"i dunno, it licked me, i thought it was some weird sewer person greeting so i liked it back, then it kissed me, then it got weird"

Nails 2012/02/12(Sun)22:42 No. 386192 ID: d12795
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"i dunno, it licked me, i thought it was some weird sewer person greeting so i liked it back, then it kissed me, then it got weird"

"OHoho, if only I could be as amorous as you... but not so naive. You did a sewer persons version of the kissing game. And since only the girls initiate the game, she must have been plenty angry to find out you were a girl also."
Doc grabs a blanket from outta nowher, "Please dear, you nakedness is showing. We are not sewer people."
"Have you seen my boyfriend? He vanished about the time things got weird."

Doc thinks for a sec, "No, you were the only other krobin I've seen all day. What does he look like?"

"He's just taller then me, where's a black vest and has long downy hair."
Doc takes a longer second to ponder, but just frowns as a response.
"I'm sorry girl, but haven't seen a boy down here other then sewer people. Do you need anything? Maybe some soup or a cup of cokoona? Please feel free to ask for anything."

>>386192
dirge is the one with a gun. if he needs help, you certainly won't be providing it. ask 'teach' about getting learned up, seeing as how that's why you came down here in the first place.

ask what the "little something" for himself was. you wanna keep track of your things.

Aww yeah your plumage is history.

uhh. you wanna learn stuff, right? that's why you were looking for him.

also ask him where the brownie factory is.

Nails 2012/02/16(Thu)03:35 No. 387111 ID: 9933f7
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And so nails begins her questioning of teach.
"w-what is that 'little something' that you mentioned... you know, so I can keep track of what I have."

Doc chuckles to himself, "Oh you adorable little girl, I just made it so you can be pollinated all you want without repercussions such as blooming get in the way. Also, if you have a grand desire to have children- consider adoption!"

"...uh... okay, so next question. Where is the brownie factory that I've been smelling?"

Suddenly Teach's expression grows grim. "Sewer people are such horrible creatures, can you believe that they despise me? Well I despise them as well! Hunted bye the horrid things, even have to hide here in this tank... The 'Brownie Factory' that you smell is Avalon- King of the sewer people. He too want's me dead."

Nails waits for a second for Teach's expression to soften before going on, "I actually came down here so you could help me."

"Oh, what is it that I can help you with," replies Doc.

"I need you to teach me how to read."

"... hmmmm," teach goes into deep thought for a few seconds, "You will need to pay for it. But I don't take cash, but I do have a payment in mind. Are you willing to pay for your tutoring?"
Teach waits for an answer.

Welp, at least that's one problem down in the short, sadly it cost you your ability to pass on your genes.

We may as well hear him out. We went through all the trouble we can at least figure out what the payment is.

"will i miss it?"

due come on you took like our vagina parts what more can we even give you

That's pretty horrible. Find a way to get your reproductive organs back.

>>387111
"it's not like I took anything you don't have a spare of"
"if you have a grand desire to have children- consider adoption!"
Also, it looks like he took your fucking eye.
Completely aside from this being excessive 'payment' for what amounts to putting on your back and squishing the water out, this guy is a liar, scum, and crazy.

Chop off his legs and neuter him. Tell him he's going to tell you how to get your organs back and you are going to flay him. Explain that how helpful he is in regaining your organs determines if he'll die before or after the flaying.

>>387156
That is the Doc in the picture broseph.

Nails 2012/02/18(Sat)23:20 No. 387656 ID: 9933f7
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Nails is utterly disgusted that the teacher just confessed to stealing her genitalia and alot of her other organs. "What the hell, you took my seed cup parts, what else could I possibly give you!"
"Well," the doctor attempts to reply, "I wasn't gonna ask for another organ- i was gonna ask fo-"
Nails suddenly interrupts, " Speaking of organs, i want them all back! I was told to beat you up if i wanted you to help me with reading.... I might just do that anyway!"

The doctor flinches at the thought and walks into the shadows, "I'm a lonely person. Aside from the sewer females there hasn't been a girl down here in soooo long. I was going to ask you if you were willing to give me your body for a few moments." Nails is utterly disgusted. "Heh, i believe then i must show you something else then... and no, you won't get anything."

jump him before he does anything. mad doctors have traps and shit all over.

beat the shit out of him

>>387656
After we're done with him, we're going to track down that female sewer person and kill her for trying to kill us and getting us into this situation.

There's going to be soooo much pain. Just how much ass are you going to kick tonight? ALL OF IT! That King Avalon can have some fucking kicked ass too! It's going to be such a gourmet of ass kicking. Shit, you can't even buy your parts back in the future? Is that against his policy or did he seriously take them out in a way where they can't be put back in? If the latter, why? You could have gotten a good customer! That is so inefficient.

There's space travel and stuff, there has to be an advanced medical way of getting that shit back fine and dandy. Even an experimental procedure.

>>387656
"Lyin' scumbag! Ya said ya only took spares!"
Beat the shit out of him. Twice.

Nails 2012/02/18(Sat)23:56 No. 387663 ID: 9933f7
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>>387660
>There's space travel and stuff, there has to be an advanced medical way of getting that shit back fine and dandy. Even an experimental procedure.

Hell yes there is, this guy is totally getting it for not being reasonable and grossing me out!!!
>>387657
Nails gets ready to pounce on the doctor when suddenly he turns on a blinding light, brighter then the one in the center of the room.
His shadow shows a placid coy little smile as he says, "This wall is my showcase. Starting from the bottom right- whose eyes i took and even implanted into my head- are the sewer people i have killed. The ones who have hunted me and I have bested. These are the ones who have offered there skins and organs to me for my pursuit of medical science. The wall that they are mounted on is made of ceramic, not the original wall of the tank. This room actually goes farther beyond this wall, where i keep my experiments- along with my yet to be finished cloak. This is what I'm asking you... no, THIS IS WHAT I'M TAKING FROM YOU- I am taking your skin to finish my cloak. I am taking your organs so to keep my freaks alive. I am taking your eyes to make a lavish dinner. But before all of that, I'll be raping you to satisfy a hunger that eyes cannot!"
Nails has suddenly lost the motivation to fight, she now only has fear in her heart.

Ok new plan

First GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

Then find Dirge, and get him to beat the shit out of this sick freak

>>387663
you are in over your head. give up, give in, get what you came here for, and remember you're doing it for pixie.
you didn't think this was going to be easy, did you?
(on a side note, you need to do a training montage nails. you've proven time and again that pretty much every situation is too much of a situation for you.)

get past him and open the door to that thing behind him, it will go after him first.

>>387677
he's not going to leave her alive after this. that said if he kills sewer people I doubt you could take him, so running like hell might be a good idea.

"I take it you don't give a shit about the fact that I'm part of Don Silver's group and they expect me to learn how to read? If I disappear down here, there's potential for disputes. Plus, this is kind of really immoral. I guess you wouldn't care about that, but yeah, really kinda dickish. Living down here, you said you get lonely, how about conversations instead? I mean, do you hear yourself? You really need to better your social behavior. Hell, you should actually go to the surface sometime and hit up a bar to get laid, it's not that hard. Little bit of friendliness, decent clothes, and an above ground house is all that you would need to get some in this city. Shit, if you have cash, you could go to a nice brothel where the women really know how to work your dick. And you'd just settle for having to deal with the moral responsibility of raping a poor girl in a dark sewer? What would your mother think?"

Rape him first

it brandishes the machete or it gets the hose again

two things all the people telling nails to run and or fight need to consider

1: she's specifically naked right now. as in no machete, no clothing, just a sheet from >>386192 .

2: she just woke up from surgery. Doc has already cut her open and pulled shit out of her. Surgery fucks you up for months, and she just woke up.

>>387775
Don't give bamump facts that could be detrimental to the situation for our character! He could have thought about thislike in a regular narative, like in Fear 2 where Beckett wakes from fucking psychic brain surgery raring to fucking go and shoot some clones into tiny bits.

>>387783
but seriously, Nails, before or as you miraculously run around in the nude, point out the man has a past positive relationship with Don Silver's group and that you were pointed here with trust that you could learn here. He rapes and kills you, he could have another faction out to get him. One that he was previously on friendly terms with! She may be low-tier, but many conflicts start with low-tier causes. This right here is terrible diplomatic behavior that is NOT professional in any form of either a teacher or a doctor.

Nails 2012/02/19(Sun)21:38 No. 387833 ID: 8adfab
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>"I take it you don't give a shit about the fact that I'm part of Don Silver's group and they expect me to learn how to read? If I disappear down here, there's potential for disputes. Plus, this is kind of really immoral. I guess you wouldn't care about that, but yeah, really kinda dickish. Living down here, you said you get lonely, how about conversations instead? I mean, do you hear yourself? You really need to better your social behavior. Hell, you should actually go to the surface sometime and hit up a bar to get laid, it's not that hard. Little bit of friendliness, decent clothes, and an above ground house is all that you would need to get some in this city. Shit, if you have cash, you could go to a nice brothel where the women really know how to work your seeder. And you'd just settle for having to deal with the moral responsibility of raping a poor girl in a dark sewer? What would your mother think?"

Doc shrugs and replies, "Accidents happen, I'll tell him that I found one of his courier girls dead in the sewers. Society above ground doesn't allow me to explore my hobbies and my mother is dead. I don't care if it's immoral to rape a krobin girl or a sewer girl, but I know for a fact that you will be easier to take advantage of because of the lack of your organs... and also that you did not travel in a group, so i don't have to worry about people trying to kill me." Doc ponders to himself for a second, "Actually, I don't see you as too threatening. Maybe I'll keep you alive as a pollination pet, still tell fatty that you're dead. Yeah, I think I'll do that."
Doc starts walking towards nails with his arms raised as if to subdue her.

wait until he almost has you then step FORWARD and headbutt him, then kick him in the pollinator.

Try and make some kind of distraction in order to create an opening so you can get the fuck out of there

well, he said he isn't going to kill you, and you aren't exactly in a position where you can do anything about it. so once again;
give up, give in, try again later. maybe he'll teach you to read anyway.

>>387884
what? he just said he is going to rape the shit out of us.

hmmm... grab anything weaponizable nearby. note route to exit.

>>387833
"Seriously, a brothel would rock your cock way better. Just teach me how to read, and with my funds from Don Silver, I can buy you a visit every few months, probably. Depends on how much Don Silver pays. I mean, come on guy, there has to be something we can work out where my life doesn't come to a worthless end, either dead or as a 'sex pet' here and I manage to keep my dignity. Avalon's after you right? Dammit, let me kill him or something please. There are other deals here, ones that are mutually beneficial with long-term gain. I'm your first visitor in a long time who doesn't want you dead and I've made a few connections already with people like Hammer."

Nails 2012/02/21(Tue)01:08 No. 388081 ID: 53aede
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>>387899
blanket is weaponizable, I'm using that.
>>387834
that might work.
>>387848
but this might work better.

Nails 2012/02/21(Tue)01:23 No. 388082 ID: 53aede
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>"Seriously, a brothel would rock your seeder way better. Just teach me how to read, and with my funds from Don Silver, I can buy you a visit every few months, probably. Depends on how much Don Silver pays. I mean, come on guy, there has to be something we can work out where my life doesn't come to a worthless end, either dead or as a 'pollen pet' here and I manage to keep my dignity. Avalon's after you right? Dammit, let me kill him or something please. There are other deals here, ones that are mutually beneficial with long-term gain. I'm your first visitor in a long time who doesn't want you dead and I've made a few connections already with people like Hammer."

Doc pauses for a moment then replies with a subtle chuckle, ".... not interested."
>nails needs an action, NOW

throw blanket as slight distraction, then follow up with combo crotch kick.

Throw blanket.

Nails 2012/02/21(Tue)02:00 No. 388085 ID: 53aede
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Nails immediately throws the blanket and runs towards the door without looking back. There is a strange cacophony of popping and grinding sounds, similar to that of bones. She pays it no mind and departs from the horrible place with the screams of doc left in the wake.
"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, GIRL!! YOU ARE MINE AND I'LL GET YOU BACK DEAD OR ALIVE!
The sewers split in three directions, northwest has a small hint of the brownie factory, I can smell alot of fruit coming from directly north, and there is a breeze towards the northeast.

>>388085
go northwest towards the smell of brownie factory. if we're lucky the king of the sewer people will wreck doc for us.

since girls are the ones who start the kissing game with sewer people you don't have to worry about THEM raping you.

you might want to stay the fuck away from sewer people territory. you know, because one of them tried to murder you recently. go northeast, where the chances of running into her are the lowest.

I would head towards the smell of the fruit
Didn't you say that the females of your species smell like fruit?
If you head that way you're at least going towards your own people, and I'm not certain how favorable the sewer people would be feeling towards you right now since one tried to kill you earlier

Goddamn, that was dark.

Fruity smells.

Nails 2012/02/23(Thu)00:11 No. 388467 ID: 5b911e
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Nails runs as fast as she can, her chest hurting more fierce then any hurt she has ever gotten. She believes that safety can only be found at the end of the fruit smelling trail and so she runs with every ounce of energy she has. She makes it to a sewer exit and climbs up like a spider, as she bursts out of the sewers she falls over onto the cool pavement. The fantastic pavement, Nails suddenly takes the initiative to faint.

>You have now switched control over to Matches

Matches drops her cigarette. What the hell is this?

>>388467
this is thursday, the day after wednesday.
if it was wednesday it would be a naked guy coming out of the sewer. but because it's thursday, it's naked lady night.

Hi new person!
Can you hide the nude person before the mad scientist tries to get her again?

it's someone who needs your help.

Well obviously it's someone who needs your help
So hurry up and get her inside or hide her somewhere before whats chasing comes out after her

And get the girl some clothes

turn her over and see the stitches on her stomach. put her in a jar of dirt with a light.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)17:47 No. 388574 ID: 5b911e
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"Hey pops, I have a friend who needs to use the bath tub upstairs."

"What is that I hear? My good for nothing daughter has returned from her umpteenth smoke break just to demand that one of her good for nothing friends uses the bathroom? Even after her elderly father is forced to clean the store up all by his lonesome? I am dissapointed in you, your brother would help me more then you do."

"Shut the hell up old man...I'll help you as soon as I get my girl all cleaned up."

"Feh, your brother wouldn't have misplaced priorities... he might have similar party hardy young friends, but he would help his father befo-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE! , he'll be back soon and you know it..."

"...fine, hurry up then."

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)18:22 No. 388576 ID: 5b911e
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Damn old man and his horrible-ness. Acts like just throwing those words around wont affect me... HELL I'M NO BUM OR ANYTHING, stupid grumpy asshole. If only things didn't happen...

I hope it's worth something to drag this crazy piece off the streets. Who is this nudite, anyway? What's exactly stopping me from throwing her back out when she wakes up?

Maybe she's related to one of those weird sewer rapist surgeon monster horror story rumor going around these days. But who knows~
I mean, you did see the fresh stitches around her groin right?

>>388576

Well you know there's always being a good person, a good person wouldn't just dump her back out on the streets

But if that's no enough motivation for you, then think about this, she was obviously in some kind of trouble and for all you know she could be rich or have rich friends or good connections, and if you help her there could be some kind of reward in it for you

And regardless of whether or not she's wealthy she'll definitely owe you one, maybe she could help put at the store or something for a little while and get the old man off of your back
Or if not that then help you out with something else that you need

>>388576
Because you want to play the kissing game with her and you aren't sure why.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)20:15 No. 388590 ID: 5b911e
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>>388578
I did look her over, but she was mud patched pretty well. And those things are durable.
>>388583
>Well you know there's always being a good person, a good person wouldn't just dump her back out on the streets
guys, I am no good person. I've maimed a few courtiers in my day, plus I got a secret that tarnishes my angel wings and would send me to hell instantly.

>whether or not she's wealthy she'll definitely owe you one
hmmmmmmmm, finding a use for her sorry life will require some thought... and a cigarette.

>>388588
I want to slap your shit, and I don't think your sure why.

I guess your those advice guys, so come up with a few good ideas to put this slacker to work. She looks pretty scrawny and needs lots of hard labor.

>>388590
You do realize that we just revealed to you this girl is a trauma victim, right? I never personally said you're a good person but even for a bad person, just immediately thinking about gain from someone you've rescued who's reproductive organs got taken away is not very tasteful.

No, seriously, a few moments ago she just got told from the psycho that did it to her she'll never have kids now. Then he went on about how he was going to take her skin and organs and all sorts of sadistic shit.

She kinda needs to learn to read and develop skills if you must know how you can gain something from this. She can probably help around here with basic cleaning and cooking or function as a shop clerk.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)21:00 No. 388595 ID: 5b911e
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>>388594
>You do realize that we just revealed to you this girl is a trauma victim, right?

so? Not like it's a legal issue or anything. That's how most prostitutes get there work.






...is it wrong in your world? You guys must live in a great place, wish i knew what it was like.

anyway, she was on a mission from don silver. help her out and she will put in a good word with him.

>>38859
Just because you're not a good person now doesn't mean you can't start being one and redeem yourself

>>388598
But yeah, she is a member of Don Silver's gang and I'm sure that helping out one of his gang members will help put you in good standing with him, which you have to admit would be a good connection to make

Also after she's feeling better and is well rested, since you know SHE JUST HAD HER REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS RIPPED OUT, I'm sure that she could de menial tasks and run errands and such for a few weeks, like a temporary servant girl or something

>>388595
So this kind of shit is regular enough that no one cares anymore? Desensitized and shit? So no one on this really planet has a nice little family, two kids, occasional happy trips to the beach and fun parks?

Why in the world is Nails and Dirge even trying to save their fucking Bumblebee friend from slavery when the world is bleak enough that it sounds like only one person out of millions have a life worth living on this fucking planet? I mean hell, slavery sounds simpler and preferable to whatever Nails has got caught up in in the Silver family. Shit, her friend probably gets three meals a day and would just end up getting enslaved by someone else or worse five minutes after getting free.

you could just... sell her.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/23(Thu)23:02 No. 388622 ID: 24dafd
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>Just because you're not a good person now doesn't mean you can't start being one and redeem yourself
>So this kind of shit is regular enough that no one cares anymore? Desensitized and shit? So no one on this really planet has a nice little family, two kids, occasional happy trips to the beach and fun parks?

The world is called san-rose, from my old history class that means bad rose. Yes, people here are shit. The angels that live here are only dreams or crazy people. In a world like this the good guys get the shaft where the rest of us have to follow the 'rules' layed down by those who run the place. The people who run this place... well... i'm thinking too much.

>>388600
The dons may run the countries, but fuck the lot of them. Going out of business cus one decides we are supposedly competition to his business.
... i guess i can let her heal up for a bit.

>>388601
... man, you are correct... but the dream is good.... i guess that's what we all strive for. Freedom is a concept that no one has, but wish to have. Probably why it's such a big religion in these parts.
>>388614
Need people to help us build somewhere else. Can't abduct kids from the streets that aren't free territory. It'd get me killed pretty easilly.

Now, need more duties for our new recruit. Anything you can think of i'll have her do.

Male Prostitute.

She can pull it off.

>>388627

No she can't. She smells like frikkin limes.

>>388643

I'm sure the patrons' drunkenness and possibly Teach's creepy organ harvest will help it go unnoticed.

bouncer.

hey, do you know how to read?

Yeah, male prostitute. Or just plain prostitute if you prefer.

Suggestion 2012/02/24(Fri)05:54 No. 388652 ID: c4a1fc
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Oh, and where are you? This is our location in the Milky Way Galaxy. If you can get enough fuel, food, etc or a cryogenic chamber, you could go to our planet. Nails might be able to help you get materials.

Nails isn't going to take being a prostitute well, and would probably cause enough conflict where Matches would be in the red, either in terms of money or offending a powerful person, trying to make dough off of her that way

She's taken by Don Silver as an employee, he'll expect her to be working for him as a first priority, regardless of whether you saved her life or not. So you're actually going to have to line up with HIS interests and not prevent her from working with him.

I suggest a payment plan, you take a percentage of money she makes from Don Silver, offer her house and board and reading. Deal like it is for an investment. Get her into a lease contract so she can't back out of it for a certain amount of time. That was the deal we sorta offered the psychopath down there before he went "NOPE", only we'd pay in hookers instead of actual cash.

Speaking of him, keeping this woman here will be a bit dangerous as you'll have to deal with an organ harvester eventually, possibly even soon. I hope you have a weapon.

yeah, not much she can do outside of direct combat.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/24(Fri)22:15 No. 388731 ID: 53aede
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>hey, do you know how to read?
As a matter of fact I do, why?
>>388655
You're kind of makin it hard for me to make easy money, i gotta find a way to make tons of cash right now or me and my pops are getting the boot soon. The only idea i have is to whore me and the stranger out for bookoo dough so as to keep the shop.

But if you guys have any other keen ideas i'd love to hear them.

>>388652
Shit guys, you are sooo close to us that it kinda scares me that we haven't met....

Here's an odd question, do you guys know a Don King?

Never heard of a Don King.

Also, we're asking because Nails needs a tutor in reading.

Cuz the last one dissected her.

Nope, we DO know of a Don Knots. Good comedian actor, stared in a bunch of sows and guested in a few weird mystery kid cartoons with a talking dog.

And for mobsters, there's fake famous ones like a Don Corleone. But a real famous one would be Al Capone, Scarface, man who ran the alcohol business after it was prohibited and inspiring real cool movies and characters.

You want to get rid of your debt? Kill your debtors using poisons that induce deaths that look like natural causes. Destroy the shop, get insurance money, fake your deaths and bail out of town, set up new shop and lives. Mug people. Strip dance (BIIIIG TIPS, less shame), stunt driver, rob a bank, mix both and become a getaway driver.

>>388735
pretty much yeah. you will NEVER get out of debt by normal means, the ones you owe will make up bullshit extra charges to keep you under their thumb.

>>388731

We're also so many light years away that by the time you get this message we'll have long since gone extinct, our planet absorbed by an aging star. Which doesn't make sense because this is a response to what you said not 2 seconds ago. Shit. Never mind.

apparently, there's a whole bunch of Don King's around. see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_King

anyway, I asked about reading because she needs to learn how to do it and might accept it as, you know, payment. but you'll have to ask her what she'll agree to do for a living first.

>>388813
tl;dr- we have 7 Don Kings. Most of them are in sports. One is a musician. One is a photographer.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/25(Sat)18:04 No. 388897 ID: 53aede
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Hmmmm, that boxing one sounds kinda familia-

Crash
"MMMMMIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTCHIIIIIIIIIIIE"

"dad? DAD WHAT'S THE MATTER!"

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/25(Sat)18:25 No. 388903 ID: 53aede
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"Dad, what happened... Where the hell are you- WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"Oh, hello. Don't mind me, kehehehe"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/02/25(Sat)18:28 No. 388904 ID: 53aede
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"GET BACK HERE YOU MUTHAFUCKA, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR TAKING HIM, COME BACK!!!"

"loud girl, if you want your father back bring the naked one into the sewers.... deep into the sewers, kehehehehehe"

whatooIdowhatooIdowhatooIdowhatooIdowhatooIdo

Don't. Your dad is as good as dead. Kidnappers don't return their victims. They're just more witnesses. They'll kill you after they have Nails.

Put Nails somewhere safe- with her boyfriend Dirge if you can, ask Don Silver to help. He can't have some punk-ass doctor thinking he can use his workers as pollination pets. Then go down there, get the sewer people to help- Doc rapes, kills, and experiments on them too- and then kick their asses.

Your father's already dead or worse, and you'll end like him if you comply. Bring the girl to the sewer king and search for her boyfriend down there if you want to actually have a shot of saving this shop at all, because the surgeon's monster will take care of it before your debtors will.

Lock and load up on weapons.

>>388910
You know he'll kill her, too? Matches' just another witness.

>>388908

To be fair, Don Silver thought Nails was a boy. Though hey, if he continues to think that Nails is a boy, he should be even more outraged with Doc...

>>388913
Eh, depends. Culture gap, remember? Matches didn't give a fuck about Nails whoring herself out with her organs scooped out, homosexuality might not make the situation any more horrifying.

i'm gonna have to say that i know some of you guys want to make a good point but please try to avoid multiple posts that don't directly relate to the update.

bring nails into the sewers, trade her for your dad, make a note to yourself to never help people who haven't already paid for that help.

>>388908
Yes, do this.
This creep needs to get his ass kicked.

um. why didn't he just take Nails?

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/04/03(Tue)18:00 No. 398540 ID: 6997f2
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a weapon, one big gun. What is this One Big Gun.

Hooray you're back!

A railgun.

a railroad gun. it shoots railroad spikes and goes 'toot' every time you chamber another spike.

>>398540

it's like a minigun, except without the mini and with the big.

Matches "mitchie" Trimhair 2012/04/17(Tue)02:02 No. 401938 ID: 6997f2
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alright, all equipped and ready to go. Todays badgrrl special comprises of my rail spike cannon, my flame retardent jump suit, a fine cigarrete, and about one hundred and ninety five pounds of furious woman. Do i need anything else or do i take this fight to the sewers?

yeah, go on. also, switch to SI measurements like a sensible person.

>>401939
lol

Go fuck some fools up.

Eighty eight and a half kilos is a lot of furious woman, but is it enough to punch through sewer pipes and concrete bricks with one hit? Needs moar furious woman powah!