Craig Stone 2014/03/05(Wed)11:32 No. 565325 ID: 9d0d79
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1. Gather information - in progress

1.0.1. Once you think you know enough, decide:
a) Do you want to stay here? - in progress
b) What kind of power would you like the character to develop? - in progress


1.1 Calm down the situation - completed (for the moment)
1.2. Get access to the video room - completed
1.3 Get to know your roomie - in progress

uh, can you see what he's doing or is he just sitting there? Not quite sure what his power is but he seems to be lost in la la land for the moment so maybe we should start cleaning a bit. Not really much else we can do at this point.

>>565325
Ask him where the showers are. Then put him in a headlock and drag him to them. Make sure the water is icy-cold before stuffing him in there.

Make it clear that this room is going to be clean from now. And so is he.

Just start cleaning up, wait for him/her to snap out of it.

*Look around* What dungeons?

fuck it. just clean up. if you need the lights on for that, leave 'em on. he ignores you, you ignore him.

"You playing a game? Can I join?"

Craig Stone 2014/03/06(Thu)12:07 No. 565430 ID: b37d53
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1. Gather information - in progress

1.0.1. Once you think you know enough, decide:
a) Do you want to stay here? - in progress
b) What kind of power would you like the character to develop? - in progress


1.1 Calm down the situation - completed (for the moment)
1.2. Get access to the video room - completed
1.3 Get to know your roomie - in progress

i think this guy took "use internet with mind" meaning he is in a different world right now. (maybe of warcraft) close door on him, he gets to stay in the trash.

Wait, did we just throw the roomie out!?
And he keeps murmuring about games...
I bet his power is something akin to distraction or something! Snap out of it and start mixing up tasks, if we focus on something too long we get hypnotized into doing it mindlessly, and he caught himself in his own powers I think.

>>565430
Place your roomie back in his chair then be annoying at him until he gets off the internet. Like, I dunno, flick his ear.

>>565454
Craig Stone is not delicate. I'd expect that 'flick ear' instructions turn into, 'concuss roommate' or 'tear off ear' instructions in practice.

"No. Shower today, or you're going out with the garbage too."

look around the apartment and find the bathroom, then throw your roommate who somehow got outside in the shower (with his clothes still on as those need to get washed as well) and just turn the water on, if he doesn't seem to notice then just flip the water to incredibly cold or really hot.

Good job putting all of the trash outside, just toss a blanket over your roomie and they won't even notice the difference between being at their filth hovel desk space and their throne of trash.

throw all the trash out.

Put your roommate back inside when you are done. Tell him to send you an invite to your email address or something. You should probably go explore this place yourself.

Regarding powers, how about powerful short-range telekinesis? Like it only reaches maybe 30cm away from Craigs body. He could play it off as super strength a lot of the time and use it as a surprise if someone tries to stab him in the back. Otherwise teleportation would be nice.

Craig Stone 2014/03/09(Sun)12:08 No. 565742 ID: c740ca
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1. Gather information - in progress

1.0.1. Once you think you know enough, decide:
a) Do you want to stay here? - in progress
b) What kind of power would you like the character to develop? - in progress


1.1 Calm down the situation - completed (for the moment)
1.2. Get access to the video room - completed
1.3 Get to know your roomie - in progress
1.4 Find the showers - in progress

is there any tinfoil around? Maybe we can make him a tinfoil hat. I mean if those things are meant to keep stuff from reading your mind it might stop this guy from connecting to whatever it is he's connecting with.

"this is the collection agency, your card has been declined, provide a new card or your account will be terminated"

Now I'm genuinely interested if this guys is actually delusional, or if he's got his brain remotely plugged into a game or something.

Hmm. How could we test that. Can you get him to say anything more specific? What game he's playing, what monster he's killing, what he's waiting for to drop?

>>565742
Take the hair out of his eyes and face him towards the sun. He complained about light before, give him something to complain about.

>>565775

this is a good idea, but make sure you do it with utmost care. otherwise you'll snap his neck.

seriously, Craig shoulda been named Lenny.

Just carry him around with you. Start looking for showers and facilities yourself. Ask this guy why he's trying to avoid you. You're going to be best bros in that room!

Is this even a man? It'd be awesome if you got roomed up with a girl.

Craig Stone 2014/03/15(Sat)15:32 No. 566430 ID: af7654
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1. Gather information - in progress

1.0.1. Once you think you know enough, decide:
a) Do you want to stay here? - in progress
b) What kind of power would you like the character to develop? - in progress


1.1 Calm down the situation - completed (for the moment)
1.2. Get access to the video room - completed
1.3 Get to know your roomie - in progress
1.4 Find the showers - in progress

If you want to be healthy enough to keep gaming in your head or whatever you where doing, you need at least basic self maintenance. Not tomorrow.

"because i don't want to try and explain why my roomie is dead, i doubt they will buy 'starved to death' "

Tell him if he doesn't stay clean it would be very unpleasant for you to be his roommate. And if it's unpleasant for you, it'll be unpleasant for him.

Because of skin diseases, pest infestation, malnutrition, rickets from sun deprivation, dehydration, and degenerative illnesses from not enough exercise or getting up often enough. Shower every day, clean trash every day, go outside during the day every day or else you are just committing suicide really slowly.

>>566430
Nobody likes the smelly nerd. The smelly nerd is looked down upon by everyone.
Dont be the smelly nerd.
Be the hygenic nerd who can whoop ass while not stinking like rotting asshole.

>>566430
alternatively, "do it or i'll smash your stuff stinky."

Craig Stone 2014/03/18(Tue)23:06 No. 566932 ID: 62f3cc
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1. Gather information - in progress

1.0.1. Once you think you know enough, decide:
a) Do you want to stay here? - in progress
b) What kind of power would you like the character to develop? - in progress


1.1 Calm down the situation - completed (for the moment)
1.2. Get access to the video room - completed
1.3 Get to know your roomie - in progress
1.4 Find the showers - completed

whelp we just made a friend I think, anyways is that that one chick who has speaking problems from earlier in front of our door?

>>566932
Oh, I think that's room service over there. Go say hello, ask where you can get clean clothes.

>>566932
Ask her where the dumpster is. And cleaning supplies. Seriously, the room probably reeks. But it's all pretty bare, beds look like metal. Could take a powerwasher to the whole thing.

Be sure to flex.

Go say hello to the lady in front of your door. (And since your door is at the end of the hall, there's nowhere for her to run away to while you're trying to talk, this time!).

a new friend! she probably wants hugs!

Is that possibly the girl who guided you before? Why don't you invite her into your room and thank her for showing you around earlier. Try to start a little discussion between her and your roommate. Maybe you can find out more about them both that way.

Next goal: Form a gang Get some regular friends

>>566932
Holy moley those are some low-hung pecs. Also, say hi and inquire about the dumpster

Craig Stone 2014/03/24(Mon)01:51 No. 567583 ID: f75ea5
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1. Gather information - in progress

1.0.1. Once you think you know enough, decide:
a) Do you want to stay here? - in progress
b) What kind of power would you like the character to develop? - in progress

1.3 Get to know your roomie - in progress
1.5 Get your room properly clean - in progress
1.6 Make some friends (or form a gang maybe) - in progress

1.1 Calm down the situation - completed (for the moment)
1.2. Get access to the video room - completed
1.4 Find the showers - completed

no no no no no

you are terrible

take it back say you were joking

>>567583
Pick up your towel and drop your roommate, I think he can walk from here on. Simply state the room is dirty, and you have questions.

Use your roommate to cover up. Ask this lady to pick up the towel for you. What IS her name?

She seems to have some papers. See if you can take a look at them. Guess they are for you or your roommate. Either way it's best if you handle them. Your roomie probably won't.

Ask her about those two people you met in the video room. Does she know them? Why did she disappear earlier?

You may want to elaborate that your roommate has been living in his own filth for god knows how long, NOT cleaning up a crime scene.

>>567583
Say "Not in that way. I'm not a rapist."
God you have the self-awareness of a SLUG

>>567583
Let... let's just go with something simple. Pick up the towel, cover yourself up with the roommate and simply walk past her into the room. Maybe she'll figure out you're just bad at talking.

Add new goal to list: find psychologist who can treat Compulsive Menacing Disorder.

...towel, dude. Towel.

Also, you're being terrifying, again.

If she doesn't run away screaming or mace you before you have a chance, get your towel back on and quickly explain that you're just trying to get the room cleaned up. Don't even bring any mention to how else what you said could have been interpreted, or you'll end up seeming even creepier.