~ 2010/02/21(Sun)21:16 No. 137018 ID: f609ed
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-In the room, there is a door; a window showing the night outside; test tubes, vials, beakers, and other sorts of sciency stuff full of bright colored liquids; and some lab tools. Stains cover the cement floor. What would you like to do?-

>>137018
Grab that bonesaw!

climb on bed, look out window

Rummage through the drawers.

Sniff chemicals. If edible, drink them.

take off the booties and place them on your head. Also look around on the tables for anything slightly useful.

>>137018

Now that I think about it, a candle is kind of an inefficient method of boiling solutions. One would use a Bunsen burner instead.

~ 2010/02/21(Sun)21:23 No. 137027 ID: f609ed
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-You grab the bone saw but don't feel very cool.-

>>137027
That's because you aren't striking a pose!
You must have a pose that ensures all who gaze upon you know that you mean business and are at least a grade b asskicker!

~ 2010/02/21(Sun)21:28 No. 137030 ID: f609ed
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-you strike a pose and drink a chemical at the same time. It tastes a lot like root beer. Probably A&W-

>>137030

Hold that pose, and wait to see the effects!

~ 2010/02/21(Sun)21:34 No. 137035 ID: f609ed
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-You look out the window. It's dark. The window is locked and you haven't seen a key around.-

Check the righthand drawer, you never know what wonders it may hold!

~ 2010/02/21(Sun)21:40 No. 137041 ID: f609ed
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-You tug on the drawer, but it is also locked.-

Use the bonesaw on the window. Attempt to break it.

>>137041
The bed has wheels. Check if door is unlocked. If not, then ram it open with bed.

Are the stains on the floor blood or just the type of stains that evil hospitals tend to have?

~ 2010/02/21(Sun)21:49 No. 137050 ID: f609ed
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-Uhhhh yeah, that door was open.-

FFUUUCCKKKK

Quick! BONESAW up in this shit!
There's a reason I said to take it!

RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN

~ 2010/02/21(Sun)21:58 No. 137061 ID: f609ed
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-Unfortunately you were more interested in chemicals than taking the bonesaw. It won't matterrrrrnoooooooowwww-----------------

ABORT ABORT ABORT

EJECT RETRY FAIL

>>137061
Lets hope that was the antidote to the chemicals you just drank.

Well, that's in the running for the shortest quest ever.
I'm going to file this under YASD:
"Drinking random chemicals."
"Ignoring available weapons."

But I thought she DID grab the bonesaw?

>>137209
Yeah, but she put it back for some reason.

START FROM LAST SAVEPOINT

~ 2010/02/22(Mon)13:12 No. 137295 ID: f609ed
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-Well you seem to be alive. Wake up, you fool.-

>>137295
Sounds like some good advice. Come on open those eyes and assess the situation.

check hospital band for name!

Wake up silly goose~

>>137295
Awaken, and see where you are this time.

~ 2010/02/22(Mon)13:21 No. 137304 ID: f609ed
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-Yeah, hurts don' it? Check your damn hospital band, you stupid fuck. What's it say?'

>>137295
PUNCH EVERYTHING!

Subject 42: Johnatan Willaim Speller

George Sands

>>137304

Sarah Ashley Girlybits.

Salguod

Arthur G. Studebaker

~ 2010/02/22(Mon)13:40 No. 137314 ID: f609ed
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-Sara Ashley Sands. That's cute. DOB 4/12/91. So you're almost 19. You are very short for your age. Now what would you like to do?-

Tits O'Schlick

>>137314
Check out suroundings to figure out where the fuck you are and what the fuck is going on.

>>137317
Agreed.

Examine body for any wounds, scars, or puncture marks.

~ 2010/02/22(Mon)13:51 No. 137321 ID: f609ed
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-You have a small bruise on your head but you didn't find that puncture mark the doctor(?) gave you. Oh well. You stand up and look north. There are some far away mountains and a large city-oh, and more grass. Where's a machete when you need one?-

>>137321
Never around that's for certain. Oh well head towards the city and look out for raptors or some other scary shit that stalks around in high grass.

~ 2010/02/22(Mon)14:02 No. 137326 ID: f609ed
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-You look like an idiot. Keep walking towards the city. You need new clothes, those booties look ridonkulous.-

>>137326
Yeah and that hospitol gown looks pretty stupid as well. Still, best to have something to change into or you might get arrested as a streaker.

Anything interesting along the trail?

>>137326

Make sure to take large strides so that your hospital gown flies up. :)

WHATS UNDER THE BEANIE

Veteran!X8wqF6p/VM 2010/02/22(Mon)14:10 No. 137338 ID: c32d51
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>>137027

>>137326
Also,

The fuck you say?

Them boots be stylin' and profilin'.

~ 2010/02/22(Mon)14:11 No. 137340 ID: f609ed
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-Now that you mention it... There seems to be some dirty paper on the ground. Seems rather cliche, doesn't it?-

>>137340

Read note. Hug grass.

>>137340
Read note and then torch grass... maybe get out of the grass before torching it though.

Map Quest ~ 2010/02/22(Mon)15:47 No. 137371 ID: f609ed
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-Well well, it seems you have found a map! This seems tooootally unplanned. Maybe this time you should take it with you, stupid ass.-

>>137371

Add map to inventory.

>>137371

Also, its usually a given that when we pick something up we automatically add it to our inventory.

Map Quest 2010/02/22(Mon)16:07 No. 137381 ID: f609ed
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-Obviously you are not smart enough to put things in your inventory on your own. You put the map in your inventory.-

>>137381
Well then onwards to the city. You need pimping new clothes and some other maps to figure out what that map was about.

Map Quest 2010/02/22(Mon)16:24 No. 137387 ID: f609ed
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-After much boring, unnecessary walking not related to the plot, you finally come across a sidewalk and a road.-

>>137382
Weapons FIRST.
Come on, that was what screwed us over last time.

OH! By the way, this is almost certainly a hallucination.
Try to wake up. It's easy to do if you know how, but we can't really explain how to accomplish it. It might 'feel' kinda like pulling a sticky mask off your face, but with your mind instead of your arms.
Sorry, I'm not the best at conveying concepts when words for them don't exist. D:

>>137387
Good. Start looking for clothes or a pimp to rob.

>>137388

Look for clothing and/or weapons.

Map Quest 2010/02/22(Mon)16:42 No. 137395 ID: f609ed
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-Hmmm. You look around at a few shops. Would you like to go inside one?-
=FASHIONISTA=
=THE GUN SHOW=
=LINGERIE=
=7/11=
-And a few more that you can't read the signs for-

Isn't it obvious?

=LINGERIE=

We require underthings!

>>137395
Start with gun show. Get a weapon and we can steal the rest.

>>137395
Fashionista.
Clothes are a must, and it's easier to shoplift from the Gun Show and knock over the 7/11 if we have a jacket.

-Please agree on a store or I will roll 1d4 to decide.-

>>137409

Okay fine, let's go get a jacket or something.

Raid Gunshow, then switch clothes at Fashionista to avoid coppers

Fashonista

Map Quest 2010/02/22(Mon)19:04 No. 137504 ID: f609ed
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-You decide to walk into =FASHIONISTA=. A girl is at the counter looking bored. You walk up to her-
"Hello, I have just awoken in a field in a hospital gown, a beanie, and some silly booties. I have no money but I would really appreciate some clothes."
>Yeah whatever, just pick whatever you want from the clearance rack and keep it under 50 dollars.
"Thank you very much!"
-You head over to the clearance rack and look for something kawaii.-

>>137504
Cute and practical, I say! Jeans and sneakers, a pair of socks and undies, and whatever looks cute for a top.

Map Quest 2010/02/22(Mon)19:15 No. 137507 ID: f609ed
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-That's rather cute, and under the budget limit. Right on.-

>>137507

This is assuming the weather is warm, yes?

>>137509
-It is rather warm, yes.-

LONG JEANS OR WE MIGHT KEEP GETTING BONERS

Yes. take these things.

>>137507
So uh, did you already have underwear? You might get uncomfortable without them...

>>137516

Too late. :c

hi bubble

Map Quest 2010/02/22(Mon)19:34 No. 137532 ID: f609ed
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-So I suppose you need a weapon. Time to go to The Gun Show. You don't have any money though...-

Are you above thievery or trading sexual favors for wepon?

>>137532

We are going to need a job then.

Inquire about employment at this gun place.

>>137532
Do the same thing you did for the clothes. With a bit more of being scared of crazy doctors.

Map Quest 2010/02/22(Mon)19:58 No. 137549 ID: f609ed
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-You enter The Gun Show and you get a creepy feeling already. The man at the counter raises an eyebrow at you and gives you small smirk-
"Uhm, hello... I just, uh, got here. I woke up in a field and I don't really remember anything and I'd like to purchase a weapon."
>Well aren'tchu a cute lil lady. What kinda weapon arya lookin fer?
"Well I don't.. exactly have any, uh, money.. So I was curious if you had, say, old guns - or knives - that you wouldn't mind giving away for free..."
>Nah, no freebies here.
-His expression turns even more creepy. What do you do?-

>>137549

Leave, look for job elsewhere. Creepy guy is creepy. D:

>>137549
Leave, visit 7/11.

Map Quest 2010/02/22(Mon)20:11 No. 137557 ID: f609ed
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"Uhm, actually, I think I'll go look at a job next door at 7/11..."
>Are you so sure about that?
-Think of something quick!-

>>137557
Flash him! Then run away!

>>137557
Spinning hook kick the knife out of his hand, then use the momentum to carry your thigh around his neck and lock in a scissor grab from behind. This done, flip him back into the wall, grab the knife, and run!

Or, y'know, say 'yes' and run out of the store.

>>137557
Quick! Grab the wrist holding the knife, twist outward, and punch him in the throat!

Map Quest 2010/02/22(Mon)20:27 No. 137573 ID: f609ed
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-You flash him, perverts, let's hope this distracts him while you run out of the building-

>>137573
No, don't run, take this fucker down.
Grab wrist, twist, punch throat.
Very quick.

Map Quest 2010/02/22(Mon)20:31 No. 137578 ID: f609ed
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-Errr I think that worked. Let's put our shirt back down and move over to the 7/11...-

>>137578
Dammit, you could have eliminated a potentially dangerous criminal!
Now that he's seen tit and is horny, he may well rape some poor girl in the street, since he seemed to have no qualms with doing it in his store.

Well now we can't go back even if we get enough money for a weapon 8U

There's always other towns, right?

>>137586
Well, maybe they have guns in the 7/11.
Or we could report this guy to the authorities, on charges of extortion, attempted rape, sexual harassment, coercion, and soliciting prostitution.

>>137578

I TOLD you we need underwears.

>>137578
That's not how you rob a gun store. You do it like Arnie in Terminator 1.

But ok over to the 7/11, steal a toothbrush, a lighter, some plastic wrap and some razor blades. You're gonna have to make a shiv.

Map Quest 2010/02/23(Tue)17:07 No. 137994 ID: f609ed
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-Great you made it inside 7/11. They probably sell shit like lighters and some kind of soda in a glass bottle and lighter fluid. Get my drift?-
"huff puff"

>>137994
Yup :3c
Thing is, if we want Molotovs, we'll need gasoline and motor oil.

>>137996
-This is 7/11. You don't have any money and I doubt they'll give you gasoline or motor oil for free. the lighter is easy to steal, the other things aren't. Perhaps we should go a different route.-

>>137996
Kerosene.
Gasoline is FAR too volatile. Conversely, diesel fuel is a pain in the ass to even light on fire.
Not that it matters. The store probably has some kerosene on hand.

If we were to get a job here, I imagine it wouldn't be hard to make off with all that stuff soon.

>>137994
Get what you need to make a shiv. Then make one in the alleyways behind the stores. Once the gun shop closes creep up behind the creep, and either slash his throat or hamstrings. Either way take him out of the picture and then take his keys and loot the shit out of the gun store.

Map Quest 2010/02/24(Wed)15:28 No. 138347 ID: f609ed
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>Sup?
-For some reason, you forgot you were in a building and you look, a bit surprised, to the counter and realize there's a cashier there.-
"Uh hi. I was just next door at The Gun Show and the dude was totally creepy to me."
>Haha, yeah, that's Bill. Just uh, well, avoid him.
-Well she seems pretty cool, maybe she'll let you have some freebies (or frisbees, that would be pretty cool too) or you could walk around and see what you can fit in your shorts/shirt/..shoes?-

Drop a glass jar and when she cleans it steal what you can.

>>138347
Ask for a part-time job, be up-front about your past.

Ask for a job here. She seems nice enough.

Also, sneak a pack of those cheese sandwich crackers when she's not looking. Them's good snacks.

>>138347
Remember, you need either a toothbrush and razorblades alongside with a lighter and some plastic wrap or just plastic wrap and a shard of broken glass. Then you shall craft the greatest shiv there will ever be and use it to mug people or something.

We need to look at a map so we can find our way back home. That, or a telephone call to someone who can come pick us up.

Map Quest 2010/02/24(Wed)16:12 No. 138362 ID: f609ed
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"Uhm, excuse me, ma'am, but do you need any help in this shop?"
>Well sure, actually I'm pretty fuggin' sick of sweeping and dusting and shit. I'd rather sit back and read magazines, ya know? I'm not sure whad'I'd pay ya, but if ya start now, I'll give ya 10 bucks for sweeping and dustin'. Oh, and like 5 scratcher tix if ya want.
"Oh thank you very much! I will get started right away!"to
-So do we do the work or steal? It seems rather silly to steal or go back and try to kill Bill (pun unintended), but hey, it's your life, so do whatever the fuck you want-

>>138362
Let's do some honest work.

>>138362

We roll up our sleeves and do some good old fashioned manual labor.

Let's get to work.

yeah but arent we going to break back into the hospital and find out who we are?

>>138362
Honest work and then buy the stuff we need to kill Bill. Or atleast steal his keys and loot his gunstore.

>>138366

After we save up enough scratch to purchase some badass weapons, sure.

Map Quest 2010/02/24(Wed)16:37 No. 138373 ID: f609ed
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-Very funny, smart ass. Earn your keep and don't forget to dust. Oh, and don't even THINK of dressing up as Cinderalla for that. You hear a shout from the front of the shop-
>Don't forget to organize the snacks and make sure everything's stocked up!
-FFFFffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu whatever.-
"Yes, ma'am!"
>Don't call me "ma'am," ya dork. My name's Jenny!
"Yes, Jenny!"

>>138373
You should piss in her drink or something.

Anyway, get shiv making tools with your hard earned money so that we can mug other people of their hard earned money.

Should have said "Yes, love."

>>138373

D'aaawww. :3

Let's really whip those animals into a cleaning crew! Start micromanaging all the animals to be the most efficient!

>>138564
LIKE A BAWS

Map Quest 2010/02/25(Thu)13:07 No. 138603 ID: f609ed
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"Hey animal friends! Help me get some stuff to make a weapon!"
-The animals somehow understand you and run off to find some shit to make a weapon.
>Ah you're done sweeping? Time to dust!
-Jenny hands you a shitty feather duster.-

>>138603
You heard her, get to the dusting!
Like a boss.

>>138603
Make a solemn vow infront of the gods of your ancestors that you will have vengence on that bitch. By pissing in her drink.

>>138603

Forest Animal Friends are awesome.

Pick up that duster and get to dustin'.

>>138608
Why? It's not like she's done anything any other boss wouldn't do.
She's been a bit rude, yeah, but you just met her.
And yeah, she's working you a bit hard, but she just hired you under the table, no questions asked, with no paperwork or anything.
Save pissing in her drink for if she shafts you on pay.

>>138603
Don french maid outfit and get dusting.

Map Quest 2010/02/25(Thu)13:59 No. 138627 ID: f609ed
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-Oh good you got to dusti- what the fuck are you wearing? Where are you even getting these fucking costumes? Whatever. Don't forget that spider web, third shelf. You wonder what you'll get paid and when those stupid woodland animals come back. You begin to hum a song to keep your mood up.-
"..Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read-a my pooooookerfaaaaaace"
-Really. Really.-

>>138614
You're also fucking her around pretty hardcore. I'd be pissed if somebody asked me for a job and then pulled Cinderella shit when I told them what they would be doing.

Relax about her.

>>138627

Is... is that a LEGO set?

We must get this somehow.

>>138731
Save up your money.
Screw a weapon, get Legos.
Use Legos to make bodyarmor and an assault rifle.

>>138627

See if you can grab the end of your foot and still dust.

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)13:21 No. 139128 ID: f609ed
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-Oh holy fuck the animals came through. I'm not sure where you can hide it though. Well now you can rob a bank or a store or get revenge on Billy- Wait what's that say on the shotgun...-
=SHOT GUN AQUIRED=
"Thank you, woodland creatures"

>>139128
Fuck YEAH! Woodland creatures fucking rock!

Ok now you have a non sucky weapon. Time to blow this fucking joint and get on with the mystery of the map. Get a map and cross reference with the one you found earlier.

>>139128

fckin awesome

eat your heart out Snow White

time to kick some ass

Take a closer look at the signature on the bottom of the shotgun, theirs no telling who may be looking for their lost shotgun...

>>139131
If they want it back we will give it back to them... atleast the bullets.

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)13:32 No. 139140 ID: f609ed
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-I... uh... fuck. Well I'm not sure if they killed him or were able to sneak it while he wasn't looking, but he'll be one pissed off hillbilly if he finds out we have it. What should we do? We've finished all the work Jenny had for us.-

>>139140
To an 24/7 library for map cross referencing and stuff. You have a mystery map with a mystery to solve.

>>139140
We now have the means defend ourselves while we find out why we were in a hospital laboratory!

Anyways, collect monies from cashier for a jorb well done, then head back to the hospital.

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)13:53 No. 139150 ID: f609ed
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>Well, kid, ya did a great job so I'll give ya a Jackson. If ya ever needa 'nother job, just come back 'round here.
"Thank you, Jenny!"
>No prob, kid.
-Sweet. a 20 and a shotgun. Let's hit the library, though I still don't know where you're going to hide that thing.-
=$20 DOLLARS AQUIRED=

>>139150
Well that's obvious.

ROLL TO HIDE IT!

>>139150
Hid it in your baggy pants or something. Or have it ut in the open to show everyone what a badass motherfucker you are.

>>139151
-I mean the shotgun.-

>>139154
Don't worry about it. Just roll a 20 and nobody will notice it.
Just trust us, this is the way the world works.

Can't you like, store it in Hammerspace or your Inventory or something?

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)14:21 No. 139166 ID: f609ed
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-Well we're at the library now. We should probably invest in a purse or a backpack. Right now the only inventory you have are you tiny short pockets.-

>>139166

Or a duffel bag.

Any sporting goods stores around?

>>139166
Go in and ask around for help on figuring out what the map you have depicts.

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)14:45 No. 139174 ID: f609ed
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-Well that's uh... convenient. Let's get a super cute backpack!-

Super cute? Pfft. Get a regular ol' durable duffel bag.

>>139178
Get both.

>>139178
Compromise, get a super-cute duffel bag.

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)23:15 No. 139467 ID: f609ed
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=TOTALLY CUTE DUFFEL BAG AQUIRED=
-Alright, so we have 20 dollars, a map, and a shotgun. We still have to pay for this duffel bag, just hope "Sally" doesn't look in it. The duffel bag is 15 dollars, on sale-

too cute!~

>>139467

Okay, fine. Go with the cute duffel bag. Just buy it and stow that noob tube away.

Go catch some pogeymanz

Map Quest 2010/02/27(Sat)13:41 No. 139604 ID: f609ed
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-Like, seriously? You could be researching your map, you could be shooting shit with your shot gun, you could be exploring the town, but you want to catch pokeymans? It's your choice I guess..-
=POKEBALL AQUIRED=

shoot a stray dog then stuff its heart in the pokeball

Ok, lets go back to getting serious before this derails.

Map. What could we make of it? Nothing? Do we know anything about reading maps? Well, I know >.>;

I'd say our first stop is the library's map room.

>>139604
A WILD ABRA APPEARS!

>>139604
Lets combine all these activities with pokemon hunting. Consult map, explore town, and when you find a pokemon put your gun to its head and tell it to get in the fucking ball.

>>139624
You are wise.

Map Quest 2010/02/27(Sat)19:00 No. 139769 ID: f609ed
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-This is a weird map. Where do you suppose we are?-

>>139769
You seem to be in SimCity.
I suppose that's fitting, because you're gonna take this town like a hurricane!
Like a boss.

>>139769
Yeah, but WHERE in SimCity?

To the library!

Ashurii 2010/03/01(Mon)11:30 No. 140588 ID: 021ae3
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Find a Kangaskhan, take it's baby.
And give it a cute little ribbon and a pouch thing to carry it in!

Find "Captain Hero"