Grap 2016/04/26(Tue)07:18 No. 719291 ID: c86083
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looking into her pockets, Jill realised there wasn't much money left over from the clowns.

Jill- "so what will... 4 credits get me?"
Shopkeep "this piece of shit- barely"
Jill- "nothing else?"
Shopkeep- "not even close"
Hogarth- "O'l six shot it is then!"
Shopkeep- "heh, old is right"

ghosty 2016/04/26(Tue)08:25 No. 719293 ID: 819327
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Hogarth grabbed the "Ol' 6-shot" and aimed at the shopkeeper. "THIS IS A ROBBERY NOW!"
The shopkeeper replied; "I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANYTHING!" After that sentence, Hogarth shot the shopkeeper- or atleast intended to.

ghosty 2016/04/26(Tue)08:26 No. 719294 ID: 819327
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-Turns out the gun wasn't loaded. How stupid. "GET AFTER THEM!" Yelled the shopkeeper. This didn't go as planned.

ghosty 2016/04/26(Tue)08:27 No. 719295 ID: 819327
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Hogarth and Jill then proceeded to run away from the marketplace, only equipped with an empty 6-shot.

Sankbay 2016/04/27(Wed)16:32 No. 719527 ID: 855bc5
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The duo manage to haul ass away from the arms shop and were about to leave the market sector when they saw Police Chief Marco Polini. they say nothing escapes his watchful eye...

Sankbay 2016/04/27(Wed)16:34 No. 719528 ID: 855bc5
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Their exit within reach, Jill inches her way out from their cover and into the road where they can hopefully complete a successful get away.

Sankbay 2016/04/27(Wed)16:38 No. 719531 ID: 855bc5
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"argh! you! stay where you are, you're under arrest!" Jill hears Marco yell, flinching as once again, Marco eye's win again!
Almost immediately Hogarth jumps to her aid, laser sword out and gleaming with a fresh beam. Growling at the officer who can't help but notice the sword has new batteries in it.

Hawthorne 2016/04/27(Wed)18:08 No. 719565 ID: e9ff01
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Poloni: Is that laser sword a 92 Pierce Laser Lotus?

Hogarth: So what?

Poloni: Give it to me and I'll let you go. I'll say you never crossed my gaze.

Hawthorne 2016/04/27(Wed)18:14 No. 719566 ID: e9ff01
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Hogarth *gulps "but I have so many memories with it"
Poloni "I'm a collector, I'd take good care of it"
Hogarth *staring at Jill "When we took out the Cromulon finance minister, escaping from Balaris VII, I killed my uncle with this sword..."

Hawthorne 2016/04/27(Wed)18:17 No. 719567 ID: e9ff01
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Jill "Babe, give him the fucking sword, since when were you sentimental anyway"
Hogarth "Good point"

He handed over the sword,they ran back to the clown car and headed to...

Truth 2016/04/27(Wed)18:40 No. 719569 ID: f02a77
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...right back the way they came!

Or Hogarth did, at least.

Truth 2016/04/27(Wed)18:47 No. 719570 ID: f02a77
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Jill: "Babe! C'mon, we're past this!"

Hogarth: "No, we aren't! This isn't about 'sentimental' value or 'evading the law'. This man's abusing his power to take people's hard-earned weapons! He's depriving them the joy of inflicting pain and destruction! That's way worse than any corrupt foreign dignitary with plans to raze entire nations!"

Hogarth: "AND his gun looks like a butthole!"

Truth 2016/04/27(Wed)18:56 No. 719573 ID: f02a77
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Hogarth's words have hurt Police Chief Polini's feelings. The nerve!

Hogarth (And by extension, Jill) have initiated battle with Police Chief Polini!

Suggestion 2016/04/27(Wed)19:43 No. 719580 ID: 163674
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Polini: "You know, now that I look at it, this is actually the 10,095 reissue of the Laser Lotus without the mother-of-pearl inlay on the soft tissue vaporization modulator"

Polini: "I have a couple of these already. In fact, I can actually get you the number of a guy around here who can get you good functioning replicas on the cheap-"

Suggestion 2016/04/27(Wed)19:43 No. 719581 ID: 163674
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Hogarth: "TOOOO LATE"

Hogarth: "CAN'T STOP THE GARTH TRAIN"

Suggestion 2016/04/27(Wed)19:44 No. 719582 ID: 163674
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Jill: "Yo Garth!"

Jill: "As sexy as you look when you wail on the punk ass fuzz"

Jill: "We've got bigger problems!!!!!!"

Suggestion 2016/04/27(Wed)19:46 No. 719584 ID: 163674
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Bobo: "Hey puppy boy"

Chuckles: "We just caught wind of your little show-clown mow-down back there"

Bobo: "Big Shoes just called a hit on your sorry ass"

Chuckles: "And we don't mean the fun kind"

*menacing clown honks*

>>719600
was amended >>719105 here after people we're confused on the topic so that there was a clear cut space when people could take over.
still you gave me a good laugh and i stick to rule 0 over all else. so it doesn't matter too much :)

Hawthorne 2016/04/28(Thu)02:22 No. 719631 ID: c86083
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"You think you can threaten us?" Screamed Jill. "It would take an army to stop us"
"Yeah" shouted Hogarth, "we're a force of God-damned nature"

Hawthorne 2016/04/28(Thu)02:25 No. 719632 ID: c86083
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"Army" replied the clown, driving away, "Nonono...JUST WIGGLES THE CYBORG!!" "He heard what you did, and he's taking the contract for free!"

Hawthorne 2016/04/28(Thu)02:29 No. 719633 ID: c86083
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"Wiggles?" said Jill,"Never heard of him ", " Me neither" said Hogarth, "but he's the least of our worries now, let's head to L+Ms apartament" "Good plan" said Jill... "Where do they live?"

>>719595
That’s as many as four tens.
And that’s terrible.

shmoopler 2016/04/30(Sat)05:42 No. 719931 ID: c86083
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BOOM

Floor two

All I got, am no artist.

Suggestion 2016/05/01(Sun)01:14 No. 720238 ID: c86083
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Arriving at the building, some distinct facts were made very apparent.

"We'll never walk streight in past those guards" whispered Jill.

"Drat" cursed Hogarth.

Furthermore, on closer examination, almost just to verify that they couldn't just sneak in, the wanted poster on the Wall quickly snuffed that plan.

Jill politely and quietly TORE THE POSTER TO SHREDS.
"They used our wedding photo?!? Jesus! who even has access to those?"

"The council... of the God-damned Grey!" Growled Hogarth.

"and look" he said they Photoshopped it to make us look evil!"

Suggestion 2016/05/01(Sun)01:25 No. 720242 ID: c86083
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"We're getting in that building Jiji! We just need disguises is all!"
"What about these?" (Clown costumes if unclear)
"Perject Jiji!"

This still a thing?

>>720514
Sadly, no.

>>720530
>being this defeatist
you could always update it
it's only dead if nobody updates
you have the power
just pick up a pencil

Boom! Update 1/3 Sankbay 2016/05/02(Mon)17:26 No. 720556 ID: 4392e0
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>>720530
pessimist.

having taken the time to perfect their disguise the 2 were now ready to enter the building
"Jiji... are you sure this is a good idea" Hogarth asked "i'm not sure i like this anymore"

"nonsense Hogarth, this plan is foolproof" Jill replied, trying very hard not to laugh at Hogarth's clown disguise

Boom! Update 2/3 Sankbay 2016/05/02(Mon)17:33 No. 720557 ID: 4392e0
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And true to her word it was fine. although that might have been because the guards were distracted by the magazine of choice for all guards; 'the sentinel' a monthly magazine which has everything you need to keep up to date with the latest tech and in the know on the latest gossip.

Boom! Update 3/3 Sankbay 2016/05/02(Mon)17:48 No. 720559 ID: 4392e0
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"see Hogarth" Jill explains to her husband, nudging him with her arm "everythings perfectly fine." she adds as they walk through the front entrance.

hopefully this inspires you to pick up the pencil again. :D

Sure thing

shmoopler 2016/05/03(Tue)06:38 No. 720635 ID: c86083
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"Which floor was it?" said Hogarth

"2" said Jill, breaking the fourth wall, "the post said 2"

shmoopler 2016/05/03(Tue)06:40 No. 720636 ID: c86083
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"But it didn't say which room!" Cried Jill.

shmoopler 2016/05/03(Tue)06:40 No. 720637 ID: c86083
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"And this floor is like a maze! "

This is the fourth wall informing you that their room, is room 208.

\\But Stanly couldn't have possibly known that//

Suggestion 2016/05/05(Thu)14:15 No. 721167 ID: c86083
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On entering the room, Jill and Hogarth were surprised to see a large present in the room instead of the usual hotel furniture.

Suggestion 2016/05/05(Thu)14:19 No. 721169 ID: c86083
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They opened the gift in the middle of the room.

Jill: "What is that thing, looks like it's counting down"

Suddenly, they heard the shrill voice that could only beong to Wiggles the Cyborg.

Hogarth: "It's a bomb Jiji! JUMP!"

Suggestion 2016/05/05(Thu)14:20 No. 721170 ID: c86083
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BOOM!

>>721169
>>721170
Both animated btw

Falling terrifically towards the ground our heroes find themselves out of the fryingpan but into the fire! Is this the end for Jill and Hogarth?
Above them they hear the fading screech of an eagle.


(Please someone get the hint)

>>721242
Let it die, friend.

The nd, i guess. Sankbay 2016/05/06(Fri)07:56 No. 721258 ID: a169de
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>>721255
Yea, yea we get it.
I guess this didn't end up too much of a success, shame though as it was funny to see peoples input and drawings, maybe I'll try again with a more developed idea but I'll probably just go back to lurking like the anon I am.
If anyone feels like it they can fully take over or go ahead and let the Mods Archive it/ throw it in the Graveyard.
Thanks to all the glorious bastards who contributed to this, i luvs ya :)
[RIP] Jill & Hogarth [RIP]

>>721255
Ffs it's been one day and it's still on page 1. Quests on this board can go months without updating before they resume, without even reaching the graveyard.

>>721259
if you say, I haven't been using this site for long, so I don't really know how stuff works around here.
we'll see how it goes then, I won't be a downer about it anymore :)

>>721394
Don't worry man, you should have seen my first quest Swarmlord Quest.
It went down MULTIPLE TIMES.
It took 6 threads for me to give up.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43926594/