>>751681
Let's go with this, but only if kobolds have external genitalia. If he's got a lizard-slit protecting his junk, break his knee.

>>751689
This.

>>751679
eh, go for pelvis.
basically anything in that area that goes snap or squish will cripple.
y'know, more than the pain already will.

1/3 k0bold 2016/10/09(Sun)14:32 No. 752033 ID: e0f785
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Overwhelming support for the pelvis? Can't say I blame you.

Ouch.

2/3 k0bold 2016/10/09(Sun)14:36 No. 752034 ID: e0f785
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"Let's see if you can take it, as well as you can dish it out"
I hope the onlookers appreciate the irony of the situation.

...Maybe I could use one liner help in the future.

Anyway, I think he's out of the picture. Doubt it killed him though.

3/3 k0bold 2016/10/09(Sun)14:45 No. 752035 ID: e0f785
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Angry doesn't seem happy that I took "his" hammer.

Apathetic seems amused? Maybe?

Hold up, is that bird really burning a disintegrate on me already?
Its been a long time since I've had to deal with magic.

>>752034
So, you think we could sell his ass into slavery now in exchange for your freedom?

>>752035
Well smack his hand to the side so he disintegrates someone or something that's not you! Preferably the guy you just knocked out.

Whack his hand.

If you can disrupt the spell before it goes off, do so. If not, dodge behind Angry so it hits him instead.

>>752035
well someone knows flashy magic.

any chance you can bap his hand into raying himself? it'd be perfect for a cheeky "it's rude to point" quip
otherwise fling hammer at birb and get into punching distance.

By disintegrate do you mean disintegrate equipment or everything? The difference should determine if you should hit him with claws or hammer.
I have to assume this creature is extremely confident on his magical abilities. You've been blunting a big lizard all this time and it seem unwise for someone with hollow bones to get so close. Even the shark would be less vulnerable to your fighting style than this bird.

1/3 k0bold 2016/10/12(Wed)14:46 No. 752730 ID: e0f785
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>hand whack
Seems like the best option, gotta get to it fast though. Feet are lighter than hammers.

>dodge behind Angry so it hits him instead.
I'd be more insulted by your disregard for kobold life if I had more time.

>well someone knows flashy magic.
>By disintegrate do you mean disintegrate equipment or everything
Everything. At least its one of the few spells I can recognize off-hand, you don't want soldiers getting close to those. Generally.

>assume this creature is extremely confident on his magical abilities
What wizards aren't? Sorcerers more so.

2/3 k0bold 2016/10/12(Wed)14:49 No. 752731 ID: e0f785
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While I did dodge the dust destiny, I didn't get a good hit off on the bird. Just ruffled his finger feather things a bit.

3/3 k0bold 2016/10/12(Wed)14:53 No. 752732 ID: e0f785
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It's raining.

Now that the bird doesn't have me by surprise there's a bit more time for action, but I'm not sure if I can recognize many more spells.

>>752732
casters tend not to work too well in a grapple, get in his face and see if you can't disintegrate his beak the old-fashioned way.

>>752732
Let's go with operation "hit him in the head till he can't cast". And/or operation "break his damn fingers".

So let's break this glass cannon before he can fire. Since you are already close just swing that hammer in his general direction.

>>752732
Slam the hammer into his hands. Break them and he can't cast, right?

k0bold 2016/10/15(Sat)06:53 No. 753095 ID: e0f785
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I'm not sure how breaking feathers works, I haven't fought birds very much.

Most things have easy to understand heads though, I can get behind that.

This guy is pretty quick on the magic barrier draw! This magic hammer seems to have cracked it up pretty good at least.

I think another hit will shatter it. Or I could take advantage of him needing to keep his arms up to maintain the wall.

Keeping him on the defensive stops him from hurting you, but you'll need something more to actually get out of there.

He could probably just take down the barrier at a moments notice. That hammer looks pretty flexible though, maybe try psyching them out and break their back with a heavy blow.

The barrier only shows up where his arms are, right? That leaves his legs and backside wide open for attack!

The moment you stop hitting him he will drop this barrier and do something else. I say you should keep trying to hammer his face and move around to force the bird to leave his back expose to Angry. Hopefully Angry will take advantage of the opportunity, and maybe the mage won't react quick enough to save his beak when the barrier break.

1/2 k0bold 2016/10/20(Thu)17:13 No. 754109 ID: e0f785
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>Keeping him on the defensive stops him from hurting you, but you'll need something more to actually get out of there.
I'm sure he's just a weakling hiding behind magic.

>He could probably just take down the barrier at a moments notice. That hammer looks pretty flexible though, maybe try psyching them out and break their back with a heavy blow.
It's actually very heavy, it just seems bendy because of how fast I'm swinging.

>The barrier only shows up where his arms are, right? That leaves his legs and backside wide open for attack!
>I say you should keep trying to hammer his face and move around to force the bird to leave his back expose to Angry. Hopefully Angry will take advantage of the opportunity, and maybe the mage won't react quick enough to save his beak when the barrier break.
When in doubt try both.

2/2 k0bold 2016/10/20(Thu)17:15 No. 754112 ID: e0f785
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Well, the barrier is broken and he's tripped.
Right on top of me unfortunately.

Grab his wings, break his fingers, pull his feathers, anything to prevent more spells.

>>754112
roll between his legs?

>>754112
Kick your feet up into him and roll so that you'll end up kicking him over your head and he won't land on you. This should work because the momentum of his falling body adds power to the throw and requires comparatively little strength from you! See link to better understand what I'm talking about: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomoe_nage

k0bold 2016/10/23(Sun)21:08 No. 754990 ID: e0f785
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>Grab his wings, break his fingers, pull his feathers, anything to prevent more spells.
Damage, right. I doubt he'll be able to pronounce spells correctly anymore. Or aim without those wing finger things.

>roll between his legs?
I need confidence here, not some maybe action. What do I look like, someone to carefully approach problems with more questions?

>Kick your feet up into him and roll so that you'll end up kicking him over your head and he won't land on you. This should work because the momentum of his falling body adds power to the throw and requires comparatively little strength from you!
Neat.

That maneuver was a astonish success. Now grab the hammer, go for the fishing move and be ready for the next opponent.

>>754990
Now finish him with the hammer!

>>754990
>I need confidence here, not some maybe action.
Go team kobold!
but yeah, kick this bird into dreamland

k0bold 2016/10/28(Fri)19:01 No. 755899 ID: e0f785
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>That maneuver was an astonishing success.
The bird was much lighter than I expected which probably helped. It was mostly my rusty fighting skill though.

>Now grab the hammer, go for the fishing move and be ready for the next opponent.
>Now finish him with the hammer!
>Go team kobold!
I think I'm losing confidence in my fellow kobolds. Angry wants the hammer. Might have to put the bird smashing plans on hold for a bit.

Should I try to reason with Angry or let them get the boot? What would I say?
Look, I know I said before how I wouldn't every seriously injure another bold but I mean it's just an armored boot? It'd probably dislodge them from the hammer...

Is that guy behind Angry the knight? You won't be able to face him without a weapon and we know Angry can't swing that thing.
If possible, try to convince Angry to finish the bird while you fight sir canned. Promises to find a less cumbersome weapon for him after that.

>>755899
Since he's pulling on it, shove the hammer straight up and over Angry's head so that he ends up pulling it the rest of the way over his head and it hits the guy right behind him.

Then start wailing on the bird guy before he tries to do anything.

>>755899
struggling with Angry is a waste of time and a dangerous distraction. He may be better with a weapon than unarmed, which would explain why he's pulling this bullshit in the middle of a fight.

Let go of the hammer at just the right time for Angry to "accidentally" swing it into his adversary. Then double-team the motherfucker.

k0bold 2016/11/03(Thu)18:31 No. 756882 ID: e0f785
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>Is that guy behind Angry the knight?
I don't remember seeing any other heavily armored things around.

>You won't be able to face him without a weapon and we know Angry can't swing that thing.
I mean weapons help sure. And I think he might be more comfortable with a small dagger.

>If possible, try to convince Angry to finish the bird while you fight sir canned.
I'm not sure he even noticed the bird, he seemed pretty focused on the magic hammer.

>Promises to find a less cumbersome weapon for him after that.
"Hey, I'll scrounge up some weapon you can actually handle, just give me a minute and the hammer."

>Since he's pulling on it, shove the hammer straight up and over Angry's head so that he ends up pulling it the rest of the way over his head and it hits the guy right behind him.
>Let go of the hammer at just the right time for Angry to "accidentally" swing it into his adversary.
The loud ringing clang seems to signal some success.

>struggling with Angry is a waste of time and a dangerous distraction. He may be better with a weapon than unarmed, which would explain why he's pulling this bullshit in the middle of a fight.
Patience with kobolds is a required skill.

>Then start wailing on the bird guy before he tries to do anything.
>Then double-team the motherfucker.
So bird beatdown while this armor guy is hopefully still ringing?

Angry just says "But this is a magic hammer! Don't let go so fast! What're you tryin' to hurt me or something?"

What if we make a deal? If Angry kill the mage we will give him the hammer.

Now focusing on the metal man. I assume his helmet is sturdy enough to remain functional after that hit, but every part of his armor that doesn't have a large plate will offer no protection against your hammer beside the padding beneath. So a good strike at his upper arms should incapacitate his limb. Let's see how precise you can be.
Just for curiosity: Is he using chain or scale armor?

>What're you tryin' to hurt me or something?
Nah, I was trying to hurt the other guy there.

k0bold 2016/11/26(Sat)17:18 No. 761697 ID: e0f785
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The knight bellows "Ha, I laugh at your weak attack. It's not even the correct end. Let's see how you fight without your puny friend or stolen hammer."

>>I assume his helmet is sturdy enough to remain functional after that hit
Yeah, it looks a bit dented up at least.

>>...every part of his armor that doesn't have a large plate will offer no protection against your hammer beside the padding beneath. So a good strike at his upper arms should incapacitate his limb. Let's see how precise you can be.
He seems to be quite smartly keeping the hammer away from me, now that Angry has it held onto tightly. And he's holding Angry.

>>Is he using chain or scale armor?
Chain. The gloves are sort of scale-looking though.

"Nah, I was trying to hurt the man who's holding you by your snout. What if we make a deal? If you kill the mage, you can have the hammer." I say to Angry. Of course there is a hand in his mouth and he already has the hammer, he'll probably like the part about killing the mage though.

So what's the plan? Run straight at him? I do still have those cuffs to punch a bit harder with. Try to wrestle the hammer away from right under the knight? Go kick the bird? See if I can grab that chunk of wood I had earlier? Take a quick look around the room to see if there are better choices?

I would hate to give the mage a chance to strike while you are distracted with the knight, but if you leave Angry he will probable die.
For now you can focus on punching the least padded part of his armor, but Angry need to understand that you can't punch metal for long. The best target will be his neck, but it's also the easier area to defend. You can also kick his shin. Alternatively you can try to steal his weapon, if he is caring any.

k0bold 2016/12/04(Sun)00:01 No. 763437 ID: e0f785
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>I would hate to give the mage a chance to strike while you are distracted with the knight, but if you leave Angry he will probable die.
The mage should be pretty out of it, how would he aim without pointer finger/feathers?
The knight doesn't seem to be treating Angry as anything more than an annoyance, I don't think their life is in immediate danger.

>Angry need to understand that you can't punch metal for long
I have no idea what their mental capacity is at this point.

>The best target will be his neck, but it's also the easier area to defend.
Yup, defended.

>You can also kick his shin.
I don't think that's doing much.

>Alternatively you can try to steal his weapon, if he is caring any.
At least he appears to be unarmed. I can see both hands!

He is decided to not release Angry. Use that to your advantage: your claws may be dull but his eyes are soft. While he is busy defending his throat pierce his eyes with your free hand.

>>763437
his defences might be better but you have more limbs than he does, and more of them available to boot.
Overwhelm him with attacks to his eyes and neck.

Get that helmet off him so you can go to town on those soft easily breakable face bits

Spit in his eye(s), and then knock his legs out from underneath him.

k0bold 2016/12/24(Sat)11:38 No. 767968 ID: 81395e
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> He is decided to not release Angry. Use that to your advantage: your claws may be dull but his eyes are soft. While he is busy defending his throat pierce his eyes with your free hand.
>his defences might be better but you have more limbs than he does, and more of them available to boot.
>Overwhelm him with attacks to his eyes and neck.
>Get that helmet off him so you can go to town on those soft easily breakable face bits
He does seem to have put himself at an odd disadvantage. Might as well make use of it.
I didn't really pierce his eye, more of a scrape since I'm going for the helmet removal. Why do you want to see a gross monkey face beyond punching it is beyond me.

>Spit in his eye(s), and then knock his legs out from underneath him.
We don't have the small soft supple lips of some races, accurate spitting is hard. Knocking over large, heavily weighted down armor men is harder.

>>767968
Once you've relieved that buffoon of their helmet, use it as an improvised club to crush their face into a bloody pulp

Great. Now: claw, face, go!