Oh yeah, when you canonball, have the splash hit the RHBDS, Scrimbalt, Kayk, and Tanwen (otherwise known as her embarrassing nickname, gecko)

these guys
https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/139765.html#139791
https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/139765.html#139774

>>1067203
COLLATERAL DAMAGE

A dragon date without at least three casualties is a dull affair. Cannonball!

Option A, of course. All this hassle can't be for nothing.

>>1067172
It would add to the illusion, definitely.

>>1067173
Self-serving wisdom is still wisdom.

(1/4) Apples 2023/07/10(Mon)20:19 No. 1067572 ID: 3d7b4d
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>A Go Swimming!

You gaze longingly at all the delicious food carts and restaurants, but it appears the majority has their heart set on going swimming.

So you trek all the way back up to the entrance to Water World and head into the locker rooms to change. There's some debate over which restroom you're meant to use, but you eventually decide that the Fangndrs should use the he-dragons' locker room and Puffball the she-dragons'.

(2/4) Apples 2023/07/10(Mon)20:19 No. 1067573 ID: 3d7b4d
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You emerge from the locker room looking like a total snack in your black thong bikini.

Ajosha and Isolde compliment you when they emerge from the men's room.

Puffball: "Oh, this old thing?"

Fun fact: you and Gloomweaver wear the same size bikini bottom.

(3/4) Apples 2023/07/10(Mon)20:19 No. 1067574 ID: 3d7b4d
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Strangely, Wilhelm looks a little distressed.

Sally Button-Eyes: "What's wrong, babe?"

Wilhelm: "Huh? Oh it's nothing... uh... hey um... Johnny, could I talk to you for a second?"

Johnny Coolstockings: "Sure bruh!"

Wilhelm glances nervously at you and his siblings.

Wilhelm: "Uh... privately?"

(4/4) Apples 2023/07/10(Mon)20:19 No. 1067575 ID: 3d7b4d
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The six of you go over to a secluded bench and you take a seat. After puzzling for a few moments on how to give Wilhelm and Johnny some privacy, you see the other two Fangndr siblings pointedly pretending to ignore Wilhelm, so you and Sally do the same for Johnny.

Johnny Coolstockings: "So what's up, bruh?"

Wilhelm: "Uhh Johnny how uh... how uhm... How... You know Sally pretty well right?"

Johnny Coolstockings: "Known her all my life. We grew up in the same sock drawer."

Wilhelm: "Huh?"

Johnny Coolstockings: "Uhh... nest. Sometimes I call a nest a sock drawer. It's a... regional dialect."

Wilhelm: "Oh okay... Anyway um... about Sally... is she like... much of a size queen? Follow up: how big are kobold dicks. You know... normally?"

Wow. You weren't expecting that. It appears Wilhelm is feeling insecure about his masculinity. What should you tell him?

>>1067575
Depends on the size of the kobold.
Seriously, what is he packing? Because a small dick isn't a deal breaker.

Tell him it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it, man. Plus, if the dick is too big, how is it going to pleasure anyone if it cant even fit, ya know? Sure its impressive to look at, but how can two people experience true pleasure without being able to have intercourse due to large size?

Also, since we're being secretive, ask if Isolde stared at anyone handsome in the locker room so you know whether to up your game against any competition or not.

>>1067575
"Finger sized? But that's if they aren't being affected by magic, potions, or distant dragon ancestors."

>>1067575
Tell him she loves all kinds of dick. It kinda scares you how much she's into dick sometimes...

>>1067586
It's true.

Kobolds are genetic leftovers my dude. They vary at least as much as dragons do. Most of them are pretty small I guess, but it wouldn't be unheard of to meet a tripod

(1/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067843 ID: 28a954
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>Tell him it's not the size that matters. . . .

You decide it's time to get real with Wilhelm and speak from the sole.

Johnny: "Bruh, look at me."

(2/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067844 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "Yeah?"

(3/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067845 ID: 28a954
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Johnny: "Bruh..."

(4/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067846 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "What?"

(5/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067847 ID: 28a954
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Johnny: "Look at me!"

(6/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067848 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "What??"

(7/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067849 ID: 28a954
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Johnny: "BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

(8/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067850 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "AAARGH WHAT????"

(9/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067851 ID: 28a954
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Puffball: "LOOK AT ME, BRUH!!"

Wilhelm: "I'm scared."

(10/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067852 ID: 28a954
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Puffball: *Ahem*

(11/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067853 ID: 28a954
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Johnny: "Realtalk, bruh. It doesn't matter how big your dick is. If all a woman cared about was size, she'd just go buy a huge dildo."

Johnny: "If a woman is out on a date with you, it's because she's interested in spending time with all of you. Not just your dick. If you show a woman a good time and treat her right, she won't care what you're packing downstairs. And if the two of you don't click, even having the biggest dick in the world won't keep her coming around."

(12/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067854 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "R-realtalk?"

Johnny: "Realtalk, bruh. Also, take a look at my sister, bruh."

(13/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:01 No. 1067855 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "I'm looking."

Johnny: "You've got nothing to worry about, my dude. The girl fuckin' loves dick, man. She's a fuckin' cockhound. It's scary how much she's into dick, dude. Look at those damn DSLs. Girl was built to suck cock. She's desperate for dong, dude. This girl will scarf schlong ALL DAY my man. She will eat dicks out of the trash She doesn't care what size as long as it's hard."

(14/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:01 No. 1067856 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "W-wow, really?"

Johnny: "Dude, this girl lives to lick pipe. She's probably thinking about sucking dicks right now!"

Wilhelm: "..."

Wilhelm: "So you think I have a shot with her?"

(15/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:01 No. 1067857 ID: 28a954
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Johnny: "You fuckin' know it, man. Now are we gonna swim or what?"

Wilhelm: "Hell yeah!"

(16/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:01 No. 1067858 ID: 28a954
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You and The Fangndr Triplets go and enjoy Water World. You ride the log flume, you float on the Lazy River, you slide down the water slides, you play in the dancing fountains.

And, of course, the tour de force...

>Cannonball!!!!

(18/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:01 No. 1067860 ID: 28a954
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Hmmm...

(19/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:01 No. 1067861 ID: 28a954
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The pool's starting to get a bit crowded. Maybe it's time to move on to something else.

What would you like to do next on your date?

"Call me."
(Date her later)

>>1067861
Uhhh movie?

>>1067862
I am not normally of the same braincell as Kome, but today I am.

whoops, you lost your bikini bottom.

lets go on a roller coaster, the one near or at the water park, specifically the roller coaster labeled 10 on the map!

make a plan to flash the camera when you go down the giant slope of the roller coaster.

>>1067862
and yes, this!

>>1067862
Yeah that sounds like a good idea to me too.

So does a movie.

>>1067865
>whoops, you lost your bikini bottom.
It keeps happening

>>1067861
Oh great an Ancient Dragon is crashing the party. They think they're sooooooo great just because they're sooooooooo strong and big and old.

(1/2) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)21:36 No. 1067873 ID: 28a954
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>"Call me" (date her later).

Puffball: "Hey, big mama. My name's Puffball. What's yours? You free? Lemme get your digits."

(2/2) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)21:39 No. 1067875 ID: 28a954
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Vesuvius: "Oh wow, oh gosh you're very forward! (still I can't believe I'm still getting propositioned at my age!) Nice to meet you, Puffball. My name's Vesuvius! I'm very flattered but it's my weekend with the kids so I'm kind of busy the next couple of days. Can I have one of my kobolds call you later this week?"

You and Vesuvius exchange numbers.

Got GIANT POOL DRAGON'S phone number!

Vesuvius: "Why do you have socks on your hands?"

>Vesuvius: "Why do you have socks on your hands?"

"uhhhhh, whoops! gottago!Bye!"

can't let our date know our secret! end this convo quick, and go somewhere else quick!

>>1067875
"Oh is that what these are?" Proceed to slide down her side and make a break for it like a baby sea turtle going toward the ocean.

I think our date just had all 3 of their necks bruised.

FLEEEE

That's freaking amazing elder dragon design, I gotta say. Those poor younglings below.

"It's for entertaining the kids, and speaking of:"
Then, do a sumersault off her tail into what little of the pool remains clear of the pool like a caveman finishing his day shift.

The best movie would be Dragons: a Reality Made Fantastic.

It's kinda long, but it's got early dragons fighting dinosaurs for survival and stuff!

>>1067861
Now thats body goals perhaps we should eat more if it makes our tits that large also huh we are sort of fat but our bands dont bulge out like that

(1/3) Apples 2023/07/15(Sat)21:05 No. 1067909 ID: 28a954
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>Body goals

*sigh* Don't you know it!

It doesn't help that Dragon fashion magazines create an unrealistic expectation of beauty.

Sure, we'd all like to be the girl who's a ten on the Richter Scale, but you can't go around comparing yourself to women like Vesuvius. The fact is it takes centuries of hard work for a dragon to reach that size. Millennia even. It won't happen overnight, no matter what the magazines say. Just stick to a balanced diet and get plenty of hibernation time.

You remind yourself to be confident in the body you have.

(2/3) Apples 2023/07/15(Sat)21:05 No. 1067910 ID: 28a954
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>whoops, you lost your bikini bottom.

How does this keep happening??

You hide behind a bush while the Fangndr Triplets look for your bikini bottom. Normally you wouldn't bother but you borrowed this one from Gloomweaver and she's super picky about getting her stuff back.

>lets go on a roller coaster, the one near or at the water park, specifically the roller coaster labeled 10 on the map!

>make a plan to flash the camera when you go down the giant slope of the roller coaster.

You hop on the Super Splash Coaster and make sure to flash the camera on your way down.

(3/3) Apples 2023/07/15(Sat)21:05 No. 1067911 ID: 28a954
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Movie time!

You and The Fangndrs head over to Hoard Mountain's underground cinema. Today they're showing Battle of the Cosmic Dragons in glorious 4D!.

You hit a snag when the lady behind the ticket counter insists you have to buy six tickets to get in!

Puffball: "What the hell! I only have one butt!"

Wilhelm: "This is outrageous!"

Ajosha: "It's really unfair."

Isolde: "It's discrimination!"

Ticket Lady: "Sorry, I don't make the rules. If you don't like it, take it up with customer service."

What do you do?

Lose the socks!

>>1067911
Take it up with customer service.

Do not under any circumstances lose the socks!

>>1067913
take it up with customer service, it's Horny dragon, who is just pathetic about it cause her manager is busy

Skip this noise, not worth the risk.

Do not lose the socks!

Customer service. You are a customer(s) and you are in here in the first place so that you can get serviced.

Waaaait a minute, isn't she a princess? Aren't we supposed to be looking for hidden princesses in the park?

Kidnap her before you go to customer service to both complain, and get a reward for finding one of the princesses in the park.

>>1067911
Isn’t she one of the hidden princesses in the park? Hiding as an employee is clever, but not good enough! Kidnap her, then go to customer service for a reward for finding a hidden princess and to complain about having to buy multiple tickets despite only having one butt!

>>1067933
Actually yeah, do that instead, and then watch as the reward is getting the tickets for free lmao

>>1067572
(also plz update this map to show more tracks of where Puffball and her date is going. I love how absurdly messy it is getting)

Apples 2023/07/16(Sun)15:58 No. 1067982 ID: 28a954
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>(also plz update this map to show more tracks of where Puffball and her date is going. I love how absurdly messy it is getting)

You and your date are currently at Hoard Mountain. This is where the bulk of the indoor fun takes place. There's an underground shopping complex, a 4D cinema (you are here), laser tag, rides, and more!

(1/4) Apples 2023/08/06(Sun)15:33 No. 1069849 ID: 1963da
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As the seven of you are arguing, you gradually become aware of a distinctive, slightly intoxicating aroma...

Puffball: "Do you guys smell that?"

Wilhelm: "Yeah..."

Ajosha: "Smells kinda familiar..."

Isolde: "Smells almost like..."

(2/4) Apples 2023/08/06(Sun)15:34 No. 1069850 ID: 1963da
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All: "PRINCESS!"

OMG! You've found one of Dragon Park's Hidden Princesses!

(3/4) Apples 2023/08/06(Sun)15:34 No. 1069851 ID: 1963da
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You and the Fangndr triplets snatch up Princess Photon and rush off to Customer Service to claim your prizes!

(4/4) Apples 2023/08/06(Sun)15:41 No. 1069854 ID: 1963da
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Horny Dragon: "Congratulations! You've kidnapped one of the five Hidden Princesses!"

Puffball: "Yay! What do we win?"

Ajosha: "Do we get to eat her??"

Puffball: "Yeah, do we?"

Princess Photon: "Gorgul promised if I did this I wouldn't be eaten!"

Horny Dragon: "P-please refrain from eating the princess! The prize for capturing Princess Photon is your choice of either Laser Tag Tickets or a Romantic Dinner for two at the Mile High Tower! OOooh! Much better than eating a princess!"

Oh wow!

The Fangndrs say it's your choice. What do you want?

Free Laser Tag (date ends without sex)

or

Free Food (maybe sex?)

Food!

Ohh no. They can't fool you again. When they say "dinner for two" they mean two heads don't they?

>>1069857
in this situation, it doesn't matter because if we go for food, they're sharing the same body, so the food is all going down the same stomach. We just have to make sure Puffball is one of the dragons eating and one of her dates is the second one eating.

It might actually work better this way because then we don't have to have our puppets pretend to eat without looking suspicious.

That said, laser tag might be an issue since she only has two tickets shown in the picture.

I vote free food

Complain about their ticket policy.

Laser tag!

You and the Fangndrs look clearly hungry, free food!
Also the sock puppets must be hungry

Laser tag, boys vs girls!

Free food is always good

>>1069854
you know.. a tower would be a prime location for another princess, too..

>>1069854
Always food as a 60% stomach dragon also princess prime location

Free Laser Tag? Nice.

Food!

Free food! You've done plenty of active stuff already, so sustenance is next on the docket.

>>1064749 This is hilarious.

Suggestion 2023/08/17(Thu)01:24 No. 1070327 ID: 3d5535
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Name: Sylaxi
I am a: Pleasure Demon
Seeking: Anyone/anything
For: Pleasure in any capacity
About me: I haven't had sex in 152 years, and I haven't had fun longer than that. Someone take me on a date and show me a fun time, before I become a spreadsheet demon.
Likes: Pleasure, manners, punctuality, days off, sushi
Dislikes: Bad tempers, morning mouth, traffic jams, snow

mouse 2023/08/17(Thu)19:04 No. 1070351 ID: ca2aa5
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Name: Sparkle

I am a: she-dragon

Seeking: anyone (cat girls prefered)

For: friends, fuckbuddys, no drama

About me: here for a good time, not a long time ;p
talk to me about cats

Likes: cats, long walks on the beach, reading, cats, booba tea lol

Dislikes: people who dont like cats,
basic bitches

Auzzie Gnoll 2023/08/19(Sat)05:42 No. 1070407 ID: ab4dfd
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Name: Marie Antoinette
I Am A: She-Drake
Seeking: Any-Drake, Any-Dragon
For: Romance, Friendship, Heavy Petting, Roleplay
About Me: 5'7 ft noble drake, though able to shift quadrupedal or gain height via mass shifting. Incident with magic left me dessert themed, scented and tasting. Hope you like cheese cake!
Likes: Manners, table top RPG's, baking, desserts, the classics, tea, food-play, being called mistress.
Dislikes: Revolutionaries, artificial sweeteners, guillotines

(1/4) Apples 2023/09/03(Sun)08:55 No. 1071510 ID: 435f13
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>I vote free food

>Ohh no. They can't fool you again. When they say "dinner for two" they mean two heads don't they?

>Complain about their ticket policy.

Puffball: "A romantic dinner for two?? You do realize that we have fou—er—six mouths to feed, right?"

Ajosha: "This constant anti-multi-head prejudice is outrageous!"

Wilhelm: "You single-head dragons think the world revolves around you!"

Isolde: "You know what? We should sue!"

Johnny and Sally nod along vigorously.

Horny Dragon begins to sweat nervously as the six of you berate her.

Horny Dragon: "Ha ha, did I say 'dinner for two?' I meant dinner for six!"

Horny Dragon rummages around in the drawers behind her counter and retrieves four more coupons. She whimpers as you snatch them up.

Horny Dragon: "I hope those don't come out of my paychek. It'll cost everything I've earned this summer..."

(2/4) Apples 2023/09/03(Sun)08:55 No. 1071511 ID: 435f13
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You and the Fangndrs make your way to the Mile High Tower and the fancy restaurant at the top.

(3/4) Apples 2023/09/03(Sun)08:55 No. 1071512 ID: 435f13
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It's evening and the atmosphere at the rotating Mile High Restaurant is very romantic. All around you dragons are sharing intimate meals and conversing in soft voices. Nervous waiters and waitresses dressed as knights scurry back and forth, praying they don't get mistaken for an appetizer as they rush from table to table.

You and the Fangndrs are seated at an appropriately-sized table with park benches to accommodate your dragon-sized posteriors.

(4/4) Apples 2023/09/03(Sun)08:55 No. 1071513 ID: 435f13
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You order three plates of food to keep up the illusion, but all you're really interested in is the 250oz buffalo steak (you decided you were in the mood for something light).

As you eat, you notice the Fangndr triplets are casting irritated glances in your direction. By the time you're halfway through your steak, they're definitely giving you the stinkeye.

Puffball: "What, do I have something on my face or something?"

Ajosha: "Your brother and sister have been so busy feeding you, they haven't had a chance to take a single bite!"

Wilhelm: "Sally hasn't even touched her chicken pasta alfredo!"

Isolde: "Yeah, and Johnny's chili bowl is practically cold!"

Ajosha: "Take a break from stuffing your face and give them a chance to eat!"

Uh oh... what do you do?

Puffball: Don't worry, it's fiiiiine
Sally: Yeah, if you notice, we have no arms, so when we feed puffball with our mouths, we eat a little bit too!
Johnny: Yep! And we all decided to share each others food. We're just starting with the buffalo steak together...
Puffball: *mouth full* You know, *munch munch* I'm actually surprised you guys aren't sharing each other's food! It's basic etiquette table manners to share you know! *gulp burp*

Be sure to eat with your hands, err, heads from this point onwards to keep up that illusion

Sally: "I don't really like eating. I like the taste, but swallowing has just never worked for me. I just didn't want to gross you out by spitting food out onto my plate."

Johnny: "I like my food cold. Too hot, and it feels like my fire breath going in reverse."

Puffball: "This is kind of our usual system. I eat first, Johnny eats when his food cools down, and Sally gets in whatever she can stomach throughout."

Ohh it's actually kind of embarrassing, we were having such a good time we forgot... only one of us has taste. Somebody's enthusiasm for chili got a little too extreme... and Sally, well. Don't spread it around, but. Don't listen to people double dog daring you to do the deep throat challenge if dire cat folk are involved.

>>1071513
"I have a stuffing fetish and these two are hopeless enablers."

John: Oh, sorry, since our necks are where our arms should, we aren't very good at swallowing.

Sally: but otherwise the food tastes pretty great.

>Squeeze your food with your sock hands for a while.

"So we've got a really weird insides where we're not tied to the digestive system. We can still taste stuff though, but swallowing is... contraindicated, let's say."

Subtly guide them to the awful truth.
"Oh, we don't eat."
"Yeah, puffball stuffs all our food in her mouth. We want her to."

so like... It seemed like they were just going along with Sally and John at first, but now I'm thinking they might've bought it wholesale, which is a bit awkward...

Ok the date was fun but this is getting weird.

Silence 2023/09/06(Wed)16:47 No. 1071865 ID: ed041d
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Name: Dagan

I Am A: Synthetic Dragon

Seeking: She-Dragon

Looking For: Casual Date, Hangouts, Possible sex?

About Me: I'm a single dragon, something called a "replicant" and largely made of synthetic materials. Advanced construction, super strong, and rather flexible. 6 Feet Tall.

Likes: Other dragons, fire, action games, Music, robots, causing a little bit of mischief

Dislikes: Jackasses, people who don't know how to handle weapons properly, EMPs.

>>1071513
Puffball: "Its a bit like how you guys handle the right and left of the body."
Jhonny: "basically there is a reason why puffball is so round heh". Sally:"she is the stomach of the gang, there is a reason for the ball part of Puffball other then the puffy fur"

Or something like that
Also supporting
>>1071518
Basically living vicariously through others
>>1071517
Makes sense if combined to a extreme degree

>>1071513
Commit to the disguise. Tell them youre on a fast-binge-fast diet and its middle heads turn to eat.
If you come clean now theyre gonna think youre sone kind of anti multiheaded dragon bigot mocking them.
I hear folk can get sued for that.

Ehhh this lie is getting too long nosed for my liking. You might wanna come clean. They seem to genuinely think your puppets are heads, which I’m guessing the intention of them in the first place was as a cheeky indication that you wanted to date all three of them at once? They might get just a little upset at your explanation, but after a bit of discussion and talking through the misunderstanding they should be understanding if they’re collectively good partners. They’ll probably need to talk amongst themselves though about whether they’re cool with polyamory, since they mistakenly assumed they each had a head to themselves for this date, but they might arrive at the conclusion that it’s easier on the three of them, who knows?