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513727 No. 513727 ID: 933f92

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT: NUDITY AND ADULT SITUATIONS. NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR MINORS.

There are those who think themselves above the Gods. Those that deserve to be brought down among the many, who must be stripped of their airs of greatness. They must be humbled, humiliated, their fall as great as their rise. Bare them for what they are, as is your duty as a newly devout of me, the God of Humility. Leave their soul and their darkness naked for all to see! This is your mission. To sow humility among the common man.
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No. 518655 ID: 9ddf68

ok quick what are our goals here?

Obviously we need to humiliate the guy but do we have any secondary goals like expose him as a cheat as well?

either way lets start with a loosen and work from there.
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No. 518660 ID: 735f4f

Ok we need to get him out from behind the pulpit first. If we get him naked behind it then he can just hide and it wont be as affective.

Also we are in the front row so we need to be careful about calling attention to ourselves.

Maybe charm someone in the audience to go up and ask for a blessing. Then once he is out front and doing that we go to work on his clothes.
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No. 518664 ID: 19b3c3

>ME ME ME!
...that's not the appropriate attitude for a priest. I see why Law was annoyed.

>What do
Hmm. Loosen won't work so well- the topmost yellow and white thing looks like it's draped over him- the only way to get it off is up and over. The red robe looks like it has buttons or something, though.

Control probably doesn't last long enough to get all those clothes of of him, and when he came out of it our cover would be blown from having to give him orders.

>>518660
Seems like a good way to start. Getting a charmed person in range gives us more options and gets him from behind the pulpit.
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No. 518757 ID: 3a3fd8

animate his hat into becoming a giant dick.
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No. 518758 ID: f29aa1

[CHARM] High Priest!
Suggestion: "Your congregation is way too small, you need to go outside and proselytize the masses!"

this should get him in the open!
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No. 518763 ID: 05dce8

We're being way too covert about this one. He is a priest, he can play off anything as 'miracles'. What we need to do is call him out for his hubris, and show that we have the gods on our side. Show that he has strayed from the path, and humiliate him by showing him the god's magic at work.
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No. 518795 ID: b7d7db

animate his robes to open at the lower half and then animate the podium to topple.

See how his congregation likes him when he's been exposing himself to them subtly.
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No. 519251 ID: 933f92

Modesty is uncertain what to do in this situation. She fears her form is unsuited for the mission, for one thing, and most of her ideas sound good in her head, but falter in imagined execution.

For example, Charm requires her to speak. Animate only works on clothing, and she isn't sure it would be enough in this case.

Please agree on a single action.
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No. 519252 ID: 933f92
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519252

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No. 519254 ID: 735f4f

That is a flawless disguise right there.
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No. 519263 ID: 19b3c3

Oh. Didn't think to take into account that disguising ourself might be harder with a non-human congregation.

>what do?
All right. So, if charm requires speaking, that's not an option. We'd stand out to much suddenly doing so in the front row of an otherwise silent audience.

Control might work without speaking, but I'm not sure what to do with it.

Animate is probably insufficient to get him out of all those clothes, and loosen won't work on everything.

...let's start by upsetting things a bit. Animate the good book on the podium in front of him. Make the pages start blowing or something. Then when he gets annoyed or people start muttering or getting excited (sign from god!) hit what we can with a loosen. Then we'll see what we can work with from there.
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No. 519265 ID: bf54a8

well if anyone gets upset with us and we didn't do anything suspicious we could call racist. all are equal before the law after all.

idea, ask for us to be blessed, we are a stanger in these lands and HIS blessing would offer us comfort. play to their ego. then when we kneel in front of them BAM pants fall down and every sees him flashing a foreigner.
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No. 519283 ID: d1d627

Hrrm...I've an idea. Animate his underwear for instant painful wedgie. If we maintain control of the undies in question, we can make a point of yanking when he grandstand, but ONLY when he grandstands. If he wisens up fast enough, we can leave him be.
And this could work as a nice addenum to the 'flashing foreigner' plan, something a bit more active to pass the time...
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No. 519288 ID: 7ca844

Too bad we cant just... charm everyone into thinking we look like a cat...
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No. 519307 ID: b7169d

>>519283
Agreement
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No. 519324 ID: 5f4e7d

>>519283
And/or yanking him forward and backward.
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No. 519369 ID: 77b6b1

I wonder if we could just whip it out, fly up into the air and go NAY BRO FROM THY MOUTH YON PRAYERS ARE A CALL NOT FOR LAW, BUT FOR HUMILITY, AND I AM HERE TO DELIVER, SO [charm] CONFESS THY SELFISH DESIGNS since being explicitly told by a divine servant that you're not acting in accord to the gods' will should be pretty humiliating, if we do it right. BUT I think secrecy is an implied goal to maintain, and direct messages from the gods are too much of an honour to go well with the humility goal. Although, he is a priest, so maybe special attention is allowed? We did get told we had permission to act on Law's land, but I don't know if that's special permission to do stuff or just permission to do what we normally do.
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No. 519432 ID: 01531c

>>519369
>I wonder if we could just
NOPE

In this quest, it is game-over if the target finds out we're the ones doing this stuff.
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No. 519447 ID: 0f92d5

I think our better bet is to play into his lack of humility, while using that to deflect from our poor disguise. Maybe some sort of claim that we have always wanted to be (catfolk? Whatever they would be) or more like the priest? Get the priests attention on us, ask for his blessing, and then use miracles to either reveal his shame, or to cause havoc to unravel when he tries to 'help' us.
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No. 519492 ID: 87fb1c

>>519252
We must start subtly, they are going to pray right? As soon as they start knock his hat off with Animate

He will likely bend over to retrieve it. I believe we could do much from this point.

Perhaps have him trip over his robes and go toppling off that raised platform?

In any case it would work well as a distraction.

Prayer works well too, We can silently whisper our Charm Commands and no one will suspect us. We could silently nudge his sermon into chatting about himself and how proud he is of his own accomplishments. The crowd might not notice at first, but we just get someone to call him out about it with charm.
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No. 525051 ID: 933f92
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525051

>>519492
>Animate the hat off his head.

His somewhat self-aggrandizing words are ceased when his hat leaps from his head.
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525052

He grumbles as he leans over to pick it up, the audience murmuring quietly.
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No. 525054 ID: 9c23dd

Hrrrm...Wait if we were to animate his robe's sleeve to yoink him off the edge of the platform?
Nothing like an apparent loss of balance to make him look dumb.
OOOH! We can charm a member of his congregation to denounce him! Perferably someone he dislikes or is something of a pariah, which will make the message all the more effective!
The message being that he has allowed his ego to grow so great that Law has given special permission for him to be humiliated like this.
Done like this, it will let us avoid the issue of revealing ourselves, and gets the message across.
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No. 525056 ID: bf54a8

make the hat jump from his grasp every time.
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No. 525057 ID: 68bbc5

>>525054
Pulling his clothes enough to knock him over would make it obvious to him that it's not an accident, even if it's not obvious to anyone else.
Letting him realize someone (us) is doing it would, if anything, inflate his ego in that he's worth targeting.
Subtlety is key. I agree with making him fumble the hat again, maybe off the platform.
Wait and see what his response is before we manipulate the audience. Merely dropping his hat isn't good enough to warrant being denounced just yet.
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No. 525058 ID: a23afd

Oh hey look, a button to Loosen.
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No. 525061 ID: c95833

Could be a good moment for a loosen. Make it look like the act of bending over made his outfit come apart.
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No. 525068 ID: 01531c
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525068

What do you guys think about [ANIMATE] the [SHOES] to do a ["FULL SPLITS"]?

It would be extensively painful.
>lose balance, fall on nose
>unstretched thigh muscles stretched beyond breaking point.
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No. 525069 ID: bf54a8

except that is just the top button, there are probably more under the white part of the outfit.
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No. 525070 ID: ba3c94

One of his shoes is very close to the edge. We could make it pull enough that it slips over, he loses balance and falls. Or, as said, we could get his clothes to tip him over. I think the first is the better if we want him to think that maybe it was an accident, though.

Is there a time limit between miracles? If he fell over the right way, so that he ends up upside down against the side of the platform, we could have his robes fall down.
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No. 525074 ID: 9ddf68

I'm going with the animate the shoe close to the edge of the platform to make it slip off casing him to fall off. He might also do the splits as well as he falls.
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No. 525082 ID: 2fbf20

What if made it look like his god is punishing him?
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No. 531526 ID: 13a36d
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531526

He puts his hat back on and resumes talking from the podium while another priest sets up a candleabra behind him and then passes out candles to the crowd.
>Loosen Button
His button comes undone and he doesn't seem to notice...
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No. 531528 ID: 13a36d
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531528

...but now you're down two miracles and the cat people are getting more suspicious by the minute!
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No. 531534 ID: a23afd

I think we might want to humbly bow out and run away before we get beaten up.
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No. 531536 ID: bf54a8

last one, animate candle so it falls on his robe, setting him ablaze.
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No. 531541 ID: 57a559

Ask the kind ladies if you have offended them in some way.
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No. 531563 ID: cf49fc

>>531528
Quick, disintegrate your own clothing to throw off suspicion!
I have the popcorn on standby
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No. 531573 ID: 1f8505

>>531528

Animate the candlestick to light the priest on fire.

If that fails, we bail.
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No. 531601 ID: 7dbd6b

>>531536
>>531573
Also humbly requesting setting the man on fire.
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No. 531607 ID: a23afd

...light him on fire, and then Charm literally anyone, saying that they should "Get all those clothes off him, quick!"
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No. 531610 ID: b5df96

We still have 4 miracles remaining, and the hat should still be able to respond to mental orders.

>light him on fire
No. That will get the congregation to turn on us. We will at the very least be captured and discovered (and our god commands us to conceal our identity). It could get us imprisoned or killed. Also- our mission is to humiliate the target, not to maim, martyr, or murder him.

>better idea
Order his hat to jump into the chandelier next to him. It'll be embarrassing, he and possibly several other people will be occupied trying to put out the fire. This will distract attention from Modesty, allow her to move away from the two cats eying her suspiciously, and putting us in better position to bare the priest.
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No. 531629 ID: 35edd4

Light him on fire
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No. 531809 ID: 13a36d
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531809

>Light him on fire
You animate the candleabra, causing it to fall on the hem of his robes. Gasps of shock and various murmurings fill the church as the cat-priest lets out a yowl of surprise.
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No. 531810 ID: 13a36d
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531810

>Charm literally anyone, saying that they should "Get all those clothes off him, quick!"

You successfully charm the nearby priest, who immediately runs towards your target, shouting "I'll save you, Father!"
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No. 531812 ID: 13a36d
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531812

"Unhand me you dolt!" the head priest exclaims as the lesser priest removes the other man's robe, giving a clear view of his tiny loincloth. Giggles erupt from the congregation while the head priest fights for his clothes, pulling back away from the other priest and back towards his podium...

You have used four miracles. You have two miracles left. What will you do?
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No. 531815 ID: a23afd

That nail looks like in a good position to animate and snag his robes to help with the struggle. We could also loosen his loincloth off!
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No. 531817 ID: dbe554

Actually the nail looks like it can snag the side of the ties that hold up the loincloth. Animate it to grab that instead.
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No. 531823 ID: b5df96

The hat is still animate, right? Order it to fall off again.

Loosen the loincloth.

If he tries to get away, or shoves the nun off of him, order the animate candlestick to roll and trip him.
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No. 531840 ID: 450660

>>531812
>Pulling back towards the podium

This just needs a podium to have a mild carpentry error that causes it to tip over or collapse in such a way that the two fall atop one another ... conveniently leading to some rather SAUCY mishaps, no?
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No. 531841 ID: b5df96

>>531840
...that's a point. If we loosened the nail(s) holding it together right, we could end up with them collapsing on top of each other, and the loincloth coming undone on the protruding nail.

Provided the podium came apart fast enough. Loosening carpentry is slower than fastenings.
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No. 533068 ID: 13a36d
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533068

You animate the nail to snag the priest's loincloth and then shove it inward, nailing his loincloth to the podium!
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No. 533069 ID: 13a36d
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533069

The priest doesn't notice before it's too late, amidst his struggling against the other priest his loincloth comes undone, and his naked form is revealed to the prying eyes of all.

The voice of Humility speaks to you as you are teleported away, booming "WELL DONE! YOU HAVE COMPLETED YET ANOTHER OF MY TASKS, AND WITH THIS COMES THE NEXT TIER OF ADVANCEMENTS, WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE LAST."
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No. 533071 ID: 13a36d
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533071

"YOUR NEWLY AVAILABLE POWERS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

SKIN BARRIER, WHICH CAUSES SHARP OBJECTS TO PASS THROUGH CLOTHING AND HAIR BUT MIRACULOUSLY MISS THE SKIN, AND

WARMTH, WHICH MAKES THE TARGET FEEL LIKE THEY ARE MUCH WARMER THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE.

DO KEEP IN MIND THAT THERE ARE STILL PREVIOUS MIRACLES FOR YOU TO CHOOSE FROM. YOU MUST NOW CHOOSE ONE NEW POWER FOR YOUR ARMAMENT OF MIRACLES, THE CHOICE IS YOURS AND YOURS ALONE!"
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No. 533073 ID: dbe554

Will skin barrier cause a complete cut through said objects?
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No. 533075 ID: 41690e

Skin barrier would only be useful if we directly attacked a target. ...or charmed or controlled someone into attacking our target with an edged weapon. That could be useful.

Let's go with that.
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No. 533079 ID: a23afd

Let's go with Split.
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No. 533081 ID: ba8629

Cupid.

Maximum awkward.
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No. 533220 ID: 933f92

I'm throwing my lot in with Skin Barrier.
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No. 533245 ID: 6bc746

Split or Unravel seem like things we've been missing. Let's not be enraptured by the new while skipping more basic utilities! Of the two, I'd say Split would be more useful.
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No. 534498 ID: 13a36d
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534498

>>533073
>>533075
>>533220
"SKIN BARRIER IT IS! THIS IS A VERY USEFUL ONE, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF! YOUR JOB IS TO HUMILIATE! NOT HARM!"

"Yes..." you say, "About that, um, don't you think it's a little creepy to strip people like this?"

"NONSENSE! STRIPPING THEM OF THEIR CLOTHES BRINGS OUT THEIR SHAME, THE SHAME THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD ALL ALONG!"

"Yeah but... Don't you think it's a little... perverted?"

The god of Humilty leans out of his chair and gives you the stink-eye.

"WHO WOULD FIND NAKED BODIES AROUSING? NOBODY EVER. NOT ONE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. CERTAINLY NOT ME. CLOTHES BEING TORN OFF IS DISGUSTING AND NOT SEXY IN ANY WAY."

"Oh... uh... Okay..."

"YOUR JOB IS TO HUMILIATE PEOPLE NOT ACCUSE PEOPLE OF HAVING A CLOTHES-TEARING FETISH WHICH IS NOT EVEN A THING THAT EXISTS, ANYWAYS HERE ARE YOUR NEW TARGETS!"
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No. 534499 ID: beeca1

Rip your clothes off and expose your shame at having questioned Humility.
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No. 534500 ID: 13a36d
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534500

"YOUR NEW TARGETS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

THE BAKER, WHO MAKES MEDIOCRE PASTRIES AT BEST BUT PRESENTS THEM IN A FANCY AND SNOOTY MANNER, ALLOWING HER TO OVERCHARGE HER CUSTOMERS WHILE OPENLY INSULTING THE COMPETITION...

THE CRYSTAL GOLEM, WHO MASQUERADES AS OTHERS AND CHEATS PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MONEY...

AND THE DROW, WHO HAS THE GALL TO DECLARE THAT SPIDERS ARE THE SINGLE BEST BUG."
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No. 534501 ID: 41690e

Snooty overcharging and being rude, impersonation and theft, and... spider propaganda?

Okay, of the three of those, the crystal golem is objectively being the worst person. We got our target. Maybe we can humiliate her and screw up a theft at the same time.
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No. 534502 ID: af8414

Crystal golem!
and don't let on that you totally agree with the drow.
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No. 534504 ID: 0cb5f5

cheating golem, because the other two make an ass of themselves easily enough
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No. 534506 ID: 1f8505

Go with the Baker.
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No. 534508 ID: 41690e

>>534502
>don't let on that you totally agree with the drow.
She's a fairy. Even if she's not the tiny kind, I have a hard time believing anything with little bug wings is entirely comfortable with spiders.

Especially as this as a fantasy setting and there are almost certainly giant ones somewhere.
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No. 534513 ID: 360a3c

Humiliating the baker is too simple because all it would take is for someone to switch her goods for something that a better baker made, then reveal the actual origin of the baking in a way that is undeniable: Likely a waste of our stripping powers, although I suppose you could use the stripping powers to disable her business while we got a replacement baker with better humility to fill in and permanently wreck her business.
The drow makes a complete ass of herself by insisting spiders are the best bug, whether they are or not is mostly an individual or situational opinion thing so therefore shut up you stupid spider-nerd I don't see spiders making honey or pollinating crops. Having her swarmed by spiders that devoured her clothes would work but I'm not sure if we're up to that yet.

This leaves the crystal golem as the single target appropriate for and worthy of our efforts, we hope. Better study up on crystal golems I guess.
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No. 534520 ID: dbe554

THE CRYSTAL GOLEM HAS THE LEAST HUMILTY OF THEM ALL.
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No. 534521 ID: beeca1

>>534499
Do this and pick the golem.
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No. 534572 ID: 5abf82

The drow! Drow are evil by default! And so are spiders!
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No. 534574 ID: ab1da0

I vote for the crystal golem, as the other two easily could undo themselves with their own pride, while she goes unpunished, which would never do.
I can't help but wonder if the wisp or avatar are doing the other two quests when we pick one
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No. 534577 ID: f3734a

Waaaiit, will Skin Barrier work on the golem like it would for organic creatures?
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No. 534600 ID: 78a386

I'd quite like to go for the Drow...
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No. 534617 ID: eaa372

Golem, check those vertices out man you could carve glass with those.
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No. 534640 ID: 91c1b3

Golem. The Baker and the Drow will humiliate themselves because people will eventually find out about the overcharging and because everyone knows that spiders can never be the best bug because they are arachnids, not bugs.
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No. 534684 ID: ba8629

Drow.

Mantises are way better than spiders and I'm not even sure if mantises are the best.
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No. 538821 ID: 13a36d
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538821

"The Crystal Golem."

"REALLY? ARE YOU SURE?"

"Yes."

"OKAY. I JUST FIGURED YOU'D GO FOR THE OBJECTIVELY WORST PERSON OF THE THREE."

"Wait, wha-"

And with that, you're in the middle of a carnival. Your target is easy enough to identify though appears to be subjected to an illusion that's source is not immediately obvious. Next to her is some little brown fuzzy... breed of kobold? Ratkin? Something tiny and soft and wearing short shorts is acting as her barker.

"STEP RIGHT UP!" The tiny brown thing attempts to bellow with it's tiny-thing voice, "STEP RIGHT UP AND SLAP THE GLASS-JAWED ELF! MAKE HER FLINCH AND WIN-A-PRIIIIIZE! FIVE SILVER RENTS A PADDLE! A GOLD GETS YOU THREE! ALL YA GOTTA DO IS MAKE HER FLINCH AND YA WIN A PRIIIIIZE!"

Some kinda unhealthy-looking thing with a pointy chin has already broken a paddle on the glass-jawed elf it looks like, and some sort of grey fluff-lizard stands next in line.

You make a mental note to invest in a guide to races.
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No. 538824 ID: c23ab0

> that next in line

Welp, our work here is done. Humiliation achieved.
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No. 538836 ID: b32a14

Huh. Well at least the wide variety of races here means we won't have to worry abut standing out.

Seems our goal is obvious too. We want to time expose her at such a time that she reacts- flinches. Make her lose the game. We gotta strike right as the paddle is coming in.

...could we sneak up behind that cart and snatch the mouse-thing's wand he's using to cast the illusion? He's small enough you could out muscle him. Or maybe we could charm or control someone else into doing it. ...or just control him into dropping the illusion.

And I'm pretty sure we can loosen that skirt into falling right off.

>alternate strategy
Or... if we could use skin barrier, and somehow swap out the paddle with those knives being juggled? While charming or controlling the contestant into smacking at her clothes rather than her face.
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No. 538843 ID: 96c896

>>538821
The barker is casting the illusion. A secondary objective here is to disrupt his casting.

Now, we have a problem here. How are we supposed to get her clothes off? Loosen would work if there are any buttons, not that I can see any. Cast it right as the fluff-lizard hits her, to avoid suspicion. Oh! Or we could Animate the rug to disrupt her balance! That's a more surefire thing.

Another thing to consider is that she won't be very popular after we dispel the illusion, so we might be able to Charm someone into using that knife juggler's knives on her, and with the aid of Skin Barrier she'll be disrobed.
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No. 538847 ID: 9ddf68

Have an idea on how to disrupt the illusion. animate one of the paddles and have it brake and have the loose place shot straight at the barker's wand... Or we could cast animate on the wand and see if we can't change the illusion of having it turn the crystal chick into an elf and have it instead make her clothes invisible( and since we'd be changing the illusion then she'll also turn back into her crystal self)
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No. 538851 ID: 23de2b

Hrrm... Soo I'm thinking we could ANIMATE the golem's clothing to spin her around sorta when the next contestant hits you.
But alternately I guess maybe mix CHARM and SKIN BARRIER to have the knife thrower toss knives and cut the clothes off/ make the manager/announcer guy scatter?
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No. 538860 ID: a58c79

>>538843
Why make it the secondary objective? If the illusion drops, thier show is revealed for the scam, which could cause a great deal of humiliation.

And of that doesn't work, having her pants fall off a heartbeat after she realizes the jig is up could.

Or maybe..
ANIMATE wand. Command it to FAIL.
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No. 538861 ID: ba8629

ANIMATE that big gray person's slapper into not breaking.

(If that doesn't work, CHARM her into thinking clothes-ripping is the cheatiest way to make her flinch.)
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No. 538867 ID: c23ab0

"I'll bet she'd flinch if you stole her top!"
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No. 538868 ID: b32a14

>>538851
We might have to use control if we influence the knife guy. I'd think getting him to attack someone would push credibility too far for charm.
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No. 538880 ID: 593f45

Animate the slapper to fly out of the contestant's hands and hit that little yappy thing. It's wand looks like it's holding up the illusion.
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No. 538887 ID: e91c78

>>538880
This. Let the (familiar-looking) grey flufflizard handle the rest.
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No. 538954 ID: ec2e21

>>538880
This has my vote with 538887s add-on
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No. 540438 ID: 13a36d
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540438

You ANIMATE the slapper flying out of the grey-thing's hand as she does some kind of weeaboo fightan spin-swing with it towards the so-called glass jawed elf. Maybe she thought it was intimidating or something. Who knows?

Either way, the paddle beans the koboldy guy in the forehead, causing him to drop his wand and the illusion with an audible "WAH!"

The crystal golem doesn't flinch, but she does give a delayed "Whoa!" as the barker is hit and she turns back to normal. Seems she might be a bit slow on the uptake.

"The fuck!?" is all the grey thing says.

The popcorn smells absolutely delicious and you suddenly realize that you haven't eaten quite a while. How does time pass between these scenes anyways? You decide to make "GET POPCORN" a secondary objective.

...Actually you're pretty sure Humility will be pissed if you use your powers to get popcorn. Maybe if you do some other SECONDARY OBJECTIVE and then make popcorn the TERTIARY OBJECTIVE... Wait, no, you're getting ahead of yourself. Shit, what were you doing again? Oh right, Crystal Golem. Everyone looks kinda confused and they're looking awkwardly at each other. The koboldy thing is out cold and nobody seems to care one bit.
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No. 540440 ID: 07e3a8

>popcorn
...you couldn't just walk up and take some in the confusion? You do have arms. And if you get that golem naked, everyone will be too busy gawking to pay attention to concessions theft, anyways.

>what do
Charm the weird thing to get mad at the golem for apparent cheating and getting in her face.

While they're occupied, cast Skin Barrier, and then control the guy with the knives into cutting off the golem's clothes.
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No. 540456 ID: 593f45

>>540438
Charm the grey lizard thing into getting pissed off and starting a brawl with the golem for cheating her.

You might have to use Command if it's too out of character for her.
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No. 540478 ID: c23ab0

Wait hold on, what's that about popcorn again?
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No. 540567 ID: 888df6

Maybe we could charm the grey fuzzy lizard thing into stripping the golem. A charm suggesting she "See what else she's hiding" or something like that.

The situation allows for bystanders to be somewhat outraged, so we shouldn't have to worry about our cover too much.
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No. 540576 ID: bf54a8

charm a guy who broke his hand to get a knife and attack the golem. then skin shield.
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No. 540642 ID: b3c2e5

>>540438
our posession of a new power does not require its immediate use.

LOOSEN dat golem-girl's skirt.
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No. 540896 ID: 16c47c

Maybe we can just cut those clothes off ourselves... Charm the golem. Say something like "Don't move! Explain yourself to these people!"

Then get a knife, sneak up behind the unmoving and golem and cut/loosen those clothes. Skin barrier is probably not even required.

That is unless the golem is magic immune. Damn golems.
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No. 540931 ID: efa330

Go buy a popcorn with money. Or just steal it.
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