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577301 No. 577301 ID: 5b596d

Chapter 1:
I want to be just like my dad when I grow up.
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No. 577794 ID: 441eef

>>577789
Seconding
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No. 577823 ID: 7513f3

Sharkeesha! It's perfect.
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No. 577825 ID: 76b151

I like Izzy a great deal more then Sharkeesha so thirding Izzy.
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No. 577832 ID: 5b596d

and no one else likes Jaya?
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No. 577845 ID: f28bf6

Jaya it is!
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No. 577854 ID: 5b596d
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577854

last part for this weekend. Tomorrow she stops being naked.
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No. 577858 ID: 7f9410

>>577854
Look around. All I see is... well, nothing really.
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No. 577860 ID: 321d85

Well, I suppose it's kinda implied that our situation will be different tomorrow. But it doesn't matter, because the very first thing you should do when you wake up, regain consciousness, or make planetfall, is find and consume a blueberry shake.
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No. 577937 ID: d37a30
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577937

morning
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No. 577940 ID: 0ee153

>>577937
Acquire and consume strawberry shake. Avoid all blueberry shakes.
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No. 577941 ID: e1609c

>>577937
get out of your tank and peel off those soggy pee-jays, its time to greet the day!
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No. 577944 ID: 5869f6

>>577937
Up and at em' baby, time to start the day!
And let's do it with a smile!
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No. 577954 ID: 9ddf68

get dressed and head on out, I'm sure there's something you have to do today.
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No. 577977 ID: c7a241

>>577937
Rise and shine, sharkums.
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No. 577995 ID: 95170a

Leave tank. Suffocate.
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No. 578096 ID: d37a30
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578096

cont.
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No. 578108 ID: 9ddf68

well what do you need us for then, get ready.... and maybe get something quick to eat as you're walking out the door just so you don't get hungry at work.
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No. 578109 ID: 0ee153

>>578096
You seem to be doing pretty well on your own. Grab a strawberry shake on the way out.
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No. 578132 ID: 6780f8

Wait, but...you just got OUT of the water. Do you just want to wash off the salt water (?) or something?
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No. 578148 ID: d37a30

>>578132

How bout the fish smell?
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No. 578160 ID: 1c677c

Wait... how many showers do you need daily?
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No. 578161 ID: 943186

>>578160

poossibly many
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No. 578170 ID: 943186

They also problaby never wear makeup
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No. 578171 ID: ca0da5

>>578132
Ever slept in a vat of body oil? Even as a shark person, she's still a person, there's a chance that she secretes oils despite being a shark.
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No. 578188 ID: f0a5e4

Nice water bed ma'am. I take the hospital job is a new position? Or...have you just been late a bunch?
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No. 578245 ID: d37a30
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578245

shower time
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No. 578249 ID: 76b151

Not considering a girlfriend? Alright we'll keep that in mind. We're great matchmakers!

As a nurse\paramedic\doctor do you have any interesting patients?
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No. 578270 ID: 665fcd

Could be worse, you could be jobless and pregnant from a one night stand. Just something to think about
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No. 578290 ID: 6780f8

But...you can freakin' breathe water! And air, too, apparently. And hey, the rest of us (theoretically) have to shower in the mornings, too.
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No. 578427 ID: 5b596d
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578427

not such a big update... i slept through my evening
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No. 578428 ID: 9ddf68

and queue scene change
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No. 578438 ID: 410c24

Shark-scrubs.
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No. 578443 ID: 1c677c

Make your favorite morning drink
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No. 578445 ID: 0ee153

>>578443
Specifically, a strawberry shake.
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No. 578446 ID: 7d17a4

>>578445

look...I think it's time to shake it up
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No. 578537 ID: e1609c

>>578535
blue flavor!
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No. 578539 ID: 5b596d
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578539

Had to reupload, I was getting some weird pixel noise on one of the frames
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No. 578542 ID: 76b151

Can't go wrong with strawberry.
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No. 578544 ID: 0ee153

>>578539
Blueberry.
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No. 578546 ID: dc4b80

It's a trap! Grab one in each hand and start sucking those straws!
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No. 578566 ID: 1c677c

Strawberry
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No. 578569 ID: 189a54

>>578539
Go for broke, snatch both and get out of there while alternating which you drink from.
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No. 578570 ID: 9ddf68

drink both to get the best of both worlds BUT BE CAREFUL OF BRAINFREEZES
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No. 578581 ID: 5b596d
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578581

why make choices
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No. 578582 ID: 189a54

>>578581
Tough it out girl, take another slurp! This might be the best thing that will happen to you today!
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No. 578588 ID: 5b596d
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578588

infinite regret
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No. 578589 ID: 9ddf68

well the good news is you're now fully awake. Time to go to work.
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No. 578593 ID: 0ee153

>>578588
Time to get to work. Press your tongue against your palate to help with the brain freeze.
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No. 578594 ID: 410c24

Hahaha, the cure for brain-freeze is to slow down, not to shovel the ice in faster!

>>578589
But yes, at least you're awake now.
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No. 578664 ID: 5b596d
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578664

gtg
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No. 578670 ID: 189a54

>>578664
Drive/swim/however you get around safely, it's a dangerous place out there. You'll thank me for that brainfreeze later, when your now-sharpened senses save you from something crazy.
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No. 578672 ID: 410c24

To the shark-mobile!

...or public transit. Or the sidewalk. You know, depending on how you get around and how far it is.
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No. 578673 ID: 0ee153

Begin doing cartwheels.
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No. 578677 ID: 9ddf68

well now off to work. Let's see what today will bring you huh.
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No. 578682 ID: 73dcf0

Wait for your supervisor to pick you up.
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No. 578698 ID: 5b596d
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578698

shitshitshitshit
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No. 578699 ID: 9ddf68

uhhhh... the fuck?
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No. 578700 ID: 5b596d

>>578699
someone never ran late to work before =P
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No. 578701 ID: 189a54

>>578698
Well that's one way to get to work. Make sure you don't run through traffic, getting to a job on time's not worth your life.
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No. 578736 ID: 30235f

Take the shortest route
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No. 578749 ID: 410c24

>>578736
That doesn't take you through rape-and-murder alley, at least.
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No. 578762 ID: 8a7838

Hmm, if you got injured in the crash, at least you're in the best place for it to have happened. Clock in, I guess.
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No. 578764 ID: 2c8bbe

Safe
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No. 578767 ID: 410c24

Bad shark. You're supposed to treat people at the hospital, not injure them further!
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No. 578769 ID: 5b596d
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578769

The closest thing to rape murder alley she just ran through... this neighborhood isn't that bad right?

fixed*
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No. 578770 ID: 189a54

>>578769
Apologize to whoever you probably just ran over and/or injured in your haste.
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No. 578805 ID: 95170a

>>578698
I'm a little late but i am laughing so hard at this right now.
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No. 579419 ID: 5b596d
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579419

hard day at work
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No. 579426 ID: e1609c

>>579419
Use the crosswalk, you dork! At that speed you could have easily been hit.
Also, try to stay alert in terrifying death allyway there, no telling what weirdo shit might happen.
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No. 579434 ID: 9ddf68

kid I know your tired but come on, at least look both ways, I thought for sure you were about to get creamed by a car.
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No. 579438 ID: 189a54

>>579419
First off, long day at work or not always look both ways and use a crosswalk when you can. Second, could you maybe take the long way back and not walk down an incredibly sketchy alley while extremely tired?
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No. 579701 ID: 5b596d
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579701

next
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No. 579704 ID: 76b151

Yeah, you shouldn't have called their hair silly.

Though they are trout and.... a something? I'm not sure what the boss is. Still you are a shark and you have some of the best chompers around.
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No. 579706 ID: b58751

Start backing out of the ally. If they get to close use your sharky chompers to make them stay away. Go around the block to get home and avoid allyways. You're to damn tired to care about this shit
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No. 579707 ID: 189a54

>>579701
I warned you, didn't I! Now there's nothing to do but do that weird aberrant-ass run that you did to get to work to get out of the alley the way you came and try to lose them in the streets.
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No. 579708 ID: 5b596d

>>579704
how bout bears?
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No. 579710 ID: 0ee153

Kill them.
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No. 579753 ID: a64819

Give a big, heavy sigh. Explain that you just had a long day at the hospital and would rather not go back there as a patient.

Make sure to mention hospital. It would take a HUGE dickbag to hurt someone that makes a living helping the sick.

Plus, people usually identify with someone that's just trying to get by in life.
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No. 579763 ID: 16903a

Say "their silly hair styles, yours is pretty sweet."
>>579753 then this
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No. 579801 ID: e1609c

>confirming the boys' blatant lies
lets not.
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No. 580870 ID: 5b596d
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580870

things explode stuff happens
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No. 580872 ID: 189a54

>>580870
Hold L and R, escape!
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No. 580892 ID: 24dc7a

On the downside the thugs have a sword for some reason, but on the upside it isn't a gun (or crossbow), so running the hell away seems possible as well as desirable.
Also, it wouldn't hurt to yell while you run.
(On an unrelated note, those teeth are curiously non-pointed considering everyone we have seen so far.)
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No. 580898 ID: 9ddf68

Who the fuck carries around a sword with them? Fuck this shit just run.

failing that yell
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No. 580990 ID: 1c677c

ctrl alt esc
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No. 581026 ID: 9edc38

>yell
"Is that a SWORD? Are you coming at me with a fucking SWORD? What the fuck kind of psychotic comes at people with a sword over opinions on hairstyles! Fuck this, FUCK you, I am OUT."
>hit run away, 360-moonwalk off-screen and away from these weaboo jerks.

Failing escape, pull out your scalpels and let's get surgical on these jerks. Don't kill anyone though, that would be rude.
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No. 581070 ID: 321d85

I'm going to assume that you're not secretly awesome in 1-on-3 combat.

Voting for R+L and yelling.
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No. 581088 ID: 5b596d
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581088

Looks like using the yell command it is
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No. 581106 ID: e1609c

>>581088
==>
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No. 581143 ID: 189a54

>>581088
Oh god it failed! Hold them again, don't worry about dropping gold, your life's not worth it!
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No. 581257 ID: 50338d

Well, luckily, holding l and r doesn't waste your action. You didn't give them a free hit. Although if is atb instead of turn-based we may have wasted a few seconds, but whatever.

Go to your items. You're a nurse. Are you carrying any drugs we could use on these guys?
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No. 581525 ID: 5b596d
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581525

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No. 581529 ID: 1c677c

Aim the shake at his eyes and hope he is allergic to berries.
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No. 581559 ID: b56b6c

>>581529
>throwing away the healing item
Nah.
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No. 581637 ID: 9ddf68

yell I guess...
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No. 581683 ID: 50338d

Alright, struggle already, little Magicarp. Since we apparently are out of splashes.
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No. 581684 ID: 76b151

struggle it is.

Aim for the minions. Always take minions out first.
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No. 581694 ID: 321d85

Wait, have we actually tried "yell" yet?
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No. 582239 ID: 5b596d

In the process of moving ......it may take me alittle to start back up, the next few updates are decently sized
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