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706439 No. 706439 ID: 3009b4

Sims TGChan Quest!!

In which various members of TGChan are Simmified and then do stupid things for your entertainment!

In terms of a quest, this one plays a little looser: Each sim has their own agenda. Suggestions should be thought of in mission terms such as "Build a robot" or "Date this person", or in terms of strategy to meet their own goals -- such as "Earn money by selling paintings".

Non-Playable Sims are Sim versions of Quest characters -- they can be interacted but not ordered around unless they join a household in the long-term beyond University.

Now meet our cast!
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No. 706440 ID: 3009b4
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706440

ANON44

He dreams of one day becoming CAPTAIN HERO and falling in love!

Although currently he is interested in mundane things like writing his term paper.
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No. 706441 ID: 3009b4
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706441

TOTALLY RANDOMIZED ANON-ON!

His dream is the comical desire to have 50 first dates and doesn't want to do ANYTHING interesting right now!
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No. 706443 ID: 3009b4
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706443

The No-Longer Dragon Arashi Maeda!

He wants to become the Minister of Education, as well as fall in love... and be friends with a certain other sim!
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No. 706444 ID: 3009b4
File 145682665537.jpg - (272.52KB , 640x720 , TGS_Riotmode.jpg )
706444

RIOTMODE!

He has the lofty goal of becoming a game designer and nothing else at all interesting!
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No. 706445 ID: 3009b4
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706445

Guest-Starring the Sim version of Nemain Morrigan!

Nem is a red-head this time because I didn't have any really curly blue hair mods!

What could our curious questor want from life?
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No. 706446 ID: 3009b4
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706446

Guest Starring...

Miss Muffet! Sort of! I've been told she doesn't give off the vibe of Miss Muffet at all, but let's face it we're dealing with radically different graphic engines and a human version to boot. She's got pig tails and looks a bit freaky, that's all I got.

But she's another girl and I didn't want to send Nem in alone.
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No. 706448 ID: 3009b4
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706448

Riot thinks that Arashi is pretty cute as a human!
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No. 706449 ID: 3009b4
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706449

Then again Miss Muffet's pretty cute as a human too!
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No. 706450 ID: 3009b4
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706450

Nem... not so much.
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No. 706451 ID: 3009b4
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706451

Don't even ask about Anon-on.
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No. 706452 ID: 3009b4
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706452

Anon44 disagrees with Riot's assessment.
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No. 706453 ID: 3009b4
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706453

... except when it comes to Miss Muffet.
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No. 706454 ID: 3009b4
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706454

Arashi is not impressed with Nem.
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No. 706455 ID: 3009b4
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706455

And Anon-on is 2 for 2.
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No. 706513 ID: 3009b4
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706513

After successfully completing their first term, the kids all decide to go to the gym because some how, their classes are measuring their fitness levels.

Anon44 has picked a wonderful work-out outfit.
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No. 706517 ID: 3009b4
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706517

Clearly the best time for casual conversation is in the shower.
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No. 706522 ID: 3009b4
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706522

At home, Anon-on is shoved! In front of his painting he just completed! How dare she? Do you think he's just gonna take this standing in front of his crappy painting?
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No. 706524 ID: 3009b4
File 145686486380.jpg - (441.04KB , 640x720 , TGS12.jpg )
706524

"How about a nice, refreshing glass of dirty brush cleaning water, bitch?!" snarls Anon-on and promptly douses the rude sim with it.

Arashi looks on with indifference. He's seen better shoves and brush-cleaning-water-tosses.
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No. 706530 ID: 3009b4
File 145686591288.jpg - (561.03KB , 640x720 , TGS13.jpg )
706530

Hey, look what Anon-on bought...

It is a "Bubble Blower".
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No. 706533 ID: 1f8505

>>706530

Yes... "bubble blower."
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No. 706540 ID: 02422f

>>706530
That's not nearly striped or panty enough to be an Anon44 purchase.
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No. 706542 ID: 15a025

>>706540
Agreed.
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No. 706544 ID: 3009b4
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706544

"MY 'Bubble-Blower'"!
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No. 706545 ID: 3009b4
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706545

Anon-on does not play well with others.
Or at least this sim who shoved him earlier.
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No. 706547 ID: 3009b4
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706547

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No. 706550 ID: 02422f

>>706545
Someone should conspire to make sure Anon-on and the sim who hates him end up hooking up.
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No. 706553 ID: 3009b4
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706553

The situation escalates.
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No. 706554 ID: 3009b4
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706554

DUNKED ON.
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No. 706562 ID: 3009b4
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706562

Anon-on: WERE YOU SMOK'N *MY* BUBBLES AGAIN?! I TOLD YOU 'BOUT SMOK'N MY BUBBLES! THOSE BUBBLES ARE NOT FOR YOU!
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No. 706565 ID: 3009b4
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706565

Anon44 pays his respects to the most alpha of the TGChan Sims.
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No. 706568 ID: 3009b4
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706568

ALPHA.
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No. 706605 ID: 02422f

>>706553
Did someone start a fire, or is the house just that dusty.

Nem: try to steer the plot away from all this violence. Take up cooking or something.
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No. 706608 ID: 3009b4
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706608

DETHRONED IN THE THRONE ROOM!
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No. 706611 ID: 3009b4
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706611

Anon44 feels a rush within his secretly perverted loins! Is this the time?! S-should he try to f-flirt with... Nem? Or with Muffet?
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No. 706612 ID: 3009b4
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706612

Meanwhile... Anon-on training montage. He will not lose again!
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No. 706614 ID: 3009b4
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706614

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No. 706615 ID: 3009b4
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706615

Nerve lost.
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No. 706616 ID: 3009b4
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706616

Nem compliments Anon44 on his grades!
DO SOMETHING, STUPID!!
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No. 706617 ID: 3009b4
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706617

Sigh.

Not shown: Anon44 cutting his thumb off.
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No. 706618 ID: 02422f

>>706617
Cutting your thumb off won't help, she's a vegetarian.

And whatever you do, don't tell her where the ice cream comes from.
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No. 706634 ID: 3009b4

>>706618
Well, what SHOULD Anon44 try to get Nem's attention? He couldn't... couldn't... couldn't POSSIBLY try the direct approach and flirt with her. He could try talking about her favourite hobby, but Nem doesn't appear to have one.
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No. 706642 ID: 1f8505

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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No. 706666 ID: 1f8505

Anon44: ask Nem out already.
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No. 706670 ID: 3009b4
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706670

Well this just got awkward.
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No. 706671 ID: 02422f

>>706670
Anon44: react awkwardly.

Nem: watch with amusement.
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No. 706709 ID: 3009b4
File 145688805363.jpg - (389.45KB , 640x720 , TGS29.jpg )
706709

Now that our Sims are Juniors, we thought we'd sit down and interview them to see their thoughts on their educational careers. We start with Anon-on.

Who is your best friend?
Anon-on: Riotmode, definitely. Anon44 is pretty cool too.

What happened with your nemesis?
Anon-on: We're cool now. Kinda forgot all that fighting once the classes got hard.

What are your plans after university?
Anon-on: Gonna start dating hardcore because the pickings are pretty poor here. Might set my sights on getting into the CIA and date some sexy spies on the taxpayer's bill.
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No. 706713 ID: 3009b4
File 145688834135.jpg - (372.28KB , 640x720 , TGS30.jpg )
706713

Who is your best friend?
Anon44: Oh, Anon-on. He's way cooler than I am and he's got his own bubble-blower but he lets us use it.

What happened with finding love?
Anon44: I'm alone. I'm going to be forever alone!!

What are your plans after university?
Anon44: FOREVER ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!

Didn't Nem try to flirt with ...
Anon44: FOREVER ALOOOOOOOOOONE!!

*Side Note - Nem did try to flirt with Anon44, but he whipped his hand away and told her off in the most feminine way possible. Happened to fast for a screenie.*
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No. 706718 ID: 3009b4
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706718

Who is your best friend?
Arashi: Anon44, certainly.

Do you think you'll find love?
Arashi: I hope so! I'm sewing pot-holders in the hopes that some day Anon44 will notice me and we can move past this 'best friends forever' thing into something... more!

What are your plans after university?
Arashi: I hope my sewing skills will be so great that I'll be made Education Minister.
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No. 706724 ID: 3009b4
File 145688879391.jpg - (443.29KB , 640x720 , TGS32.jpg )
706724

Who is your best friend?
Miss Muffet: The only person worth my time has been Nem. She's not much to look at but she's got a good head on her shoulders.

Nobody interested in University?
Miss Muffet: Well that Riotmode is passable but we never really talk much. Really, most of the prospects here are pretty slim, sweetie.

What are your plans after university?
Miss Muffet: Head of the CIA of course! Anon-on thinks he's got the right stuff but he's more just street thug that suave spy.
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No. 706728 ID: 3009b4
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706728

Who is your best friend?
Nem: Oh, Miss Muffet. We play chess quite a bit and it's nice to have someone I can have girl talk with.

Any suitors?
Nem: Oddly much like my teenaged years. I'm told I'm a pretty girl but people seem to be avoiding me for some reason. I even tried to make the first move but Anon44 told me that good girls just don't do that sort of thing. Was rather hurt.

What are your plans after university?
Nem: I thought maybe getting into the Entertainment industry. I don't really know, I've had a hard time finding my way. It's like being lost in the woods without even a wolf to give me some sort of idea of what I should be doing.
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No. 706732 ID: 3009b4
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706732

Who is your best friend?
Riotmode: Anon-on, but Arashi's pretty cool too.

Anything interesting in University?
Riotmode: Aside from Anon-on laying some smack-down it's been pretty quiet.

What are your plans after university?
Riotmode: Game design. Gonna fix all those pathing issues.
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No. 706766 ID: 3009b4
File 145689316390.jpg - (503.46KB , 640x720 , TGS35.jpg )
706766

>>706666
Right, missed that part.

Anon44 finally gets up the nerve to ask Nem on a date and she coyly accepts!
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No. 706767 ID: 3009b4
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706767

... perhaps 'coyly' is the wrong word.
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No. 706770 ID: 3009b4
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706770

Unfortunately Anon44 asked Nem on a date right before he had class and the powers that be drag him away.

So Nem goes and 'blows some bubbles' with some random girl.
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No. 706789 ID: 1f8505

>>706766
>>706767

DAMMIT
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No. 706791 ID: 3009b4
File 145690080751.jpg - (360.35KB , 640x720 , TGS38.jpg )
706791

Riotmode: Any interesting news?
Anon44: ...
Riotmode: How are your bowels?
Anon44: ...
Riotmode: Getting enough fibre?
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No. 706795 ID: 1f8505

>>706791

Riotmode: No sense of personal space.

Anon44: Attempt to court Nem again.
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No. 706798 ID: 3009b4
File 145690767162.jpg - (450.60KB , 640x720 , TGS39.jpg )
706798

>>706795
There she is... eating from the platter of chips Anon44 prepared earlier...

He's got to make his move!
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No. 706799 ID: 3009b4
File 145690781943.jpg - (453.90KB , 640x720 , TGS40.jpg )
706799

... except Nem won't stop chatting with her friends and then a professor calls to chat with her and Anon44 has to go to the bathroom and then Nem gets on the bubbles again and then the psycho-bitch from before attacks Anon-on and beats him in front of his friends.

But THEN the moment is right and Anon44 attempts... SWEET TALK!

Anon44: ... something something... striped pantsu?
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No. 706800 ID: 3009b4
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706800

Well maybe it had something to do with Nem making a few attempts herself to flirt prior but FLIRT SUCCESSFUL!

Clearly nothing can go wrong from here on out, right?

Oh... poor sim Arashi...
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No. 706801 ID: 3009b4
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706801

Later that evening a thunderstorm broke out and Nem conducted an experiment in conductivity.

It was a shocking success and gave her 3000 Aspiration Points!
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No. 706802 ID: 3009b4
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706802

Should we add that the sudden surge of current also made her lose control of her bladder?

Yes, lets.

She peed herself.

Some quest habits die hard.

But hey, 3000 Aspiration Points right?
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No. 706806 ID: 3009b4
File 145690888415.jpg - (125.36KB , 640x720 , TGS44.jpg )
706806

Anon44 leaves an original work of art for the dorm to enjoy forever!
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No. 706807 ID: 3009b4
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706807

Work of art.
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No. 706876 ID: 3009b4

There's been some interest in being Simmed, so if you'd like to volunteer a Quest character or yourself as a Sim, please let me know in this thread. If it becomes too cumbersome I'll create a Discuss thread.

Please note your aspiration:
-Family
-Finance
-Pleasure
-Romance
-Knowledge
-Popularity

And a general idea of personality in terms of neatness, playfulness, seriousness, energy and if you're a jerk or not. General idea of turn ons/offs would be good too. The game handles the rest. Optionally you can include race and gender or I can RNG it.
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No. 706880 ID: 0eaeaf

>>706876
>Bradford
-Aspiration: Finance
-Neatness: Very
-Playfulness: Almost none
-Seriousness: Very
-Energy: So-so
-Jerkiness: Depends on the person. If they're really messy and don't care, he'll act like a dick.
-Gender: Male
-Race: Caucasian
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No. 706889 ID: 3009b4

>>706880
Is this based on a person or a Quest character? I'll try to recreate the sim as accurately as possible otherwise I'll just RNG it.
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No. 706894 ID: 02422f

>>706889
He's a knight from this text-quest. >>694707
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No. 706912 ID: 3009b4

>>706880
As Bradford lacks a physical description I will RNG anything missing.
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No. 706914 ID: 8013df
File 145696324334.jpg - (220.65KB , 1280x720 , Bradford.jpg )
706914

>>706912
Found an old pic of a drawing I made of him.
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No. 706970 ID: 3009b4
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706970

It's the final semester of University! Our crew has amassed almost $30,000 in grant money! Should they use the money to create their own Greek House for future TGChan Sims or will they just graduate and split the rewards before going their separate ways?
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No. 706971 ID: 3009b4

>>706914

That will do.
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No. 706973 ID: 47160d

Buy a house!
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No. 706975 ID: 3009b4
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706975

Y'know, when Nem sat in a hot tub during a thunderstorm, she was TRYING to get struck by lightning for SCIENCE.

These three are just stupid.
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No. 706981 ID: 3009b4
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706981

>>706973
And so our heroes move across to the empty lot next door to build their dream Greek house.
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No. 706982 ID: 3009b4
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706982

The first thing they'll need is a moat to defend against the Evil Mascot, Stupid Coach and any other irritants.
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No. 706983 ID: 3009b4
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706983

They scale back the moat to afford better beds than the crappy dorm ones.

Who needs sleep privacy anyway?
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No. 706984 ID: 3009b4
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706984

Anon-on lays out the law.

Nem adds she would like a book case.

Arashi would like either a piano or a bass guitar, and Anon44 wants the sewing machine back.
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No. 706985 ID: 3009b4

It dawns on them that moats are expensive and maybe they just need one in front of the doors. 30K can be eaten up rather quickly.
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No. 706986 ID: 3009b4
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706986

In the interest of fire safety, the kitchen is entirely separated from everything else.
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No. 706989 ID: 3009b4
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706989

Some compromises were made and the moat reduced in size, but welcome to the new TGChan House!
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No. 706991 ID: 3009b4
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706991

Suddenly, the TGChan Household is beset by an EVIL COW MASCOT! The moat forces her to shed her costume and reveal her true form!

Should the TGChan Sims show MERCY or DROWN their enemy?
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No. 706993 ID: 3009b4
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706993

A passer-by hears her cries but does not care in the slightest.
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No. 706994 ID: 3009b4
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706994

Inside, innocent and oblivious, our Sims enjoy a quiet evening's entertainment provided by Riotmode.
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No. 706995 ID: 3009b4
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706995

"Is there a bird in distress?" Miss Muffet asks out loud, after cleaning up Mortimer Goth's mess.
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No. 706996 ID: 3009b4
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706996

Oh yeah, this is what their new living room looks like.
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No. 706998 ID: 3009b4
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706998

Bye Evil Mascot!

I guess our run is "Neutral" now.
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No. 706999 ID: 3009b4
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706999

Where the ladder went to is not of your concern, little Nem.
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No. 707000 ID: 3009b4
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707000

You feel your sins crawling down your spine...
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No. 707001 ID: 3009b4
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707001

Just for reference, this is what a "fat" cheer-leader looks like.

Sims, you don't know what fat is.
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No. 707002 ID: 3009b4
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707002

Nem does not approve of your actions.
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No. 707009 ID: 3009b4
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707009

GRADUATION! They all graduate with honours and celebrate at the "Crypt of the Night Club".
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No. 707012 ID: 3009b4

Currently generating new Sims.

Current batch consists of:
Bradford Knight (Quest Character)
Sarah Hanchett (Quest Character)
Huckbein (TGChanner)
Idiom (TGChanner)

Sims can be added anytime! Sometimes I'm just slow in doing so.
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No. 707026 ID: 3d2d5f

So... only PC sims can climb out of water? Or something?

What happens to the graduates? Do they disappear into the world or...?
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No. 707041 ID: bb78f2

>>707001
I think they got it right either around Sims 3 or 4. I know you can definitely have true fat sims in at least 4.

But 3's a beast on computers, and 4 ruins 2 and 3 with its improvements for you while feeling empty and devoid of life. I can't go back to three because of 4's face sculpting amazingness and just being able to plop down awesome houses from the internet hassle-free (Also 3 takes up a HUGE amount of space on your C drive no matter where you put the game, which is usually someone's smallest drive, what the fuck is a simmer to do).
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No. 707049 ID: 3009b4

>>707026
In Sims and Sims 2, none of them know how to climb out of the pool without a ladder. It's a classic murder trick and the backstory for the reason why Brandi Broke is a widow.

Once graduated, the Sims will move out into the real world where the real havoc begins.
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No. 707086 ID: 3009b4
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707086

Let's meet a new member of the TGChan Sim Community: APOLLO
One of David Bowie's love children!

Dream: Become a Celebrity Chef
Likes: Music & Dance
Dislikes: Rejection
Is: Pretty
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No. 707087 ID: 3009b4
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707087

New Guest-Star:
BRADFORD of Magic Kingdom Quest (http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/694707.html#694707)

This finance-minded former knight has come in search of sweet college grants and other kinds of casholla!

Dream: Animal servitude for profit
Likes: Science
Dislikes: Vermin
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No. 707089 ID: 3009b4
File 145704917948.jpg - (263.04KB , 640x720 , TGS70.jpg )
707089

Meet GNUK!
He hopes to finally finish university in some sort of timeline, even if it's a dumb simulated one.

Dream: DOMINION OVER THE OCEANS
Likes: Science
Dislikes: The pollution of lakes, oceans and waterways.
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No. 707090 ID: 3009b4
File 145704935005.jpg - (404.35KB , 640x720 , TGS71.jpg )
707090

Meet HUCK!
I decided he was clearly a cross between a huge nerd and Hulk Hogan.

Dream: To usurp the Joker and Lex Luthor with his army of sports-themed minions and robots.
Likes: Sports
Dislikes: Fires
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No. 707091 ID: 3009b4
File 145704953443.jpg - (380.67KB , 640x720 , TGS72.jpg )
707091

Meet IDIOM!
Idiom finally achieved her goal of being in a world where the laws of time, space and gender are effectively meaningless and she plans to exploit this potential.

Dream: To marry off 6 children.
Likes: Tinkering.
Dislikes: Having her heart broken.
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No. 707093 ID: 3009b4
File 145704977147.jpg - (324.96KB , 640x720 , TGS73.jpg )
707093

New Guest-Star: Marie of Rollback (http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/684559.html)

Marie has come to the Simworld to try to escape her dark and troubled past, but is that possible when the Simworld is equally screwed up?

Dream: To become a world-class ballerina dancer, like ANY coolant-blooded cyborg would want to. It is perfectly logical now shut up.

Likes: Music & Dance
Dislikes: Evil Robots
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No. 707095 ID: 3009b4
File 145704995885.jpg - (423.75KB , 640x720 , TGS74.jpg )
707095

New Guest-Star, Sarah of June Quest (http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/650533.html)

Sarah is mostly here because Anon44 let me put her in.

Dream: To become the Minister of Education which is boring but pretty in-character relatively speaking.
Likes: Tinkering
Dislikes: Not wearing sweaters
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No. 707097 ID: 3009b4
File 145705028458.jpg - (637.87KB , 1024x768 , TGS75.jpg )
707097

MEANWHILE...

Anon-on realizes that their sweet gig at TGChan House won't last forever and all their hard work will be for nothing unless they go recruit members to replace them as they leave campus for the real world!

One quick pep-talk to Arashi later and the former-dragon agrees to go out and meet some new people to invite.

Anon-on: And take Muffet with you! She's got the charm and also the bitch is smok'n up all my bubbles.
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No. 707100 ID: 02422f

If sim-Sarah meets sim-Anon44, does the universe implode?

>>707093
Poor Marie still looks pretty haggard. She'll need some cheering up!
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No. 707101 ID: 3009b4
File 145705151308.jpg - (414.16KB , 640x720 , TGS76.jpg )
707101

New Guest-Star: Petra of Frog Quest (http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/648665.html)

Petra has escaped the discrimination of her world to the more idealistic-yet-stupid world of The Sims.

Dream: Something something Education
Likes: Music & Dance
Dislikes: Disease
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No. 707102 ID: 3009b4

>>707100

Nah, I've dropped the dorm rule because it's not really required, it's cumbersome, and it's funny if the sim versions cross the line like that.

Marie is sad because Marie is usually sad in her quest line these days. Maybe it's because she's the worst rendition of Marie ever.
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No. 707161 ID: 3009b4
File 145707399731.jpg - (240.36KB , 640x720 , TGS77.jpg )
707161

MEANWHILE...

A teenaged Sharah Bleh is sitting on the loo. She will be attending University as soon as she achieves lycanthropy.
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No. 707163 ID: 3009b4
File 145707410626.jpg - (358.38KB , 640x720 , TGS78.jpg )
707163

Her father is C'thuludaddy.

He works hard to ensure they live in the best dick-shaped house possible.
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No. 707164 ID: 3009b4
File 145707420501.jpg - (412.09KB , 640x720 , TGS79.jpg )
707164

They live here.

If only Sharah would behave herself, maybe things would be better and their dick house would be more erect.
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No. 707165 ID: 3009b4
File 145707686685.jpg - (409.18KB , 640x720 , TGS80.jpg )
707165

C'thuludaddy is such a softie!
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No. 707166 ID: 3009b4
File 145708000709.jpg - (455.61KB , 640x720 , TGS81.jpg )
707166

But now Sharah's back in her cheerleader costume, she's inflicted with lycanthropy, and it's time to howl at everyone until the floor is slick with piss!

Dream: To become Celebrity Chef.
Likes: Sports and making sims pee themselves.
Dislikes: Rejection, including from old men.
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No. 707167 ID: 3009b4
File 145708037261.jpg - (390.90KB , 640x720 , TGS84.jpg )
707167

New Guest-Star: Orphidian from The Metamyriad (http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/644593.html)

This is Orhpidian's... fourth or fifth body, originally his sister's.

Now he's stuck in it. There's no gender swapping in the Sims. Not a happy camper.

Dream: Become a Mad Scientist (both in terms of mood and sanity)
Likes: SCIENCE
Dislikes: NOT SCIENCE (and fire)
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No. 707168 ID: 3009b4
File 145708049643.jpg - (507.47KB , 640x720 , TGS82.jpg )
707168

IT BEGINS!
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No. 707169 ID: 3009b4
File 145708058784.jpg - (421.19KB , 640x720 , TGS83.jpg )
707169

Sharah's first pee victim!

When howling at Orphidian however, all she did was turn off the stereo she was listening to and buggered off.

Which Sharah immediately turned back on before howling some more, damaging the bladder capacity of all within earshot. Try as she might however, no more pee victims for the evening.
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No. 707171 ID: 3009b4
File 145708126794.jpg - (397.12KB , 640x720 , TGS85.jpg )
707171

Sharah strikes again! Woe to those who hear her piercing howl! Uncontrollable bladder loss strikes again!

Strangely, not only is Orphidian not strongly effected, she seems to like it Sharah's howls. Oh well.
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No. 707172 ID: 3009b4
File 145708136655.jpg - (393.50KB , 640x720 , TGS86.jpg )
707172

However, just like the Who's down in Whoville defied the Grinch by celebrating Christmas anyway... some students won't let sitting in a puddle of their own urine deter them from their studies.
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No. 707173 ID: 3009b4
File 145708157427.jpg - (369.10KB , 640x720 , TGS87.jpg )
707173

Another poor victim tries to make his way to the bathroom, but Sharah blocks the way and begins to howl some more, causing his bladder to seize up in protest.
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No. 707174 ID: 3009b4
File 145708164032.jpg - (360.95KB , 640x720 , TGS88.jpg )
707174

The Terror of the Desert Dorms strikes again!
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No. 707175 ID: 3009b4
File 145708173521.jpg - (354.89KB , 640x720 , TGS89.jpg )
707175

Sharah celebrates her victory by tearing off her clothes and running around naked in front of the poor kid she just humiliated.
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No. 707176 ID: 3009b4
File 145708189129.jpg - (335.98KB , 640x720 , TGS90.jpg )
707176

Her howls attract Orphidian's attention. She would ALSO like to share in this power.
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No. 707177 ID: 3009b4
File 145708204830.jpg - (332.88KB , 640x720 , TGS91.jpg )
707177

That's easy enough. Sharah savages Orphidian.
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No. 707178 ID: 3009b4
File 145708370831.jpg - (386.60KB , 640x720 , TGS92.jpg )
707178

After a short mishap involving urine, knocked over garbage cans, catching the flu and barely making grade, who should walk by the dorm but... NEM!

This was a great opportunity for Sharah to get in on the TGChan Greek House right up until the point where she wolfed out.
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No. 707179 ID: 3009b4
File 145708377168.jpg - (485.68KB , 640x720 , TGS93.jpg )
707179

Nem's done this before and knows where this is going.
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No. 707180 ID: 3009b4
File 145708393905.jpg - (541.90KB , 1024x768 , TGS94.jpg )
707180

This would be a tad more convincing if she actually was furry instead of just howling like a tool.
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No. 707181 ID: 3009b4
File 145708413610.jpg - (378.80KB , 640x720 , TGS95.jpg )
707181

Today we learn that Knowledge-oriented sims are also werewolf epidemic-spreading sims.
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No. 707182 ID: 3009b4
File 145708425040.jpg - (364.27KB , 640x720 , TGS96.jpg )
707182

And then life as usual.
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No. 707183 ID: 3009b4
File 145708487231.jpg - (509.10KB , 640x720 , TGS97.jpg )
707183

Is this getting old?
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No. 707184 ID: 3009b4
File 145708490363.jpg - (474.10KB , 640x720 , TGS98.jpg )
707184

I don't think it's getting old.
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No. 707185 ID: 3009b4
File 145708504932.jpg - (470.12KB , 640x720 , TGS99.jpg )
707185

Plus a werewolf in a llama costume is pretty hilarious.
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No. 707186 ID: 3009b4

Orphidian is from Memoriam, not Metamyriad.
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/639549.html
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No. 707206 ID: 3009b4
File 145709764086.jpg - (400.92KB , 640x720 , TGS100.jpg )
707206

Did you forget us Marie?

Did you think you could hide from the ghosts of your path?

The comically inept attempt at recreating the ghosts of your past?

Am I seriously supposed to be a red-eyed evil cyborg?


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No. 707207 ID: 3009b4
File 145709797671.jpg - (423.50KB , 640x720 , TGS101.jpg )
707207

After staring at Idiom for about half an hour before realizing she had the wrong room entirely, the ghost from Marie's past impatiently waited for her out by the hot-tub. Whether it was lost or merely stupid, Marie was nudged to go look for it where upon it's attempt to make her day worse only very slightly succeeded as seeing said ghost was exactly something that Marie was interested in.
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No. 707211 ID: 3009b4
File 145709813474.jpg - (424.19KB , 640x720 , TGS102.jpg )
707211

Fortunately Marie was wearing her wetsuit upon having an accident, so it was mere a matter of cleaning up and going to bed while she eagerly anticipated her next haunting.

Knowledge sims ruin everything.
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No. 707229 ID: 1009ca

soon the planet will drown in piss
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No. 707230 ID: 372046

>>707185
Wait, is there a horse head mask?
If so, may I ask for the inclusion of James Baxter into this rightful mess?
Because apparently SOMEONE messed with the Morpheotron's settings. Clearly.
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No. 707240 ID: 0eaeaf

>>707230
Oh wow, didn't know you stopped by here Indo.
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No. 707244 ID: 3009b4

I do not have a horse-head mask, sorry.
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No. 707285 ID: 02422f

Someone sure has a fetish, looks like.

What does it mean that they're a "knowledge sim" anyways?

>wearing wetsuit
I expected her next move to be tricking the ghost into the moat, then leaving it to sink, drown, and rust.
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No. 707295 ID: 3009b4
File 145713552853.jpg - (314.51KB , 640x720 , TGS103.jpg )
707295

Never piss off werewolf Ophidian, Tina.

On the other hand, I think more universities need werewolf cheerleaders.
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No. 707297 ID: 3009b4

>>707285
Knowledge Sims enjoy experiencing new things, many of which are feared by saner sims.

Nice knowledge sims like Nem are whimsical and do things like get themselves struck by lightning on purpose or seek out ghosts despite the bladder issues that follow.

Nasty knowledge sims like Ophidian delight in creating a lycanthropy epidemic.

However in a nutshell Knowledge sims ENJOY weird things happening to them. For example, Sarah got a negative memory of seeing a ghost while Marie got a positive one.
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No. 707339 ID: 3009b4
File 145714214217.jpg - (257.77KB , 640x720 , TGS104.jpg )
707339

Marie has found love with Huck!

[Note: I didn't give the command; this was done on Marie's part]
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No. 707369 ID: 3009b4

Side note - if you're interested in a particular sim let me know and I'll put more focus on that sim.
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No. 707371 ID: 1009ca

my ego demands that I raise more hell and since I want to be a master chef somehow I better start cooking the flesh of lesser beings.
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No. 707384 ID: 3009b4

>>707371
Now that I've discovered that a Knowledge Aspiration will spread lycanthropy better than others once Sharah can change her aspiration (which will trigger after enough life experience or aspiration points for a special reward item) I will have her spread her touch throughout college.

Oddly enough, being a werewolf is really useful in college anyway. It gives you a fantastic energy boost at night and helps productivity. Clearly this is an under-used business strategy.
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No. 707389 ID: defceb

>>707339
He's blonde and has long hair, probably reminds her of Haley.

Ship 'em.

Ship 'em HARD.
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No. 707509 ID: 3009b4
File 145727416385.jpg - (785.30KB , 1096x720 , TGS105.jpg )
707509

Now in Sharah and Orphidian's dorms there are only two fully human sims, and they cower in their rooms at night. Every other sim brave, curious or foolish enough to stray outside have been turned into werewolves.

Academically, the dorm is doing excellent and the cleaning bills have been reduced significantly now that there's only two people left who are affected by the wolf's howl (cafeteria workers appear immune).

Still, Sharah feels empty, even after reconfiguring her aspirations to that of Knowledge so she too can fully embrace her feral side.

They doubt they could cause much trouble in TGChan House in comparison; the number of possible victims is far too small even if the accommodations are superior.

There are two things they want that they're not getting:
1. More people to turn who aren't naturally immune or cowering in their rooms at night.
2. Howling. None of the other wolves seem to want to howl much; it's almost like they don't like being werewolves.

There is... some concern that Howling and Savaging is starting to take over their lives. Their academic scores haven't suffered much but it's lost a lot of its former shine.

What should they do?
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No. 707510 ID: 1009ca

>>707509
make a robutt I guess
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No. 707515 ID: 1009ca

>>707510
forgot name
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No. 707663 ID: 3009b4
File 145734038626.jpg - (1.07MB , 1024x768 , TGS106.jpg )
707663

Here we meet Riot, freshly graduated from university and living in a tiny house in the middle of a lake for no reason at all.

Riot dresses like an old man.
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No. 707664 ID: f56624

>>707663
hey man, I love people but sometimes you just need a solid ten foot square mass of water between yourself and the world
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No. 707665 ID: 1f8505

>>707664

Not to mention a rather long walk between you and your bathroom.
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No. 707666 ID: 3009b4
File 145734220820.jpg - (583.29KB , 1024x768 , TGS107.jpg )
707666

Riot just got probed.
And by probed, I mean they put a baby in him.
Riot will have his first born before he loses his virginity.
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No. 707668 ID: 3009b4
File 145734320071.jpg - (560.97KB , 640x720 , TGS108.jpg )
707668

Riotmode. Pregnant man with half-alien spawn.

Remember kids, when you're not allowed to have sex before marriage -- just get knocked up by aliens and show them ALL!
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No. 707669 ID: 3009b4
File 145734372406.jpg - (444.90KB , 640x720 , TGS109.jpg )
707669

Welcome to your new world, Baby Squart.
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No. 707670 ID: 3009b4
File 145734562768.jpg - (430.60KB , 640x720 , TGS110.jpg )
707670

Congratulations Riot, you've given birth to anime.
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No. 707671 ID: f56624

>>707670
I always knew beaming all that horrible deviantart porn into space would pay off one day
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No. 707672 ID: 3009b4
File 145734990131.jpg - (618.79KB , 640x720 , TGS111.jpg )
707672

Well thanks to the Sims 2 repeatedly borking Riot's old lot, we've had to move him into this stylish new tower.
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No. 707673 ID: 3009b4
File 145735094825.jpg - (600.38KB , 640x720 , TGS112.jpg )
707673

Hey look! Riot's child is a bigger anime now! Also she had a higher Logic stat than dad while a toddler. Logic and Charisma. She's Fem Angry Spock!
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No. 707674 ID: 3009b4

Just to get things straight:

Less than a week out of University, Riot has been abducted by aliens, made pregnant, gave birth to an angry anime Spock-girl and had his lot bork so badly I had to move him into a wizard tower.
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No. 707675 ID: 3009b4
File 145735193053.jpg - (1.02MB , 1024x768 , TGS113.jpg )
707675

The Adventures of Arashi

Living out of the former "Flipp'n Chips" chip shack, Arashi is currently sleeping in the storage closet and converted the old cooler into a make-shift bathroom.

He's currently a substitute teacher, the first step towards becoming the Minister of Education.
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No. 707692 ID: 3009b4
File 145736365520.jpg - (514.48KB , 640x720 , TGS114.jpg )
707692

Arashi suspects that the university mascots aren't just mascots as an occupation -- it's more a lifestyle.
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No. 707693 ID: 3009b4
File 145736400957.jpg - (441.01KB , 640x720 , TGS115.jpg )
707693

Arashi wins a cooking contest. This is the most exciting part of his week.
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No. 707763 ID: 3009b4
File 145741264127.jpg - (423.24KB , 640x720 , TGS116.jpg )
707763

I'd title this "The Adventures of Anon-on" but after Arashi's really boring week let's just stick to Anon-on's two highlights.

First, he had lousy service so he dumped the dirty dishes on their dance floor.
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No. 707764 ID: 3009b4
File 145741269166.jpg - (584.12KB , 640x720 , TGS117.jpg )
707764

Then he ruined another sim's relationship by dating the dude while one of his girls was in the room.

So, well done Anon-on. 50 first dates to go.
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No. 707989 ID: 3009b4
File 145757173403.jpg - (415.97KB , 640x720 , TGS118.jpg )
707989

"Hey Sarah, word is you're way too boring for this quest."
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No. 707990 ID: 3009b4
File 145757174559.jpg - (322.99KB , 640x720 , TGS119.jpg )
707990

"I'm gonna fix that."
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No. 707995 ID: 3009b4
File 145757193115.jpg - (428.75KB , 640x720 , TGS120.jpg )
707995

Sarah isn't happy about being wolfie.
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No. 708003 ID: 1009ca

yeeeeeessssss
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No. 708005 ID: 3009b4
File 145757336486.jpg - (349.45KB , 640x720 , TGS121.jpg )
708005

Cheerleaders don't understand "personal space". The drive to cheer is just too strong. Even the moat is not enough to deter them in their cheering duties.
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No. 708011 ID: 02422f

>>708005
You call that cheering? I don't even see any pom poms!
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No. 708014 ID: 3009b4

>>708011
For some reason cheerleaders never have pom-poms.
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No. 708106 ID: 3009b4
File 145760354645.jpg - (406.81KB , 640x720 , TGS122.jpg )
708106

Just an ordinary evening in TGChan House.
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No. 708107 ID: 3009b4
File 145760388835.jpg - (1.02MB , 1280x768 , TGS123.jpg )
708107

Totally ordinary.
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No. 708110 ID: defceb

>>708107
...I'm not going to say that's how I'm actually dressed right now.

But I'm not about to deny it either.
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No. 708239 ID: 3009b4
File 145766599438.jpg - (332.29KB , 640x720 , TGS124.jpg )
708239

Anon44 finally pops the damn question.
Frankly Nem is less interested in formalities and more about ... trading in her cherry dress.
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No. 708260 ID: 1f8505

>>708239

Oh my~
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No. 708347 ID: 3009b4
File 145773983150.jpg - (387.71KB , 640x720 , TGS125.jpg )
708347

Oh hey Riot.
Those aliens like you.
You have a purty... um... whatever they put the baby in.
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No. 708406 ID: 3009b4
File 145776122366.jpg - (455.88KB , 640x720 , TGS126.jpg )
708406

Riot's child Squart has grown up into... a TEENAGED ANIME.
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No. 708407 ID: 3009b4
File 145776129207.jpg - (555.42KB , 640x720 , TGS127.jpg )
708407

... which is good, because now that Riot's alien-pregnant again he will need a babysitter soon.
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No. 708410 ID: 3009b4
File 145776270758.jpg - (558.57KB , 640x720 , TGS128.jpg )
708410

Riot's tower's gone a bit odd-shaped in preparation for a new baby, much like Riot himself.
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No. 708411 ID: 3009b4
File 145776288745.jpg - (419.28KB , 640x720 , TGS129.jpg )
708411

Yes, Squart is listening to her pregnant father's stomach. It's not like this is new to her. She's had the birds-and-bees-and-aliens talk.
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No. 708423 ID: 3009b4
File 145776572236.jpg - (371.65KB , 640x720 , TGS131.jpg )
708423

Riot's other girl is also an anime.
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No. 709142 ID: 3009b4
File 145796670713.jpg - (376.35KB , 640x720 , TGS132.jpg )
709142

Because I'm sure Anon44 wants to know about his sim and sim Nem's wedding.
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No. 709143 ID: 3009b4
File 145796673764.jpg - (515.20KB , 640x720 , TGS133.jpg )
709143

This is what Anon44's wedding party looked like.
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No. 709144 ID: 3009b4
File 145796685724.jpg - (383.56KB , 640x720 , TGS134.jpg )
709144

Sim Anon44's very nice 'feed wedding cake' reminds me a lot of my wedding with my late wife Max. Her family encouraged me to do something meaner but I ignored them.
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No. 709145 ID: 3009b4
File 145796688847.jpg - (631.56KB , 640x720 , TGS135.jpg )
709145

Nem fails to understand how a tropical vacation works.
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No. 709146 ID: 3009b4
File 145796704941.jpg - (413.17KB , 640x720 , TGS137.jpg )
709146

Not only does Nem have a much higher paying job, a robot station, and a wolf pet while Anon44 sews, has a main hobby of cooking and wears a leotard as a gym outfit, but it's pretty clear from the wedding night who played what role.
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No. 709147 ID: 3009b4
File 145796731890.jpg - (313.18KB , 640x720 , TGS141.jpg )
709147

... although this is what she wears to work. Because she is an "Ecological Guru", the top ranking natural scientist. And she flies. And has a killer sim-eating mutant plant crossed with a cow she made at work during her spare time.

Because Sims 2 gets kinda weird.
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No. 709148 ID: 3009b4
File 145796734598.jpg - (452.85KB , 640x720 , TGS140.jpg )
709148

Weirder than "Anon44 lives in a house shaped like striped panties" even.
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No. 709256 ID: 1009ca

>>708406
>>708423
why is this so surprising? it's a well known fact that animes are part sectoid.
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No. 709260 ID: 1f8505

>>709142
>>709144
>>709146
>>709148

Man, Sim Me is just living the good life.
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No. 709365 ID: 3009b4
File 145801504641.jpg - (1.18MB , 1280x768 , AssHouse1.jpg )
709365

Behold Anon44's new home. Most of it paid for with Nem's money.
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No. 709518 ID: 7f282c

>>709365
OK I actually laughed at that shit
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No. 709551 ID: 3009b4
File 145807956336.jpg - (529.78KB , 640x720 , TGS146.jpg )
709551

Anon44's boy Chris:
"This is appropriate birthday attire, Mom.
I am so glad this is how you go to work.
I am sure this will not cause me any problems on my first day of school.
Especially since I am a boy who looks like a girl."
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No. 709553 ID: 3009b4
File 145807973814.jpg - (432.14KB , 640x720 , TGS147.jpg )
709553

Chris is a boy.
I'd like to remind you all Chris is a boy.
THIS is what the game chose as Chris's outfit for growing up.
THIS is what the game chose as Chris's hair for growing up.

SIMS2.
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No. 709556 ID: 3009b4
File 145808020738.jpg - (454.44KB , 640x720 , TGS148.jpg )
709556

Anon44's SON.
I made him pee standing up just to make sure.
>>
No. 709559 ID: 47160d

...ITS A TRAP!
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No. 709582 ID: 3009b4

>>709518
Have you seen the inside (NSFW) [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/82jkvJQ.jpg)
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No. 709610 ID: 15a025

>>709582
Oh wew lad that's amazing
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No. 709627 ID: 1f8505

Chris is a sweet cinnamon roll that is too good for the Sim world.
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No. 709772 ID: 3009b4
File 145816963563.jpg - (401.92KB , 640x720 , TGS149.jpg )
709772

What the flying crap, game?
Why do you hate Chris (Anon44's child) so?
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No. 709773 ID: 3009b4
File 145817038720.jpg - (348.07KB , 640x720 , TGS150.jpg )
709773

CHRIS IS SUPPOSEDLY MALE.
He has a MALE VOICE.
I primarily see that hairstyle on FEMALE SIMS however.
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No. 709784 ID: 15a025

>>709773
You shouldn't bash on poor Chris for trying to be different. It might stunt his growth.
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No. 709790 ID: 3009b4
File 145817250615.jpg - (356.66KB , 640x720 , TGS151.jpg )
709790

A New TGChan Student has Arrived!

Meet MORTIS!

Mortis would like to be a mad scientist someday and enjoys tinkering.

PHYSICS and MATH both lead to the ultimate goal of being a MAD SCIENTIST. Which should MORTIS take?
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No. 709793 ID: 3009b4
File 145817289392.jpg - (289.29KB , 640x720 , TGS152.jpg )
709793

A New TGChan Student has Arrived!

Meet BUCKWHEAT!

Buckwheat's only defining physical characteristic is BROWN HAIR.

Buckwheat likes CUISINE and wants to have 50 FIRST DATES which is stupid and terrible but that's what you get from having a PLEASURE aspiration.

Slacker.

Buckwheat's college career is currently undecided. What should Buckwheat major in?
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No. 709796 ID: 3009b4
File 145817365264.jpg - (288.93KB , 640x720 , TGS153.jpg )
709796

New Guest-Star: Cherie from June Quest (http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/650533.html)

Cherie likes science and would like to become City Planner. We'll see what she does in a situation not involving zombies. (Well, there are zombies in Sims but they're not very threatening)
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No. 709797 ID: 02422f

>>709793
Huh. I did not guess Buckwheat's gender correctly. (Or the game didn't. Who knows. (Well, Buckwheat, presumably)).

>job aspiration
Making prosthetic limbs, or doing laser eye surgery.
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No. 709810 ID: 15a025

>>709797
I could tell you but what fun would that be?
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No. 709849 ID: defceb

>>709810
Until Buckwheat says otherwise I'm going to assume they're an alien anime baby in disguise.

Also major in fashion. For acquiring more alien anime clothes.
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No. 709855 ID: 9bc300

>>709810
Buckwheat confirmed to be tryanny faggot and a cripple fucker now.
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No. 710103 ID: 3009b4
File 145833060034.jpg - (526.73KB , 640x720 , TGS154.jpg )
710103

Will Riotmode take the bait?
Will Miss Muffet be partaking in a Riotcider?
Or will he be smart enough to ignore the cake (which is indeed a lie in this case) and dine with Muffet (instead of being dined on)?
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No. 710104 ID: 3009b4

SPOILER: No, Riot just has dinner with Miss Muffet and then leaves when he realizes it's 4AM.
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No. 710107 ID: 3009b4
File 145833215350.jpg - (681.09KB , 1024x768 , TGS155.jpg )
710107

Miss Muffet: Oh dear, I think I forgot to feed my pet before random company dropped by...
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No. 710110 ID: 3009b4

Dammit Cowplant!
What's the point of putting you in an obviously dangerous spot if all you do is SNIFF sims?!
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No. 710115 ID: 3009b4
File 145833388965.jpg - (722.34KB , 1024x768 , TGS156.jpg )
710115

Of course the Cow Plant finally claims a victim whilst Muffet's making breakfast for her guest while I'm on a higher speed and miss the shot.

RIP random townie.
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No. 710116 ID: 3009b4
File 145833412861.jpg - (417.02KB , 640x720 , TGS157.jpg )
710116

Miss Muffet: Hey Grim. Yes, I'd like one order of DETERMINATION for a visitor my pet ate before he got a chance to sample any of our delicious spider-wares.
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No. 710117 ID: 3009b4
File 145833428087.jpg - (400.33KB , 640x720 , TGS158.jpg )
710117

Miss Muffet: Now you owe me about 10K my dear!
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No. 710160 ID: 3009b4
File 145835001265.jpg - (405.17KB , 640x720 , TGS159.jpg )
710160

Huck has finally located his balls and Marie has figured out Romance.exe.

Huck would like to access Marie's port, as well we become a werewolf and hunt ghosts. Should he focus on his math studies or should he take on a biology project instead?
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No. 710162 ID: 3009b4
File 145835011081.jpg - (421.29KB , 640x720 , TGS160.jpg )
710162

Bradford is going to murder the evil mascot. He's smiling now but he WILL see her ghost.
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No. 710163 ID: 3009b4
File 145835044358.jpg - (272.40KB , 640x720 , TGS161.jpg )
710163

Apollo is a popular sim and doing extremely well in his classes. But someone has won his heart (while I wasn't looking apparently)! Who could it be?
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No. 710164 ID: 3009b4
File 145835057878.jpg - (374.71KB , 640x720 , TGS162.jpg )
710164

Idiom.

It's Idiom.

Idiom is doing fine and making lots of friends. She'd like to go on a date. Should she ask Apollo out? If he says "Yes", where should they go? (If you'd like to suggest, just mention the kind of activities or goals because there's a lot of possibilities on the community lots and something's likely going to fit the bill)
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No. 710165 ID: 3009b4
File 145835081209.jpg - (545.68KB , 640x720 , TGS163.jpg )
710165

As for Sharah, despite some troubles early on in her student career she's doing well now. Most of her friends are with the first round of TGChan's crew but she's fast friends with Orphidian.

Orphidian herself is doing fine despite getting food poisoning and a mysterious illness.

Meanwhile, Sarah's having a bit of a rough go around all the werewolves. She finds the howling unnerving and their lack of understanding of personal space irritating.
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No. 710166 ID: 3009b4
File 145835091264.jpg - (428.05KB , 640x720 , TGS164.jpg )
710166

Gnuk has started a relationship with Sarah, which is also rough for her considering he's achieved a dream of becoming a werewolf himself.

Should Gnuk forsake his wolfdom for Sarah's love or is it something she's just going to have to get used to?
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No. 710167 ID: 47160d

Go on a date to a haunted place and stop being werewolf
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No. 710168 ID: 3009b4
File 145835099715.jpg - (423.80KB , 640x720 , TGS165.jpg )
710168

For anyone curious about Petra... apparently she likes dorks in bowl-cuts.
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No. 710169 ID: 3009b4
File 145835128420.jpg - (528.29KB , 640x720 , TGS166.jpg )
710169

>>710167

Curing Gnuk of his condition has a side effect of also causing a significant fear (although some of his friends are relieved) and he has a mental break-down.
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No. 710170 ID: 3009b4
File 145835146715.jpg - (535.27KB , 1024x768 , TGS167.jpg )
710170

Horrified, Sarah calls in a psychiatrist and is guilt-ridden considering she's the one that gave him the lycanthropy cure.

Hope this date is worth it Gnuk.
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No. 710172 ID: 3009b4
File 145835162892.jpg - (371.30KB , 640x720 , TGS168.jpg )
710172

Gnuk is given a vote of good health.
I just want to point out that he had a break down by Anon44's master work while Sarah wanted to make out with him just makes this all the sweeter.
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No. 710174 ID: 3009b4
File 145835217773.jpg - (437.80KB , 640x720 , TGS169.jpg )
710174

>>710167

The most haunted dating place available is Gothier Green Lawns, where Gnuk asks if Sarah would like to make out in front of a weeping statue next to two graves.

Sarah thinks this is hot.

We learn something new about Anon44's quest character. Clearly she has some interesting fetishes that haven't been explored and you should probably ask her about them in June Quest.
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No. 710176 ID: 3009b4

In fact, Sarah and Gnuk find making out near the final resting place of the dead SO HOT that they can't wait to lose their virginity. Sadly, no car is available as the only available vehicle is currently in a state of being restored.

What should they do?

1. Wait until marriage and end the date now.
2. Hurriedly purchase a used car and have sex in it.
3. Find some OTHER place to have sex in.
4. Add a new expansion to TGChan House specifically for horny sims to get their woo-hoo on.
5. Something else?

And finally, for options 2-4 -- did either Gnuk or Sarah remember to buy protection first?
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No. 710177 ID: 1009ca

>>710176
add orgy room to tgchanhaus
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No. 710186 ID: ff8371

Don't succumb to degeneracy! Obviously we need to call this date off so that everyone can go home and cool down a little.
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No. 710188 ID: 02422f

>>710160
Stick with math to get closer with your robutt girl.

>>710162
Slaying evil. An appropriate quest for a knight.

>>710164
Is there a robot battle arena they can go on a date to?

>>710168
>dorks with bowl cuts
Well she's got a crush on a priest in canon, so apt.

>>710176
3, and eventually 4.
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No. 710190 ID: 3009b4
File 145835378098.jpg - (767.45KB , 1024x768 , TGS170.jpg )
710190

TGChan House now proudly boasts a room specifically to have sex in.
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No. 710191 ID: 3009b4
File 145835389746.jpg - (479.04KB , 640x720 , TGS171.jpg )
710191

My personal favourite part is the fact that red light pours out of the peace-sign windows.
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No. 710194 ID: 3009b4

>>710186
They are back at TGChan House and in awe of the new sex room.

>>710188
Ah, but they now have a sex room already!

Due to the nature of how Sims University is constructed, it's not possible for Sarah to actually get pregnant while in school, but immediately upon graduating and leaving school it may kick in. After doing very brief research and adjusting for appropriate entertainment value, Sarah has a 20% chance of getting pregnant during what should be incredibly awkward, clumsy double-virgin sex.

We have 2 votes to 1 for sim-based debauchery! There are three things on our horny protagonists mind, and two of them involve sex, with the third involves dinner.
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No. 710196 ID: 1f8505

>>710194

Let's avoid the degeneracy, plz.
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No. 710200 ID: 3009b4
File 145835540722.jpg - (373.92KB , 640x720 , TGS172.jpg )
710200

Conflicted, Gnuk and Sarah decide to engage their desires to eat dinner together instead at the gothic "Crypt of the Nightclub".

In the event of a tie, wants of the sims will dictate their actions.
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No. 710202 ID: 3009b4
File 145835588095.jpg - (867.84KB , 1024x768 , TGS173.jpg )
710202

With balls and panties as blue and wet as the deep sea, the date timer runs out and despite virginities intact they had an excellent time.
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No. 710203 ID: 3009b4
File 145835596894.jpg - (460.68KB , 640x720 , TGS174.jpg )
710203

And then THESE TWO START UP.
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No. 710218 ID: 3009b4
File 145835802014.jpg - (420.78KB , 640x720 , TGS175.jpg )
710218

NEW MISSION AVAILABLE: ZOMBIE WEREWOLF CHEERLEADER

Orphidian HATES this cheerleader whom she savaged and gave wolf powers to.

Or rather, this cheerleader hates Orphidian because they savaged her and turned her into a werewolf against her will.

Orphidian has a want to see her turned into a zombie -- this is a one-way life change that involves first murdering her and then forcibly bringing her back to life. Orphidian has heard rumours of a secret society that has a direct line to the Grim Reaper himself, and of a certain "Miss Muffet" who also seems to have a business arrangement with him.

Should Orphidian try to carry out this mission? She is a senior; she has precious little time to make the connections while she is at University. Alternatively she can just 'arrange an accident' for the girl now, take her corpse, and the return her as a zombie later after investigating the Paranormal career (or Miss Muffet).

Or should Orphidian take the high road and forget her grudge? It's a lot of work just to doom one cheerleader to the unending, unpleasant and drudging existence of a zombie.
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No. 710223 ID: 7e4e9f

Murder is the best solution.
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No. 710224 ID: 02422f

Murder, start paranormal career, them zombify her. Evil MIB route.
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No. 710226 ID: 3009b4
File 145836067202.jpg - (697.41KB , 1024x768 , TGS176.jpg )
710226

In preparation for any [strikeout]murder[/strikeout] FUN TIMES needs TGChan House might need, we have added on THE FUN ZONE.

Due to budget constraints, the FUN ZONE does not include FUN SLIDE. Instead, the FUN ZONE has a SAFETY FUN HEART which prevents dumb sims from going in during FUN TIMES and keeps the FUN TARGET from leaving the FUN ZONE. The FUN DOOR can also be removed to keep unwanted sims out and FUN sims IN.

The FUN BAIT is the Bass Guitar as sims are drawn to musical instruments like a poorly coded simulated human to an item with far too much draw than it should have.

Once inside, a variety of FUN TIMES can be had including:
-FUN WEIGHT LOSS
-FUN MARSHMALLOW ROASTING
-FUN GREEN EGGS AND HAM STYLE FOOD
-FUNSANITY
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No. 710228 ID: 3009b4
File 145836133323.jpg - (502.77KB , 640x720 , TGS177.jpg )
710228

Orphidian's target just told Petra she was an ugly reptilian monster who should have died out long ago.

It's on.
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No. 710229 ID: 3009b4
File 145836156668.jpg - (515.52KB , 1024x768 , TGS178.jpg )
710229

Like the mythical siren or the faerie tale Pied Piper, Orphidian draws her target into THE FUN ZONE.
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No. 710230 ID: 3009b4
File 145836168263.jpg - (280.22KB , 640x720 , TGS179.jpg )
710230

Clear, Orphidian activates the SAFETY FUN HEART.
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No. 710231 ID: 3009b4
File 145836190981.jpg - (324.85KB , 640x720 , TGS180.jpg )
710231

FUN ZONE ACTIVATED:
Please choose from the following options:
-FUN WEIGHT LOSS
-FUN MARSHMALLOW ROASTING
-FUN GREEN EGGS AND HAM STYLE FOOD
-FUNSANITY
-FUN SWIMMING
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No. 710232 ID: 3009b4
File 145836231921.jpg - (443.97KB , 1024x768 , TGS181.jpg )
710232

Apparently the cheerleader has forgotten how to eat. Or can't figure out the advanced skill of "take slice of pizza from box".

Look lady, you FUN of WEIGHT LOSS it's your own FUN FAULT.
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No. 710234 ID: 3009b4
File 145836292395.jpg - (343.85KB , 640x720 , TGS182.jpg )
710234

FUN OVERWHELMING
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No. 710235 ID: 3009b4
File 145836321140.jpg - (792.75KB , 1024x768 , TGS183.jpg )
710235

Was it worth it Orphidian?
Was it really worth it?
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No. 710236 ID: 3009b4
File 145836323109.jpg - (281.56KB , 640x720 , TGS184.jpg )
710236

OK then, I guess it was.
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No. 710244 ID: 3009b4
File 145836640615.jpg - (564.92KB , 1024x768 , TGS185.jpg )
710244

Hey, remember that vote for "Sex or not to sex?" Well Sarah and Gnuk had their second date and all their options got reduced to sex.

Since the vote tallies were tied, their wants were the tie breaker and with all other options exhausted it was time to break in that new room.
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No. 710245 ID: 3009b4
File 145836652690.jpg - (609.27KB , 1024x768 , TGS186.jpg )
710245

So after a period of awkward glances, sweaty, clumsy fondling and the sudden realization that real-life sex is nothing like what's shown in movies or pornos...

GNUK is the GMAN!
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No. 710248 ID: 3009b4
File 145836702487.jpg - (647.31KB , 640x720 , TGS187.jpg )
710248

Then Sarah wanted Round 2.
She almost got Round 3.

By the end of the date, Gnuk was just hoping to survive long enough to replenish his bodily fluids.
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No. 710249 ID: 3009b4
File 145836710448.jpg - (374.15KB , 640x720 , TGS188.jpg )
710249

I gave the sex room an appropriate finishing touch.
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No. 710256 ID: 3009b4
File 145836914225.jpg - (280.58KB , 640x720 , TGS189.jpg )
710256

Sharah ensures that there are ONLY werewolf cheerleaders.
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No. 710291 ID: 02422f

>>710235
Who the heck is that on the right? The calcified and somehow upright and still holding unburnt paper remains of the victim? A cop made of stone come to investigate the scene of the crime tragic accident?

>>710244
Best way to get over the grief and confusion of seeing a burnt to death body, I suppose.
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No. 710312 ID: 3009b4
File 145840878307.jpg - (339.04KB , 640x720 , TGS190.jpg )
710312

GNUK and SARAH have GRADUATED and have a bright future ahead of them.

They are also a fast couple and Sarah herself clearly has some kind of demon blood in her heritage because she must be part succubus given her supernatural stamina and lack of temperature increase in comparison to Gnuk.

What should they do next?

1. Get married.
2. Live together in sin.
3. Live apart in sin.
4. Something else?
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No. 710314 ID: 3009b4

>>710291
That's the Grim Reaper. Miss Muffet has a direct line to him in case her pet eats someone important.

Sarah barely knew the cheerleader but was the only one that had a positive relationship with her. She should have known better than to piss off Orphidian and make Petra cry.
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No. 710315 ID: 394905

Get married and live in sin
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No. 710323 ID: 15a025

Marry.
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No. 710332 ID: 3009b4
File 145841269274.jpg - (419.85KB , 640x720 , TGS191.jpg )
710332

This has nothing to do with any TGChan sims, this just amuses me.
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No. 710352 ID: 1f8505

>>710312

Get married.
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No. 710354 ID: 3009b4

OK, Gnuk & Sarah will get married. But who should propose?

1. Gnuk
2. Sarah
3. Whoever gets the Want first
4. RNG it
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No. 710362 ID: 02422f

>>710354
RNG.

...or probably Sarah. She's clearly in charge, in this relationship. She's the one who changed Gnuk, drove him insane, and then rode him into the ground.
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No. 710465 ID: 15a025

>>710354
RNG it.
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No. 710479 ID: 3009b4

>>710362
Oh if only we could all be so lucky as to be ridden into the ground in a sexual manner, gasping for breath and desperately trying to replenish our liquids.

Sims have it good.

But RNG it shall be, at 60% Sarah proposing and 40% for Gnuk (01-40 Gnuk) the RNG chooses Sarah to propose.

Clearly this Sims world runs of a MATRIARCHY.
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No. 710652 ID: 3009b4
File 145850184947.jpg - (435.75KB , 640x720 , TGS192.jpg )
710652

Sarah: Gnuk, I have something important to ask you.

Gnuk: Ooo! Is... is it about if I'm OK if we have a threesome with Petra?

Sarah: What?

Gnuk: Nevermind this escapism isn't really about escapism!

Sarah: What?
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No. 710653 ID: 3009b4
File 145850192494.jpg - (442.04KB , 640x720 , TGS193.jpg )
710653

Sarah: No! I want to ask you... will you marry me?

Gnuk: Oh! Oh you've made me the happiest wo... I mean YES!
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No. 710654 ID: 3009b4
File 145850211395.jpg - (318.98KB , 640x720 , TGS194.jpg )
710654

So after Gnuk and Sarah finish their "date" (which mostly consisted of sex in the sex room and then public sex in a photobooth before Sarah popped the question because sex was all that they wanted -- Anon44, Sarah is a freak and this should be canon) we then discover that while werewolf howls make Gnuk happy they cause Idiom to have a metal breakdown, draw a face on a bag of flour and then talk to it as if it's her child.
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No. 710655 ID: 3009b4
File 145850216387.jpg - (449.94KB , 640x720 , TGS195.jpg )
710655

And then Orphidian had an extended, angry conversation with the new toilet.
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No. 710656 ID: 3009b4
File 145850224897.jpg - (402.88KB , 640x720 , TGS196.jpg )
710656

Then Sarah and Gnuk graduated and moved to Gnuk's ancestral home in downtown Pleasantview.
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No. 710659 ID: 3009b4
File 145850514076.jpg - (689.98KB , 640x720 , TGS197.jpg )
710659

Monsterhumper Castle has fallen on hard times in recent years, what with urban development creeping around it and having to sell off parts of it to pay for taxes. But Gnuk and Sarah will restore it to its former glory!
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No. 710660 ID: 3009b4
File 145850519031.jpg - (631.28KB , 640x720 , TGS198.jpg )
710660

Also Apollo dressed up like a vampire or Phantom of the Opera for their wedding. Amazing.
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No. 710661 ID: 3009b4
File 145850522067.jpg - (415.31KB , 640x720 , TGS199.jpg )
710661

Sarah again demonstrates her dominance in the relationship.
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No. 710662 ID: 3009b4
File 145850526578.jpg - (447.05KB , 640x720 , TGS200.jpg )
710662

She also demonstrates her complete lack of gag reflex because that fork is in pretty deep.
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No. 710663 ID: 3009b4
File 145850541018.jpg - (366.08KB , 640x720 , TGS201.jpg )
710663

Also someone invited the Invisible Man to the wedding. I can't say for sure but he's sitting next to Petra and Weakfag so I'm guessing it's one of them.
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No. 710670 ID: 3009b4
File 145850822395.jpg - (425.54KB , 640x720 , TGS202.jpg )
710670

Gnuk casually meets bigfoot on his honeymoon.
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No. 710674 ID: 3009b4
File 145851121710.jpg - (553.54KB , 640x720 , TGS204.jpg )
710674

Gnuk obtains BIGFOOT.
Named Alvin.
Alvin Bigfoot.

ALLLLLLVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
Bigfoot joins the party!
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No. 710684 ID: 3009b4
File 145851950726.jpg - (425.49KB , 640x720 , TGS205.jpg )
710684

Sarah: Gnuk... now that we're married... there is something... something you should know...
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No. 710685 ID: 47160d

SHE IS A MAN
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No. 710686 ID: 3009b4
File 145851958356.jpg - (337.10KB , 640x720 , TGS206.jpg )
710686

Sarah: This is my true form. I am a succubus, but by marrying you, a mortal, I have forsaken ... most... of the ways of my people. Are... are you OK with this?
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No. 710687 ID: 3009b4
File 145851960580.jpg - (352.67KB , 640x720 , TGS207.jpg )
710687

Gnuk: HELL YES!
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No. 710689 ID: 3009b4
File 145851965647.jpg - (399.45KB , 640x720 , TGS208.jpg )
710689

Gnuk: FINALLY I can proudly dawn my family's armour, having honoured my heritage! I... AM... MONSTERHUMPER!
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No. 710692 ID: 1f8505

>>710686

What the crap?!
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No. 710697 ID: 3009b4

>>710692
It's funny. :)
I just took the fact that the game made Sarah some kind of insatiable sex fiend with uncanny resilience to temperature increases and ran with it so Gnuk can wear Monster Humper knight's armour.

It's where Sim Sarah gets her psychic powers from. :D
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No. 710715 ID: 3009b4
File 145853620040.jpg - (912.11KB , 1024x768 , TGS209.jpg )
710715

HUCK & MARIE:
It's their senior year! Huck is torn between his studies and getting into Marie's pants, while Marie seems torn between her studies and Huck's romantic interest in her.

As instructed, Huck has worked on his logic skills and he's pretty sure Marie finds him irresistible now. Should he focus on his romantic or scholarly goals more?
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No. 710722 ID: 3009b4
File 145853765991.jpg - (475.18KB , 640x720 , TGS210.jpg )
710722

BRADFORD: Still planning mascot murder.

SHARAH: Will be joining Orphidian in her mad scheme for disproportionate retribution against an obnoxious cheerleader by also working on reviving and then zombifying the first evil mascot who fell victim to the house's moat defence.

APOLLO: Wants to have a party and recruit more House members.

IDIOM: All the werewolf howling has pushed Idiom over the edge and she's now constantly teetering on the brink of insanity. All her thoughts are of Apollo; only his love can save her sanity. (Seriously. She fears wolf howls, all Sharah does is howl, and it's not making her wet herself it's causing her to lose her marbles and now her mental state is constantly in the red zone, causing her to flip out and cluck like a chicken or rock a flour-bag doll even on house recruiting runs!)


These four have graduated and will move into the real world soon along with Petra (who is still a 'guest star' and thus not normally included in missions).

Do you have any suggestions or new missions for them before they head out into the real world?
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No. 710724 ID: 3009b4
File 145853806865.jpg - (342.18KB , 640x720 , TGS211.jpg )
710724

MORTIS is doing excellent during their Freshmen year with a perfect score in Physics and a passing interest in spaghetti.

While not completely isolated, Mortis lacks any real friends however.
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No. 710725 ID: 3009b4
File 145853831078.jpg - (356.03KB , 640x720 , TGS212.jpg )
710725

BUCKWHEAT needs to work harder on their grades this semester as they mostly want to smoke bubbles rather than go to class.

They have an interest in Cuisine but still hasn't declared a major. While making artificial limbs sounds interesting it also sounds like too much work -- the fashion industry sounds much more appealing.

OR should BUCKWHEAT get SERIOUS and change their ASPIRATION?
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No. 710727 ID: 3009b4
File 145853854184.jpg - (371.74KB , 640x720 , TGS213.jpg )
710727

WEAKFAG is the newest member of TGChan House and had an excellent first semester as well as being well on her way to making friends with TGChan House.

She has discovered a passion for NATURE. Although her dream is to become head of the Sims CIA, perhaps a nature-oriented career is her TRUE CALLING?
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No. 710817 ID: 02422f

>>710722
Idiom: you need to move someplace without werewolves as soon as you graduate. For your own sanity.

...in the mean time, spend all your time studying the the library. Or crashing at frat parties. Whatever keeps you out of your scary scary house.

>>710715
Teach the robot the ways of romance! Maybe unlike everyone else who gets close to her, it won't get you killed.

>>710722
C'mon, Brad. O's already got one kill, and so has the moat. It can't take this long to plot a murder.
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No. 710863 ID: 47160d

I came here hoping for gender related Mortis answers and found only that Smik is involved in the conspiracy
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No. 710937 ID: 301397

>>710727
>weakfag
>outdoors
lol
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No. 711145 ID: 3009b4
File 145879741516.jpg - (327.88KB , 640x720 , TGS215.jpg )
711145

Or "Orphidian's Disproportionate Retribution".

Thanks to a job in the Paranormal Industry, Orphidian and Sharah have obtained a direct line to the Grim Reaper.

Gleefully, Orphidian orders the resurrection of the cheerleader who pissed her off and made Petra cry, but only pays enough for her to be returned as a zombie.

The results... were not quite what they expected.
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No. 711147 ID: 3009b4
File 145879819219.jpg - (481.95KB , 640x720 , TGS216.jpg )
711147

Apparently merely dooming Tina the former cheerleader/bitch to an undead existence of zombie-hood is NOT enough payback for Orphidian!

They also want to... to "Drink Tina": This involves getting the Legendary Cow Plant and having it devour the target. The plant then reduces the victim into a condensed, life-giving "milk" substance.

Orphidian is good friends with Nem and knows she has worked with a number of questionable scientific experiments with the natural world and might indeed have one of these "Cow Plants". Should they ask Nem if they can purchase her monstrosity -- and if so, should they tell her the reasons? Orphidian isn't sure a sweet girl like Nem would go along with their scheme... maybe there's a way to ask for it so that Nem won't suspect?
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No. 711149 ID: 3009b4

I should add that due to a clerical error of the Powers That Be, not only was "Tina the Bitch Cheerleader Who Made Petra Cry" returned as a zombie, but Tina Traveller -- who hasn't been born yet -- has been made part of the household.

The Grim Reaper muttered something about "accidental child theft" but would not take the other Tina back.

So Orphidian and Sharah have an adopted ... daughter? Little sister? Well, she's here and she's their responsibility.
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No. 711171 ID: 3d2d5f

>>711147
Doesn't Miss Muffet have one of those people eating cow (?) plants she could use?

You know, I sort of get having people eating plants. But I really want to know what the people who made this game were on when they decided to make them cows.
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No. 711194 ID: 3009b4

>>711171
Miss Muffet does in fact have a "Pet" that eats people too, but Orphidian and Sharah have never met her.

The reason why said plants are cows is likely because they were trying to think of what benefit there could be for eating sims beyond pure entertainment, and then decided that life extension made the most sense (take life from one to give to another) and since they already had a "Drink and power up" animation, they'd re-use the asset with a drink of some sort.

Since they needed the life to be a drink, the man-eating plant would have to be 'milkable' and then they figured "Hell with it, make it a cow".
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No. 711199 ID: 3009b4
File 145884287445.jpg - (167.45KB , 640x720 , TGS217.jpg )
711199

Orphidian has been commissioned to research curing zombism through death and re-resurrection.

Orphidian instructs the zombie test subject (the former cheerleader Tina) into the testing area.
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No. 711200 ID: 3009b4
File 145884292051.jpg - (213.70KB , 640x720 , TGS218.jpg )
711200

Inside the testing area, the zombie subject discovers an interest in The Arts after observing the various cautionary signs.
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No. 711201 ID: 3009b4
File 145884296233.jpg - (222.99KB , 640x720 , TGS219.jpg )
711201

"Say, is that a chuck of satellite approaching at a high velocity? Is this why there are various cau..."
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No. 711202 ID: 3009b4
File 145884297494.jpg - (293.69KB , 640x720 , TGS220.jpg )
711202

Yes.
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No. 711203 ID: 3009b4
File 145884303783.jpg - (388.72KB , 640x720 , TGS221.jpg )
711203

Remember kids, SCIENCE is FUN!
Just ask Orphidian!
Look at how much FUN she is having!
Also as a side note, this kind of behaviour is not appropriate outside of scientific experiments.

Also it's pretty unprofessional even during scientific experiments.
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No. 711204 ID: 3009b4
File 145884331886.jpg - (420.79KB , 640x720 , TGS222.jpg )
711204

Sharah uses her contact line to the Grim Reaper and pays 10,000 to resurrect zombie Tina. 10,000 is the asking fee for a perfect resurrection.

However, apparently the Reaper uses the baseline for 'perfect resurrection' to be 'exactly how you were before you died the last time' and in this case, it means Tina is still a zombie.

And wearing a mascot costume.

The findings of this research project is that zombieism is not curable through any normal means, nor is it curable through supernatural means as the Grim Reaper does not maintain a respectable backlog of the lives of sims.

Orphidian goes to work to report her findings.

Little girl Tina goes to school. They're doing "What does your mommy and daddy or daddy and daddy or mommy and mommy do for a living?" day. Tina's report will be locked in a safe in an unlit basement and the class will receive counselling, and Orphidian and Sharah are excused from ever attending a 'meet the teacher' function ever again.
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No. 711209 ID: 3009b4
File 145884602305.jpg - (500.39KB , 640x720 , TGS223.jpg )
711209

Ophidian arrives home to find this thing walking buy. Ophidian has seen too much to react in any capacity.
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No. 711211 ID: 3009b4

If you have an EXPERIMENT you would like Ophidian or Sharah to carry out on their zombie test subjects, feel free to suggest it at any time.
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No. 711237 ID: e11eaf

HOLY SHIT ITS ME
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No. 711269 ID: 02422f

>>711209
>>711237
Pfff, hahahaha.
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No. 711904 ID: 3009b4
File 145920240670.jpg - (564.02KB , 640x720 , TGS224.jpg )
711904

Hey look, Nem brought a friend home from work today.

This is the mighest Gnuk has ever looked.
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No. 711929 ID: 3009b4
File 145920594728.jpg - (352.12KB , 640x720 , TGS225.jpg )
711929

You never forget the horror of watching two sims kiss for the first time.
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No. 711931 ID: 02422f

>>711904
Huh, I guess that's the uniform at their work, then.
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No. 712021 ID: 3009b4
File 145922622683.jpg - (551.01KB , 640x720 , TGS226.jpg )
712021

Riot got a huge bonus for selling a game about getting abducted by aliens.

I spent most of it on making his tower more ridiculous. I should probably be stopped.
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No. 712039 ID: 3009b4
File 145923526564.jpg - (468.72KB , 640x720 , TGS227.jpg )
712039

Meet Anon44's newest addition to the family: Baby Jake!

Unlike Chris who looked like a girl, was dressed like a girl, but was actually a boy, baby Jake looks like a girl, is dressed like a girl, and is actually a girl.

Jake has the exact same personality as her older brother due to a Sims glitch, but that's OK because now we can see what Chris would have been like if he couldn't pee standing up.
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No. 712040 ID: 3009b4

Oh goodness.

I just checked what Chris looked like as a baby.

>>709551

Jake -- who is actually a girl -- looks exactly the same (hair included) except the game didn't dress Jake in pink.
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No. 712103 ID: 3009b4
File 145927400943.jpg - (411.91KB , 640x720 , TGS228.jpg )
712103

Does this look familiar? Yes it does. Except this time Anon44's child really is a girl and the hair is slightly different.
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No. 712168 ID: 3009b4
File 145928897393.jpg - (425.58KB , 640x720 , TGS229.jpg )
712168

Oh, and Apollo seduced Idiom.

Unlike most situations where one is screwed silly, Idiom was screwed sane and hopefully won't lose her marbles the next time the werewolves howl.
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No. 712505 ID: 3009b4
File 145937627397.jpg - (461.22KB , 640x720 , TGS230.jpg )
712505

Zorah: Hi Teegeens!! I'm Zorah! I'm new to town and I could really use your help.

While ago, I met this guy named Riot... OK I didn't so much "meet" him as much as he was delivered to me after he was abducted and tagged.

Because we're on a mission to help save the endangered species on this planet. Our studies have clearly indicated they're too stupid to live and will enter into mass extinction without interference.

OK, so... umm... this is a little embarrassing, but I've always been a big fan of the Blue Planet. I mean, really big fan. Like I'm a "Blubee". I... I dress up like various Blue Planet people, I go to Blue Cons... I'm... kinda suspect social company?

What I'm trying to say is that instead of pollinating Riot with the Queen's genetic material I used my own.

And I might have done other things.

Things that I don't regret.

But these things have lead to complications.

I... I know I have a daughter down here. Somewhere. I need to find her. I have to tell her who I am. I want to be a part of her life!

... I also kinda want to tap some Blue ass too. Like... I mean the natives of this Blue planet. I know none of their asses are the colour blue, and that just makes it all the more exciting...

But I'm getting distracted. I need to find my daughter. Not only do I want to be part of her life, but maybe I can ... have a real relationship for once. Also I need to explain the Zergs and the Zees to her before she gets some poor boy pregnant out of ignorance.

Can you guys help? What should I do first?
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No. 712532 ID: 02422f

>Can you guys help? What should I do first?
Do you still have access to alien resources at your job, or have you already gone awol to the Blue planet?

First place to start would be to head towards the coordinates where you abducted Riot before. From there, you should be able to figure out where he's gone by questioning inhabitants or examining public records.
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No. 712545 ID: 3009b4
File 145938043664.jpg - (488.01KB , 640x720 , TGS231.jpg )
712545

>>712532

I've... kinda... been... retired... voluntarily... from the project.

For reasons mostly unrelated to using my own genetic material.

So I'm not AWOL, I've just moved here. I have a lot of resources at hand though. Anyhow, I don't know WHERE we picked up Riot because I wasn't the one who picked him up, I was just the one who pollinated him.

I've already done enough hacking to get a general idea of the town he lives in and where he's gone to university. I know his daughter is REALLY close to the age where they go off to be educated, and if I can't find her before then I don't stand a chance of seeing her because... somehow Blues have this innate ability to detect age and they won't let me on to campus unless I'm a perverted professor (and I have to show solid credentials of being perverted and a professor) OR a young adult and I am neither.

It won't stop us from meeting but it will be more difficult.

Also I made myself a Servo because I'm really lonely. I've heard that people are supposed to welcome you to town but nobody's come out to see me and I don't understand why.

Should I initialize my Servo as a MALE or FEMALE servo? What should I name it?

And before you ask -- yes it is FULL FEATURED but I'm not a robosexual.

Well, not actively robosexual.

I mean, I have used robots sexually but it was a matter of convenience, not preference. We all know there's only two kinds of people -- those who have used their robots sexually at least once and those who lie about it.

Also Servos are fully sentient since it creates its AI based off the mindpattern of the person who initializes it. That means they get jealous and since this one's gonna live with me I don't want that, you know what I mean? Also if I had sex with it, since it's just going to copy my mental patterns then the sex would just be glorified masturbation. If I want that, I have tools that don't get jealous.

Oh right. Finding my daughter.

So I've been running a search on hot places to go and this is what I've found:
* Specialized secret hobby lots where sims often collect. They're very popular and if I figured out my daughter's hobby there's a good chance I could find her or Riot there.
* Downtown clubs -- the Crypt of the Night club seems very popular but there's a new one in town called "Power Towers".
* A Pub
* A park
* A "Bowling alley"
* Some place that advertises swank surroundings and "complimentary bubbles"

Also I just had an idea. There doesn't seem to be any place around here to buy robots at. Maybe I could open a robot shop and they'll find me instead?

You guys are distantly related to Blues. What do you think?
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No. 712563 ID: 02422f

>how find daughter
You know Riot went to University here, right? All you need to do is get access to their alumni mailing list. His address will be in there.

>robot
Fem-bot. If you're basing it off your own mental patterns, giving it gender dysphoria is just cruel.

Call her... 58008.
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No. 712568 ID: 3009b4
File 145938457933.jpg - (394.91KB , 640x720 , TGS232.jpg )
712568

>>712563

Zorah: OK I have activated 58008. We immediately have a conversation about the wonderful merits of obtaining blue ass, which in my blubee community is called "blassing".

>You know Riot went to University here, right? All you need to do is get access to their alumni mailing list. His address will be in there.

The problem isn't finding him, the problem is that I just can't... show up to his place. I can't just ring their bell, look for a girl with my skin tone and say "Hey, you're half of my genetic material! And HE's the guy I slipped it in!"

Unless... unless you think that would work?
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No. 712591 ID: 02422f

>"Hey, you're half of my genetic material! And HE's the guy I slipped it in!"
I believe Blue etiquette for this situation is "Hello I'm the mother / father of your child!"

>the problem is that I just can't... show up to his place. I can't just ring their bell [...]
So, uh, if you weren't planning on talking to him, you were what, gonna creep on your daughter alone in secret? Cultivate a hidden relationship?
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No. 712669 ID: 3009b4

>>712591
(The Sims won't let you visit another sim's house. You can invite sims over, but you can't take your currently controlled sim and visit another sim's place, unless they own a business. This is an old restriction in Sims 2. This is being translated as being 'impolite' to invite oneself over)
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No. 713622 ID: 3009b4
File 145971882608.jpg - (588.73KB , 640x720 , TGS233.jpg )
713622

>>712591

In a surprising turn of events, Zorah calls Riot on her own and introduces herself as the one who pollinated him with her own genetic information instead of the Queen's, and thus is one of Rygar-Sue's parents.

The exact roles each parent plays is less precise; she explains the specifics to Riot and he takes it in stride.

Riot inquires as to Squart's lineage and Zorah notes that while very technically she is a princess and could take the throne of the Empire, there are also approximately 4,320,832.6 individuals ahead of her.

Zorah asks Riot if he'd like to meet with her sometime, and he tells her he'll need to think about it.
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No. 713690 ID: 3009b4
File 145972989402.jpg - (396.80KB , 640x720 , TGS234.jpg )
713690

Anon44's son Chris and Riotmode's half-alien daughter Rygar-Sue are now in college. Chris wastes no time in popping the question during a romantic dinner.
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No. 713694 ID: 3009b4
File 145973030513.jpg - (619.62KB , 640x720 , TGS235.jpg )
713694

Rygar-Sue says "Yes!". Now that there's a ring on her finger their thoughts immediately drift to sex.

BUT...

Is Chris ready for the little surprise Rygar-Sue is hiding? Will Zorah meet with her in time to explain the zergs and the zees before she accidentally impregnates Chris?

Is Chris really ready for a girl with a ovipositor? And if he is, how many people's fetishes are being obliged here?

(Did I mentioned that Rygar-Sue grew up and started dating Chris while they were teens in this thread? Well, they did. Now they're young adults.)
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No. 713700 ID: 3009b4
File 145973120438.jpg - (507.04KB , 640x720 , TGS236.jpg )
713700

Meantime, Zorah invites Riot over for a long-overdue talk.

Riot suddenly has flashbacks of what occurred on that spaceship.
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No. 713702 ID: 3009b4
File 145973194373.jpg - (405.09KB , 640x720 , TGS237.jpg )
713702

Oh hey, this is a complication.

Perhaps making 58008 given that it's personality was based off Zorah's own wasn't the best move in hindsight...
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No. 713709 ID: 3009b4
File 145973273435.jpg - (455.29KB , 640x720 , TGS238.jpg )
713709

>>712591

Zorah:It worked. IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

I got to first and second and even got a glimpse of third base with a blue! As we all know, the third base is usually an research station placed off on the 1st or 2nd moon and with the information you find there you can penetrate the 4th and 5th most protected bases! So this is a big deal!

The only thing is... I suspect 58008 was interested in Riot as well. I powered her down until our date was over.

I... maybe forgot... to tell Riot about how his daughters could inadvertently get boys pregnant now that they're in college. I got busy with things.
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No. 713712 ID: 3009b4
File 145973344671.jpg - (291.66KB , 640x720 , TGS_LoveSituation.jpg )
713712

So here is our current Love Situation in Sim TGCHan world:

RIOT is in LOVE with MISS MUFFET and ZORAH. He is FRIENDS with ARASHI.

MISS MUFFET is in LOVE with RIOT and ARASHI.

ZORAH is in LOVE with RIOT and FRIENDS with 58008 who is patterned after her own personality.

ARASHI is in LOVE with MISS MUFFET and FRIENDS with RIOT.

58008 is ATTRACTED to RIOT and FRIENDS with ZORAH.


RIOT has THREE possible romantic options right now - MISS MUFFET, ZORAH or 58008.
MISS MUFFET has TWO possible romantic options right now -- RIOT and ARASHI.

Who should RIOT focus on? Who should MISS MUFFET focus on?
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No. 713721 ID: 02422f

>>713712
If we prioritize keeping the most people happy (assuming happiness is being paired off) then the obvious couplings are Zorah/Riot and Arashi/Muffet. Also has the bonus of giving Zorah the chance to get close to her kid.

80085 is out of luck, unless we can find someone else for them, or unless the sims is cool with poly relationships.
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No. 713724 ID: 3009b4

>>713721
Sims are not happy with poly relationships unfortunately. However 58008 is not in a relationship yet so it's merely an attraction. She could shop around to see if anyone is interested in a fulfilling relationship with an android.

However, 'happiness' is always a fleeting thing with the sims. We shall see how this plays out unless we get some serious shippers on deck. If you would really like to see them all happy, I will LOCK DOWN the appropriate wants to pair up the sims.
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No. 713742 ID: f461c5

I just want to see what a draconic spider looks like, bruh.
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No. 713804 ID: 3009b4
File 145975441493.jpg - (452.68KB , 640x720 , PossibleArashiMuffetOffspring.jpg )
713804

>>713742

Well here's one possible adult that could spawn from an Arashi/Muffet union if you're curious.
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No. 714149 ID: 3009b4
File 145991725245.jpg - (448.30KB , 640x720 , TGS239.jpg )
714149

Well it looks like the "Pair Arashi with Muffet, Riot with Zorah" scenario's the way to go because SOMEONE JUST GOT BUSTED.
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No. 714153 ID: 3009b4
File 145991735454.jpg - (364.42KB , 640x720 , TGS240.jpg )
714153

Also Riot finally lost his virginity.
To an alien.
Again.

But at least this time he got to pitch.
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No. 714182 ID: 3009b4
File 145992336408.jpg - (145.30KB , 640x720 , Anon44Works.jpg )
714182

The Anon44 Gallery GROWS.
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No. 714287 ID: 3009b4
File 145998462150.jpg - (491.91KB , 640x720 , TGS241.jpg )
714287

Anon44 & Nem's new boy Ailbe demonstrates that Nem's genes dominate the pairings, except for Anon44's blonde hair.
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No. 714605 ID: 3009b4
File 146008175249.jpg - (461.88KB , 640x720 , TGS242.jpg )
714605

SCIENCE ACHIEVED!

The Question: If presented with an outdoor grill that's indoors (a clear fire hazard) and an indoor stove that's outdoors (not a fire hazard) sims will use the grill and then incinerate themselves.
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No. 714615 ID: 3009b4
File 146008398170.jpg - (319.59KB , 640x720 , TGS243.jpg )
714615

Tina is not a responsible puppy owner. That is now how you puppy.
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No. 714616 ID: 3009b4
File 146008411528.jpg - (400.18KB , 640x720 , TGS244.jpg )
714616

Dammit Sims 2.
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No. 714618 ID: 8013df

So how's Bradford doing with that plan to kill the mascot?
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No. 714623 ID: 02422f

>>714616
I can't even tell what she's doing to that poor dog.
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No. 714626 ID: 3009b4

>>714618
Poorly. The mascot refuses to show up. Maybe someone tipped it off?

>>714623
I had to force error-reset her because she had forgotten she was even holding the dog and I couldn't make her put it down. Resetting her thankfully freed the puppy. So what she was doing was trying to hold the bowl using the same hand the dog was in, resulting in the bowl floating and the dog levitating in the middle while she spooned macaroni out of him (or a spot near him).
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No. 714791 ID: 3009b4

UPDATE based on reactions from IRC:

SHARAH has a new mission of REPRODUCE with a STRONG SIM. The most immediate available option is the werewolf she slept with in university as werewolves are universally STRONG and win FIGHTS, even against special sims like the BURGLAR.

OPHIDIAN still wants to drink ZOMBIE TINA's life essence with the help of a COW PLANT Nem has given them in the name of SCIENCE (and because having such a dangerous creature around frankly bothers her). Also zombie Tina walked into her panty-ass house, insulted Anon44 and generally ticked her off.

RIOTMODE and ZORAH have a new mission to GET MARRIED. Zorah is desperately waiting for Riot to pop the question because she is afraid of being rejected if she asks. Zorah is secretly afraid that Riot has turned the tables and is just using her for sex. The truth is while Riot cares about Zorah and would like to get married eventually he has no desire to get engaged just yet.

Meantime, 58008 has become best friends with Riot and while she finds him very attractive she is clearly going to find her own perfect companion.
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No. 714807 ID: 3009b4
File 146015352288.jpg - (608.33KB , 987x892 , TGS245.jpg )
714807

I would also just like to add I am very pleased with the Ophidian/Sharah labs. Much science on two sims who are huge jerks.

The currently funded experiment is called "How long can you leave two sims alone without supervision but all the items needed for survival before they somehow kill themselves?". Also "How long does it take for the Cowplant to naturally obtain prey?"
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No. 714818 ID: 3009b4
File 146015452606.jpg - (901.43KB , 1155x658 , ArashiPad.jpg )
714818

We've had some requests about pairing Arashi and Muffet, and for that we have THREE OPTIONS.

Option A: Marry Muffet, move her to Arashi's place at the former Flipp'n Chips food booth.

For this option, we will use their combined income to renovate the place but maintain Arashi's cuisine focus.
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No. 714824 ID: 3009b4
File 146015472182.jpg - (680.43KB , 739x806 , MuffetPad.jpg )
714824

Option B: Marry Muffet, move Arashi to Muffet's place.

Her home will need renovations to fit a married lifestyle but will continue its PURPLE theme and somewhat dangerous elements.

Option C: Muffet has Arashi's baby but they stay single. Muffet will have to raise the child on her own (or with Arashi's help by repeatedly inviting him over)

There is also OPTION D: Get married, move them both out and into an entirely new place with some sort of unified theme of PURPLE, FOOD and POTENTIAL DEATH FROM HER PET. This will take the most time as I'll have to create a new lot from scratch.
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No. 714864 ID: 02422f

>>714791
>Sharah and a werewolf, yiffing in a tree, Y I F F I N G
Sure, ok.
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No. 716384 ID: 3009b4
File 146060873990.jpg - (390.44KB , 640x720 , TGS246.jpg )
716384

>>710817
MARIE has learned SENSUAL INTERFACE.
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No. 716385 ID: 3009b4
File 146060902825.jpg - (372.81KB , 640x720 , TGS247.jpg )
716385

Apollo and Idiom have graduated and moved back to town. Should they go DOWNTOWN or in the SUBURBS?
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No. 716406 ID: defceb

>>716385
Downtown always.

Suburbs can't handle me.

>>716384
Took her long enough.
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No. 716669 ID: 3009b4
File 146070295997.jpg - (388.34KB , 640x720 , TGS248.jpg )
716669

Everyone else is studying or at class. Rygar-Sue and Chris find themselves with some quality private time. Would they wait until their wedding night? Would they resist temptation? Would Chris follow his father Anon44's advice of "Don't procreate -- wait and masturbate"?

Well the picture's already there, isn't it? They're already engaged.

Nem told him she trusted his judgement and that virgin sex is really freaking awkward so if he's found someone he really cares about he's better off getting it out of the way. She also tells him that he might be too tired to perform after a wedding and that it's perfectly all right to not have sex then.

Nem continued to tell him a number of other things he would have rather NOT have heard from his mother on the subject of sex.

Then Zorah (Rygar-Sue's alien ... well ... she pollinated Riot and out came Rygar-Sue) explained the zergs and the zees to him.

Frankly if Rygar-Sue hadn't taken the initiative they'd still be virgins, but since Zorah was able to explain the alien biology in time to both kids they used protection and the OTHER protection and neither one of them is pregnant.

Rygar-Sue promised Chris that they still had 'the other half their virginity for their wedding night' and then mumbled something about an ovipositor...
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No. 716828 ID: 3009b4
File 146077076234.jpg - (483.21KB , 640x720 , TGS249.jpg )
716828

Riot: You chose a... an interesting outfit for our date tonight.

Zorah: Thank-you! According to my research it was the most appropriate formal attire to match with yours!

Riot: This is my work uniform.

Zorah: ...

Riot: ... yours is hot.

Zorah: All this time I thought you were dressing up for me but it turns out you were coming in your work clothes?

Riot: ...

Zorah: ...

Riot: ... you impregnated me while I was unconscious.

Zorah: Fair enough.

(Riot breathes a sigh of relief)

Zorah: You liked it though. I could tell.
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No. 716835 ID: 3009b4
File 146077163637.jpg - (513.13KB , 640x720 , TGS250.jpg )
716835

Zorah: Anyway Riot, one of the reasons why I asked you to dinner this evening was to discuss jewelry. Can you think of a particular piece of jewelry I'd look good in?

Riot: (See image)

Zorah: ... I know I'm new to this planet but I'm pretty sure that's not normal dinner conversation, Riot.

Riot: You would look good in it though.

Zorah: That's beside the point, although I do appreciate learning so much about human anatomy through first-hand experience. But isn't there a particular Blue custom to do with jewelry and sex that we're missing in our relationship?

Riot: You want me to wear a cockring?

Zorah stares at Riot incredulously.

Riot: Think about it.

Zorah thinks about it and smirks but then glares at Riot.

Zorah: Stop changing the subject.

Riot: You know, you're not the only one who's done research on other species.

Zorah: ???

Riot: I've done research on yours, considering that your people have abducted me, implanted me with a baby and then dumped me onto the street. Twice. Without dinner or calling afterwards.

Zorah: I called you afterwards!!

Riot: You didn't woo me! A guy likes to be woo'd! I've done research Zorah and you're supposed to woo me and ply me with excessive amounts of alcohol and chocolate! You're supposed to buy me dinner before impregnating me at least!

Zorah: I'm buying you dinner right now! At a fancy restaurant! It counts! It counts retroactively!

Riot: All we ever do anymore is sex, sex, sex! Where's our relationship going? Are you just using me for hot alien booty? Do you really love me?
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Zorah: ...
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About bloody time. I had Riot take her on date after date and he wanted to get married but never to pop the question while Zorah was waiting for it the whole time.
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>>716384
Pff. Huck can almost be mistaken for Haley, there.

>>716385
Whichever is best for her health / has the least sanity decreasing intrusions.

>>716839
I'm not sure if a fight about the direction and content of a relationship culminating in a proposal is the healthiest thing, but it's not like the sims seems to put mental and/or emotional health high on it's priorities.
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The ghost of Andrea -- who burned to death for being an obnoxious AI instead of a real sim -- has been causing a lot of trouble in the TGChan Dorm, showing herself to everyone but Bradford and making Weakfag pee herself.

But finally, she tries to scare Bradford.

Bradford: HA! THAT'S RIGHT, you're a GHOST 'cause YOU DEAD BITCH!

Andrea then slunk away to her grave.
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So.

Sharah's spawn grew to a child.

I'm pretty sure this kid's straight.
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No. 717839 ID: 0eaeaf

>>717469
You Don't F*ck with Bradford.
NEVER F*ck with Bradford.
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