>>193081
Are you sure?

Keep in mind we chose a fire type, and then Gary got the grass type that learns Vine Whip.

>>193107

Hey man, Gary doesn't do bondage.

Samantha 2010/06/13(Sun)13:37 No. 193156 ID: 543aa6
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Sam: OHMAGAH HOW CUTE! A LITTLE BIRDY! Oh, I should probably track it with that Pokedex thing...
>Sam checks and sees that she has found a PIDGEY, female gender
Sam: Smaug! Get ready for battle!

Don't fall for his tricks, that's MISSINGNO., the only Pokemon capable of going over level 100. It will crash your game!

>>193156
Use Scratch, see how it can take a hit. Lower its health a bit, then pokeball go when it's low.

Kick it in the head and use a pokeball

under 25% is good.

>>193156
Careful, Pidgey can be tough little puffballs.

>>193159
No, that's illegal.

Have Smaug kick it in the head, then use a Pokeball.

(Hey, he got Barbasour, which is ultimately weak to our fire lizard. The game is breaking! It must mean it is not a Balbasour but a ditto, or worse, the MissingNo that can evolve into different pokemons.)

>>193168
It's gary oak. He'll find a way to screw with us.

>>193190
No, screw with Red. He doesn't even consider us a real rival. We picked bulbasaur after we picked charmander so that means red has to pick either squirtle (or pikachu if another trainer comes along)

Remember the plan: TEAM OF CUTE!

This is our second ally. It just has to learn that.

>>193235
dude. we're rule 63'd red.

Also, we need to catch a trapinch.

>>193283
No, then we'd be that chick with the hat.

>>193286
Naw dude, that's Leaf.

>>193290
I stand by my theory.

>>193291
And I'll stand by mine.

...where are we keeping the potions at anyways?

>>193304
Why, our inventory of course.

By the way, Sam, Inventory Check.

>>192684
Gary? Cute? I guess we'll need to amend our knock-the-smug-out-of-Gary plan, then. Actually, he does seem to need a bit of an attitude change. Perhaps amend it to the knock-the-smug-out-of-Gary-so-he-respects-you-properly plan.

>>193156
Pidgey? Sounds good. Have Smaug smack it around a bit before trying to catch it. Thankfully, Kanto has a proliferation of PokeCenters, so you'll be able to fix everyone up relatively quickly.

>>193319
Aren't they like ten or something? Just give the dude time to grow up. Kicking his ass will of course accelerate the process.

>>193333
samantha has nice boobs, if that's a ten year old then hot damn.

>>193162
I don't think it's illegal. I'm relatively certain it's just monumentally stupid. Though less so, with a pidgey.

Battle the pidgey and then take it and after that go and fight other trainers and remember try to act cute to the male trainers to throw them off.

>>193306
>Too tired to draw, but will update later tonight<
>10 pokeballs
>1 pokeball that is used for Smaug
>5 potions
>1 sandwich
>>193333
>Sam's like 16 or something. This quest takes place after Ash, but Gary still lives with his parents because he's a fucknut, so in this quest they're probably 16 or so which explains Sam's angst.<

>>193780
Wouldn't that mean he's supposed to be a gym leader by now?

>>193803
Well apparently he didn't leave when Ash did...which means that ash didn't get pikachu, if I recall the first episode correctly.

>>193808
You can't do that! The future will be changed! You'll create a time paradox!

>>193824
Alternate time-line.

>>193803
>>193808
>>193824
>>193902
>TALK TALK TALK TALKIN' 'BOUT BLAH BLAH BLAH.

We gave you suggestions above the age verification and inventory, 3p

Alright, since we've gotten off-track...

Smaug use SCRATCH on the WILD PIDGEY.

you must go back in time my child you 1 hour aso and tell yourself that you need go west and go to a cave to that you can capture a Kadabra.

I have made a blue portal for you to go through so that you can go back in time. Please do this, it will be your chance to change history.

>>194125
Kadabras are not cute. If we need a psychic we'll get an espeon.

Do people in this thread just not understand the concept behind "suggestion" very much? It's like a Gnoll thread.

Do this and you will be able to get physic pokemon we will need for the next 3 gyms.

>>194130
Drop Smaug, ignore the bird, ALL EEVEELUTION TEAM

>>194178

I fully endorse this.

We must do this.

>>194232
>>194178
eevees only good evolutions are espeon and vaporeon, so that's a boring idea.

>>194249
I am not going to smack down your terrible opinion here. Just know that you are in fact quite wrong.

>>194249
Eevee's only useful evolutions are Jolteon and Vaporeon, so that's a boring idea.*

Just fixing that for you

Evee are there for cuteness. And cuteness alone.

They serve the role well. Outside sea pokemons and fairy pokemons, it is difficult to find cuter pokemon than evee's evolution tree.

>>194249
>>194285
Umbreon and Flareon were here, Vaporeon and Espeon can suck a dick.

>>194285
Umbreon/Espeon/Jolteon/Vaporeon/Leafeon/Glaceon were here, we're all useful.

Not Flareon though, Flareon's stuck with the wrong stats and the wrong moves.

Samantha 2010/06/15(Tue)21:15 No. 194410 ID: 543aa6
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So what's this eevee thing, is it cute, and where do I get it?

I love Smaug more with each update! :D

>>194410
Eevee is pretty damn cute. However you won't be catching one in the wild.

OH WELL just mosey on to the next town. Catch something that Smaug doesn't kill and eat.

>>194415
This. Opportunity will come with time and experience.

Hope you like exercise.

>>194410

It's easy to find eevee. Just take your two pokemon ONE one pokemon to Celadon City. There's a place there notorious for its eevee infestation.

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)21:25 No. 194420 ID: 620bfb
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The one in the middle's an Eevee, the ones surrounding it are the things it can turn into. As for where to get it, they're kinda rare. Probably gonna have to find some eccentric nerd to give one away.

>>194410
Super cute, and can evolve into a bunch of different things that are mostly also cute. Pretty rare though like Smaug so you prob won't find them just wandering around everywhere. You'll need to get it from someone like a breeder or another trainer. Or find one already in a ball laying around someplace, but what're the odds of that really?

There's some pokemon obsessed dude a ways northeast, he probably knows more about em.

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)21:53 No. 194434 ID: 6834bc
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>>194410
This is what an Eevee looks like. They might be kind of hard to find, though.

>>194420
Might have to pretend to like him for him to give it up.

>>194410
Eevee is mega-cute, and can evolve into like eight different pokemon.
Which are also cute.
You should be able to get one in the city. If need be, have Smaug light a fire under someone's ass.
Eevee and the Eeveelutions are all awesome, despite my earlier comment about Vaporeon and Espeon.
If you do get an Eevee, you can either use a stone to make it evolve, or you can chill out at the right time of day.
My advice, is chill with Eevee at night. Get's you Umbreon, a dark type.

Suggestion 2010/06/15(Tue)22:14 No. 194451 ID: d3dfb8
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This is an EEVEE.
It is cute.

>>194451
That is not an Eevee.
I don't even know what that is.
I feel old.
...

Get off my lawn, you whippersnappers. You and your fancy new pokeymans.

>>194410
... Gotta watch out for those Critical Hits, I guess.

Eat with Smaug, develop that special dinner-date bond. Let us know what Pidgey tastes like.

>>194451
It's Aggron.

>>194451

IT'S PIKACHU

GODDAMIT AAAAAAGGG

Samantha 2010/06/17(Thu)10:21 No. 194949 ID: 543aa6
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Eevee! Oh it's so cute!
>>194420
Ooohhh I want the blue one on the bottom!
>>194437
Pshh that's easy. I'll get me an eevee fast, you'll see!

>>194949
Smaug looks worried that you're gonna ditch him. Reassure him by giving him a piggyback ride.

you making smaug jealous, give him a reassuring pat.

Reassure Smaug that since Flareon is useless, you'll keep him on as a fire pokemon.

Tell Smaug to stop being such a bitch.

Samantha 2010/06/17(Thu)11:04 No. 194960 ID: 543aa6
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>>194951
Sam: Heyyyy, Smaug we gotta catch lotsa pokemon, but you'll always be my favorite.
>Sam pats Smaug and he seems happy
So where do we go now?

>>194960
I see London, I see France...

Next stop: Viridian City. ...that's actually the only place we can go right now.

>>194962
Agreed. I hear the gym leader there is really cute, too.

>>194960
Place smaug on head
ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>195015
The boxsmaug.

Let's head up to the pokemart in Viridian city and buy some condoms.
...
In-case Gary shows up again.

>>194965
Are you thinking Giovanni of Viridian City, or Brock of Pewter City? Giovanni is probably pretty handsome, but I'm not sure if Samantha is interested in older men. I guess we'll find out.

>>194949
>I'll get me an eevee fast, you'll see!
They're not normally found wandering in the wild, so good luck. You might want to pick up some Eevee-chow in Viridian, though, to get its attention if you do run across one.

Well, to Viridian we go! Mainly because we don't have any other direction to travel, unless you enjoy swimming for several miles. (I doubt that Smaug would enjoy that.)

>>194965
Wait...
No, no.
I'm thinking of Celadon.

>>195811
Viridian city yaaaay

to fun and pokeballs and stuffs

Samantha 2010/08/12(Thu)11:39 No. 217705 ID: 543aa6
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Viridian City you say? Let's go, Smaug!

>>217705
Set things on fire with Smaug's tail.

Samantha 2010/08/12(Thu)12:07 No. 217719 ID: 543aa6
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>Sam and Smaug reach the southern end of Viridian City.
Well here I am. I can see the Viridian City gym, but I don't think I can go there. I need more pokemon anyway, who knows what the first gym leader I battle uses and what if fire types don't work? Should I find more tall grass or what?
>Charmander holds Sam's arm

>>217711
Only if neccessary.

Definitely catch more pokes! Head towards victory road, see what's in that grass. You might find a Mankey! :3

Hug Smaug.

We need to buy some more pokeballs first!

>>217723
We have five more! :V

>>217724
Oh right then off to the tall grass!

>>217719
Is Smaug tired yet? Maybe go see the Pokemon Center and rest up before hunting for pokes.

But mom! THERE'S WILD POKEMON IN THE TALL GRASS!

Go to the wild grass.

Wander around until a wild pokemon appears.

Catch it.

Lather rinse repeat.

>>217794
This is a good start, but I think we need to go a little bit further. You've got to catch them all.

Every.

Last.

One.

Take "Gotta catch 'em all" to its only logical conclusion and set out to lay claim to every Pokemon on the planet. For starters though, just all the wild Pokemon in the local area should work. Even if that troublesome gym leader has the best trained Pokemon possible, you can still wear him down with a few dozen waves of your own relatively green troops. When he finally capitulates, then his Pokemon will become YOUR Pokemon. And when every Pokemon in the world is yours, no one will be able to oppose you.

Or you could, you know, just go and try to get badges or something.

Go catch some more pokemon, then return to Viridian City. While there, seek out the local gym leader and instead of battling him, inform him that you're looking to make so money. You'll soon have a decent paying job (at least decent paying enough to build/buy crazy robots every few weeks) and access to all to all the pokemon you could ever want... once you've fulfilled your quota that is.

Go catch a Caterpie.
I heard it's pretty cute

you should continue this.

>>230190
I'll update later tonight.

Can it be tonight yet

votin for update.

and to catch a few more pokes. there should be a cave around, after you get the bats off your hair a geodude will do you good.

Cut the tall grass. Form a pile of grass just inside the mouth of a cave. Burn it. Smoke the screeching little bastards out.

teach smaug to say flame on when he uses his powers~

Check Smaug's condition > Victory Road > Tall grass

((updating soon))

Samantha 2011/02/05(Sat)11:32 No. 279306 ID: 543aa6
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Hello! I know it's been a while since we've seen each other but MY MOM made me go to some schooling for a few months UGH. So now I'm on vacation and ready to take on some pokemon! I still only have Smaug, but he's rather strong compared to other pokemon. I'd like to catch some kind of grass or water type to help out!

>>279306
She call you on your pokedex or something and say this whole pokemon adventure was dumb for someone so young and in need of education?

So I guess this means this whole pokemon adventure thing is only good for summer vacation or you're 18 now. Well if it's the former then you've got three months to annihilate the whole gym league so lets get to it. You're on the road, the road to VIRIDIAN CITY

don't trip on the old man

If smaug is strong, go for catching an EVEN STRONGER grass pokemon using the type advantage to win. Then, using that EVEN STRONGER grass type, catch an EVEN MORE STRONGER water type, again via type manipulation.


Doesn't matter what kind, but show those little brats that think their hot shit at pokemone that you know how this shit goes!

awhile geometric progressions are fine, wild pogeymuns are usually weak and malnourished

lets just hope to get a young something. for now, prepare to face bugs if you are like misty.

there should be a forest nearby, lets take a hike there!

Catch more Pokemans!

Try hard not to fall out of your top. Because absolutely no one would enjoy that in the slightest.
No one at all.