Smik 2016/03/28(Mon)21:37 No. 712021 ID: 3009b4
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Riot got a huge bonus for selling a game about getting abducted by aliens.

I spent most of it on making his tower more ridiculous. I should probably be stopped.

Smik 2016/03/29(Tue)00:07 No. 712039 ID: 3009b4
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Meet Anon44's newest addition to the family: Baby Jake!

Unlike Chris who looked like a girl, was dressed like a girl, but was actually a boy, baby Jake looks like a girl, is dressed like a girl, and is actually a girl.

Jake has the exact same personality as her older brother due to a Sims glitch, but that's OK because now we can see what Chris would have been like if he couldn't pee standing up.

Oh goodness.

I just checked what Chris looked like as a baby.

>>709551

Jake -- who is actually a girl -- looks exactly the same (hair included) except the game didn't dress Jake in pink.

Smik 2016/03/29(Tue)10:53 No. 712103 ID: 3009b4
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Does this look familiar? Yes it does. Except this time Anon44's child really is a girl and the hair is slightly different.

Smik 2016/03/29(Tue)15:02 No. 712168 ID: 3009b4
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Oh, and Apollo seduced Idiom.

Unlike most situations where one is screwed silly, Idiom was screwed sane and hopefully won't lose her marbles the next time the werewolves howl.

A NEW SUB QUEST Smik 2016/03/30(Wed)15:17 No. 712505 ID: 3009b4
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Zorah: Hi Teegeens!! I'm Zorah! I'm new to town and I could really use your help.

While ago, I met this guy named Riot... OK I didn't so much "meet" him as much as he was delivered to me after he was abducted and tagged.

Because we're on a mission to help save the endangered species on this planet. Our studies have clearly indicated they're too stupid to live and will enter into mass extinction without interference.

OK, so... umm... this is a little embarrassing, but I've always been a big fan of the Blue Planet. I mean, really big fan. Like I'm a "Blubee". I... I dress up like various Blue Planet people, I go to Blue Cons... I'm... kinda suspect social company?

What I'm trying to say is that instead of pollinating Riot with the Queen's genetic material I used my own.

And I might have done other things.

Things that I don't regret.

But these things have lead to complications.

I... I know I have a daughter down here. Somewhere. I need to find her. I have to tell her who I am. I want to be a part of her life!

... I also kinda want to tap some Blue ass too. Like... I mean the natives of this Blue planet. I know none of their asses are the colour blue, and that just makes it all the more exciting...

But I'm getting distracted. I need to find my daughter. Not only do I want to be part of her life, but maybe I can ... have a real relationship for once. Also I need to explain the Zergs and the Zees to her before she gets some poor boy pregnant out of ignorance.

Can you guys help? What should I do first?

>Can you guys help? What should I do first?
Do you still have access to alien resources at your job, or have you already gone awol to the Blue planet?

First place to start would be to head towards the coordinates where you abducted Riot before. From there, you should be able to figure out where he's gone by questioning inhabitants or examining public records.

Smik 2016/03/30(Wed)16:27 No. 712545 ID: 3009b4
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>>712532

I've... kinda... been... retired... voluntarily... from the project.

For reasons mostly unrelated to using my own genetic material.

So I'm not AWOL, I've just moved here. I have a lot of resources at hand though. Anyhow, I don't know WHERE we picked up Riot because I wasn't the one who picked him up, I was just the one who pollinated him.

I've already done enough hacking to get a general idea of the town he lives in and where he's gone to university. I know his daughter is REALLY close to the age where they go off to be educated, and if I can't find her before then I don't stand a chance of seeing her because... somehow Blues have this innate ability to detect age and they won't let me on to campus unless I'm a perverted professor (and I have to show solid credentials of being perverted and a professor) OR a young adult and I am neither.

It won't stop us from meeting but it will be more difficult.

Also I made myself a Servo because I'm really lonely. I've heard that people are supposed to welcome you to town but nobody's come out to see me and I don't understand why.

Should I initialize my Servo as a MALE or FEMALE servo? What should I name it?

And before you ask -- yes it is FULL FEATURED but I'm not a robosexual.

Well, not actively robosexual.

I mean, I have used robots sexually but it was a matter of convenience, not preference. We all know there's only two kinds of people -- those who have used their robots sexually at least once and those who lie about it.

Also Servos are fully sentient since it creates its AI based off the mindpattern of the person who initializes it. That means they get jealous and since this one's gonna live with me I don't want that, you know what I mean? Also if I had sex with it, since it's just going to copy my mental patterns then the sex would just be glorified masturbation. If I want that, I have tools that don't get jealous.

Oh right. Finding my daughter.

So I've been running a search on hot places to go and this is what I've found:
* Specialized secret hobby lots where sims often collect. They're very popular and if I figured out my daughter's hobby there's a good chance I could find her or Riot there.
* Downtown clubs -- the Crypt of the Night club seems very popular but there's a new one in town called "Power Towers".
* A Pub
* A park
* A "Bowling alley"
* Some place that advertises swank surroundings and "complimentary bubbles"

Also I just had an idea. There doesn't seem to be any place around here to buy robots at. Maybe I could open a robot shop and they'll find me instead?

You guys are distantly related to Blues. What do you think?

>how find daughter
You know Riot went to University here, right? All you need to do is get access to their alumni mailing list. His address will be in there.

>robot
Fem-bot. If you're basing it off your own mental patterns, giving it gender dysphoria is just cruel.

Call her... 58008.

Smik 2016/03/30(Wed)17:36 No. 712568 ID: 3009b4
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>>712563

Zorah: OK I have activated 58008. We immediately have a conversation about the wonderful merits of obtaining blue ass, which in my blubee community is called "blassing".

>You know Riot went to University here, right? All you need to do is get access to their alumni mailing list. His address will be in there.

The problem isn't finding him, the problem is that I just can't... show up to his place. I can't just ring their bell, look for a girl with my skin tone and say "Hey, you're half of my genetic material! And HE's the guy I slipped it in!"

Unless... unless you think that would work?

>"Hey, you're half of my genetic material! And HE's the guy I slipped it in!"
I believe Blue etiquette for this situation is "Hello I'm the mother / father of your child!"

>the problem is that I just can't... show up to his place. I can't just ring their bell [...]
So, uh, if you weren't planning on talking to him, you were what, gonna creep on your daughter alone in secret? Cultivate a hidden relationship?

>>712591
(The Sims won't let you visit another sim's house. You can invite sims over, but you can't take your currently controlled sim and visit another sim's place, unless they own a business. This is an old restriction in Sims 2. This is being translated as being 'impolite' to invite oneself over)

Smik 2016/04/03(Sun)14:27 No. 713622 ID: 3009b4
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>>712591

In a surprising turn of events, Zorah calls Riot on her own and introduces herself as the one who pollinated him with her own genetic information instead of the Queen's, and thus is one of Rygar-Sue's parents.

The exact roles each parent plays is less precise; she explains the specifics to Riot and he takes it in stride.

Riot inquires as to Squart's lineage and Zorah notes that while very technically she is a princess and could take the throne of the Empire, there are also approximately 4,320,832.6 individuals ahead of her.

Zorah asks Riot if he'd like to meet with her sometime, and he tells her he'll need to think about it.

Smik 2016/04/03(Sun)17:31 No. 713690 ID: 3009b4
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Anon44's son Chris and Riotmode's half-alien daughter Rygar-Sue are now in college. Chris wastes no time in popping the question during a romantic dinner.

Smik 2016/04/03(Sun)17:38 No. 713694 ID: 3009b4
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Rygar-Sue says "Yes!". Now that there's a ring on her finger their thoughts immediately drift to sex.

BUT...

Is Chris ready for the little surprise Rygar-Sue is hiding? Will Zorah meet with her in time to explain the zergs and the zees before she accidentally impregnates Chris?

Is Chris really ready for a girl with a ovipositor? And if he is, how many people's fetishes are being obliged here?

(Did I mentioned that Rygar-Sue grew up and started dating Chris while they were teens in this thread? Well, they did. Now they're young adults.)

Smik 2016/04/03(Sun)17:53 No. 713700 ID: 3009b4
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Meantime, Zorah invites Riot over for a long-overdue talk.

Riot suddenly has flashbacks of what occurred on that spaceship.

Smik 2016/04/03(Sun)18:05 No. 713702 ID: 3009b4
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Oh hey, this is a complication.

Perhaps making 58008 given that it's personality was based off Zorah's own wasn't the best move in hindsight...

Smik 2016/04/03(Sun)18:18 No. 713709 ID: 3009b4
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>>712591

Zorah:It worked. IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

I got to first and second and even got a glimpse of third base with a blue! As we all know, the third base is usually an research station placed off on the 1st or 2nd moon and with the information you find there you can penetrate the 4th and 5th most protected bases! So this is a big deal!

The only thing is... I suspect 58008 was interested in Riot as well. I powered her down until our date was over.

I... maybe forgot... to tell Riot about how his daughters could inadvertently get boys pregnant now that they're in college. I got busy with things.

Smik 2016/04/03(Sun)18:30 No. 713712 ID: 3009b4
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So here is our current Love Situation in Sim TGCHan world:

RIOT is in LOVE with MISS MUFFET and ZORAH. He is FRIENDS with ARASHI.

MISS MUFFET is in LOVE with RIOT and ARASHI.

ZORAH is in LOVE with RIOT and FRIENDS with 58008 who is patterned after her own personality.

ARASHI is in LOVE with MISS MUFFET and FRIENDS with RIOT.

58008 is ATTRACTED to RIOT and FRIENDS with ZORAH.


RIOT has THREE possible romantic options right now - MISS MUFFET, ZORAH or 58008.
MISS MUFFET has TWO possible romantic options right now -- RIOT and ARASHI.

Who should RIOT focus on? Who should MISS MUFFET focus on?

>>713712
If we prioritize keeping the most people happy (assuming happiness is being paired off) then the obvious couplings are Zorah/Riot and Arashi/Muffet. Also has the bonus of giving Zorah the chance to get close to her kid.

80085 is out of luck, unless we can find someone else for them, or unless the sims is cool with poly relationships.

>>713721
Sims are not happy with poly relationships unfortunately. However 58008 is not in a relationship yet so it's merely an attraction. She could shop around to see if anyone is interested in a fulfilling relationship with an android.

However, 'happiness' is always a fleeting thing with the sims. We shall see how this plays out unless we get some serious shippers on deck. If you would really like to see them all happy, I will LOCK DOWN the appropriate wants to pair up the sims.

I just want to see what a draconic spider looks like, bruh.

Smik 2016/04/04(Mon)00:20 No. 713804 ID: 3009b4
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>>713742

Well here's one possible adult that could spawn from an Arashi/Muffet union if you're curious.

Smik 2016/04/05(Tue)21:34 No. 714149 ID: 3009b4
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Well it looks like the "Pair Arashi with Muffet, Riot with Zorah" scenario's the way to go because SOMEONE JUST GOT BUSTED.

Smik 2016/04/05(Tue)21:35 No. 714153 ID: 3009b4
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Also Riot finally lost his virginity.
To an alien.
Again.

But at least this time he got to pitch.

Smik 2016/04/05(Tue)23:16 No. 714182 ID: 3009b4
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The Anon44 Gallery GROWS.

Smik 2016/04/06(Wed)16:17 No. 714287 ID: 3009b4
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Anon44 & Nem's new boy Ailbe demonstrates that Nem's genes dominate the pairings, except for Anon44's blonde hair.

Smik 2016/04/07(Thu)19:15 No. 714605 ID: 3009b4
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SCIENCE ACHIEVED!

The Question: If presented with an outdoor grill that's indoors (a clear fire hazard) and an indoor stove that's outdoors (not a fire hazard) sims will use the grill and then incinerate themselves.

Smik 2016/04/07(Thu)19:53 No. 714615 ID: 3009b4
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Tina is not a responsible puppy owner. That is now how you puppy.

Smik 2016/04/07(Thu)19:55 No. 714616 ID: 3009b4
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Dammit Sims 2.

So how's Bradford doing with that plan to kill the mascot?

>>714616
I can't even tell what she's doing to that poor dog.

>>714618
Poorly. The mascot refuses to show up. Maybe someone tipped it off?

>>714623
I had to force error-reset her because she had forgotten she was even holding the dog and I couldn't make her put it down. Resetting her thankfully freed the puppy. So what she was doing was trying to hold the bowl using the same hand the dog was in, resulting in the bowl floating and the dog levitating in the middle while she spooned macaroni out of him (or a spot near him).

UPDATE based on reactions from IRC:

SHARAH has a new mission of REPRODUCE with a STRONG SIM. The most immediate available option is the werewolf she slept with in university as werewolves are universally STRONG and win FIGHTS, even against special sims like the BURGLAR.

OPHIDIAN still wants to drink ZOMBIE TINA's life essence with the help of a COW PLANT Nem has given them in the name of SCIENCE (and because having such a dangerous creature around frankly bothers her). Also zombie Tina walked into her panty-ass house, insulted Anon44 and generally ticked her off.

RIOTMODE and ZORAH have a new mission to GET MARRIED. Zorah is desperately waiting for Riot to pop the question because she is afraid of being rejected if she asks. Zorah is secretly afraid that Riot has turned the tables and is just using her for sex. The truth is while Riot cares about Zorah and would like to get married eventually he has no desire to get engaged just yet.

Meantime, 58008 has become best friends with Riot and while she finds him very attractive she is clearly going to find her own perfect companion.

Smik 2016/04/08(Fri)15:12 No. 714807 ID: 3009b4
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I would also just like to add I am very pleased with the Ophidian/Sharah labs. Much science on two sims who are huge jerks.

The currently funded experiment is called "How long can you leave two sims alone without supervision but all the items needed for survival before they somehow kill themselves?". Also "How long does it take for the Cowplant to naturally obtain prey?"

Smik 2016/04/08(Fri)15:28 No. 714818 ID: 3009b4
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We've had some requests about pairing Arashi and Muffet, and for that we have THREE OPTIONS.

Option A: Marry Muffet, move her to Arashi's place at the former Flipp'n Chips food booth.

For this option, we will use their combined income to renovate the place but maintain Arashi's cuisine focus.

Smik 2016/04/08(Fri)15:32 No. 714824 ID: 3009b4
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Option B: Marry Muffet, move Arashi to Muffet's place.

Her home will need renovations to fit a married lifestyle but will continue its PURPLE theme and somewhat dangerous elements.

Option C: Muffet has Arashi's baby but they stay single. Muffet will have to raise the child on her own (or with Arashi's help by repeatedly inviting him over)

There is also OPTION D: Get married, move them both out and into an entirely new place with some sort of unified theme of PURPLE, FOOD and POTENTIAL DEATH FROM HER PET. This will take the most time as I'll have to create a new lot from scratch.

>>714791
>Sharah and a werewolf, yiffing in a tree, Y I F F I N G
Sure, ok.

Smik 2016/04/13(Wed)21:38 No. 716384 ID: 3009b4
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>>710817
MARIE has learned SENSUAL INTERFACE.

Smik 2016/04/13(Wed)21:43 No. 716385 ID: 3009b4
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Apollo and Idiom have graduated and moved back to town. Should they go DOWNTOWN or in the SUBURBS?

>>716385
Downtown always.

Suburbs can't handle me.

>>716384
Took her long enough.

Smik 2016/04/14(Thu)23:49 No. 716669 ID: 3009b4
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Everyone else is studying or at class. Rygar-Sue and Chris find themselves with some quality private time. Would they wait until their wedding night? Would they resist temptation? Would Chris follow his father Anon44's advice of "Don't procreate -- wait and masturbate"?

Well the picture's already there, isn't it? They're already engaged.

Nem told him she trusted his judgement and that virgin sex is really freaking awkward so if he's found someone he really cares about he's better off getting it out of the way. She also tells him that he might be too tired to perform after a wedding and that it's perfectly all right to not have sex then.

Nem continued to tell him a number of other things he would have rather NOT have heard from his mother on the subject of sex.

Then Zorah (Rygar-Sue's alien ... well ... she pollinated Riot and out came Rygar-Sue) explained the zergs and the zees to him.

Frankly if Rygar-Sue hadn't taken the initiative they'd still be virgins, but since Zorah was able to explain the alien biology in time to both kids they used protection and the OTHER protection and neither one of them is pregnant.

Rygar-Sue promised Chris that they still had 'the other half their virginity for their wedding night' and then mumbled something about an ovipositor...

Smik 2016/04/15(Fri)18:39 No. 716828 ID: 3009b4
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Riot: You chose a... an interesting outfit for our date tonight.

Zorah: Thank-you! According to my research it was the most appropriate formal attire to match with yours!

Riot: This is my work uniform.

Zorah: ...

Riot: ... yours is hot.

Zorah: All this time I thought you were dressing up for me but it turns out you were coming in your work clothes?

Riot: ...

Zorah: ...

Riot: ... you impregnated me while I was unconscious.

Zorah: Fair enough.

(Riot breathes a sigh of relief)

Zorah: You liked it though. I could tell.

Smik 2016/04/15(Fri)18:53 No. 716835 ID: 3009b4
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Zorah: Anyway Riot, one of the reasons why I asked you to dinner this evening was to discuss jewelry. Can you think of a particular piece of jewelry I'd look good in?

Riot: (See image)

Zorah: ... I know I'm new to this planet but I'm pretty sure that's not normal dinner conversation, Riot.

Riot: You would look good in it though.

Zorah: That's beside the point, although I do appreciate learning so much about human anatomy through first-hand experience. But isn't there a particular Blue custom to do with jewelry and sex that we're missing in our relationship?

Riot: You want me to wear a cockring?

Zorah stares at Riot incredulously.

Riot: Think about it.

Zorah thinks about it and smirks but then glares at Riot.

Zorah: Stop changing the subject.

Riot: You know, you're not the only one who's done research on other species.

Zorah: ???

Riot: I've done research on yours, considering that your people have abducted me, implanted me with a baby and then dumped me onto the street. Twice. Without dinner or calling afterwards.

Zorah: I called you afterwards!!

Riot: You didn't woo me! A guy likes to be woo'd! I've done research Zorah and you're supposed to woo me and ply me with excessive amounts of alcohol and chocolate! You're supposed to buy me dinner before impregnating me at least!

Zorah: I'm buying you dinner right now! At a fancy restaurant! It counts! It counts retroactively!

Riot: All we ever do anymore is sex, sex, sex! Where's our relationship going? Are you just using me for hot alien booty? Do you really love me?

Smik 2016/04/15(Fri)18:55 No. 716836 ID: 3009b4
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Zorah: ...

Smik 2016/04/15(Fri)18:58 No. 716839 ID: 3009b4
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About bloody time. I had Riot take her on date after date and he wanted to get married but never to pop the question while Zorah was waiting for it the whole time.

>>716384
Pff. Huck can almost be mistaken for Haley, there.

>>716385
Whichever is best for her health / has the least sanity decreasing intrusions.

>>716839
I'm not sure if a fight about the direction and content of a relationship culminating in a proposal is the healthiest thing, but it's not like the sims seems to put mental and/or emotional health high on it's priorities.

Smik 2016/04/17(Sun)19:09 No. 717469 ID: 3009b4
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The ghost of Andrea -- who burned to death for being an obnoxious AI instead of a real sim -- has been causing a lot of trouble in the TGChan Dorm, showing herself to everyone but Bradford and making Weakfag pee herself.

But finally, she tries to scare Bradford.

Bradford: HA! THAT'S RIGHT, you're a GHOST 'cause YOU DEAD BITCH!

Andrea then slunk away to her grave.

Smik 2016/04/18(Mon)18:51 No. 717705 ID: 3009b4
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So.

Sharah's spawn grew to a child.

I'm pretty sure this kid's straight.

>>717469
You Don't F*ck with Bradford.
NEVER F*ck with Bradford.