be sure to chant NEO GEO NEO GEO in the process

POLYBIUS AWAITS

>>498299
thiiiiis!

>>498299
The race is on!

It's the CARAVAN not the GAMEAVAN.

load it in the back of a company truck along with all your other stuff in the back. you know the stuff I mean. yeah. uhm, and then hijack said truck. and then don't do anything wrong until you lose all the wanted stars.

Trout 2013/07/20(Sat)23:55 No. 525981 ID: 52c28e
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You are now Trout, and you are facing some serious problems right now.

RML is AWOL. Something about doing both choices being bad and now you have no damn clue where she is and Idiom's off doing more important things so it's all up to you. You're gonna get this show back on the road or die trying or give up at some point and go back to acting like you actually update Soviet Hero still.

Let's try getting some outside help, first.

>[10:16:03 PM] ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (Quilivi/Drgons): kick a babay in the face
>[10:16:06 PM] ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (Quilivi/Drgons): fucking babies

Trout 2013/07/20(Sat)23:55 No. 525982 ID: 52c28e
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PUNT

Trout 2013/07/20(Sat)23:56 No. 525983 ID: 52c28e
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You really hope she wasn't just joking about that.

Okay back to work. All dead baby jokes aside, the TGChan Caravan needs to update again, and you'd rather not do it all by yourself. Cooperation is the name of the game, after all. You've got a few people who might still be interested, like Brom or Cirr or uh you guess maybe you can guilt trip Slinko into running it some more wait no that'd be mean.

You guess your objectives boil down to these two points.

1: How the hell are you going to get the Caravan on track after this?

2: Who is going to take RML's place?


(If anyone's interested in having a turn on the caravan, just say so! Or you can get in touch with me over IRC. Together we can get this trainwreck back on the tracks.)

What about that one weirdo who has no life and easily folds under pressure to lead! Like that time a bunch of folks just made RPG characters and said "You! Run a game for us!" A patsy like that would be prefect!

>>525988
who?

fuck yeah!Brom!

>>526052
I upvote this :3

Brom 2013/07/21(Sun)12:35 No. 526065 ID: 0eef61
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the truck is on the side of the road, wrapped around a telephone pole.

it seems abandoned.

a cancerous plain of spiderwebbing cracks forms on the asphalt beside it.

Brom 2013/07/21(Sun)12:35 No. 526066 ID: 0eef61
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an unspeakable HookMaw GoreWorm bursts through the street, screeching obscenely into the stained air and chomping at its bit.

Brom 2013/07/21(Sun)12:35 No. 526067 ID: 0eef61
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it rears back and gurgles grotesquely, then horks a syrupy gob of viscera-streaked spit onto the ground in front of the TGChan caravan.

hi, everyone. i guess the temp agency wanted me to come deliver an arcade machine or something???

Brom 2013/07/21(Sun)12:36 No. 526068 ID: 0eef61
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"thanks for the ride, bromwife."

"FUCK YOU."

"WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE?"

"i don't actually know? but there's a polybius machine involved and some socks?"

"WELL IF YOU'RE NOT BACK FOR DINNER, YOU ARE FOR DINNER. THAT IS TO SAY I AM GOING TO FFFUCKING EAT YOU FOR DINNER"

"but if im not home how will you eat me"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

"ok honey thank you again i'll see you soon love you"

"THANKS FOR THE SWORD, PUKEBRAIN. LET'S MOTOR, SPRINKLECUP."

she spurs the coursing wormbeast back into the quivering earth

Brom 2013/07/21(Sun)12:36 No. 526069 ID: 0eef61
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okay, uhhhhh

jeeze what happened here? the truck is totally totalled.

Investigate! What people and cargo are still aboard the caravan, and what condition are they in?

>>526069
this, also see if you can find a nice gift for bromwife during your trip

>>526069
Open 'er up to see if there's anything in it.

Brom 2013/07/21(Sun)12:47 No. 526076 ID: 0eef61
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the back of the truck has a padlock on it; i can't open it.

RML is in the driver's seat unscathed, sealed inside a fibrous cocoon. it is warm to the touch.
i guess she's evolving her art style or something?? is that how this works?
i don't know. i'm not an artist.

idiom and trout are nowhere to be seen.

>>526076
Eh. Move her over and turn the key. Let's get this wreck on the road.

Failing that, just grab the keys and use them to open the padlock in the back.

Try using the keys on the padock. Failing that, try starting the car.

>>526141
this is better

Man Bromwife is the bestwife.

Stick RML's cocoon somewhere it will be safe and hope she does not evolve into something that eats people.

Then grab the keys and if there is a padlock key go make sure the stuff in the back has not crushed anyone. If not try to get this wreck back on the road. Failing that call AAA.

Brom 2013/07/21(Sun)18:08 No. 526212 ID: 0eef61
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unfortunately my GIRLISH FIGURE does not allow me to move the rml cocoon without help.

the truck won't start, but attached to the key is the Red Keycard!

i can use this to open the back of the truck.

Brom 2013/07/21(Sun)18:08 No. 526213 ID: 0eef61
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oh, there's trout.

he's cowering in front of the polybius machine, being harassed by a Missile Pod Soldier.

jeez these guys take forever to kill did i miss a secret area or something

Inventory check.

What's that floating glowing box thing next to Trout and the polybius machine?

>>526213
No, you're just missing a patch. Download the latest one, it makes Railgun spawns more common.

Hmm not enough room in there to circle strafe.

Can you throw the top part of your pointy hat into its face so trout can escape?

Brom 2013/07/21(Sun)22:07 No. 526255 ID: 0eef61
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>>526232
i throw it at the Missile Pod Soldier and poke his eye out. he starts thrashing around and yelling. trout scurries out of the truck.

the polybius machine is still in there, tho.

and i guess rml.

Brom 2013/07/21(Sun)22:08 No. 526256 ID: 0eef61
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"Nice save there." trout stands up. "Good thing you have bizarrely oddjob-level hat-chucking knowledge."

"that wasn't a hat."

my INV:

i have a RED KEYCARD
i have my HALF-OP HALF-BADGE
i have $26.50
i have the ORB OF CREPUSCULAR RAGE
im holding that for bromwife she said don't touch

Bribe the soldier to go away with $0.50

If that was not a hat then what was it. Might want to retrieve that bit then.

Also what do the badge and the orb um do.

We must gather our party before venturing forth.

>>526256
Inquire Trout for the location of everyone else.

Brom 2013/07/23(Tue)12:01 No. 526532 ID: 0eef61
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>>526257
he doesn't respond; he just wails and thrashes around. he can't do anything about his eye with his metal missile hands.

>>526262
the badge is a symbol of my power over the tgchan website and irc. i can flash it at people and they get really scared after they're done laughing at me and pushing me over.

idk what the orb does because i don't touch it because if i touch it She Will Know.

>>526309
"where is everyone?" i ask trout over rml's chrysalis. we're dragging it out of the truck.
"Larro said something about scoring a ride and some blow and wandered off to go kill a motorcycle cop at the last rest stop. I have no idea where Idiom is. Rottel is playing croquet or something? I couldn't hear good over the phone. Kalt formed a cult. A Kaltcult. And RML's doing her whole cocoon thing. Looks like we need to find some people or it's just us."

"and also a way to deliver the arcade machine?"

"Oh. That fucking thing."

gotta move that gear up ! ps the machine can transform into an exoskeleton/power armor. should be a code on the back or button on the top

We should at least get Larro. He has the GPS and to be honest I don't know how to navigate Washington. I'm pretty sure cop murdering is just breaking a state law anyway.

Beyond that, we need, uh... Someone who is good at video games, for that fucking polybius cabinet. Then someone with connections, and someone with money.

Brom 2013/07/23(Tue)12:22 No. 526542 ID: 0eef61
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>>526535
oh yeah

well would ya look at that

>>526542
i suggest to fucking run!

tell the polybius mecha if its so powerful, you bet it couldnt transform BACK into a cabinet. then think carefully about three wishes

If we have a mecha, there must be something for it to fight nearby.

use MECHA on ROCKET SOLDIER

>>526542
Now destroy the puny Missile Pod Soldier with the wrath of a legendary video game!

>>526542
and about reinforcements, just .note some people and wait for them to come online!

>>526783
hell, try to recruit feepbot.

hey, why don't you see if chirps is in town- not like he does anything