Justice! Spiders! I may in fact get overexcited about stuff! Like justice!

>>358146
Love: Dramatic situations where you have a chance to shine like a major badass and be a big god damn hero.
Hate: Any other moment where you're not a big god damn hero.
Issues: Yes, many of them.

Befadel 2011/10/16(Sun)17:00 No. 358701 ID: 7bad01
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"Well, i like justice. But what i hate the most are... underdark spider-cats... Horrible horrible Spider-cats.

Ugh... do you even have any idea what Justice IS at your age?!

you're
you're just so adorable

Anyway. Enthusiasm! Tell him that you would not be too afraid to axe some catspiders to death and would probably only cry a little bit!

>>358701
Destroy all spidercats

>>358701
Don't worry anymore, now you have a weapon and can destroy all of the spidercats. In fact, you should brandish your weapon and proudly declare that you will do so!

So what are those guys up to? Are they crusading by any chance? Crusading against what?

Prove your worth by making an awesome lunch or use your outdoor skills to create a new useful rope from woven bark or something. Tell them how you have the ability to identify all edible and poisonous mushrooms because you've already tried eating all known mushrooms yourself at some point, even the really rare ones (you're also good at finding them).

Befadel 2011/11/02(Wed)10:41 No. 363215 ID: f7aa74
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"and now with my new awesome weapon all the spider-cats will be scared and stuff!"

Befadel 2011/11/02(Wed)10:42 No. 363216 ID: f7aa74
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"... i knew you were going to be an issue."

Befadel 2011/11/02(Wed)10:43 No. 363217 ID: f7aa74
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"HEY!!"

"EEEP"

"Thank the gods! Please, somebody help me, my friend- he's stuck in the woods and i need help getting him out!"

a chance to save someone in trouble?! SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR A HERO!!

>>363217
This is your chance for glory and being a big god damn hero. Charge into the forest in your eagerness to help!

Attack those woods for massive damage!

>>363217
Stuck in the woods? What, stuck up a tree or captured by something, or what? We need to know the situation before we go rushing in.

>>363256
Information is for weiners!
GET IN THOSE TREES NOW!!!

Run forward to victory, singing your battle song!

BUT WHAT IF THERE ARE SPIDER-CATS!!! We must find out more first!

>>363391
well just scare them away with the big sword

Befadel 2011/11/04(Fri)12:01 No. 363605 ID: f7aa74
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"alright, calm down and try to explain what happened."

"WELL IT ALL STARTED WHEN WE WERE KICKED OFF THE AIRSHIP WHILE STILL AIRBORN, THEN WE FELL INTO THE FOREST OVER THERE WHERE THE YEW TREES SAVED OUT LIVES. THEN THERE WERE THINGS THAT WERE CRAZY LOOKING! Kinda like wolves, but they seemed demon possessed- had no hair, and had one tiny little horn atop their heads. PLEASE COME QUICKLY, HE NEEDS OUR HELP!!"

"HOLD ON, for the love of pelor. From what your saying i conclude that your freind was captured by Wargs. But, have no fear madame, we will save your friend from those monstrous vogues."

"Oh thankgoo-"

Befadel 2011/11/04(Fri)12:05 No. 363607 ID: f7aa74
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"WAIT... what did you just call me?"

"... i don't think i called you anything."

"Let me tell you that i am a MAN, you blind goat."

"he he he"

"OH, my apologies sir... it's jus that the hair... threw me off. Now how about a plan to go save your friend then... yeah?"

>____
how would you go fight wargs?

>>363607
Charge in bravely and vanquish them with your righteousness.

Wargs are pack hunters. We'd need to make sure they don't gang up on anyone, so keep a tight formation and kill as many at range as you can, if anyone has ranged weapons.

Also make sure they don't ambush you!

Like a boss.

But also this:
>>363617

>fight wargs

Actually people are jumping to conclusions here. What if the wargs are just hungry and additionally upset because people have suddenly appeared in their territory? It might be possible to pacify the wargs by giving them food in exchange for this endangered friends safety.

It will be important to give an impression of strength so that they don't attack outright.

bamump 2011/11/06(Sun)22:17 No. 364228 ID: e98cf6
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" FIGHTS WARGS LIKE A BOSS!!!

"Let's not go rushing in, young one. Wargs are pack hunters. We'd need to make sure they don't gang up on anyone, so keep a tight formation and kill as many at range as you can."

"That won't work, What if the wargs are just hungry and additionally upset because people have suddenly appeared in their territory? It might be possible to pacify the wargs by giving them food. Truth be told, i don't have any long ranged weapons- so this seems like the only way. Do you have any rations on you?"

"The rest of my party has left towards the city, and by the time i reach them to collect the rations it might be too late!"

"But I'M ONLY AN ALCHEMIST, DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN JUMP INTO THE HEAT OF BATTLE!?"

...Charge in bravely and vanquish them with your righteousness?

bamump 2011/11/06(Sun)22:36 No. 364233 ID: e98cf6
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"... this is giving me a headache. What if maybe we are both wrong... what if these things are setting a trap or something. They're demon wolves, so this in turn means they have a semblance of intellect."

>____
rework the plan or choose which of the three actions the group should take

Well, if we have any kind of food at all, we could attempt to use it to distract them and just do a smash-and-grab job. If the food doesn't distract them, then they're clearly not just hungry. Then we can vanquish.

sounds like a plan to me.

>>364233
Ask Alchemist if he can get some bombs made up for you, or have some lying around. Then there shouldn't really be any problems with charging in and kicking ass.

>>364264
Alchemists always have those about. It's part of why people become alchemists... Make sure not to look at the explosions as you slay your foes in slow motion...

bamump 2011/11/08(Tue)11:29 No. 364524 ID: bc5b9a
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"I think i might have something... do you have any exploding stuff?"

"hm? Not really, i don't have any black powder if your asking me that. All i have on me at the moment are a few flasks of alchemist fire and this flash bomb. It dosn't do much but make one helluva ruckus."

"Hmmm...can you make anything quickly?"

"Make and quickly don't belong in the same sentence when it comes to alchemy. It usually takes hours to days to make something, and that's if you have the resources on hand. So i can't make anything quickly."

>____
you now know what the resources are from this guy, now lets come up with a way to approach this situation. We have two fighters and an alchemist, which means to weapons and some alchemist fire with a flash bang... lets figure this out.

if they are pack hunters then the leader is the main target, if he dies then the others will lose a lot of confidence.

>>364524
Lets try to get the wargs in a group, then toss a flashbang in the middle of them, pen them up with some alchemist fire and then kill the shit out of them.

>>364527
That works. You have my vote

>>364526
>>364527
A combination of these two things. Oh, and dont forget to bring a carving knife. Hides can be useful, you know.

Bamump 2011/11/20(Sun)07:43 No. 366717 ID: aebc1f
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"Alright... here's a simple plan. We kill the pack leader and draw the little suckers in. Then we just dominate the whole cluster."

"WOOOHOOO, LETS GO FIGHT SOME MONSTERS!!"

"But what if the pack leader isn't with the pack?"

"Don't think about that, we'll just hope that it is. Lets fight some monsters everyone, time for battle."

Bamump 2011/11/20(Sun)07:58 No. 366720 ID: aebc1f
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"... this doesn't seem right."

"Oh no, it's the scout. This is how we got ambushed last time, we've got to prevent him from calling on the others!"

"Calm down, i'm sure there's a way i can convince him to show us where the pack leader is... and if not i could kill him... or convince him to join us... or something. So far my plan only consists of killing every warg that seems to want to hurt me."

just stay well away from it, it will wait until you approach before calling to make sure you are in a complete pincer. talk to it from here.

>>366720
Are those trees/bushes behind and around the warg? If so, make sure there are no wargs hiding in them. And the warg doesnt seem very hostile.....is this guy SURE they were attacked by them? Becasue it just be because she freaked them out by falling down from above.

Besides, it's CUTE. Not as cute as you, but still.

>>366720
Ride him like a mechanical bull.

Bamump 2011/11/21(Mon)19:55 No. 367129 ID: aebc1f
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"HI HI HI, hiya."

"... um... hello."

"hi hi, what you want?"

"... we are here to collect a friend of ours."

"You want friend? Boss not here, but Big is here. You want talk to big?"

"... um..."

do we?

"big wont try to eat us, right?" if yes then yes, if no then no.

>>367129
OKAY!

>>367129
"No, no i want to talk to you little buddy!"

No you don't need to talk to Big. You need to talk to Smart or Boss.

Use minotaur charming skills to bro up with this warg.

Bamump 2011/12/08(Thu)04:31 No. 370632 ID: 597dc4
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"... so, tell us who this boss of yours is and maybe we'll see if we want to talk to big."

".... me guess it okay. I am Lanks, boss is Kalor Moria. Boss go see Dragon Master, and that why he not here now. Big is demon called Balor. Big is big, that why he name big- Lanks thinks it's funny at times."

"DRAGON MASTER!? An ally of the dragon master was this close and we never knew of it!?"

>>370632
A BALOR? Hoooo boy, this may be a bit too much for you Befadel, if this is what I think it is. Perhaps you should let others take the forefront on this one.

ask if big will attack us on sight.