whaatpattern 2014/04/01(Tue)21:14 No. 568713 ID: 30489f
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You quickly scan the object and it is indeed where the signals were coming from, but before you are able to molest it you hear noises coming from one of the doors and reflectively draw your gun.

What tozol thing will you do?

>>568713
Sidle up on next to it and use your tails to see through the door and tell what's going on in there?

use TAILSENSE to sense what is making the noise.

>>568713
beat whoever it is with the dragon dildo "artifact"

Grab the artifact and be ready to hurl it at anything coming through that door.

Grab the dragon dVIDEOGAMES and hide.

whaatpattern 2014/04/01(Tue)21:38 No. 568731 ID: 30489f
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You snatch the phallic shaped artifact and go next to the door and use your blindsight. There is a lot of movement in that hall and there is something hunched over nearest to the door that is very dense. There is also a lot of less dense things moving in the hall.

Yell "GET LOST FUCKFACE I WAS HERE FIRST"

>>568731
I think it's a tozol trying to lift open the door, and a bunch of enemies pursuing them. So open the door and provide covering fire for your ally.

fuck this shit lets get the hell out of here, set up a bunch of traps if you don't fell you're running tozoly enough and try to leave as the mission always comes first. Then have something bad happen while you're running were you'll have to do something that will involve a lot of awesome/hilarity

no way could it be a tozol, we are a tozol and broke through one of those doors in record time. f they are a tozol they are a shitty one.

whaatpattern 2014/04/01(Tue)22:05 No. 568752 ID: 30489f
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You yell "GET LOST FUCKFACE I WAS HERE FIRST?"

Someone yells back in a Tozol tongue "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

It just about slams the door into the ceiling and the Tozol shaped thing turns out to be a very irritable female Tozol with a long pony tail. She is accompanied by some very tall reptile looking aliens, they seem surprised, the Tozol seems annoyed.

>"I'M RON BURGUNDY?"
god damn it Ishi

Say "I'm on a mission to retrieve the VIDEOGAMES so you can fuck right off."

If she doesn't back down, threaten to rough up her useless sidekicks.

>>568752
Rattle off your name and designation, all that military shit. Then ask who she thinks she is. Is she hiring herself out like some sort of petty mercenary? Delivering precursor artifacts into the hands of those undeserving? Has she forgotten what it means to be a TOZOL!?

Begin to argue and swear at each other in high pitched rapid fire weasel chatter until the aliens are all rolling around, clutching their bleeding ears.

Completely fail to notice the collateral damage of your argument.

Then kiss. And subsequently apply the dragon dildo artifact on the other tozol.

a very irritable tozol oh no. we are in for it now.

punch em to assert your dominance

Secret Tozol Jitsu: Chestplate Removal Technique #69!

Snout punching is the best option here.

>>568758
Don't forget that we are a fairly irritable tozol, ourselves.

So...do you come from a high command or something? Is there any reasonable chance that the best course of action would be to hand it over, like if her division outranks yours or something? Otherwise, yeah, you keep those VIDEOGAMES on lockdown. She can go find her own, you were here first.

whaatpattern 2014/04/01(Tue)23:42 No. 568775 ID: 30489f
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You say "I am Ishi, an advance scout for my fleet and I'm on a mission to retrieve the VIDE- artifact so you can fuck right off."

She says "Im Zowl, and we were fucking here first!"

Ishi: "No you weren't I was in this room way before you!"

Zowl: "We found this shit first you fuck!"

Ishi: "What you some kinda mercenary, going to sell this shit to those that-"

Zowl: "This is a fucking salvage team I gave guns to after I heard you dumb ass kicking down a door."

...

We both punch each other in the face and then claw at each other. The lizards she had brought with her just stand and watches us. I try applying the object to her face but I loose it from my grasp and it slides across the floor. She doesnt care and we continue to take turns punching each other in the face.

whaatpattern 2014/04/01(Tue)23:44 No. 568776 ID: 30489f
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We stop fighting suddenly when there is a loud bang against one of the other doors.

God damn it is that another tozol!?

Get up and prepare to shoot anything that comes out of that door- I mean if it's not a tozol you don't want it getting the artifact.

You need to scare them away.

Yell "Oh my god JC a bomb!"

Zowl: Yell "A bomb!"

yer fucked kid. pure n' simple.

Don't lose track of the VIDEOGAMES!

Salvage Guys: Acquire popcorn and beverage. Be terrified, confused, and slightly amused.

Oh hell no, this argument was bad enough when there were only two sides. Besides these people are so too late for this. Temporary alliance until these chuckle heads are dealt with?

Okay, what idiot is stupid enough to interrupt an argument between two tozols. Let's shoot it.

quick while she's distracted throw her at the door and retrieve the artifact. then run like hell. If we can get out of here with the artifact we win proving that we were right and that we are better then her.

I never realised tozols were such potty mouths

whaatpattern 2014/04/02(Wed)20:09 No. 568938 ID: 30489f
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???: "Hey Vaejra there's some people in here!"

Vaejra: "Dammit Baj you could have just lifted that door open instead of making a racket, who is in there and is the artifact still there?"

Baj: "There's two tozols and some cool looking lizard people!"

whaatpattern 2014/04/02(Wed)20:13 No. 568939 ID: 30489f
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I punch Zowl in the face and scramble across the floor and pick up the VIDEOGAMES(artifact). As I try to run out of the room Zowl manages to grab my leg.

Zowl: "Where the fuck do you think your going?!"

Vaejra: "What the heck is going on in there Baj?"

>>568939
Kick Zowl in the face and skedaddle. Yell that it's yours, you got here first dammit!

Shove her face full of VIDEOGAMES and then flee while she's distracted. Don't forget to retrieve the VIDEOGAMES.

Don't forget to shout "Real tozols kick their doors open, like that guy!!!" as you run.

whaatpattern 2014/04/02(Wed)21:26 No. 568948 ID: 30489f
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You apply Hax and VIDEOGAMES to her face a few times, she bites your foot but you manage to break free and dash away from her.

Zowl: "GET BACK HERE YOU FUCK!"

Baj: "Um... You alright?"

Zowl: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

whaatpattern 2014/04/02(Wed)21:27 No. 568949 ID: 30489f
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You encounter more things.

I think this might be turning into an ear and fluff singularity. So much fluff and so many ears.

>>568949
Just stare for a bit. Then go "I was here first." Just hold onto that fact, that fact will keep you sane. The convergence is near.

Maybe you can convince them to let you past so you can get away.

Hi. Bye. And keep walking on past right by them.

I was going to say tozol past them, but you can't tozol past a tozol. Politely scoot by them.

Point behind them. Say "Look! The Precursors!"

Run away.

Go full Gollum mode.

point back to the room you just left and say "the parties that way" and then just walk right past them. make sure they don't see the videogame.

VIDEOGAMES is the Prrreciousssss..

Yep, best to keep on walking past them; try not to let them know you have anything. Fly casual. To throw them off, as you walk by, say something like, "There are some pretty angry people in that room; be careful if you go in. They may be fighting with each other."

>>568949
Hiss and twitch madly.

It's sure to scare them off!

>>569105
this.

>>568949
Hide the VIDEOGAMES in the nearest backpack/inventory slot/orifice available. Walking around with that thing out is sure to raise some eyebrows.

Seriously though, if you encounter anyone else, I advise telling them to "piss RIGHT off" before sprinting to the nearest exit.