>>
|
36295c.jpg
Rainbow Flyer
36295c
>>774808
>"Then why didn't you stop as soon as I hit you?! I could've killed you if I hit you again!"
"If it wasn't fun the moment I hit you, then why'd you keep going after I threw the kunai?"
"It may not have been fun anymore, but I dislike losing more, and it'd be to anti-climactic to just take a dive at the first hit."
>>774790
>Keep your guard up but ask what he was trying to accomplish with all of this?
>>774818
>"You wanna know the weird thing, Ryu? I'm not mad. It might surprise you, but I'm mostly just confused. Why this big, ridiculous detour?"
"What were you even trying to accomplish with all this? Why go through all of the trouble to help me all this way, just to do this?"
"It's my 'job'. There are cameras all over Onigashima, gotta put on a good show for the big boss man whether I like it or not. Also, really bored, no one ever makes it down here. As for the helping thing; one, I thought it'd be funny. Two, I hate this place, like, seriously, look around you, would you want to live here? Have you ever worked a job you hate? For 800 years?"
>>774795
>Here's the deal: you can help me by (re)joining my party, and following my orders from here on, or you can help me by providing one of those transformation leaves. Since I had to spend one just to get in here, and another to finish kicking your ass, I'd slightly prefer the former, from an attrition standpoint. So, perv, would you rather have a cute girl boss you around, or end your life here and now?
"Alright, well, here's the deal, you hate this place so much, you can either continue helping me, and quit jerking me around with these stupid tricks. Or I can turn you into a leaf and be on my way. I did spend a couple getting here, thanks to you, so I'm kinda leaning toward the leaf thing."
"I don't got any desire to kick around this dumb island my whole life, living in a cave in the bowels of this hell hole. Ya know, I can just getcha some leaves from the supply closet. Also, you currently have my Hoshi no Tama, which means I'm kinda disarmed at the mo' so I can't really try much anyway. Can I get that back, by the way?"
>>774823
>pet cute little animal
"That's... really kinda condescending, ya know?"
|