>>182668
Grey: Doppelgangers
Blue: Wizards
Green: Beholders
Yellow: Sandworms
Tan: Cows

>>182673
Good enough.

Now, Processing turns and expansion, I need three 1d100's rolled, and we can see what happens next.

rolled 10, 12, 64 = 86

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amidoinitrite

rolled 50, 16, 66 = 132

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>>182673
...I feel like you got yellow and tan backwards

>>182689
No, I did not.

rolled 13, 64, 35 = 112

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...may not be Ted 2010/05/24(Mon)23:34 No. 182701 ID: e0d2aa
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>>182678
>>182679
Eh. These will do for your guy.

>>182700
Using these for something else.

Alright. Cool as ice.

hank

>>182701
Name is Uhwat.

>>182701
Codpiece

Also, our kingdom should be Cox. And we shall eventually be Lord of Cox. Or King of Cox. Or whatever. I'm not really sure where this is going.

Basic Melee troop? Call them Joes.
Upgraded Melee Troops? Call them GI Joes.
Ranged troops? Sniper Joes.

Wait... is this our character or our troop? Because Codpiece isn't a good troop name.

Call them Kweiggers, then.

>>182776
Do you mean Kwiegews?

>>182784
I suppose.

>>182747
>And we shall eventually be Lord of Cox. Or King of Cox. Or whatever.
Coxhead.

>>182701
Call him or it Svenne.

>>182800
That'll be the capital.

...may not be Ted 2010/05/25(Tue)09:25 No. 182835 ID: e0d2aa
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Awwwwriiiight.

...may not be Ted 2010/05/25(Tue)09:31 No. 182837 ID: e0d2aa
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Many Many MANY turns ago. The Titans created the world. Then someone came and messed it all up. So one of the Titans, came back, and remade the world once more.

He kept some things, forgot about others, and mostly did his best. Thus, Erfworld was changed forever.

You have just popped outside of walls, outside of civilization, and in the middle of monsters and witches, and generally a lot of bad stuff.

What kind of hex are you in?

>>182837
Probably a plains one. Lets go north west and see what we find there.

>>182838
this

Sit around waiting for orders.

it's our duty, after all.

Seeing as we popped outside of a city, I would think that there is no one to order us around.

>>182852
Then who pays our upkeep?

Shit. We'd best find some merc work, fast.

Status: barbarian.
i think as long as we execute a 'hunt' action every turn we will be fine.

Being barbarian we get to do our own thing, and hunting is a viable option, but I don't think that's what we really want to do.

I think we should head southeast along the river

>>182896
we just hunt for as long as we need to. we can move then hunt. so it wont be sitting around doing nothing.

>>182881
OH shit! You're right!

>>182881
How can we find mercenary work? Our stack is unled, and we're not a warlord. We'll auto-attack anyone we see.

What makes you say that? I've never read anything to imply that barbarians attack anything that enters their hex.

Anyways, since were alone it's obvious we are leadership.

We need to make some schmukers. Maybe then we can hire someone else natural allies as backup.

>>182943
Troops without a warlord auto-attack everything. Barbarians ARE warlords, just without anyone to pay their upkeep and give orders.

>>183073
No. Barbarians can be warlords, but they aren't all warlords any more than other unit types are. Leadership is a special which we don't have listed in our unit statistics; therefore, we are not a warlord.

...may not be Ted 2010/05/25(Tue)19:53 No. 183138 ID: e0d2aa
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>>182838
Okay. So Plains it is.

As you may have noticed. You are Hank, the Barbarian Stabber. Now, the Titan that came back to fix anything was a good Titan, one that remembered to fix a lot of broken stuff in Erfworld. Now, he didn't fix everything, and he forgot to tell anyone about most of what he changed. So expect anything.


Anyway. You are Hank, and you like to stab things. Now, you have a upkeep of 1/10 Schmuckers. Annnnd you like Sunsets.


Now, you have stared out on these plains, you know that you aren't alone here. It only seems like it. What do?

>>183138
Wait, its sunset already? Did the titan make turns happen at night now?

as each person take's their turn the sun moves. so some sides go at dawn while others go near sunset. search around for this other person, if they are in the same hex then most likely they are allied or neutral to you.

>>183138
Gotta find a city Hank, or found one of course. First off, however, is finding stuff to turn into smuckers to pay your upkeep for this turn.

>Now, you have stared out on these plains, you know that you aren't alone here. It only seems like it. What do?
spot check like a paranoid barbarian.

and prepare a tent, we should not travel at night.

>>183138
Oh crap. That's not the sun...

Scout 'n hunt! Scout 'n hunt!

Well, at least he didn't lie to me >.>

...may not be Ted 2010/05/30(Sun)19:58 No. 185610 ID: e0d2aa
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>>185488
I strive to please where I can. Mostly, I was struggling with my own dementia as to how to run a game without rules.

Also...

...may not be Ted 2010/05/30(Sun)19:58 No. 185613 ID: e0d2aa
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>>183156
He was right.

run around for a bit them get into a different hex. hopefully it can't follow.

No sweat man

RUN!!! or grab yo spear and kick its ass.

...may not be Ted 2010/05/30(Sun)20:41 No. 185654 ID: e0d2aa
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>>185616
You are now out of movement points.

You have moved into a green square.

Or red. I don't know. I'm colorblind like that.

Anyway. What do you see?

trees, lot's of trees, and a rabbit! kill it with a 'hunt' action.

>>185659
what he said

>>185654
Hopefully, no more giant Hank eating monsters.