>>138373

D'aaawww. :3

Let's really whip those animals into a cleaning crew! Start micromanaging all the animals to be the most efficient!

>>138564
LIKE A BAWS

Map Quest 2010/02/25(Thu)13:07 No. 138603 ID: f609ed
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"Hey animal friends! Help me get some stuff to make a weapon!"
-The animals somehow understand you and run off to find some shit to make a weapon.
>Ah you're done sweeping? Time to dust!
-Jenny hands you a shitty feather duster.-

>>138603
You heard her, get to the dusting!
Like a boss.

>>138603
Make a solemn vow infront of the gods of your ancestors that you will have vengence on that bitch. By pissing in her drink.

>>138603

Forest Animal Friends are awesome.

Pick up that duster and get to dustin'.

>>138608
Why? It's not like she's done anything any other boss wouldn't do.
She's been a bit rude, yeah, but you just met her.
And yeah, she's working you a bit hard, but she just hired you under the table, no questions asked, with no paperwork or anything.
Save pissing in her drink for if she shafts you on pay.

>>138603
Don french maid outfit and get dusting.

Map Quest 2010/02/25(Thu)13:59 No. 138627 ID: f609ed
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-Oh good you got to dusti- what the fuck are you wearing? Where are you even getting these fucking costumes? Whatever. Don't forget that spider web, third shelf. You wonder what you'll get paid and when those stupid woodland animals come back. You begin to hum a song to keep your mood up.-
"..Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read-a my pooooookerfaaaaaace"
-Really. Really.-

>>138614
You're also fucking her around pretty hardcore. I'd be pissed if somebody asked me for a job and then pulled Cinderella shit when I told them what they would be doing.

Relax about her.

>>138627

Is... is that a LEGO set?

We must get this somehow.

>>138731
Save up your money.
Screw a weapon, get Legos.
Use Legos to make bodyarmor and an assault rifle.

>>138627

See if you can grab the end of your foot and still dust.

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)13:21 No. 139128 ID: f609ed
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-Oh holy fuck the animals came through. I'm not sure where you can hide it though. Well now you can rob a bank or a store or get revenge on Billy- Wait what's that say on the shotgun...-
=SHOT GUN AQUIRED=
"Thank you, woodland creatures"

>>139128
Fuck YEAH! Woodland creatures fucking rock!

Ok now you have a non sucky weapon. Time to blow this fucking joint and get on with the mystery of the map. Get a map and cross reference with the one you found earlier.

>>139128

fckin awesome

eat your heart out Snow White

time to kick some ass

Take a closer look at the signature on the bottom of the shotgun, theirs no telling who may be looking for their lost shotgun...

>>139131
If they want it back we will give it back to them... atleast the bullets.

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)13:32 No. 139140 ID: f609ed
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-I... uh... fuck. Well I'm not sure if they killed him or were able to sneak it while he wasn't looking, but he'll be one pissed off hillbilly if he finds out we have it. What should we do? We've finished all the work Jenny had for us.-

>>139140
To an 24/7 library for map cross referencing and stuff. You have a mystery map with a mystery to solve.

>>139140
We now have the means defend ourselves while we find out why we were in a hospital laboratory!

Anyways, collect monies from cashier for a jorb well done, then head back to the hospital.

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)13:53 No. 139150 ID: f609ed
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>Well, kid, ya did a great job so I'll give ya a Jackson. If ya ever needa 'nother job, just come back 'round here.
"Thank you, Jenny!"
>No prob, kid.
-Sweet. a 20 and a shotgun. Let's hit the library, though I still don't know where you're going to hide that thing.-
=$20 DOLLARS AQUIRED=

>>139150
Well that's obvious.

ROLL TO HIDE IT!

>>139150
Hid it in your baggy pants or something. Or have it ut in the open to show everyone what a badass motherfucker you are.

>>139151
-I mean the shotgun.-

>>139154
Don't worry about it. Just roll a 20 and nobody will notice it.
Just trust us, this is the way the world works.

Can't you like, store it in Hammerspace or your Inventory or something?

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)14:21 No. 139166 ID: f609ed
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-Well we're at the library now. We should probably invest in a purse or a backpack. Right now the only inventory you have are you tiny short pockets.-

>>139166

Or a duffel bag.

Any sporting goods stores around?

>>139166
Go in and ask around for help on figuring out what the map you have depicts.

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)14:45 No. 139174 ID: f609ed
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-Well that's uh... convenient. Let's get a super cute backpack!-

Super cute? Pfft. Get a regular ol' durable duffel bag.

>>139178
Get both.

>>139178
Compromise, get a super-cute duffel bag.

Map Quest 2010/02/26(Fri)23:15 No. 139467 ID: f609ed
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=TOTALLY CUTE DUFFEL BAG AQUIRED=
-Alright, so we have 20 dollars, a map, and a shotgun. We still have to pay for this duffel bag, just hope "Sally" doesn't look in it. The duffel bag is 15 dollars, on sale-

too cute!~

>>139467

Okay, fine. Go with the cute duffel bag. Just buy it and stow that noob tube away.

Go catch some pogeymanz

Map Quest 2010/02/27(Sat)13:41 No. 139604 ID: f609ed
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-Like, seriously? You could be researching your map, you could be shooting shit with your shot gun, you could be exploring the town, but you want to catch pokeymans? It's your choice I guess..-
=POKEBALL AQUIRED=

shoot a stray dog then stuff its heart in the pokeball

Ok, lets go back to getting serious before this derails.

Map. What could we make of it? Nothing? Do we know anything about reading maps? Well, I know >.>;

I'd say our first stop is the library's map room.

>>139604
A WILD ABRA APPEARS!

>>139604
Lets combine all these activities with pokemon hunting. Consult map, explore town, and when you find a pokemon put your gun to its head and tell it to get in the fucking ball.

>>139624
You are wise.

Map Quest 2010/02/27(Sat)19:00 No. 139769 ID: f609ed
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-This is a weird map. Where do you suppose we are?-

>>139769
You seem to be in SimCity.
I suppose that's fitting, because you're gonna take this town like a hurricane!
Like a boss.

>>139769
Yeah, but WHERE in SimCity?

To the library!

Ashurii 2010/03/01(Mon)11:30 No. 140588 ID: 021ae3
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Find a Kangaskhan, take it's baby.
And give it a cute little ribbon and a pouch thing to carry it in!

Find "Captain Hero"