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Wiki, complete with prior threads and mechanics: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Gun_for_Hire_Quest
Disc: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/37315.html
IRC: #Golemquest, #Undersewers

GUNS FOR HIRE: THE FIRST SEASON
Armas Laine-a name that's getting some recognition. Current Master of Amen. Leader, laissez-faire director and founder of the magical band of mercenaries known as the Laine Corporation. One-time owner and auctioneer of the Demonic Artifact, Mammon's Device. Pals around with the Turkish Ruling Dragon. Friend of the Wyld Goblins of Istanbul. Went Drinking with the Wizard Mad Drunk. Guardian of both a Valkonen and a War Walker. The spearhead behind removing a german criminal influence from the playing field, shouldering the mafia with a debt to him. But of the man himself, little is yet known. He simply appeared on the playing field, and promptly began tweaking noses like an antagonistic child. Making trollish waves, Armas Laine has settled into not just Istanbul-but into the worlds of magic, and power alike, enjoying the good times, perilous, surreal and oft-horrific as they can be. He was not, and has never been prone to dwelling on things when he could be getting excited about a new thing to investigate. Those of courteous inclinations would call him a child at heart with mostly good intentions-those not so kindly worded would call him a perpetually immature asshole. Both would be right.
Currently, Armas is trying to see his company through clearing a rather large bloat of concurrent jobs and appointments, still trusting his hands-off approach to see his minions through their own duties. On this day…


I answer a few questions, mostly for my own satisfaction, the moment I'm up.

First, I try editing my soul binding from 'only regenerate magical energy [today]' with 'can only perceive souls [today]'. The absolute moment I do HB flies from the room's corner and lands on my nose.
>[HB]"You will stop that."
"Uh-why? I can soul-sense for MILES like this, so-"
>[HB]"Your enhanced regeneration is what allows me to not constantly be shackled to your personage. It is what fuels the swarm I can form-as well as my continued studies of that art. Removing that binding cripples the both of us by removing my magnum opus of magical warfare, and I shall not have it."
"…."

I change the binding back.

Yes, he's my spirit animal-or, I guess he's my familiar, since he's still got his body, I guess. And that, officially, makes him subordinate to me. That said… he's, like, 90% of my coolest current tricks, and I have no clue how to do them on my lonesome if I piss him off forcing the issue. Not to mention I have to date not forced the issue of our relative positions once-and in fact have never told him that ours is anything but a neutrally equal binding. So… back to regen-orientation for my soul-binding it is.

With that… cleared up… I once again explore my mixing of Summer Fleshcrafting and Winter Chakra-but with the aid of HB around, so that in a worst case scenario I can still regenerate. …Okay fine, maybe I shouldn't muck with that binding-that energy supply is why I can even do all this. And so, distracted as I am, I attempt to mix the two-and blow my hand off. It's not that bad, in the grand scheme of things-and after I regenerate the vaporized appendage, I get back to work. What I find is… bothersome. It seems even a little bit of power sets off the explosion-and that the explosion's potent enough that, even if I reinforce my body against it in preparation it still shreds me. I try going with minimum power levels and still run afoul of the explosive reactions, and eventually abandon it after an exhaustive few hours of nothing but failures no matter the permutation, no special ways to slip in any actual functional harmony. I simply don't, at this time, have enough knowledge of hybrid magical theory to really experiment my way into success, I fear-and that leaves study as my one real way to advance. But what to study-should I just ask a dragon to do magic for me? Hardly. I feel that spending pretty much the whole morning conclusively testing this is enough I don't need to worry about this until I've really got more to work with.

After spending some time answering some oh-so-burning internal questions… and by that I mean just the newest iterations of my endless stream of obsessive curiosity-I get on to more productive things. Like-
[In Japanese]"Oy, Sake!"
>[Sake][In Japanese]"Bwuh?"
"Stop licking yourself for a second and tell me what I need to know about interacting with bigwig Yakuza."
Sake lets his bottom flop out of his grasp as he considers the question.
>[Sake]"Hm. Well for one-don't be anything but officially polite unless you want stuff to come down to violence right then and there. The mundane yakuza can be more verbally volatile I've heard, but the magic members know to keep a lid on shit. That doesn't mean you ACTUALLY gotta be polite: Just act like it, you know? In fact, they'll probably respect you a bit more if you can be… authoritatively formal, I guess. …No, not formal-jokes are fine too, but again, only if they're more or less proper looking at face value."
"Passive aggressive dick-wagging contests?"
>[Sake]"Nailed it in one."
"Easy to work with then. So-let's go feed Silja"
>[Sake]"Aw, now? But that'll make me tired all day!"
I ruffle the little furball's coat.
"Relax, I'm just looking for a half treatment-someone might need a rub before tomorrow, after all."
>[Sake]"I guess that works. Nine bodies then?"
"Unless half of what you can do has changed."
>[Sake]"Nope-I've only gotten new soul-tricks, not body tricks."

It says something, how blasé Gianni and Dávgon alike are about their now-daily duties assisting me in what, technically, is the repeated fatal mutilation of a humanoid to feed a monstrous pile of meat. Given I've got a hell of a vested interest in seeing the overly polite and recently chipper Silja reincarnated, I'm not that bothered by what we do. After all-we keep her from feeling any pain from our harvesting, which legally we aren't even required to do.

…Every now and then, I wonder if the darker norms of the Magical world are going to push me past a line that even I'd regret crossing…

Before I pass that off as being a case of bad gas. Yeah, that's it.

I pull out the file on Baki and skim through it once to see if my rough recollection of the man seems to pan out-and then I read it thoroughly, looking for something that feels new. Nothing, really-certainly, I pay a modicum more attention to the reports of his Turkish upbringing making him more confrontational in 'formal' settings than most in his particular field. It's no major breakthrough or critical data point-but it'll help, of that I have no doubt. I ponder it as I get dressed in a particular favorite amongst the suits-the dark-blue suit striped with the word orange. After a google check and a quick talk with Sake, I decide I probably SHOULD do the whole 'bring a gift' thing to be properly savvy of their cultural predilections. …Mandragora root, sounds good to me-Baki's a vegan, it's a vegan food, great. …Eh, might as well cook it. It'll only take me like twenty minutes to whip up some spiced mandragora fries… and wrap it in exceptionally boring chocolate brown wrapping.
>[Sake]"This is gonna be fun, going back among my birth culture!"
You're really gung ho about it, aren't you.
>[Sake]"Totally!"

I check the clock, blow the last half hour on fine-tuning my soul-sensing and sphere labyrinth dual orientation… and decide it's time. First, I walk up to Svetlana, present an open, empty hand, close it, and have HB fleshcraft a hummingbird into my opening palm, which I promptly present to Svetlana and ask her to keep safe for me. Despite the strangeness of the delivery, the beautiful little bird smooths over the reception. Mere and IT on my person, and no other weapons. HB atop my tie, Sake wrapped around my collar. With my gift in hand and SB at my back, I head on out to my appointment, noting the Russians to be heading off for some sort of celebratory meal. After a brisk walk, I'm at the massage parlor-and just like Sake told me, Baki tries to foist the gift back on me-exactly once. Then, when I insist-

He snatches the bag out of my hands with delicate grace.
[Baki][In Japanese]"I'll look at that-now, there's… people that want to talk to you."
[In Japanese]"No doubt-lead the way."
Baki holds his hands up to me with a gentle shake of his head.
[Baki]"Hold on: you armed?"
"Definitely-my Artifacts."
Baki doesn't blink at it-but his soul tells a different story.
[Baki]"Right. Well-follow me."
After the surprisingly brief and wholly verbal weapons check, I'm lead through a back door of the closed shop, where a trio of men, each with wholly warded souls, sit patiently on one side of a long table. I bow to them exactly as much as they do to me, and seat myself in silence while they continue to openly appraise me. It is some ten, fifteen seconds after Baki's excused himself that the one on the left speaks.
[Yak1]"We are representatives of a sect of the Sumiyoshi-kai. Forgive the secrecy, but we are honor-bound to keep our names to ourselves. If you deem it acceptable, please refer to me as Mister Cryptid."
His words lack any sign of accent-and are spoken in english, a further surprise to me. The man speaking has a wing-tipped pompadour over a particularly well-lined and overly sun-drenched face, with his eyelids nearly indistinguishable from the wrinkles surrounding them. His upper lip is oversized, and gives him a simian, almost impish cast. As I take in the man in the burgundy suit and bow tie, I glance to the right, to look at the next speaker-who speaks japanese.
[Yak2][In Japanese]"While my honored colleague Mister Cryptid has so graciously left me with the honor of telling you he represents the Inu-Hanma-rengo, I most deign to name my own accolades as well: I can be known as God Hand, and represent the similarly named Kamiken-rengu"
The name, at first, does nothing. But the thick face, the bullish build, the rough tone… it smacks of something, something I remember from the fighting buffs back in the army and their incessant study of famous badasses. It takes Sake's hiss on my shoulder, his squeak uttered loud enough for my ears alone, the verbalization of the word 'toro' that makes it click: I'm looking at Masutatsu Oyama, the freaking God Hand. …If I wasn't already so acclimatized to running in magic circles, that would have been mightily impressive to me. Now, it's just interesting.

I turn to the man in the middle, dressed in formal japanese wear and wearing an oni mask, surrounded by the scent of incense.
[Yak3]"I'm afraid the Oni aren't truly a union, group or collective to be claimed as my own-so I must simply call myself Oni, representative of the Oni, recursive as it sounds."
From my shoulder, Sake speaks up.
>[Sake]"I am the Kamaitachi trio of Sake, shōchū and Toso."
Pompadour man inclines his head with an apeish smile, and speaks-now in japanese, just like the rest.
[Mister Cryptid]"Your candidness is appreciated on behalf of your honored colleague."
My shadow speaks next, still sticking to my feet.
[SB]"A Shadow of the man that you wished to meet, and as such, every bit as… private, as that sort is known to be."
This introduction seems to go over well enough. My turn.
[In Japanese]"As you no doubt already know, I am Mister Laine, here to represent Laine Corperation, who I assume you are all familiar with."
There are a series of nods…. and the meeting gets underway.

It takes a whopping four hours, at least half of which is just formalities, platitudes, and overly polite speech, but in the end I learn things important enough to warrant such a heavy time investment.
0-Seems they wanted to feel me out as a potential ally that they could look at mutual nonaggression with. This seems almost wholly due to their perception of me as a threat, and can be taken as proof positive I'm actually making a name for myself.
0-Each of the men here either leads or has the ear of the group they represent-and between the three of them, represent three quarters of the Sumiyoshi-kai yakuza members here in Istanbul. This means getting a nonaggression with them isn't QUITE the same as getting one with all the yakuza in Istanbul-but it's damned close, especially with the Sumiyoshi's efforts to keep its Japanese rivals from joining it.
0-The Golden Death Gods, it seems, don't belong to any one clan, but to the wholly magical facet of the overarching yakuza group these three belong to: As such, despite being the strongest group in the Istanbul based yakuza, they have no representatives or say in this meeting, and are effectively owned soldiers.
0-Mister Cryptid attracts my attention by having a whopping three of the seven golden death gods be from his clan prior to their new positions. I get the distinct sense he's the closest thing to a 'boss' of the Golden Death Gods as I'll run into.
0-Seems that my association with a national of theirs, Ito, is a topic they want to bring up-and unless I miss my understanding, they sought my permission to approach the man about teaching some of their own recruits. My gut tells me they're more interested in shutting down Lo Fang's access to Ito.
0-Mister Cryptid's a punny guy, no doubt about it. 'Oni' is every bit as fickle as Iron Trick, and the God Hand… well, he's like a human HB, really. Frankly, I know all their personality types, and have no issue shooting the shit or being serious with them-and it showed in our interactions.
0-Seems that, in addition to non-aggression, they'd like to look into being able to privately hire us to discretely solve internal issues, provided I'd be willing to sign soul-binding documents to enforce my own discretion on any given job. They mention pay grades in the millions, and I inform them I'm interested, but not committed. Each gives me a number, and asks for my own.
0-All three are surprisingly blunt on exactly one topic: Lo Fang. They want him, and his Shaolin influences gone. They won't ask me to stop working with him-but they do ask me to not work against them, and to keep my mind open to a potentially lucrative hit on Lo Fang. I can't deny my curiosity is piqued.
0-Mister Cryptid, at one point, asks if my Hummingbird is the same I traded an Artifact of Mammon for-I confirm it is. He is immensely impressed.
0-Most importantly, I get the sense that if these guys can't see Lo Fang gone in about a season, give or take, they're okay with packing up and heading back home.

Stuffed full of knowledge, we part ways, Baki gives me a cordial nod for the fries, and I head back home. Once there, I spend a solid chunk of evening working with HB on his Swarm shenanigans while Lyubov watches. After several hours of stuff that's still frankly above my head but clearly helps HB, I put in a few hours with Dávgon doing something rather interesting: I tear off bits of my soul to craft into souls inside bugs from the Kudoku jars. Curiously, my Romanovian regeneration lets me ignore the otherwise catastrophic personal damage and use my own soul mass as sculptable material. To be perfectly frank, since I'm making these wholly on my own with Dávgon merely advising, the first hundred and change need Dávgon to come in after me to fix my work. By the last bug though… I feel something like ease at building these, the simplest, smallest, quickest souls to make. The part I found most interesting, I think, was the soul-blanking, where my own soul signature was scoured off the soul mass before it was shaped into the new, tinier souls. After I asked Dávgon, I find that not doing so can rapidly make one an unstable Gate of Self-and seeing how Tesla's version of it, top-notch as it is, is giving Lyubov all sorts of headaches and I already have the clearly superior swarm form to my name, I see no reason to dabble. I DO, however, envision nesting hundreds of exceptionally poisonous ensouled insects in the Golem.

One thing at a time.

With twilight approaching swiftly, I have Amen gather up all the remaining bits of Doonongaes I have. Half a skeleton, two fifths of it's meat and some assorted organs-not that much, all said and done-and that's the argument Whaitiri tries to give me. Long story short though, I spend the wee hours convincing her to give me a boon with the very next magical creature of substance I feed her-be it a Wyld Goblin, an old Vampire, a Transcendant, a Minotaur, whatever-and SB assures me there's no way she can renege.

Confident in my chances of providing such a kill in the coming days, I go to sleep.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 28th, 2011
PERSONAL FUNDS: $2,864,660.00
BUSINESS FUNDS: $1,394,984.00
CASH: $6,120.00
SHADOW PATIENCE: 90%
WINTER ENERGY: 160
SUMMER ENERGY: 50/50


Monday starts off with me needing to stick around the house to be on hand when Tesla gives Lyubov her job since I frankly want to see if I can get anything out of the guy. To this end-I need to entertain myself at home. While normally I would do so by introvertedly focusing on practice with magic in a haphazard fashion, today… I spend the day with my employees. I chum around, pal about and bullshit with one and all, and get a proper sense of what they're looking to do in the coming week. I find the morning of camaraderie far more rewarding than any time spent honing magic, no matter how SB may sigh. I can feel the deepened bonds with my followers-and that isn't to be trifled with. That, and cooking breakfast for everyone doesn't hurt either.

[MINION ORDERS: SKIP TO THE END OF THE PURPLE IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ]
Vlad:
-Clear all prior orders.
-Keep working with Tidus Atmor the gunsmith. Attempt to develop system of nonverbal communication with stoic man.
-Continue widening range of resistance.
--Query Hillevi for assistance with cold exposure, express gratitude with kind words and assorted vodka each time she assists.
--Find source of acid for corrosive exposure. ...Duke is helping!
--Get repeatedly electrocuted in some fashion for energy exposure by Titus, Lyubov and/or power outlets.
--Seek means of exposure to being blown up. Ask Sake to hit him with wind bombs. Regret choice immediately, but persist.
--Attempt to increase resistance to pain. Plan to recruit Grisha and Amen for this. Have "Fun™" and try not to rupture larynx.
-Continue developing new forms of vodka infusions. Attempt to secure small amount of magic blood and shave bits off a regenerator heart for use in new experimental healing vodka idea.
-Acquire a second giant mug and have Sake's name etched into the side, leave it out for the weasel as a present with a fresh bottle of meat vodka.

Zhenya
-Wonder how so much happened to you in the past week
-Enjoy new, yet unnamed, magic pistol and other gear
-Spend more time with Matvey
-Acclimatize to Ogre strength use so that you can operate at normal levels even with it on.
-Move out.
-Keep training in general.
-Go to the Arena with Matvey.
Lev
-Go to the Arena with matvey
-Talk to Matvey again about killing your father
-Work on ways to find mother
-Practice with knives
-Try and find interesting women and magical things in Italy.
-Have fun.

Ivan
*Have a one-sided conversation with Lyubov about souls after she catches a glimpse of herself in a memory of an internal noir monologue.
*Unsure of what to do with all the free time in the morning, try some meditation, using Hawk the rifle as a mental focus. Stoically stick with it all morning, just to fill up the empty hours. Feel just that much more comfortable with the old gun in your hands.
*On the way to Ito’s on Monday morning, buy a pair of polarised sunglasses [-$50] to reduce the impact of ultraviolet vision in the sunlight. Begin wearing them everywhere. Notice that this makes people-watching habits much harder for others to notice.
*Ask Ito if he needs some more help with Camella gone for a month. Be offered temporary increase in teaching duties for triple pay. Inwardly smirk at pittance, and offer to do it for free.
*When Armas isn't around to notice it, take the family's Mosin-Nagant out, unwrap it, and give it a good clean. Try and fail to get some of the stains out of the stock. After thinking about the rifle and the family back in Russia, write a letter to older brother Abram: let him know that the news, of death and treason, they’ve received is false.
*Notice the company's ammunition facilities sitting unused after Vlad has left for Italy and decide to waste some time making some custom ammo. Figure that silver bullets are used often enough in folklore to be useful, and buy some silver bullion to try melting down into bullets [-$3000 for a 100oz bar]. Read up on bullet-making techniques and try out the machinery with the newly-bought silver.
*On Thursday, head to Dávgon and ask for a soul quirk. At that point, gain 'SOUL EYE' trait (lv2), which lets his soul's natural shape grant him the ability to detect the presence of souls. It does not grant any soul makeup analysis abilities, just recognition of their general location.
Feodor
*Hand out gifts and receive gratitude from all except Sake who, through a series of unfortunate coincidences, repeatedly misses out on his gift.
*Spend Sunday night working on Ivanovich while the mannequin-man sings. After a strenuous weekend without Sake-healing, be put to sleep by such a lullaby. Hear from Lyubov later that Ivanovich was seen, singing and with a belly full of surgical tools, carrying a certain sleepy medic back to bed.
*Attend the psych appointment, let everything out to the man who can't reveal it: everything from the accidental cannibalism and the reaction to it from self and others to guilt over still not having found anything out about Alexei, not speaking to Mother for three years, and having let so many people die over the years. Schedule another appointment afterwards, then head to Rostislav's fight.
*On Wednesday morning, head into Mohammed's Discount pet shit and buy a Vampire Squid and a pressurised transport container for it for $14,000. Take it back to the mansion and gather Dávgon and Gianni, and spend the next few minutes taking part in a strange ritual that involves eating the squid alive, while it's wriggling and flopping tentacles all over the place. Use up most of the rest of the day having Gianni pull a fully formed and annoyed squid out until how to manifest the familiar clicks. Afterwards, make a deal with Gianni where he gets the use of Ivanovich for a project in return for teaching magical anatomy.
*During free time, practice a little with the squid's conferred abilities, especially the regeneration. Cut self and time the wounds healing, etc. When Sake-healing time arrives and Sake demands a piece of liver for his trouble, get curious. Climb on the operating table and cut a piece out for him while he watches. Sake treats it like a dinner show. Have a strange time sensing people's blood, and wonder how odd sensing Elder magic is going to be.
*Having spent the week finishing off M.A.P. cross-referencing, be prepared to use chakra at Finnigan's to lower the surgical workload a little. See how he reacts. Remember to take notes on patients and procedures, still. Find a new patient, who goes by 'Mrs. K', to be very interesting in the general strangeness of her maladies-like having her bones replaced with stone.
Rostislav
*Head to the Zosimus mansion with Titus for a guard mission, meeting the head Zosimus vamp; the charge, a teenaged girl; and the other two guards on the job: a German juggler in a Nazi uniform by the name of Armin and what looks like a tattooed zombie, that turns out to be a man named Radu Hagi. Chat with Titus and the others for the evening, stab Radu repeatedly with a memory-thief knife (receiving the wounds, and the memory loss that goes with them), and set up a shift rotation for the mostly silent girl.
*Using the first night off from the guard job, fight Adib at the late night Fight Club. Take a lot of damage during the fight, but win by stabbing the black guy in the eye with a chewed off finger. Learn after the fight, while Gianni's healing the two barely-conscious combatants, that Adib is a two thousand year old flesh golem. Spend the rest of the night drinking.
*After spending a shift and a half being cursed by Radu for fun, get bored and try reading an old journal from the guard room bookcase. Fail to see parallels between self and the magical-blooded golem-man hunted by vamps from the journal. Get bored and, tempting fate, ask Radu if anything's going to happen. What do you know, Radu replies with, “Well, there IS the gentleman mind-locking the vampires in the house while Zosimus and his fellow elders are out.” Follow Radu's lead, opening the door for the intruder, up to the point where Radu, slack-jawed and blank-eyed, is mind-locked himself. Try fighting the obviously dangerous intruder, and be thrown about, have limbs dislocated and arms flayed for the trouble. Eventually rage so hard that skinless arms tear themselves apart, becoming flailing bone-filled tentacles, whereupon the red-caped intruder remarks that a shoggoth is too much trouble and leaves. Spend the next ten minutes trying and failing to get a drink with extraordinarily damaging tentacle arms before passing out as Radu wakes up. Come to in time to give a report to the vampire elder, while Armin's Masterful Hands put tentacles back in place, and receive a pair of sizeable black diamonds as a bonus payment. Spend the rest of the shift talking to Radu about rituals and make a deal with Titus to buy some of his divine lightning gems [-$50k] to pay for curse ritual training.
*Wednesday night, for the off-shift, head to the mansion for a nice calming magic beer. Upon arriving, encounter an irregularly irate Big Crazy clutching an ragingly rabid wolverine. Become instantly gleeful. When BC demands more money for what was an obviously more difficult than he expected mission, offer him an extra $100,000 and swap him an armful of magic beer bottles [-8L magic beer, -$150k] for the wolverine. Note his immediately calmer disposition on drinking the beer. Race to Davgon to have him bind the wolverine, where he remarks that the beast requires an additional binding beforehand as it's essentially a living Hate Fragment, if a small one. It's still HIS hate fragment now.
*Trade a promise to Titus for his surplus lightning gems, then trade the gems to Radu Hagi for teaching. Spend the rest of the week's uneventful hours eating, drinking, and learning curse rituals from Radu. Remember to keep the blood production and blood iron charms on to speed the process of making the blood iron knife.

Titus:
-Do the guard job for the next two weeks. Hang out with Rosti and the other two guards, try not to get dead from either enemies or employer.
-Spend off-nights in forest talking with that lightning tree he Named. Continue finding her alien, but mostly nice.
-Spend free time building the mk.IV taser glove. Use the opalised wood for backing on the backs of the hands and knuckles. Opals for capacitor banks and the Lightning Ridge opal and twice-struck flash stone for primary supercapacitors. Raiju hide (2/4 remaining) outputs a constant charge to charge the capacitors and electrify the opalised wood. The usual nomex-P155-kevlar mix for the glove, possibly supplemented with the dryad-blood rubber if Titus doesn't need it for the wiring (it seems Tesla coils can be used for wireless electrical transmission; since Titus is sorta pals with Tesla's Witch Saint, it seems almost polite to use his technology). There'll be energy bleed-off, but with the rubber protecting Titus and the hefty (and free) energy output from the pelt, he ought to be all right.

>Bagga
>Considering the missions he has been on so far, it's obvious Bagga has much to learn. Try looking for a super natural boxing club to hone and test his boxing skills.
>Talk to Gianni about the body mods and enhancements. Look into some additional lessons about the body as well. He does seem to know a lot about it.
>Go shopping for gear! Some enhancements for the gauntlets would be good,along with some basic, multi purpose gear..
>With the gain of Igne(his pet cactus) ponder the thought of running a company herb garden that can focus on various healing and boosting plants. Probably will have to talk to the higher ups about this.
>Continue with the Ito lessons per usual and check up on his fellow orphan vamps. Just because he's working doesn't mean he should forget about them.
>Continue the vampire lessons. Try to learn some advanced techniques and find out a bit about the vampire scene. Can't skip on that.
>Prep for the Arena with Matvey, Zhenya, and the others.
>Finish ALL his missions!
LYUBOV WEEKLY GOALS
L*~Tesla’s job to break into an AORB outpost and fix their painfully inefficient divinitech generator takes priority... but how's she going to get in? Tesla' not introducing her...
L*~Daily Lessons in divine magic fundamentals with Sake as long as he is willing. Which stops about midway into the week.
L*~Make sure Svetlana is settling in well (drag her into interacting with people if required).
L*~As many lessons with Armas as time permits and as he is willing to give (divine-based flesh and soul magic demonstrations, essentially).
L*~Finish the Mk I Plasma Wing and work on a wearable MkII Plasma Wing ready for Sake.
L*~Visit the magic electronics shop, ask after local magic electronics clubs/associations, and buy parts required for the Mk II Plasma Wing (magic superconducting wire if available and affordable, magic rectifiers, quartz crystals, batteries, resistors, and other parts).
L*~Visit Placid at least three times during the course of the week, either alone or with Sake and/or Armas. Deliver his textbooks and talk to him about whatever strikes his fancy. It’s always intellectually engaging and fun talking with him. Show him the Mk I Plasma Wing!
L*~Talk to Hyougo at least three times this week. Be sure to hit topics like “how do you feel about witch saints? There's a new one in my city,” and “I’ve been working on a new project, look at this cool Plasma Wing thing!” and “I really pissed off my friend, what do you suggest I do to apologize?” Find Hyougo is dazzled by the Witch saint question, and doesn't comprehend caring what her friends think when it conflicts with her views-that... doesn't sound good.
L*~Apologize to Zhenya and Matvey for video recording their unfortunate incident with the gift to Duke. Turn the original video discs in to Matvey, have a good cry with Zhenya after explaining what a witch saint actually is in greater depth. Still not over the death memories thing…
L*~Talk to Andrei and Hillevi in depth about being a witch saint, ask what she’s heard of them, explain most of what is known in general, omitting only the details of the deal with Tesla. Agree to help Andrei with getting in contact with mortal hacker contacts who know magic hacking of mundane systems (in exchange for him owing her or Tesla a favor). Make it clear to Andrei that he’ll be expected to pay these people for his education, and suggest he ask Armas for a budget for it. Make the call to Tesla about it.
L*~Go out to the Leprechaun bar with Dávgon, Hillevi, Armas, possibly others for a few drinks, broach the idea of a betting parlor with Bonzi (simulcast video of arena fights, a secure interface with mortal banking systems, betting booths, first access and direct input in what would be a pilot program).
L*~If Bonzi likes the idea, and there are no issues that would scupper it, research companies that do electronic gambling (Quixant looks good, relatively low cost solutions with established secure protocols...). Plan on requesting a meeting with the Hobgoblin arena owners.
L*~Read up on wireless cave communication systems.
L*~Remind Armas that Dávgon needs a research budget for monster anatomy and divine magic.
L*~After the unfortunate incident with Sake, have a talk with Kuvey and resolve to be more mature and less meddlesome (except when the situation actually merits meddling, which really amounts a resolution to get more information before meddling).
L*~Look into a charm for Sake which will prevent the Punning issue from being catastrophic for him again.
L*~Get some Ferret Tubes for Sake. Those things are awesome to play in. ($200)
L*~Borrow Matvey’s bracer and really analyze it, figure out what is failing and what could be repaired. Make this a joint project with Armas. Practice possible solutions in the plasma container.
L*~Talk to Hillevi about spin ice monopoles and superconductors, with an eye toward using the everice spell matrix to make both of those products practical. Contact Furukawa Electric about their high temperature superconductors, and buy dysprosium titanate from a chemical supplier (500 grams for $1,400) for the spin ice project.
L*~In either case if Hillevi is reluctant, point out that a complete manufacturing process would probably be of value to her clan, if nothing else as a process that they can license to other ice manipulators who are interested in manufacturing products that will be in demand. Though what they do with it ultimately would be up to the clan head, he could probably be convinced it is valuable.
L*~Continue the research into Armas’s past as time permits.

Matvey Orders
/\/\-Hand Armas the report he asked for with full details on the trip, relevant news you've picked up, reports on other's ability gains, and compensation to the tune of 25% of your winnings ($386,125) for using several of the disposable charms and a promise to keep him personally informed of future arena ventures and your or other's use of company gear so that he can get a proper cut.
/\/\-Undergo concentration training to prepare your mind for using Conceptual magic at least once per day, finding a soundproof room or secluded spot away from prying eyes when possible.
/\/\-Witness Armas' hummingbird instructing Ohotnik in 'how to be a proper warrior' at breakfast, request that he allow you to watch and assist as you are Ohotnik's master and trainer. Suddenly be taken to a very odd void with only wind, the hummingbird, Ohotnik, the Nothern Night Soldier bioarmor, and yourself as occupants and participate in a bizarre exercise where the hummingbird educates Ohotnik with an obviously hummingbird inclined, but correct worldview, assisting and elaborating yourself when possible. Come out from subjective hours of training with breakfast still in progress.
/\/\-Meet a nice couple at the dog park who breed Kangals who inquire about Ohotnik (having been recently trained to disguise himself as one for ease of movement through cities). Have a pleasant chat with them and receive contact information and the offer to come and socialize Ohotnik with their young dogs.
/\/\-On the way back from the park see a very curious sight, a dog barking at Ohotnik in a way that somehow cowed him. After following the strange dog see it disappear into a tree. The bioarmor revealing after the fact it was likely a hound of the Erking and the tree was acting as a divine portal.
/\/\-At night classes find two strange men, both transcendents of different stripes than yourself challenging you to face them in the arenas because you defeated a woman they both wanted to face in your last match at SugarSkull's arena. They both offer the same challenge with the same stakes-Shuhadaku Zayin against their swords and one of their arms. Choose to face the transcendent body known as Samson Aegis in one month.
/\/\-Stay after that night, until even the other Russians and students who join in drinking after classes leave, and talk to Ito about a very disturbing thing you learned through Shuhadaku Zayin about his past in the military and things he was made to do in his service. Talk to him and ask his advice on how to stay sane and free in this life. Stumble back home in a drunken haze after one too many drinks are shared over the subject.
/\/\-Pass a note on to Armas regarding the Erking hound you spotted, a proposal for what to do with Iskander's rather unique aerial abilities, and a brief description of the challenge you accepted.
/\/\-Get Hillevi to carefully freeze the Northern Night Soldier bioarmor so that it gains greater defenses to cold and have Titus shock it with his latest iteration of glove for greater resistances to each respective attack type next molting
/\/\-Clear some time for a brief venture to SugarSkull's arena to acquire the additional funds needed hopefully for a house outside the city proper.
/\/\-Train in Dunter Footwork under Ricky and Lucy as they are available.
/\/\-Take a visit to Das Bones', the magical diner owned by a powerful golem that Bagga invited everyone to to celebrate your return home. Ask Das Bones for assistance and learn about the nature of conceptual cutting while washing dishes. Acquire permission to return and help around the kitchen for more pointers on conceptual cutting.
/\/\-Enter the armory and have Satai print off a couple orientations one for adhering to surfaces and one that repels you from them.
/\/\-Watch Rostislav's bout at the fight club, a very brutal affair. Assist in helping Rostislav and the other Russians get out of the aftermath okay and join in celebratory drinks with everyone afterwards.
/\/\-When the opportunities arise throughout the week go to Das Bones' at the usual lull periods for advice while assisting him with basic kitchen chores.
/\/\-Go with Zhenya to offer Duke a gift she purchased for him with her winnings only to have to suffer through an incident you would rather not mention to anyone. Ever. (It involves vomit. And laughter.)
/\/\-Spend more time with Zhenya afterwards and eventually ask her if she would like to come with you to live outside of the mansion and find she accepts. Tease her about the specifics of the house you've been spotting out for days after.
/\/\-Find Lyubov knocking on your door after the incident, offering up the tapes of it she and Andrei took. Be appreciative Lyubov decided not to do terrible things with the discs like she seemed so inclined and after she leaves feel less aggravated with her in general.
/\/\-Talk with Davgon likewise after the incident and fall into some much needed good cheer when he convinces you to laugh at yourself a little. Fall asleep that night knowing you have a good friend.
/\/\-Be visited by a Valkyrie late in the night with an offer to become an Einher, refuse and be surprised when a second, much different offer is made in a voice unmistakeably belonging to Odin himself for a future task he will give to you should you acquire Body Transcendance. The voice offered a token of advice for the future as it cut out and the Valkyrie disappeared.
/\/\-Talk to Armas in the morning, asking if he is willing to allow you to live outside of the mansion and have some vacation time in the next few days. Fight the uphill battle that is that of an officer trying to live off-site, offering $350,00 if he allows you to do so and gives you the vacation time. Regardless pay for the damages Ohotnik has recently caused to the house playing with Ohotnik that cost blood to repair ($19,000).
/\/\-If plans for moving out and a vacation go through give Armas the address of your new residence and provide contact information if it were already known to anyone who may need you. Provide select friends the address so that they may visit.
/\/\-Enjoy quality time with Zhenya and Ohotnik at the new place.
Iosef Orders
-Complete any missions asked of you.
-Go find things to do with your newly found muscles.
-Ask Ito if he has anything you could do now that Camella is gone and you have free time again, see if you can't test out your new muscles at rival gyms. What's this, a job breaking dojos? AWESOME!
-Ask Satai if you can get some copies of pages from the chakra book for orientations that help with the weird ritual things you do at Johan's shop.
-Continue making visits to mister Johan's shop to help him clear out his backlog of rituals so he'll teach you things.
-Invite Karma over to the mansion to hang out, not having paid attention to the time Camella mentioned the rules about guests, but also not know Karma was cleared the potential problem solves itself all without being thought about.
-Ask Karma about all that demon name, ritual magic, runing stuff mister Johan mentioned he accepted as payment.
-Call that one waitress from the ambulance mission.
-Now that Boris is gone all the delicious food is too, find this unacceptable and look for places you can eat out. Look for places that offer free food and glory for eating large meals, grin at what a deal you're getting every time and at your growing collection of awesome souvenir shirts.

Svetlana:
-Track down Armas and ask him how much he will be paying her. Find actually catching him to ask hellishly difficult. If you didn't know better, you'd say he's avoiding you! Then, at the end of the week, find a letter in her pocket detailing that she'll be making 5k a month.
-Ask about the risks and consequences of receiving language grafts. Ask for a graft of Turkish so she can do her job properly. Recieve one from a shadow. This.. is strange.
-Work with Satai on comic book job. Boringly complete job over the week.
-Handle purchasing legal, nonmagical, nonweapon goods for Satai.
-Attempt to fulfill the requests of her superiors quickly and efficiently. This takes priority over everything else, she needs to make a good impression after all.
-Make company letterhead that meets with Armas's approval. It's orange.
-Start gathering company records and copying them for the archive she will be maintaining. Roughly split the archive into financial, administrative, and field sections to start with. Ask superiors how they want access to the archive to be handled. Be told by Satai he wants exclusive access to the financial records. Wonder if this is a joke. Free access to company members, graduated access levels depending on position in the company, no access below officer level, or some other way?
-Set up and run a message centre for company use. Members of the company can leave messages with her for others and she'll make sure they get to them.
-Be available to take calls and messages for anyone who wants her to.
-Spend some time during the week with Cookie Lady, who Lyubov introduced her to before church on Sunday. Enjoy the company of someone normal. Make a mental note to get her name again, it isn't like her to forget.
-Lend a hand in the kitchen since Boris is in Italy. Avoid eating any magical food herself.
-Be open to suggestions on what other members of the company want her to do. They have a better idea of the needs of the company.
-Try to get to know her new coworkers and socialize.
Igor:
-Be happy that he's good enough at chakra to not have to worry about metabolizing magic anymore. Camella went to Italy so everyone is OBVIOUSLY in the clear, right?
-Be very excited about having a magical hammer to work with, but worry he isn't good enough to do it justice.
-Experiment with the hammer's effects to ensure future projects are as good as they can be.
-Work on any projects SB gives him to do with the hammer, in exchange for help and advice on other projects he uses the hammer for and information on shadows in general.
-Work on making smithing tools using the hammer. Hopefully tools that can interact with shadow/soul will afford him finer control over the final form of things he shapes with the hammer.
-Offer to make something for Ito, as way of thanks for the training he's provided. Mention he's got a magic hammer now but warn he's not very good yet. Promptly be asked by Ito to make him some new old-timey bumpers. That.. sounds simple, right?
-Tell Armas he's finished the golem's pair of gauntlets and he'll upgrade them with the hammer once he gets the hang of it. Offer to start working on armoring the rest of it, if Armas wants to pay him for it. Bluntly mention he wishes he had a way to see the soul/shadow planes for smithing with the new hammer. And more money. And metal, or he can't make the armour. Be told to get his ass a body-mod to see that shit from Placid. Be told it will be free. ...Find concept a bit unnerving.
-Begin smithing armour for himself. A set of Almain rivet, to be exact. Supposed to be relatively simple to construct. Perfect for a first attempt.
-If asked to do projects warn that he has somewhat busy with the projects he's working on already. If what they want done is for company use, tell them to go through Satai. If they want personal work done, tell them it isn't his magic hammer so they'll need company permission if they want magic gear.
-Get back to tinkering with his watches now that he has the time. It's been a while.

Andrei:
-Work towards developing remote control armored stationary turrets that can fit motors and mounts strong enough for miniguns. Install cameras, both regular and IR.
-Program tracking and facial recognition software for turrets for autonomy. Buy and cannibalize kinects for help and inspiration with sensors and body and facial recognition, look through other already available solutions as well.
-After these are done, work towards getting turrets mobile with some treads.
-Build three redundant IFF systems for company to avoid friendly fire with automated targeting: Buy cheap phones, alter them so that they query -> answer through bluetooth automatically, ask to spray paint a glyph on mission suits in IR reflective see-through shellack, and hook up an IR leds on suits on a separate system, set to light at query. Hand these out.
-Decide you want to magic up your specialty. Find Lyubov. Ask if Tesla would be willing to help him along the way of finding a teacher. Be told she'll ask.
-Decide to go after other venues for now. Go to The FUTURE Shop. Inquire after someone who could teach the magical side of hacking. Get told the name of a rather expensive group that can teach him personally, lessons to some measure of functional confidence would cost ~250k. For instructional material, he can get a collection of DVDs for 40k, or an actual book for 85k, and if he's looking for examples of magical hacking code to purchase and pick apart, each instance usually runs 5-15k.
-Go ahead and buy the book.
-Start learning magical hacking from book. Damn you book, stop keeping things back from him!
-Start making 3D map of Istanbul that would let him translate where the company is on the map and send data on enemy and friendly positions to helmet HUDs. Hook up a GPS, a transmitter and three 3D surface imagers on a large RC car, on pointing straight ahead, two pointing to the sides.
-Try to find Dmitrii to ask after a stealth charm for said RC car.
-Drive around in car when bored of reading and coding and no urgent tasks, always make sure to roll it back in the house. Shamelessly rip off Google Maps for pictures, driving around with a camera rig occasionally to see that it's accurate.
-Talk to Armas about compensation for editing work. Also ask whether he has ideas for venues of selling finished videos.
-Go to the psychiatrist once per week. Complain how living in murderous house and being surrounded by constant magical radiation makes him a dick and gives him cancer.
Satai Orders
$ - Complete assigned company jobs
$ - Murder a certain gargoyle in retribution
$ - Focus relentlessly on improving control and understanding of mindscape
$ - Attempt to learn to separate, recognize, and manipulate mental inputs
$ - Work on building useful mental constructs
$ - Discuss mind manipulation with potentially well-informed parties
$ - Examine others' minds if and when possible
$ - Seek additional sources of information on magic, particularly mind magic and rituals
$ - Read through all available written resources on magic-related topics
$ - Keep sniping; attempt more rapid target acquisition and precise shots
$ - Keep training with Hillevi, using new perceptions to improve chakra skill
$ - Seize opportunities for personal profit which present themselves
$ - Continue looking after Stacey
$ - Go out with Verusha and/or friends to magical night spots when possible; build contacts and enjoy self
$ - Take careful, measured steps toward resuming habitual magically-oriented promiscuity
Grisha Orders
G - Go to the Arena with Lev, and have fun!
G - Have some Fun™ with Vlad and Amen before leaving for Italy, since he asks so nicely~ Invite Anguisher.
G - Introduce Anguisher to Amen, get opinion. Amen likes him!
G - Go to Italy, bringing Anguisher and some motorcycles for planned biking adventures with Lev.
G - Study under Anguisher in the arts of pain and villainy!
G - Study on top of Lev in the arts of fun and Fun™!
G - Keep the town in line and take frequent day trips to really enjoy Italian life. Bring Sake when possible!
G - Don't neglect martial arts training- see if Camella will help since there's no more dojo to use.


I also must admit, seeing Go Ping there, meticulously assessing each practitioner's ability for the now clearly optional training, makes me happy-I haven't had a chance to talk to the guy for a while, and I've always thought of him as a pretty cool guy.

….WELL, that was a hell of an informative morning. By the time I'm done hearing from everyone, it's past lunchtime and I'm cooking again. That is-until Tesla calls. Long story short-I find I like the guy. He called Lyubov just long enough to give her a job then hung up before she could ask a single question-or I could try to talk with him. Further, the job's simple at face value but fraught with complications: Lyubov needs to get inside of what is supposed to be a SECRET AORB base in Istanbul, and… improve the efficiency of a woefully outdated divinitech generator within. I have to say, I like the science god's chutzpah.

While Lyubov's mulling the challenge over, I bring her with me to go spend an afternoon with Placid. He shows us both his progress with the souls I gave him-and rather impressive work, at that-and listens raptly as we tell him more stories. He is, as he consistently ends up, a wholly calming and pleasing entity to be around, and I find myself nearly regretful when we leave three hours later. Placid promises to have the souls ready for us by the next time we visit-and I get the feeling he might have felt a bit bad he didn't have them ready this time.

When I get back to the mansion, I explore the previously inconsiderable ability Hummingbird mentioned to me before… and finish unlocking the mobility boosts the bird can offer me. I now have to constantly regenerate to sustain it, but my body can be made to shift directions without regard for gravity-just like before-but at speeds wholly comparable to an actual hummingbird-and THAT is new. Couple this with Dunter step, and I can move fast enough I can rip a shoe apart on my foot just from the sheer force involved-it's rather impressive, and… means I might be looking at dodging bullets in the not-to-distant future. Which, I have to admit, would be cool as shit.

I'm four hours into acclimatizing to the ramped up performance-and frankly getting used to being able to accelerate to roughly fifty miles an hour in less than one step-when Matvey knocks on the door.

"Hey-come in."
The man in question does as told, walking over with a report in hand.
"That the report you mentioned this morning?"
>[Matvey]"That it is."
"And what about the receipt from Oyak?"
At that, the officer pauses.
>[Matvey]"…That… is for three things. One-I am paying you back for the blood expended repairing the house after Ohotnik's antics."
"Rather diligent of you. That's one. Next?"
>[Matvey]"…A quarter of my winnings from the arena, more than enough to cover the charms expended in the process."
"Two for two things I want to hear. What about the third?"
>[Matvey]"A request. I would like to move offsite and live in a house of my own. I have no intention of leaving your service, but I would feel more comfortable elsewhere and in a place where my pet does not cause regular harm to your holdings."
Well that's something-though as I recall, there were… noises… last night that sounded rather horrifically embarrassing.
>[SB]"I had my shade record the altercation"
Ah, excellent.
Well, since I've already snap-decided to let him what with how he brought it up, I play with him a bit.
"…'Feel more comfortable' huh? Is it Amen or the people you live with?"
>[Matvey]"Amen."
There's not even an iota of hesitation to him when he utters it.
"Okay. Hell, I got no problem with Titus' camping, I see no reason you can't do something just a step more involved. You do know that I'll fully expect you to haul ass if I need you promptly, right?"
>[Matvey]"Understood, but there is another thing."
"…Well, go on."
"I would like it if you would allow me some time off in the coming days. I could use some rest and time to dedicate myself to some personal issues and training. I would also like it if you'd allow Zhenya to accompany me, both to the new living site and in this vacation time."
"Zhenya? Sure, go for it. Though I have to ask: how much time off are you talking here?"
>[Matvey]"A week."
"Starting now?"
>[Matvey]"Tomorrow night if possible, I need time to move my things."
"And you're aware that if actual shit goes down I'm rescinding that faster than a kid'd castrate Chugainov, right?"
"Fully aware sir, you wouldn't even need to ask."
…Gotta love this approach, compared to Gloom. I smirk a bit as I give my confirmation.
"Sounds good, officer. And try to enjoy the down time."

Matvey nods as he leaves-leaving behind his report.

Matvey's Itemized Undersewer Report

The Path Down
1-------Encountered first instance of resistance in the form of a clutch of warrior-cast Sahuagin, a more powerful, but less intelligent variation of the sewer level creatures. The creature's toughened skin and hard muscle was able to resist firearms and grenades we threw at them. Places where the skin was thinnest were prime targets for melee and the creatures were willing to expose them if distracted by raw meat or disoriented by flashbangs-which proved incredibly effective. But by far the most helpful tool for removing the creatures were the demonic grenades, which killed half the clutch at once.
2-------The next instance of reportable encounters was the informally named Driver Pit, home to a Draconic-Elder weaponized mythic beast who was thankfully dormant as we skirted quickly and quietly along the far side of it's domain. A major hazard in the area and notable in that it apparently destroyed a large hobgoblin arena recently. Findings: Avoid at all costs.
3-------After the Driver we encountered a strange sight, a normal man toting a hefty anvil-shaped hammer all on his own. Contact was established, after nearly beginning a violent altercation due to misunderstandings, now cleared. His hammer was at all times accompanied by the sound of clattering chains echoed through the caves, despite there being none on the hammer itself. He identified himself as Fighting Fin the Einher. He was on route to a mission to cull the breeding magical population of the undersewers. The einher may request additional backup from Gleb in order to prevent the Driver from spawning.
4-------Further down the tunnels we encountered a rogue de-masked wyld goblin that was banging on walls on the opposite side of a giant chasm, presumably in frustration. It was half again as large as the Sahuagin encountered earlier, and attacked us in a blind rage when attempts to sneak around it failed. We were forced into conflict with it on a narrow ledge where it gripped solid stone walls to support itself and lunged at us to attack. Rostislav threw a demonic flashbang at the creature, but within range of myself, endangering me. My blade was able to absorb the blast by striking it and channeling it into the creature, causing its eyes to burst. The creature attempted to rise and attack multiple times after that but it's impressive durability eventually ran out. It died when the vertebrae in it's neck were fully separated. It is unknown whether it's seeming lack of intelligence and rage were a byproduct of it's masklessness or something else entirely.
5-------The battle with the Wyld Goblin destroyed our only path forward and forced us to use an alternate route down through the massive chasm, making replication of our journey excessively difficult. Ricky and Lucy were able to carry us down and ensure a gentle fall, and we landed at the bottom atop piles of bones.
6-------A creature called a Grue going the opposite direction confronted us. A vaguely humanoid mass as far as appearances go. I later learned such creatures are generally feared for their ability to control flesh and inclination towards the dark, being weakened by the sun. It let out telepathic spores to communicate with us and asked one question, where someone known as Hillel is, after responding we did not know this Hillel it moved on. The spores were later removed by the arena before I entered a match.
7-------While still in the chasm we were ambushed by several mutated masses which were once people gifted with bloodlines by Elders. They were hiding amidst the bones that carpeted the floors. At first they only manifested tentacle appendages which came up from the ground to attack us, seemingly endless in number. The others made noteworthy performances against the mass with both firearms and melee. As we steadily made progress through the tentacles the first central heart-like being producing them emerged. A grenade directed channeled into it by my sword was able to destroy the first heart, but several more popped from under the bones as the first died. I killed another in a similar fashion as we made our escape.
8-------The last barrier between us and the arena was a stream of magma populated by Magma Dwarves. As none of us could withstand the heat involved by even be near it Ricky and Lucy took us across themselves in exchange for the last of the meat supplies Feodor brought with him.

At the Arena
1-------At the entrance of the arena we were hailed by a man in heavy armor. He identified himself as Body, an Einher, and he was on break from several months of missions and was at the arena to unwind. After brief, but pleasant introductions we were offered his advice as a regular gladiator in the arena and I learned the following: It is ill advised to see the chairman Sugarskull, an eccentric candy golem, directly until getting in one exciting match. SugarSkull isn't the real power behind the arena, he acts as a puppet for the Greek ruling dragon who owns the primary stake. The arena offers conquest and submission matches. The levels of competition being Sport where even mundane humans could compete, Mortal for those with chakra, rituals, innate magic, or martial ability that take them above mundane humans, Blood for challenges a bloodliner or equivalent could be expected to deal with, Ascendant for who are as above bloodliners as bloodliners are mundanes in terms of power, and Legendary for dragon level competitors. The other aspect of the arena, the Meat Circus, was made from a fragment of Amen taken long ago and converted into a servant structure, reworked into being totally obedient. It serves as a one stop shop for food, entertainment, and gear in the arena. It creates everything to order, customized at the buyer's request and always of the highest quality, it's works being prized for their craftsmanship.
2-------I spent the better part of several hours competing in the arena, fighting in Blood Conquest matches, the first against a Valcor of the Ibruhem vampire clan who was clad in heavy organic armor festooned with gems, whose defeat cost me significant injury to my right arm. The second match was against a popular fighter known as the Buraboor, a bloodliner who was fitted in a more slim fitting suit of organic armor. The fight seemed to excite the crowd to no end, myself still having an injured arm and being a rookie against a favored fighter who flung tentacles at me in a perilous fashion resulting in the loss of all the charms I carried and leading to a climatic set of exchanges. The fight was enough to appease SugarSkull and Body took me to meet him after my fight. SugarSkull rewarded my match by giving me use of an instant transportation system to and from the arena for myself and potentially others, barring his desire to consume them on a whim, so just myself for now.
3-------After my fights Feodor and Rostislav parted ways with me, being given free use of an instant passage to the surface carrying the rest of the money, a one time perk. I was left to my devices and used my funds to purchase the bioarmor familiar I now wear and my dog before the returning to the Redcaps to fulfill the intent of my guide agreement with them and began making my return trip.

Return Trip Summary
1-------Leaving SugarSkull's a man dressed as a butler appeared from nowhere, bypassing all means of detection. It stated it was looking for a young girl named Hillel (Morning Star), last seen wearing 'questionable attire and a petrified butterfly hair clip'. I again said I did not and it promptly left, politely asking to for me to keep an eye out. Later reports indicated that this was an Elder golem and that after it left us it encountered the Grue outside of the arena and the two fought, barring many from entering or leaving. Due to the level of entities involved it may be in the company's interest to investigate the matter further so that we might either avoid the conflict or if within our capacity make preparations to capitalize on it.
2-------A Traveler, an Acolyte of the Fourth Horseman, was spotted from afar, appearing to move towards SugarSkull's Arena. We avoided the entity entirely, later reports on the incident confirmed he was not there to join in the fight between the Grue and Elder golem, but as an entrant into Legendary Conquest bouts, supposedly very exciting to watch. Footage may be available.
3-----Now having resistances to the heat of the magma stream Ricky and Lucy asked that I slay some of the local Magma Dwarves. I attempted to kill several of the ones on the outskirts of their settlement, but eventually they roused a militia armed with magic arms and armor. Their defensive measures were impressive but eventually the defenders crumbled. I sustained extensive injuries during the battle due to a magical device they had which negated the defensive value of my bioarmor. We were blocked from returning to the arena by the previously mentioned conflict between the Grue and the Elder Golem, but I was able to continue onward.
4-------The path back through the chasm was unremarkable for the most part, a large structure I hadn't seen before served as an exceptionally long staircase back to the ledges above. From afar we could see a figure, a man in traditional knight's armor riding a motorcycle up the sheer wall of the chasm vertically. He approached us on the top and inquired about my injuries, after he was sure I was fine we chatted and I acquired contact information before he continued on to the arena.
5-------In the next series of caves a large, flaming wooden puppet tried to attack us but it's fire had no effect on anyone present, Ricky and Lucy having disappeared at the sight of potential conflict as per usual. When it seemed to realize it was incapable of damaging us with it's flames it left and we continued.
6-------Having to take an alternative path back up we moved until we reached an underground city. It was exceptionally large and well maintained. A man clad in golden armor and accompanied by crows antagonized us as we entered, asking us to leave before it attacked us, forcing me to retreat through the city itself as he attacked using multiple magic blades, crows, and even parts of the city. At the exit he finally caught up with me and levied multiple strikes at me, but the Redcaps provided last second assistance and I was able to move beyond a barrier point, where it seemed the man could no longer follow. We promptly left.
7-------A Crow Corpse Knight of Gilgamesh's, patterned after Enkidu blocked a bridge we had crossed going down. We were unable to determine what the creature's orders were and without knowing them we couldn't safely cross the bridge without risking activating it and instigating another fight. With that path blocked we were forced to take a detour to find another entrance to the sewers. Ricky offered one solution, a passageway owned by the Leprechaun Bonzi, who I had at that point not yet been introduced to. The passageway was a hidden well leading down into a small cave with a door to his bar. After knocking we found that he had long since transformed into his Glurichaun night shape and has a notable separation of memories between forms, forcing me to wait until he changed back.
8-------While waiting a Reaper agent came upon me, questioning me about an AORB agent that was killed near SugarSkull's arena. I complied with his requests, recognizing both the risk this could pose to us if TitanCorp were to learn we fought and being too injured at this point to put up a fight. He fired several nonlethal shots with his rifle at me as he questioned, but when he came to the conclusion I was not involved he left me to my injuries.
9-------Eventually Bonzi opened his door after I paid the toll of blood required (having been assured they simply use it as a safely rendered foodstuff that cannot be used to hamper us). In the future I would recommend introducing any and all important figures in the company to such contacts and in the case of Bonzi establishing relations with both his forms to ensure he is useful to us at all hours.
10-------I used to sewers to walk home and restore myself, the Sometimes Merchant having intercepted me on the way to tell me that he had a contract to discuss with you in person. I was then rerouted to the scouting mission and so ended my trek.

Contacts

Gianni Contacts: (I retrieved these for you after noticing they were owed to us for assistance lent to the mafia. As a note the various vendors haggling styles and inclinations were not given, as the mafia has elected to inform all of these contacts of us in such a way that they would be the ones to adjust to our own needs, preferential treatment in short.)
1---Juliano - Supplies illegal mundane weaponry of the firey or explosive variety, of note are the two Davy Crockett's he has in stasis.
2---Delgoro - Chemical concoctions, namely potions, poisons, and gasses.
3---Franco Senior - Supplier of fleshcrafting materials, the goods are potentially disturbing to any uninitiated fleshcrafting in action, redistribute the contact with care.
4---Galileo - Magical weapons vendor specializing in knives.
5---The Greek - Runs a shop that sells stolen, repurposed, and retooled vehicles of the magical persuasion, like demonic sport car engines or kirin motorcycles. Has connections to vehicle companies in Azerbaijan with useful skills.
6---Gregory - Can put us in contact with out of luck immigrants. Located on the docks and only available at night.

Undersewer:
1---'Fighting Fin' of Mac'O'Rory clan - Mortal Scottish Einher, and worker of bone. The only means of available contact is through other Einher. He could be very useful if you want to make use of the bones from that large creature we killed by the water.
2---Bike Knight - A bike riding knight who would be interested in purchasing the excess custom bikes we have in the mansion. He also provides lessons assuming the students are willing to provide him drinks and fun.
3---Meat Circus - An entity derived from a portion of Amen, taken by a prior owner and wiped, rebound, and repurposed into being an obedient structure which serves as an all purpose stop for arena goers, using fallen gladiators as material. All purchases are made to order, custom workings of a distinctly organic origin. What can be imagined can be purchased-for a price. The service typically deals in gold or barter and has discounts for arena competitors.

Personnel Report

Andrei: Andrei is growing increasingly mentally unstable for some unknown reason, but not in any way that seems to negatively effect him. If anything, he's programming more effectively.
Camella: Camella's soul is showing signs of draconic influence, altering her magic and increasing her overall magic content. She is not aware of this and I have yet to make mention of this to her and am awaiting your call on this.
Grisha: Grisha has recently undergone moderate body modification through Gianni to increase her physical beauty and reflexes. While her inclinations towards causing pain and suffering in others is well noted, she has recently been exploring magical means of furthering her knowledge in the field. It would be wise to disallow her continued access to Amen, although the damage may already be done, care should be taken to find out if this has had any ill effects on her that she herself has yet to notice or that may jeopardize the company.
Feodor: Feodor purchased a magical surgical golem to further his medical skill and has been seen loaning it to Gianni occasionally. He is currently in the process of gathering a squid spirit animal from what I gather and is taking great care with the process.
Iosef: Has made contact with Johan and is currently working to help clear a backlog of experimental rituals for him in exchange for lessons from the demonologist. A call to Johan has revealed that Iosef seems to be naturally inclined towards such rituals and has taken at least three of them without any side effects. He has been made more powerful, quick, enduring, and resistant to harm as a result of them and may be minorly demonically inclined now. He has been verified and registered with the Church via Karma.
Ivan: Acquired a singular body modification for his eyes, otherwise nothing of note. Addendum: He and Igor spent roughly four hours talking about something, but neither will say what.
Lev: Asked me for help recently, wanting to know about his heirloom sword and his past, recent trips to the Hobgoblin arena having made him suspicious of monstrous taint in his background. The sword appeared to never have been a sword at all, but a magic gate to a demiplane. The Redcaps were brought on to assist and after looking over Lev's dried blood they were able to determine the construct was Hag in origin and Lev has dormant Hag lineage. A method to awaken his blood was procured at no cost to the company, allowing us to enter the demiplane. A brief expedition was made, the terrain seems inhospitable to non Hags but I was able to continue on with my bioarmor. The singular structure visible proved to be the home of Lev's father, a full Hag who sat atop an orgy while other Hags, similar to Lev in appearance fought below him. We attempted to leave after Lev asked him several questions, he attempted to lock us down but the gate sword allowed us to escape. Lev has expressed interest in returning to kill his father, any further expeditions will require overwhelming magic to breach active defenses from Lev's father however.
Rostislav: He has acquired multiple graftings from the Meat Circus. He is significantly more physically potent, now eight times as strong as a normal man and three times as fast after a grafting of composite flesh golem muscle. This coupled with his newly acquired regeneration and more durable bones make him a suited towards deploying heavy weapon very easily or as a direct melee combatant should the situation warrant it. It has also become apparent that while his new form is looks no different for all intents and purposes he engenders an effect on any humans that see him making them fear his presence.
Vlad: Elected to take multiple body modifications from Gianni up to the threshold of what a human body may handle. He is significantly stronger and larger than he was before, his increased size is now nearing the threshold for believability and he may require a magical guise to move in town without drawing undue attention. He is of a scale with the Nazinauts, armor included.
Titus: Starting to breach into the field of magitech-or divinitech. Still not sure. He has acquired a contact in the form of an entity made from divine lightening, but trapped within the shell of a dryad within a hidden grove. The positive relations he's established with that contact have proven lucrative and Titus has a small supply of divinely charged gems at his disposal.
Zhenya: Has used her arena winnings to purchase magical arms and armor from the arena. She can now be relied upon to provide charges of all seasonal energy through her new pistol and otherwise prove a incredibly strong, exceeding the strength of an ogre.

Misc

Iskander-I have identified Iskander as having a very unique natural aptitude towards aerial maneuvers, similar to that I noted of Hummingbird in our bout. He may be able to adapt aerial maneuvers and lessons of the Hummingbird to the human form as best as a human is capable of and could be an ideal middle man in honing a human style based from them. I have not revealed any sensitive information to him, but he seems eager to expand his skills. He seems very malleable and as such what you could request of him seems nigh infinite, but having him adapt the style for us and become available upon request to reteach it or otherwise redistribute it seems suitable. Taking him into the fold is also possible, but not recommended given his father seems connected enough to bring the orphans into Ito's at his request.
Psychologist-There have been questions raised as to how discreet the dragon bound psychologist actually is and whether or not he can be trusted for our continued use. Several company members are making appointments to him already and may be at risk if the fears I've heard are correct. My sword assures me 'Problem Talkers' that are draconically bound are historically dependable-I do not know if this can be assumed to still be true, given how out of date my sword's knowledge is.

I chuckle as I read through the report-Matvey clearly made an effort to refrain from the stodgy formality normally expected in such documents-and I appreciate it. It makes for solid evening reading, and it occupies my focus as I drift through the house towards my room. While I read it, I fixate on the Arena-and it's Meat Circus. Frankly, it sounds like a place I would love-and I find my impulse for decisive action urging me to take a jaunt down there myself… with as much of the company as audience/betters as possible.
>"Question: what powers would you use?"
That, I find to be a thoroughly EXCELLENT question, and devote myself to it, and the underlying question of what I keep hidden and what I reveal.

>It’s true that you just don’t have enough ways to close the skill gap yet between yourself and people like Hillevi and Duke, who have both been fighting and training for literal years.
I know that. I really want to find ways to close the gap though. It’s obvious that I need ways to close the gap, if I want to be able to compete and keep myself alive. My personal skill doesn’t match my available power.
>Why not start by looking at tricks that are unique to you? Your hybrid healing ability, for instance, merits closer examination. If the underlying principles could be harnessed to power other forms of magic, you’d have an instant edge.
It’s something I’ve thought about more than once-and now that the ever-wary SB is encouraging it… well…
Yeah. I think I’ll do just that. I just need to stab myself so I can use hybrid healing.

I find a non-magic combat knife in the armory, one of a couple dozen originally issued to the Russians by the Black Army, and I head up to my room.

Lyubov’s been in here; she left a bunch of printouts and loose notes on the bed. I glance at the paperwork casually before deciding that whatever she’s been up to, it involves way too much math and engineering bullshit and talk about magnetic fields for my taste.
>She’s got a nearly complete electrical and computer engineering degree from U.C. San Diego. Her ‘other self’ enrolled in their five year masters’ degree program.
Well. Good for her. Hopefully I won’t get any blood on her paperwork.
I take my shirt off and turn my attention inward, focusing on how my body naturally reacts when I’m not trying to suppress my hybrid healing. I slam the knife into my gut. The pain is certainly there, and even though I can largely ignore it, the very act of plunging the knife into myself distracts me just enough from my self study that I miss whatever it was that allowed the hybrid healing to work. …Irritating.

>I still find it frustratingly difficult to observe. I always have, as has Einrik. There’s obviously an obfuscating factor to the magic itself. I think you may be the only person who even can tell how it works.
Well I obviously can’t watch myself and stab myself.

At that moment Lyubov returns to the room. She smiles at me, an easy, comfortable air to her electric soul.

AN IDEA STRIKES!
“Hey Lyubov, here.”
I lazily loft the knife into her hand, and she instantly looks confused as her hands dart to catch it by the handle.
[Lyubov]“Um. What’s this for?”
“Can you stab me with it?”
Her body language, and her soul, immediately change, becoming slightly uncomfortable and alarmed.
[Lyubov]“What?”
“Just stab me with it. Anywhere’s fine.”
Her mouth, for a ephemeral moment, opens and closes wordlessly as she processes what I’m saying.
[Lyubov]“Is. Um. Is this for a ritual or something? What’s it supposed to do? I mean, I know you can heal from a normal knife wound like, instantly so it’s got to be a ritual or research- or is there a reason you want to do this in the bedroom?”
Inwardly I chuckle at her implying I might be getting off on being stabbed. Though I do note she looks like she’s not rejecting even that silly notion out of hand.
“I’m just testing an idea. If I’m not totally looking inward I’ll probably miss what I’m looking for, and I’ll need to be wounded again to try to see.”
She stares at the knife for a moment, and then looks back at me, obviously torn. Hummingbird lands on my shoulder to impart some of his regal wisdom on me.
>[Hummingbird]”One can hardly fault her for not wanting to harm her mate.”

I put on my best puppy dog eyes expression, earnest and shameless begging. I even touch up my Soul Guise to not only appear spiritually stabbable (man I love memetic effects), but to also add as much weight to my flagrant pleading looks as possible.
“Why won’t you stab me, Lyubie?”
>Lyubie?
Oh come on, you have to have heard Sake calling her that.
>I wouldn’t know what your upjumped spirit animal calls her.
Still not getting along then.
I suppress my sigh at my brother’s conflict as Lyubov’s soul comes to a decision: Apparently that did it. She nods seriously, and I can see in her soul that she was touched by the impromptu pet name.
[Lyubov]“So. Fine. But if it is something so delicate, you should let me see your soul too. I may notice it if you miss it.”
>I don’t think she’ll see the hybrid healing mechanism, but it certainly can’t hurt to give her a shot at it. You’ve already trusted her with far greater secrets and she’s proven remarkably loyal to you.
I can’t fault the logic of having another set of trustworthy eyes on the event. I comply with her request, and I drop my guise for her. She’s seen everything else to me there is to see, so why not?

Her eyes betray her surprise at my ridiculously complicated soul. Between my eye-twistingly tesseracted-connection to Shadowbro, my energy-laden dual-pathed Gate to Hummingbird, the overflowing pathway to Sake’s tri-part soul there’s quite a bit of external noise and ambient motion around my spirit. Coupled with how my divine-flecked cannibal stained spirit is built on a skeleton of soul-scars, the way my oversized chakra gates and my soul’s constant drawing of power through its Conceptual bind adds even more noise to it, and how the standard structures on a soul are more or less placed at random on mine, and my soul is frankly a confusing mess to look at in the best of times.
>If she still had a human mind I’d be worried about your soul’s structure hurting her, but as it stands she’s capable of looking without risk.
She doesn’t have a human mind now? Is that because she’s got that Gate of Self thing going on?
>That, and some very minor modifications Tesla put into place when his lightning bolt passed through her crown chakra, intended to help keep her sane. Shunts so she can look at things people normally would be brain damaged by, like her own conduit, or our soul. Now, pay attention to yourself.
Lyubov has taken a stance and has the knife ready, her soul steeled against the urge to not stab me. I guess she likes me enough that this is a little harder for her than I thought. I’ll have to make that up to her somehow I guess-
>[Hummingbird]”Focus.”
As Hummingbird imposes his mental help on me, I look inward, keeping a very close eye on how energy between my two bloodlines is flowing. Lyubov lunges forward, and just as the knife tip touches my skin, I enter accelerated thought courtesy of Shadowbro. With him and Lyubov handling everything else, and Hummingbird helping, I’m free to watch what happens.

What happens is pretty amazing. Energy from both my bloodlines starts to gather near the wound as soon as the knife pierces my skin. Proportionately more energy is added as it starts to pierce the fatty tissues and penetrate the underlying muscles on my abdomen. I am only vaguely aware of the knife snicking against a rib initially as it pierces my right lung. A spell matrix forms-no, it grows like a living thing all around the wound, its primary purpose to redirect all the ambient magic energy available in that specific region into a secondary matrix that starts to form just as the knife finally lodges in my rib, stuck right at the hilt. The two spell matrices, clearly composed of differing energies, manage to overlap like a set of doubled images without ever seeming to touch. At the beginning, at least.

The gathered summer and winter energy begins to, for lack of a better term, spray like droplets of energy.
>Discrete packets, or possibly quanta of energy? I’ve noticed there are certain patterns to how loose energy coalesces. And I’m viewing this from your memory, I still can’t make any detection progress on my own.
As the summer and winter energy-imbued spell matrices begin to interact in what should be a catastrophic explosion of flesh and magic, instead the tiny amounts of explosive energy (devoid of any trace of court energy thanks to the violent reaction), are caught by… something. It’s not a spell matrice-I’d see it if it was-but… it’s as if there’s the… shadow? A spell matrices mirage, hidden atwixt the two opposed spell matrices encircling the wound. The ‘mirage’ matrix soaks in every iota of power sprayed out by the Winter and Summer matrices, and uses the (in aggregate) massive amount of energy to power a regeneration effect I’m having trouble even seeing thanks to how complete the energy scavenging matrix is. …Hadn’t really noticed the effect was so pervasive in it’s localized magic drain, given the short timeframe it operates on and its automated function.

Curiously, the mirage spell matrix, despite sucking it’s surroundings and encircling spell matrices dry, doesn’t bloat-instead, it funnels all the newly court-neutral energy into my flesh, healing me even as the knife’s still in my body.

Lyubov pulls the knife free, the wound healing as quick as the blade is withdrawn thanks to my hybrid healing ability. I smile at her. A normal smile, the sort I’ve noticed I tend to save for her.
>This is intensely fascinating. No wonder it’s so hard to tell what’s going on from the outside, it’s like a miniature internal conduit in terms of energy efficiency.
>[IT]”Can’t he just say you built a temporary chakra between two spell matrices? Because that’s what you did…eh.
>[Hummingbird]”Indeed, but Sir Giant’s observations grant little insight into the way the regeneration itself works, only in the way the safe conversion of energy occurs.”
>Given that that is a valuable trick all by itself, I think we made good progress today. Unfortunately, even if we can’t see how the transient regeneration spell matrix is set up, it’s obvious just by how much energy it requires that it is a very inefficient design. It’s like the power scavenging function and the regeneration function were designed by different people, or evolved out of different lines of research. They fit together-just not as well as they should.
That could well be what happened. I think if I worked on it, I could switch out the existing regeneration matrix and put in something more efficient. I just need to know how to use non-court energy to power it. Also-isn’t this like building a chakra just for the purposes of healing the wound?
>…It is. Granted, it is less like a human chakra than, say, a Shadowfiend’s or an Angel’s… curious. Which means it’s time to do outside research.
Well, got a starting point, at least.

As the entire conversation took place in accelerated thought, I didn’t make Lyubov wait more than a few seconds for me to actually say anything.
“Hey, perfect. Thanks Lyubie.”
She smiles back at me, obviously shaking off the discomfort from doing something that felt wrong to her.
[Lyubov]"I really am curious about what that helped you with."
"Well... I finally caught part of the whole 'oh this magic trick turns a rule of magic inside out and makes it your bitch' thing that makes my fastest healing work. And... I... need to do more research-but not on myself. Need to see more high-tier regen in action."
[Lyubov]"So... the simplest thing I can think of would be to watch arena matches, I guess. Not the little arena Lev's been going to, the big one Matvey went for. And maybe Owner's Arena? Matvey got an invitation or something to it, too. He warned me the map required Conceptual magic, so yeah, I'm not ready to even visit that one as a spectator."
"Conceptually eh? I could probably go."
>Ah, the ‘wonders’ of being able to ignore degrading spirit and brain damage thanks to pervasive auto-healing.
[Lyubov]"Ask him to show you the coin for Owner's Arena then. He said he has a fight there in a month. A duel because he fought someone that some Transcendent people wanted to fight, and they figure he would be fun since he beat the woman they wanted to kill."
"Hm. Yeah, I might have to go to the arena... when I finally figure out how I want to fight. Bit too many options. And too many things I should probably not show off in an arena."
[Lyubov] “Do you need a rifle to stand in for Silja now?”
"Eh, not really. I... kinda like the idea of Iron Trick and the mere. Melee and ranged artifacts, dual-wielded: What alternative am I gonna find to trump that?"
Lyubov’s soul flickers in confusion.
[Lyubov] “I don’t even know what Iron Trick can do. How come you- uh. What?”
Lyubov looks really confused mid-sentence and I’m momentarily glad I set Iron Trick on the dresser with my shirt. I’m sure he’d have had some snarky comment about his innate ability to be hard to remember.
>Try writing it on a note for her, so she doesn’t forget again.
I grab one of Lyubov’s notepads, tear a strip from a blank page, and write on it: 'Iron Trick: Armas' Buntline: Artifact, can't remember past that.' Then I hand it to her, and she reads it.
"Is that sticking, there? And seriously, don't ask questions about the artifact if you want it to take root."
She nods clearly suppressing a few thousand no doubt bubbly questions, and says nothing else about the gun.
"Right-so, anyway, two artifacts, each one handed-I think I'm set on that. My question’s really what do I do? I mean, I... have options, but few of them are ones I feel okay with throwing about in public."
[Lyubov]"What do you feel is ok to use in public? That's the starting point, figure out the building blocks first."
I grunt as I start ticking off things.
"Well, Self Soul Binding's definitely okay-and makes my external binding for Rocco seem less noteworthy since it's not indicative of pure external ability. But... I don't know how to lift bindings- which I have to assume is somehow possible, hard or not. And I can't show off binding editing. So functionally, that's out. I can use my lower ability regeneration, the one that's not hybrid, but that just keeps me going. And I can't show off soul guises, really."

I tap my chin.
>Your poison should be completely fine.
It’s sort of a surprise, being reminded about the doonongeas poison glands Gianni installed in me, and I can’t help but exclaim about it.
“OH RIGHT, THE POISON!"
>Very smooth.
Lyubov’s grinning at me, obviously as amused as Shadowbro is. I keep on trucking.
"Man, I keep forgetting I have that. So that's healing and contact harm covered, okay... what else? I just can't get enough of HB's soul bubble trick- and there’s no reason to hide it."
[Lyubov]"Hummingbird wouldn't even want to be hidden."
"No doubt."
The bird in question preens at the looks he gets.
>[Hummingbird]”The female giant has some measure of understanding of my splendor.”
[Lyubov]“Um. What are you doing with the bugs? Dávgon's bugs. In the jars?"
"Now there's something. The Kudoku bugs. I've got to have a couple hundred by now just from how many jars are producing. But those are really discreet assassination tools as-is, rather than duel-viable, you know? They need a bunch more work to be ready for active combat like that. Or to have been completely reworked."
She shrugs at that, obviously trusting that I know the state of the bugs well enough to know what I’m talking about. Which I totally do.
“Do you think I should do the swarm? ...I never even told you about that, did I."
[Lyubov] “Swarm? No, I don't remember anything about that. Is it new?"
"The Hummingbird here can, well, turn me into a swarm of hummingbirds. All of which are me- so I'm still totally fine while even one's around. The Hummingbird himself included. It's why I was okay with Hillevi doing soul damage last night. With more than one body around, her damaging one, no matter how bad, is just damaging a node in a decentralized system."

I put up a fist, and Hummingbird instinctively knows what I intend. He bumps his talons against my knuckles. It’s a bird-brofist. Which is fucking awesome.

[Lyubov]"Wow. So he just. Converts your entire body to a flock? But. There must be thousands of birds!"
I have a shiteating Smile as I respond to her.
"Five thousand and change, yes."
[Lyubov]"That's got to be really weird."
“You have no idea-I get all that sensory feedback. Still need Hummingbird to handle pretty much everything in that form."
The bird looks so smug. There are no words for his smugitude at how effective and amazing his new trick is.
[Lyubov]"Right. That's... yeah, I guess it'd be really good in an arena. Just don't get hit by a fireball or something right? Are they all as strong as Hummingbird is?"
“Sort of-they have the oomph, but even he can't manipulate all those bodies as well as he can just his own. What the swarm can do... is disperse. He is, after all, controlling them, so-"
>[Hummingbird]”Even I have yet to master having each member of the flock fly an independent flight path. But it is possible for me to have them fly in formation, and then move groups around as I please.”
"-Okay, so apparently he couldn't, say, have each one go on a wholly independent flight path, but he can handle at least a goodly number of groups."
[Lyubov]“Squadrons of hummingbirds that can spiral through armor. Is he handling everything they do himself, or can he program them?"
>We talked about that actually.
>[Hummingbird]”Turning them into automatons completely defeats the purpose of using them in a battle. Combat should be a test of a warrior’s skill, not his ability to collect and create mindless drones!”
[Lyubov]"Because if he's just doing everything manually, programming could free-
"He insists that would be cheating."
[Lyubov]-ooh. Huh. Could he do a partial swarm instead of completely turning you into birds? How many can he make and have full precise control over?"
"Still working that out. Especially because SOMEONE doesn't want help working out the system to full mastery before telling us 'oafish giants', just so they can retain their position of superiority!"

Hummingbird clicks his beak at me, and puts some real force behind it. It is far more audible than it should be.

[Lyubov]"Ok. So you have Hummingbird's momentum tricks, the swarm work in progress, the soul bubble, and the thing he does where he bores through stuff. You have your poison. Hummingbird can deliver the poison too, right? Like, couldn't he have all the swarm put it on their beaks?"
"Naw, it's in my body-the, uh, Armas Body option here."
[Lyubov]"Couldn't you make some and coat them in it as they're being made?"
It’s a slow torture for me to admit this, but…
"They... aren't... immune to it. It's a problem, I know. But it's hell to get around."
[Lyubov]"Oh. Uh. How long can they last against it?"
“Yeah, already asked HB about that- I'm still warming him up to the idea of suicide bombing.”
[Lyubov]"So that's Hummingbird's main suite of abilities, all of which sound pretty cool for an arena battle. And you can go into the fight with a bind, you just don't want to show off yourself editing binds. But it could be done between fights, right?"
"There's a few problems there. For one, I need to keep the bind as-is to benefit from its Conceptual nature. Long story there, I’ll get into it another time. And, more importantly, it's more or less why Hummingbird can do the swarm."
[Lyubov]"That's one problem. What are the others?"
"For another, if I throw on more bindings, I couldn't change them, because having them edited at all is tipping my hand that one way or another I can make that happen. And of course, there's the whole 'I don't know how to remove bindings, and each binding added slows soul capacity growth."
[Lyubov]“I guess I didn't quite realize how big a deal being able to edit bindings is. The other two reasons are understandable, but if you believe you should hide that you even know anyone who can do it to you... yeah. Ok, so you go in with the one bind. You have your artifact gun, which I leave entirely to you to judge how to use. But your mere, it requires getting up close. It can block Matvey's sword, and it has that heart thing going. Does it work against anything with a heart? If it does, how is your, uh, monster anatomy?"
"My monster anatomy is... lacking. On the plus side if it's got a heart, and I stick this in said heart…”
I affect a patently fake Russian accent (as we’re speaking English).
“…well then I am their very own Bad News Bears."
She smiles at that bit of levity.
[Lyubov]"It is an ability you don't mind showing off in the arena, right? It is a good way to quickly end a fight. As long as you can get close and know where to strike. So we need anatomy books or corpses to dissect or something to learn. But Dávgon was asking about a research budget anyway, for divines at least, and I think it is a good idea too. Not just divine subjects, although it's useful, but all monsters we could meet."
It’s hard to argue with that. Especially since she keeps talking.
[Lyubov]"So getting close is not a problem against many foes because you have those footwork tricks you learned from the goblins, and the other sort of footwork that Matvey also knows now, from Ricky, I guess? He mentioned them, and what you do and he do seems very similar.”
>I wondered if she would notice that.
[Lyubov]"Anyway you need something that will let you close the gap against enemies who can match all that. Have you experimented much with soul bubbles? It offers resistance to blows, so could it be shaped to push you along in unexpected ways? Like pushing a beach ball hard into the ground and it bounces away, sort of."
>Interesting idea.
"Hm. Frankly, so far soul bubbles has been Hummingbird's territory, as to make a soul bubble of any substance it needs to be stupidly precise in how it's maintained-otherwise, it just unravels when tapped. But... recoil, that I think, Hummingbird could-“
>[Hummingbird]”Tell the female that I can indeed use the soul bubble to rapidly shift you around. It is trivial to force it to intersect and rebound against surfaces”
“-yes, HB could do that.”
>[Hummingbird]”In fact it almost not worth mentioning that I can do it. Such a simple task should be assumed to be within the repertoire of the pinnacle of birdkind and-“
“...Yes Hummingbird, I know you are the pinnacle of all that a hummingbird could be. My only concern though, is Duke, Hillevi? Both of them blew through it, and neither of them is, in the grand scheme of things, that strong. Placid and the like are definitely beyond them, and no doubt could crush the bubble too."
[Lyubov]“So are they just powering through it, or using a combination of techniques to weaken it first and then push through? If they are weakening it first, maybe there is a way to design ablative patches that prevent the strongest part of the bubble from being weakened at all. Or maybe there are ways to conceptually harden the bubble. Or, you could even give the bubble technique an actual Name to help improve it. You haven't done that right? Or have you and you just kept it secret?"
“No, no Name. The issue is frankly their superior expertise lets them circumvent my higher regen.... it's like me having a factory that churns out hammers, while they have master-crafted, overly durable ones that can smash any hammer I throw at them. Really, it makes sense given both have immensely more experience with their powers than I do."
[Lyubov]"So you have outrageous regeneration of your power, and you can spam it all you want, but you cannot muster the precision you need. Do you have anything that would let you store even more power, so that even if you cannot make higher quality hammers yet, you can make really big ones? Battery charms or something?"
“I've thought about those, but then the problem is how do I keep some other fucker from using the battery charm? It's really irritating trying to plan for fighting heavyweights, I have to say."
[Lyubov]"Maybe the same answer as with your mere and your poison glands and your other major things? Make the storage charm a part of you somehow? Actually, if you had like a one-use charm that was somehow grafted to you, when you used it couldn't you regenerate it right back again?"
>That… seems likely, actually.
>[IT]”It sounds like Dragon Organs, pumped full of power.
“Wait, isn't Titus working on Divine Batteries or something? I felt something like that last time I took a peek at his workshop."
[Lyubov]"Yes, he's been experimenting with different gems. He's got a friend who empowers them with divine lightning, and hooks them up to the gauntlet. We had a good talk about different sorts of insulation... But, yes. I wonder how the vampires took him walking into their home with his gauntlet, anyway?"

I grab for my chin again as I plunge deep into thought. Ah, good old chin-always gives my hand a perfect spot to pose.

"I'll have to ask him about that when he gets back-and if they really had a problem they would have called me."
Lyubov abruptly takes us back to the original topic, as she is wont to do.
[Lyubov]"I don't really understand the mechanics of a soul bubble, but if it's anything at all like a magnetic envelope, there should be ways to cycle the energy feeding to it to create resonance in the bubble itself. There might be, um. Rates of power input that are more stable, very high cyclic rates instead of flows, which would naturally make the bubble stronger in some parts and less strong in others. It's very dramatic to watch patterns form from standing waves. It's something I've been thinking about for that plasma envelope thing I've been working on. But resonance is a phenomena that seems to show up in pretty much everything else, so why not souls too?"
>
>[Hummingbird]”Is the female questioning my methods?”
"Probably. But Lyubie, that'd fall under 'learn a fuck ton more about this', which is still my problem."
She emphatically shakes her head.
[Lyubov]"No, it's just experimenting with varying the way power is fed to the bubble. Predicting patterns would require a lot of knowledge and simulation, but just finding resonant frequencies only requires trial and effort and energy."
>[Hummingbird]”I grasp that she is proposing a way to improve the technique in a tangible way, but she is being unclear.”
>Just tell us what you’re having trouble with.
>[Hummingbird]”I am not ‘having trouble’ with anything except her inadequate and unclear explanation. Until I have got it down I am not going to share what this proposed modification to the technique entails.”
"Would you like to explain it to Hummingbird? Because he's refusing to share his info until he's 'got it down'."
[Lyubov]"Uh. I'll explain it in magnetic fields because I'm still very new to the soul stuff but I have like four years of memories of playing with magnets and electronics in physics and engineering classes. So, when you make an electromagnetic field it is done usually by pushing electric energy through a coil, and the field forms at angles to the coil itself. The more power you put into the coil, the bigger the field becomes, until the coil breaks because it overheated."
This is logical. This is high school stuff. I even sort of remember watching a tv show about some of this on PBS. But I let her keep talking.
[Lyubov]"If you have multiple coils near each other and they are running at different frequencies you get fields interacting and shaping differently, and there's some loss in some places where they interact, but there's also some stable parts that you can use as actual envelopes to hold like plasma or gas. And that's because the fields were flipping back and forth and in some places they interacted and became a standing wave that is stable.”
Okaaay, I sort of understand the idea of a standing wave. Sort of. She must have picked up on my confusion, because she starts clarifying with an analogy.
[Lyubov]“It's like in a swing, if you push at the right time the person on the swing keeps going higher because you're adding energy to them at just the right time. And if you push incorrectly they quickly slow and stop because the energy is fighting what's already there. But in a 3D field you have to accept some places of loss and some of large gain. You'll get really neat patterns of very strong and weak spots, I think."
>That… that’s remarkable. Why didn’t we think of this? Well not me specifically, I have my Shade to run-why didn’t YOU, Armas?
No comment.
>[Hummingbird]”Her approach and explanation are sufficient for me to start working on this at once. The power cycling and pocket-bubble techniques do indeed seem sound.”
I think there’s a problem with her theory though. And I start to outline it.
"I like the cycling and pocket creation ideas though-and so does Hummingbird. But, Soul bubbles, and soul manipulation in general, while able to be expressed in physical space are not rooted in it. I don't suppose you know anything about how to manipulate fields that exist in a state where dimensions aren't really a thing?"

Lyubov gives me a quizzical look. It’s a look that actually… looks pretty good. Slap a pair of librarian glasses on her and-

>Please pay attention to what she is saying.
[Lyubov]"Dimensions are just a way of describing how many degrees of freedom you have. Mathematically there has to be at least one dimension to anything you can experience at all, and if it is interacting in the real world it just means that it is three plus some extra number of dimensions."
I can feel Hummingbird and Shadowbro chuckling at me.
Not my fault I didn’t get it.
>It is though, you could have asked either of us, or Dávgon.
I make a fake pouty face at Lyubov.
"Oy. Stop making mister High School here feel dumb as shit. Little miss 'cheat my way into a college education'."
She smiles warmly at me.
[Lyubov]“Sorry. And, I had that one year in Moscow. Before I dropped out."
She didn’t sound very sorry. I smile back.
"Sophistry and you know it! Anyway-besides trying to find ways to verify I'm properly working with energy flow rather than against it to build cohesion, and using multiple field sources to form pockets-which I have to assume will be great for the swarm form what with each body generating their own-what else stands out to you?"
Lyubov purses her lips thoughtfully.
[Lyubov]"To start with, pick just a few field sources to work with and keep them static initially. It's easiest to see how frequencies interact that way. Watch for how the bubble projects back in the extra-dimensional part of the array if you can. It might be that the pattern you want shows up in physical space only if the field sources are rotated with respect to the real world. Actually, just make testing rotations part of your research protocol."
>[Hummingbird]”The female is putting a modicum of thought into this.”
[Lyubov]"If you need to monitor the way the physical part is forming, why not try putting uniform force on it? Have Sake blow rice or something at you, just hard enough to test it for weak spots but not so hard you're uncomfortable. Resonant frequencies will make patterns in the bubble just seem to appear on their own."
>She just gave us a protocol that anyone could follow, and get results from through brute force repetition.
"That should give me a good instinctual foundation to run my body through-“
Lyubov does ‘frowning librarian’ pretty well too, it turns out. Actually, I think I’ve seen her mom make that same face at her.
“-hey, don't look at me like that, I bet the other Armas preferred to learn things intuitively as opposed to theoretically!"
She finally smiles in that Lyubovian way of hers.
[Lyubov]"That’s true, but it’s not the point. Well, anyway, I guess if it is instinctual you will be faster with it when it counts."
"Way I understand it, I just hardcode the actual data into my Id and can instant-access it. Like... instead of having to calculate out how hard to throw something and at what angle to make it land in a certain place, I, from my perspective, just 'know' the answer. ...Now that I think of it, that's quite a bit like Savantism, isn't it?"
Whatever Lyubov was going to say is interrupted by Sake entering the room and sniggering.
[Lyubov]"Hey Goldilocks, what's so funny?"
Goldilocks?
>Don’t ask. It’s funnier this way.
>[Sake]"I totally had the best idea ever for how to get that freaking puppy! I'm just gonna hit it with a Double Hundred Eight Ball! Even Ohotnik's gotta get staggered by that!"
He bursts into another fit of sniggers.
[Lyubov]That's... sort of excessive isn't it?"
>[Sake]"He'll survive it probably! Anyway, it'll be fine!"

He plops himself atop Lyubov's head. She reaches up and strokes him.

>[Sake]"Anyway Lube whacha jibba-jabbering with Bro about?"
Lube?
>It’s more meaningful than Lyubie. And technically it’s your fault.
[Lyubov]"How to turn the kite thing I was telling you about into better soul bubbles for him. Not the literal device, but the ideas it is based on."
>[Sake]"Oh, that thing you talked about with big words and stuff. Lemme see..."
I can feel my weasely brother sniffing and snuffling his way through my recent memories. I very deliberately blink, and just allow the intrusion.
>Certainly easier than catching him up.
>[Sake]"OOOOOh, that's the plan-yeah, that sounds cool!"
[Lyubov]"Does it make the kite make more sense now?"
>[Sake]"Just make it already so I can fly it!"
[Lyubov] “I think the first one I build won't be very portable but it will show off that it's doable, and I'll be able to upgrade it right away with magitech parts. Superconductors, either magic ones or mundane ones with magitech cooling, will make it very small. And a divine electric power supply. So, the flyable one will be ready soon."
She smiles at me when she notices I’ve been making faces at Sake, who is busy making his own back from atop her head.
[Lyubov]"Think of drones with wings that can be dynamically shaped and can also be used as speakers if you want. And I think I can expand it into shield systems that register as being almost all mundane."
"That does sound good. I'll still need to actually see them in action though."
[Lyubov]"Yeah, me too! It’ll be a lot of work to get there."
She rapidly switches topics as a new idea strikes her.
[Lyubov] “Oh, did you get to meet that Anguisher guy Grisha brought home?"
The crusty, oft-Cursed old man without a shred of empathy in his body that Grisha brought back like a skuzzy puppy.
"I've seen his soul. Is he as bad as he feels?"
[Lyubov]“Yeah. I talked to him for awhile. He's just in constant agony, so he learned techniques to move the pain around. He has all these different curses, which are like a divine one, a bevy of wizard curses from the Mad Drunk, and a mind curse from a leprechaun he angered. The divine one is the most interesting, I realized it's actually a corrupted einherjar seed. I asked him about that, and he explained he'd tortured a valkyrie until it snapped and started handing out corrupt einherjar seeds. The angel that punished him must have had a sense of irony, I guess."
>[Sake]”That guy is a riot, he’s such a mess!”
[Lyubov]"But the curse was written mainly in runes, and was corrupted so that it was literally cutting into his soul at the same time as it was powering a fleshcrafting matrix to grow these horrible little flesh eating worms in his gut."
That’s...
"...Okay, I have to admit he's more interesting than I thought."
>What I find interesting is how easily she read the divine parts. Remember, she has essentially zero training in curse theory. This was all innate.
"Hm. Wonder if they'd be good for the Kudoku jars or the golem?"
[Lyubov] “What do you say Sake? You analyzed one. And by analyzed I mean ate."
Sake’s shovel paws tap out a beat on top of Lyubov’s head as he ponders the question.
>[Sake]"I think the worms could make the bugs tastier."

Oh man, not him too! Duke was bad enough, but…
"...Sake have you been eating Kudoku bugs?"
>[Sake]"If I say yes, will you be mad?"
“So that's a yes."
>[Sake]"You said it not me!"
"Sake, come on!"
[Lyubov]"So is it like when Duke did the thing with the bugs and his own pee? Is that how you did the trick with the blood and Bagga, Sake?"
Sake’s soul goes… wary? Sketchy, anyway.
>[Sake]"I do not know for certain that I know what you are talking about Lyubie-and hey, look at the time, I should just get going now..."
He starts slinking to the door..
[Lyubov] “Hey come on!"
Lyubov reaches over and grabs him by the scruff of his neck. Sake hangs in her hands like a big furry green limp noodle, and whines at her.
>[Sake]"Aw. Aw Lyubie. No fair. Come on."
She collects him into her arms and releases her grip on the scruff of his neck, just holding him against her chest.
[Lyubov]"Yeah, no fair. If you don't want to talk about it, just say so."
Sake is alternating between bristling at the effrontery of being handled like a little weasel pup, and snuggling into her arms, his long noodle-like body nestled between her breasts… rather phallically now that I think of it.
>Is that all you ever think of? Frankly I’m surprised he’s being so docile for her. Anyone else he would be attacking for doing that. Even you.
>[Sake]"So yeah, it's like that trick."
[Lyubov]"It's how Toso made his medicine, too?"
>[Sake]"...Yeah..."
Toso?
>One of his weasel brothers. I’m really surprised by how close they are, if he told her all that.
[Lyubov]"Could you show me sometime? It'd be useful to be able to give people a portable way to heal. You can't be everywhere, and since it's a divine trick I could learn it."
>[Sake]"Um... you... want to make healing goo from your pee? What?"
[Lyubov] “I'll figure out what I'm making it from after I learn the basic technique.
At this point I just have to jump in and rescue the conversation in general.
“That's excellent to hear you're so gung-ho about being a team player Lyubov-when can I expect the first batch ready for testing?"
[Lyubov]“We'll just have to wait and see, Armas.”
At this point Sake pulls a happy face and wriggles free from her embrace. He flies off to find some new mischief. After he’s gone, Lyubov decides to say something else.
[Lyubov]“Oh, also, actually, I talked to Zhenya and she's OK with letting you observe her getting her new body mods, but she wanted me to be present too. Maybe you can talk her into letting you channel for Gianni? I sure couldn’t, she dug in at letting us watch. I'm personally interested in building a divine fleshcrafter emulation package so it'd be useful for me to watch you do the channeling, and I figure it’d be useful for you to get the practice in, right?"

She wants me to work on her friend. While she watches. What can I say to that?

"...Okay, we’ll see."
[Lyubov]"Uh. Zhenya did say something like 'everyone gets to go to the Zhenya show' and she mentioned she felt kinda weird about it, so. When you help her can you be casual about it? Like it's nothing to stress over?"
Damn, there goes some of my fun.
“I will not go out of my way to make a comical scene, how about that?"
[Lyubov]"That is perfect."
She leans over and kisses me.

And thereafter I have a pretty good night.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 29th, 2011
PERSONAL FUNDS: +$350,000.00+$19,000.00 $3,233,660.00
BUSINESS FUNDS: +$386,125.00 $1,781,109.00
CASH: $6,120.00
SHADOW PATIENCE: 90%
WINTER ENERGY: 160
SUMMER ENERGY: 50/50


Smacking my lips I wake up with a bit of brain coffee, and start planning my day.




What's my plan?
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Now that we own the triads, there's something I think we should check on. Our noble steed, the Emela-Ntouka we rode on while fighting Doony. Since we're obviously too important to spend time looking through Triad records, we should tell whichever minion is going through the records to keep an eye out for it.
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"I'll admit this does seem rather trying. If it were as simple as just reaching the moon there wouldn't be a problem," I begin, gazing upwards at the rather larger than usual moon, "Hmm, I don't suppose you would offer me any hints on how I might acquire a slice of the man on the moon's time?"
With dainty grace Cammy hops about to a more solid perch as she ticks off her fingers.
>[Cammy]"Well, I suppose I know a few ways - but really, I'm quite befuddled at why I'd share them so simply as that: generosity without purpose is rarely a wise choice for one in a position of power."
"That's true I suppose, you have no real motivation to help me. In my eagerness to see this job complete and free myself up for other work - a valued but demanding client, you see - I may have presumed to much, I meant no offense."
She smiles at that-because of course she's that valued and demanding client, not Blade. Ah, narcissism: so wonderfully exploitable.

>[Cammy]"Well, I suppose if it's in the interest of encouraging good business practices, I could say a few things," she begins, holding up a hand to start ticking off fingers, "For one, Lunastaroth's very much so a classical Wizard - whimsical, irreverent to any and everything except other Wizards, crass, impulsive - really, you've met one of their kind… anyway. I suppose there's three real ways you could approach, if you want to try and emulate a method that's worked. What interests a daring scoundrel such as yourself: A bold way, a patient way, or a messy way?"
I can't help but smile at that.
"Is that even a question? What audacious plan would you suggest to the bold, Lady Savoy?"
>[Cammy]"I'd hoped you'd say that. Well…" she teasingly drawls, buffing her nails with a slender thumb, "The bold way's rather simple: get in his domain - that is, within what he considers his home."
"I take it that such an endeavor is not known for its ease of accomplishment."
>[Cammy]"No, I'm afraid not. He does live quite literally in the center of the moon's core, and the only official entrance - well, there's something of a queue to deal with."
"And patiently waiting in line's not exactly my cup of tea. Right, so what besides 'just get inside' is there to the tip? Any existing knowledge about wards, defensives, any of that?"
>[Cammy]"Well, naturally there are rather vexingly potent anti-teleportation wards that are quite comprehensive: Divine to Demonic, Dragon or Shadow, the way is most assuredly barred - but, curiously, the moon itself has no such wardings."
"So I'd just need to tunnel the length of the moon's radius, then."
Brilliantly even teeth are flashed in reward to your comment.
>[Cammy]"The specific fraction's unknown, but you seem to grasp the gist of it: now, was that all you wanted to know, or was there perhaps another way that interested you?"
With the non-too-discrete flirtatious tone she used, I pick my words carefully while replying.

I ponder that carefully, weighing many heavy factors at once.
"There is… but I find myself hesitating while contemplating how literal your description is. The 'messy way', it wouldn't happen to be likely to ruin my suit, would it? I am trying to make a good first impression after all."
I nonchalantly brush an imaginary mote of dust off my shoulder as her eyes twinkle at the comment.
>[Cammy]"Hm-mm, well. The 'messy' way, would be to remove, or otherwise disrupt the queue, such that insofar as his front door's concerned, there's no one waiting to meet him-such a curiously unusual event he'd simply have to check what's going on."
"Naturally, that would put me afoul of all those in the queue-"
>[Cammy]"Naturally - hence 'messy'."
"Right: And the patient way was-"
>[Cammy]"The line is there for a reason."
"So: bust into his house, bust up the line, or… play nice and be ready for a long game."
>[Cammy]"Those would sum up the possible entry ways I know, yes."

While I consider the sealed envelope in my hands, Cammy yet again leans over to peer intently at it's folded form.
>[Cammy]"You know, I can't deny I'm quite fascinated by what kind of message that is."
With a patently fabricated frown, I unbutton my shirt a few rows - noting a slight dilation of Cammy's eyes as I do so - and feed the envelope into my chest, sealing it within a personalized pouch.
"Please Lady Savoy, I'm a professional and it would be inappropriate to let you peek at my package."
She hides a predatory grin behind lightly spaced fingers that waver in the air.
>[Cammy]"Oh my, and we wouldn't want anything inappropriate to happen, would we? 'Twould be a terrible thing for one's image."
"Precisely."

With a curiously stately giggle, Camella dances back a few steps with the sharp click-clack of heels on stone.
>[Cammy]"Well, you have some work to do, no doubt, so I'll leave you to it. Do call on me when you're… available, will you? I find I need a consultation on a topic I'm certain you're well-placed to advise on."

And with that, she ducks behind a rocky outcropping - and without a perceivable soul, off of my grid of awareness. I don't need to head over to verify that she's gone - that's kind of the Savoy forte, there.

Right, now that I'm alone… I call Sake.
>[Sake]"Murgle… wha? It's early-"
"Oh suck it up, Sake."
>[Sake]"Nnngh… why'd you call?"
"Guess where I am and you're not? Japan!"
Just like that his lethargy is gone.
>[Sake]"What you went to Japan without me oh brother that's really mean you know I totally-"
"Aw don't worry fuzzbutt, I'll swing you a visit next time - wasn't really a chance to get you a lift on the Og Express."
>[Sake]"Oooooh, it's that stuff, huh? Well what's the mission, huh?"
"You're talking to the guy's temporary mailman-or courier… messenger? You're better at anachronistic terms, what'd I classify as if I'm delivering a one-off message, in writing?"
>[Sake]"I've always liked 'runner', it just sounds so energetic, you know?"
"Sure sure… just not sure 'runner' applies when I'm definitely not running the whole way to the destination."
>[Sake]"Is it necessary to make this complicated?"
"Meh. So hey, you don't happen to know anyone in Japan that could maybe chuck something into space, or similarly get things out of orbit do you?"
>[Sake]"Not that's not a total jerk, nah."
"Right-o. Okay, gotta go, we'll talk later fuzzball."
>[Sake]"You better bring some sort of cool presents!"
*CLICK*

…Well.

I clear my throat and decide to elocute something that strictly could stay all internal.
"So-"
>[SB]"Your flair for theatrics must still be quite strong if you'd give up faster and more secure communication methods just to parlay."
"I'd tell you to bite me-"
>[SB]"But you're disinclined to see how I interpret it, yes, yes I know. What do you want?"
"So: I'm assuming you heard the Og mission."
>[SB]"Naturally."
"Any possible travel methods?"
>[SB]"Short of sacrificing the majority of my Shade? No."
"What I'm hearing here is 'find another way'."
>[SB]"Precisely."
"Anything outside of that?"
>[SB]"Nothing I could arrange without considerable asset expenditure."
"Right. Hey, ask Hillevi to call me will you?"

My reply is silence - for about ten seconds, and then my phone rings.
>[Hillevi]"Uh, Armas? Your shadow said you wanted to talk with me?"
"Yup. How was the outing with your brother?"
>[Hillevi]"Oh, it was the best! I got to see a ogres do Turkish oil wrestling while trying to possess one another - it was very informative!"
"…What'd you learn, then?"
>[Hillevi]"That ogres are really easily tricked into doing silly things, and that it's totally okay to exploit that."
"I see Einman’s been giving you top-notch tutelage.”
>[Hillevi]"Yeah, it was great! He also told me a few things about how to make chakra more like the, um, ‘shadow of the family bloodline’, which I guess means you can’t use the chakra but it boosts the family style so... yeah! Seems like a good idea to me.."
"He’s rather sharp, so I’ll have to agree with him.”
>[Hillevi]"So how about you - um, when are you getting back? Kinda wanted to watch some Tee-Vee with you or-"
"That would be why I called. So, got a job I have to prioritize, and it really can’t wait at all. I’m going to be out and about for at least a day or so, maybe a whole week, I don’t really know yet.”
>[Hillevi]"...Oh."
"And I was wondering if you could do me a favor: you like Placid, right?”
>[Hillevi]"Oh he’s the best little brother kind of guy ever!"
"Good, I’d really like it if you kept him company while I’m away - him and Silja, actually. With Lyubov out too they’ll be hurting for some interaction, and you-”
>[Hillevi]"Think they’re both really nice, sure Armas, I’ll do it no problem!"
"Great to hear. I hope to be back soon, so how about a movie marathon when I’m done here?”
>[Hillevy]”That’d be the best! I heard about this guy, uh... ‘James Bond’ that sounds really neat for a mundane!”
“I will most certainly watch James Bond movies with you - until then.”
>[Hillevi]”Do good Armas!”
*CLICK*

...Well, that’s my wards taken care... of... right.

“Hey Shadowbro-”
>[SB]”Naturally, Camella and Matvey have both been informed - I understand Matvey was looking forward to a Giant trip-
“The thing Zhenya mentioned. Yeah no, not until the Triads are solid. So he and Camella will be networking on it?”
>[SB]”He plans to - he’s also curious if he should follow the... aggressive pricing benchmarks suggested by Satai.
“You buying what Satai’s pushing for numbers?”
>[SB]”It is... staunch, but ultimately affordable by the Triads and, provided we keep them from diminishing, is likely to be viewed as acceptable.
“More money it is then - give Matvey the go-ahead on that.”
>[SB]”...If you’d rather not call him, then so it shall be. He’s been informed, and will call you only in the case of... complications in sustaining the Triads. I explained you will need to be... focused while on this particular job.
“Okay then...”

It’s time to make a call - to Labombard.
>[Lammy]”Yes, you American-”
“Asshole, yeah. Hey furboy, got some business talk here.”
>[Lammy]”By all means then, fire away.”
“So, I need to get to the moon - need some ideas on that - and also any intel you have on Lunastaroth.”
>[Lammy]”Oh, an interesting job, I’d say.”
“Looks that way.”
>[Lammy]”Hm... well, I’ll start with Lunastaroth himself: I’ve never met him, and this will all be simply hearsay and rumor-mongering, I wish to be clear on that.”
“Sure Frenchie, now what’s the scoop?”
>[Lammy]”Well, he’s eccentric - in fact, more along the lines of the Mad Drunk; geniunely out there, if you will - a global menace rendered safe only by isolation.”
“No tweaking the psychopath’s nose, then.”
>[Lammy]”He’s big on mind reading, but with a caveat - only does it if he thinks you’ve... initiated... an intelligence war, if you will.”
“So not even passive scanning.”
>[Lammy]”That is what my understanding of the safe approach, is.”
“How about personality quirks, mannerisms, taboos, turn-ons, any of that stuff?”
>[Lammy]”Frankly too much conflicting material to vouch for any of it on that front - though there does seem to be a consistent sense he’s not very materialistic.”
“So breaking his stuff’s not an instant death sentence.”
>[Lammy]”If you have a reason and don’t personally irritate him, possibly - not that I’d recommend testing him.”
“Right. So, lunar travel plans.”
>[Lammy]”Where are you?”
“Mt. Fuji, Japan.”
>[Lammy]”Ah... I am afraid that’s an area I know little about. Despite the large divine community, Loup Garous are even more stigmatized than normal.”
“...Got it. Okay, thanks for the Wizard tips, I’ll chat later.”
*CLICK*

And on... to Einrik. Who picks up with silent expectation..
“Ein-man, Einster, Einstein-a-rooney, I need to pick your brain.”
>[Einrik]”I hope you aren’t being literal - I rather need it.”
“Cute. So, ways to get to the moon from Japan - specifically, from Mt. Fuji.”
>[Einrik]”You have a curse that requires you to kill Einher, yes? What’s the specific conditions?”
“Have to end their life-”
>[Einrik]”So already spiritual Einher: would killing their living, golemic body suffice?”
That... sounds right...
“I think so.”

...I don’t feel like I broke my magical good word with the utterance, so that makes me more confident on that.
>[Einrik]”Good. Then since Thor, at Odin’s behest, has set up a massive work-placement program training new Spiritual Einherjar in Japan’s abundant Divine community as a free policing force, they should be present - and the Norse pantheon, besides being quite powerful, is rather pragmatic: You could get a ride on the Rainbow Road or some similar service.”
“Sounds expensive or quest-inducing.”
>[Einrik]”Possibly, but then Thor’s keen on picking the curious sort as officers, so it’s not impossible you could get them into a contest of words - and let’s face it-”
“Those who get picked to be Einher aren’t in general masterminds. Okay, a possible, then. What else.”
>[Einrik]”Well, Hyougo is there, and does like Lyubov, but...”
“Yeah. Dicey. Okay, still an option if I can make it clear it’s a professional coincidence I’m here.”
>[Einrik]”Then there are some less... conventional options. I’m actually reasonably certain Duke could hurl you up, were you to get back and ask him.”
“...That’s hilarious, and definitely now on the table.”
>[Einrik]”Well, flight could happen-”
>[SB]”With what air?
>[Einrik]“No, I mean just go get a missile or rocket, ensoul it, and juice it enough it can get you to the moon. Flagrantly reckless, but in general the defenses around mundane arms of the non-nuclear caliber are effectively non-existent, magically speaking.”
“Hah, being a rocket-man’s creator, I like it. You still got more?”
>[Einrik]”Well, you’ve started to grasp a Concept - Strength, right?”
“Started to? I grasped it right and proper.”
>[Einrik]”You can regenerate, and are not averse to crudeness when it can be utilitarian.”
“...Are you telling me to strongly fart my way to the moon?”
>[Einrik]”Yes.”
>[SB]”NO.
>[Einrik]”It’s an option, should all others fail. What else... Oh, you could just ask a local Dragon to help - they love getting favors owed by local divines to the point they have automated magical-aid systems for accruing favors. It’s quite likely you might be able to fool the system into assuming you’re a local, and then getting a favor owed in a place you only visit-would let you control the favor’s repayment.”
“Tricky - and also dickish, which I like. But you don’t think that’d properly enrage the afflicted Dragon?”
>[Einrik]”I’ve done it more than a dozen times now, and it seems to be something of an accepted practice... provided you aren’t easily squishable.”
“Right, sounds doable.”
>[Einrik]”If you want to get all creative with the fleshcrafting and have time to blow fixing issues, I’ve heard good things about Hydrogen Peroxide propulsion. You’d likely need to markedly change your form, and I’d question your ability to be presentable, by human standards - which Lunastaroth holds - on arrival.”
“...I suppose I COULD fleshcraft up some clothes on arrival, make silk and such-”
>[Einrik]”Not so likely - off of the Earth, you’ll have to make due with what magic you have access to. I’ve seen the node system you’ve got going with your Spiritflesh Familiar - very nice, by the way - and it’ll let you still get some power but the distance and the sheer capacities the birds have’ll keep you from having anywhere near the power available you’re used to. You could run on empty damnably fast if you’re not prudent in your magic usage, post-atmospheric exit.”
“...So-”
>[SB]”If you must jet there, I could power a single port of new clothes for you - there’s enough energy bleed to do it.
“Great.”
>[Einrik]”And I suppose you could just ask the local ruling dragon to do it, rather than using one of her citizen’s automated systems. She’s big on public requests, but... how to put it. She’s not that different from a Glurichaun or a Drunken Oni.”
“...Sounds like she could be exploitable.”
>[Einrik]”Utterly - but she is also inconsistent. I’ve had good results from two meetings, but a third... well. She won’t kill you, but don’t be surprised to find yourself inconvenienced rather than assisted. Still, the asking’s free.”
“Interesting. And you know how to reach her?”
>[Einrik]”Of course: I know where you should go for any of my suggestions.”



Hm....
[1]-Shadowbro could get me there without outside help, and it hasn't taken him all that long to fill out his Shade - he can always rebuild.
[2]-Getting more owed questions from Ogrimmir makes whatever hoops the Norse route entails entirely worth it.
[3]-I can totally talk a little girl Witch into getting me to the moon, yup! It has nothing to do with seeing my girlfriend.
[4]-Being thrown into space sounds hilarious, and more importantly sounds free.
[5]-Who doesn't want their own sapient rocket?
[6]-A strong fart would be absolutely hilarious, and I don't care what Shadowbro says.
[7]-I'm a huge troll, not to mention hard to kill, so being a dick to a random Japanese dragon is perfect.
[8]-I haven't really practiced my internal fleshcrafting all that much. Making myself into a rocket sounds like a perfect opportunity to use it.
[9]-I’ve been missing interacting with capricious drunken magical monsters-this sounds like an excellent time to reacquaint myself with one of the funnest sub-groups of magical superpowers.
[10]-I totally have a better idea than any of that! (WRITE IN!)

Trying out a new prompt system
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No. 505480 ID: 933f92

>[1]-Shadowbro could get me there without outside help, and it hasn't taken him all that long to fill out his Shade - he can always rebuild.
Personally, let's reserve this as a last resort. SB's shade will be a great resource in time - IF NOT ALREADY. Destroying most of it for something you've other options for is just a waste, really.

>[2]-Getting more owed questions from Ogrimmir makes whatever hoops the Norse route entails entirely worth it.
True. It might also mean fighting more Einher, which is always great. Man, when was the last time you had a challenging fight, man? Seriously. Number 2 seems best - for now.

>[3]-I can totally talk a little girl Witch into getting me to the moon, yup! It has nothing to do with seeing my girlfriend.
Eh. I don't want to push our relationship with Haruh- er, Hyougo any further than absolutely necessary. Similar to [1], it's a consideration in case others falter. Second to last resort.

This reminds me - we might want to get a dimensional checkup on Camella (the shifter) for later, if Lyu can leverage it.

>[4]-Being thrown into space sounds hilarious, and more importantly sounds free.
Total agreement, right behind [2] for best idea.

>[5]-Who doesn't want their own sapient rocket?
True dat, putting it behind [4]. Otherwise, though, other options are more efficient, safe, or so far entertaining.

>[6]-A strong fart would be absolutely hilarious, and I don't care what Shadowbro says.
Hilarious, effective, powerful, safe... Really, SB can learn to stuff it where the sun DOES shine, here. Seriously, it's practical.

>[7]-I'm a huge troll, not to mention hard to kill, so being a dick to a random Japanese dragon is perfect.
Antagonizing a dragon? Well, we can catch up to Lyubov in that respect, anyway, if we want, for something else.

>[8]-I haven't really practiced my internal fleshcrafting all that much. Making myself into a rocket sounds like a perfect opportunity to use it.
This and [6] together seem to be strong.

>[9]-I’ve been missing interacting with capricious drunken magical monsters-this sounds like an excellent time to reacquaint myself with one of the funnest sub-groups of magical superpowers.
Given present options, I doubt this registers on the scale.

So, ideas I like most:

[8]+[6]: Turning ourselves into a goddamn fartrocket. Hell. Fucking. Yes. BEST IDEA. Also, trolling SB is something we do so rarely.

[2]: Seems to be the one with the most interesting outcome and biggest rewards on the side.

[4]: Getting tossed is interesting, and we should be able to correct on the way with various techniques.
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No. 505481 ID: c6ce12

[9]-I’ve been missing interacting with capricious drunken magical monsters-this sounds like an excellent time to reacquaint myself with one of the funnest sub-groups of magical superpowers.
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No. 505483 ID: c31f72

I'm gonna go with 9, because drunk magic monsters are the best.
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No. 505491 ID: 333c1d

>>505477
Quick no-nonsense summary: I think [3] is the best bet (maybe even with a side of [10] if we ask if Lunastaroth ever visits Earth), with [5] being the next-best option (because it means we can bring B.C. with us). Then [8] (it would work, but would leave us short on magic available when we got there), and [2] (which would leave us owing a favor). The other options don't really rate except as emergency options if we completely fuck this up.

>>505481
>>505483
I'm SUSTing anyone in favor of option [9] because that sounds like it could be a potential disaster, and we've got far better options available.

Arguments:
>[1]-Shadowbro could get me there without outside help, and it hasn't taken him all that long to fill out his Shade - he can always rebuild.
Since we only have a vague idea of how involved rebuilding a shade is, we should not make him sacrifice members unless we really need to. Like, if we're in a serious "going to lose people I love or major assets without the help" situation. This doesn't qualify, yet. If we can't finish this by the end of the week, then we'll be looking at begging him for the help.

>[2]-Getting more owed questions from Ogrimmir makes whatever hoops the Norse route entails entirely worth it.
An option, and one we shouldn't rule out, but don't count on getting Answers for killing the golem bodies. We tried that with Abolec, remember? He lost that nifty shadow-aligned golem body, and we didn't get anything from it besides him thinking we weren't a turd (because we were careful to destroy the body with plausible deniability, and we told him what we knew about the Craftsman's involvement in the Rage Fragment fiasco). Call this "Plan C", since we'll end up owing a favor of some sort to the Norse pantheon.

>[3]-I can totally talk a little girl Witch into getting me to the moon, yup! It has nothing to do with seeing my girlfriend.
Besides getting to see Lyubov, this option offers the opportunity to get better intelligence on Lunastaroth straight from a full fledged Witch. Hyougo may have met him, or heard better information about him from other Wizards. Call this "Plan A" since it should get us there safely, better informed and prepared, and with all our energy intact. This is what we should try first.

>[4]-Being thrown into space sounds hilarious, and more importantly sounds free.
The initial throw would have enough force turn us into a paste, and then ablate that paste to ash with atmospheric friction. This is the same way you would shoot an artillery shell into space, and there are lots of good reasons mundane space agencies don't do things that way. In Armas's case, this would be the option that leaves him starved for available magic, as he would need to rebuild whatever damage he took. It also assumes that Duke's throw will hit the moon without correction, a tall order for anyone. Call this the "Plan E" option.

>[5]-Who doesn't want their own sapient rocket?
Doable. There is a launch facility in the south islands of Japan, specifically in Tanegashima. We're about 1,500 km from there, but I'm sure SB wouldn't care if we begged a shadowport from him to get there. The bigger problem would be getting the rocket ready. They may not even have anything on the pad, if they're not launching any missions soon. Get intelligence on this from the internet, or Andrei, or something. Call this "Plan B" and use it if Hyougo doesn't want to help for some reason. BONUS: WE CAN TAKE B.C. WITH US THIS WAY AND HELP HIM FULFIL HIS CHILDHOOD DREAM OF BEING AN ASTRONAUT.

>[6]-A strong fart would be absolutely hilarious, and I don't care what Shadowbro says.
SB's against it, and we would probably vaporize most of our ass in using it as a rocket. As long as better options are available, we don't need to consider this. Table it as an emergency option. In fact, if we do need to pick between this one and [1], make SB pick.

>[7]-I'm a huge troll, not to mention hard to kill, so being a dick to a random Japanese dragon is perfect.
This would limit our ability to operate in Japan, if we wanted to dodge having to repay the Favor. I'm against it, we've got no reason to restrict our options.

>[8]-I haven't really practiced my internal fleshcrafting all that much. Making myself into a rocket sounds like a perfect opportunity to use it.
It's funny, but it'll be magic expensive. Make this another "Plan B" option.

>[9]-I’ve been missing interacting with capricious drunken magical monsters-this sounds like an excellent time to reacquaint myself with one of the funnest sub-groups of magical superpowers.
What. No, why is this even here? SUST, this trail will end in tears.

>[10]-I totally have a better idea than any of that! (WRITE IN!)
Check with Hyougo if Lunastaroth ever visits Earth for any reason. For all we know, he could be her Wizard tutor.
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No. 505495 ID: c6ce12

>>505491
I'm actually going to switch my vote to option five because I forgot about my plan to take BC along with us. That said trying to SUST within this system is stupid.
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No. 505515 ID: c6319f

>[3]-I can totally talk a little girl Witch into getting me to the moon, yup! It has nothing to do with seeing my girlfriend.
This is my favourite option. We're trying to see a Wizard, she's a Witch. I don't want to play into stereotypes or anything, but shouldn't she have the greatest chance of being personally acquainted with Lunastaroth of any of the options? We could bypass the challenges of meeting him completely if we play our cards right and we're lucky. There's also the chance we can get Hyougo to possibly help Camella get home, which isn't an opportunity I think we can pass up.

>[5]-Who doesn't want their own sapient rocket?
This is a... quirky option, but would indeed offer us the chance to bring Big Crazy along for the ride. Which would be hilarious. Second choice, for me.

>[2]-Getting more owed questions from Ogrimmir makes whatever hoops the Norse route entails entirely worth it.
This is a solid option, but not the best in my opinion. It seems like more headache than it's worth and also that we could end up owing more favors to higher powers. Which is always obnoxious, as our current situation aptly demonstrates.

The rest have significant flaws with them with [1][4]and[9] being the worst.

>>505491
I upvote this in full.
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No. 505531 ID: 98378e

>[5]-Who doesn't want their own sapient rocket?
Taking BC along with us this is my favoured plan.
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No. 505532 ID: 6de77b

At the very least we should call Lyubov and let her know we're in town. Even if we cant see her because it would just cause problems it's better than her finding out after the fact and being pissed at us
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No. 505553 ID: 86c700

[2]-Getting more owed questions from Ogrimmir makes whatever hoops the Norse route entails entirely worth it.
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No. 505558 ID: 84b152

[2]-Getting more owed questions from Ogrimmir makes whatever hoops the Norse route entails entirely worth it.
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No. 505616 ID: 333c1d

>>505553
>>505558
We only get Answers for killing living Einher. Not spirit einher ensouled in golem bodies. Which is practically all that are in Japan at the moment.

See this post for more details:
>>/questdis/69954
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No. 505619 ID: 47a120

Why make an ensouled rocket when you can make an ensouled biocybernetic divinitech reusable space pleasure yacht?
With access to Amen, Placid, Armas, and Lyubov its certainly doable... and a project you SHOULD get on LATER.

You should NOT go to the moon there YET.
Because getting to the moon is easy, its getting to the wizard on the moon that is problem. How are you going to get past the queue?

So before you leave what you need to do is:
1. Go visit lyubov and Hyougo, you are already there. the mission gives you a good excuse to visit, you get to socialize Hyougo a bit (poor girl needs it), you get to visit lyubov (both of you need it), and Hyougo is on in the wizard's networking so we could either get her help in securing an invitation for a visit (bypassing the queue) or leads on other wizards who /witches who are friends with moon-wizard or know more about him.

2. Consult the fleshcrafters you know (starting with placid) and practice adjustments for moon's gravity and lack of atmosphere. By making such physical changes to your biology you can vastly decrease the magic power costs of surviving vacuum (which are an issue due to diminished regen). Remember that the wizard requires a visitor to appear spiffy. So grotesque yet efficient changes should not be used.

3. If the queue is not organized by the wizard himself but by the various interest groups standing in line then finding out (see #1) who has agents standing the queue on their behalf and if they would allow to skip their agent's place in line. (we could thus combine fighting some in line, skipping others with permission, and standing patiently behind one or two).

4. You need to solve the loss of power issue, HB and soul brothers draw power from you and furthermore without constant power regeneration you would have a much harder time on the moon... Carry a bunch of high magic meats with you to replenish from (thanks to CaptainButthead for idea). Also craft 1 soul battery to test out feasibility (spending a week making soul batteries on earth to shave off a month of waiting on the moon is a good tradeoff). I think also perhaps if one of HB's nodes was made giant in size and just sitting in the mansion it could act an anchor to siphon magic into the node system through. Something to suggest to him perhaps?

5. Need to get a way to return from the moon which isn't wasteful. To that end we need to verify (by reading the manual or asking the manufacturer) that the blood teleporting pad would not be harmed by teleporting you back from the moon and then getting some of your blood to someone in the mansion who can be trusted to operate it. My first choice on who to trust with our blood who is currently a the mansion is einrick or maybe it can be trusted to SB's shade.
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No. 505733 ID: 08c00b

We haven't been in a good fight for a while and i think Armas needs to get the rust out of his system while also play testing all his new tricks (like thunder shouting) in battle.

I say we wreck every Einher we can find, feed their bodies to the flesh god (cant recall her name), buy absurdly expensive/useful info from Ogrimmir's boons, and sell the info to SM.

In other words:

>smash
>loot
>???
>Profit
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No. 506006 ID: c870c5

Throwing my vote in for a lazy post.

[3]-I can totally talk a little girl Witch into getting me to the moon, yup! It has nothing to do with seeing my girlfriend.
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No. 506032 ID: 1401db

[2]-Getting more owed questions from Ogrimmir makes whatever hoops the Norse route entails entirely worth it.
As seen with Abloec, we don't get questions for killing spirit einherjar. Sust this unless we check with Allview and only go after living ones.

[3]-I can totally talk a little girl Witch into getting me to the moon, yup! It has nothing to do with seeing my girlfriend.
I call this PLAN B.

[5]-Who doesn't want their own sapient rocket?
Plan A, because it enables us to take BC with us (who always wanted to be a astronaut). If we do that, we should see if, during the travel, SB could shadowport HBs outside of the rocket to make a 'HB road' of nodes and such improve our regen while on the moon.


[8]-I haven't really practiced my internal fleshcrafting all that much. Making myself into a rocket sounds like a perfect opportunity to use it.
Plan D.

[10]-I totally have a better idea than any of that! (WRITE IN!)
Plan C: learn how to step on soul-bubbles and combine this with internal fleshcrafting rocket-Armas as well as strong-jumping and Hummer'(s momentuum to get to the moon. If we do this, don't forget to make a HB road.

Whatever we choose, we NEED to make sure to get a charm with meat storage space in stasis, and pack it full of fresh meat (possibly go hunting for magical meat) for regen purposes.
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No. 506240 ID: ca1229

Votes:

[1]
None

[2]
>>505553
>>505558
>>505733

[3]
>>505491
>>505515
>>506006

[4]
None.

[5]
>>505495
>>505531
>>506032

[6]
>>505480 (with [8])

[7]
None

[8]
>>505480 (with [6])
>>505619

[9]
>>505483

Winner: Three-way tie between [2], [3], [5].
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No. 506244 ID: ca1229

“I don't think I'll need directions, actually – or at least not yet. I'm going to go with Hyougo for now, and if that doesn't turn anything up... the Rainbow Road looks like a palatable option, although I wouldn't mind stealing a rocket. I might end up doing that on the way back anyway.”

... and I'll get the chance to score some more Answers, per Ogrimir's promise

Shadowbro ought to pop in here to remind Armas of the events of his fight with Abloec, and the fact that killing the golem bodies of Spirit Einherjar does not trigger the “killing einherjar” part of the deal with Ogrimir. Reply to it mentally.

“Oh yeah, that's right. Well that makes that particular option rather more unappealing. So Hyougo's a-go, unless she's not, in which case I'll just have to find a rocket or something... they have a space program here, right?”

This is where the information from Buttz' post (>>505491) comes into play

“Perfectly viable backup plan, then.”

Switching back to speech, finish up with Einrik, “Thanks for the help, Einrik, I'm going to get moving.” While the phone is still out, give Lyubov a call. (Buttz gave his input on Lyubov's side of the conversation)

“Lyubov, hey, sorry for waking you, it's Armas. Yeah, I know it's early but I'm in Japan on a very important assignment – need to get to the moon. Very cool, I know, but I need a favour from you: I need an audience with Hyougo so I can ask her to teleport me there and see if she has any information I could use about the Moon Wizard. Think you can get that organised for me ASAP?”
>"If you want to wait until seven you can petition her properly like everyone else does, when she makes herself available for that. She won't be up for awhile anyway.
“I suppose I can wait, if it means she'll be more amiable about it.”
>”Why do you need to get the moon anyway?"
"I can tell you when I get there, since it sounds like I'll have a few hours of nothing, otherwise."

From there, it's hummingswarm time (we could take a shadowport, but it is 3:30 and we don't want to rush Hyougo). Send a hummingbird off to Tanegashima to wait, just in case Hyougo falls through, while the rest head up to Hyougo's place in Hokkaido using Allview to navigate as necessary. Assuming that Hummingbird flies a little under the speed of sound, to avoid making a scene, that should take about an hour and twenty minutes as long as there are no interruptions.

Upon arriving, give Lyubov another call to make sure everything's good and that you won't be incinerated as soon as he steps onto her land or anything. Remember that you were going to go through your photo albums with Lyubov before she came to Japan. Get Shadowbro to grab them and to ask Svetlana for anything like that of Lyubov's, so you can all go through them together – even Hyougo, if she wants; it's the perfect chance to get her to see you as less of a rival for Lyubov's attention.

Lyubov might even ask Hyougo's parents to bring out her baby pictures, and you can all giggle like the schoolgirls that you are about how cute she was. You could even see about Hyougo bringing Svetlana around.

“You know, Lyubov, I bet your mother has some great stories to go with these pictures. Too bad she isn't here... Who wants something to eat? I'm a great cook, Hyougo. Tell her, Lyubov”

Take a break from the fun to make breakfast for everyone, sending out hummingbirds for any ingredients you're missing. Have hummingbirds deliver everyone's meals to them as a novelty.
Continue the conversation, talking about things a lonely kid might like; Placid's animal collection, Rosti's puppies, Sake being super-jealous that you're in Japan and he's not, your idea about making a were-tank. In general, follow Svetlana's original advice and act like Lyubov.

Having buttered the young witch up with delicious food, friendliness, and hilarious stories about Lyubov getting into life-threatening situations as a kid (yes, those stories are hilarious, I've heard plenty of them from my fiancée's mother), it's time to start working on getting that teleport.

Start off by just inquiring about Lunastaroth with Hyougo, and explain (mostly to Lyubov) that he's a wizard that lives in the moon, he's a very hard guy to get to, all that. If either of them ask why you're asking, tell them about the job – getting a letter to the moon and its wizard inhabitant, all within a week. Tell them about the rocket idea, but make the plan as convoluted as you can. Don't ask Hyougo for anything, just treat it like it's no big deal and that you'll get there with or without her. Ideally you'll manage to manipulate her into volunteering the help.
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No. 506246 ID: 1401db

>>506244
>... and I'll get the chance to score some more Answers, per Ogrimir's promise
>Shadowbro ought to pop in here to remind Armas of the events of his fight with Abloec, and the fact that killing the golem bodies of Spirit Einherjar does not trigger the “killing einherjar” part of the deal with Ogrimir. Reply to it mentally.
SUST, as Armas is well aware that while he still needs to kill Spirit einherjar they don't net questions (that was a big goddam disappointment upon killing Abloec's golem form) unless, say, he does it in a way that amuses Ogrimmir (but he can't count on it). This 'feature' about spirit einherjar has been on our mind many a time after all, and wecan think about it by ourself
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No. 506337 ID: 697a72

Gonna vote for [5] since no one is voting for [4], which is the best option. Secondary vote is for [2], because I want Armas to fight again. Don't care if we wont get any answers.
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No. 507024 ID: 47a120

>>506240
You put me down as voting for 8 on >>505619
But I was voting for 3
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No. 507038 ID: f31e57

Right. Let's try 3 first, then go with 5 if it's a no go. We'd need to see Lyubov anyways since science is her thing and this is a good way to chat with the young witch.
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No. 507169 ID: b7d2cc

>>505515
>>505532
Pssht, no matter what the other options are, a free-to-try dragon-free option’s available right here in Japan. I can totally talk a little girl Witch into getting me to the moon, yup! It has nothing to do with seeing my girlfriend. But more importantly than any potential personal considerations, this option offers the opportunity to get better intelligence on Lunastaroth straight from a full fledged Witch. Hyougo may have met him, or heard better information about him from other Wizards. And if that info’s warped by a childish perspective... well, it’s still a damned sight better than what I have now.
“Think I’ll go with the Witch path.”
>[Einrik]”Well, I wish you the best of luck with that. She’s a Witch I have not personally met, so I can’t offer you any advice on how to approach her.”
“I’lll make do, I’m sure. Thanks for helping me spitball this.”
>[Einrik]”Any time.”
*click*

“So, SB: can you get a shadow near Hyougo’s lodgings?”
>[SB]”Depends. How near do you need?
“Near enough I can get to her in short order. I do have a deadline, here.”
>[SB]”...Then I can place you off of route 333 in Hokkaido. It’s not on her personal territory, but close enough (and isolated enough) that some magical mobility should get you to her demesne swiftly.
“Sounds good then. Any ti-”

[DISCONTINUITY]

“-me... okay, guess I’m there.”
>[SB]”Did the highway and mountains give it away?
“Be fair, I was already on a mountain so that second part’s hardly a cha-”
>[SB]”If you want to quibble do it with someone else. Now, I’m going to be unavailable for a while; Dark politics thing, don’t bother asking.
Such a secretive brother I have.”
>[SB]”One of us has to be.

I blink my way free of the personal conversation as Hummingbird manifests from my shoulder, rejoining me post-Og ‘porting with a keen and discerning eye roving over our surroundings.
>[HB]“Hm. A large amount of flora, but little of it palatable. A shame. Will you need guidance to your target, Giant?”
“I don't think I'll need directions, actually – or at least not yet. I'm going to go with Hyougo for now, and if that doesn't turn anything up... the Rainbow Road looks like a palatable option, although I wouldn't mind stealing a rocket. I might end up doing that on the way back anyway.”
... and I'll get the chance to score some more Answers, per Ogrimir's promise
>[HB]”Rockets... pah. The childish attempts of Giants to breach the realm of the avian master race. If you must persist in obsessing over such lackluster toys, that is your right, though personally I cannot fathom why you would not wish to travel the path of warriors that Einherjar employ.”
“Eh. Reasonably certain, on reflection, that I wouldn’t get squat out of offing Spirit Einherjar golem bodies, so it’d be a goodly bit of work without much payoff. Far better if I can take my ride with me when I’m done, you know?”
>[HB]”No, I wouldn’t: I’ve never been without the greatest of rides-”
“I’m just going to interrupt before you give me too good of a line to work with; you’re a phenomenal flier Hummingbird, I get it.”
>[HB]”...So long as you are aware.”

The way he huffily ruffles his diminutive plumage is adorable and I am never telling him that.

>[SB]”I admit to being surprised you even remembered that detail, Armas.
I can’t help but smirk at that.
“Oh yeah, that's right, I didn’t give you a chance to call me an ignorant idiot there, did I-my bad. Let’s see... *ahem* Wow brother, that’s amazing-I totally didn’t think about that! Well that makes that particular option rather more unappealing. So Hyougo's a-go, unless she's not, in which case I'll just have to find a rocket or something... they have a space program here, right?”
>[SB]”Sake has informed me there’s a facility that would meet your needs in Tanegashima.
The Allview pings my soul as SB places a marker on the world map for personal reference.
“Great-well, I’ve got a place to go if the Hyougo route doesn’t work. Now then...”

So, I learn something pretty handy while Strongly jumping about, Hummer’s Momentum throwing my form this way and that as I follow Soul Sensing and Magic Item Detection. Specifically, I learn that while Witches and Wizards can elect to hide themselves, that is not the norm, and that Hyougo’s mere presence has been enough to turn one entire farm’s land into a massive Siedis bedecked in thousands of vigilant Land Gods, scores of them more magically potent than yours truly. It’s rather interesting that I couldn’t really grasp the sheer potency present here, and I wonder if perhaps...

Indeed, on referencing against the Allview in realtime, I find a considerable discrepancy between the remotely perceivable level of magic, and what I can feel ‘on the ground’, as it were. Still, there’s no questioning this is the place I sought. So feeling rather confident in my pre-dawn analysis, I touch down outside what’s sure to be the Hanmaki farm and see a pair of people (mundanes, specifically) just exiting a rather modest-looking wood house, completely oblivious to the spiritual entities parting like water before them.

One of the two, a stoop-backed woman with a gentle smile, waves a hand on seeing a stranger just outside the property-she has rather keen eyes. She bumps an elbow against her partner, and both of them begin toddling down to the gate that I patiently wait outside of. I assume they think I’m being polite, but mostly it’s that there’s no way I’m just going to intrude into the territory of so many Land Gods when a little patience will work. There are limits to my impulsiveness, after all.
>[Woman](In Japanese)”Oh... good morning! May I ask your name?”
(In Japanese)”Armas Laine, at your service.
>[Woman]”Hanmaki Haruno-”
>[Man]”And Hanmaki Jinbe. May we ask why you’re visiting?”
Absolutely. It’s my understanding your daughter is something of an expert in certain circles, and I’d like to confer with her, if she’s willing.
>[Haruno]”We can certainly ask her if she’s amenable to that.”
>[Jinbe]”I apologize for the rudeness, but would you mind waiting here? It is very early after all.”
Given the gatewatching spirits present alongside them?
I understand completely. I’d be happy to wait here and admire your lovely farm.
>[Jinbe]”Oh, it is just a small family farm. But we will hurry back with your answer.”
Japanese sensibilities satisfied, he and Haruno head back up the driveway.

I occupy myself giving a charming smile to the masses of Land Gods, their forms varying from fiery foo dogs to lightning clad raijū wolves with all manner of beast between. If Sake were here, I’ve no doubt he’d ramble on and list off every single variety of spirit present. As is, I just indulge in a liberal helping of Soul Sensing, cataloging the common traits I see amidst their number that bear future consideration. Never know when I might need to forcibly unbind a Land God, after all.

It’s not long before the wife Haruno returns, with what can only be Kitsune dancing and gamboling about her feet, the little multi-tailed furballs so sickeningly cute they have to be a toy breed or... something.
>[Haruno]”Our daughter would be happy to receive you in the foyer, Mr. Laine. Would you follow me?”
I regard the... the standing down cadre of supercharged spirits, disarmed by the Witch’s mother’s comment. They literally make way, waiting on either side of the driveway.
But of course.

I walk through the plain-looking pleasant farm, and reach the sliding door just behind Haruno-

And stare into what is clearly a Demiplane entrance, the house’s interior swapped out with what looks like a zen garden wrought by Escher on acid, and then scaled up twenty fold. Gravel paths neatly raked into perfect zen order craze and crawl through the air without the slightest regard for gravity, titanic rocks and surreal bonsai the size of normal trees catch at the eye, all arranged together into what I can only term a wildly imaginative rock garden. I follow Mrs. Hanmaki without hesitation as she trundles down the paths, and smirk as Allview and Soul Sensing alike go perfectly dark the moment I’m inside.

We walk up walls, along ceilings, down valleys and, rarely, on flatlands across twisting paths that crunch underfoot, watching as insects the size of pigeons flit lazily about, the flow of time itself seeming to vary depending on which fractal-inspired snarl of twisted space we currently occupy. I do my best to not get distracted from the path given the lack of railings along the open edges of the twisted reality. I’d rather not find out what happens if one ‘falls’. That said, I pay careful attention to what I can see. First and foremost, I see the familiar glitter of that gold beyond gold that denotes a Leprechaun's presence, the mercurial vagabonds scurrying about, each in conversation with one Japanese spirit or another. Out in the distance, in koi ponds stocked with whale-sized fish, I see water spirits dancing and singing, and in the skies that are not overhead, but within the snarled mass of twisted space I see thunder gods roaring their cases at one another, my own blood rumbling mutedly in resonance. All of this and more I see-

And still I focus most of all on the toddling old form before me. Hummingbird would not let me hear the end of it, if I lost my way.

Eventually, Haruno leads me up a set of branches wrought into natural stairs, and into a knothole atop one of the many engorged bonsai, and within....

I find a Japanese teen with bubblegum hair clicking away on her phone, and looking decidedly bored. She doesn’t look up as her mother ushers me into her realm.
>[Hyougo](In Japanese)”So. You’re that Armas Guy that found my Yōkai Shugo.”
(In Japanese)”That’s an accurate enough way to describe me.
>[Hyougo]”So... what do you want?”
I can’t help but note she still hasn’t looked up from her phone-in fact, she’s rather pointedly ignoring me-which kind of defeats the impact of the brushoff. Ah, kids.
Well, I wanted to say hi to the Witch my girlfriend works for-
>[Hyougo]”I’m not giving her back-ah, yet, I mean yet.”
Of course, of course. I understand that you’re going to need constant access to her while she learns her duties-to insure she provides service you feel comfortable attaching your name to.
At that she looks up, a bit confused by my phrasing.
>[Hyougo]”I... yes, of course.”
And so with that straightened out, I’d like to ask you about Lunastaroth, if you don’t mind.
She rolls her eyes at that, slouching back down into her smartphone addiction.
>[Hyougo]”Pfft, that crazy old guy. What about him?”
Well, I would love to hear your thoughts on what kind of Wizard he is.
>[Hyougo]”I don’t know why you’d even care, he’s just some crusty old fart that doesn’t do anything that matters. He doesn’t even leave the moon, like, ever!”
Is that so.
>[Hyougo]”Yeah, he’s super-boring and just sits around being a butthead. He hosts parties for Wizards and Witches like, all the time, but it’s really lame things where it’s all these time-displaced Wizards, where multiple of the same person are right there, but they’re different, and some have power and some don’t... ugh, they talk about the dumbest stuff. Really dry, boring, lame and everything.”
Does he happen to have non Wizard-only parties?
>[Hyougo]”Hah, no. What he does do is just... watch the line. All those people that want to talk to him, laughing the moment anything happens... honestly? I think he’s gone nuts up there-or maybe he was always wacko, I dunno. Doesn’t really matter to me.”
Are there particular types of things a person in the line can do that are particularly entertaining to him?
>[Hyougo]”Yeah, he really likes it when people in the line horrify and terrify the others, instead of starting fights-when people run screaming from the line that’s like, his favorite thing. Real sicko, right?”
He certainly sounds eccentric, to be sure. If you don’t mind me asking, how are things now that things are hopefully settling back down?

At that she finally meets my eyes and very nearly cares enough to smile, before a tweenish obsession with being ‘cool’ makes her look bored again.
>[Hyougo]”Okay I guess; I mean, no one’s trying to start trouble now, and it’s not hectic or anything, so that’s good.”
Happy to hear it. Is Lyubov working out for you?
Her eyes spark a bit at that.
>[Hyougo]”Yeah, she’s great! ...I mean...”

...

Two hours later, after liberal attempts to activate an unreachable magical sense for diplomatic wordplay and being stopped cold in the Witch’s realm, I find an indulged teen’s bossy whims, for the moment, unbreachable. I can neither see Lyubov, or get a free trip to the moon. But that’s fine; I got an insider look at Lunastaroth’s behavior, and critical hints at how to attract his attention that I wouldn’t have otherwise have had access to. Completely worth a couple hours, given the high stakes of the mission.

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Welp. Witch way’s out... but hey, that’s why I decided on back-up plans. I wrangle up Big Crazy and Sake on a conference call, and feel SB listening in on the side.
>[Sake]”Man what is it, gonna rub it in my face again that you’re in japan and I’m not?[code]” >[BC]”And I’m not sure why I’m on the line here.” “Answer to both: I’m going to space, and I want to commandeer a Japanese Rocket and maybe ensoul it-I need directions on where to go in Japan-” >[Sake]”[code]Tanagashima down in the South Islands-
“Thank you Sake-and I happen to need someone that has the slightest idea about astronautical matters, since I imagine pure magic would only go so far. Big Crazy, know anyone?”
>[BC]”...You magnificent bastard, you remember that?”
“You drunkenly confiding that you tried to be an Astronaut before you learned they auto-reject the magical? Yep.”
>[BC]”So, how am I gonna get there, then?”
“SB, feel free to chime in here.”
>“I already have a shadow ten kilometers from the launch facility Sake mentioned, and can ‘port both of you to location.”
>[BC]”Wait is that safe for non-Armas people or-”
“Oh it’s fine, don’t worry about it-Bro, hit it.”
>[BC]”Hold -”

[DISCONTINUITY]

>[BC]”-on... dammit. I hadn’t even packed anything.”
“All the more reason to show off the cool new hydra magic you got then, right? Anyway let’s go.”
>[BC]”So we’re just breaking in?”
“What, noooo... I’m talking my way in and convincing them we belong with some potent persuasion. Then, we’re commandeering a rocket and we’ll be out of here before they know it.”
>[BC]”Seriously, you think that’ll work, just... wing it?”
“Well, they obviously have a rocket on the tarmac right now, so what’s really stopping us? Are magical guards going to pop out or something, huh?”
>[BC]”This is such a bad idea; it’s not gonna work!”
“Bet you ten bucks it will.”
>[BC]”You’re on.”

[TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES LATER, IN THE PRESSURIZED POD OF A CARGO ROCKET WITH NO LESS THAN ELEVEN UNCONSCIOUS GUARDS IN OUR WAKE]

>[BC]”Christ-”
“Ten bucks.”
>[BC]”We just-”
“Nope, get that money and pipe down while I install a better OS.”

And with that, I get to dumping every single bit of Soul Energy I can produce in raw venting, shaping the flow and holding it fast in the purpose built orbital vessel. Cannibalistic Divine Magic floods and seeps into every nook and cranny, more and more as I swiftly build the vessel to thrice my own soul’s size-

And throw a Binding on it right after performing a brute force mimickry of the general principles of a Familiar Binding. It’s not exactly a clean job, but working with my own magical essence makes cleanup of the inevitable mistakes a thing of mere effort, not challenge. I’ve stabilized everything and are ready to script the Bind’s command within fifteen seconds of having begun.

>[BC]”Armas-”
“Not now.”
>[BC]”Look I get it impressive-ass Godling domination magic and all but the alarms are going now-”
“Well, that just means I can’t dawdle.”

I return to my labors, double and triple-checking the spiritual energy suffusing the ship, the vessel’s collective form, rocket engines, fuel tanks, stages, and orbital module all tied into a coherent spiritual mass. This is all one body, albeit one designed to fall to pieces and be reunited. With the soul’s structure and subservient spectral position confirmed, I place the binding that I know is going to make this fun down the line.

WILL BE AN OBEDIENT MISSILE THAT SERVES ITS CREATOR ARMAS IN ALL REQUESTED WAYS WITH LOYALTY

It’s a long Bind, but thanks to the facts that it’s the same spiritual energy as the soul it binds, and that both were created by your’s truly, I’m able to slot what would normally be a dangerously clunky binding into a smooth fit, spiritually speaking. I find it hilarious I’m at the point I can MacGuvyer up ensouling a spaceship but still have absolutely no form of sophistication or elegance to my grasp of terminology and esoterics for my magical ‘arts’. They are merely tools I use and use with familiarity and a rough competence. And funnily enough, that’s okay, so long as I get to keep playing with them.

-Right, distracted-okay, the binding... still holding, good no fluctuations, I can bulk the soul larger now that I’ve confirmed the dominance while I build a basic interface... okay, let’s go with a Kudoku bug based system, real simple and I know how to uninstall it if I have to without collapsing the soul-it’ll do for a maiden voyage.

>[BC]”Armas-”
“Just handle it man I need a bit more!”
Even with accelerated thought it’s just not quite enough running through all the minutia-there’s so much power I can pump into this thing, but every jolt has to be evenly spread, meshed with what’s there. When adding more, I have to ensure it doesn’t disrupt the tenuous balance that needs time to stabilize... and that demand makes this exceptionally labor intensive.

...pretty sure I hear people shouting-well that’s not good, they’ll need to-
>[SB]Focus on the ship I’ll handle the civilians.
Right. Okay. Four times my energy. A little more. Five times... careful... by six times my energy, I’m starting to lose track of how to weave this all together and the binding’s starting to look loose-

>[BC]”ARMAS!
I snap my eyes open: the work is as good as I’m gonna get it.
“And...”

I give a spiritual prod to the now wholly living, by magical standards, rocket in which we reside... and with a pleasing rumble, engines sputter to life without a whit of input on the controls. Both Big Crazy and I ignore the abrupt gravitic pressures on us as the solid fuel boosters kick in, taking the ride in stride. Even better, the diagnostic terminal screen one of the technicians forgot (still hooked up to a data jack in the cargo section’s less-than-roomy pressure module) sports a smiley face as the vessel quakes.
>[BC]”The people outside-”
>[SB]”Taken care of. And I destroyed the footage of you. The fallout from this will be magical if anything. Best of luck on the trip.
I ignore the sarcastic comment as Big Crazy pulls the hatch shut, looking a bit befuddled.
>[BC]”So...”
“Yes?”
>[BC]”I can’t help but notice we don’t have space suits.”
“Why, do you need one?”
>[BC]”Breathing is something people generally need to do, and vacuum’s not exactly healthy.”
“Psh. So we have to suck it up for some pain and regenerate for a while, big whoop. Or are you telling me a hydra can’t handle asphyxiation?”
>[BC]”....I did not think to test that one.”
“Oh. Well... guess we’ll find out then.”
>[BC]”SO not how I saw myself going to space.”
“Just run with it-and if you happen to have any Familiar based fleshcrafting tricks that’d help when we reach the moon, well... now would be the time.”
>[BC]”Just so it’s on the record...”
“Yeah?”
>[BC]”You’re a total dick.”
“You could have gotten ready before agreeing-”
>[BC]”Oh, like it’s fair to teleport someone mid-conversation!”
“It wasn’t mid, so much as... during a transitional period.”
>[BC]”Totally a dick.”
“Ah come on-you’re more happy you’re here than mad.”
>[BC]”[Native American Silence]”
“Oh come on, you know I know you’re happier than mad. I can totally see your soul and you know that.”
>[BC]”FINE, ridiculous methods or no I’m still happy, even with the ‘complications’.”
“There, was that so hard?”
>[BC]”Prick.”
“You’re using a lot of phallic terminology; are you asking for tutelage in the great and noble art of Phallomancy?”
>[BC]”Wh-”
“I assure you that it’s unlikely you will find a more prodigal teacher than I. Perhaps Familiar-control via the penis?”
>[BC]”Man w-”
“Or maybe you could be quiet, and I can properly Name my sort-of-alive rocket.”

While I have all sorts of ideas, only one of them matters, because I also thought of “Kim Jung Boom” and internally designate it as a female name. And just like that-

“Hello Kim Jung Boom.”
>[BC]”Seriously man what is up with y-”
The computers squawk and gargle, the din combining into the parody of a human voice.
>[KJB]”HELLO ALL IMPORTANT CREATOR.”
>[BC]”....Oh hell no, you just made it-”
“Now now Big, that’s no way to talk to Miss Boom here. How are you Boom?”
>[KJB]”PLEASED TO NOW EXIST SO THAT I MAY SERVE THE CREATOR.”
>[BC]”Are you kidding...”
“Excellent-SO, if you’ll fly us to Lunastaroth’s part of the moon-”
>[KJB]”THIS WOEFUL CREATION LACKS THE CAPACITY TO DETECT SUCH A THING!”

I glance at Big with consternation as I slap a fist in my palm, eying the passing clouds out the window.
Knew I’d probably forgotten something-one second...

A bit of spiritual fiddling cribbing off my own spiritual senses, and-
“Aaaand how about now?”
>[KJB]”THIS CRAFT CAN SERVE IT’S CREATOR AND FEELS FULFILLED IN THE CAPACITY TO BE USEFUL.”
>[BC]”I can’t believe I’m not recording this.”
“I know, it’d make great footage!”
>[BC]”[Texan Silence]”

...

MONDAY, MARCH 21st, 2011
PERSONAL FUNDS:
$7,936,660.00
BUSINESS FUNDS: $8,842,094.00
CASH: $0.00
SHADOW PATIENCE: 35%
WINTER ENERGY: 163
SUMMER ENERGY: 61/61


Kim Jung Boom, the magically manhandled previously Japanese cargo rocket comes about over a section of the Moon’s dark side... and I see a spiritual signature-scratch that. Shittons of them.
>[BC]”...Giants, Leprechauns, Elves, Liches... yes, that’s... quite a line, there. What’s the plan, here?”

Well that is a good question, especially given I’ve detected that not only am I regenerating magic more slowly now, but that Kim Jung Boom, bless her metal heart, is decaying fast. She has at most a day’s worth of magic in her!

What’s my plan?
[FOLLOW RULES] “Well duh, we fly Miss Boom here on up to the line, form an orderly queue...”
[BOLD] “Well, I was thinking of crashing Miss Boom into the front of the line, you know, some pizzazz for the entrance to get the Wizard’s attention...”
[DESTRUCTIVE]”I bet if I siphon all the magic out of Miss Boom here I’d have enough to blow a goodly sized hole in the moon-that’d help, don’t you think?”
[DECEPTIVE]”We’ll just go to the front of the line and say we were invited-I can totally sell that.”
[DISGUSTING]”Well, I had a tip that he likes spectacles...” (Write it in)
[CUSTOM] (Write it in, bucko)
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No. 507333 ID: 6de77b

[DISGUSTING] Three way. Rocket; Big Crazy; Shadow Bro.
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No. 507335 ID: c31f72

[Disgusting] Time for the penis trolls triumphant return!
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No. 507374 ID: c213a6

>[DECEPTIVE]”We’ll just go to the front of the line and say we were invited-I can totally sell that.”

I wonder how many of them you could scare off by saying "Ever heard of Armas Laine? I'm him."
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No. 507397 ID: 47a120

[TERRIFYING]
According to our Teen Japanese Witch (TM) he gets a kick off of people TERRIFYING the other people in line without harming them.
so that is the obvious solution.
Time to mix darkening and a silver tongue.
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No. 507398 ID: 98378e

[DESTRUCTIVE]

I wanna blow things up.
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No. 507448 ID: c31f72

Oh, we should also grab some moon rocks as a souvenir before we head home.
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No. 507450 ID: 08c00b

>>507397
yes and...

Id like to use this idea from the chat:

"ArkeusI wonder if we could make the rocket's soul go into catastrophic failure with a soul-guise that makes it look even more terrifying.
17:58LukethanukeYES, that sounds fun. If we can soul-guise the rocket we just have to make it LOOK Dangerous enough to scare the line. In fact it turning out to be a dud would be even more funny than it actually killing everyone; witch is our best bet to get the moon wiz's jollys up for us.

ArkeusSomething like catastrophic-failure => making it look like an explosion => using our intimacy with Lyubov to copy a tesla-like pattern to it and add a "like a nuclear-explosion/like a tesla designed-bomb feel to the soul-guise could be properly terrifying. "

So soul-guise the rocket to give off an immensely powerful feeling of imminent destruction and doom. Then have it crash with LESS force than a normal rocket would.
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No. 507802 ID: c6319f

[TERRIFYING]
I propose that we try building a soul guise into Kim Jung Boom. We were able to replicate in her our spiritual sensory capabilities, at least roughly. Likely because she was made from our energy, by our hand. There's simply an amazingly high degree of compatibility.

The soul guise should be something like "A NUCLEAR DEVICE THAT IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE." ramped up as high as possible. Whatever rate Armas regenerates energy at up here and cannibalize some of her remaining energy to sell it if need be. Members of the magical community who know about nukes know that they are dangerous, highly so, but hopefully don't know so much that they'd be able to easily differentiate between one kind of mundane rocket and another.

And hey, if it doesn't work it probably wont get our asses killed and we can try for something else.
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No. 507804 ID: 2da9b3

[TERRIFYING] Soulguise the ship as owner
if you've never seen the soul, all you have to do is make it so that anyone in the area that can sense it receives an image of him looking cross as hell and in a hurry.
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No. 507810 ID: f31e57

[Oh god why]
Soul guise the ship so they will think: "THIS IS LUCIFER'S NUCLEAR DICK GOING SUPERCRITICAL WATCH OUT IT'S ABOUT TO BLOW!"

Because why go for just ONE reaction?
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No. 507814 ID: cf49fc

>>507810
I agree on this count. GIANT MAGICAL NUCLEAR PLANETBUSTER INBOUND is a really great way to scare people off. And if we're REALLY lucky, we can crash at the head of the line, and land right in front of his door ready to hop out and dramatically stride forward.

I just want Kim Jung Boom to be okay! Oh well. We can always put her soul into other things...
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No. 507854 ID: 9d4181

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Well, i guess if we are going to do [TERRIFYING], we might as well try to do it well.

The first thing to do would be to check if we can take the rocket's soul into our eye: While we have never soul-sculpted or otherwise done a soul-guise on another soul, As a soul created by us, if she is also IN us and thus subject to our internal soul-manipulation as well as to our demi-plane homebase advantage, it should be possible to actually do a decent job of it.

The soul guise to choose should be something like "A NUCLEAR DEVICE ABOUT TO EXPLODE". As someone who has been VERY intimate with Lyubov, both pre and post her witchification, we are probably one of the top expert on Tesla's working 'feel', and as such should be able to do such a soul-guise with acceptable expertise. In fact, given the ejaculating nature of such...

Now, this is supposed to be [Terrifying], not [Kill Them All]. Especially as the Wizard of the moon was said to not like killings in his queue. As such, While the soul of the rocket should be bulking/pretending to go into catastrophic failure, it shouldn't actually explode.

This means that there is no reason it needs to die, and as such we don't need to break the accords. We can totally talk to it and convince it that, in exchange for us soul-sculpting it, we'll try to save it (without actually promising anything, even trying).

From there, we could put it into our eye the moment it look like it would explode during our 'show'. There is a possibility that simply putting it into our eye could save it (no deterioration of soul there, at least?), and it would also make it much easier to bulshit the people around in the queue.

If putting the soul into our eye is impossible or otherwise unsustainable (maybe it drains our own regen?) then another possibility for saving it could be if Bonzi's pot could take it remotely.

Around the queue, depending on whether we want to look like a sportman or provoke them into a fight (where they'll begin the first blow), we could use a soul-guise of "nice winner" or "smug jackass".
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No. 508569 ID: b7d2cc

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“So, I have an idea.”
>[BC]”You really shouldn’t be able to make that sound so ominously disastrous. Well, what is it?”
“Convince the people in the line this is a malfunctioning nuclear missile that’s about to crash.”
>[BC]”Explain to me where that makes sense.”
“Well for one Miss Kim here is obviously a missile. Aren’t you Kim?”
>[KGB]”AS THE CREATOR STIPULATED A MISSILE AM I!”
“So, there’s that, and then there’s the fact that most people in that line are not exactly experts on what are and aren’t missiles, and-”
>[BC]”You know what? Just do whatever soul magic bullshit you’re planning, and let’s see if it blows up in our face and we die, or it works.”
“That’s a bit defeatist of you, isn’t it?”
>[BC]”Well I’m frankly tired of playing the straight man for...”
“Nineteen-”
>[BC]”Yes, nineteen hours. So just do what you’re gonna do, and I’ll either get to mock you before our mutual end, or I get to walk on the moon. So yeah, I am a bit distracted from the argument at hand.”
“Just long as you can admit you have a problem.”

While Big Crazy mutters to himself, I’m neck deep in spiritual skullduggery. I badger and bully what is still a part of me into doing my will. I twist and tease spectral force into matching my desires. It is not a science, by any stretch of the meaning. I am not performing clear cut if-then alterations that lead to a desired result. I am abusing raw power and magical synchronicity to sit my missile-ship’s soul down, slap it in the face and tell it to hurry up and grow a Soul Guise.

And it does. After a grueling ten seconds worth of accelerated thought to badger it into life. And I have to actively maintain a connection to make it do anything. But hey, Soul Guise, there it is.

...And I’ve drained out a good half of my own magic in the process.
WINTER ENERGY: 71/163
Well, that’s not quite true. What actually happened is that I drained myself at breakneck speeds, and had that energy supplemented from afar each time I neared empty. In fact, it was almost like-

A beak manifesting out of my chin answers that train of thought, as a voice as melodiously high-pitched as it is implacably cold chirps forth.
>[HB]”I grasp that this is an important venture for you, mount, but you cannot be a wastrel with the power I’ve meticulously saved and allocated.”
Except I totally can.
“I’ll keep an eye on errant use of our magic when next I’m flying among the stars, okay?”
I feel acknowledgement through our spiritual connection, and the beak schlorps out of sight.

Well, what matters is that I installed the necessary spiritual software for my plan. And to that end...
“So, hey: if there’s any spiritual mayday signals you know of, hopefully ones you can broadcast real hard, now would be the time.”
>[BC]”So you’re actually doing this?”
“What gave you the impression I wouldn’t?”
>[BC]“Idle hope all of this has been a hallucination.”
“Maybe you ought to lay off Dávgon’s beer for a spell.”

With a grumbling mercenary at my side, I give Kim Jung Boom a rather tall order. I warp and twist her Soul Guise like it were my own (which it is, sort of) and crank the output up so high that I can feel magic gushing out of the ship’s soul and into fueling the spiritual signature.

‘Imminently exploding malfunctioning missile/rocket of a nuclear persuasion’ isn’t exactly as complex as I’d like, but it’s the message I’m confident will get across to the most viewers.

It’s a curious thing: I’ve put a plan in motion, and I won’t see it unfold. All I have to go on is Soul Sensing, and there’s hardly a being down there that can’t obscure their souls well enough to keep my prying eyes out. I just have to trust that Kim Jong Boom can tell what she’s doing. She’s got some cameras in her nose, maybe I could-

I find my train of thought broken by Big Crazy interrupting.
>[BC]”We’re coming in too steep.”
He’s flying just as blind as I am, he’s got no way to know that.
“Pssh, no. We-”
>[BC]”We are going to crush the missile-the rocket’s nose against the moon, and oh yes, we are in that nose.”
“We can both regenerate.”
>[BC]”On the moon, without direct access to...”
His face freezes in a look of surprise as he realizes something.
>[BC]”Son of a bitch you’re still recuperating magic, how are you-”

I don’t have to answer that exceptionally invasive question (which I had a flippant remark all ready for) because that’s when Miss Kim gets concerned.

>[KGB]”IS IMPACT DESIRED OR IS IT TO BE ARRESTED, CREATOR?”
“Arrested-”

There’s a helluva thump, like someone kicking the whole rocket from the bottom, and then the entire room yaws and performs a turnaround. I get enough of a warning through my spiritual connection that, unlike Big Crazy, I’ve already flipped about and land feet-first on the cramped room’s floor, while he smashes in headfirst. Naturally, he seems to somehow think this is my fault.

>[BC]”You’re a dick, Armas.”
“The very best.”

I would say more, but the rockets built into Kim Jong Boom’s cargo module fire, and I’m briefly shocked to see most of Kim Jong Boom fall away. Then I remember, this is a staged rocket. It’s supposed to fall apart as its tanks run dry, and the last of the fuel must have just run out. That was the thump, that and the cargo module’s engine kicking in. We’re now putting some space between us and the much larger jettisoned rocket.

I still can’t see any of this. Soul Sense alone informs me of what is going on outside- and to my senses, the falling rocket stage is a big bright piece of soul bleeding energy from raw tears in the body. Just like the first stage we left on Earth, it’s rapidly sealing up, as though it were designed to break into pieces. Now that I really think about it, the Name I picked helped make the soul appropriate for being a missile, and all that entails.

A web of tenuous connections between the falling stage and the more important parts of Kim Jong Boom’s soul seated in the cargo module’s computer mean that I get a handful of seconds, at most, to keep both parts of the rocket emitting the Soul Guise. But that’s all I really need, considering our ship is careening towards the planet in two pieces. The last stage of the rocket is on a more-or-less ballistic arc toward the middle of the line, while the cargo module we’re in is going to arrive near the front. I go for broke, cranking the spiritual signal up even higher, both the spent rocket stage and the cargo module broadcasting the same overwhelming Soul Guise of being a malfunctioning weapon of mass destruction.

As we near, I can feel the souls in the line actually moving and reacting as a ship that had (again, presumably since I couldn’t see most of it) threatened to crash with a soul-scouring conflagration into the Moon’s Dark Side instead settles down with only a modest sound of crunching metal and regolith. The moment the ship’s rockets cut out, I leap toward the hatch (now the roof of the landed cargo carrier) and give Miss Kim a spiritual tap just before my head would hit. She unlocks the hatch for me, and all the air in the room explodes out in a single shocking thunderclap that leaves my ears ringing. I grab the lip of the bulkhead as I pass it, and land on the lunar soil on my feet.

A few things catch my notice, at that point.

There’s the actual members of the line proper, now that I can actually look at them. While there isn’t much in the way of surprises thanks to my flyby spiritual assessment before touchdown, I do get to match faces and figures to souls. But that identification isn’t really what I’m focused on, so much as the fact that they’ve left the line.

I can feel the gas in my body, including in my mostly ignored digestive tract, doing its best to get out. I let what would have been a monster of a fart rip- but in space, no one can hear you pass gas. I can feel a chill in my lungs as liquids evaporate and most of the gasses in my blood escape into space- fact is, I’m suffocating. I can feel the fluids boiling off of my eyes and mouth, and oh yes blood is trying to seep out of my flesh as blood vessels break under the sudden lack of pressure.

It’s all admittedly a distraction, but not one that prevents me from claiming the prize I so irreverently created for myself. I dart into the line after a jaunty wave and take up a position at the very front before anyone’s quite resettled after my ploy. Unsurprisingly enough, this gets me just a few sets of malicious Attention but hey, I’m on the clock here!

...And...

And the... the simple wrought iron gate that the line waits before remains... rather firmly shut. Not surprising, in and of itself, or even innately problematic. But if I factor in all that Attention... Suffice to say I am damnably happy to see Big Crazy climbing out of Kim Jung Boom, and soaking up some of that nefarious focus. It’s not like he’s as receptive to such Attention as I am. He can take it.

I watch as Big Crazy takes stock of the scene, a veritable sea of eyes from the now fully reformed line on him. I notice that his ears, nose and mouth are all covered by skin sacks (which I swiftly emulate, though I leave the membrane over my eyes translucent). And... I notice that he stands very clearly outside of the line, making his intentions clear without the need for a single spoken word.

I am once more host to aaaaalll that fascinatingly hate-stricken Attention. Hm.

I take the evil obsession of the assorted crew of Giants, Leprechauns and other extremely potent magical creatures, and factor it in with what I know about Lunastaroth. Not in general (or even as it directly pertains to my mission) but rather, what his existence means for those who are willing to personally wait. Some would be couriers not unlike myself: magically able and pressed into service, by coin, debt, threat, or otherwise. Others would, like Big Crazy, simply want to see the Moon up close. I don’t know how many theoretical visitors are just here for the line’s gossip and the moon itself.

But most of them would be like-

Like the multi-armed hulk of staggering Divine magical presence that taps me on the shoulder while a spiritual voice like a groaning mountain tries to be threatening.
[Titan]“Hey.”
I distinctly keep that rule about violence in mind, and factor in my recuperative abilities. Depending on how I do it, I could ‘turn about’ from a lethal attack to instill more unsettling experiences in the queue. While I don’t yet have personal proof it’s true, I was told of Lunastaroth’s penchant for the nonviolently horrific. And maybe Mc-stonetongue here could be my assistant.
[Titan]“Hey, asshole!”
Just as I’m feeling that narrowing pressure of Attention that heralds a critical mass of aggression and the start of a fight, a spiritual voice like the dust-dry whisper from a crypt’s confines interrupts.

[Lich]”You know the rules.”

That which speaks is a collection of partly-powdered human bones, wrapped with mole fur to fill out a bodysuit made of thin red leather, with a half-open zipper down the chest. I’m vaguely reminded of Eddie Murphey for some inexplicable... wait no, not so inexplicable of a reason! The bodysuit has to be inspired by a certain iconic outfit that the comedian wore for his routine.

The palpable air of readied magic suffusing a quartet of raised fists is dispersed with a frustrated grunt, even as the Titan continues to glare death at me.
[Lich]”An interesting entrance. Were you trying to exploit his affinity for irregular horror?”
I’m actually having trouble being concrete about how much stronger than me that bag of bones is, spiritually speaking.
[Lich]”I wonder if you think this is something that would suffice to attract the good wizard’s favor. A hastily assembled and shoddily executed bout of spiritual guesswork and skullduggery, a piece of unimportant mundane equipment crudely aped as a credible threat. Did you think anyone of substance cared about your plan?”
“Yet here I stand, at the front of the line.” Is what I try to say, but talking proves just a little bit hard to not muffle with a mouth-flap. Thankfully, the bag o’ bones understands my intent just fine.
[Lich]”So you do. The front of a line that had not shifted in two days, and in a manner that allowed me to likewise jump ahead. So in a sense, I should thank you; but that still does not change the fact you will not enter.”
“And what makes you so sure of that?”
Yeah, I’m digging this. I just have to think about what I want to say like I mean to say it- actually, this is exactly what Lyubov does, isn’t it? Except that here, thanks to the low magic environment, it doesn’t require the same massive amount of energy backing it to be easily detectable.

While a pair of what look like Angels (of the many limbed bodies and burning wheels within wheels classic biblical style) approach Big Crazy, the Lich’s skull jitters and clatters in an analogue for laughter. If there were air, I’m sure it would have sounded like a ghastly maraca, but as it is, I only understand it to be laughter by his spiritual signature’s intent.
[Lich]”Because no one gets in until they have satisfied Lunastaroth’s whims, and he requires visitors to wait. So in essence, just by being at the front of the line you have saved yourself no time, and have earned the ire of every other visitor. Not for infiltrating the line, but for slowing its progression with your very presence. And so, I look forward to seeing who it is that decides violence is worth it to remove you from the line, hm-mm-m.”

That’s a dickass bit of commentary from the Soul Skelly, but he seems to know his shit. Yeah, I miiiiight possibly maybe want to replan things, or maybe do something a bit different here. I could end up with a drunken Glurichaun somehow sodomizing my soul or something here. And I’d rather avoid getting lynched by a magical mob on the moon.

Well. Kim Jung Boom’s... idling there, conserving her spiritual existence in the hope of once again being useful to me. I think she’s even got a little fuel left, which is good if I want to have a hope of returning to Earth aboard her. Big Crazy’s busy having a pow-wow with Angels that are currently looking distinctly feminine despite their monstrous forms. A Titan, a pair of Giants, four Leprechauns and a whole mess of other things are glaring death at me in that special way that is proof positive they’re stewing in hate and eventually going to bubble over. My magic’s regenerating at a painfully slow rate, and is still below half-power. While I could abuse Hummingbird’s flock and take what I need from them, I’d still rather not fight. Especially if HB’s going to starkly belittle me for reverse-pirating my own energy back. Even under the best of circumstances, any one entity in line would be an iffy prospect to fight with, and more than three is nearly a guaranteed death sentence. Given more than double that are glaring daggers at me...

Yeah, I need to do something here.

What’s my plan?
-[Bullshit these guys] This had to get the Wizard’s attention, he might change his mind now!
-[Reason with these guys] Violence isn’t the answer on Lunastaroth’s doorstep.
-[Organize these guys] Learn who needs what from Lunastaroth and figure out how to go about getting people who don’t need to see him out of the line.
-[Fuck these guys] Avoid whatever they dish out, use Shadow Pinning to buy time, and wait for Lunastaroth to intervene. Have Hummingbird hold your place in the line.
-[Intimidate these guys] You’re on good terms with gods and a witch saint, sling around a few prayers to show it. Ask how to get your rocket gassed up again.
-[Butter up these guys] They’re just extra cranky from having to wait out in the open. There’s a big rocket stage that’s just sitting empty now. Turn it into a waiting room, fill it with air (you can totally synthesize air with fleshcrafting), and start serving drinks.
-[Disgust these guys] Make your soul look like Labombard’s!
-[These options all suck] I want to do this (write it in).
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No. 508570 ID: 933f92

>>508569

>[Bullshit these guys] This had to get the Wizard’s attention, he might change his mind now!
A good lie assumes you know more about the situation than the victim. Whether it's about you cheating on your wife (You know where you went last night, she doesn't) or your progress report as a kid (You know what the grade is, they don't. Yet.) you need more info to gain leverage, or else your bullshitting will make you look like a goddamn idiot.

As the Lich so handily demonstrated, bullshitting will make you look stupid, here.

>[Reason with these guys] Violence isn’t the answer on Lunastaroth’s doorstep.
Possible - but again, this has likely happened BEFORE, and with similar results. Since you don't knowe Luna's policy on violence - and he even LIKES implied violence, this is unlikely. I really doubt it would work at all.

>[Organize these guys] Learn who needs what from Lunastaroth and figure out how to go about getting people who don’t need to see him out of the line.

Yeah, nah. These people are really probably very stubborn. Consider how much effort it took to get here, how hard it is to get back, how long they've been waiting, and, oh, how savvy you have to be to get here. These all combine to making it really hard for someone to admit "Yeah, I'm just here for shitsngiggles".

>[Fuck these guys] Avoid whatever they dish out, use Shadow Pinning to buy time, and wait for Lunastaroth to intervene. Have Hummingbird hold your place in the line.

First of all, We don't have that much ready access to energy up here. We're inhibited, weakened, even if it's not by much. Hell, even the gravity is different here, so moving well might be an issue! Plus, evasion of multiple enemies is tough for even awesome acrobats. This is an easy way to get wrecked.

>[Intimidate these guys] You’re on good terms with gods and a witch saint, sling around a few prayers to show it. Ask how to get your rocket gassed up again.

Ahahahahahah! We're hardly on good terms with Tesla. We're a murderer and a violent fucking eater of men. Our girlfriend HAPPENS to be a devotee to him, one he prizes. That we're the reason she is capable of handling her situation with him is our only chip, really. Maybe hype up our witch saint - who is currently stuck with a witch and can't really help us at this juncture. Finally, we'd be intimidating these people with power that is practically useless here, since the Moon is so distant and owned by a Wizard.
So yeah, nah.

>[Butter up these guys] They’re just extra cranky from having to wait out in the open. There’s a big rocket stage that’s just sitting empty now. Turn it into a waiting room, fill it with air (you can totally synthesize air with fleshcrafting), and start serving drinks.

Actually a great option.
(Also what does air have to do with fleshcrafting? What, do we fart oxygen or something? Eh.)
However, what drinks would we even serve? Especially to the Lich? Does a lich even drink? I'm assuming this is the "Stick your soul in something else so that it doesn't get destroyed when your body does so you can study magic forever" Lich, so... Maybe? Still - Socializing is one of our top-tier things, so go 'one minute' and pull the thing over next to the gate and hop in. Serve drinks, maybe food. Get stories, contacts, and entertainment, while defusing issues with them.

Soulguise "That guy at the bar, you know the one, who is a great listener" sort of deal.

>[Disgust these guys] Make your soul look like Labombard’s!
Ahahahahaha. No. Easy way to get killed, see [Intimidate].
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No. 508977 ID: cf49fc

>>508569
I'm willing to go with [butter up], but we need more energy. Is there some way we can acquire energy on the Dark Side of the Moon? Can we build an organic fusion reactor powered by Regolith? Is there a monolith we can plug into? MAN we didn't think this plan through.
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No. 509026 ID: 464550

>>508570
Got to agree. Buttering up is likely our best bet. Our social combat is pretty good and as is, we ARE the newbie. Better to offer some basic things to help brighten the mood than let them stew for too long. Besides, this sort of thing may intrigue the wizard. We came here on a rocket/missile, crashed, trolled, and all of a sudden are serving up drinks and being chummy.
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No. 509079 ID: 1f5548

[Butter up these guys] They’re just extra cranky from having to wait out in the open. There’s a big rocket stage that’s just sitting empty now. Turn it into a waiting room, fill it with air (you can totally synthesize air with fleshcrafting), and start serving drinks.
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No. 509190 ID: 82785d

Just throwing this out there: How big is the rocket and how big are the creatures? How many are there? Might not be that good of an idea if a large portion can't even enter.

Also way to continue acting dumb, Armas. This whole energy crisis could have been averted by building some big souls to stuff into allview that you can reabsorb here. Or building, or buying magic batteries. If those would be too big we could have stored them back on earth and send the energy up via HB like he does with his stored energy.
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No. 509227 ID: 888df6

>[Butter up these guys] They’re just extra cranky from having to wait out in the open. There’s a big rocket stage that’s just sitting empty now. Turn it into a waiting room, fill it with air (you can totally synthesize air with fleshcrafting), and start serving drinks.
Because I think it's funny. And there's no reason we can't [Organize] while we play barman. Any of the other social approaches would work with this, really, if we wanted them to.

I also want to try summoning Bonzi to the moon so we can store Kim Jung Boom who is totally an object. Probably wont work, but we're hardly harmed by trying. At worst we'd look a bit silly and... well, nobody up here right now is inclined to respect Armas anyway, I think it is worth the risk.

>>509190
That would have only slightly mitigated the problem, surely not enough to actually seriously impact our actions up here. In soul guising Kim we spent our natural energy reserve several times over. It is clear that any relevant expenditure of energy is going to eclipse what we would have been able to bring with us, and sending it through HB runs into efficiency issues or we wouldn't be experiencing energy drain in the first place. Logically, we should forego any significantly energy intensive plan so far as is possible and it would remain true regardless of whether or not we had brought more energy with us to work with. It isn't like fighting them would have become an option with more energy. Even if it had, we have the letter to not get destroyed and couldn't risk battle even if at peak self-restorative form.
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No. 509237 ID: 760fe0

>>509227
>we should forego any significantly energy intensive plan so far as is possible
>Turn Rocket into waiting room

Those are mutually exclusive. So far Armas has not seriously tried to conserve energy. Yes, he flesh-crafted himself to use less energy by merely existing, but that was only after having that idea figuratively thrown into his face by BC doing it. Doing that before entering the moon proper would have been way better.


>It is clear that any relevant expenditure of energy is going to eclipse what we would have been able to bring with us, and sending it through HB runs into efficiency issues or we wouldn't be experiencing energy drain in the first place.

So instead of storing up our practically unlimited energy and sending it through HB, or even buying and extraordinary large pile of magical meat for HB to absorb on earth and send us the energy (which we could still do btw) we instead just ignore the energy problem and take the energy that HB had stored himself?

If our energy expenditure really were to eclipse any energy we could have stored beforehand (and we are talking about thousands of points here) then we are fucked anyway. Really I don't see your point here. You are saying "We will need even more energy then we can save up. Therefore we won't store any energy at all." Doing nothing is not solving the problem but relying on others to solve our problems for us (as HB did here). HB did the very thing Armas should have done and saved our ass that way. How can you say that iv Armas had done that intentionally it would not have worked?

>summoning Bonzi
Worth a try at least. Seconding.



Regarding the update:
>[Organize these guys]
>[Butter up these guys]
Both of these are good and can be combined. I'm really interested in why those guys are here, if there are so many more easily accessible wizards on earth. Either Lunastaroth is really special even for a wizard and you can't get the same service from other wizards or he is cheaper. Maybe he doesn't even want ordinary payment and considers the entertainment value of standing in line enough to offer his services. Both would be interesting to know, the first because it might help us deal with him and the second because we could ask for a wizardly boon ourself once we get to him.
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No. 509271 ID: 464550

>>509239
Woah there, going to have to SUST the whole making a run back to Earth. First off, a lot of those things take time. Days just getting in contact with some of those people. We REALLY do not want to delay this any more than we have to and leaving as soon as we popped up is BOUND to piss off people more. Giving them time to stew would be even WORSE. No, we stay on the moon and we work with what we get for now. Really though, we can likely pull through just with what we have plus maybe some pot luck skills. Have them pay for the drinks with food and then use the food to get more food.

Besides, he might like fighting, but that still runs great risks. Why not draw his attention by simply having a party on the moon? But as is, don't push ourselves too much. We are the newbie, our first impression was bad, and being too eager will probably mess us up BIG.
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No. 511255 ID: 9ec929

>>508569
I'm voting for a combination of [Butter up] and [Organise].
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No. 511426 ID: 62ad09

Stupid ideas to get things happening:

Summon Bonzi and invoke his item storage deal to get to KJB without having to leave the line.
Summon Grigori for drunk Wizard shenanigans.
Summon Dorjpalam for trying to get a shenanigan-less Wizard drunk.
Summon Oggmum for no reason at all.
Summon Hyougo because now you're just trying to collect them all.
Summon Abloec because all of those other ones failed and he's the only one you know you can actually summon.
Use as much energy as you like, and tell Hummingbird that if he's got a problem with having to put his plans on hold to provide you with energy, then he can damn well regenerate his own magic and stop mooching off of you. It's time to get him in line.
Ask Iron Trick whether it'd be possible to Darkening the moon. Threaten Lunastaroth with removing the moon from existence.
Ask Iron Trick whether Rabbit would like to speak through him to Lunastaroth, assuming you get in there.
Mix drinks for everyone and surreptitiously try to put your blood in it to make people (if they're human) cannibals.
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No. 511428 ID: 47a120

>>511426
SUST
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No. 511430 ID: 888df6

Stealing an idea from someone else but who cares:
Form a HB body inside of our body and give it a soul guise of "small and insignificant object not worth noticing". Conceal this process with appropriate use of our own soul guise. Then we shrug at the lich and leprechaun footwork away while extruding the hummingbird to keep our spot in the line for us while we go hide slash escape anyone angry enough to try to squash us.
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No. 511863 ID: 08c00b

I'm for the calm an "peaceful" route so up-vote for the swag talker deal first. But in the good chance of shit hitting the fan lets first get some preliminary info first.

1. Ask lich guy what the rules are up here as we don't know them and stuff like holding a place in line for someone might not be allowed.

2. Act in accordance with said rules. Then find loop holes to exploit.

3. Call Amen, see if we get signal

4. Call GF, see if she get signal.

5. Play dark side of the moon album the hole time.
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