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381274 No. 381274 ID: becb83

It is a bright day out.
The sun is shining.
A day as this cannot hide sin from our eyes.
The sun is burning.
Who cannot grasp justice, when it is theirs?
The sun is glowing.
I watch the sky, with justice taken.
The sun is soothing.
Worries, so many worries, melt away.
The sun is blind.
And i have murdered someone.
It is a bright day out.

What do i do.
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No. 382045 ID: 0a1dbb
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382045

And with my masterful skill, I HAVE CREATED _____________!!!!!!

>make a robot for our protagonist.
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No. 382051 ID: 82a03b
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382051

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No. 382055 ID: 6e0172
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382055

This configuration seems... appropriate.
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No. 382057 ID: b7169d

>>382055

That one's quite awesome. Voting for this

>>382051

I see that outfit pop up alot..what is it from?
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No. 382058 ID: a133a1
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382058

SUGGESTION MAKE
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No. 382060 ID: 232ca6

>>382055
this
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No. 382097 ID: 807ed3
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382097

>>382057

it's Steve's shirt. which, as it happens, is appropriate to be worn on any occasion.

oh, and here's my two cents.
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No. 382102 ID: 1b0f2f
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382102

Wait, Doobies are basically dust bunnies right?
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No. 382131 ID: 0a1dbb
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382131

>>382058
yesssssssssss, this- this must be my creati-WHAT AM I THINKING!!! No, as aesthetically pleasing as it may look I need something that strikes fear into the hearts of doobie kind!

>>382055
Ah, here. This is a decent template. I needed to change a few things in order to fit myself inside though. It has the requirements, the lasers to completely disintegrate any doobie and it is a Large robotic armor that I can take into space.
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No. 382135 ID: 807ed3

>>382131

cool. is it any good against Doobie weaponry?
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No. 382141 ID: 0a1dbb
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382141

>>382135
I believe we might just find out.

[Doobie Officer]: ARDUUBIEN, you have illegally purged a citizen without purging registration or authorization by designated purging rights judiciary advocate. The local god enforcement has come to apprehend you and/or purge you with the authority granted to us. Come with us quietly and we will not purge you.
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No. 382143 ID: e3f578

"Die without a fight? How pathetic and dishonorable... HAHAHA SIZZLE LIKE NICE DOOBIE YOU FOOLS! Minor note to self; discover way to kill doobies but preserve flesh for obviously delicious bacon recipes! No other race could possibly taste better."
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No. 382145 ID: ed57e8

purge them
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No. 382147 ID: 0d7a83

Redcoats? Ha!
PURGE THEM ALL.
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No. 382167 ID: 1854db

>>382141
Ask them if you can get authorization after the fact.
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No. 382171 ID: 0a1dbb
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382171

[Arduubien]: Is there any chance that i can get authorization for this kill?

[Officer]: No, you are no longer a registered citizen of Doobieopolis.

It seems that we must fight anyway... Well then, I believe you all know what to do- because i haven't the foggiest.
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No. 382174 ID: ed57e8

build some cover to hide behind. then robot charges in and shows them it's stabs/claws.
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No. 382250 ID: 0a1dbb
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382250

Arduubien moves down 1 and uses Build
Officers 1,2, and 3 move left 3

[Officer 1]:Dammit, this thing is in the way, i can't get through!!!!

[Arduubien]: I need to do something better then just building, I can hold them off with another block but I'm in need of better guidance.
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No. 382251 ID: e3f578

For one, go move and pilot your damn suit before they grab the shit out of you to put your ass in acid
It would be pretty dumb to not use this kickass thing you built in preparation for this moment so you could build some shitty sentries or whatever else you can do. I mean, I'm sorry, you're trying to do something besides build in combat when that IS all you can do, you dumb piece of shit Doobie.
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No. 382252 ID: 0a1dbb
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382252

Insults? I guess that is what I get for dallying too long. Alright then, let this party begin.

Arduubien uses build to place block and moves 2- beginning to equip suite
Officers 1,2, and 3 hold action

[Officer 3]: Arduubien, what the hell are you doing? If you resist any longer we will purge you right now! ... damn block...
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No. 382254 ID: ed57e8

reply with "fools, my super blocks are immune to purging!"
just to make them be dumb and attack the blocks.
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No. 382258 ID: 0a1dbb
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382258

[Arduubien]:FOOLS, MY BLOCKS ARE IMMUNE TO PURGING!!! ... Oh nifty, time to see if the big laser works.

Spessdood uses super laser on officer 1
Officer 1 is instantly killed

[Officer 2]:OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT? HE'S NUTS!!! WE NEED TO PURGE HIM NOW!!!
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No. 382259 ID: e3f578

"Purge now or purge later
what is the goddamn difference?"
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No. 382260 ID: ed57e8

lasers everywhere!
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No. 382264 ID: b6edd6

Does your laser have a cooldown or power limit, or an you LASER ALL THE THINGS?
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No. 382267 ID: 0a1dbb
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382267

[Arduubien]: Purge now or purge later, whether it matters I will kill you both.

Spessdood moves 3 and attempts to fire laser- laser needs 1 turn to cool down
DAMMIT!!!

[Officers 1 and 2]:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Officer 1 expends action to double move, same with officer 2
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No. 382272 ID: ed57e8

okay NOW laser.
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No. 382285 ID: 807ed3

can your suit do a derpface so each eye faces one enemy?
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No. 382319 ID: e3f578

Isn't Officer 1 dead?
Are his ashes screaming? This disintegration technology is awful!
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No. 382356 ID: 1b0f2f

>>382285

Eyes on both sides of one's head? Madness!
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No. 382375 ID: 510737

>>382272
first yell SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
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No. 382381 ID: 807ed3

>>382356

obviously he'd have to face sideways to use this technique.
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No. 382528 ID: 0a1dbb
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382528

[Arduubien]: Say hello to my purging friend
Spessdood moves left one space, unable to move due to blocks. Spessdood uses Super Laser on Officer 3

[Officer 2]: I'M GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!
Officer 3 is instantly killed, Officer 2 spends action to double move towards the door
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No. 382541 ID: ed57e8

show him your claws
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No. 382549 ID: e3f578

>>382528
take no chances, disintegrate him from where you stand

The fact that you have purged up to four doobies yourself will make you a horror story monster in doobie civilization, and the ashes will be the only thing left to even infer what you have done.

Each doobie that has ever wronged you will now live with such utter paranoia over their shoulder and never know what to look out for. They will never know peace again and exist only in pure terror. You shall only appear once ever few years, striking one as soon as people forget you, to be reminded of the terror you will wrought.

Then, we go after the government's heads. No "justice" will ever be done to you.
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No. 382558 ID: e4a136

I have a better idea: move to the doorway, then block the other exit with a block. He can't leave.

>>382549

It takes a turn to recharge.
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No. 382582 ID: 807ed3

grapple that fool.
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No. 382613 ID: fa9f7e

Put a block 2 spaces in front of him, then put another one to block the other half of the door.
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No. 382638 ID: 0a1dbb
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382638

Spessdood moves 3 towards the door, blocking it. Spessdood attempts grapple.

[Officer 2]: OH HELL NO, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Officer dodges easilly, then spends an action to double move. Officer drops Purge Pistol.
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No. 382675 ID: 510737

say "I'm going to give you two choices....Join me and serve for the rest of your life....or be purged, and I will promise it will be slow and painful...hehehe..." make sure to add the little laugh at the end, It's just to scare the fuck out of him.
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No. 382683 ID: 807ed3

Ashy, stand up!
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No. 382712 ID: 0a1dbb
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382712

[Arduubien]:I'm going to give you two choices....Join me and serve for the rest of your life....or be p-
ASHY SCREAMER SUMMONED Ashy moves three spaces towards officer and uses scream. Officer is stunned and unable to take an action for 5 turns.

[Arduubien]:GODDAMNIT
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No. 382713 ID: 6a5a08

Get gun
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No. 382737 ID: 510737

get the gun, kill the ash...thing, then say "as I was saying, join me or die.".
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No. 382738 ID: 365adf

Kill Shoop da Woop.
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No. 382803 ID: 1b0f2f

Use one turn to get out of mech. Use one turn to walk to Officer. Use one turn to build block blocking his way out. WHAT NOW BITCH
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No. 382853 ID: 807ed3

stunned for 5 rounds? perfect! now we have a prisoner.
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No. 383578 ID: 0a1dbb
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383578

Spessdood uses super lazer on Ashy Screamer instantly killing it. Arduubien exits armor and equips picked up purge pistol
[Arduubien]: Fantastic, now i will give you a choice. Will you join me in my conquest, or perish in your folly?

[officer]: ... You have been marked as imperfect, if I have dealings with you I will be marked as imperfect as well.
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No. 383581 ID: 6e44d2

"Well, what's worse? Being purged or being marked as imperfect? Those are your choices."
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No. 383614 ID: 807ed3

use your remote control to order spessdood to chop him to bits.

...you do have one of those, right?
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