Come back later. They will effin' kill us or sell us back to the army. We can totally check this out later now that we know where it is, when we have actual free time and aren't supposed to be meeting somebody.

Are one of these ducks the person you're supposed to be meeting up with? No? Then maybe you should go and do what what you're supposed to be doing.

Quick! Get out of their before Hijinks gone wrong happens!

Suggestion 2013/07/17(Wed)16:14 No. 525107 ID: 704658
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They won't let me in the shops now! Should I just go to the clinic or do something else?

>>525107
...clinic.

Take of your shirt to impress the goblin shopkeeper.

Remember to explain that you fell in a mud puddle.

If possible, try to figure out how or wear you can get the mud of your shirt.

Well, you could jump in that fountain to wash the mud off, but that very likely would get you in trouble. Better just head to the clinic. Unless it's a total dump it should at least have a working sink and soap you could use to wash your clothes out and clean off your face and arms. You can say you tripped over a loose cobble into a mud puddle to explain your messy state.

>> We can totally check this out later
>> Cutebold Slaughter Fest quest

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>>525107
How rude! Don't worry Trip, we still love you. Lets go to the clinic! Then maybe we can check on Jirri after. She may not have been in as much pain as you, but she would have as much trauma no doubt. Poor thing.

Suggestion 2013/07/17(Wed)19:51 No. 525158 ID: 5787ea
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Hmm, this looks like the right place, but I think it's some kind of hardware sto-

HNNGK


"Now why iz zhere a filthy-dirty kobold runnink around in here?"

Oh crap it's a big ugly gnoll! I'm gonna get eaten for sure! What do I say?

Tell them that the chief told you to talk to Veracity!

you are in to get your eyes checked

Accomplishing business, we're a merchant's assistant getting important goods and making connections!

Oh no, she's got your nose!

>>525158
Goodness, straight for the nose. She doesn't mess around.

Yeah, get your eye checked out.

>>525159
Fucking do this geez.

>>525158
She's not that ugly. If she tried a Anime closed eye happy face, I bet she'd let quite cute! Oh, compliment her on her hat.

>>525158
She's unhappy about your filthiness.

"The chief told me to meet with Veracity! I fell into a mud puddle! I'm sorry!"

Triplilmus 2013/08/26(Mon)14:37 No. 537790 ID: bfa588
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I explain that I got pushed into a puddle and go get cleaned up. She gave me a shirt, but it's way too big.
"So, you're here to help me on orders of the chief? What is it exactly that you can do that I would need help with?"

"Well, uh, first can you look at my eye?"

I need some time to think.

Ok, for real, I can do some first aid but I'm no real surgeon. I don't have much in the way of ideas. On one hand I could just try to bullshit my way though, that's worked so far, but on the other hand I might get told to do something I really don't know how, and gnolls are scary.

"Your eye looks fine to me, except the one that's missing and replaced with that witchcraftmechanism. "

Being first-aid trained covers about 80-90% of frontier medical issues anyway.

>>537804
This. We are going to triage the fuck out of the waiting room.

You know basic first-aid from your time in the military, so you can triage patients and treat the minor stuff so she doesn't have to. Other than that you can do clinic scut work such as cleaning, washing and the like. Unfortunately you only know how to read and write kobold-script, so any task involving reading or writing in another language is out, for now.

Triplilmus 2013/09/18(Wed)18:44 No. 541055 ID: 601ed3
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"to be honest I'm just trained in first aid, and I can do regular chores as well."
"Well that'll have to do"
I help clean things for a while. Suddenly there's an alarm going off, I can hear distant gunfire!
"Well, looks like you'll be able to use those first aid skills. Sounds like a raid."

A few minutes later a truck drives up, it looks like that gang attacked one of the outlying farmhouses. Some really ugly things bring in the wounded; there's a goblin with a sword wound, another with a bullet wound in the leg, and a sergal they captured with a few bullet wounds! Veracity wants me to take the two goblins while she works on the captive! They both look like they're bleeding pretty bad!

These things are super ugly, and they look wounded too, but they don't seem to be hurting at all. They must be strong, too, to carry a full grown goblin like that! Who do I tend to first?

>>541055
Hmm. I'm thinking... put a tourniquet or some other sort of quick binding on the leg- maybe even something as conventional as bandages- to keep her stable for longer while you work on the sword wound. We can't really delay the sword wound.

Do you know how to do stitches?

>>541057
+2 on a quick tourniquet if it is a major wound to the leg, and get one of the things to keep a compress on the wound, we don't want him to start bleeding out while we deal with the other one. Then do a quick assessment of the extent of the injuries on the other. I think it looks to low to a lung or heart injury so we should have time stabilize the other one first.

Whatever those ugly creatures are they're not really wounded and they're strong, which is a good for you. You're gonna need their help to move the patients around.

Direct the two with the stretcher over to the nearest open patient table while you grab a tourniquet and two pads of bandages. Hand those to the one carrying the goblin with the bullet wound and quickly tell it to press the pad down on the wound hard to staunch the bleeding; One on both sides if it was a through and through hit. And if that isn't enough to staunch it, to tie the tourniquet tight above the wound as well. Then you can check the sword wound yourself.

You're gonna need to wash the blood out of the sword wound to determine how deep it is. Get a pitcher of sterile water, a directional lantern, a roll of bandaging and some sterile cotton. Have one of the ugly creatures illuminate the wound with the lantern and another slowly pour the water in to wash the blood away while you hold the wound open with a couple bandages. If the wound isn't deep enough to hit the guts, lungs, or heart, then pack it with cotton, fold a bandage pad over it, and wrap bandaging around him to hold it down. But if it has do the same and tell Veracity. And if he's seriously bleeding then he needs Veracity to work on him now, before he bleeds out.

Tourniquet the leg, then elevate it. Clean and seal the gut-wound, then clean and seal the leg wound and remove the tourniquet.

Triplilmus 2013/11/03(Sun)19:31 No. 546562 ID: c5ee63
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OK, whew, I got them stabilized in the right order, looks like. Everything seems to have settled down in here. They're taking the sergal away to jail or something I think.

"You did a good job, I think I'll keep you around here after all. Here's 20 copper, go and get some clothes or something. You're free to wander around, just come back here if you hear the raid siren."

hmm, what should I do now? All of those ugly things seem to be following the head goblin out as well. I don't like them, it's like they don't even feel pain or something!

>>546562
Ask if they feel pain.

Also, ask about that hole in the wall and the ducks.

Hey hey don't go calling them uglies. You're not looking so hot yourself, splotch nose!

Those seem to be mole-ratfolk.

It's kinda a wonder what they're doing on the surface given how they're practically blind.

Ask miss Veracity what is the big obsidian tower with the wall around it.

Then go buy some real clothes and and a hat. When you look decent enough go see how Jirri is doing.

Triplilmus 2013/11/16(Sat)18:02 No. 548501 ID: c5ee63
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"OK, what's the deal with those ugly guys?"
"We have an allegiance with their queen. I'm not sure about the details, but they provide us with recruits that they train into Sturmtruppen. I don't think they can actually feel pain, it's strange."
"Oh, is that what they're doing in that big building in the middle of town?"
"Ja, they do that there, but mostly it's some kind of secret construction thing going on, I don't know what it is, and you probably shouldn't bother with it either. I'd be careful what I ask about that thing if I were you. "

>>548501
Let's go bother with it. This time take off your shirt so you don't get it dirty.

go to shops to see what you can get with your copper

complement Veracity's hygenics, most gnolls wouldn't bother changing/washing clothes for any reason

and then go to the nearest hat store and buy the most rediculous hat your money can buy

>>548501
They appear to be bipedal naked mole rats, which is a terrifying concept since mole rats are indeed a bipedal hive mammal that lives for a ridiculously long time, feels almost no pain, almost no incidence of cancer, and can survive extended periods with CO2 poisoning. Oh and they are super inbred, so there's that too.

In short, terrifying tunnel warriors.

>>548501
Complement your gentlemanly manner by buying some fine attire.

Try not to get it covered in mud this time.

Triplilmus 2014/01/12(Sun)08:07 No. 556886 ID: c31863
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OK I have ten coins, should I look for clothes first, go to the hat shop, or investigate something else? There's a lot of places to go here, and I'm not sure what anything costs.

>>556886
Clothes. You need something to wear other than scrubs.

Yeah, clothes. Maybe you can get a set that washes easily so we can check out the DARK TOWER.

Again, clothes, after that maybe an optic to learn something new about your eye? Maybe for free?

>>556886
Spend all ten coins at the hat shop.

>>556886
Clothes. Because we're either in a safe zone for now, or the eye of the storm. Best take advantage of this while you can! Not that I'm saying anything bad will happen. I hope.

Triplilmus 2014/01/23(Thu)16:56 No. 559195 ID: c31863
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OK, what should I go for here? They have everything from regular to fancy clothes.

Triplilmus 2014/01/23(Thu)16:57 No. 559196 ID: c31863
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go hog wild

MrBrush 2014/01/24(Fri)04:07 No. 559233 ID: 1c677c
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A fancy tunic, boots of comfort and a veil of mystery.

Sombermann 2014/01/24(Fri)06:05 No. 559238 ID: 13ef94
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Green is color worthy of hero...

Netsuki 2014/01/24(Fri)08:01 No. 559247 ID: db9156
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>>559238

>>559233
I think he needs something akin to an opera mask on that side of the face.

Suggestion 2014/01/25(Sat)10:16 No. 559423 ID: 4a20fa
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>>559195
Well, let's think here. You want to look nice for your new gnoll friend, yet you also want some comforting ties to your kobold home and the traditional loincloth attire in this strange and foreign land.

Clearly there is only one solution, and it is lime green and glows in the dark.

>>559423
Lol yes. Full Boratbold.

Suggestion 2014/01/25(Sat)10:56 No. 559431 ID: 4a20fa
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>>559423
Of course, if you feel you need an even greater touch of class, velvet is a timeless classic, and a wide-brimmed hat allows you to obscure your mechanical eye if so desired.

Suggestion 2014/01/25(Sat)14:46 No. 559462 ID: 665deb
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Buy some really ill-fitting clothes, a classy fedora that looks terrible on you, and some kind of weirdo wall-eyed cutebold-fit glasses.

Then become enlightened by your own intelligence.

Suggestion 2014/01/25(Sat)15:17 No. 559472 ID: 5f5afc
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A warrior with no lord or master.

Suggestion 2014/01/25(Sat)19:49 No. 559512 ID: 7e0def
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None of this yet? I am ashamed of you all.

OVERLORD 2014/01/26(Sun)22:34 No. 559662 ID: 224ee2
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Become an overly flamboyant mercenary.

Triplilmus 2014/03/08(Sat)18:45 No. 565690 ID: 5204c4
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Hmm, they don't have much that fits me, I think this shirt is for a little kid. I've got some cash left, two silver and six copper ones. Should I go somewhere else or back to the clinic?

>>565690
Go ogle/say hi to that winged guy back there.

>>565690
You must accessorize. To the hat shop!

Go check out that other kobold by the fountain. Is he another deserter? A traitor? A spy?

Yeah, see what fountainbold is up to.

It's good to network.

Triplilmus 2014/04/12(Sat)12:29 No. 570250 ID: 472da3
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Ok, I go up and introduce myself to the other kobold. His name is Drablablibisluk.
"So, where are you from, what is the weather like?"

"I'm from further east. The weather is ok I guess?"

What should I ask about?

Ask about that dragonkin guy that was here a second ago.

>>570250
What brings him here, and did he have an interesting conversation with the chieftan, if I remember the geopolitical situation correctly?

>>570250
complement him on the size of his nose

>>570253
That dragonkin is totally still over there, walking down an ally next to the being worked on waaaaaaiiit a minute HE'S SNEAKING INTO THE WALL TOO.

>>570334
Wait, no, nevermind, that's one of the windmills. The wall I think is the other direction than where the dragonkin's going.

Triplilmus 2014/04/18(Fri)18:48 No. 571413 ID: 3b2373
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"So, are you from around here too? "
" Oh no, I'm not from here. I moved here a few months ago, from the west. "
" Who's that dragon guy? "
"Oh him? He's just one of the dragon's minions. I hear they take normal people and turn them into those in some dark ritual. It's some kind of metallic dragon, but not one I've ever heard of. Not that there's many of them around to begin with, I guess. He's probably going to go see the chieftain again. I'm just a stable hand, I don't know much about politics. "
hmm, yeah. That is the chieftain's house, where I just came from. "So did you talk to her when you got here too?"
"Oh no, I'm not anybody important. I've just been working at the north side stables. We mostly use animals to get around in this town, not machines. I hear the raiders have some kind of machine fuel making factory that they use, though. It's pretty scary, I think. So, what brings you here?"

Hmm, how should I answer that? He seems pretty harmless. And yes, the dragon thingy is going to the cheiftain's house, not to the wall, which is on the other side of the road.

>>570318
Whoa! Even if it was a lady you don't just say something like that when you meet someone for the first time!

>>571413
Say that you're a refugee from the war. Don't say anything more than that, though, and say you'd rather not talk about it if he asks for details. Gotta keep your story straight.

Well you are a Refugee, so that's not actually a lie. Best go with that.

Say that you are a refugee, who would prefer not to mention the details of it all, but that you did flee to here with a young child. If he should see her, ask him to let her know that you're doing alright, and she shouldn't worry about you.

where is that sergal you where with?

Ohmygosh! I totally just got the best idea ever that I ever had ever! Tripy, you must purchase......a Teddy bear for Jirri! It will make her happy!

>>571560
Kaz, the Goblin chief, said she'd find a family for Jirri to stay with. Jirri's wherever Kaz sent her. Possible that the Dracominion was headed to take her wherever, but that's not really enough of a chance to go on, especially since we should probably avoid upsetting the goblins.

By the way, once the subject starts to die off, ask him about the animals, do people rent them, purchase them, perhaps just have a contract to be allowed to borrow one when needed?

Triplilmus 2014/05/13(Tue)19:45 No. 574287 ID: 7f0c30
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"Oh, I'm a refugee from the war, I ran here with a young child."
"Oh, from one of the villages, then? Those mercenaries in town might end up getting out of here soon.There's supposedly going to be a strike against the Snakes some time in the next few days, but if the army is on the march they might get a little more action than they're looking for. Watch out for them, they don't like kobolds. I sure hope they aren't too close"
"Oh no, we've been traveling quite a way, they are probably a week's travel away at least, plus there's nothing much they'd want here, uhh, that I can think of." We chat a little more about what goes on in town, the stables where he works are where pretty much all the riding animals are kept. Most of them are goblin mounts for the local militia, but any time merchants or travelers come by they can leave their animals at one of the three stables at each of the city gates. They 'inside' stables are run by the city and sometimes have mounts for rent, but if I wanted to buy something there's a rancher by the south gate that has animals for sale. I don't really know how to ride a horse or beak dog or anything though. Nobody really does that when we can just drive somewhere instead.
Jirri is staying with the woodcrafter and his wife, they lost their daughter to sickness a few months ago, and seem like nice goblins. I'll bring her a parrot toy, I didn't see any bears when I passed by the toy store. There's a lot of green parrots here for some reason.

Should I ask any more questions or go check out something else?

do you have any weapons still? if not can you even buy a piece with what you got?

I wonder if the dragon minion could turn you partially into a dragon...
Then you would be part machine, part dragon-bold.

Or maybe you should just buy that toy for Jirri, is all good.

>>574287
Why don't you ask who the snakes are? Are they a gang? Oh, and make sure to get Jirri a parrot toy. She'll love it. You're a great guy for saving her, you know?

Suggestion 2014/06/03(Tue)16:32 No. 576999 ID: 2caaa0
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Turns out the wood place is near the stables, so I make some conversation on the way back. The Snakes are a group of raiders based out of an old refinery that they've turned into a fortress of sorts. They steal food and weapons, mostly, and take goblin slaves if they can. Their leader is a gnoll named Finder, and they mostly are sergals and gnolls. They've got a bunch of scavenged vehicles and weapons left over from when the army occupied the area.

>>574291
yes, I still have my pistol and one reload.

>>574528
"So where do the dragons come from, do normal people get turned into them or something?"
"Yeah, that's the rumor, actually. They say you give up everything to it, and they're all like, mind controlled by the dragon or something. "



We get to the place, and I say goodbye. Jirri is here, generally doing kid stuff while the some goblins work the sawmill behind the place. I give her the parrot, why are there so many of them here?
"Thank you! But can you do something for me? I want my big brother, can you go get him? He is the same color as me, and his name is Deiwid."
oh crap oh crap "Uhh, sure, I'll tell him if I see him here." wait no that's not what I wanted to say! He's probably dead! "Well I have to go I'll come see you later on ok? "

"Ok, find him for me!"

crap I stepped in it this time. I don't think he's likely to just show up in town. I'm not sure who to go ask about something like that anyway. What else should I go do?

Go to the jail and see if you can speak with the wounded sergal. If David is still alive and has traveled this way he might have joined the Snake gang.

>>577083
Oh hey good idea.

>>577083
this

Triplilmus 2014/06/22(Sun)10:08 No. 579950 ID: 45c6ca
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Ok, I'm pretty sure this is where the jail is. It's the main guard house. There's a goblin and a gnoll standing outside wering the town militia uniform. I need a good story, I don't think they'll just let me in to go looking around.

Just say you're the new guy in the medical team and came to check on the prisoners.
That's not even really a lie.

>>579970
Yeah this is our best bet probably. We could even mention the sergal we want to see, specifically.

Triplilmus 2014/07/05(Sat)18:08 No. 582978 ID: d04dd0
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OK, I'll just walk up and
"Hey, this is the jail, do know where you're goin-"
"Shut it, it's a kobold."
"hurk!" I got picked up! I can't reach my gun!
"What are you doing here? Don't you have some scheiße to shovel or something?"
"I'm from the c-clinic to s-see the pr-"
"Ah, my sister sent you then? Well let's go in and call her, ja?"
"Ronni maybe you shouldn-"
"Shut it. I'm in charge this shift!"
This isn't good! The gnoll gets somebody to ring the clinic up, I can hear Veracity talking on the other end.
"So he might be hers? Oh, she wants to talk with you."
They hold the phone to my ear, what now?

Tell Veracity you wanted to check on the sergal prisoner's wounds for her. If she believes you, then you'll probably get permission to go in.

>>582979
this

Triplilmus 2014/07/13(Sun)17:39 No. 584112 ID: c46b44
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" Hello?"
"What the hell are you doing in jail?"
"I'm not in jail - "
"yet"
"I'm not in jail, I thought I would stop by and check on the sergal prisoner's wounds for you"
"Well, I didn't tell you to do that. What are you really up to? I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt right now because kobolds are dumb, but if you're a spy I'll gut you myself."

Well, that's kind of good, but how much should I tell her?

>>584112
Well okay come out with it I guess. Say you wanted to find out if the prisoner was Jirri's brother, but you didn't think you'd be able to get in if you said that.

>>584114
Not much more to it, you were just looking out for the girl you'd been taking care of before entering the town.

>>584114
for lack of better ideas, this but leave off the "but you didn't think you'd be able to get in if you said that." part

Oh and be whiny and pathetic and stuff. Don't make a brave face- spies do that.

>>584206
Spies do that too

>>584206
>>584226
That's what makes them spies.

>>576999
Dawwwwww.

>>584112
Oh no! Um, do you think its alright to tell her you suspect the prisoner is a relative of the child that was under your care? I don't see any other options, might as well tell her you're there for that.

She seems to be a racist. Maybe she'll warm up to the idea that you're helping her kind.