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718844 No. 718844 ID: 7bf63f

I have no idea if this idea is going to work or not but here goes!
Alright so the premise here is that it's sort of a hot potato of sorts where whoever wants to add can and because I don't want it descending into complete chaos I've set up a few rules for this little endeavour;
0) Have fun. Self explanatory.
1) 3 posts minimum before it gets past on. This is to ensure that there is some semblance of cohesiveness before it's free game.
2)You have to draw. I don't care if it's on ms paint or adobe. If it looks like a Mondrian or a Manet as long as it's something it's fine.
3)Let your imagination run wild. Considering if it works it'll be a slew of creativity i think the plot will run in almost the same vain as Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. Which if you've seen it, you know how crazy that thing gets.
And lastly 4) Follow the tgchan rules. It obviously goes without saying but sometimes a simple reminder goes a long way.
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So without further ado let's create a character. What the hell are we?
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No. 718859 ID: 163674
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718859

You are JILL and HOGARTH OAKLEY

TRAINED KILLERS
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No. 718860 ID: 163674
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718860

POORLY TRAINED
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No. 718861 ID: 163674
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718861

THE GALAXY'S LEAST DANGEROUS HIT SQUAD

You are currently celebrating your honeymoon by taking one last mission

one last chance to prove yourselves to the slightly nefarious COUNSEL OF THE GREY before you are FIRED*

*(read: killed)

You are on your way to the Dreaded Province of BRIGBRIDTH

You each have a LASER SWORD, a PERSONAL SHIELD, and NO METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION

Your final mission is to assassinate _____________
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No. 718863 ID: b17b81

A small child. (some politician's kid? He'd have bodyguards) The CotG decided to throw you a bone. They can't keep up with membership dues if they keep firing everyone.
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No. 718869 ID: 1cebc8
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718869

Target: Chancellor Kradorshnov, The Unstoppable Dictator of Gerland
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No. 718871 ID: 1cebc8
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718871

Who intends to burn his nation to the ground, as he is in control of an even greater political power and intends to use civil unrest as a distraction while he works on The Singularity. The Council is scared enough to send everyone they've got just to stall him.
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No. 718872 ID: 1cebc8
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718872

You two were among the few morons that have been sent to Brigbridth on the main highway. They intend to make you cause chaos and then die.
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No. 718874 ID: 59a537

...But since the other mercenaries scared off anyone you might hitchhike with, you find yourself having to walk there while the others drive past.
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No. 718880 ID: 7bf63f
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718880

The walking wouldn't be that bad if the scenery changed every once in a while. However the land was as barren as can be, with nothing but the odd tumbleweed and whizzing car to mix up the scenery.
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No. 718881 ID: 7bf63f
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718881

The annoying thing about the scenario was that they had transportation, at least they did until someone went and lost it, amongst other things. Thus making the trip to eliminate the Child Chancellor Kradorshnov a lot more difficult.
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No. 718882 ID: 7bf63f
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718882

Now their only option was to either start making the journey on foot which would probably take them a day or wait in the vain hope that some nice mercenaries might take pity on them and give them a lift. Either way things were not looking up for the 2.
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No. 718883 ID: d13e12

>>718881
You two are the absolute worst. I don't know if even WE can help you...but we're sure as hell gonna try. KILL SOMEONE FOR THEIR TRANSPORTATION!
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No. 718982 ID: 7bf63f
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718982

Ouch. Well what have they got to lose?
Eventually they see a car in the distance and as it gets nearer they are able to make out more details. The car is... oh for the love of- it's the Clown mercs. Great.
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No. 718985 ID: bfae0f
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718985

The clown car stops right next to you. They say they are going to perform at a birthday party for someone rich in the city (guess they were just normal clowns) They ask if you want a lift. It doesn't look like there's much room there to you, but the clown insists that there's plenty.
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No. 718986 ID: bfae0f
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718986

Jill and Ho stare deeeply into each others eyes and laugh as they both think of the same evil plan.
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No. 718988 ID: bfae0f
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718988

What was thought only to be the simple murder of perhaps 3 clowns, turned into the massacre of about 15. As a result of this, Hogarths Laser Sword has run out of batteries.

Items acquired:
A Molxvagon Clown car (Absolutely needs cleaning! x1
Clown disguises x2
Practical Joke items x27
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No. 719061 ID: a69c72
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719061

The van that Jill and Hogarth stole form the clowns is really huge on the inside.
The inside reeks of fast food restrooms and sweat. Hogarth hates it but Jill is fine with it.
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No. 719069 ID: a69c72
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719069

For about 17-27 hours and 4-8 pee breaks, our two half-shit heroes finally see the capital
city of Brigbridth in the distance.
>Hogarth: Where d'ya think we're gonna have ta go?
>Jill: That tower in the distance.
>Hogarth: That one with da rings? HA, that'll be easy!
>Jill: No, not that one.
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No. 719071 ID: f02a77

I think there should be some kind of sign for when a person is done doing their part.
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No. 719072 ID: a69c72
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719072

>Jill: That one.
Hogarth starts saying things that would offend even the saltiest of sailors.
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No. 719102 ID: bfae0f

>>719071
Yeah, rules say 3 drawings minimum, then hand over to the next guy. So why don't we just say exactly 3 drawings period.
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No. 719105 ID: 7bf63f

>>719102
yea actually we could, it might make things less confusing.

righto from now on it's a 3 post pass. enjoy :D
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No. 719108 ID: bfae0f
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719108

Jill and Hogarth pull up at the first Gas N' Wash they see in the city to clean up the blood from the "incident"
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No. 719109 ID: bfae0f
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719109

Jill goes to pay the Galbatronian working the with some spare coins she found in the trunk. She also buys some batteries for Hogarths Laser Sword and attempts to make small talk.
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No. 719113 ID: bfae0f
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719113

His Galbish accent was strong, but it was quite clear that he was talking about the celebrity assassin duo Leslie and Morp who are in town protecting some senators kid.

On hearing the info, Hogarth put his fist through the windscreen.
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No. 719179 ID: 163674
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719179

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH"

HOGARTH IS A MAN OF MUSCLE AND HEART

THE HEART IS THE SOURCE OF BOTH LOVE AND HATRED

HOGARTH IS NOT A MAN OF INTELLECT

"Leslie and Morp?" he says, shaking the blood and shattered glass from his MUSCULAR hand. "The Council's own pets! The game is RIGGED Jiji. This mission is just a FRONT for our EXECUTION!!"
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No. 719182 ID: 163674
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719182

"Babe," says Jill. "Chill."

"Think about this," she continues, "how many times has our target survived one of our missions?"

"...zero. Zero times," says Hogarth.

"Right. And how many times have we died on one of our missions?"

"Once-" Hogarth begins to answer, but Jill cuts him off.

"NOT counting the nanobot resurrection incident"

"Zero"

"Egg zakt lee," says Jill, "we are a force of god damn nature, and the Council thinks those PRIMA DONNA pop assassins can survive US?"
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No. 719183 ID: 163674
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719183

"All they've got going for them is a perfect mission record, deadly commando training, staggering precision, interplanetary popular support, diplomatic immunity, state-of-the-art weaponry" Jill stops to take a breath, "and ravishing good looks."

"You're literally always right, Jiji," says Hogarth. "But one thing's for sure. We need some dirt on Leslie and Morp!!"

a) GO TO THE TABLOIDS
b) GO TO LESLIE AND MORP'S APARTMENT
c) HACK INTO THE CotG DATABASE
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No. 719276 ID: c86083

Also, Lets be honest here, you're gonna need some GUNZ! Cos the chances of beating beating either Leslie or Morp (especially Morp) in single combat... 1 in 1000000
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No. 719281 ID: 73a5c1
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719281

Gathering dirt on the duo would be hard. The tabloids are so enamoured with the handsomely Morp and skillful Leslie that the only thing they have are good words.
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No. 719282 ID: 73a5c1
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719282

Going to their apartment would be a bad idea thanks to a very drunken night involving gratuitous alcohol and shenanigans. While the night was forgotten the aftermath wasn't and Gorp has never forgotten the humiliation he felt when he woke up. Or the sorry that had been etched into his wall by a laser sword with Jills name haphhazardly scrawled in perament marker.
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No. 719283 ID: 73a5c1
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719283

Which meant the only option left was to use the dreaded database. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for its A.I. which seemed hellbent on being the most annoying thing in existence.
>>719276
Of course a small stop for forearms wouldn't go amiss.
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No. 719284 ID: 69fd23

>>719283
Ah balls, i meant to write firearms.
i mean we could go for forearms if we wanted :3
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No. 719285 ID: c86083
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719285

It's true that The AI is annoying, It's true that The have over 20 billion followers on Spacebookstaggitter and YES, back in uni Jill did graffiti in Morp's dorm HOWEVER, when has that ever stopped these two?
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No. 719288 ID: c86083
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719288

Heading into the central Marketplace, Jill and Hogarth found Just what they were looking for...
Guns! Lots of guns.
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No. 719291 ID: c86083
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719291

looking into her pockets, Jill realised there wasn't much money left over from the clowns.

Jill- "so what will... 4 credits get me?"
Shopkeep "this piece of shit- barely"
Jill- "nothing else?"
Shopkeep- "not even close"
Hogarth- "O'l six shot it is then!"
Shopkeep- "heh, old is right"
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No. 719293 ID: 819327
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719293

Hogarth grabbed the "Ol' 6-shot" and aimed at the shopkeeper. "THIS IS A ROBBERY NOW!"
The shopkeeper replied; "I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANYTHING!" After that sentence, Hogarth shot the shopkeeper- or atleast intended to.
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No. 719294 ID: 819327
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719294

-Turns out the gun wasn't loaded. How stupid. "GET AFTER THEM!" Yelled the shopkeeper. This didn't go as planned.
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No. 719295 ID: 819327
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719295

Hogarth and Jill then proceeded to run away from the marketplace, only equipped with an empty 6-shot.
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No. 719527 ID: 855bc5
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719527

The duo manage to haul ass away from the arms shop and were about to leave the market sector when they saw Police Chief Marco Polini. they say nothing escapes his watchful eye...
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No. 719528 ID: 855bc5
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719528

Their exit within reach, Jill inches her way out from their cover and into the road where they can hopefully complete a successful get away.
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No. 719531 ID: 855bc5
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719531

"argh! you! stay where you are, you're under arrest!" Jill hears Marco yell, flinching as once again, Marco eye's win again!
Almost immediately Hogarth jumps to her aid, laser sword out and gleaming with a fresh beam. Growling at the officer who can't help but notice the sword has new batteries in it.
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No. 719565 ID: e9ff01
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719565

Poloni: Is that laser sword a 92 Pierce Laser Lotus?

Hogarth: So what?

Poloni: Give it to me and I'll let you go. I'll say you never crossed my gaze.
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No. 719566 ID: e9ff01
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719566

Hogarth *gulps "but I have so many memories with it"
Poloni "I'm a collector, I'd take good care of it"
Hogarth *staring at Jill "When we took out the Cromulon finance minister, escaping from Balaris VII, I killed my uncle with this sword..."
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No. 719567 ID: e9ff01
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719567

Jill "Babe, give him the fucking sword, since when were you sentimental anyway"
Hogarth "Good point"

He handed over the sword,they ran back to the clown car and headed to...
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No. 719569 ID: f02a77
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719569

...right back the way they came!

Or Hogarth did, at least.
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No. 719570 ID: f02a77
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719570

Jill: "Babe! C'mon, we're past this!"

Hogarth: "No, we aren't! This isn't about 'sentimental' value or 'evading the law'. This man's abusing his power to take people's hard-earned weapons! He's depriving them the joy of inflicting pain and destruction! That's way worse than any corrupt foreign dignitary with plans to raze entire nations!"

Hogarth: "AND his gun looks like a butthole!"
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No. 719573 ID: f02a77
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719573

Hogarth's words have hurt Police Chief Polini's feelings. The nerve!

Hogarth (And by extension, Jill) have initiated battle with Police Chief Polini!
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No. 719580 ID: 163674
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719580

Polini: "You know, now that I look at it, this is actually the 10,095 reissue of the Laser Lotus without the mother-of-pearl inlay on the soft tissue vaporization modulator"

Polini: "I have a couple of these already. In fact, I can actually get you the number of a guy around here who can get you good functioning replicas on the cheap-"
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No. 719581 ID: 163674
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719581

Hogarth: "TOOOO LATE"

Hogarth: "CAN'T STOP THE GARTH TRAIN"
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No. 719582 ID: 163674
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719582

Jill: "Yo Garth!"

Jill: "As sexy as you look when you wail on the punk ass fuzz"

Jill: "We've got bigger problems!!!!!!"
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No. 719584 ID: 163674
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719584

Bobo: "Hey puppy boy"

Chuckles: "We just caught wind of your little show-clown mow-down back there"

Bobo: "Big Shoes just called a hit on your sorry ass"

Chuckles: "And we don't mean the fun kind"

*menacing clown honks*
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No. 719602 ID: 4392e0

>>719600
was amended >>719105 here after people we're confused on the topic so that there was a clear cut space when people could take over.
still you gave me a good laugh and i stick to rule 0 over all else. so it doesn't matter too much :)
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No. 719631 ID: c86083
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719631

"You think you can threaten us?" Screamed Jill. "It would take an army to stop us"
"Yeah" shouted Hogarth, "we're a force of God-damned nature"
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No. 719632 ID: c86083
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719632

"Army" replied the clown, driving away, "Nonono...JUST WIGGLES THE CYBORG!!" "He heard what you did, and he's taking the contract for free!"
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No. 719633 ID: c86083
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719633

"Wiggles?" said Jill,"Never heard of him ", " Me neither" said Hogarth, "but he's the least of our worries now, let's head to L+Ms apartament" "Good plan" said Jill... "Where do they live?"
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No. 719637 ID: b1dee1

>>719595
That’s as many as four tens.
And that’s terrible.
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No. 719931 ID: c86083
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719931

BOOM

Floor two
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No. 719932 ID: c86083

All I got, am no artist.
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No. 720238 ID: c86083
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720238

Arriving at the building, some distinct facts were made very apparent.

"We'll never walk streight in past those guards" whispered Jill.

"Drat" cursed Hogarth.
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No. 720240 ID: c86083

Furthermore, on closer examination, almost just to verify that they couldn't just sneak in, the wanted poster on the Wall quickly snuffed that plan.

Jill politely and quietly TORE THE POSTER TO SHREDS.
"They used our wedding photo?!? Jesus! who even has access to those?"

"The council... of the God-damned Grey!" Growled Hogarth.

"and look" he said they Photoshopped it to make us look evil!"
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No. 720241 ID: c86083
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720241

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No. 720242 ID: c86083
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720242

"We're getting in that building Jiji! We just need disguises is all!"
"What about these?" (Clown costumes if unclear)
"Perject Jiji!"
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No. 720514 ID: c86083

This still a thing?
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No. 720530 ID: 23da92

>>720514
Sadly, no.
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No. 720532 ID: 35151f

>>720530
>being this defeatist
you could always update it
it's only dead if nobody updates
you have the power
just pick up a pencil

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No. 720556 ID: 4392e0
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720556

>>720530
pessimist.

having taken the time to perfect their disguise the 2 were now ready to enter the building
"Jiji... are you sure this is a good idea" Hogarth asked "i'm not sure i like this anymore"

"nonsense Hogarth, this plan is foolproof" Jill replied, trying very hard not to laugh at Hogarth's clown disguise
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No. 720557 ID: 4392e0
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720557

And true to her word it was fine. although that might have been because the guards were distracted by the magazine of choice for all guards; 'the sentinel' a monthly magazine which has everything you need to keep up to date with the latest tech and in the know on the latest gossip.
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No. 720559 ID: 4392e0
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720559

"see Hogarth" Jill explains to her husband, nudging him with her arm "everythings perfectly fine." she adds as they walk through the front entrance.

hopefully this inspires you to pick up the pencil again. :D
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No. 720633 ID: dcc06b

Sure thing
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No. 720635 ID: c86083
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720635

"Which floor was it?" said Hogarth

"2" said Jill, breaking the fourth wall, "the post said 2"
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No. 720636 ID: c86083
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720636

"But it didn't say which room!" Cried Jill.
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No. 720637 ID: c86083
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720637

"And this floor is like a maze! "
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No. 720961 ID: c86083

This is the fourth wall informing you that their room, is room 208.
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No. 720962 ID: c86083

\\But Stanly couldn't have possibly known that//
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No. 721167 ID: c86083
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721167

On entering the room, Jill and Hogarth were surprised to see a large present in the room instead of the usual hotel furniture.
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No. 721169 ID: c86083
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721169

They opened the gift in the middle of the room.

Jill: "What is that thing, looks like it's counting down"

Suddenly, they heard the shrill voice that could only beong to Wiggles the Cyborg.

Hogarth: "It's a bomb Jiji! JUMP!"
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No. 721170 ID: c86083
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721170

BOOM!
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No. 721171 ID: c86083

>>721169
>>721170
Both animated btw
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No. 721242 ID: c86083

Falling terrifically towards the ground our heroes find themselves out of the fryingpan but into the fire! Is this the end for Jill and Hogarth?
Above them they hear the fading screech of an eagle.


(Please someone get the hint)
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No. 721255 ID: a1f6a3

>>721242
Let it die, friend.
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No. 721258 ID: a169de
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721258

>>721255
Yea, yea we get it.
I guess this didn't end up too much of a success, shame though as it was funny to see peoples input and drawings, maybe I'll try again with a more developed idea but I'll probably just go back to lurking like the anon I am.
If anyone feels like it they can fully take over or go ahead and let the Mods Archive it/ throw it in the Graveyard.
Thanks to all the glorious bastards who contributed to this, i luvs ya :)
[RIP] Jill & Hogarth [RIP]
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No. 721259 ID: cab7d6

>>721255
Ffs it's been one day and it's still on page 1. Quests on this board can go months without updating before they resume, without even reaching the graveyard.
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No. 721394 ID: a169de

>>721259
if you say, I haven't been using this site for long, so I don't really know how stuff works around here.
we'll see how it goes then, I won't be a downer about it anymore :)
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No. 721486 ID: 8013df

>>721394
Don't worry man, you should have seen my first quest Swarmlord Quest.
It went down MULTIPLE TIMES.
It took 6 threads for me to give up.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43926594/
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