anyone after all that.

>Also, there are no bodies, so she didn't actually beat anyone after all that.
Maybe you ate them while you were still giant?

yeah, should save the monkey for when things get dire. Or try it out once in a while just to get better control of it. I mean I bet it wouldn't suck so much if you could control it.

Someone could have carried the casualties off. I guess you might have a nemesis now. That's good for your training.

Loot the ruins of the town for supplies and technology, you'll need scrap to trade and build a settlement of slaves. Having your own city means less time scavenging and more time training, with technology assisting in places that your current martial arts can't.

Like suffocating or drowning.

>>777187
You didn't win the fight. You ran from the fight. Make a decision to never use your oozaru form unless you are on the edge of death.

use this as motivation to train harder.

Karavi 2017/02/04(Sat)22:28 No. 777276 ID: ca6f74
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Karavi steps up her efforts in murdering more giant monsters in progressively brutal ways. It turns out her ships computer had data on flying and shooting energy blasts. That would have been useful to know earlier.

Find an impressive monster and make better clothes from its pelt.

Ask the computer what other useful things has it not been telling you.

develop your own fighting style. Prioritize using kicks and your legs in general to keep your hands free so you can effortlessly combo energy and physical attacks. use your arms only for blocks, grabs, counters, and energy attacks. Legs for beating the shit out of whatever gets in your way. Get to the point where you can charge an energy attack while still kicking the living crap out of anything that's dumb enough to fight you so you're not just floating in the air with a giant glowing ball of pain basically screaming "HIT ME, HIT ME" and instead forcing your opponent to block or dodge so you can release the attack whenever you want to, letting you control the fight.

>>777276
Doesn't shooting energy blasts make you tired?

>>777280
Check for a better way of sensing power levels. Obviously the scouter is malfunctioning.

Karavi 2017/02/05(Sun)06:42 No. 777334 ID: ca6f74
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Karavi check the ship computer for anything that might be useful. There's a blinking light that wasn't there before, so she presses it and a message plays back.

"All saiyans are to abandon their current missions and return to planet Vegeta immediately. This is a top priority order from Lord Friiiiiigeta... I mean, King Vegeta. Lord King Vegeta. Phew... I almost bl-"

Then it cuts off. She should probably get going if King Vegeta wants everyone to go home suddenly and without reason.

>>777334
I dunno, seems weird. Why did they call him Lord Frigeta?

>>777336
BECAUSE HE IS TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL

>>777334
That message sounds fake. That guy almost got the names wrong! Who even is he, is he authorized to give you orders?

How old is this message? If you ignored it accidentally for years, you can ignore it a little longer.

He wasn't even a proper saiyan! Ask the computer what species that was.

Seem legit.

>>777334
Check when that message was received.

Karavi 2017/02/05(Sun)12:16 No. 777372 ID: ca6f74
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"HEY! Why'd you call him 'Lord Frigeta'?"

After a few moments, the weird-headed guy appears on the screen.
"Oh, no reason. Lord Frieza had me relay the message for King Vegeta and I got tongue tied is all. So, just go back to Planet Vegeta now. It's some kind of serious... monkey business."

A likely story. NOT. Who is this alien asshole anyway.

There's really no point in returning if you can't conquer this planet anyway. Nothing to go back to and even if you did you'd just be a weakling among giants. Is there anything like a locator beacon on your pod that you could sabotage and maybe some (repaireable) way to break the pod propulsion system so you can stay on the planet, train and claim innocence if anyone DOES turn up? Like cut a single wire or two, then say "oh I had no idea it was so easy to fix I'm a fighter, not a mechanic"

Who the fuck is Freiza?

>>777372
Who the heck are you anyways, you jerk. You don't look like any saiyan I've ever seen.

Say "wow racis" and hang up. Then engage the proud saiyan childhood tradition of not obeying orders so that the adults beat the shit out of you, thereby increasing your power level. Being a saiyan is mostly about finding excuses to get your ass kicked.

Besides, think how robbed you felt just from not being sure you managed to kill two chumps. Logically, how much more robbed would you feel if you didn't manage to kill a whole planet full of chumps? That's basic fightonomics, and fightonomics is the only form of math saiyans learn.

ask who's Frieza. Say you'll get back as soon as you can. Then ignore him and stay here to get stronger. How can we go back to Vegeta if we can't even control our monkey form yet. It would be embarrassing. Although this means we probably do need to accelerate our training as to not keep the king waiting to long.

>>777372
well fuck that. say "okay got it" and then hang up, and then disobey the order. maybe turn off your communicator.

Karavi 2017/02/06(Mon)12:36 No. 777647 ID: ca6f74
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Karavi doesn't need to ask who Frieza is. Frieza is the boss. She doesn't know much else about him though.

But that pointy-headed guy isn't going to let her just ignore him, is he? She might have to beat him up if she doesn't do as she's told.
How strong are pointy-headed guys?

>>777647
pointed headed guys are chumps. this one could be above average though, due to being given the responsibility of making the call. basically just keep training. what you really need is someone strong enough to kick your ass but wont kill you because they thinking killing is bad.

Pull out your ship's tracker and go back to training.

can't be that strong. I mean Vagata is the strongest saiyan around and the only guy we know that's stronger is frieza. Pointy head is probably like frieza's version of a low class saiyan. You know a chump.

But yeah, do we really have to leave? This place is doing wonders for our training? Plus do you even know how to get back?

>>777652
Send the ship back alone

>>778230
No, stick some random animal in it first.

>>777650
So like whatever this planet's equivalent to a super hero is? I think that'd require finding a city first, those types like the limelight.

Karavi 2017/02/22(Wed)17:08 No. 782168 ID: ca6f74
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Karavi has no idea how to remove a tracking device or if her attack ball has one in the first place, so she keeps smashing up the planet without any regard for the message.

A few weeks later, a pair of ships crash down near her position. What could this mean?

It means something new to test our strength on. LETS GO BEFORE IT RUNS AWAY!

were they pods? if so then they sent other saiyans to pick you up. pretty sure a bigger saiyan beats a smaller one.

It means a fight!

>>782174
P much.

Go spy, and see comes out of the crash.

>>782168
Stalk whoever comes out and wait for them to harass one of those stupid powerful villagers, then ambush them

Karavi 2017/03/01(Wed)10:34 No. 783816 ID: ca6f74
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Karavi decides to spy on the new arrivals.
It looks like the pointy head from before, but there's two of them now.
"This planet is more backwater than I expected. Does it really matter if some shitty monkey kid wants to swing around in the jungle in the middle of nowhere?" says one.
"I tried to make it go back to Vegeta on its own, but the stupid brat didn't listen, so now we have to find it, unless you want to tell Lord Frieza you didn't think it was important to do the thing he specifically said to do," replies the other, checking his scouter.
"I'd rather not. It sounds like it would involve unhealthy levels of exploding violently."
The other one ignores him, fiddling with his scouter.
"This is going to be a pain. There's all kinds of power levels way over what we initially registered all over this place. I'm going to beat that crap out of the guy responsible for the long range scans in this sector," he grumbles angrily.
"I'm pretty sure that was you, Elmon."
"SHUT UP!"

These guys don't seem to bright.

You should trash their pods when they're not looking. Nobody deserves a sweeter ride than you.

Wait until they get into a fight with the locals then ambush them.

hmm, any idea what their power levels are?

Okay, first order of business is destroying their scouters and their ships, in that order. Ideally these two didn't report anything on the matter in order to cover their asses, and without their scouters or ships they won't be able to call for backup. Not to mention that without their Scouters they won't be able to track you.

Karavi 2017/03/02(Thu)12:59 No. 784229 ID: ca6f74
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Karavi discreetly disables Elmon's scouter by leaping out and brutally kicking him in the head.

"Elmon! Look out, the saiyan is here!"

>>784229
Being discreet is awesome. Can you kick off Elmon's head to attack the other one? Focusing on the scouter of course.

The enemy cannot scout if you disable his eye! Try to take it along with the other one's scouter.

>>784229
there's no way his buddy is stupid enough to shoot his friend if you use him as a meatshie- no way

go for the other guy, but knock the scouter away without destroying you, you can then use it to find strong people to fight after you get rid of these clowns.

quick shoot an energy beam at the other guy's scouter.

>>784229
Grapple his head and do a headbutt.

Quickly confuse them by proclaiming how excited you are that they are here.

>>784229
Blow up their ships and run away.

Karavi 2017/03/05(Sun)21:41 No. 785361 ID: ca6f74
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>>784266
Karavi uses an energy blast to remove the scouter from the other guy's head, with gusto.

"Imel, grab her while she's distracted by giving me this serious concussiooooon~"

>>785361
Hey, stop looking up our loincloth, you concussed pervert.

These guys were CLEARLY not ready to face our wrath.

Rip and tear. Kali-ma!

>>785361
Grab the concussion guy and ask him what the deal is while implying you'll let him live if he spills the beans. Then don't let him live.

Crush his head between your thighs!

Loot their ships

Karavi 2017/03/06(Mon)11:06 No. 785438 ID: ca6f74
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>>785389
The ships have nothing in them, but there is a suit of armor on the headless guy. It's too big.

>>785370
"What are you chasing me around for?"

"We have to round up all the mo- Saiyans that were scattered around. That's all I've been told to do."

Well I'm not listening to chumps who are weaker then me. Go away, bald head chumps. I have a planet to conquer.

>>785438
"I'll go back when I've got this planet by the balls and licking my boots!"

"You've got two choices: Die, or go home."

Act surprised when he chooses Die.

let that armor soak in hot water for a while, should shrink it right up.

>>785439
This is perhaps the most Saiyan thing to say. +1

>We have to round up all the mo- Saiyans that were scattered around. That's all I've been told to do.
I can't go back yet, I'm not strong enough yet!

>>785468
If they bring up that the order comes from King Vegeta/Freeza, respond "You're not [whichever one they say]."

They're probably lying about the source of the order. If not?

King Vegeta/Freeza might be annoyed you didn't immediately return at first, but a new planet'll help smooth things over. Speaking of which, do you prefer to glass the planet or just set it on fire?

>>785438
Go find some dragonballs or some cute guys or something.

Also tasty food.

>>785438
I thought those armors were suppose to be one size fits all and elastic.

>>785984
If you'll recall, the armor could stretch to fit someone bigger, but Vegeta still had to find some "miniature ones made for the people of the planet Lilliput"

>>785871
Is Karavi even old enough to care about cute guys? Saiyans are initially sent out as infants/toddlers, right?

Boys are still icky.

I'm not a Mosaiyan! I'm a Saiyan!
Idiots.

>>785438
Squish his heaaaadddd

Karavi 2017/03/12(Sun)19:29 No. 786948 ID: 669253
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Karavi is about to squish Elmon's head when another figure emerges from the treeline.

"I'm surprised you found the saiyan so quickly, now if only I could have been surprised by you being competent enough to actually capture it once you found it."

Elmon sputters.
"Zarbon! Have you been their the whole time? Why didn't you help us?"

"Because," Zarbon replies. "If I let it kill you, I don't have to look at your ugly little faces anymore. Rounding up these brats is unpleasant enough, but now that I have two less warty little heads sullying my vision, it might make things more tolerable."

"Y-You bastard!"

Karavi has no idea what is going on. The blue guy hates the yellow guy, apparently.

>>786948
"Killing these losers is doing a favor for you? Come on, you just took all the fun out of this."

>>786948
Pick up Elmon with one hand and then shoot an energy blast through his chest and hopefully at Zarbon's scouter. Then run awaaaaaay.

>>786948
Whoa whoa whoa.

If we know anything about Zarbon it'd probably be that he serves as one of Freeza's personal attendants... meaning he's *way* above us in the pecking order.

In which case: "Sorry boss, planet's not done yet. You're a bit ahead of schedule."

Focus on the boss, it's clear that he is the real threat. You can snap the necks of these two mooks if you feel they might sound an alarm though.

>>786951
ye this

why does everyone want me to come back already. I haven't taken this planet yet and I still need to get stronger. Can't this wait a bit?

Cyllene 2017/03/16(Thu)20:15 No. 788019 ID: 669253
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Karavi tells Zarbon she's not done conquering the planet.

"It doesn't matter to me what you think you need to do. Lord Frieza has us rounding up the saiyans and I'm very anal about following orders. I'll plunge long and hard into the depths of space to spank every one of you monkeys."

>>788019
"dude I'm like 9, keep it in your pants"

"i need an adult?"

Geeze, you're a pervert, I get it. You don't need to lay it on so thick.

>>788021
This, then freaking book it in a random direction away from your pod to get away from the incredibly creepy freaking alien genotype

Try to get a candlelight dinner out of the deal, and then butter your salad.