>>69051
Anything useful in the waste basket?

Engage her in small talk, like: "You ever rode in a go cart after eating an entire bag of cotton candy? It's very fun you should try it!"

>>69051
Wait, I got it - start to cry all demurely. You need this job or else you'll be out on the street and your motorcycle will get repossessed and you won't be able to pay for your grandmother's heart surgery and your kitten will starve and and and...

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)15:10 No. 69061 ID: fb5d8e
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>Anything useful in the waste basket?
The waste basket contains papers, mostly ruined application forms, and people have been sharpening their pencils into it.

>>69061
Root through the applications for blackmail material.

>>69061
Offer to throw away spent cigarettes for lady. Dump entire ashtray into trash can.
Despair as the one active cigarette causes the papers to catch fire. Oh no! Lady had better go get a fire extinguisher!
Enter studio while she is distracted.

Goldie should review her abilities. Perhaps something she knows could be useful in getting that strict lady to give her entry to the studio?

>>69062
No don't, that's gross.

Ask the lady at the desk if we can see a copy of the script for today's show.

Go "MY WORD! LOOK AT THE NATURE OF THAT /THING/!" and point and then when she's distracted, run in.

>>69069
(Oh lawd, Goldie's posture made me lol.)

To the studio, post haste! Ignore any alarms that may sound.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)15:27 No. 69071 ID: fb5d8e
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>Dump entire ashtray into trash can.
Goldie politely offers to empty the lady's smelly ashtray, and pushes it into the waste basket, which promptly catches on fire.
The lady immediately gets up and runs off while loudly yelling at Goldie for being so stupid.

HIGH-FIVE YOURSELF FOR BEING SO CLEVER
Then head into the studio.

>>69071
Throw the trashcan out to keep the studio working, then run in.

Bonus points for beaning the secretary.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)15:37 No. 69078 ID: fb5d8e
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Goldie feels pretty bad for the lady, but she also feels pretty good for herself! Awesome!
After making sure the fire isn't all consuming she enters the studio.

A man yelling through a cone asks her who the hell she is.

>>69078
"Hi, I'm Goldie! Sorry I'm late, but better that than never, right?"

Win him over with your joyous charm.

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)15:42 No. 69083 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hi, I'm Goldie! Sorry I'm late, but better that than never, right?"
Goldie gives her most pleasant greeting.
It seems to have a little effect on the director.

>"Damn right! You amateurs always nearly ruin my projects. Well, you better have memorized your lines because you're up in a few minutes. You want have time for make up, but your character isn't supposed to be very attractive anyway. Go stand ready at the door and wait for the signal. And be quiet!"

He turns his attention back to the set.

>>69083
Ignore his crack about our looks - we look awesome as always.

SUPER AD-LIB POWERS, ACTIVATE!

>>69083
Oh Goddamnit, we don't know our line at all do we...
SUPER AD-LIB TIME

>>69083
oh shit do we know our lines?
we've only got a few minutes so we better learn/practice them quick

>>69083
Wait, is that a script on the floor there? Grab it and find your line - study furiously like the motherfucking fist of the north star.

>>69087
Yes! Let us find our line!

>>69087
Yeah! Glance the script so the contents show onscreen, so we can recite it back to you later!

Metagaming for the win!

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)16:06 No. 69091 ID: fb5d8e
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>Wait, is that a script on the floor there?
Yes! Goldie finds a discarded script on the floor. She quickly flips to her scene.
However, this copy seems ruined! That must be why it was on the floor!
Goldie's final line is missing.
She'll have to SUPER AD-LIB IT!


>"...the accident it seems all you do is sit and do nothing. Well I've had it! Me and my cousin are going to Las Vegas!"

>>69091
Omigosh - you get to work with Tangy?!
TRY NOT TO GET NERVOUS BECAUSE SHE IS SOOOO AWESOME!

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)16:11 No. 69093 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Tangy, why are you taking so long? We-- Is everything alright in here?"
>"Don't you dare take my wife!"
>"Goldie, don't leave me here!"

This is it! If Goldie screws up now she won't get paid!

>>69091
It looks like you're supposed to go in, take Tangy away, and then disappear. Or maybe the others get mad at you for trying to take Tangy away and chase you away? And then you never show up again.
That seems mean, though! Not something you'd do at all. If Claude can't walk, you should stay by his side! Declare that you'll help Claude walk no matter what it takes! Together!
Clasp his hands in yours, look deep into his eyes, and declare that you'll help him.
Because... you care about him!

Maybe you'll get a recurring part!

>>69091
Would´ve been good to know the situation to properly adlib, but...

Seemingly the scene doesn´ needs a spoken 'leave', so you can just adlib anything in there, just pretending to be hurt from the dissing.

>>69093
"I'll... I'll wait for you in the car, Tangy..."

Alternately:

"Yes, it is I, Goldie! I have come to whisk your wife away from the life of dreary sadness and gray skies that have enveloped this house since your untimely accident, Claude! It is my goal - nay, my duty to look after my dear cousin in her hour of need! Adieu to you, good sir!"

Depends on how dramatic you're feelin'.

>>69093
"I'm sorry, Claude, but we both need a break. It will be good for us... in the long run.

"I'll be waiting in the car, Tangy."

>>69093
Stall. We need time to guess whats the right thing. What do you know about this soap? You worked before? You did any character for it before??

We need to assess the situation! Last case scenario, take Tangy away. Is the dramatic thing to do.

>>69098
This.

"Let the girls have a night out. You look like a strong capable man with manly arms."

Claude... Fuck off. I won't let you hurt my cousin any longer!

>>69093
"I'm sorry, Claude - but if you want your wife back, you've got to learn to stop feeling sorry for yourself and move past the accident. Let's go, Tangy."

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)16:28 No. 69107 ID: fb5d8e
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Goldie has no time to think! She has to respond right away!

>"..I'll be waiting in the car, Tangy."

Reaver 2009/10/23(Fri)16:29 No. 69108 ID: fb5d8e
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Phew! That was intense.
Goldie hopes she managed to bring the scene to a successful end.

>>69108
Brace for directorial chew out session.

>>69108
B ... bail!

You did great kid. Now we just have to wait around and recieve our offer for a full part.

>>69108
Ask Director if we did okay, and when we'll get paid.

Reaver 2009/10/24(Sat)13:10 No. 69131 ID: fb5d8e
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>Brace and wait.
Goldie braces herself for either a massive scolding or a full-time job offer!

>animated

>>69131

ohshi-

>>69131

...How the hell?

>>69131
get off the set?

>>69131
Freak out.

>>69131
Oh it's from the... show?

Welcome to the show! Enjoy your stay. Or don't. Doesn't matter, you're not getting out of here no matter what you do.

Go wait in the car like you said you would.

Examine and take note of your surroundings.

UNFLAPPABLE!

Go to the car, THEN freak out. A set of car keys didn´ spawned in your pocket, did they? ... or is your bike nearby?

I hope the bike´s near, it was cool.