>>621579
Ok, you NEED to use this line. Not kidding, this is seriously important:
"I am large, I contain multitudes."

Put the sexy voice back on!

" An incubus? Me? Oh no, never. ... Close, but no."

I'm just super curious how lit girl would react to that reveal. :)

Guys I don't think she said incubus, that's the mindreading thing popping up. It's in bold and italics, the quote is just on the wrong side of it.

>>621610
Actually she did say Incubus then thought it a few moments later. >>621578

>>621612
Oh derp.

Oh and now who's the prude? Hypocrisy is unbecoming.

Ooohh, tell me about your Hidden Love.

>>621588
Perhaps your intuition is correct, and I am a incubus, here to take your virtue, strip you of inhibitions, and fulfill all of your pruriency. A demon, who can be overcome by the Angelic Salutation, able to subject your body to such profane pleasure that I enthrall your mind and soul. If true, make the Sign of the Cross, or you will scream, but not in the fashion you envisaged.

>>621579
"Why, yes, I AM an incubus. How did you know? Was it the voice? Yeah, that is one unholy voice. I hope you don't dislike, I've worked really hard perfecting it. I can read your mind, baby. For real. Not joking."

Throw her into a magical adventure.

>>621579
Okay, maybe we're being a little too assertive. Take it down a notch, lose the voice too. Tell her that you're into romance, but you're not picky about the genre of the book you read. Say also into all them famous authors from the old and new days, such as

Edgar Allan Poe
George Orwell
Mark Twain
Stephen King
J.K Rowling

are among your 'favourites'. But recently you have not had much time to read unfortunately.

Name dropping might work. OH! Also make sure you apologize for that whole hugging thing, you're just a hugger.

>>621641
I think all of those authors might be a bit too mainstream for her. But, who knows, speaking of important but less popular works could earn points with her.

>>621606
>>621635
>>621634
This is hilarious and all but you realize we have a 50/50 chance of it working and her being intrigued/aroused or she runs away to later appear on the news. (i still think we should do it though.)

Ask her how many gods she knows of.

>>621670
Nobody is going to believe her, and it would be fun either way. I'm sure Pantsu would approve.

>>621641
Nah man, you gotta name drop some eclectic postmodern undergrad bullshit, the type that gets all the Literature Majors gesticulating.

David Foster-Wallace, Don DeLillo, Jonathan Safran-Foer, Margerat Atwood and some Angela Carter or Toni Morrison. Or the animal version of those people.

"Whoops, I suppose I can't continue with the extent of surreptitiousness i was using before~"

Even if no one would believe her that we were an Incubus the media could probably find a way to turn it into a circus with some news story "Are our children worshiping the sexy forces of Satan?" if today turns out to be a slow news day, or there could in fact be that one crazy person who does believe her and risks their career to expose us. We wouldn't want the news media chasing us around while we either steal or seduce women into giving us their panties.

>>621952
I don't think any news station is going to air a story based entirely around one eccentric girls unbelievable encounter with a mind reader.

>>621606
Go for that, Even knowing what an incubus is means she has some interest in the occult. If she knows you can read her mind and thinks you're a seductive daemon She'd probably give your milkbone a gnaw right there. Say you need her panties for hexing a dumber girl with a richer social life.

>>620273
Aren't snickerdoodles made with nutmeg?

>>621579
Wait a moment!
Olive’s glasses are red. Why are her glasses red? So far in this quest mostly things have been consistently colorless except for: panties, magic stuff, special effects, and blushing. There was also that page in Emy’s journal. Is this significant? Am I just over analyzing?

>>622703
I don't know. The more I think of it the more it seems like it was just an artistic decision to differentiate the character more. Unless she's magic in some way, Maybe vying for the god title too, maybe there was more than one contest tournament-style that we didn't know about?


...Maybe... They're plastic frames made from recycled material that just happened to be recycled from the elastic waistbands in discarded panties.

All I know for sure is that my dick won't be able to move until this continues.

>>623095
Mine won't STOP moving.

>>621579
Oh shit she CALLED YOU OUT

Deny it with some high-fancy talkin' boy!

Orion 2015/02/11(Wed)21:11 No. 624800 ID: b58dc5
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>"Perhaps your intuition is correct, and I am a incubus, here to take your virtue, strip you of inhibitions, and fulfill all of your pruriency. A demon, who can be overcome by the Angelic Salutation, able to subject your body to such profane pleasure that I enthrall your mind and soul. If true, make the Sign of the Cross, or you will scream, but not in the fashion you envisaged."

"I kn-knew it! You're just a savage sex demon here to strip me of my virtues...my pure intentions!"

>"Well, I was here to get books originally...but now since I've found you..."

"Hey! I-If...If you're gonna be all weird at least keep it down. This is a library."

>"If we need to be quiet, we may want to move somewhere else...I did promise I would make you scream..."

Orion 2015/02/11(Wed)21:11 No. 624801 ID: b58dc5
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"What's going on here?"

"Oh, got into a serious discussion over the point of death of important characters in books. That lead into a weird discussion over mythological creatures and monsters and their motivations. Cyclops, Minotaurs, Incubi, Archangels, etc."

You know how you get really into a book sometimes? She was sad about a favorite character dying so we got to talking about literature.

Sorry if we got a little loud.

>"What's going on here?"
Literary and theological discussion, miss.

>>624801
"Lines from a rewrite of Dante's Inferno. Sorry, should we play somewhere else?"

>>624801
You're just re-enacting lines from a trashy romance novel. Enthralled by the Incubus, wasn't it?

>>624801
Sorry, were we a little loud? We were conversing over a book and I thought it would be funny to reenact a few scenes. I'll make sure to keep the noise down.

I don't know if this would work.

"Oh you know... books n' shit."

Woohoo threesome!

We were discussing some of the more forbidden parts of literature.

Just acting out a small improvised play.

..Should've probably not done it in a library.

>>624800
Hold up!
"Hey! I-If...If you're gonna be all weird at least keep it down. This is a library."

That settles it, She's not nuts and wants what's in your nuts.

As for the intrusion, Do what f5baae said.

"Excuse me, I thought this was the romance section."

Go with the dragon form. At least eventually

Tell her you weren't serious, but if she wants to do stuff you'll do it.

Bequeath thy cock unto thou!

>>624801
"A beautiful young lady and a garrulous man being altogether too loud. We apologize."

>>625151
fair enough.

you were looking for a book or something

Grab the panties and run unless it's tiger lady in which case turn on the sedution

>>628419
They're both wearing pants, though.

attempt to score double panties. do it.

>>628631
now, now, one at a time. We might end up losing both if going for both.

yo did orion died

Orion 2015/03/22(Sun)22:20 No. 630398 ID: 76c67f
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>"Oh we were just talking about books! Sorry, were we being loud?"

"Gosh. Now you're getting me into all sorts of trouble. Escort yourself out of the building."

>"I'm sure that's the opposite of what you want."

"Geh...!"

Orion 2015/03/22(Sun)22:21 No. 630399 ID: 76c67f
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You know. Now that I think about it...I could get this librarian's panties. She's pretty nice looking...how hard can it be? This place is practically abandoned.

"Just don't be too loud. I can hear you from the first floor, goodness."

"I'm really sorry, ma'am..."

"Hmph, it's not a huge problem. Not like there's anyone in here, anyways..."

"Aren't there a few people downstairs?"

"Yes, but not nearly as many as what we used to have..."

>"People just don't appreciate good literature."

"Quite right. Anyways, I'll let you two alone to...read..."

>>630399
"You could join in, if you want ~ ヮ •́ "

A three-way reading session would certainly be beneficial.

>>630400
seconding that, what could go wrong?

Good, now apologize for your behavior to the girl.

Becoming a sort of incubus has changed you quite a bit and made you almost completely distant to the needs and wants of others. If you are unhappy with your service, please call this number. Ronald the Incubus Incorporated would appreciate your feedback. A complimentary free burger and shake coupon code will follow the survey. We value all of our customers.

And give her YOUR number.
She's too in-confident to get rid of it Ron. Too curious. You've laid the lure.

>>630400
or that.
Might insult the meganekko behind you but by all means try.

>>630399
"Would you like to... Read... with us?"

Don't forget you can read minds! See what she thinks of you first, only ask her to join in if there's any bit of interest.

If she's not interested, leave her for later.

>>630449
Im gonna agree with mindreading first, but im all for trying for both.

>>630464
I'm not saying we shouldn't try for both, just that it depends whether we should go for both at once or one at a time.

>>630449
>>630464
We don't actually have control over who's mind we read and when we read it.

Regardless of what happens, it would probably be a good idea to mention sometime soon that before you get down to boinkin', you need a contract, sealed with a kiss. False, of course, but it fits with your facade and it'd let you get a read on what glasses girl thinks of you.

bird in the hand. intent readers of romance literature may not tolerate someone who doesn't seem to be taking this seriously. not saying don't go for both, but tread carefully. maybe make her jealous.

Orion 2015/03/23(Mon)21:23 No. 630590 ID: 76c67f
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>"You can join us if you want. Doubt you have much to do downstairs."

"As much as I would love to snuggle down with a good book, I need to organize a few things in the office. Now that I think about it...you could leave this girl alone and help me downstairs if you're so bored." ...is he too stupid...?

"Yes. If you could abandon my person, I would appreciate it very much. Mmhmm."

But we were just getting to the good part. We can not leave until we are finished, for what use is there in a wasted opportunity? After that then we can discus the matter of dismissal of your person if that is what you still desire. Also to the dear librarian, rest assured you will no longer have any trouble from us and that our meeting of you was a splendid treat indeed.

>>630590
"Haha, yeah aight. Sorry for being a creep by the way, kinda got caught up in the weird story you started weaving for me."
Seriously, think we went JUUUUST a bit overboard there.

Ron...
Be careful.
She might be another contestant that was in another tier from you and Alecks.

She knows, Ron.
She knows. But not about the mind reading. Ask her if you've seen her before. A common friend in an energetic chinchilla?

Guys I think she needs some of those fancy words we were throwing around earlier.

Don't look at me, I'm not in the mood.

Well, we should stay with Olive, it's not like the librarian will have any less to do later. However, Olive will probably be freed from our grasp if we go help the librarian off.

Let's say we appreciate the offer, but no thanks.

He is too stupid, yes. Ron, the librarian just all but confirmed Red Glasses wants the D.

Come on man, don't be daft.

>>630633
"...But here's my number if you'd like to pick this up later."
because shit, why not

>>622607
I've never heard of nutmeg in snickerdoodles. They're pretty much just sugar cookies rolled in cinnamon sugar.

>>630651
>>630646
Brevity is the source of wit.
Simply turn to Olive and say
"... Excellent..."

>>630590
Give Olive your number, go with the librarian for now. But be careful in case she's trouble.

Turn back to Olive, smile, and say:
“I’ve already informed you how to banish me from your presence.”

Back in the whole 'perhaps i’m a incubus' speech 2 ways were mentioned to banish a incubus.

>>630687
This seems right.

Deal with glasses upstairs, then go after librarian downstairs.

Those are definitely two sets of pants you need to get yourself into.

>...is he too stupid...?
My best guess is she's wondering if we're too stupid to notice that she basically gave us implicit permission to "...read" up here. (No one around, or downstairs, just keep it down). Making a pass at her, or ignoring our companion to do so, does seem stupid in that light. (Although we're partially doing it to get a rise out of her, anyways).

Seems to fit better than her wondering if we're too stupid to follow her.

So... if we've got implicit permission for explicit action, we might as well act, promptly and licentiously.

No matter how hot that librarian is, you don't stop in the middle and switch girls, no way.

Tell her you'll keep quiet and go back to this borderline inappropriate hitting on.

Stick with the girl for now. You can always go bother the librarian after.

Orion 2015/03/25(Wed)20:54 No. 630995 ID: 76c67f
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>"Nah, I'll just stay here. You go do the organization without me~"

"Very well. Have fun, don't be too loud. If I hear one peep out of you, I'm kicking you out."

The librarian left.

"Are you persistant on being annoying today? I thought I made it quite clear that your company is not welcome, you incubus."

>"Come on, am I really that bad?"

"Yes."

Hmm, alright. So...we need to get this girl's panties. But how? She's acting all coy and stuff...we're running out of time, too. Is it okay to just take her panties in a public setting?

"I'm trying to enjoy the calming experience of reading a book in a small library. Is that too complicated for your testosterone-infected brain to comprehend?"

>>630995
You like the calming experience of a book, but what about around you? I offer you the thrill of the unknown.

I need your help to become more powerful. Yes, the act is seemingly lewd, but not actually what you think incubus do. It will push me forward towards becoming something incredible. There are other incubus's out there, succubi too. Have you heard of the panty thief from the newspaper? I succubus I stopped just last night. Not a mere pervert, but a power hungry sadist, driven for justice in a cruel world.

I offer you a chance to live through the plot one of your books, to see and know the weird, perhaps engage in a journey with me.

Please, think of a password right now. Getting the password right is but one of the weird tricks I have access to once I've started on the path for power. I will gain more as I grow in power. Heck, do multiple passwords. I will guess them all. All you need is to merely think them.

Join me. Become a protagonist instead of a reader.

>>631006
I have the oddest feeling she'll want to stay a reader.

But this is better than any idea I have other than maybe flat out asking what's so bad about you and following up with the casual reminder "girls like bad boys" as though that's not a stupid thing to say.

you aren't even asking for sex just her underwear.

Ask if she'd rather keep reading about it, or if she'd rather maybe experience it herself. Tell her if she really wants to be free of you, just make the sign of the cross and you will leave.

>>630995
Maybe you should go and check the librarian lady. I mean, she SEEMS to have some interest in you.

You know when I first walked by you were hardly in a calm mood.

I saw a girl who was really passionate about her reading. Someone who got so into the story it felt real.

So I figured maybe that girl might be worth getting to know better.

But if you would prefer to avoid real life romance and get everything from a book instead I could go find another section of the library to browse.

>>630995
Note: If the librarian comes to kick you out, at least try to be nice and try to help Olive stay because honestly, you will probably be the fault of getting kicked out if it happens.

But of course, let's try not to get kicked out.

Aha! But an incubus will not leave without getting what it came for, namely your panties!

Fuck it. Kiss her. Then take her by the hand and lead her somewhere a lil more out of the way. If she resists let her go and go mack on the librarian.

>Is that too complicated for your testosterone-infected brain to comprehend?
If I may be so bold, it is no I who appears afflicted with an infection of desire. (Referring to her blush). Why, your symptoms have progressed to feverish.

...And I understand we're meant to be silent. (The approach here is she has to pretend not to be interested in us slash respond to our advances while we get her off).

>give her an out
If she really wants an out, all she has to do is walk away. Past the end of those shelves. When she turns back, we'll have disappeared.

But is that really what she wants...?

>also
Do we want to use the voice? It might be a good way to tell if this is a game for her or if she really wants us gone.

>>631014
Two hands in the bush is a worth a bird in the... okay, I forget where I was going with that, but the point is don't get greedy. Follow up on your current prospect before chasing a new one.

>>630995
Ask her why, then, is she still sitting with you?
If she just walked away, we (probably) wouldn't try to pursue her.

voice all the way here.

Tell her you will only leave her alone if she
goes on a date with you. In a fancy worded way. With the voice.

>I'm trying to enjoy the calming experience of reading a book in a small library
Offer to let her enjoy the book at the same time as she's enjoying something else.

Just ask for her panties in exchange for leaving her in peace.

Take off her glasses and say some jive shit about how nice her eyes are.

I'm thinking if you can get her to submit (or just not resist, whatever), you could work your way up to oral, and take off her panties in the process. Pocket them while she's distracted, finish her off, then say something like "If you want more, call me" and give her your number. Then walk off with her panties. She won't realize what happened until it's too late, or not care.

Then you can go hit on the librarian. (maybe wash your face first)

She says 'calming,' but she was getting pretty worked up over that plot twist. Point out the contradiction and offer to lick away the nectar of her baser desires so she can calm all the way down and concentrate properly on the scholarship you so rudely interrupted. Remove panties for oral, pocket them, abscond while she's distracted by afterglow.

>>630590
>you could leave this girl alone and help me downstairs
Why do I only now notice this?

>>643707
necro-ing is bad mkay?