Eat your pinky finger.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)09:05 No. 515257 ID: f3f0ce
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>>515256
It chooses to gnaw on it instead.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)09:13 No. 515258 ID: f3f0ce
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"Oh uh..."

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)09:16 No. 515259 ID: f3f0ce
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???

Well, what now?

Void the warranty on the void.

Oh no you got a defective void!

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)10:23 No. 515277 ID: f3f0ce
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accidentally starts a new thread

Force a friend in to existence. A snail friend.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)10:27 No. 515279 ID: f3f0ce
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>>515274

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)10:31 No. 515281 ID: f3f0ce
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>>515278
Hoooly shet

Wow! What does he taste like?

Pet him and pet him and pet him and pet him and pet him and destroy him and pet him.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)10:38 No. 515286 ID: f3f0ce
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>>515282
It says that no way is it going to eat its best friend eva, that would be stupid! It also suggests that the observer names it, it wants to know its name, gender and powers

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)10:43 No. 515287 ID: f3f0ce
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Even if the snail looks magically delicious

Pat, Genderless, and the power to shape this void into whatever it wants.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)10:49 No. 515289 ID: f3f0ce
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>>515284
>>515288
Pat's a good name. Well, what shall it shape the void into today?

>>515289
An awesome pillow fort. In a land made entirely of pillows.

>>515288
Shape it into a Dirac Sea.

a dragon dildo

>>515329
Obviously this. Multiples of this.

>>515329
Upvote.

So many dragon dildos

>>515329
oh my god

do you guys [i]really[i] want dragon dildo island??

>>515370
Please no.

>>515370
maybe a small one, just to see if we can

>>515382
And to see if it fits.

>>515370
No. Just... no.

>>515370
Yes.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)16:26 No. 515419 ID: 574055
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7 to 2

That is a thing.

uh, wow...ok...look to the side

Go inside. We have business to attend to.

Suggestion 2013/06/08(Sat)16:48 No. 515431 ID: 574055
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>>515427
There's just rocks, nothing interesting.
>>515426
it is now a thing

Play patty-cake with the dragon dildos.

Well, explore the temple of dildo, then. Pray it's not guarded by the dread dildo dragon.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)17:06 No. 515442 ID: 574055
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EVENT POINT: POV FLIP
Well yeah duh of course you do, you're the one who imagined this place in the first place.


brb in a hour or so, also writing this way is easier for me, i hope you guys dont mind (who am i kidding, if you guys dont mid dragon fucking dildos, youre not gonna be flippin your shit over a little pov flip)

Suggestion 2013/06/08(Sat)19:20 No. 515480 ID: 2fc3e9
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>>515442
I WILL IF I WANT TO YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME MOM

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)22:09 No. 515505 ID: 5cfbc9
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>>515480
YOU PUT THAT TABLE DOWN THIS INSTANT YOUNG LAD(Y)

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)22:21 No. 515507 ID: 5cfbc9
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You quickly arrive in front of the castle.

>>515441
Well you don't see anyone...

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)22:29 No. 515512 ID: 5cfbc9
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The suspense is tangible.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/08(Sat)22:40 No. 515515 ID: 5cfbc9
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NEXT UPDATE TOMORROW GOOD NIGHT

Bazinga.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/11(Tue)15:44 No. 516321 ID: ea0197
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But first, you'll need some clothes. It'd be rude if you went in naked.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/11(Tue)15:45 No. 516322 ID: ea0197
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you can also change its fur color if you want

Suggestion 2013/06/11(Tue)19:38 No. 516351 ID: c23ab0
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>> you can also change its fur color

>>516321
It's only rude if you have a penis.

Suggestion 2013/06/11(Tue)20:31 No. 516360 ID: c23ab0
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OK no I got it. This is much more modest.

>>516351
this, so badly!

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/14(Fri)16:39 No. 516886 ID: 643409
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>>516355
It's only rude if you're naked; yeah, this'll do.

nigga u kawaii
now get in

POV SWITCH Guy with the top hat 2013/06/16(Sun)11:22 No. 517286 ID: 265987
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RANDOM EVENT! POV SWITCH!
You are now a Dragon, what will you do?

>>517286
open the door of your castle, a cat is entering, prepare cookies and milk, too!

Stomp about angrily and roar about your apparent lack of a hoard.

Burninate!

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/16(Sun)15:20 No. 517360 ID: 265987
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>>517288
You are suddenly aware of your lack of gold

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/16(Sun)15:21 No. 517361 ID: 265987
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>>517320
So you spontaneously comburst in flames.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/16(Sun)15:22 No. 517363 ID: 265987
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>>517287
Who do you think started that fire?

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/16(Sun)15:23 No. 517364 ID: 265987
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Now what?

Go search the basement, that is where they keep all good 'stuff'

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/16(Sun)17:20 No. 517407 ID: 265987
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>>517371
You teleport there because that's something you can do...apparently.

Examine door

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/16(Sun)17:38 No. 517413 ID: 265987
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The door's really moldy and you need a code for it... Well this can't be too hard.

Try 69. Or just teleport inside.

That mold kind of looks like Western Europe. Maybe that's a clue? Maybe you need to hunt down the Illuminati.

That mold is a map!

Examine da mold

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/17(Mon)15:40 No. 517668 ID: 6ba10f
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>>517430
You try to teleport in but no dice.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/17(Mon)15:41 No. 517669 ID: 6ba10f
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So you try 69.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/17(Mon)15:42 No. 517670 ID: 6ba10f
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Nope, still nothing...

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/17(Mon)15:45 No. 517671 ID: 6ba10f
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BUNP

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/17(Mon)15:47 No. 517673 ID: 6ba10f
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It's a crudely drawn dragon dildo...

Insert dildo in the keycard slot.

insert it in all the slots until you find the correct one.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/17(Mon)16:06 No. 517677 ID: 6ba10f
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You doubt that's going to work, seeing as there is no card key but hey, it's worth a shot.

lets just pretend that theres no white on that. ok? ok.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/17(Mon)16:23 No. 517680 ID: 6ba10f
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Noooope, still nothing. Nothing. At. All.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/17(Mon)16:26 No. 517681 ID: 6ba10f
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DILDO RECOGNIZED: COMMAND 0158-90-18 PLEASE WAIT FOR PROCESSING IN OUR SERVERS...

PROCESSING COMPLETE.

PLEASE WAIT FOR GROUND ANNIHILATION.

Well this can't be good...

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/17(Mon)16:31 No. 517683 ID: 6ba10f
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ugh white again bluuuuuh

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/17(Mon)16:50 No. 517686 ID: 6ba10f
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FUCK

Oh no, quickly, locate the dragon dildo! It's the most valuable (only) thing you own!

>>517690

Don't be silly. It shattered when you used it on the lock, just like any key.

>>517698

it clearly didn't.

grope around.

>>517715

> grope
> around

Second party member found!

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/19(Wed)15:47 No. 518213 ID: 95cb76
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You suddenly feel warmer, as if you were wearing a sweater.

>>517715

Your hand bumps into something slimy...
Turn on Night-vision?

no

keep on groping

plausible deniability yo

I like where this thread is going.

Guy with the top hat 2013/06/20(Thu)18:00 No. 518422 ID: 4cd1ce
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"Oi, that's my tail, retard!"

What now?

feign deafness

continue grope

"What was that? I'm very hard of hearing!"

I think we have groped around enough, turn on the night-vision and be prepared to say no-homo if you accidentally groped a bro.

yeah okay turn on the nightvision now.