>>760730
Basically this, plus

The demon was kinda a jerk anyway. Maybe we could send him somewhere else before he kills everyone....like detroit.

>>760705
DANG maybe you shouldn't kill the wizard then. Ask him if there's a way to get the wizard to leave you alone without killing him.

strngy 2016/11/22(Tue)23:43 No. 760891 ID: 13d7b7
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>>760707
>>760730

"OTHER PEOPLE TRIED TO KILL ME. I TRIED TO KILL OTHER STUFF. THAT'S NOT SO BAD AS LONG AS YOU HAVE FAMILY. YOU'RE NOT AS HOT AS I THOUGHT BUT YOU COULD STILL BE PART OF THE FAMILY. THIS TOWN IS PRETTY SCUMMY ANYWAYS"

"You know." SAYS THE IMP-SASSIN'! "Now that I'm pinned down and my knife is out of reach, I think I am starting to see things from a different perspective. You're right. Screw this scummy town! I will join you."

THAT WAS EASY! TOO EASY...

"YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME KILL THE WIZARD?"

"Sure. But first, we must kill the third assassin. It won't be easy!"

>>760891
I don't believe him but I also don't really want to kill him.

>>760891
"OK BUT IF YOU TRY ANYTHING SNEAKY I WILL EAT YOUR HEAD"

strngy 2016/11/23(Wed)08:14 No. 760931 ID: 13d7b7
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>I don't believe him but I also don't really want to kill him.

CUTE IMP BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS! I GUESS I HAVE TO TRUST HIM. BUT HOW DO I SEDUCE HIM TO MY SIDE??

FROG SAYS "Are you sure about this, Jean-Henri? He seems dangerous!"

I FEEL SOMETHING CRAWLING INSIDE MY BELLY

"...Jean-Henri?"

"HUH? IT'LL BE FINE! STOP WORRYING SO MUCH!"

>>760931
You did... Chew Husk, right? Cuz if not, have someone punch you in the stomach really hard. Right now.

CRAWLING IN MY GUT

THIS HUSK IT WILL NOT EXPIRE

OKAY. DON'T PANIC. I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A HUSK IN MY BELLY RIGHT NOW, READY TO BURST OUT AND KILL ME AND MAYBE YOU ALL AS WELL. EITHER THAT OR I'M ABOUT TO WELCOME A NEW LIFE INTO OUR FAMILY. BUT PROBABLY JUST DIE

You just aren't digesting him hard enough, you need more stomach acid. Have impboy vomit down your throat.

strngy 2016/11/23(Wed)18:46 No. 761013 ID: 13d7b7
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>You did... Chew Husk, right?
WELL YEAH! KINDA

"OKAY. DON'T PANIC. I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A HUSK IN MY BELLY RIGHT NOW, READY TO BURST OUT AND KILL ME AND MAYBE YOU ALL AS WELL. EITHER THAT OR I'M ABOUT TO WELCOME A NEW LIFE INTO OUR FAMILY. BUT PROBABLY JUST DIE"

IMPBOY SAYS "You ATE Husk? Didn't you stop and think about how it got all those extra bodies in the first place?"

"WELL YEAH! KINDA. FROG I NEED YOU TO PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH AS HARD AS YOU CAN"

"W-what?"

"DO IT!"

"Jean-Henri I'm not going to hit you!"

"DO IT RIGHT NOW! DO IT YOU COWARD! YOU HUGE SACK OF JELLY! YOU BUG-EYED FREAK! DO IT! DO IT!!!"

"Okay okay! Just...hold still..."

...

"SERIOUSLY? THAT WAS IT!?"

FROG. I LOVE YOU. BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT US ALL TO DIE YOU NEED TO PREFORM THE BEST DAMN ABORTION THIS CITY HAS EVERY SEEN BECAUSE OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE A VERY UNWELCOME NEW ADDITION TO OUR FAMILY. AND YOU KNOW THAT IF I DON'T WANT SOMETHING IN MY FAMILY THEN YOU REALLY SHOULD START FEELING. FEELING..
I DON'T KNOW. FEELING SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD FEEL. YOU GET THE IDEA RIGHT? PLEASE KILL WHATEVER'S INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW.

OH GOD DAMNIT JUST USE THE DAMN HAMMER

Frog doesn't want to hurt us, that's kinda sweet!

Fortunately, our other party members are probably far more obliging/ and or wanted to smack us for awhile.

strngy 2016/12/07(Wed)17:56 No. 764390 ID: af6e04
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>Frog doesn't want to hurt us, that's kinda sweet!
I GUESS FROG IS KINDA SWEET...BUT HE'S NOT HELPING RIGHT NOW!!

>>761035
"FROG. I LOVE YOU. BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT US ALL TO DIE YOU NEED TO PREFORM THE BEST DAMN ABORTION THIS CITY HAS EVERY SEEN BECAUSE OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE A VERY UNWELCOME NEW ADDITION TO OUR FAMILY. AND YOU KNOW THAT IF I DON'T WANT SOMETHING IN MY FAMILY THEN YOU REALLY SHOULD START FEELING. FEELING.. I DON'T KNOW. FEELING SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD FEEL. YOU GET THE IDEA RIGHT? PLEASE KILL WHATEVER'S INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW."

"I...I love you too Jean-Henri! I'll get this thing out of you, I promise! I'll do whatever it takes!" FROG SAYS AND THEN HE TRIES TO HUG MY SPINE IN TWO.

>>761039
>>761068
"FROG! FROG!! OH GOD DAMNIT JUST USE THE DAMN HAMMER. SOMEBODY GET MY HAMMER!!"

"Aye Captain!" CRAB GUY SPRINGS INTO ACTION!

"If I may." SAYS IMP BOY "Battering yourself will not help. However, I believe I can convince the Husk to leave your body voluntarily, if we can somehow get a message to it."

"HOW??"

"Well. The most obvious solution would be to wait until it begins to take control of your body. Then I can simply talk to it."

Well, it wanted mercy before. Maybe we can convince it that we won't kill it this time.

We've never been a quitter, and this might be our only chance to get a crab-assisted hammerbortion.

But sure, if that doesn't work, we can do Impboy's thing.

Is it too late to just vomit husk out?

strngy 2016/12/07(Wed)22:01 No. 764432 ID: af6e04
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>>764392
MAYBE.....

>We've never been a quitter, and this might be our only chance to get a crab-assisted hammerbortion.
>Is it too late to just vomit husk out?
NOPE WE'RE TRYING THE HAMMER TO THE GUT FIRST!!

"Please be careful! Don't hit her too hard! Oh I can't watch this." FROG TRIES TO COVER HIS EYES BUT THEY'RE BIGGER THAN HIS HANDS SO IT DOESN'T DO MUCH

CRAB GUY RAISES THE HAMMER "Are you ready Captain? How do you want me to do this?"

"JUST HIT ME HARD IN THE STOMACH. BUT NOT TOO HARD. DON'T KILL ME"

"I'll try."

HGGGHBBBBHGLORG!!

>>764432
Success! Now squish it! Squish it!

Crab... Grab it... Can't... Breath... Need... A minute...

I know we're all about the power of friendship and hammers here, but husk creeps me dafuq out. I don't think he gets to join our secret club.

somebody squish him with our secret club.

>>764432
Are you okay?

You know it occurs to me we could let Husk possess the Wizard and solve all our problems.

Gotta admire his pluck. Offer to let Husk join your gang after all. He can work for Frog. Or she?!?!

Give it a chance to talk- He-Imp seems to think it's worth listening to, and thus far our efforts have led to little success with disposing of it. Might as well give the little blighter a chance to say it's piece

>>764442
That would just give Husk a body that can use magic!

>>764756
Yeah but if Husk doesn't want to kill us anymore then effectively the wizard won't either, and we can just fuck off and do whatever.

strngy 2017/01/20(Fri)23:11 No. 773754 ID: af6e04
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>Are you okay?
NO

>Success! Now squish it! Squish it!
>husk creeps me dafuq out
MUST SQUISH TINY MONSTER. CAN'T BREATH

"CRAB...GRAB IT...CAN'T...BREATH...NEED...A MINUTE..."

"Allow me." SAYS IMP BOY. HE PULLS A CREEPY LITTLE STRINGY THING OUT OF THE DEAD TENTACLE BEAST. IT'S GROSS

>You know it occurs to me we could let Husk possess the Wizard and solve all our problems.
>Gotta admire his pluck. Offer to let Husk join your gang after all. He can work for Frog. Or she?!?!
>Give it a chance to talk- He-Imp seems to think it's worth listening to, and thus far our efforts have led to little success with disposing of it. Might as well give the little blighter a chance to say it's piece
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL TALK TO IT

"HHHH...OKAY LISTEN UP YOU CRAWLY LITTLE MAGGOTBABY! YOU WORK FOR ME NOW! DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK"

"Husk can't hear you." SAYS IMPBOY, "It doesn't have any eyes or ears. In fact, it will expire very soon if we don't find it a body."

IMPBOY LEANS IN CLOSE AND WHISPERS "The basilisk would make a good host." BASILISK??

>>773754
Ask if Husk can be removed safely to switch hosts after it's controlled one for a while.

>>773754
>BASILISK??
He's talking about Frog. He wants Husk to take over Frog so that Husk can make Frog turn everyone to stone by looking at them. Don't let them take Frog from you!

IF I DONT WANT HUSK INSIDE ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ITS OKAY FOR ANY OTHER MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY? I LEAD BY EXAMPLE, WITH THAT EXAMPLE BEING NOT SACRIFICED TO THE GROSS WORM. FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT TO THE WORMS.

Temptation only works when they have something we want.

We don't want our friends possessed by worms. please and sankyu.

You know what? I feel as if imp boy isn't working out.
SHOVE HUSK DOWN HIS THROAT!

There are only three options: imp boy, demon son, AaC wizard.
All are tempting, all are terrible.

>>773917
Seconding.

>>773757
damn right
just get something temporary for now, we might be able to use him on the third bountyhunter

strngy 2017/01/24(Tue)16:51 No. 774496 ID: af6e04
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>He's talking about Frog. Don't let them take Frog from you!
>We don't want our friends possessed by worms. please and sankyu.
>damn right
"WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT?"

IMP BOY SAYS, "What? With a body like that, Husk would be a very powerful ally to help us fight the Wizard!"

"IF I DONT WANT HUSK INSIDE ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ITS OKAY FOR ANY OTHER MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY? I LEAD BY EXAMPLE, WITH THAT EXAMPLE BEING NOT SACRIFICED TO THE GROSS WORM. FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT TO THE WORMS."

"Family? You must be joking! How are you two related? Do you even understand what a family is?"

"LOOK IMP BOY. I DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT AFTER ALL. HOLD STILL"

>SHOVE HUSK DOWN HIS THROAT!
I GRAB IMPBOY BY THE ARM AND DO JUST THAT! HE SEEMS SHOCKED

>Ask if Husk can be removed safely to switch hosts after it's controlled one for a while.
"NOW TELL ME! CAN WE TAKE HUSK OUT OF YOU AFTER HE'S TAKEN CONTROL OF YOU AND WOULD YOU STILL BE YOU?"

"...yes." IMPBOY SAYS. HE SOUNDS A LITTLE FREAKED OUT THOUGH. "But we should move quickly. Our enemies are mobilizing!"

Gather your party, and venture forth.

Check on the health status of frog and the others!

strngy 2017/01/30(Mon)03:13 No. 775667 ID: af6e04
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>Gather your party
>Check on the health status of frog and the others!
"FROG ARE YOU OKAY?"

"I think so." FROG SAYS

"HOW ABOUT YOU CRABBY?"

"Aye! I do have a name, you know." SAYS CRAB GUY

"OKAY LET'S GO!"

"Wait!" FROG SAYS "What about the other two?"

"WHAT OTHER TWO?"

"The rest of me crew! We can't just leave em behind." SAYS CRAB GUY

"OH YEAH..."

WE HEAD BACK TO WHERE WE LEFT FISHMAN AND EYESTALKS. IMPBOY'S GOT THIS BIG GRIN ON HIS FACE THAT'S MAKING ME UNEASY

...

OH

>>775667
Ask fishman if he's okay.

THERE IS ONLY ONE OPTION!
HAMMER THE LADY BUG UNTIL THE LADY BUG IS NO MORE!

shove your arm down Impboys through and grab the worm thing out of him.

Well yeah.
Not Impboy's fault, though. He's ruthless not stupid.

Jean, stop this crazy thing.

>>775690
I thought new miniboss was impboy because size+ knife. Derp.

But I stand by my Jetsons reference!

strngy 2017/01/31(Tue)23:49 No. 776275 ID: af6e04
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>Ask fishman if he's okay.
"FISHMAN ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED FISHMAN??" I DON'T THINK HE'S OKAY!

>HAMMER THE LADY BUG UNTIL THE LADY BUG IS NO MORE!
>Jean, stop this crazy thing.
OKAY HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS

US
JEAN-HENRI
FROG
CRAB GUY
IMPBOY
FISHMAN(MAYBE OKAY?)
EYESTALKS(TIED UP AND PINCUSHIONED)

THEM
POM

If Frog can use their special eyes to try and do whatever their special eyes to do people, you and crab guy and go for a frontal charge while imp boy goes invisible and surprise attacks it from behind

>>776297
The only modification I might make is for Crab Guy to protect Frog while he sets up. I think the imp sandwich is too delicious to pass up.

>>776368
Also do a Battle Cry like, "FOOOOORR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMILY!!!!!"

Surround Him!
Jean Opposite ImpBoy, With Frog and Crab flanking the sides... I wanna keep HuskBoy in view during this fight, There is no reason for Husk to be on our side! Caution must be maintained!