put water on smoke. or ask vines to put juice on smoke.

Ground control to Major Mudy!
Your circuit's dead
There's something wrong!

Vinetits 2014/05/26(Mon)19:22 No. 576106 ID: 30489f
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I puts ground on it, it make thumm sound, round thingy fall off, other thingy climb out, thing is fuzzy, I feel want touches it.

TOUCH IT

Pet fuzzy thing on head.

lick its eye

Crush its head like sparrow's egg between your thighs

Pick it up and give it hugs and snuggles!

Vinetits 2014/05/26(Mon)20:36 No. 576130 ID: 30489f
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I touch thing, it makes noises and is very irritated but freezes, there is suddenly so many things that I know now, oh wow, the thing is an Astranian and she is called Zeed, there is also lots of other things, this is all so new.

Vinetits 2014/05/26(Mon)20:40 No. 576133 ID: 30489f
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There was a lot of noises she was worried about landing. She took pod and there were bug leach things that she thinks are scary. There was also big explosion from what she thinks is thing called self destruct and there were others but she got separated from them and shot a bug leach thing that was coming at her. All this is so interesting.

Be gentle you do not want to hurt her.

Do you know why she is here?

hmm... offer vine?

well be nice, say hi

>>576133
Sounds like this is an escape capsule. Give her some basics about how to survive on this world.

Aw, she went through all that scary stuff!

Hug her better.

Vinetits 2014/05/26(Mon)21:26 No. 576154 ID: 30489f
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Zeed was in charge of making sure paper gets worked on and things like that, She liked eating this thing called candy, candy is a sugary food that tastes good, she has lots of candy in all the pockets oh her uniform, I want candy.

Vinetits 2014/05/26(Mon)21:27 No. 576158 ID: 30489f
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Oh look one of those candy fell out and Zeed is going all limp. How do I get at the candy?

>>576158
Put Zeed on the ground and ask nicely if you can have the candy.

>>576158
I think you're hugging her neck too hard. That's not a good place to hug things.

Put her down, then try to share the candy with her. Open it, and give her a piece so she feels better, and try a piece yourself.

Let go of Zeed and grab the delicious candy!

Tug one of the jagged ends in opposite directions with your hands to take the shell of it.

Vinetits 2014/05/26(Mon)23:29 No. 576197 ID: 30489f
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I eat the candy and IT IS THE BEST THING EVER,IT IS SO GOOD I WANT MORE, I KNOW WHERE THERE IS MORE, SHE HAS MORE IN HER CLOTHES HOW SHOULD I GET MORE IT IS SO GOOD!

>>576197
Obviously you must strip-search her.

Ask if you can politely rifle through her pockets.

>>576198
this, you don't want to miss any

>>576197
no no no, the true path is to act cute, like a small animalpet

Lick the wrapper, first. You don't want to miss any!

Then beg for more. Make an adorable puppy face.

>>576198
This.

>>576198
>>576226
Tear them apart. There might be some in hidden pockets.
They seem awfully stiff and uncomfortable anyway. I'm sure she won't miss them.

HER CLOTHES ARE HUGE, THAT MEANS SHE HAS HUGE CANDY! RIP AND TEAR!

First things first! Zeed went limp, and that's a bad sign. Make sure she's OK, then you can think about getting the candy from her by acting cute...and maybe showing her important things about how to live here! If you do it right, you'll have made a new friend!

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET MORE CANDY. But the thing isn't moving, which isn't good. Is it okay? Oh, you should take it to a pod! You always feel nice and full after being in one, you should share that with the thing AND YOU WILL BE BEST FRIENDS. FOREVER.

Her clothes have a limited amount of candy, we need to wake her up so she can take us to where we can get even more.

Vinetits 2014/07/12(Sat)17:46 No. 583986 ID: 30489f
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I get more of the candy, she keeps pushing me with her feets but I smell it and bite on it and now I can taste it and IT TASTES SO GOOD and Zeed says "Wahhhh! Noooo! Get away from me!"

Hey now, don't be rude. Shouldn't deliciousness be shared for greater enjoyment?

Yell "MORE CANDY!".

No, no, don't eat her feet! How will she walk if you eat her feet? If she can't walk, she'll never be able to walk back to where more candy comes from! You'll run out!

Aha! The candy is all in her clothes! You must strip her to get candies!
...um, then give her the clothes back.

>>584007
That's not her foot, it's part of her coat. She's grabbing one of her feet.

ask why she doesn't want to share the food?

whaat 2014/07/24(Thu)21:34 No. 585712 ID: 30489f
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I try saying a thing, "I DESIRE YOUR PROCESSED CONFECTIONERY PRODUCTS!" She is now staring at me and- Ooh candy!

whaat 2014/07/24(Thu)21:35 No. 585713 ID: 30489f
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I try to get the candy but there is a thing in my mouth and it is chewy but for some reason I cant get to the candy, What do?

>>585713
Point and whine!

>>585714
seconded

There is a foot in your mouth. Unusually, among Quest protagonists, it is not your own. Remove it regardless.

move them out of the way of candy.

>>585713
Vinetits, use your power!
Call upon the forces of nature to assist you!

Grab foot in mouth, stand up, shake upside-down Zeed around to dislodge delicious CANDY, throw her to side and collect CANDY from the ground.

>>585761
This is close, but you must remember not to hurt Zeed, The Bringer of The Candy!

Your mouth is full. As long as it is full, it cannot contain candy. Rectify this. Empty mouth.

>>585736
indeed, this is situation is more than you can handle alone