It find itself in a void. It is confused as to its whereabouts. What will it do? i currently have 5 quests running (not all of them are here of course) and i needed some comic relief so, i made this, enjoy~
But first, you'll need some clothes. It'd be rude if you went in naked.
you can also change its fur color if you want
>> you can also change its fur color
>>516321 It's only rude if you have a penis.
OK no I got it. This is much more modest.
>>516351 this, so badly!
>>516355 It's only rude if you're naked; yeah, this'll do.
nigga u kawaii now get in
RANDOM EVENT! POV SWITCH! You are now a Dragon, what will you do?
>>517286 open the door of your castle, a cat is entering, prepare cookies and milk, too!
Stomp about angrily and roar about your apparent lack of a hoard.
Burninate!
>>517288 You are suddenly aware of your lack of gold
>>517320 So you spontaneously comburst in flames.
>>517287 Who do you think started that fire?
Now what?
Go search the basement, that is where they keep all good 'stuff'
>>517371 You teleport there because that's something you can do...apparently.
Examine door
The door's really moldy and you need a code for it... Well this can't be too hard.
Try 69. Or just teleport inside.
That mold kind of looks like Western Europe. Maybe that's a clue? Maybe you need to hunt down the Illuminati.
That mold is a map!
Examine da mold
>>517430 You try to teleport in but no dice.
So you try 69.
Nope, still nothing...
BUNP
It's a crudely drawn dragon dildo...
Insert dildo in the keycard slot.
insert it in all the slots until you find the correct one.
You doubt that's going to work, seeing as there is no card key but hey, it's worth a shot.
lets just pretend that theres no white on that. ok? ok.
Noooope, still nothing. Nothing. At. All.
DILDO RECOGNIZED: COMMAND 0158-90-18 PLEASE WAIT FOR PROCESSING IN OUR SERVERS... PROCESSING COMPLETE. PLEASE WAIT FOR GROUND ANNIHILATION. Well this can't be good...
ugh white again bluuuuuh
FUCK
Oh no, quickly, locate the dragon dildo! It's the most valuable (only) thing you own!
>>517690 Don't be silly. It shattered when you used it on the lock, just like any key.
>>517698 it clearly didn't. grope around.
>>517715 > grope > around Second party member found!
You suddenly feel warmer, as if you were wearing a sweater. >>517715 Your hand bumps into something slimy... Turn on Night-vision?
no keep on groping plausible deniability yo
I like where this thread is going.
"Oi, that's my tail, retard!" What now?
feign deafness continue grope
"What was that? I'm very hard of hearing!"
I think we have groped around enough, turn on the night-vision and be prepared to say no-homo if you accidentally groped a bro.
yeah okay turn on the nightvision now.