Be aware of discolored copies sliding into view to devour your souls/take over your lives.

>>389707

Actually those are their consciousnesses, watching their real bodies play out the romantic fantasies.

Theo 2012/03/07(Wed)14:28 No. 390980 ID: 82e5f4
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"What main quest? I was looking for a place and then my bungee grapple got taken away and now you're making me and Diava hurt each other even though we're fine!"
"What's that? You care so little for Diava that you'd rather abandon her for a silly toy?"
~Hey, that thing is pretty cool, okay! And you can keep saying what you want but-~

Theo 2012/03/07(Wed)14:28 No. 390981 ID: 82e5f4
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~It doesn't change a single thing!~
"Awww. That's adorable. I was hoping for something with a little more depth than just hugs fixing everything."
"Hugs don't fix everything?"
~Don't listen to her, Theo. She speaks terrible, terrible lies.~

Theo 2012/03/07(Wed)14:28 No. 390982 ID: 82e5f4
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~Now that that's over with, what's going on? How did you lose the bungee grapple? Again?~
"Dragons! Uh, dragon! He called himself Raxis!"
"Oh! Raxis? I haven't seen him in so long! I wonder if he remembers me? Take me to meet him at once! I insist!"

Should- should I actually do that? I don't know where he is!

Yeah, we should totally do that. Also climb her. Climb everyone.

Describe the location you met him but say you don't know how to get there now.

Can't she teleport him here, like she brought Diava? (Or would that cause another romantic drama event? Actually, that would be optimal!) Also, I second climbing. You can't let lack of powerups stunt your adventuring!

>>390988
simple, dragon powers can't effect another dragon like that.

Theo 2012/03/07(Wed)15:54 No. 390996 ID: 82e5f4
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"Can't you just bring him here like you brought Diava?"
"I could go straight to him!"
"Well, why not do that?"
"Oh, no no no! He has to be brought to me! It won't do to happen any other way! I can send you to him, though! He'll know where I'll be waiting~"
"Um-"
"You can do this, correct? You must bring Raxis to me!"
"yes?"

vwooop

Theo 2012/03/07(Wed)15:55 No. 390997 ID: 82e5f4
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"Bwah!"
"What the?!- Oh. Theo, wasn't it? What brings you here? I'm, um, performing some vital maintenance on this machine."

"Suvis says she wants to fuck"

Tell him Suvis has the hots for him and wants to get together.

Or however slang works.

Tell him that Suvis wants to see him and also GIMME BACK MY GRAPPLE ;_;

rub your square body sensually against the window or into space

Suvis apparently likes you also she ate that gravity thingy.

Theo 2012/03/07(Wed)17:51 No. 391032 ID: 82e5f4
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"Um, Suvis sent me to tell you to go see her?"
"...Suvis wants to see me? It's- it's been so long! What did she say?"
"She wanted me to bring you to her? She, um, really really wanted me to do that."
"She really wants to see me?"
"Yes?"
"I know where she'll be. Go through this door."
"Can't you go through it?"
"Do you know how to get out of this place?"
"Okay..."

Theo 2012/03/07(Wed)17:52 No. 391033 ID: 82e5f4
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vwoip

"Suvis!"
"Raxis! You came back to me!"
"Oh, Suvis..."

Theo 2012/03/07(Wed)17:52 No. 391034 ID: 82e5f4
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Well, this is a nice place. I don't know what to do next, though.

>>391034
Well that all resolved itself nicely.

...

Wait, what about your bungee grapple?!

Ask Suvis if Diava got sent home, and Raxis if you can have your bungee grapple back now, because Suvis' cystal ate the gravity switchy thing.

Uh, so where'd Diava wind up? And yeah, we need our grapple back, GOSH.

shave sky mustaches

NEW QUEST ACQUIRED:
Locate A New Bungee Grapple.

Spin your game mechanic around. Now the ocean is on the ceiling!

Theo 2012/03/14(Wed)13:26 No. 392735 ID: e41011
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My bungee grapple is gone! And so is Diava! And so is my- wait. How did this come back? Yay! A thing went well! Well, I guess I can try flipping it-

Theo 2012/03/14(Wed)13:27 No. 392736 ID: e41011
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-bad idea bad idea aaaaaa

WHY DO I KEEP FALLING INTO SKIES

Theo 2012/03/14(Wed)13:27 No. 392737 ID: e41011
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"Okay, Theo, kindly break reality somewhere I am not enjoying a moment with Suvis."
"You were so helpful before, Theo. This is just inconvenient."
"HELP I CAN'T FLY AND I CAN SEE THE OCEAN FALLING"
"Grh. Fine. Door, through it, you know how it works, just leave us alone for a day or two!"

Theo 2012/03/14(Wed)13:27 No. 392738 ID: e41011
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vwoip

Well this place is boring.

Nothing about these "parts unknown" makes any sense! I'm used to weird stuff. I've been lots of weird places before! But none of them keep dumping me in new places like two minutes later! Yeah... should have just stayed home.

Theo 2012/03/14(Wed)13:27 No. 392739 ID: e41011
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I don't have a bungee grapple, I'm in a weird place now with no escape, and Diava's gone, and no one knows I'm here. I'm just going to sit here. Stupid weird dragons. Stupid cloak guy. Why bother. What's even the point?

go towards the light.

Get your boxcat self together! You can't be depressed, it's just not right! Don't you want adventure? Get up ando check out the white and black things to either side of you.

>>392739
Get up you doof. Go poke the white block.

don't be racist, get to know the blocks before you make a decision

>>392739
Roll around on the floor until you hit something. Then roll in the other direction.

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)14:35 No. 393299 ID: e41011
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Fine. I guess I can go poke the light white shiny block thing. It'll probably just send me somewhere else. Ugh. This is all so pointless.

roll roll roll roll

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)14:35 No. 393300 ID: e41011
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boop

"Waaaaaait!"

Oh another thing is here. Oh boy am I surprised. I'm not. I am not surprised at all. That was sarcasm.

"What are you doing?! That's one of the key blocks to the thing keeping Trivis locked up for the good of the Copper Lands!"
"Meh."
"Don't press the other one! You'll free Trivis and then apathy will reign supreme!"

Meh.

>>393300
Tell him it already does. Roll away.

"why should i care? maybe if i let all these dumb dragons out they will kill eachother"

OK mister _v_ inexplicably square from all angles, ask this guy why the stupid dragons are all locked up. All they do is vwoip you around and give you stupid sidequests and put on stupid romantic comedy shows and then get upset with you when you pour out the ocean while they're making out.

"Hug me until I care, fluffybutt."

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)15:24 No. 393323 ID: f2c010
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Rollin' away and pushing boxes because I am a boxcat. I guess that is what boxcats do with no bungee grapple now.

"No no no wait!"
"Why are all the stupid dragons locked up? Why can't I just free them all and let them eat each other or something? They just vwoip me around all the time and stop me doing things and take away my stuff!"
"Because-"

boop

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)15:24 No. 393324 ID: f2c010
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fwump

"-oh, never mind. I don't care. Push your stupid box."
"No. I don't want to."
"Well you did. Oh, whatever."
"Meh."

Stupid dragon thing's not even talking. Just lying there. Stupid dragons.

It looks soft. Go take a nap on it.

it's the same color as you. take over it's body.

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)15:45 No. 393329 ID: f2c010
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Taking it over by napping on it. Now I am the dragon or something.

"Mmph. You. Box thing. Little to the left."

"no, i'm you now, you a little to the left"

Move a little to the right. That means it moved a little to the left. Or something.

Ask if it has any chips.

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)15:58 No. 393335 ID: f2c010
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"No. I'm you. You a little to the left."
"Sure. Whatever."

Dragon moves a little to the left. I fall off.

"I'm you now."
"Do you have chips?"
"I don't want chips."

>>393335
Chew on it.

take a nap.

Sleep, maybe something will happen for you. There's not really anything worth doing here.

>>393335
Ask him why you feel so meh.

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)16:19 No. 393341 ID: f2c010
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"I feel meh."
"I feel meh too."

Eh. Dragon probably tastes bad. I'll just take a nap.

...oh no I forgot those make me go into dream sequences--

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)16:19 No. 393342 ID: f2c010
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--no! No I didn't mean to make this happen!

Why can't I sleep like a normal person?!

"Hi Theo! This time I probably won't melt!"

>>393342
Say hi and bemoan the fact that you keep doing the wrong thing.

Steal her hat and throw it on the grou--whatever.

meh

go BLUH!

Ask why she's so excited.

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)16:44 No. 393353 ID: f2c010
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"Diavaaa! I keep doing the wrong thing!"
"Well stop doing that!"
"Bluh! Why are you so excited?"
"I don't know! Also I lied about the melting thing!"
splosh

Diava stop melting in my dreams! I don't even know what that's supposed to mean!

"Hey. Hey you. Boxcat."
"Wha?"
"Take me to the moon."
"Why?"
"Do it. I'm you. Take me to the moon."

how about FUCK YOU THIS MY DREAM I DO WHAT I WANT! make him melt!

Moon's gray, might as well. Jump into the Diava puddle to use her teleport power.

Use the new mechanic to make the moon's gravity reverse and fall out of the sky!

NO! >:C

>>393353
Yeah okay.

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)17:14 No. 393369 ID: f2c010
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"No!"
"I moved to the left before."
"Fine! I'll flip the moon! It can come to you!"
"That's fine by me."

plink

The moon is a lot smaller than I remember it being. Is... is the dragon thing crying?

Uh... ask what's wrong.

Ask what's wrong. It's crying... :c

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)17:38 No. 393379 ID: f2c010
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"What's wrong?"
"This isn't the moon. It's just a dream of the moon. The moon is gone forever. What do I do?"
"The moon isn't gone. ...I haven't seen the moon since I set off to parts unknown, though."
"The moon! My deepest desire, my heartfelt interest, the thing that defined me. Gone. Nothing has mattered since then. I'll stay here and rot in this cave."

This is still a dream, right? I hope I'm not going to have to actually get the actual moon into this cave place to cheer up a sad dragon so I can care more. That's just ridiculous! I'll try a hug.

Theo 2012/03/16(Fri)17:38 No. 393380 ID: f2c010
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...buh.

Awake now. Eh. Something about the moon. Diava is- Diava is here?!

"Hi Diava!"
"Meh."
"How did you get here?"
"Dunno. Something about seeing if you were alright but I don't really care any more."

Oh no! Not Diava! I have to do something!

The power of friendship and/or something deeper maybe has allowed Theo to overcome the apathy forces of Trivis!

Ask Diava if she knows where the moon is. Also hug her and thank her for checking on you.

spin the spinning thing at 88 MILES AND HOUR!

>the apathy forces of Trivis
Yeah, right, you were like that before he came.

Anyway, we need to find the moon. Or at least whatever he's calling the moon. Ask Diava how to get out and also if she knows where the moon is.

do a sweet dance number

Theo 2012/04/24(Tue)10:07 No. 404241 ID: f2c010
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Okay I need to get the moon, but first I need to hug Diava!

"Hmph. ...Stop that. Come on. Stop. It's embarassing!"
"Hi Diava! Do you know where the moon is?"
"Why are you so adorable?! Um, the sky?"
"We need the moon to give it to the dragon!"
"Well, I have no ideas."

You really are. What's that on your tail?

You need a car.

You can get to the moon by driving if you have a car.

>>404241
What's that round thing on the brown guy?

Theo 2012/06/20(Wed)12:59 No. 424410 ID: 9e3c3d
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What? There's nothing on my tail, but- gasp! The moon is on the brown thing! Is it the moon? I thought the moon would be bigger.

Yes! This was the easiest plot significant object to find and get ever! Take that, you lousy gems!

Now what?

>>424410
Wake up the depresso-dragon and show him the moon.

Did you take that with you from your crazy dream? Poke the dragon and show him the moon.

Give it to Trivis. Ask the brown guy why he had the dragon's favorite thing.

Theo 2012/06/20(Wed)14:14 No. 424428 ID: 9e3c3d
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I can't find the brown guy anywhere now! Maybe when I took the moon he vanished?

"I have the moon!"
"The moon? The moon! Yay! Little box thing, you've done good. Oh. This is a lot more boring than I thought. It's all grey and round. Not exciting at all. Not even shiny. Bored now."

But I-

"But you did me a favour, I guess. Want anything in return?"

Can he fix whatever is making Diava and that brown guy act like that?

>>424435
Yeah. Less depresso-aura, please.

ask to go home, or at least have your bungee grapple back.

Let's go put the moon back in the sky, where it can be shiny again.

Theo 2012/06/21(Thu)14:31 No. 424754 ID: 9e3c3d
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"Can you make my friends less depressed?"
"Meh."
"Um... can I just go home and have my bungee grapple back?"
"Yeah."
"Oh! Thanks!"
"For what? I just said you can. Didn't say I was gonna do it."
"What will you do?!"
"I'm thinkin' a nap."

I... but... what am I going to do stuck in this grey place and wait where did everyone go and it's just me and this dragon thing and how do I get out of here aaaaaaa

>>424754
Beat him up! Aw yeah!

Maybe you're still dreaming. Pinch yourself. Failing that, pinch him.

Don't lose hope, maybe the moon is the key to escaping! Throw it up into the air. (possibly towards Trivis, as passive aggression is a much better fit for you than beating someone up)

Theo 2012/06/21(Thu)15:23 No. 424765 ID: 9e3c3d
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I can't beat Trivis up! Trivis doesn't look bad to me. Just kind of mean! Diava used to be kind of mean too, and now she isn't anymore!

I don't think I'm dreaming. I'll throw the moon up really high!

Theo 2012/06/21(Thu)15:24 No. 424766 ID: 9e3c3d
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FOOPMH

Theo 2012/06/21(Thu)15:24 No. 424767 ID: 9e3c3d
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CLONK

"Ow! What gives?! Why are you still here-"

Theo 2012/06/21(Thu)15:24 No. 424768 ID: 9e3c3d
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"-oh that is shiny. That is very shiny shiny. I want it. I want the shiny."
"You can have the shiny!"
"I can't get you home or give you back your bungee grapple but you've made me very, very happy! I'm sorry I was being a jerk to you before, little cat! You're the nicest guy and you tried to help me even when I was being do dumb and, um, um... a-are you doing anything really important right now? Could you... maybe stay around a bit longer?"

uh

Well, they're being nice now. And you have no way out. I guess you could probably stay until the next plot element falls into your geometric lap.

Well okay.

Say yes, but be platonic!

Sloppy makeouts!