That her Satsuki Kiriyuin cosplay makes excellent battle armor and is quite fetching and very fitting on such a lady of power like herself.
when seducing otaku you gotta do it right

>>802871
Oh, man when did we last play the oldest game? Hot dang yes.

Sexual combat?

Or harem battle! You party of attractive companions is more than a match for any she could muster!

>>802871
Damn straight.

>>802871
The oldest game! then we keep listing off lewd things!

>>802865
>To stand up and declare...!"
....A game of jousting into your derriere.

>>802871
Is this supposed to reference the supposed "oldest profession"? If yes, I support the action.

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Penelope: "Challenge her to an harem du..."

DUNGEON MONITOR: "YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW PENNY!"

Penelope: "Eeehh..."

DUNGEON MONITOR: "NO LEWDING!"

"Then what I declare, here is it's name,
A skill of gods, 'The oldest game!'"

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DUNGEON MONITOR: "Like in Mudy Quest? Going for the classics i see! Then it's settled.
The rules are simple: each person simply states what they are, and the other person then has to 'become' something to counter that thing.
Person 1: I am a bunny. Grass-eating, multiplying.
Person 2: I am a wolf. Grass-prowling, bunny-devouring.
Person 1: I am a hunter. Horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing.
You play until one cannot think up a counter."

Lilian: "Yes... everyone knows how it works."

DUNGEON MONITOR: "SILENCE! IT'S IMPORTANT TO ALWAYS RESTATE THE RULES!"

DUNGEON MONITOR: "I'll go first. I'm the MONITOR. Impeccable. Power wielding!"

I am the outdoors, unmonitored and untouched by her.

I am the nature of power
fated to subvert and corrupt
to misguide intentions abruptly
by increment; age, year, or hour

I am the power cable. Loose, and easily jostled!

"I'm Gnuk."

I am a bard. Silver-tongued, monitor seducing.

>You play until one cannot think up a counter.
Or until someone accidentally repeats something that was said before.

>"I'll go first. I'm the MONITOR. Impeccable. Power wielding!"
I am a game accepted. Power limiting, failure condition imposing.

I am Anime, Monitor enticing, virgin keeping.

>>813901
I am virginity. Unable to be lost, a shame to my mother.

>>813901
>I'm the MONITOR. Impeccable. Power wielding!
I am the Bard. Master of chicanery. Monitor subverting.

>>813901
I am the quest. Interactive. Obsession-causing, Monitor-distracting.

>>813901
I am.... Nudity, Pride stealing, power weakening!

I am the monitors favorite pillow, round and soft and oh so inviting.

>>814510
>round and soft and oh so inviting.
*evil cat bitch Bludjaeger flashbacks intensify*

I am the Game Balancer. Weakening, equalizing.

>>813924
>
"I'm Gnuk. This dick you shall succ." to the tune of Belzeboss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOBKxUT9Da4

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"My answer you see is quite beyond supposing.
For I am a game accepted. Power limiting and failure condition imposing."

"Yeah whatever I'm a bard, rules breaking and game cheating."

"Pardon?"

"I said I'm a bard."

"I don't wish to make your claim fall flat
But I didn't quite hear that."

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"I SAID."

"I'M"

"A"

"BARD YOU TITBRAINED BABOON. I'M A BARD, A SLIMY CHEATING FORNICATING MESS WHO SLITHERS AROUND RULES AND CHEATS AT EVERYTHING. I'M A FUCKING BARD. YOUR TURN."

Clearly now you say you're the Dungeon Monitor and she has to seduce you now.

>>835936
She already used herself!

>>835934
I am the dungeon of eternal torment. Bard-trapping, escape-denying.

I am the pure heart of a fair maiden! Irresistable, love overwhelming!

>>835940
Yep. Just say you're the dungeon.

>>835934
I am the guard Bard catching Kings servant.

Just to clarify why: in order to attempt to win she has to say what the dungeon's weakness is, which we can use to escape. She can't say Monitor or Bard again, so she can't really cop-out either.

>>835934
I am a lusty woman, bard enticing, willingly seduced

>>835934
Should we tell her that her wallet and gift card got stolen?

.....nah, I'm sure she'll figure it out on her own.

>>835940
>>835950
This!

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"And this is where the contest, my dear, becomes electrifying.
For I am the dungeon of eternal torment. Bard-trapping, escape-denying"

DUNGEON MONITOR: "Tch, you are not even trying at this point. I am the winner of the dungeon, brave, monitor tickler!"

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DUNGEON MONITOR: "..."

DUNGEON MONITOR: "WAIT!"

DUNGEON MONITOR: "..."

DUNGEON MONITOR: "fuck"

>>841638
I am marriage. treasure stealing, adventure denying.

>>841638
TICKLE TICKLE

You heard her, tickle her without mercy!

Let her have it! TICKLE TIME!

>>841643
DO IT.

Come to think of it, we could keep playing too.

I am practical armor. Flesh-concealing, tickle-protecting.

It is over, for she has already named the victor of this dungeon - the bard!
Tickle tackle that tuchus!

I am a finger trap! Dexterity dropping, tickle denying!

Then tickle her so she can't answer and loses.

Sing a song of knocker enhancement. Make her bust out of her armor.

Repetition. That's it, she lost.

>DUNGEON MONITOR: "fuck"
Well, if you insist.

>>841657
Seems good.

>>841767
That's not repetition.

GET HER!!!