Ha, menacingly is just another word for slowly. You've got some time if he's playing his approach up like that.

Unlock angry and double team this guy. Angry feints a charge and slips off the the left at the last second, going after his legs. You duck to the right and break his arm on your knee while he's distracted. he drops the hammer, you arm yourself and finish the job

k0bold 2016/09/24(Sat)16:10 No. 749627 ID: e0f785
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>You heard the man, speed it up!!!
A few more whacks at the shackle broke it, not the highest quality.

>I don't care how you do it, but put the ANGRY back into the unchained kobold. Let's see WHY they HAD to break HIM!
I'm not sure what to say, I mean if an actual uprising doesn't get them immediately involved, what good would words do?
And anger isn't some universal motivating emotion.

>Ha, menacingly is just another word for slowly. You've got some time if he's playing his approach up like that.
While he may be taking it rather slow, it did take a bit of time for me to recover and break those cuffs.

>Unlock angry and double team this guy. Angry feints a charge and slips off the the left at the last second, going after his legs. You duck to the right and break his arm on your knee while he's distracted. he drops the hammer, you arm yourself and finish the job
Sounds like a plan! I hope it's not too complicated.
Oh Angry just went left already. And the auctioneer seems to be focused on me.
I hope that bird doesn't do anything when I pass by it.


"Come on, you seriously think you have a better chance with more 'friends'?"

Useless, ungrateful lizards.

If any of them are still standing around, grab one and toss them at the auctioneer to distract him so you can get inside his reach and start pummeling him again.

Also don't be afraid to run away if you get the chance.

And you think having some oversized croquet mallet is going to help you? Stick to that plan and shove it up his ass.

>>749627
Nice of him to make his weapon even worse-suited to dealing with small, fast enemies. Probably going for intimidation points.
but yeah get inside his reach, abuse knee if possible and try to knock him the hell out.

1/3 k0bold 2016/09/26(Mon)12:06 No. 749853 ID: e0f785
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He took the bait! I hope Angry is fast enough.

2/3 k0bold 2016/09/26(Mon)12:08 No. 749854 ID: e0f785
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I think he was able to dodge, it's getting a bit busy in here.

I don't like the way that birds looking at me.

3/3 k0bold 2016/09/26(Mon)12:13 No. 749855 ID: e0f785
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>Useless, ungrateful lizards.
Rude. I'm actually fairly surprised that so many are fighting back. Slaves are supposed to be trained to be complacent.

Some sort of knee and elbow combination seems popular.

Crunkle

>And you think having some oversized croquet mallet is going to help you?
I like hammers, probably in my top 3 weapons. And this one looks like it could even shrink to my size.

>>749855
oooh that looks satisfying, think you can snatch the hammer while he reels from that?

Grab hammer. Watch your back to make sure the bird doesn't get the drop on you.

>>749855
Grab hammer from broken arm, use it to break his skull.

k0bold 2016/09/27(Tue)19:02 No. 750142 ID: e0f785
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I've discovered an issue with grabbing the hammer.

He has longer arms than I do.

>>750142
You're in the perfect spot to strangle him! Wrap your legs or your arms around his neck and squeeze as hard as you can! He can't grab you with his broken arm, he can't effectively hit you with his hammer, and he can't drop it to grab you with his other arm because if he does, then someone else will grab it and hit him with it!

>>750142
punch him in his enormous eyes

Fuck it. Grab your shackle and strangle him with the chain.

>>750142
Well then break his other arm. He's already down one.

Or claw his eyes out or something.

Yup. Time to break another arm.

k0bold 2016/09/28(Wed)19:17 No. 750256 ID: e0f785
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I'm not sure how I would get enough force to break the other arm from up here.

I like the eye punching, but that won't put this guy down.

Strangling sounds nice, I hope his lungs aren't huge from all the auction screaming.

Here's a strange trick: vomit up his throat and THEN strangle hiM!

That honestly doesn't matter a whole lot. Kick his free arm with your foot to keep him from grabbing you.

His lungs aren't going to be huge from auction screaming, they're going to be huge because he's that much bigger than you.

Also, he's trying to grab you with his broken arm like a complete dumbass. Kick his arm in the spot you broke it to make him stop.

Oh right that's the broken arm. I can do one better than kicking it awkwardly. BITE THE BREAK POINT.

>>750256
Chew on him, claw him, kick him, scratch him. Basically make as much a mess of his flesh as you can.

While strangling, have a bite to eat.

k0bold 2016/09/30(Fri)17:16 No. 750466 ID: e0f785
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Well I went for the flailing floppy arm but his immense mass has foiled the strangle plan.

Well you could just keep going but instead evade his good arm and grab the hammer before he can recover it.

He dropped the hammer, kick it away and go for the eyes!

Yeah, people tend to fall over when they're struggling to breathe. The fact that he dropped the hammer to try and pull the chain away proves that you are strangling him. So don't you dare let up! Keep going until he goes limp and stops moving! Call out to the other prisoners to grab his hammer or tell them to start wailing on him while he's down or at least do something other than stand around and watch!

>>750466
wouldn't this be the ideal time for any remaining brobolds to rush in and swarm this dude?
if it's not ideal to hold position and you can get out, make for that hammer and we can put this thing to rest

Suggestion AverageWolf 2016/10/01(Sat)16:32 No. 750634 ID: 860921
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1. You can use the momentum to roll-kick him away(this will get him off of you)
2. You can force him to bite off his own tongue(without treatment he'll bleed to death)
3. You can tear out one/both of his eyes(being blind makes him less of a threat)

Take out one eye, hold something sharp to the other. Your freedom for his sight, let's see if he surrenders. If he does ANYTHING, blind him for good.

>>750634
The tongue.

k0bold 2016/10/03(Mon)14:03 No. 750939 ID: e0f785
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I couldn't continue the strangling since the fall forced my arm away and he's covering his neck with his big ol' ham.

I'm hearing a lot about eyes and getting away. Handy that pushing myself out with my legs puts them in prime eye scraping position.

Angry looks like they can't lift the hammer. Mmmm, I haven't felt the heft of a nice weapon in far too long.

You guys got yourselves in a strange position.
Say, even if your teeth aren't all that, if you were to bite his neck would he bleed? He is very exposed and this would be a quick finishing move.

>>750939
Jump over him since both his arms are busy and grab the hammer. +style points if you grab it mid-roll after the jump.

Then smash his head like a melon.

Stick your toes in his eyes!

And tell Angry to, "Forget the hammer and kick this guy in the balls or something! I don't know, just wail on him!"

>>750939
go for the eye and while he's reeling tag Angry out, nab the hammer and do what comes naturally

k0bold 2016/10/04(Tue)18:04 No. 751281 ID: e0f785
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Eyes and hammer, right.

If I bite him, then what? Leave my poor vulnerable face open to his hand?

"Hey Angry, leave the lifting to me!"

They look angry.

If you were to bite his throat your hands would be free to immobilize his good arm and possible his snout. But I trust your judgment, after all I never fought someone twice my size.
I'm sure the auctioneer and the clients will not continue to underestimate you with after removing his eye ball. You need to find something to finish him faster than what you have been doing, if there is nothing to cut use the crapy magical hammer.

>>751281
I can't tell what's happening in this image.

>>751289
He's kicking the guy in the eye.

>>751291
Okay but something's in the background too.

>>751294
That's the hammer.

1/4 k0bold 2016/10/06(Thu)16:48 No. 751676 ID: e0f785
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>If you were to bite his throat your hands would be free to immobilize his good arm and possible his snout. But I trust your judgment, after all I never fought someone twice my size.
I'm not sure I could overpower his one arm. Not sure what I would accomplish by snout immobilization.
And wow, you're pretty trusting of an ex-con kobold.

2/4 k0bold 2016/10/06(Thu)16:51 No. 751677 ID: e0f785
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>I'm sure the auctioneer and the clients will not continue to underestimate you with after removing his eye ball. You need to find something to finish him faster than what you have been doing, if there is nothing to cut use the crapy magical hammer.
Yeah, this guy overstayed his welcome.
I'm not a weapon appraiser, but hammer. The blunt power.

3/4 k0bold 2016/10/06(Thu)16:52 No. 751678 ID: e0f785
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Oh maybe I should figure out where to aim at.

4/4 k0bold 2016/10/06(Thu)16:53 No. 751679 ID: e0f785
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There's still a little time.

The head is the most obvious target, but I suggest his good arm. With two broken limbs he will be incapable of fighting or defending against your next strike.

>>751679
Secret Technique: Nutcracker Suite
really though the pelvis is chock full of vital squishy bits, good place to hit

>>751681
Let's go with this, but only if kobolds have external genitalia. If he's got a lizard-slit protecting his junk, break his knee.

>>751689
This.

>>751679
eh, go for pelvis.
basically anything in that area that goes snap or squish will cripple.
y'know, more than the pain already will.

1/3 k0bold 2016/10/09(Sun)14:32 No. 752033 ID: e0f785
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Overwhelming support for the pelvis? Can't say I blame you.

Ouch.

2/3 k0bold 2016/10/09(Sun)14:36 No. 752034 ID: e0f785
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"Let's see if you can take it, as well as you can dish it out"
I hope the onlookers appreciate the irony of the situation.

...Maybe I could use one liner help in the future.

Anyway, I think he's out of the picture. Doubt it killed him though.

3/3 k0bold 2016/10/09(Sun)14:45 No. 752035 ID: e0f785
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Angry doesn't seem happy that I took "his" hammer.

Apathetic seems amused? Maybe?

Hold up, is that bird really burning a disintegrate on me already?
Its been a long time since I've had to deal with magic.

>>752034
So, you think we could sell his ass into slavery now in exchange for your freedom?

>>752035
Well smack his hand to the side so he disintegrates someone or something that's not you! Preferably the guy you just knocked out.

Whack his hand.

If you can disrupt the spell before it goes off, do so. If not, dodge behind Angry so it hits him instead.

>>752035
well someone knows flashy magic.

any chance you can bap his hand into raying himself? it'd be perfect for a cheeky "it's rude to point" quip
otherwise fling hammer at birb and get into punching distance.

By disintegrate do you mean disintegrate equipment or everything? The difference should determine if you should hit him with claws or hammer.
I have to assume this creature is extremely confident on his magical abilities. You've been blunting a big lizard all this time and it seem unwise for someone with hollow bones to get so close. Even the shark would be less vulnerable to your fighting style than this bird.

1/3 k0bold 2016/10/12(Wed)14:46 No. 752730 ID: e0f785
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>hand whack
Seems like the best option, gotta get to it fast though. Feet are lighter than hammers.

>dodge behind Angry so it hits him instead.
I'd be more insulted by your disregard for kobold life if I had more time.

>well someone knows flashy magic.
>By disintegrate do you mean disintegrate equipment or everything
Everything. At least its one of the few spells I can recognize off-hand, you don't want soldiers getting close to those. Generally.

>assume this creature is extremely confident on his magical abilities
What wizards aren't? Sorcerers more so.

2/3 k0bold 2016/10/12(Wed)14:49 No. 752731 ID: e0f785
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While I did dodge the dust destiny, I didn't get a good hit off on the bird. Just ruffled his finger feather things a bit.

3/3 k0bold 2016/10/12(Wed)14:53 No. 752732 ID: e0f785
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It's raining.

Now that the bird doesn't have me by surprise there's a bit more time for action, but I'm not sure if I can recognize many more spells.

>>752732
casters tend not to work too well in a grapple, get in his face and see if you can't disintegrate his beak the old-fashioned way.

>>752732
Let's go with operation "hit him in the head till he can't cast". And/or operation "break his damn fingers".

So let's break this glass cannon before he can fire. Since you are already close just swing that hammer in his general direction.

>>752732
Slam the hammer into his hands. Break them and he can't cast, right?

k0bold 2016/10/15(Sat)06:53 No. 753095 ID: e0f785
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I'm not sure how breaking feathers works, I haven't fought birds very much.

Most things have easy to understand heads though, I can get behind that.

This guy is pretty quick on the magic barrier draw! This magic hammer seems to have cracked it up pretty good at least.

I think another hit will shatter it. Or I could take advantage of him needing to keep his arms up to maintain the wall.

Keeping him on the defensive stops him from hurting you, but you'll need something more to actually get out of there.

He could probably just take down the barrier at a moments notice. That hammer looks pretty flexible though, maybe try psyching them out and break their back with a heavy blow.

The barrier only shows up where his arms are, right? That leaves his legs and backside wide open for attack!

The moment you stop hitting him he will drop this barrier and do something else. I say you should keep trying to hammer his face and move around to force the bird to leave his back expose to Angry. Hopefully Angry will take advantage of the opportunity, and maybe the mage won't react quick enough to save his beak when the barrier break.

1/2 k0bold 2016/10/20(Thu)17:13 No. 754109 ID: e0f785
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>Keeping him on the defensive stops him from hurting you, but you'll need something more to actually get out of there.
I'm sure he's just a weakling hiding behind magic.

>He could probably just take down the barrier at a moments notice. That hammer looks pretty flexible though, maybe try psyching them out and break their back with a heavy blow.
It's actually very heavy, it just seems bendy because of how fast I'm swinging.

>The barrier only shows up where his arms are, right? That leaves his legs and backside wide open for attack!
>I say you should keep trying to hammer his face and move around to force the bird to leave his back expose to Angry. Hopefully Angry will take advantage of the opportunity, and maybe the mage won't react quick enough to save his beak when the barrier break.
When in doubt try both.

2/2 k0bold 2016/10/20(Thu)17:15 No. 754112 ID: e0f785
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Well, the barrier is broken and he's tripped.
Right on top of me unfortunately.

Grab his wings, break his fingers, pull his feathers, anything to prevent more spells.

>>754112
roll between his legs?

>>754112
Kick your feet up into him and roll so that you'll end up kicking him over your head and he won't land on you. This should work because the momentum of his falling body adds power to the throw and requires comparatively little strength from you! See link to better understand what I'm talking about: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomoe_nage

k0bold 2016/10/23(Sun)21:08 No. 754990 ID: e0f785
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>Grab his wings, break his fingers, pull his feathers, anything to prevent more spells.
Damage, right. I doubt he'll be able to pronounce spells correctly anymore. Or aim without those wing finger things.

>roll between his legs?
I need confidence here, not some maybe action. What do I look like, someone to carefully approach problems with more questions?

>Kick your feet up into him and roll so that you'll end up kicking him over your head and he won't land on you. This should work because the momentum of his falling body adds power to the throw and requires comparatively little strength from you!
Neat.

That maneuver was a astonish success. Now grab the hammer, go for the fishing move and be ready for the next opponent.

>>754990
Now finish him with the hammer!

>>754990
>I need confidence here, not some maybe action.
Go team kobold!
but yeah, kick this bird into dreamland

k0bold 2016/10/28(Fri)19:01 No. 755899 ID: e0f785
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>That maneuver was an astonishing success.
The bird was much lighter than I expected which probably helped. It was mostly my rusty fighting skill though.

>Now grab the hammer, go for the fishing move and be ready for the next opponent.
>Now finish him with the hammer!
>Go team kobold!
I think I'm losing confidence in my fellow kobolds. Angry wants the hammer. Might have to put the bird smashing plans on hold for a bit.

Should I try to reason with Angry or let them get the boot? What would I say?
Look, I know I said before how I wouldn't every seriously injure another bold but I mean it's just an armored boot? It'd probably dislodge them from the hammer...

Is that guy behind Angry the knight? You won't be able to face him without a weapon and we know Angry can't swing that thing.
If possible, try to convince Angry to finish the bird while you fight sir canned. Promises to find a less cumbersome weapon for him after that.

>>755899
Since he's pulling on it, shove the hammer straight up and over Angry's head so that he ends up pulling it the rest of the way over his head and it hits the guy right behind him.

Then start wailing on the bird guy before he tries to do anything.

>>755899
struggling with Angry is a waste of time and a dangerous distraction. He may be better with a weapon than unarmed, which would explain why he's pulling this bullshit in the middle of a fight.

Let go of the hammer at just the right time for Angry to "accidentally" swing it into his adversary. Then double-team the motherfucker.

k0bold 2016/11/03(Thu)18:31 No. 756882 ID: e0f785
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>Is that guy behind Angry the knight?
I don't remember seeing any other heavily armored things around.

>You won't be able to face him without a weapon and we know Angry can't swing that thing.
I mean weapons help sure. And I think he might be more comfortable with a small dagger.

>If possible, try to convince Angry to finish the bird while you fight sir canned.
I'm not sure he even noticed the bird, he seemed pretty focused on the magic hammer.

>Promises to find a less cumbersome weapon for him after that.
"Hey, I'll scrounge up some weapon you can actually handle, just give me a minute and the hammer."

>Since he's pulling on it, shove the hammer straight up and over Angry's head so that he ends up pulling it the rest of the way over his head and it hits the guy right behind him.
>Let go of the hammer at just the right time for Angry to "accidentally" swing it into his adversary.
The loud ringing clang seems to signal some success.

>struggling with Angry is a waste of time and a dangerous distraction. He may be better with a weapon than unarmed, which would explain why he's pulling this bullshit in the middle of a fight.
Patience with kobolds is a required skill.

>Then start wailing on the bird guy before he tries to do anything.
>Then double-team the motherfucker.
So bird beatdown while this armor guy is hopefully still ringing?

Angry just says "But this is a magic hammer! Don't let go so fast! What're you tryin' to hurt me or something?"

What if we make a deal? If Angry kill the mage we will give him the hammer.

Now focusing on the metal man. I assume his helmet is sturdy enough to remain functional after that hit, but every part of his armor that doesn't have a large plate will offer no protection against your hammer beside the padding beneath. So a good strike at his upper arms should incapacitate his limb. Let's see how precise you can be.
Just for curiosity: Is he using chain or scale armor?

>What're you tryin' to hurt me or something?
Nah, I was trying to hurt the other guy there.

k0bold 2016/11/26(Sat)17:18 No. 761697 ID: e0f785
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The knight bellows "Ha, I laugh at your weak attack. It's not even the correct end. Let's see how you fight without your puny friend or stolen hammer."

>>I assume his helmet is sturdy enough to remain functional after that hit
Yeah, it looks a bit dented up at least.

>>...every part of his armor that doesn't have a large plate will offer no protection against your hammer beside the padding beneath. So a good strike at his upper arms should incapacitate his limb. Let's see how precise you can be.
He seems to be quite smartly keeping the hammer away from me, now that Angry has it held onto tightly. And he's holding Angry.

>>Is he using chain or scale armor?
Chain. The gloves are sort of scale-looking though.

"Nah, I was trying to hurt the man who's holding you by your snout. What if we make a deal? If you kill the mage, you can have the hammer." I say to Angry. Of course there is a hand in his mouth and he already has the hammer, he'll probably like the part about killing the mage though.

So what's the plan? Run straight at him? I do still have those cuffs to punch a bit harder with. Try to wrestle the hammer away from right under the knight? Go kick the bird? See if I can grab that chunk of wood I had earlier? Take a quick look around the room to see if there are better choices?

I would hate to give the mage a chance to strike while you are distracted with the knight, but if you leave Angry he will probable die.
For now you can focus on punching the least padded part of his armor, but Angry need to understand that you can't punch metal for long. The best target will be his neck, but it's also the easier area to defend. You can also kick his shin. Alternatively you can try to steal his weapon, if he is caring any.

k0bold 2016/12/04(Sun)00:01 No. 763437 ID: e0f785
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>I would hate to give the mage a chance to strike while you are distracted with the knight, but if you leave Angry he will probable die.
The mage should be pretty out of it, how would he aim without pointer finger/feathers?
The knight doesn't seem to be treating Angry as anything more than an annoyance, I don't think their life is in immediate danger.

>Angry need to understand that you can't punch metal for long
I have no idea what their mental capacity is at this point.

>The best target will be his neck, but it's also the easier area to defend.
Yup, defended.

>You can also kick his shin.
I don't think that's doing much.

>Alternatively you can try to steal his weapon, if he is caring any.
At least he appears to be unarmed. I can see both hands!

He is decided to not release Angry. Use that to your advantage: your claws may be dull but his eyes are soft. While he is busy defending his throat pierce his eyes with your free hand.

>>763437
his defences might be better but you have more limbs than he does, and more of them available to boot.
Overwhelm him with attacks to his eyes and neck.

Get that helmet off him so you can go to town on those soft easily breakable face bits

Spit in his eye(s), and then knock his legs out from underneath him.

k0bold 2016/12/24(Sat)11:38 No. 767968 ID: 81395e
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> He is decided to not release Angry. Use that to your advantage: your claws may be dull but his eyes are soft. While he is busy defending his throat pierce his eyes with your free hand.
>his defences might be better but you have more limbs than he does, and more of them available to boot.
>Overwhelm him with attacks to his eyes and neck.
>Get that helmet off him so you can go to town on those soft easily breakable face bits
He does seem to have put himself at an odd disadvantage. Might as well make use of it.
I didn't really pierce his eye, more of a scrape since I'm going for the helmet removal. Why do you want to see a gross monkey face beyond punching it is beyond me.

>Spit in his eye(s), and then knock his legs out from underneath him.
We don't have the small soft supple lips of some races, accurate spitting is hard. Knocking over large, heavily weighted down armor men is harder.

>>767968
Once you've relieved that buffoon of their helmet, use it as an improvised club to crush their face into a bloody pulp

Great. Now: claw, face, go!