Welcome, To the land of SNOZ- You have crushed beneath you the wicked witch of the weast (which so happens to be the good one) and are now a murderer. Soon the gumdrop police will capture you and sentence you to your crime! You must escape before the SNOZ gets you!

Dig the witch out and loot her corpse for usable tools / body parts.

Hey, it was an accident. If you're going to be a looter, you may as well loot everything.

Make a shank immediately, life in OZ is dangerous.

>>612390
Wellll... if that was the wicked witch of the west, you should obviously go east to find the center of the land.

teabag witch

Take a shortcut and just clack the shoes together immediately

>>612390
Wow how mean, you didn't even check if she was still alive or pull her out of the ground before skipping to larceny.

You have the slippers, so it is time to look for a sentient scarecrow!

Take the striped stockings.

Alright, now, this is important: did you get a tracking number for the tablet? If so, click heels together and chant "there's no place like the warehouse containing package" and then the number.

Orion 2014/12/16(Tue)12:13 No. 612424 ID: a81751
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Since Oz is a dangerous place, I craft myself a wooden shank to fend off any monsters. Guess I should head East then, assuming this is the Witch of the West...unless I killed the wrong witch...OH WELL IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

come across a scare crow.

(note that I did not say scarecrow).

Obtain currency, ignore witches.

>>612445
Come across a scarecrow.

>>612445
Come across a square brow.

>>612445
Cum across a scarecrow.

Find the biggest baddest dragon.

Come across a smoking caterpillar.

Why not mix Wonderland and Oz?

Find the two girls (you know who I'm talking about) and merge them into one body with two heads with your phone.

>>612463
Find two girls from The Shining "Come play with us, Orion"

>>612424
summon the help of Abel, somehow

Orion 2014/12/16(Tue)16:40 No. 612508 ID: 0eaf76
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Suddenly I come across a strange smell. It smells awful actually. Oh god what the hell is that. Is it that weird bug thing over there? A...smoking caterpillar...? Wait am I in Wonderland or Oz?!

Collect super mushroom, grow, then start breaking blocks with your head, Super Mario style.

Neither, you are in IMAGINE NATION!
That or while you were spinning you hit your head pretty badly.

>>612508
Neither, you're in a After-School Special meant to teach kids why drugs are BAD.

>>612508
You probably hit your head while landing and are actually in a coma.

Regardless ask that caterpiller what is up and what is he smoking.

>>612615
Yeah, I think that's a good explanation.

Try doing mental exercises to heal your concussion or coma.

Like using your mind to summon bigger fish.

OH! Or, how about you use your mental powers to get rid of the blue lines that seem to have followed you everywhere?

Also, you may want to wake up before someone steals your new tablet.

>>612508
shank that bitch!

blow smoke rings with the caterpillar

Tell him larvae shouldn't smoke.

God dammit! You fell of the chair while you were spinning and now you're in a coma.
Lets just pray you don't wake up to zombies.

Orion 2014/12/17(Wed)19:57 No. 612824 ID: 0eaf76
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Wait...am I in a coma? God damnit. This better be like Sword Art Online and I find some hottie to whisk me away to fight super villains. But sadly, I'll just smoke a blunt with the caterpillar...hmm...this isn't really doing anything. I just feel kind of mad.

Then challenge the caterpillar to a game of wits! Perhaps even five games of wits!

And after you win or lose, punch him in the face.

Don't wait for Kirito to come save you. Be the Kirito. Dual wield blunts.

>>612824
Interrogate the caterpillar. Demand to know where you are. Also maybe where to get some hamburgers.

>>612824
Use MAD to summon elves. Get more mad. Mad about the elves.

I've told you to shank him!
loot all his stuff too!

Orion 2014/12/18(Thu)09:05 No. 612903 ID: 987d42
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That's right... I AM MY OWN KIRITO! Quickly, I grab another stick and fashion it into a shank for A DOUBLE SWORD COMBO! Boom! That caterpillar is DEAD. Eh....there's nothing to loot but a half-smoked blunt, though...

take it's antenna . everyone knows that you sell random ass body parts for cash.

>>612906
Screw the antenna, take it's scent glands!

Oh, and be careful about the hairs. Wikipedia says they have venom. Who knows what they'll do in your own mind.

>>612903
If you pray hard enough and believe in yourself, you can gain true sight to see that the blunt actually is a magical teleportation cigar allowing those to teleport while smoking it.

Or ,maybe not. I dunno. Could be.

>>612906
Wear the antenna on a silly headband.

>>612921
Or how about emptying his skull and wearing his whole head?

>>612954
Perfect.

>>612954
Empty your own skull and wear it as a helmet.

Craft a caterpillar Kigurumi.

Bury the body before any witnesses show up.

Start gathering a harem of cutiepatooties.

Paint your self with the blood of your kill... Time to go feral.

>>612977
Up vote this, it be harem time.