Well obviously it's someone who needs your help
So hurry up and get her inside or hide her somewhere before whats chasing comes out after her

And get the girl some clothes

turn her over and see the stitches on her stomach. put her in a jar of dirt with a light.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)17:47 No. 388574 ID: 5b911e
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"Hey pops, I have a friend who needs to use the bath tub upstairs."

"What is that I hear? My good for nothing daughter has returned from her umpteenth smoke break just to demand that one of her good for nothing friends uses the bathroom? Even after her elderly father is forced to clean the store up all by his lonesome? I am dissapointed in you, your brother would help me more then you do."

"Shut the hell up old man...I'll help you as soon as I get my girl all cleaned up."

"Feh, your brother wouldn't have misplaced priorities... he might have similar party hardy young friends, but he would help his father befo-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE! , he'll be back soon and you know it..."

"...fine, hurry up then."

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)18:22 No. 388576 ID: 5b911e
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Damn old man and his horrible-ness. Acts like just throwing those words around wont affect me... HELL I'M NO BUM OR ANYTHING, stupid grumpy asshole. If only things didn't happen...

I hope it's worth something to drag this crazy piece off the streets. Who is this nudite, anyway? What's exactly stopping me from throwing her back out when she wakes up?

Maybe she's related to one of those weird sewer rapist surgeon monster horror story rumor going around these days. But who knows~
I mean, you did see the fresh stitches around her groin right?

>>388576

Well you know there's always being a good person, a good person wouldn't just dump her back out on the streets

But if that's no enough motivation for you, then think about this, she was obviously in some kind of trouble and for all you know she could be rich or have rich friends or good connections, and if you help her there could be some kind of reward in it for you

And regardless of whether or not she's wealthy she'll definitely owe you one, maybe she could help put at the store or something for a little while and get the old man off of your back
Or if not that then help you out with something else that you need

>>388576
Because you want to play the kissing game with her and you aren't sure why.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)20:15 No. 388590 ID: 5b911e
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>>388578
I did look her over, but she was mud patched pretty well. And those things are durable.
>>388583
>Well you know there's always being a good person, a good person wouldn't just dump her back out on the streets
guys, I am no good person. I've maimed a few courtiers in my day, plus I got a secret that tarnishes my angel wings and would send me to hell instantly.

>whether or not she's wealthy she'll definitely owe you one
hmmmmmmmm, finding a use for her sorry life will require some thought... and a cigarette.

>>388588
I want to slap your shit, and I don't think your sure why.

I guess your those advice guys, so come up with a few good ideas to put this slacker to work. She looks pretty scrawny and needs lots of hard labor.

>>388590
You do realize that we just revealed to you this girl is a trauma victim, right? I never personally said you're a good person but even for a bad person, just immediately thinking about gain from someone you've rescued who's reproductive organs got taken away is not very tasteful.

No, seriously, a few moments ago she just got told from the psycho that did it to her she'll never have kids now. Then he went on about how he was going to take her skin and organs and all sorts of sadistic shit.

She kinda needs to learn to read and develop skills if you must know how you can gain something from this. She can probably help around here with basic cleaning and cooking or function as a shop clerk.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)21:00 No. 388595 ID: 5b911e
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>>388594
>You do realize that we just revealed to you this girl is a trauma victim, right?

so? Not like it's a legal issue or anything. That's how most prostitutes get there work.






...is it wrong in your world? You guys must live in a great place, wish i knew what it was like.

anyway, she was on a mission from don silver. help her out and she will put in a good word with him.

>>38859
Just because you're not a good person now doesn't mean you can't start being one and redeem yourself

>>388598
But yeah, she is a member of Don Silver's gang and I'm sure that helping out one of his gang members will help put you in good standing with him, which you have to admit would be a good connection to make

Also after she's feeling better and is well rested, since you know SHE JUST HAD HER REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS RIPPED OUT, I'm sure that she could de menial tasks and run errands and such for a few weeks, like a temporary servant girl or something

>>388595
So this kind of shit is regular enough that no one cares anymore? Desensitized and shit? So no one on this really planet has a nice little family, two kids, occasional happy trips to the beach and fun parks?

Why in the world is Nails and Dirge even trying to save their fucking Bumblebee friend from slavery when the world is bleak enough that it sounds like only one person out of millions have a life worth living on this fucking planet? I mean hell, slavery sounds simpler and preferable to whatever Nails has got caught up in in the Silver family. Shit, her friend probably gets three meals a day and would just end up getting enslaved by someone else or worse five minutes after getting free.

you could just... sell her.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)23:02 No. 388622 ID: 24dafd
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>Just because you're not a good person now doesn't mean you can't start being one and redeem yourself
>So this kind of shit is regular enough that no one cares anymore? Desensitized and shit? So no one on this really planet has a nice little family, two kids, occasional happy trips to the beach and fun parks?

The world is called san-rose, from my old history class that means bad rose. Yes, people here are shit. The angels that live here are only dreams or crazy people. In a world like this the good guys get the shaft where the rest of us have to follow the 'rules' layed down by those who run the place. The people who run this place... well... i'm thinking too much.

>>388600
The dons may run the countries, but fuck the lot of them. Going out of business cus one decides we are supposedly competition to his business.
... i guess i can let her heal up for a bit.

>>388601
... man, you are correct... but the dream is good.... i guess that's what we all strive for. Freedom is a concept that no one has, but wish to have. Probably why it's such a big religion in these parts.
>>388614
Need people to help us build somewhere else. Can't abduct kids from the streets that aren't free territory. It'd get me killed pretty easilly.

Now, need more duties for our new recruit. Anything you can think of i'll have her do.

Male Prostitute.

She can pull it off.

>>388627

No she can't. She smells like frikkin limes.

>>388643

I'm sure the patrons' drunkenness and possibly Teach's creepy organ harvest will help it go unnoticed.

bouncer.

hey, do you know how to read?

Yeah, male prostitute. Or just plain prostitute if you prefer.

Suggestion 2012/02/24(Fri)05:54 No. 388652 ID: c4a1fc
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Oh, and where are you? This is our location in the Milky Way Galaxy. If you can get enough fuel, food, etc or a cryogenic chamber, you could go to our planet. Nails might be able to help you get materials.

Nails isn't going to take being a prostitute well, and would probably cause enough conflict where Matches would be in the red, either in terms of money or offending a powerful person, trying to make dough off of her that way

She's taken by Don Silver as an employee, he'll expect her to be working for him as a first priority, regardless of whether you saved her life or not. So you're actually going to have to line up with HIS interests and not prevent her from working with him.

I suggest a payment plan, you take a percentage of money she makes from Don Silver, offer her house and board and reading. Deal like it is for an investment. Get her into a lease contract so she can't back out of it for a certain amount of time. That was the deal we sorta offered the psychopath down there before he went "NOPE", only we'd pay in hookers instead of actual cash.

Speaking of him, keeping this woman here will be a bit dangerous as you'll have to deal with an organ harvester eventually, possibly even soon. I hope you have a weapon.

yeah, not much she can do outside of direct combat.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/24(Fri)22:15 No. 388731 ID: 53aede
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>hey, do you know how to read?
As a matter of fact I do, why?
>>388655
You're kind of makin it hard for me to make easy money, i gotta find a way to make tons of cash right now or me and my pops are getting the boot soon. The only idea i have is to whore me and the stranger out for bookoo dough so as to keep the shop.

But if you guys have any other keen ideas i'd love to hear them.

>>388652
Shit guys, you are sooo close to us that it kinda scares me that we haven't met....

Here's an odd question, do you guys know a Don King?

Never heard of a Don King.

Also, we're asking because Nails needs a tutor in reading.

Cuz the last one dissected her.

Nope, we DO know of a Don Knots. Good comedian actor, stared in a bunch of sows and guested in a few weird mystery kid cartoons with a talking dog.

And for mobsters, there's fake famous ones like a Don Corleone. But a real famous one would be Al Capone, Scarface, man who ran the alcohol business after it was prohibited and inspiring real cool movies and characters.

You want to get rid of your debt? Kill your debtors using poisons that induce deaths that look like natural causes. Destroy the shop, get insurance money, fake your deaths and bail out of town, set up new shop and lives. Mug people. Strip dance (BIIIIG TIPS, less shame), stunt driver, rob a bank, mix both and become a getaway driver.

>>388735
pretty much yeah. you will NEVER get out of debt by normal means, the ones you owe will make up bullshit extra charges to keep you under their thumb.

>>388731

We're also so many light years away that by the time you get this message we'll have long since gone extinct, our planet absorbed by an aging star. Which doesn't make sense because this is a response to what you said not 2 seconds ago. Shit. Never mind.

apparently, there's a whole bunch of Don King's around. see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_King

anyway, I asked about reading because she needs to learn how to do it and might accept it as, you know, payment. but you'll have to ask her what she'll agree to do for a living first.

>>388813
tl;dr- we have 7 Don Kings. Most of them are in sports. One is a musician. One is a photographer.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/25(Sat)18:04 No. 388897 ID: 53aede
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Hmmmm, that boxing one sounds kinda familia-

Crash
"MMMMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTCHIIIIIIIIIIIE"

"dad? DAD WHAT'S THE MATTER!"

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/25(Sat)18:25 No. 388903 ID: 53aede
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"Dad, what happened... Where the hell are you- WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"Oh, hello. Don't mind me, kehehehe"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/25(Sat)18:28 No. 388904 ID: 53aede
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"GET BACK HERE YOU MUTHAFUCKA, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR TAKING HIM, COME BACK!!!"

"loud girl, if you want your father back bring the naked one into the sewers.... deep into the sewers, kehehehehehe"

whatooIdowhatooIdowhatooIdowhatooIdowhatooIdo

Don't. Your dad is as good as dead. Kidnappers don't return their victims. They're just more witnesses. They'll kill you after they have Nails.

Put Nails somewhere safe- with her boyfriend Dirge if you can, ask Don Silver to help. He can't have some punk-ass doctor thinking he can use his workers as pollination pets. Then go down there, get the sewer people to help- Doc rapes, kills, and experiments on them too- and then kick their asses.

Your father's already dead or worse, and you'll end like him if you comply. Bring the girl to the sewer king and search for her boyfriend down there if you want to actually have a shot of saving this shop at all, because the surgeon's monster will take care of it before your debtors will.

Lock and load up on weapons.

>>388910
You know he'll kill her, too? Matches' just another witness.

>>388908

To be fair, Don Silver thought Nails was a boy. Though hey, if he continues to think that Nails is a boy, he should be even more outraged with Doc...

>>388913
Eh, depends. Culture gap, remember? Matches didn't give a fuck about Nails whoring herself out with her organs scooped out, homosexuality might not make the situation any more horrifying.

i'm gonna have to say that i know some of you guys want to make a good point but please try to avoid multiple posts that don't directly relate to the update.

bring nails into the sewers, trade her for your dad, make a note to yourself to never help people who haven't already paid for that help.

>>388908
Yes, do this.
This creep needs to get his ass kicked.

um. why didn't he just take Nails?

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/04/03(Tue)18:00 No. 398540 ID: 6997f2
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a weapon, one big gun. What is this One Big Gun.

Hooray you're back!

A railgun.

a railroad gun. it shoots railroad spikes and goes 'toot' every time you chamber another spike.

>>398540

it's like a minigun, except without the mini and with the big.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/04/17(Tue)02:02 No. 401938 ID: 6997f2
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alright, all equipped and ready to go. Todays badgrrl special comprises of my rail spike cannon, my flame retardent jump suit, a fine cigarrete, and about one hundred and ninety five pounds of furious woman. Do i need anything else or do i take this fight to the sewers?

yeah, go on. also, switch to SI measurements like a sensible person.

>>401939
lol

Go fuck some fools up.

Eighty eight and a half kilos is a lot of furious woman, but is it enough to punch through sewer pipes and concrete bricks with one hit? Needs moar furious woman powah!