Osmen 2009/10/25(Sun)06:37 No. 69319 ID: f98e0b
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I let myself out of the operating room, thanking the doctor as I go. Let's go get ready for Kat.

>>69232
...No thanks. This is cool and all, but that'd just be... eugh.

>>69231
Would you prefer white or white?

>>69319
White is good and all, but white is better. I say you should go with white.
If you're feeling adventurous, though, disregard what I just said and go with white.

>>69319
Well we've a couple of hours to kill still. Maybe we could go shopping for some clothes? Or get a gift for Kat?

Hmm. Yeah we need a gift for her. Showing up empty handed is probably bad form here too.
You probably want to ask someone for advice on what to get to avoid any cultural complications.

Osmen 2009/10/25(Sun)08:18 No. 69325 ID: f98e0b
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>>69321
You're right. I should probably get her something as a gift. Um. Aha. I've got it. Here we are. It's what I was reading earlier. Beat up a bit, but I'm sure she'll appreciate the window into Human culture.

...maybe also some flowers. I'll head out of the medical facility and see what I can find.

Osmen 2009/10/25(Sun)08:31 No. 69326 ID: f98e0b
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As I head out through the front door, two things become quickly apparent.

Osmen 2009/10/25(Sun)08:31 No. 69327 ID: f98e0b
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The first is that there doesn't appear to be any way out of the facility without swimming.

Osmen 2009/10/25(Sun)08:35 No. 69328 ID: f98e0b
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The second is that Katrina is here, sitting and looking out at the ocean. She turns around and waves to me. "Hey, Osmen. Beautiful view, right?"

>>69328
"Sure is. And I guess the ocean's nice, too."
Cheesy line? You bet. Human tradition? Of course!

>>69325
What's the book?

Osmen 2009/10/25(Sun)09:43 No. 69336 ID: f98e0b
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>>69329
"Sure is." I say, walking over and sitting down next to her. "And the ocean is nice too, I guess."

She blanks for a second. "I was actually talking about the ocean... ooooh. Thanks." Her whatever-it-is flushes slightly for a moment. "I need to get better at this flirting thing. Do you like the dress? It's the only thing I had that wasn't a friggin' lab coat."

>>69332
The Bromeliad by Pratchett. The only other thing I've got is the Koran and that doesn't really make for light reading.

>>69336

...What happened to Terry Pratchett in your history? Thanks to the different ways you and the orb view time, I think we may have missed that bit.

Anyway, give her the book, say whatever is necessary to explain it to her (if you need to, which I doubt), and then move on to asking if any of the local flora or fauna are around that could be pointed out: After all, you would hate to be so distracted by her charm that you miss out on learning of a whole new ecosystem, right?

Beyond that, here is a question for you: How do you feel about that re-spawn you went through? Because as far as the re-spawn process functions, from a religious standpoint, you could think of it as the soul shedding a broken, battered body, only to make a new one, more in tune with the still vibrant spirit within. From that perspective, being able to re-spawn lets people stay closer to the form their soul is accustomed to.

>>69336
"I think your dress looks fabulous."

>>69340
I think the Bromeliad is the nome books he did, I think. That's what the yanks call it. It's a pretty good representation for Humans, at any rate.

Tell her it's a good read by a good human author and she might like it. The nomes are aliens so you could mention that.

>>69336

Give her Small Gods. That book is awesome.

Osmen 2009/10/25(Sun)16:04 No. 69439 ID: f98e0b
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>>69374
I agree, but I don't have it on me. My personal favorites were any involving Vimes. Night Watch and Thud especially.

>>69340
>what happened to Terry?
Dead. Died years ago. He chose to go out before the Alzheimer's took over. It's not pleasant but there it is.

>respawn
That's a good way to look at it, yeah.

>>69344
"I think it looks fabulous," I say.

"Really? Does it show off my butt and lower body well? That was, I think, the point...
I detect that may have been a faux pas on my part."

"Don't worry about it. Yeah, it does. I got you something, by the way. Earth literature by a good human author. It's about aliens, actually. Sort of a nontraditional gift for the first date, but, uh, I couldn't really get anything else. I can't really go to any stores if I'm stuck on an offshore facility without any cash."

"Oh, you want to go somewhere?" Kat asks, taking the book. "I can take you off the facility if you want. There's a neat little town a couple miles away, we could go together."

That sounds nice.

>>69439
Might be best to keep this discrete... Has there been much media attention about me?
*fakepreen*

>>69439
"I would like that."

Osmen 2009/10/25(Sun)17:48 No. 69502 ID: f98e0b
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>>69485
>>69454
"I'd like that," I say.

She stands up and motions for me to approach, then abruptly embraces me. I hug back, of course, but I'm not really sure what she

Osmen 2009/10/25(Sun)17:49 No. 69503 ID: f98e0b
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OKAY WHOA

>>69504
IS THIS TOTALLY AWESOME OR WHAT

>>69502
>>69503
>>69504

Oh, right, I forgot about that.

Was going to warn you about that but didn't realize she'd do it so suddenly. Have fun.

>>69504
>>69503

Start humming the Superman theme.

>>69508
I fucking failed so hard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVNNhBtBbOs

Osmen 2009/10/27(Tue)07:43 No. 69843 ID: f98e0b
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>>69508
DA DA DAAAAH
DA DA DA DA DAAAAH
DA DA DAAAAH
DA DA DA DAAH DAAH

>>69843

So what does it feel like travelling as pure energy anyhow. I hear it's drafty.

>>69862
Don't vomit down her front or fall to the ground.

Osmen 2009/10/27(Tue)14:29 No. 69864 ID: f98e0b
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>>69844
In a word? Disorientating.

Kat catches me as we land.
"You get used to the landings after a bit. Anyway, do you wanna go to the town plaza? They have tons of stores there, a bakery, a cute little armory, and we can get you out of those weird white clothes...not that they don't look good on you, it's just- uhm- you know."

>>69864

You know what? They not fashionable here?

>>69865
I think she was trying to deliver a pick up line. Specifically "Those clothes look good on you, but they'd be even better on the hotel room floor."

I just think she botched it.

>>69864
a 'cute little armory'?

I am morbidly curious as to why she deems it cute. And as a soldier, a warrior, can you deny having your own interest piqued?

>>69864
>armory

"My dear Kat, are you trying to tell me you like a man in uniform?"

So many cheesy lines here. Try not to lay it on too thick.

Just go with a straight line; ask her if it's not fashionable or something.

Osmen 2009/10/27(Tue)16:03 No. 69891 ID: f98e0b
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The plaza is a fairly cavernous space, putting me in the mind of malls I've seen back home. Kat gives me a quick tour.

"Up here there's the local Alliance Headquarters, the bit that deals with civilians, and the arcade. Are they that ugly back home, by the way? There's also a movie theater in it. It's showing some shitty horror movie sequel. The blue stall's the produce market and the bakery, you've got to try some, um,(hold on I can translate this) I guess the literal translation is Greenberries. They're good, trust me.
Downstairs is the armory, we can get you a stylish knife but I'm not sure if non-alliances can buy guns, and, of course, Messr. Grell's Boutique. Ritzy place. They have boots that cost my entire salary for a week (not that I make too much, but um I'm getting off topic). We could buy you something more colorful there if you like. And over there on the end is the entrance to the Gilt, which is where we've got a table booked in an hour or two.

Cool place, huh? A little empty, but most people are still at work. Where do you want to go?"

>>69891
Let's head to Grell's, sounds like she wants to do some dress-up.

>>69891
You'll have to answer the question about arcades on your own, as none of us have seen an arcade in... well, a while.
But if you wanna ask about the past, sure - they were generally pretty flashy and eye-catching. Better way to attract business, you know?

Also, become aware she's nervous and maybe try to do something to help alleviate it.

Osmen 2009/10/27(Tue)17:07 No. 69908 ID: f98e0b
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>>69901
>become aware she's nervous and do something to help alleviate it

I don't suppose you could clarify?

>>69908
It'll get worse before it gets better.
Try grabbing her hand.

>>69908
Well, I was being ambiguous enough to let you make your own decision, but...
I guess you could take her hand and ask her if she's nervous, then RESPOND NATURALLY to her answer? If she asks how you figured it out, just note that she tends to talk a lot when she gets nervous.

Osmen 2009/10/27(Tue)17:37 No. 69913 ID: f98e0b
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>>69909
>>69910
I take a breath and take the hand. "We don't need to go anywhere you don't want to. I'd be happy just talking to you. Kat, you seem nervous. Don't be. Seriously."

"Uhm, how could you tell?"

"You tend to talk a lot when you're nervous."

She looks crestfallen. "I'm sorry. It's just...Aren't you?"

"Nervous? Me? Kat, of course I am. I've just grabbed the hand of one of the most beautiful people to ever express any sort of interest in me. There's a saying on Earth about being a lover, not a fighter? Well I've been just a fighter. My entire life. And I'm terrified I'm going to mess something up. You know?"

"Yeah, I know."

We look at each other.

>>69913
Go to kiss her, then pause and say "...I would kiss you, but I don't want to end up kissing something that is considered taboo." Then pause again and shrug and then kiss her anyways :Dc

Adjust her dress so it covers her ass back up.

"Does your culture have kissing?"

They don't have mouths, guys.

>>69951
But do they have TONGUES?

Osmen 2009/10/27(Tue)20:05 No. 69970 ID: f98e0b
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((15f6d6 does not know what day it is today))

We look closer.

I'd say I'm staring into her eyes, or that I feel her hot breath on my cheek, but you'd know it's a lie. Still, there's something there. It's weird and it's alien and it's, it's nice.

I pause. "Does your culture have kissing? Am I doing something taboo here?"

"Well, actually," she says, breathlessly, "An interesting facet of human culture vs. -yes, we can kiss, haven't really done it before- human culture vs. qal culture is that, perhaps due to the regenerative power of the respawners, we have a more liberal outlook when it comes t-"

Osmen 2009/10/27(Tue)20:05 No. 69971 ID: f98e0b
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-Mmnh."

>>69972
Aw man she is blushing so hard.

>>69972
Mission success.

>>69972
I'm convinced that the orb's true purpose is to spread love to the whole universe. To hell with epic quests or anything, people can do that shit on their own.

>>69976
Either that, or to get everyone to have sex with everyone else. Who knows?

>>69970
I think she was going to say something about them having a more liberal outlook on mixing violence and sex.
This should probably be considered a hint.

>>69972
$5 says the other mall/shopping centre patrons are staring at them.

John 2009/11/13(Fri)16:59 No. 76325 ID: f98e0b
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Bracilius is the place we'll meet Theseus, Terrens says.

John 2009/11/13(Fri)16:59 No. 76326 ID: f98e0b
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It's a rough town, a backwater world in backwater space. Notable for having one of the Alliance’s largest prison complexes, home to some of the Alliance’s worst criminals.

Perfect vacation spot, no?

>Admiral Theseus. Reading incoming ship, Mk V Neuphrale Experimental.
“The Glory, I would presume. Put me on a direct link with their bridge, would you, corporal?”
>Of course, Admiral.

>>76326

Sure, if you're in a helicopter and have a rifle.

John 2009/11/14(Sat)17:31 No. 76648 ID: f98e0b
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>>76467
Sounds like Seth's wet dream.

>Captain Terrens, this is Theseus. You are cleared to come aboard HQ Vessel. See you in the control room, over.

He sounds distracted somehow.John wonders if they've interrupted something.

"Roger, Theseus. We're heading over now." Terrens replies.

John 2009/11/14(Sat)17:36 No. 76650 ID: f98e0b
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Terrens asked me, Seth, and Oberan to come along. Not sure why exactly. The four of us are inside a small landing/transport vehicle headed toward Theseus' experimental, the Thracia.

Terrens looks in from the cockpit. "We're going to dock in about a minute. I've got to go meet with Theseus and the captain of the Triumph. His name's Duke or something. Does anyone want to come meet him, or do you want to just hang out on the ship until the meeting's over? It'll probably just be some boring administrative stuff, but you'll be able to meet Theseus. He's a living legend."

>>76650
If you feel like meeting a Living Legend, go for it. But expect boring.

>>76650
It can't be more boring than sitting in a cramped room with the others, can it?

...Wait, yes it could. Stay here and see if anyone has any cool stories to tell to pass the time!

Go talk to Theseus.

John 2009/11/14(Sat)18:31 No. 76685 ID: f98e0b
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"This is outrageous. I can't believe the council is even considering offering a pinko Alliance Citizenship. Have they forgotten what happened last time we let an untested, underscreened race into our society? Or will we need another Dult before the message gets across?"

>It is only one human, after all, Admiral. And Doctor Ford has given us nothing but positive reports on his progress. He's already got a fully functioning uplink, apparently.

"That just makes him more dangerous. And anyway, it only took one Dultian to nearly bring the Alliance to its knees, and force us to glass one of our colonies and wipe out an entire species. The council's forgotten, it seems. I haven't, Councilor. You're taking a huge risk, and as a soldier there's only so much I can do to clean up after you if it all goes pear-shaped."

John 2009/11/14(Sat)18:38 No. 76689 ID: f98e0b
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Theseus looks up as John and Terrens enter.

"We'll continue this conversation later, Councilor. I have business to attend to."

He flicks the channel to some Delter Soap Opera.

"Welcome, Captain Terrens! Congratulations again on your new vessel and assignment. Glad to have you in my fleet, as small as it is at the moment. I've heard nothing but good things about you and I'm sure that is a trend that'll continue."

Terrens looks proud. "Thank you, sir."

"You must be Gunnery Sergeant John," Theseus moves on to John. "Used to be a janitor, yes? Well, you've done a hell of a good job if you're where you are now! I hear you beat First Hand Oberan one-on-one as well. Admirable."

>>76689
Oh hey. It's that guy we saw blowing up the human ship in that weird vision. I guess we don't really know much about him though.

Thank him for his kind words, and say you hope you can continue to serve the Alliance well in your new position.

>>76697
And make a mental note to try to initiate contact with Osmen (The human) somehow, John. Orb bearers, shards or no, should stick together.

>>76689

Just nod, or give him some short thanks; I don't trust him.

OOC: Is this quest still active? It's awesome

IC: Thank him like you would thank a legendary general who complimented you. We have some reasons not to trust this ma- er... Shirm, but being impolite to him would be rather unwise. Even if we suspect that he's a xenophobic son-of-a-bitch, there's absolutely no point for you to show it. Be polite and respectful, and try not to attract too much of his attention to yourself.

>>76689
Say something about how it was pretty much even and you won by luck.

John 2010/01/22(Fri)19:52 No. 116974 ID: f98e0b
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>>107804
>>107920
>>76697
"Thank you, Sir," says John. "Really, it was mostly luck. Oberan is a more capable soldier than me."

"Modesty. I like that," says Theseus gravely. "Keep working at it and you might be as good as I am one day." He looks up at John's blank face. "It's a joke, gentlemen."

John and Terrens nervously titter.

"Okay. Down to business. Sit down, fellas." says Theseus. "Let's talk about this mission and your role in- shit, Duke, how do you mute this thing?"

"Little red thingy. Button," says Duke, lazily gesturing.

"Righto, thanks," says Theseus. "Let's take a look at what we'll be doing on Bracilius, shall we?

...um, Duke? Channel change?"

"Green arrow," mumbles Duke.

John 2010/01/22(Fri)20:16 No. 116986 ID: f98e0b
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"Right." says Theseus. "Ahem. This is the imaginatively named Bracilius Prison, orbiting the planet. We're here because they've just undergone a bit of a change in management. The prisoners have taken over, and they're not entirely keen on leaving. Now they've got respawners, so we can't just board them all at once, and we can't blow the facility up, believe me, or we would have. The thing's a giant tax sink, a testament to the security and might of the Alliance, blah blah blah. We have to take out the weaponry and the upper central column, where they've got the respawners set up. So we blow it up. Simple enough. I'll take point, Duke's got his ship set up for support and fighter-killing, so that's his job.

Terrens, I understand your Gunnery Sergeant has outfitted the Glory to be a jack of all trades. That's good, you'll counter any heavier ships they try to send at us. Apparently they have at least a couple frigates in there waiting for us, but to ships like ours this'll just be a blue milk run. Just try to minimize damage to the station and to ourselves, our craft take priority. We'll board and clear with away teams once we've taken out their respawners. Questions? Queries? Concerns?"

>>116986
Any chance of taking prisoners?

>>117004
Considering where he's headed, I'd say it's very likely.

John 2010/01/22(Fri)21:30 No. 117025 ID: f98e0b
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>>117004
"Any chances of taking prisoners?" asks John.

"That's the goal, in fact," says Theseus. "Once their scanners are knocked out, we'll divert them to the HQ ship where I've got some other respawners behind bars waiting for them. We'll figure out who's a guard and who's a prisoner or whoever else you shoot down on the ship. Simplifies things. Just enter the ship, kill anything that moves, and let us sort 'em out.

Terrens, you've got the fewest men right now, so just send a small away team. Three or four guys. They're going to breach the right column, fight their way up, and knock the escape shuttles out, quick, so they can't evacuate anyone. Duke, enter from the postern at the far side of the facility and sweep the facility. Clean up house. I'll send my men in through the hole we bust in the respawners room and meet you in the middle. My team'll be the ones with red sashes, try not to shoot them. It's not too big a deal, but you know how friendly fire fucks with morale. John, since you're the only noncom in the room, I'm putting you in charge of Terrens' aways. Pick your team and let's get this done asap, gents, before they can escape."

Why would a prison station have frigates and fighters?

Brom 2010/01/22(Fri)21:57 No. 117043 ID: f98e0b
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>>117028
"Why would a prison station have frigates or fighters on board, exactly?" asks John.

"You haven't been out on the backwater of Alliance Territory much, have you, John?" grins Theseus. "Whole different class of criminal out here. Believe me when I say it sometimes isn't enough. We had a Delter Warlord cooped up in here once, Rafael I think his name was. His men besieged Bracilius with a stolen ship-of-the-line. That was an interesting day. Right now there's only a few on station, though, and they're staffed by a bunch of freed criminals. I can't imagine we'll have much trouble. Now will this be all? We have an assault to prep and you have a team to assemble."

>>117043
Yeah, that sounds about right.

Sooo, we have to weaken the place's defenses in order to render it inoperative, in order to kill everyone.

Huh.

Makes me wonder if the rebellion was started in order to have the defenses disabled, in order to have someone released.

John 2010/01/23(Sat)08:15 No. 117133 ID: f98e0b
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>>117115
Does it? Oh. That can't be good.

John wanders into the Marine Prep Chambers to meet up with Seth and Oberan. He finds them talking and laughing with a Qal marine. At first John thinks he's wearing some sort of helmet, but then he realizes the marine is so heavily body-modded he looks almost robotic.

"So then," he's saying, "Keats like, fucking leaps on this pirate, and he's like tearing his armor off and stabbing the shit out of him, right? Well he looks up, and we all see that before he died the pirate pulled the pins on all Keats' grenades."

"What did you do?" asks Oberan.

"We all started gesturing frantically at our chests, going, 'YOUR GRENADES! YOUR GRENADES!' And Keats just looks up with this dumbfounded expression..." he mimics it. "...then looks down, then throws himself at this big group of pirates with an MG. Wham. We were still picking up his pieces when he came back on deck and he just looked around and he said, 'Next time I'm just doing that from the start.'" This elicits a guffaw from Seth.

"John," says Oberan, "This is Darman, the most body-modded fucking frankenstein in the service. He's leading Duke's Aways. He'll be equipping us,"

"At your service," grins Darman. "Wanna come pick the boomsticks you'll be packin', sergeant?"

It unfortunately does. Hmn

If the plan is to kill everyone so they'll respawn somewhere else, what if there's a third place to receive said dead?

Is everyone SURE there are no other ships that shouldn' be around nearby?

Yea, call me the paranoid voice.

John 2010/01/23(Sat)13:49 No. 117241 ID: f98e0b
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"Oberan's got his pussy little riot shield 'cause he can't take a bullet," says Darman, dodging Oberan's vengeful fist jabbing at his arm, "and a little designer SMG. Seth has his big ol' Dick Replacer,"

"Hey now," says Seth.

"I calls 'em as I sees 'em," says Darman. "For you, Sergeant, I have a slugthrowing assault rifle, an antimatter semiauto, or a big ol' automatic shotgun. Your pick. Pistols include a dinky little stealth model, or if you have balls a laser pistol or a basic pistol. You can switch up your squads' loadout, but good luck separating Seth from his darlings. You'll get a few grenades too, of course. Watch the pins. I heard from that sonofabitch Strausberg you were interested in body mods too, John-boy. I happen to be an expert in this field, as my lasernipples will vouch for. I'm kidding, John, don't look at me like that. Talk to me after we win. We'll see about moddin' yourself. Now pick your weapons."

Damn, I've forgotten the attributes of the various antimatter/laser weapons.

Ask how much ammo you would get, and if we can get more than one pistol. I'm thinking autoshotty and suppressed pistol, in addition to a normal pistol. Otherwise Autoshotty and normal pistol.

John 2010/01/23(Sat)15:27 No. 117315 ID: f98e0b
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>>117273
"I'll take the autoshotgun," says John, grabbing it and testing its weight. "Could I get two pistols?"

"Sure," says Darman. "You wanna like charge in and fire them akimbo?"
"Well, um, I was thinking normal and surpressed for stealth," says John.
"Oh. Well, we can't all be badasses."

"Watch who you're talking to, Darman," says Seth. "John's a beast,"
"Really?" asks Darman.
"Took on two marines by himself. He pulled this crazy karate shit," says Seth.
"And he beat me in CQC," says Oberan.

"Well I'll be damned, sir." says Darman, retracting his claws and shaking John's hand. "Whenever I fight Oberan he rips my arms off and beats me to death with them. You're the most hardcore janitor I've ever met,"

"We should get back to the ship, unless you want to do anything else on HQ, sir," says Oberan. "You want me to prep the Gun Battery on full or mid power? Mid means less overheat and we can divert more energy to shields and speed."

>>117315
Mid. You can sustain fire for longer and take more punishment, maybe even maneuver into weak spots in the enemy's defenses easier to take them out faster, regardless of the less-powerful punch of your weapons.

Do they have two model 1887s?

John 2010/01/23(Sat)18:39 No. 117422 ID: f98e0b
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>>117396
"Don't even joke about that."

>>117396
Or maybe even a semtex nade and a javelin?

You know, Oberan should be able to kill just about anything with that shield and a bandolier of throwing knives. (heh) Don't actually say that.

Say "Okay man whatever, let's go."

John 2010/01/25(Mon)13:48 No. 118405 ID: f98e0b
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John and Darman head to the briefing room to give the plan before everyone heads off to their respective ships. They go up to the front to stand with the leader of Theseus' Aways, a delter John doesn't know.

The combined teams are talking, laughing, and cleaning and preparing weapons.
"Okay, okay everyone shut the fuck up, please," says Darman. "So here's my wonderful art of the plan we've got going-Attention Keith and Sophia, we're all very glad you finally hooked up, now stop playing grabass during the briefing, and save it for after the mission, okay? Aw, it's so sweet it's giving me diabetes -So this is direct from Theseus, you guys know him, he doesn't fuck around. Anyway, it's simple enough, your individual COs'll brief you on it when we split up, but before you go I just wanna wish you all good luck, try not to get iced, talking to you specifically Seamus-Don't look at me like that, everyone knows you're a respawn junkie." There's a shouted reply, muffled by the crowd's laughter.

"Oh, really? Then what do you call that jumping in front of a rocket on Gardea Prime? Shut up. Right. It's gonna be pretty fucking easy, just some pirates who think they can play soldier or something. That's not an excuse to just sit with your thumb up your ass the first time you die, by the way, Aaron. Yeah, you. Okay. I know Ryan doesn't want to give a pep talk, since he's the strong silent type," he gestures to the delter, who nods.

"John, you wanna say something to your boys?"

"Not particularly."

Tell them to stay frosty, check their vectors, and for god's sake tell Ramirez to pull his fucking weight this time.

"Like what? Try not to kick too much ass so there is enough to share with everyone? They have it covered."

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>>118500
"Like what? Try not to kick too much ass so there is enough to share with everyone? They have it covered."
This gets a cheer out of the soldiers. "Alright, alright, asspatting time over, children. Get back to your ships and get ready to kill," says Darman. "and die a lot too, so take your damn pain pills." They empty the hall and Ryan goes with them.

"Have a good one out there, man," says Darman, shaking John's hand. He seems pretty big on handshaking. "So. Body modding. Grenade-launching anushands?"
"I was thinking about it," says John.
"We can do that," says Darman. "I know a guy."

>>118526
>anushands
How would that even work? Also, does handshaky here have them?

>>118526
Alright, I'm thinking that if one hand is a grenade launcher, the other hand should have an extending blade. A big one. A little plating on the arms and legs, too.

>>118526

Why do you need bodymods? Can't you alter yourself?

...For that matter, could you conceal weapons inside your body?