>>428778
Take your pants off and wiggle your bum at it. Always works.

>>428778
Welp. I want to just say run and hide, but on the off chance that this thing is after you specifically you'll want to lead it away from people and out of town. Hopefully it isn't. With any luck it'll be slow enough to run from either way.

Dammit Urta, you better not to be passed out drunk. We need you to show up and single-handedly kick this thing's ass.

>>428778
Seriously got to find the guard. That thing is huge; they must have some kind of usual way of handling shit like this.

>>428792
Well, bugger this. Let's just bugger off back through the portal and have them redirect a river or a magma flow or something back through it.

Elsewise, run to the local center of authority. They'll have the most badass guards, and therefore be less likely for you to die horribly around.

Climb up the back of its leg, stab it behind the knee, make your way up its back from there, and jab at its vital bits! It's how all the cool kids fight giant demons these days!

Run back to the armory and kindly ask to borrow a much better weapon, and maybe armor, to fight this thing. If, in the highly unlikely chance you defeat it, consider that payment for the weapon and armor. If you don't, well, it's not like the blacksmith could carry his whole stock while escaping anyway, so no big loss.

go up a building and get on it's head then stab it in the eyes. dodge any atatcks it makes while you are up there, it will clonk itself.

>>428778
I didn't ask for this!

Well, try to find others who can help fight this thing. If everyone wusses out, man up... and run the fuck away.

Stab it in the gonads!

>>428858
become the CANDIRU!

It has some intelligence? Try talking to it. Anyway, try to draw its attention and run. If possible, take it away from the city.

Yep, it's scarpering time.

Dang. We could use some firepower here.

it's a hollow! quick, unleash your shikai!

>>428932
I think this is more of a Bankai situation.

Make a mental note to hire a ragtag band of misfits willing to ingest a range of poorly-tested performance-enhancing substances.
Seriously, you're in waaaaaay over your head alone.

Giant Fighting 101: Burrow through the eye socket to the brain.
Giant Fighting 102: If you cannot reach the head, run away.

Suggestion 2012/07/06(Fri)03:10 No. 429503 ID: 0a59e8
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GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

Iora 2012/07/07(Sat)14:59 No. 429994 ID: 14a1d0
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Iora tries to find the town guard as swarms of imps burst into the breach in the wall. She finds a lizard guard fighting off demons while civilians flee. She asks if she can help, to which he replies that she can either defend the townsfolk as they fall back or engage the demons to buy them time.
If she can think of any better ideas, go for it.

Help with the imps. The behemoth will be someone elses problem.

defend townsfolk

buying them time is worthless if you can't make sure there safe

>>429994
Defend the townsfolk. You're recovering from a recent bout of death and not up to full horse strength, so you should take a more defensive role.

Also, if that jerkwad shows up you want to have the first blast be not at you.

Defend

>>429994
Defend the townsfolk

Defend the townsfolk, but check if you can get your hands on some temporarily borrowable equipment upgrades and medicine/first aid kits on the way before getting too deep in fights.

Just in case adam smith doesn't hate your guts in these parts and shopkeepers actually help you to save them.

Defend the townsfolk while they fall back... but if they don't have an escape plan, you're all screwed, figuratively and literally.

>>430003
Definitely keep an eye out for any loose weapons you can snatch up, even if they are technically in a shop. Useful items as well. Really, it's not stealing if it's an emergency and it's to aid others.

>>430011

Yeah, it's the Jakie Chan exception in the rules of improvised fighting. You're totally allowed to grab anything to fight with if it serves a greater good.

Assuming you and the shopkeeper survive, you could always return it later.

>>429994
Help this dude out with your Kung-Fu powers. He needs someone to watch his back.

kick some booboo ass. motherfucker.

Fail miserably at anything you decide to do.

>>430024
¬_¬ how about no.

>>430016
pfft, we don't know any of that eastern crap, BUT we obviously are an expert in the ancient tradition of Icelandic Wrestling!

Well this scenario brings back memories...

Actually, in this case we might want to be less cautions if it will do any good. It seems that we can come back from the dead while these guys can't.

>>430366
Yeah, even if it's unpleasant, and economically inefficient, having free resurrection could be the key to success.

If you want to beat the bad guys, you'll need allies, and this city is full of them, so don't fear and fight, you have more to win than to lose.

Iora 2012/07/09(Mon)17:51 No. 430674 ID: 14a1d0
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Iora helps the people escape, fighting off the attacking demons. The behemoth is hampered by the tightly packed buildings, but larger beasts are starting to filter in from outside, like minotaurs.
The brute swings at her, attempting to cut her neatly in half and nearly succeeds.

>>430674
Go for the eyes, Iora! The eyes!

Charge up your weapon for this fight. Work on disabling \ crippling blows.

I wish you had the beuatiful sword right now.

shatter the haft of the axe.

Clearly you should climb on top of him and ride him until he gets tired.

...Yeah, you're clearly not going to do jack against a minotaur while only armed with what's barely a club. Hit that imp at the corner in the nuts, and run for it with the rest of the townsfolk.

>>430687

Oh she can do jack around a Minotaur
jack him off that is

>>430685

This! Show him your excellent riding skills!

Run.

Do not engage the minotaur as it is far stronger than you and you don't have a real weapon. Try to lure it away from the civilians.

roll between its legs and jack it off. then kill it.

>>430674
You won't beat that monster by yourself, so lure it away from the civilians, and try to get some guards to help you. A 1vs1 is a bad idea, but teamwork will do the trick.

Encountering a minotaur, at low level ?

... Quickly make a delicious sandvich.

Check to see if there are any team fortress guys around to save you.

>>430674
This is bad. We're outclassed in almost every way, and certainly in terms of sheer strength, by a monster that large. Well, unless we go for stabbing it in the soft spots - eyes, nostrils, roof of mouth.

Anyway, we should focus on feints and evasive maneuvers for a little while longer, maybe battering the imps on the side, making absolutely sure the civvies escape. When that's over with, if you still haven't found something better than a non-magical stick by that point, sprint your way to the weapon shop and borrow a real weapon.

Hey lets try to lure the minotaur over to the giant demon and get it crushed.

Iora 2012/07/15(Sun)16:21 No. 433098 ID: 14a1d0
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Iora attempts to evade the minotaur's attacks and weaken it with carefully placed strikes only to be thrown to the ground. The minotaur tears her top off in the process, leaving her firm, bouncy breasts exposed.
Oh my.

Run while taunting the minotaur about the relative smallness of its cock. Lure it under the giant assfuck demon's feet.

If that fails, submit and become a minotaur cumaddict fucktoy.

Protip: Don't fail.

Yup, time to run, the minotaurs out of your league right now.

On a scale of one to ten how horny are you right now? This is legit question, you may get in serious danger of going "must have sex" and then you get pregnant with minotuar babe.

>>433126
Oh, yeah. Then you get addicted to minotaur cum. Scale should be from 1-100 for maximum accuracy.

>>433098
FLEE, NOW.

No, seriously, while you will respawn if you're killed, nothing good can come of getting caught in the middle of an assault. Being brave is good, but now it's time to bid your time and GET THE HELL OUT OF TOWN.

"I've seen bigger on an imp!" Then leg it out of there. Don't look back for even a second, lest you trip.

pretend to suck him off but then bite 'em off.

Ok ok what you do is RUN NOW. But if you does grab you try to jerk him off, suck him off, whatever. Make him finish before your innards get stretched out something terrible.

Kick it inna balls.

Then flee.

find a needle like stone and pretend to go along with it then jam the stone into his urethra

Run. Just run.

>running
>from a minotaur
dude what

We need to stun him first. A blow to the balls would work.

Since when minotaurs are faster than humans?

>>433256

since when are they slower?

Minotaurs are fast when they charge. Just don't run straight.

>>433265
If the minotaur does charge, lead him up one edge of the street, then jink to the side when he gets close. He'll have a harder time than you slowing down and changing direction. Even better would be to dodge through a narrow alley or building that's too small for him to fit through.

In any event, tearing a studded leather armor with bare hands and without hurting the person who is wearing it is bullshit. Furthermore, attempting to rape someone during combat, especially when you can be attacked by others, is a terrible and stupid idea.

>>433261
Exactly, Iora is good at running. Minotaurs have a greater range of attack, trying to get close isn't feasible and trying to trick it may fail miserably. In short, learn to choose your fights.

>>433265
Iora doesn't have the luxury of testing this. They are in a city, however. There are many obstacles that she can use in her favor, especially against creatures with hooves.

>>433294
We already know that this world has very different rules, like armor covering less, but protecting more. Why would this situation be any different?

>>433303

>> different rules, like armor covering less, but protecting more

Wait, he just tore your top off. Now you're invincible!

Do you still have your stick on hand? Losing it wasn't mentioned at all so you obviously do.

Okay, what I need you to do is rally your strength for one last attack when he gets close to you. You're going to take the stick, held in both hands, and jam it down the minotaur's urethra, then lever it to one side as hard as you can. The urethra looks wide enough that this should be possible. Hopefully it incapacitates him long enough for you to pick up his axe and finish him off. And hey, free axe!

>>433098
Dear lord where was it hiding that last scene?
The horse imp showed us demons have bulletproof dicks. Don't bother with crotch-attacks unless you're trying to push that damn thing out of the way.

On a scale of 1 to you're gonna get raped, you're gonna get raped.

So just stick your ass up and wait patiently.

>>433448
Probably too heavy for us right now. Or too big to be wielded.

Running towards a weapon shop would be a good idea. Or any place where we can regroup with the town forces.
Keep your eyes peeled for other problems in the meantime.

Iora 2012/07/17(Tue)14:42 No. 433894 ID: 14a1d0
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The minotaur falls on Iora's prone form and forcefully plunges it's broad-tipped shaft deep inside her, jarring her body as it thrusts into her. She tries to ignore the pain to fight of the beast, but finds that the sensation she is experiencing is more like pleasure.
Her mind is clouded by the intensity of it all and she is paralyzed by the repeated orgasms that ripple through her body as the great brute spills it's hot seed into her belly.

> pleasure
I'm out.

>>433894

Well let's put it this way - it's a small price to pay for saving your life. Your ass. When he's done it's best to fuck off somewhere safe.

I came

Welp, that narrows our list of potential achievements somewhat for this play-though.

Virgin
Consensual Only
Rape only unto others

Well shit. Time to run limp away when you can and see if you can keep helping civilians get away.

hobble away. if you are lucky, that will also get fixed if you die again.

That or wake up in a few hours missing 3-8 gems.

Crawl over into cover, rest until you can walk again, and sneak away to hide until the demon army passes, then leave. Though, you probably won't get the chance to do that, 'cause there are imps and other things that'll want to have a go at you, but try anyway.

Oh, and try not to think that you may now be pregnant with minotaur spawn, and how big that baby would be.

Activate vagina dentata. Bite it off; defeat minotaur.

Yeah, actually, you should probably focus on getting yourself out of here before you end up in some demonic gangbang situation.

Do you... want to end up in some demonic gangbang situation?

wake up about 8 hours later missing a handful of gems

>>433894
Pray the local alchemist has the morning-after pill.

>>433983

Honestly birthing twisted cow man spawn isn't the biggest worry so much as getting hooked on minotaur cum. You can always expidiate the pregnancy with egg potions anyway. Oh god what is this adventure I'm 3

>>433983
I think the local alchemist is going to be too busy either running away, being gang raped, or being dead. Though, Iora should talk to Dencha about that, once she gets away... If she gets away.

...Aw, dangit. Just realized Iora lost the stuff Dencha sent her to fetch. Not a big deal, considering. He'll probably understand it was due to circumstances.

you shoulda gone for the balls.

welp, nothing to do than make the best of it and enjoy the act

SLIT ITS THROAT
DRINK ITS BLOOD
EAT ITS HEART
GAIN ITS STRENGTH

When it's over cry some bitter tears. Not particularly over the act itself, but over the shame of being twisted enough to enjoy it. Either way you have a dog rape dog world out there. Next time you better make sure you strike first and have the upper hand.

Why am I not surprised that you guys know absolutely nothing about rape.

>>434220
> Not particularly over the act itself, but over the shame of being twisted enough to enjoy it.
You know that enjoying the act actually make it worse? Sometimes you just can't control your body, and this is terribly awful about something that is against your will. Be more sensitive, stop putting the blame on the victim.

Hmm.

Get abducted back to their base.
You're totally worth it.

>>434230
For parts:
1: You're perfectly right about what you say about rape, it's that bad, and most of the time it shouldn't be underestimated the effect on the victims.

2: This is a quest based in corruption of champions, where rape is the same as saying hello, it never has any real consequences, and no one makes a big deal out of it, so expect same reactions here.

And my answer to this rape... BITE THE FUCKER'S NECK OFF, LET HIM DROWN IN HIS OWN BLOOD AND THEN START SLAUGHTERING THE FOOLS FOR DARING LAY THEIR FILTHY PAWS ON YOU.

And then, covered in your victim's blood, show them true terror.

>>434256
>>never has any real consequences

I see someone is looking to get a Bad End.

>>434230

>Sometimes you just can't control your body, and this is terribly awful about something that is against your will. Be more sensitive, stop putting the blame on the victim.

That statement has fuck-all to do with putting blame on the victim, and is actually perfectly in line with what you said while proselytizing to the guy who said it.

Keep that shit on tumblr.

That's one long rape session right there. You're gonna be sore for weeks.