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614200 No. 614200 ID: 9dd1ee

this is a story about a space marine commander

which of the 18 glorious legions does he hail from?
50 posts omitted. Last 50 shown. Expand all images
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No. 615952 ID: 2ec61a

shatter that orb, it is obviously the source of these foul energies.
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No. 615970 ID: 7e4b54

>>615751
Oh geez, this is hard one, but I think for the best results you should leave behind two captains and three tactical marines. Spreading the points around if you will.
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No. 616102 ID: 9dd1ee
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Captain Broom and his marines smash the orb, killing the foul xenos for good . . . maybe

Captain Broom: "Honorable battle brother are you alright?"

Sergeant Plasmius: "Yes honorable brother captain! the scarabs inside my brain are also dead"

All of a sudden a nearby mountain explodes, An Invincible Necron Monolith! How will Broom deal with this new threat?
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No. 616103 ID: 742b4a

EXTERMINATUS
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No. 616105 ID: 2ec61a

nothing is invincible to space marines as long as you believe in the emperor! for terra, charge!
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No. 616107 ID: 9396da

Don't you have a vehicle bigger than a mountain?

I think you do..
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No. 616113 ID: b66bbe

Advance to future victory!

(retreat)
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No. 616123 ID: 5f402f

Challenge it to single combat.
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No. 616290 ID: 59a843

We destroy that and all this is over! CHARGE!
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No. 616311 ID: 3f0c1b

Brother Swag had Devastator Marines correct? They should be perfect for dealing with something like this.
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No. 616348 ID: 5869f6

>>616102
Call for anti-armor support!
INITIATE ATTACK PROTOCOL TWENTY-THREE!
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No. 616351 ID: 6aacb0

It is in air and you are on the ground. There's only one choice for assaulting this accursed xenos construct. Strike from the skies, brother! Steel Rain!
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No. 616625 ID: 9dd1ee
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ThousandSon Mid: "Brother Captain perhaps we should withdraw and utilise your strike cruiser's orbital strike?"

Captain Broom: "perhaps the insight of the sons of magnus is merely rumor, for you seem to have mistaken me for a son of Alpharius!"

ThousandSon Fynx: "oooooo! though art burned brother Mid"

Captain Broom: "Nay! we are the sons of Guilliman, And we march for Macragge!"

The Ultramarine echo the warcry and all the Space marines charge the Monolith

Seargant Seals: "Brother Captain! I've made a hole with my power fist!"
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No. 616626 ID: 2ec61a

lead the charge into it and battle their leader from within their foul craft.
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No. 616627 ID: 14bb8a

Enter the hole! We shall take this fight to it! Directly inside.
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No. 616628 ID: 687279

Lead with some multimelta.
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No. 616675 ID: 9dd1ee
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Captain Broom: "Multi-Melta bearing brother, lead the charge!"

ThousandSon Kasun: "I wish my existance was defined beyond the weapon I carry . . ."

Captain Broom: "We march for Macragge! Battles Brothers!"

the marines charge in and defeat minor resistance

Sergeant Seals: "Brother Captain! some manner of energy conduit!"
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No. 616688 ID: d88e0c

>>616675
use power fist on conduit
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No. 616701 ID: 9396da

Lick it.
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No. 616704 ID: 2ec61a

yes, xeno energy conduits. destroy it! follow the source of the energy to find the generator. to also destroy.
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No. 616783 ID: 9dd1ee
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Captain Broom: "Destroy it Brother sergeant Seals"

Seals punches the conduit, it shatters and the room fills with green lightning and the whole vehicle begins to shudder
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No. 616790 ID: dd4ed3

Perhaps you should leave the device to its death throes.
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No. 616795 ID: 82c018

Walk away from the explosion.
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No. 616801 ID: 2ec61a

cool guys don't look at explosions.
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No. 616824 ID: 9dd1ee
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>cool guys don't look at explosions.
as the space marines walk away from the disintegrating inferno that used to be the monolith, not a single one looks at the explosion
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No. 616843 ID: 2ec61a

excellent. now consult with swag about any remaining enemy forces.
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No. 618859 ID: bbc9e1

Check your apothecary's narthecium for sedatives. For... research purposes.

Also check on our brothers left behind with civilians.
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No. 618876 ID: 9dd1ee
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Captian Broom: "Brother Champion Buckler fetch me brother captain swag, I would have words of tactics with my fellow commander."

Champion Buckler: "he is not among our number honorable brother captain"

Broom thinks and cannot remember swag's presence at any point during the battle

Sergeant Seals: "Five of his devastator marines are also absent, their sergeant among them"

Captain Broom: " . . . Is it possible they were slain brother apothecary?"

Apothecary Toilet: "Negative, I saw no bodies to attend to, perhaps they went to inspect the safety of the humans?"

Captain Broom: " . . . perhaps, let us attend to Veteran Spork and see for ourselves"

Broom leads the marines to the brothers left behind with the humans
on the way he questions the apothecary


Captain Broom: "Have you any sedatives among your equipment brother apothecary?"

Apothecary Toilet: "I do honorable brother Captain"

they arrive at the destination
Swag is not there

Captain Broom: "Report battle brother"

Brother Scopus: "The Eldar counter attacked as, over two hundred in number and though we slew all we saw, we lost 3 imperial citizens."

Captain Broom: " . . .you saw these citizens die?"

Brother Scopus: "No honorable brother captain, yet they are no longer among the original number so surely that was their fate."

Captain Broom: "anything else to report?"

Brother Scopus: "Veteran Spork and Brother Flamarus have been injured."
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No. 618877 ID: 69ab8d

>we lost 3 imperial citizens
I see 3 honorable imperial citizens right there. How many did we start with?

>Veteran Spork and Brother Flamarus have been injured
The apothecary shall tend to them.
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No. 618992 ID: 9dd1ee
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Apothecary Toilet patches up Spork and Flamarus

Captain Broom: "Battle brother I see quite a number of of imperial citizens behind you, are you certain they are not all here?"

Brother: "Yes Captain, originally I counted forty citizens we are now down to thirty seven."
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No. 618997 ID: 69ab8d

Ask the citizens if they know what fate befell their missing brethren. Did they fall in battle?
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No. 619017 ID: 687279

Interrogate the other Thousand Sons marines. Where is their captain? He was acting strangely, and so were some civilians with him. Could it be they are goofing off somewhere?
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No. 619038 ID: bbc9e1

TO SEWERS!!!
...or other underground structure they have, almost every foul plan had taken place beneath the surface of loyal and trustful planets of Imperum of Man.

Also, what planet is this? What around us?
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No. 619047 ID: 8f3b8c

clearly Veteran Spork deserves yet another promotion
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No. 619057 ID: 9dd1ee
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Captain Broom: "Excellent work veteran Spork, I grant thee terminator honors for thine valiant deeds

Veteran Spork: "You honor me honorable brother captain!

Brother Flamarus: "honor you do not deserve 'brother', I too was injured yet no honors were bestowed to me."

Captain Broom: "Shut thine mouth Brother Flamarus!"

ThousandSon Fynx: "oooooo! though art burned brother Flamarus!"

Brother Flamarus: "Shut thine mouth thousand son, lest you invoke from me true fire"

Captain Broom: "Thousand son, where has your captain run off too"

ThousandSon Fynx: "I cannot tell you what I do not know, Sergeant Peeps however did take half our squad to a nearby temple under the statement of "rooting out xenos" however with Sergeant Peeps that could mean a couple of things."

Captain Broom: "Hmmm interesting, citizens do you know what happened to your missing three?"

Spireguard Horus: "before dee Eldar attacked, three of Cap'n Swags 'aids' left to look for'm, apparently he fergot sumpin"
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No. 619066 ID: 9a8629

shut the fuck up, Flamarus, nobody likes you.

march towards the temple while singing the Imperial Anthem. that exists, right?
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No. 619205 ID: 69ab8d

Do you know what it was he forgot, citizens?

Perhaps this means the missing citizens yet live, if they were away when the battle was joined.
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No. 619222 ID: 687279

>>619057
Ask what "couple of things" means.
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No. 620374 ID: 9dd1ee
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Captain Broom: "Do you know what it was he forgot, citizen?"

Spireguard Horus: "Oi'm afraid not m'lord"

Captain Broom: "Unfortunate, Brother Fynx Take us to the temple"

Broom and his marines travel to the temple
on the way he questions Fynx further


Captain Broom: "you spoke earlier that 'with Sergeant Peeps that could mean a couple of things.'"

Thousandson Fynx: "I may have said something of the sort."

Captain Broom: "What did you mean by that?"

Thousandson Fynx: "well you see, Sergeant Peeps has this um 'thing' for birds . . ."

Captain Broom: "ah the noble Aquila! truly it is among the greatest of the Emperor's symbols, his love for our lord must truly be great indeed."

Thousandson Fynx: "right . . ."

Captain Broom: "Let us all chant the hymns of aquila, let us not be out shown by our good sergeant shall we?"

and so the marines chant until they reach the temple

Thousandson Fynx: "well here we are captain"

Thousandson Zeez: "Fynx you have betrayed our mission, Knowledge is power, you would do well to guard it."

Thousandson Fynx: "better than to forget knowledge, as you have forgotten the Ultramarines are our allies."

Thousandson Zeez: " . . ."

Thousandson Fynx: "I'll give you a moment to recover from such harsh burns"

Brother Flamarus: "I do not trust these Thousand sons Captain"

Captain Broom: "be quiet brother Flamarus your own status within the Legion is already pause for question"

Thousandson Fynx: "for the squads flamer bearer Flamarus you seem to take more heat then you give."

Brother Flamarus: "I swear one more word and I'll cave in your skull!"

Captain Broom: "Enough Flamarus!, thousand sons let us pass"

Thousandson Zeez: "I have orders to keep you out, Sergeant Peeps was most adamant."

Thousandson Niles: "indeed!"
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No. 620383 ID: a0ee0b

Do not take 'no' for an answer, but for a question.
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No. 620385 ID: 687279

>>620374
Ask them what knowledge they guard.
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No. 620474 ID: 9dd1ee
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Captain Broom: "You have orders to keep out a fellow astartes, a captain no less from a xenos temple?"

Thousandson Niles: "Correct!"

Captain Broom: "Why is that?"

Thousandson Zeez: "Sergeant Peeps did not feel the need to give me that knowledge."

Captain Broom: "do you not find that odd?"

Thousandson Fynx: "To be fair 'odd' describes most of Sergeant Peeps' actions"

Captain Broom: "you claim to guard knowledge, yet you seem to have none to protect."

Thousandson Zeez: "Regardless, we cannot let you pass!"

The Thousand sons seem less certain
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No. 620479 ID: 687279

>>620474
Tell them that you are quite sure there should be no valid reason to keep you out. You must know what pressing need their sergeant had to eschew his duty to the emperor. If it is important enough, perhaps you can even help!

If they won't budge threaten to shoot your way in.
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No. 620509 ID: a18f15

Sergeant Peeps ordered you to prevent all from entering, or us specifically? (The latter would qualify as unusual).
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No. 620534 ID: 3f0c1b

Ask if he has seen Captain Swag or his 'aids'.
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No. 630147 ID: 9dd1ee
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Captain Broom: "Where you specifically told not to Let us in or to not let anyone in?"

Thousandson Niles: "ummm . . ."

Thousandson Zeez: "What ever one makes you go away!"

Captain Broom: "That is unfortunate, as we must pass, let us through or we will have no choice but to destroy you."

Thousanson Zeez: "We will die in our duty!"

The space marines all draw arms

Thousandson Niles: "Wait!"

Thousandson Zeez:"what is it? can't you see we're about to die horribly for a pointless order?"

Thousandson Niles: "But Zeez, If I fire my plasma cannon it might scatter back onto us, it would be humiliating!"

Captain Broom: "Hmm such a death is no fate for one of the emperors Astartes."

Thousandson Zeez: "Indeed, It seems fighting will be impossible, we have no choice but to let you pass Ultramarine."

Broom and his marines enter the Temple

Thousandson Zeez: "Come on brother, we best keep an eye on them."
Zeez and Niles follow

* * *
Broom and his marines come across 'Sergeant' Peeps

Psyker Isis: "Must I really wear this silly headress while I polish your armour? M'lord"

Sergeant Peeps: "YES! IT IS ESSENTIAL! AND IT'S NOT SILLY!"
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No. 630151 ID: bd8b82

while you admit that that style of helmet is rather bird like, this seems to be taking it a bit far.
cough loudly to get their attention.
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No. 630240 ID: 5db52c

...quietly sneak back outside like the lumbering mountains of metal you are. He didn't hear you approach, he shouldn't hear you go.
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No. 630440 ID: 84588e

Shout greetings right into his ear, like a fellow Astartes would do!
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No. 630473 ID: dc80c5

>>630147
Greet him and say you admire his dedication to the great Aquila symbol.
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